Alice is absolutely positively cute!
Shanghai is even more cute.
Alice’s cup size?
she is a slut>p.d.: not patchouli
>>19867431Inadequacy suits her.
She's a lice head
>>19866864Patchouli isn’t welcome in Arisu threads.
Reimu is trying to find it out
>>19870400Reimu is going to get bound gagged and thrown out to youkai by dolls if she doesnt stop this sekuhara right now
What does Alice want in a husband?
>>19871406Look like Malisa.
Why is Alice such a hermit? A cute girl like her could easily find herself a partner!
>>19871819She doesn't need to find a partner because she's already in a committed relationship with her Marisa doll.
I am here on /jp/ posting about Alice again today. It's not the first time, and it won't be the last. It's just how I remember from so long ago, and it's still just as fun. It's a comforting feeling. Let's stay like this forever, Alice, /jp/.
I wish Alice would make a puppet of me and invite me over to her house and do a puppet show for me
I want to cuddle Alice in bed.
>>19874104Be careful, Alice pees her bed
>>19864607Hey fucknugget. Can you WAIT a few months before making another thread?
>>19874578Cute I wanna drink alice's pee
>>19871819Alice has no friends.
>>19875279But this is urgent.
>>19875279Every thread on this board should be Alice related.
>>19872621So you want something like this?
>>19877365Alice has the perfect body.
>>19871819Spending entire winter with Alice, cuddling!
>>19881514Well that's not really what I meant and being a doll would be kind of scary, but it feels good when alice talks to me like a little kid or calls me a good boy.
Are Alice's capelet and headband all she needs to consider herself fully dressed?
>>19881889Holy enticing rape.Would ravage and impregnate against her will.
>>19886885She's also wearing a fundoshi, you sexpervert.
>>19886885God bless you, Roki n' Rindou, for making Alice hypnosis a thing.
>>19892832Wish we'd rather get Alice in skintight bodysuit get violated by tentacles
>>19892832Does Alice even need to be hypnotized to act like a sloot?
>>19888937Very good Alice.
>>19895239Yes, she's otherwise a pure girl.
>>19899397Why is she crying?
>>19899424Nobody came to her birthday party.
>>19899448That's because I'm not in Gensokyo yet.
>>19886885Alice thinks she's fully dressed as long as she's got the rings on.
>>19899448>>19899452What kind of present would Alice appreciate the most?
>>19899960a kissu for arisu
Post the "Alice / not Alice" one
>>19910743A in Alice stands for abuse
>>19899960One of those wireless cameras you use for flying drones. It could be used for doll's eye view.
>>19911525I've been wanting to build a shanghai drone lately and go buzz around a convention.
>>19912701You'd need to give it a mini jetpack to fit the rotors
>>19871168The imagery associated with what you're describing is very erotic. Take responsibility for my boner anon
>>19916286Oh shit is that a new Satou Kibi doujin?I really like PatchuAri
I want to talk with Alice!I want to have tea with Alice!I want to hold hands with Alice!I want to go on a picnic with Alice!I want to spend the night with Alice!I want to marry Alice!I want to get killed by Alice!
I want to live in Alice's house. I bet it's great there.
>>19929096She probably cleans really frequently to prevent dust from fucking up complex parts
Would you get paizuri from Alice, even if it meant being stared at by all her creepy dolls while it happens?
>>19934290That would only make it better.
Alice-chaaan! Mama's here!
>>19934290Alice has no creepy dolls.
Is Alice protestant or catholic?
Angry and determined Alice is so hot!
>>19952588She's a satanist. Her mom is the devil.
>>19952588Catholic, I converted her before making her my bride
Jeez anon, knock first!
>>19952588Alice is a magician. She's a pagan.
>>19955372think again dumpass
>>19952588eastern orthodox anon
Pantyhose, thighhighs or bare legs for Alice?
>>19959161short white socks
>>19959161I prefer pantyhose. Regardless, they should be generally hidden under a long skirt and her boots, which makes thighhighs pointless and all three options mostly equivalent.
Mr D Mercy is that you?
>>19912701I've been thingking of the same dream, but with one of Nue's UFOs instead of Shangai.
>>19959251What if you happen to get intimate with her?
>>19963398That's why literally the first thing I said on the subject was "I prefer pantyhose".
How does it taste?
>>19960554You should have potty trained her better, Shinki
>>19965904It's not Shinki's fault. Alice is cuter when she pees herself.
Alice is a refined glasses-wearing lady
>>19881514Any more like this? asking for friend
>>19971140I want to fuck this office lady
Alice is perfect. She has no flaws.
