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/k/ Choose one battle you wish you could be a part of

Ill start: Alamo
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>>35431954
Anon... you realize what happened to the americans there... right?
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>>35432250
Id be willing to die
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>>35432250
>implying continued life will yield anything of value
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>>35431954
>attackers suffer unnecessarily high casualties due to bad leadership
>defenders all get killed

why anon why?
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>>35431954
Why start the thread with the best answer?
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Continuing the theme of valiant last stands: the Battle off Samar

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_off_Samar
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Battle of Britain
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>>35432273
Muh texas muh freedom, also id be able to get lots of kills.
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>>35431954
Alamo, but on the Mexican side.

Gonna kill some gringos, wey
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>>35431954
emu war
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>>35431954
Rorke's Drift
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>>35432385
Solid choice
>that file name

I might pick Lepanto, Hastings as a Norman, or a Longbowman at Agincourt.

I just wanna bap some frogs to death with me lads and a mallet while the knights struggle in the mud.
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Mirianas turkey shoot, on the american side.
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>>35431954

battle of hong kong or the opening months of the korean war
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>>35432342
>texas
>freedom

Nice historical revisionism there, hoss. Texas joined the U.S. because Mexico was going to make them release their slaves.
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>>35431954
>I want to fight in the battle where all the Americans died for the right of Texans to own slaves while they were under the rule of Mexico
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The Battle of Vienna
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Midway.
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>>35431954
Agincourt
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Battle of Kursk obviously
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Summer 1099, outside of Jerusalem
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>>35431954
Battle of Columbus 1916
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>>35432506
Or because they simply don’t want to deal with Mexico’s inept leadership.
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>>35432671
I'm not sure if I'd want to participate but I'd love to watch as a spooky ghost walking around the battlefield, witnessing thousands of tanks battling thousands of tanks in the last major eastern offensive of the fascist Reich.
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First Crusade 1096
Faking all of it
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>>35432799
This, we dont want 16 civil wars, we only wanted one.
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>>35431954
Siege of Vienna

>you will never stand heroically as the last line of defense for all of Christendom
>why live
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Defense of the Peking Legations
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>>35431954
calm down there phil collins
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The Fall of Constantinople, specifically on the Byzantine side. I'll likely die but it'll be worth it if i can take some bastard Ottomans with me
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>>35431954
Battle of Berlin
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>>35432250
>americans
*reeeeeeees in Texan*
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Lexington and Concord
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>>35432385
ZULUS ATTACK
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Lepanto as infantry soldier of the Real, the commanding ship of the christian side.

>Meanwhile, the centers clashed with such force that Ali Pasha's galley drove into the Real as far as the fourth rowing bench, and hand-to-hand fighting commenced around the two flagships, between the Spanish tercio infantry and the Turkish janissaries. When the Real was nearly taken, Colonna came alongside with the bow of his galley and mounted a counter-attack. With the help of Colonna, the Turks were pushed off the Real and the Turkish flagship was boarded and swept. The entire crew of Ali Pasha's flagship was killed, including Ali Pasha himself. The banner of the Holy League was hoisted on the captured ship, breaking the morale of the Turkish galleys nearby.

