Let's get a humor thread going
>>33707363if my 22 rifle didn't have a front sight. I would try this at least once at a /k/ meet.
>>33707380The front sight would help retain it. Just slip the lips over the sight and your good to go
>>33708343Damn this reminds me of something similar that happened to me but with condoms.
>>33708397Lost hard senpai
>>33707789God damn human ingenuity right there
>>33707498>referring to Muslims as a foodxenophobic much?
>>33708509You have either been here for less than an hour, or this is the purest bait I've ever seen.
>>33708528>if your not racist your a noobbrilliant chief
>>33708401Cosmobeans keeps a comrade's rifle clean
>>33708550Why would she do that? Put her hands infront of the gun?Fuck man.
>>33708559Islam isn't a race, it's an ideology.
>>33708559Its the fucking truth. Everyone here knows what it means to remove kebab and reserves no issue with its use, or at the least lets it ride.
>>33708584>Try to pull pin>Not compressing the safety lever >Being a retard and finally figuring out something a child could do>Throw it at closed doorWew lad.
>>33708572Because it had a laser mounted under the barrel and she couldn't tell if it was on.
>>33708614She couldn't look at whats in front of her?
>>33708580>>33708581its still offensive and you shouldnt be allowed to say that about peaceful peoples with a rich history and culture who have been through so much oppressionbut not like you nazis would care. but if you say racist shit you will probably upset them and then lets see whos laughing you fucking bigots
>>33708625>Islamic conquestsVery peaceful, they didn't do nuffin!
>>33708635they were defending themselves against xenophobic christian crusadersread a fucking book sometime idiot and fuck off back to pol while your at it
>>33708625Aw, he isn't even trying anymore.
>>33708646Sad thing is I have read the Qauran, the very first chapters are history lessons on Muhammads conquests in the middle east......From Medina etc...
>>33708625You over baited and spilled your spaghetti. Maybe next time
>>33708650>>33708644>>33708651>Ive been living in my moms basement for so long that anything that isnt racist is lies
>>33708671>I have read the Qauranno you haventyoure just making that up so people will think your telling the truth when your hate bashing muslimsgo back to pol
>>33708572To catch the bullet when it comes out, obviously.
>>33708685Read it then famalam. It's just 1 part history lesson and the rest is how to live your life as a Muslim. I will give those Arabs credit tho because it's a more interesting read with more believable stories in it when compared to say the bible.
>>33708677I know I'm just feeding it, but there is so much that indicates that the post is bait. >remove kebab is an accepted concept and meme>the phrasing of the post>lack of grammar and punctuation >people that dislike radical Islam are NazisPlus the poster continues to fuel the fire, inciting replies like these. It is bait, no doubt about it.
>>33707366Is this loss?
>>33708711>>murder is an accepted concept and memeooookay weirdoyou definately need to go back to pol stormweenie
>>33708625Nice bait.>shouldn't need allowed to sayPeople should be allowed to say whatever they want.
>>33708752not when it's illegal
>>33708755>>33708744This shit is Callum tier retarded.
This one was my first introduction to /k/. It's also the reason I have to remind my girlfriend that repeating the "nigga" part while laughing is not socially acceptable where we live. Which is why we need to fucking move.In the meantime though, it's still fucking hilarious.
>>33708770>using the r wordyou think your a big tough guy huh? using offensive words on the internet? you don't have the balls to say all these offensive words to the faces of the people you hateI can't wait until the revolution to start so drumpf and the rest of you Nazis can die
>>33708509KYS before prepping your mom's next bull. Or after. Just as long as you KYS.
>>33708546wtf happend in the first one?
>>33708787> It's also the reason I have to remind my girlfriend that repeating the "nigga" part while laughing is not socially acceptable where we liveyour girlfriend is racist. you should either dump her or get her to go outside for once and meet some POC so she can learn for herself how stupid she sounds
>>33708787>that picThat's just bait tier bullshit. It was never funny.
>>33708624>>33708614that's not a girl, its an old man
Why do you dumb niggers respond to obvious bait?
>>33707363>mfw that was my post
>>33708811She already does. The thing is, she doesn't equate "nigga" with "nigger". Like, "nigger" she would never say, but "nigga you wat" just sounds funny to her because of the word sound.It's pretty much the only flaw though, and it won't matter once we move to Tennessee.
>>33707889Cz rifle. Ramp front adjustable sight with a hood.
>>33708815From the perspective of a complete normalfag, to other normalfags, it's fucking great.