>>19971140>Count up to 3 and swear it to myselfwhat did he mean by this?
>>19971140Is this how Alice thinks everyone sees her instead of as a creepy loser?
>>19975302You mean as a Queen
>>19975387Alice, you're daydreaming again.
>>19895389Who is she about to fight?
A in Alice stands for abandoned
>>19981754Don't bully Alice, she deserves to be loved
>>19971140I want to date this OL!
Rule 1 of Gensoukyo: Everyone Loves Alice.
>>19975302Alice owns her own house at the age of 15. Hardly a loser.Is Alice a boomer?
Will you take up the offer of a suspicious hermit magician? Think of what could go wrong.
>>19987184>Think of what could go wrong.Literally nothing. Of course I take her offer.
>>19987184Fairy Rape Dungeon.
>>19987184Yes! Straight inside with Alice! I wonder what she'll show me! I'm so excited!
>>19987099Yeah, nice hard work she got there. Nevermind that her mom happens to be none other than the god of Makai herself.
>>19988812She's a survivor of Reimu's genocidal PC98 campaign, cut her some slack
>>19988824>ReimuIn Makai's case, for once it wasn't her who's to blame.
>>19987398Is that supposed to be a threat?
>>19990994No, it's an invitation.
>>19988812That has nothing to do with it. At most she gave her a small loan of a million dollars, letting her pull herself up by the bootstraps.
>>19993414Are Reimu and Alice even friends? I recall Reimu not remembering who the fuck she is in PCB
>>19993557True, but Reimu can't remember everyone she became 'friends' with during her pre-PCB days. She was a very busy lady after all.
>>19993414Will Alice make Gensokyo great again, build a wall and make Chireiden pay for it?
>>19993610I'd like to see them interact more in canon.
>>19892832You should thank her mother, they're both so susceptible to it it must run in the family.
>>19995093No, but she's guaranteed to grab a few pussies.
>>19998837god I wish that was me
>>19993557They are cute lovers!
>>20011467I like the one where she eats Alice's panties.
>>20011838I like the one where Alice is in it!
>>19981754The A stands for Awesome!
>>19864607Well if it isn't Goindna Dnadna!
>>19981754This is wrong.>>20025608This is right.
>>20025608The A stands for Ass!
Stealing Alice's stash
I want to grab Alice's tits.
I want to grab Alice's hand.
I want to cum inside Alice
>>20019089Imagine she get tricked and believed that they are friends but Marisa just want to fuck and dump her for fun.
>>20028932I want Alice to sit on my face
I love Arisu
>>20032248Do not bap Alice thank you
I have some questions about Arisu:1. Why doesn't Reimu kill her? She is a human turned youkai, after all.2. Why is she allowed in the village?3. Why does she perform puppet shows in the village if she's supposed to be instilling fear into humans?4. Why did she leave Makai? Did her mom kick her out?
>>20035207Only bap the Alice if you have the right tools for the job.
>>200353241. She is a very generous donor2. She offers very intimate services3. The puppets symbolise the fate of the villagers - dressed up as cute girls by Alice!4. Makai does not approve of NEETs
>>20035324>1. Why doesn't Reimu kill her? She is a human turned youkai, after all.AFAIK she only kills villagers who do that.
>>200353241. She tried to, but it's not worth the effort. Neither of them would give their all in a fight anyways.2. The villagers can't tell humanoid youkai and humans apart, so they probably think she's just a human that lives outside the village proper.3. Isn't there an anon here that was traumatized by a puppet show? Same thing.4. Nearly everyone in Makai was slaughtered back in Mystic Square, so it was probably best to leave. Alice was lucky to just get kidnapped by Reimu, Mima and Yuuka for a bit, and Marisa only stole a precious thing.
>>19864607Alice is absolutely positively Yuuka's slavelover
>>20039802Alice is a masochist sex slave
>>20041922why do alice's feet sweat so muchwhyd she wear white socks with them
>>20042114White is the sign of purity.Alice has pure feet.
>>20041763Alice is absolutely not a masochist.
I love nigamon!!!
Twenty Nine days.29 days.29 days amd Arisu's thread slipped past me.Blasphemy.
>>19886950There's no way in hell all of /jp/ isn't already on a watch list.
>>19934290How dare you call Shanghai and Hourai creepy.
