This guy slaps your girls assWhat do you do /k/?
My girl is my hand.He gave me a high five. That means he's a cool guy.
Ask if his gun is loaded and watch him spend the next 15 minutes doing press checks.
>>34010048He looks too much like a retarded potato nigger for me to think that he actually owns a gun, definitely airsoft or deactivated replica.
>>34010048>Patrick R from TFBtv here...
>Kick him in the face until he's handsome - like handsome squidward. >Become best of friends>Oh shit he's too handsome>He steals my girl >fuck
>>34010048>aww, he thinks he's people
>>34010048Well if the nigger walks around with a gun in his hand like that then there isnt much i could do
>>34010048I tell her to give the poor guy a lap dance
I'd delete this cancerous newfangled thread.
>>34010048It's actually from his YT channel and he explains why he chooses to be a gun owner, for protection and what not bc he can't defend himself otherwise. Eh seems like a pretty cool guy.
>>34010382What's his channel
>>34010316Yeah wait until he starts making some big cums on your GFs booty
>>34010048Whatever he tells me to, he's got a gun out
>>34010400Found ithttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=exurC4mQ69UHe's definitely a bro
>>34010048Well, since he's armed and he just attacked my girl I draw my ccw and put two rounds center mass.
>>34010048i would say "hello fellow ginger. i see you like black women too. would you care to meet her sister?"
>>34010048>This guy slaps your girls ass>What do you do /k/?Ask him how to destroy the Black Lodge.
>>34010497Typical glock fanboy
>>34010048I'd ask him a moderately difficult riddle
>>34010048I'd tell him I loved his dad Samson in Carnivale.
>>34010116wait, you are telling me this thing merely looks retarded and not actually retarded?
>>34010048Look around for his handler and let them know that their goblin is acting inappropriately.
I feel so sorry for his retard ass if he touched my wife's ass, and she doesn't slap him, it's for free. My wife works with disabled people so she probably wouldn't.After that I wouldn't beat his ass due to retardation but I would immobilize him.
>>34012600>immobilize him.Pretty brave of you, going out on a limn to immobilize someone that's 3 feet tall and wobbly.
>>34011779Turns out physical deformities don't mean you're a retard. Who'd a thunk it?
>>34012682I didn't claim bravery you retard gimp. I'd just stop him from molesting my wife's ass. As in maybe place him on the ground with my foot on him until retard police arrived.
>>34012737I know you didn't claim it, I was just pointing out your heroism.
>>34012751I'm Superman of the retards.
>>34012787In the land of the blind, the retard is king.
Pat him on the shoulder and congratulate him on his first time touching a female other than his mother.
>>34010048Help him back into the wheelchair he obviously just wildly fell out of.
Can anyone tell me this guy's name? He seems like a bro and I'd like to support him!?!
>>34010116It's real, he has videos of him shooting it.
>>34010048I'd put him down but it looks like someone beat me to it.
>>34010048Lulz. Only started a thread on bastrin because he got memed.
>>34010048>>34010497>this is what the glock fanboi shitposters look and sound like That explains a lot, actually
>>34011628>Typical glock fanboyAlot of people that are new to firearms get a glock.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huJyd-Le0Do
>>34015224He watched hickok45 video what do you expect? lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR5Fr49bPtM
I can't the find the source video. Dude is cool as fuck even though he looks like an albino basketball American mongoloid. HE OWNS A GUN BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE'S DISABLED AND CAN'T DO SHIT IN TERMS OF HAND TO HAND. I agree with anon. My girl is my hand; he just high fived me.
>>34015428It's already been posted here>>34010497