>>33708990Don't reply to the bait
>>33708550Idiot wtf is wrong with people
>>33708550I just shouted in the middle of Wendys.
>>33709641I don't remember that from Evangelion
>>33708559Being offended at a dumb joke makes you a newfag
>>33709890Being offended makes you a newfag
>>33708807shell rolled off the table and landed on it's end so it went off.
>>33708430Change it to "...frankly, you are fucking stupid" and we might have something here.
>>33708572Fuck hajis though
>>33707366Deops anyone have the pic with white knights shitting over S.T.A.L.K.E.R threads?
>>33710094shit wrong post
>>33710094POL-LEESH THAT MOOOSTACHE
>>33708580Can you gas an ideology?
>>33708546>watch webm while listening to eurobeathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOYTfpHl0JA&list=RDZOYTfpHl0JA#t=1
>>33710094YO PRESIDENTIS WATCHINAMERICKY IS WATCHINAND MOST IMPORTANTLYGAAAAAHDFATHERIS WATCHIN
>>33710273Try this insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>>33708536She does have a freakishly long neck lol. She'd be much hotter is she wasn't out of proportion like that.
>>33708550>>33708572You're asking why the shooter did it, I'm screaming why isn't the instructor saying a fucking thing while he does it
>>33710367It's not necessarily an instructor, could just be a buddy or something.
>>33708790Nigger cunt faggot. Words don't mean anything unless you give them weight. Fuck Islam, whose prophet is a pedophilic rapist murder.
>>33708611theres a reason the army is desperatly trying to keep people suddenly, and the same reason is why those with time are getting out.lmfao the army is a sinking ship and im enjoying watching it <3 it didnt have to be this way big green weenie.
>>33708509>>33708559>>33708625>>33708646>>33708677>>33708744>>33708790get the fuck off my board newfag >>>/r/edditYOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>33708646I know this is bait, no one can be this stupid
>>33708625Fuck Islam and fuck you.
>>33708584>>33708611Its a woman
>>33708990>moving to the best state in the unionGood choice
>>33710970Too fucking real
>>33708625Now you just threw the fishing pole straight into the water
>>33708581remove kebab actually does bug me.but only because i hate serbs so much
Any chance that someone has the 420mm fulda gap blaze it screen cap?
>>33708509>xenophobicHahahaaahahahaaanow get the fuck out.
>>33710970I was that guy exept I didn't have a laptop, wore even more autistic surplus, got good grades and preferred Total War over Civ and Hearts of Iron.
>>33708625>you said something about Islam I find offensive >you shouldn't be allowed to offend me>you'll make the terrorists madTell me more about how harsh words warrant literally being murdered. With that logic, why is France getting literally being overrun with terrorists? They've been bending over for the cunts since before 2001.Here's to (You), ya fuckin dunce.
>>33711485>That imageInstant save holy fuck
>>33711863what am I even looking at
>>33711440Welp, just gonna bump slowly until someone finds it.
>>33712016Literally rows of PPSH aimed downward in a bomber.
>>33707384I would hate to be the bastard that has to deal with importing or exporting nuclear arms.
>>33712283Why, because she's married to Bill Clinton?
>>33712275Because Russians? Probably so that light bombers could unleash some anti personnel at the Germans without fragmentation bombs.
>>33708381Did you fuck the sandwich?
>>33712259Seriously, did the 420mm greentext vanish from the internet?
>>33709929being offended makes you a fag
>>33712073Oh holy hell that's hilarious
>>33708550>Being this dumb.She didn't deserve both hands anyways.
>>33711440>>33712581YOOO THAT'S MY FUCKING GREENTEXT>With a deafening ‘thump’, a 420mm round screams down range.>moments later, 30km away on the other end of the Fulda Gap, a battalion of NATO soldiers are vaporized>The crew begins step one of the reloading process; repair the suspension.>The unit commander stands on the top of his vehicle, watching as a flash glints in the distance, followed by a low rumble>Realizing the magnitude of what he's done, he murmurs to himself>"420, blaze it"
>>33712780Gonna post a couple more>1942>Imperial Japanese forces stage a full-scale landing on New Zealand>The first Japanese forces land on the northern island along the Cook Straight, almost within view of Wellington.>With the islands blockaded by a large IJN force, the island must fend for itself until Allied warships can intervene. >In an attempt to slow the Japanese advance through the island, the entire First New Zealand Armored Corps are mobilized. Both Bob Semple tanks roll onto the battlefield.