Shopping with Alice
>>19964988Like Everclear. Because Alice knows shit about whiskey, but knows how to keep a lust potion stable in Everclear. I mean, she could also do a love potion, but most 2hus worth loving are smart enough not to drink, eat, breath, or contemplate anything Alice offers to them. So everytime Alice needs a fug, she has to go behind Keine's school and sell her goods to the children.It has less to do with them being unaware of her intentions, and more with them being unaware of what whiskey actually tastes like. You'd be surprised how many people would be perfectly OK with getting raped by Alice for some decent whiskey in Gensokyo.
>>20045805Everyone is on a watch list.
>>19886950>against her willonly if you're a fat fuckif you're a virile young man, or just Marisa with a dick, I'm sure she'd be willing to raise your cute daughter
>>20049548this, it's why everything I do now is for pure parody, it's like being on the Truman Show but for government retards
Alice received a picture from her mom!
Public Enemy Number 1: any Fairy that roams the EarthPublic Enemy Number 2: Yukari "Gap Hag" Yakumo
>>20049795YOU ARE HUGETHAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE SPELLCARDS
>>20047401Do you have any shame
>>20050254She's a big girl
>>20049795Will Shinki keep this new boyfriend or will she continue stealing Alice’s?
>>20047697I want to taste Alices whiskey!
>>20052862Shinki still sees Alice as her little girl, so it's not stealing. She's too young to have boyfriends anyway, so as far as Shinki is concerned they were freely up for grabs.
>>20053918So she won’t stay with Doomguy?
>>20053918Shinki is nice but that's being mean to Arisu.No wonder she's so cute but terribly awkward. Shinki broke her too many times.
>>20052862She split up with doomguy a while after alice was born since he was basically married to his job.
>>20057681Shinki probably still breastfeeds her
>>20058256And Alice probably acts like she hates it, but secretly loves it.
>>19941306>>19960554>>19963876>>19988812>>19997660>>20049795>>20050742>>20053918>>20059458Wha is it like to cum inside of Shinki?What would Arisu think?She wouldn't deem it to be another one of her boyfriends stolen would she? It's just cumming inside, Alice can have the same happen to her as well.It's not the end if Shinki gets a tad bit tangled up with anon. Right?
>>19998223Alice is not that big, Marisa is not that small.
Lolice isn't lewd here. Don't worry. Or should you worry?
Road trip!There should be space for one more! Maybe two!
>>20058195Did Doomguy make Alice?
>>20061596I would only date Alice to get close to Shinki anyway.
>>20062040It would explain her being such a loner.
>>20067511Alice will always be her little girl, no matter how old she is.
>>19872478Oh, I see what you did there.
>>19934290Would it be more or less creepy, if you knew that the arrangement of dolls was just her way of gaining a better perspective of your reactions to the stimulation.
I saw that picture of Alice sitting on Patchouli and farting and I kind of want Alice to fart on me now
>>20077787I want to see this image
>>20077837I don't know if I'm allowed to post it on /jp/
>>20077843Why is /jp/ safe for work if no one has jobs?
>>20077848>>20077837That's a good question, but I'm sure it's important that it is. Forgive me for linking to imgur.https://imgur.com/a/Nn65EvO
>>20077867The fart gas in these images always make me laugh
>>20077888Yeah I bet it smells really bad haha
>>20077903Haha do you think it kills jews haha
>>20078133There are no jews in Gensokyo
>>20078168Not since Fujiwara no Hitler showed up
>>20078168Because Alice is thorough
What do alice's armpits smell like
>>20078168>>20080489Alice makes a far better maid than her competitors.
Alice is ready for the cold seasons!
>>20096656I want to warm up with alice and snuggle under the covers while it's really cold outside
>>20096656Snowball fights with Alice!
Treasure hunting with Alice!
>>20096656I wanna warm her womb with my seed.
>>20108484>seedYuuka pls go
Arisu is a dignified, honorable girl.
>>19952588Alice is Alice.
>>20117555Which is exactly why hypnotized Alice like >>20116164 and >>20001384 is so great.I love Alice at least as much as the next anon, but seeing a refined, elegant girl like her fall like that also has its charm.
>>20117561Not really, it's just gross.
>>20116164Why does Okina have green hair?
>>20117561Arisu is refined.Your just a hypnoshit.Arisu is best modest and cutelewd.
>>20117561She's elegant, and that's why Alice looks best in diaper and binky.
>>20078168The closest thing Gensokyo has is the Kappa.
>>20118576I'm not sure this is "elegance"
Whenever I see an Alice thread I always think of the old b& alice cj threads on another board.
>>20117561Patrician taste>>20117564>>20117624Shit taste>>20118576LITERAL shit taste