>>33707373>be Inna Iraq>constantly find caches of RPG's with electrical tape wrapped around warhead>whatthefuck.jpg>finally able to ask captured goat fucker WTH>goat fucker says it's the only way to penetrate are shields on our trucks>niggaisyouserious.jpg >fucking serious. Still laughing to this day about it
>>33712805cont...>Dawn, a low mist rolling over the gorgeous landscape. >Dozens of Japanese soldiers prepare for another day of marching towards the island-nation’s main city. >From the east a loud rattling is heard. >before the sound can be investigated, it’s overtaken by the rattling of six three Bren guns firing into the unit.>Japanese soldiers start falling left and right under the storm of bullets.>They quickly begin firing back, but the onslaught does not stop>Between salvos of rifle and light machinegun fire, the rattling sound grows louder. >Inside the tanks, the crew of eight men fire blindly in every direction>Bullets from facing Bren guns plink off the sides of either tank.>The fight is desperate, Japanese bullets bouncing from the armor, but their spirit standing up to the advancing tanks>the valley echoes with the sounds of modern war for the first time in their history.>After ten minutes little has changed>Half the Japanese are either dead or have fallen back.>One of the Bob Semple tanks has been abandoned after the bow gunner’s mattress catches fire>In the hills above, a Maori tribesman watches the beautiful display of Utu. >Below, a barrage of spears let loose from the treeline behind the Japanese.>Lips stained with the blood of fleeing Japanese soldiers, a party of Maori warriors wipe out the remaining invading force. >They attack with power and efficiency eclipsing that of the modern machine of war>Three days later, with their boats properly decorated, they set sail for Japan.>The landing in Tokyo Bay is a horrific display of brutality, resulting in a near-complete loss of life.>The surviving Japanese surrender unconditionally two days after, and are promptly eaten. >57 years later Peter Jackson would return to that same valley, a burnt-out and rusted Bob Semple Tank along with several bluescreens becoming the city of Rivendell in the first Lord of the Rings film.
>>33708509Yeah, they don't actually taste very good. You gotta catch 'em young and give them the veal treatment.
>>33712780>The blast rattles hedges as a 75mm round is hurled towards it’s target>The turret face of the receiving Tiger I deflects the medium-velocity AP round with little issue.>Watching this, the Sherman’s commander orders his tank to reverse back around a corner>The Tiger fires, just as another round is loaded into the Sherman’s M3 gun. >An 88mm AP round smacks into the side of the M4’s engine compartment, igniting it’s fuel.>At that moment, the Sherman’s gunner fires again.>The 75mm M62 Shot strikes the Tiger’s turret ring>It penetrates and explodes, killing crew members and setting off the tanks ammo supply.>The Sherman’s commander watches the Tiger’s turret fly into the air as he bails out of his own burning vehicle. >Smiling, knowing their M4 had done her best, he and his crew watch their beloved armored beast burn out.>”Motor fuel can’t melt American dreams.”
>>33712780Thank you anon, happy 420
>>33712899you're quite welcome. Glad to see people enjoying the work, and a happy 4/20 to you as well.
>>33708381Did you drop your monster condom you use for your magnum dong?
>>33712945Jesus Christ, What a faggot.
>>33712275Because it's a bomb you can reload, read a book ffs.
>>33712931Here, have the comic for your service
>>33708401>English pensioner's revenge on the commies
>>33708572>SheClearly a fat old man. And he was trying to see if the laser was working. Stupidly.
>>33708546I scream and threw my mouse at the screen when that lady in pink muzzle swept me.
>>33712807what. He thought you had like electrical forcefields or something?
>>33707789>>33708490"Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results."
>>33712945He can stuff his weeboo opinion right up his loose ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OETSC38L0jwAn oldie but still good
>>33708397.40 is perfectly fine for full sized handguns, retarded for barrels shorter than 4.5in tho.
>>33713353I lost hard.
>>33708509You see this? It means not welcome.
>>33713621>muslim>rednot sure if retarded or just american>oh wait that's the same fucking thing
>>33708625You almost had me.
>>33713630great one ladyou made that one up yourself or found it on the internet
>>33708550Why the doublefucking jackassalopes would you do that?
>>33710020>putting away ammo in my bedroom after a trapshoot>drop two shells like a dumbass>they bounce around on the floor a bit>kind of worry that they might go off or something>nah no way they're that delicate>see this webm
>>33708625You're not fooling anyone
>antman's background story on why he love cats and why he is a felon.
>>33708584god i wish we could see the faces in this one the second after the hollow DUNK of a practice grenade on a closed door was heard as well as the epic dressing down i truly hope Private Pullntoss there got.
>>33712275Because they were making tens of thousands of SMGs a day. They quite literally had entire armies equipped entirely with SMGs by '43. That isn't hyperbole; they'd re-equip multiple corps uniformly at the same time with the expectation that they'd be advancing continuously and almost exclusively experiencing close quarter combat in urban areas.That rack of gats, fully loaded magazines and all, probably cost considerably less than a bomb load whilst still being able to shred convoys. If it works, why not?
>>33708711Sauce on the jpg?
>>33708509>xenophobic much?No, I believe all kebab gets removed equallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
>>33710094>Fuck hajis thoughFuck little girls you mean
>>33712259Fucking lord, now that song is stuck in my head.
>>33710970Had one of these in a science class except he was full fedora and always wore bdu pants and the same 3 fucking cat shirts
>>33712817I can't believe I read it all.
>>33710970Fuck I have that laptop
>>33710970>that laptopDamn, too accurate. Too bad I broke it trying to fix by smacking it a few times. It worked the first couple of times.
>>33710904>nothing else to say>nothing else needed
>>33708550To all the anons asking whyHe's looking at the laser
>>33712899What is that bayonet? Looks nice.
>>33707373chinnese did pretty much the same in during warlord era
>>33710861>mfw everyone hating on turks when turks is most reasonable Bad feels
>>33709652It's ADAM.>We find ADAM.>SEELE, being fucking braindead thinks he is our progenitor.>Puts ADAM in Evangelion armor for containment.>Gets Lance of Longinus. Adds Lilium DNA.>Nope.>ADAM self desructs to save humanity.>SEELE is like WTF.>Finds Lilith.>Being fucking retards, they construct Eva, to exterminate the Angels, loot the S2 engine, then use the Lance to commit suicide to "advance" humanity.Here is a adult Shinji.
>>33712283>Be me>Be image recognition officer on a container scan in a not to mention non US port>Get post 9/11 training from the US to be able to detect the smuggling of nuclear arm>Decide with fellow Custom officers that in the event that we detect a nuke we`re going to keep quiet>Better have that shit going off in the USA and not in our own backyardAnd that is the story of how Anon endangered the USA but kept his neck of the woods safe.
>>33710745Not bait anon, but... Welcome to europe.
>>33715146Well, I meant I don't remember that line being said.
>>33710122fucking plebs need to save shit they like.
>>33708559It's not racist if they aren't human.
>>33708625>shouldnt be allowed to sayTake the boot off of your face long enough to re read that. >if you say racist shit you will probably upset them and then lets see whos laughing you fucking bigotsB-b-b be nice or we'll kill you!>peaceful peoplesRead above.
>>33708559>Islam is a race, not an ideology that anyone can change at any momentweak b8
>>33708625this is insultingly weak bait
>>33712807We used to electrical tape up the holes on wiffle balls so they would flay farther and faster. Obviously the same logic applies to warheads
>>33708625Glad to see you're in the spirit of the humour thread
>>33713800Thst was antman?
>>33714701It's from the Vz-58.
>>33711485>a woman who likes SabatonInstant wife.
>>33707366This is great. Anyone know who the drawfag was? I really like the style.
>>33708584Love the fucking waddle the guy on the left does after she throws it
>>33708509Is this b8? Have you never heard anyone called a frog, kraut, limey, or burger before?
>>33708685He's not lying, maybe you should read the Qur'an? Maybe read the Hadiths while you're at it so you can see first hand where and when the Muslims are ordered to convert or slaughter all non-believers, particularly Jews and Christians.
>>33712581>Take your shirt off>Twist it round your hand>SPINNIT LIKE A HELICOPTER
>>33712899>that CZ858 bayoNoice
>>33710020Hm.Just got my first gun (that I personally own instead of family) recently and this makes me nervous.Im guessing this is pretty rare, and less likely to happen with something like 5.56?
>>33715790I'm realizing that /k/ is easily one of the best boards after only a couple weeks here.
>>33716685Third from bottom is kawaii.
>>33712581>That gifWar never changes.
>>33716685>they used something similar to #4 in Rogue One
>>33716697just buy a carpet/rug and don't keep caltrops on your floor.
>>33708625Its a meme you dip
... why do people respond to bait?for fucks sake, there is a magic blue ranch dorito that lets you hide bait.
>>33707789There's stupid shit you do.Then there's stupid shit you do in the army.And Then there's stupid shit you do in the army WHILE STILL FOLLOWING ORDERS
>>33716002>so much edge
>>33712945what the fuck is this
>>33712667So he survived?
>>33711485>that headdam,i miss day of defeat.
>>33710273Holy shit you too?
>>33708550my butthole just contracted into a singularity
>>33710311>killposting>gets infantry MOS digits>MFW
>>33712016the russians translated "Close Air Support" to "Almost Air Support" and, well, the rest is history
>>33713826It's from a punisher comic
>>33715086Turks are hatable for other reasons.Filthy Ottomans...
>>33712817Is this pasta?if not, good job
>>33716685i wonder if that next to last one would work irl
Why do I have so many pictures concerning C96's?
>>33707373>told by a rhodesian and it makes africans look bad so it has to be trueYou guys really are as bad as libtards
>>33716608>When you're on the police force with a felony record
>>33708744You know you're on /k/, don't you?
>>33707363>something new, or old
>>33716741It's fallen on some hard times, but we are getting back on our feet. We just gotta learn to smile again
>>33708584Thanks for reminding me why it's in my best interest to transfer out of any platoon with women in it
>>33713630Nigga this ain't /int/ Up yo game sooooooon
>>33708473Holy shit this is great
>>33708737for once, the proper answer is no.
>>33712931Oh, I see someone else was at the mega
>>33713192This This right here
>>33713469I'd like to believe too, but koko and the guy telling the stories are probably the same autist lying on the internet like everyone else.
>>33716440In reality that girl is fucking that negro.
>>33713063>i live in the same times as thisNow only if artifical wombs would be real.
>>33712283Why would you import/export irradiated limbs?
>>33710970There's nothing wrong with having a bit of tank merch on you. It's true that if you'll start spering out it'll be bad but having a shirt with a tank is not bad.I have pic related>not my excat shirt but looks the same
>>33716514Not that Anon, but I never heard Limey. Where is that from?
>>33713800I just realized that Donut took the screencap. I did not know this.
>>33713510>no EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- behind executioner's targetshame
>>33720158How else am I going to Frankenstein myself up a snork waifu?
>>33720249British sailors, way back in the day, staved off scurvy by stocking the ships with limes.
>>33720278>bad dragon dildos and pussies>firearmsRich weebs/furries are the new master race
>>33712817you know they are making an Add-on route for bob, right?
>>33709010aww fuck my sides just left this plain of existence
>>33712841I mean, I pasted it from the google doc I wrote it in. But really, thank you.
>>33712063I almost passed out from laughing
>>33720851/r/ing that video where the gaijin breaks a katana on one of those straw pillar practice things and the owner looks like he's going to have a fucking stroke
>>33720876i need to see this
Anyone has more stuff like this?
>>33720991Ooh I made one
>>33720348>the new master race>implying bad dragon hasn't been a part of /k/ forever>implying the only new thing isn't you
>>33708646Is this some kind of /pol/ psyop>>33708625
>>33717364Just picked it up for a dollar. I think there are still some nice servers up tho.
>>33721190>soloing the entire middle east several timesThey must be doing something right
>>33708546>severe ear infections as a teen>sensitive ears>tinnitus>this is my biggest fear>wear ear pro when handling ammunition in my house
>>33718565Rhodesians ended up being right though.
>>33720112>It can operate by controls on body or connect to an app and sync to video, including VR
>>33720348>>33721140this.I've got dildos and fleshlights for days. If this werent a blue board you fuckers would be getting a hell of a show
>>33720876>>33720890Googled white guy breaks katana, got thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXWxFaGSghc
>>33713778The webm probably had bad ammo or was staged, there was this demonstration where a bunch of firefighters dropped pallets, boxes, and single shells of a 60 foot crane, in the thousand or so dropped only around 6-8 primers activated, and they didn't even burn the powder.
>>33719527Explain? Kind of an oldfag but have been gone for a year or two. Seems /k/ has lost its culture a bit?
>>33721886Should have folded it one more time.
>>33720112They're workin on it m8
>>33718406Nope. No gas tube.
You're a bunch baby killers. I wanted you to know that, and I love you all.
>>33722073OH MY GOD IT'S GROTESQUEand there's something in a jar
>>33723624Come and take em libfag
>>33723624I'd rather outlaw children than any type of weapon
>>33724448(Not srs, look closer.)>>33724465Agreed
>>33724465I thought this was deactivated at first.Is that...eight squibs in a row? Do my eyes deceive me?
>>33724553Iirc it's a "look at how strong our barrels are" thing