There were several ships supplying soldiers to both commanding ships and the battle went forth and back with both sides repelling the enemy from their ship several times. Crushing the ottoman commander and wining the battle against the turks, whats not to like?
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>>35433219
FIGHT BACK TO BACK
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>>35432250
The Texans died in glory securing victory for their homeland. Not sure how many Americans were there.
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>>35431954
Iwo Jima
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>>35433331
SHOW THEM NO MERCY
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rorkes drift
I honestly wish I could go become a colonial soldier in Africa in the 1870s. Nothing would make me happier. would bring one of the hunters of the lions in te ghost and the darkness count too?
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>>35432354
>wey
here come the landscape job flashbacks
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>the great emu war
>be an emu
>kick soldiers that can't fucking aim
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>>35432356
only acceptable answer to this question
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Battle of Alesia
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>>35433119
Same. I'd be laughing all the way to the grave as I take 30+ terrified and inept shit skins with me
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>>35433435
FIRE AT WILL
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>>35434097
KILL OR BE KILLED
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>>35431954
>Agincourt, as an English Man-At-Arms
>Plate harness completely brown from rust due to never removing it on the march due to constant threat of French ambush
>Legit PTSD from executing every French prisoner taken at the beginning of the battle, and witnessing a literal wall of French dead in front of our lines.
War is hell
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Definetly, Vlora War.
>be Albo civvie
>10K in total
>fight against the Italian Empire
>be outnumbered and outmatched
>slaughter 5k dagos and wops
>btfo Italians so much that they surrender and back home want regime change
>no one dares to question Albanian sovreignty
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>>35431954
If I had to die, definitely the Alamo.
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>>35432538
But the GLORY
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>>35432671
Think you could have made a difference?
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>>35433133
THIS
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>>35433641
This but just to see the fortifications that Caesar and his army constructed.
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>>35432250
What Americans? There weren't any Americans at the Alamo.
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>>35431954
Battle of New Orleans
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>>35431954
The Texas School Book Depository.
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>>35434539
>Davy motherfucking Crockett
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>>35432342
>>35433133
>>35433394
Texians*, you fucking plebs.
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>>35432250
>not joining the mexicans
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the only true answer
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>>35432250
>forgetting
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>>35434594
they were Texians, I am Texan
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>>35433641
The world would truly be a much better place had all those Romans died.
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>>35431954
I literally would be fine with being in the Air Cav in Vietnam I don't care what the battles would be.
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Trafalgar
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>>35431954

Operation Dingo
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>>35431954
EMU WAR!
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Second was brutal, but Third was an astounding clusterfuck. The Soviets were overconfident after Stalingrad, so they overextended and captured a city that was abandoned. Turned out Manstein pulled out and pincered the overextended Soviets, destroying 50 divisions.
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>>35439135
To add. the Three top Waffen-SS Divisions were the ones to close the seal and doing so they earned the respect of the Army at long last.
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The coming Chinese invasion of America.

Chinese side.
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>>35434860
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Khartoum

If you like Africa then Charles Gordon's exploits in Sudan will impress you. He was under orders to evacuate, said fuck that shit and defended a siege against the muzzies with no support from Britain for 10 months.
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If your answer isnt vietnam then youre wrong. Vietnam is the best war. The fire war.
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So many great battles happened during the Korean War, it's a shame that the war is pretty much forgotten now.
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>>35433198
Nice gay pic sheepdawg
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>>35434555
Led by an insane general while Fighting alongside pirates, slave's, and the rest of the scum who have all come to realize the one truth.

That britan needs to get Fucked
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>>35431954
Operation Dingo
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>>35433641
DELET THIS
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>>35432799
I'm pretty sure it was the slaves homie. Mexico was giving away free land.
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Cuito Cuanavale, Cuban side.
Santa Clara, Cuban site
Battle for Hill 3234, Soviet side
Teutoburg forest, Arminius side
Battle of Saigon, VC side.
Tet offensive, both sides
Stalingrad, soviet side
Emu war, emu side
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South African Border War
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>>35432669
This
https://youtu.be/uBH4hyiF1Lo
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Said it in a /his/ thread and I'll say it here: I'd love to fight and die beside Gustav Adolf in his final charge.
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Norwegian intervention
>make my way back to Paris
>overthrow the government and current generals
>get De Gaulle at the head of the army and Leclerc as his right hand man
>convert every single manufacture to shit out ammo and guns
>execute communist leaders everywhere and carry out war crime tier stuff against leftist traitors
gone and done, germany doesnt invade.
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>>35431954
Battle of Stonne as a Char B1 commander
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>>35433133
>>35433394
>Davey Crockett
>Jim Bowie
>Buck Travis
>Not American
Here's more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Alamo_defenders
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The Battle of Long Island and Trenton.
It would be an honor to serve under George Washington, and to lay my life on the line to help defend & birth this nation.
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>>35439268
We haven't forgotten.
>>35440253
When I worked at a Safeway in high school one of the cashiers was a SA veteran of the Border War. He had some good stories. Only told them to me because everyone else thought he was racist as fuck. After reading up on it, I didn't mind it.
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>>35431954
Verdun. Or the little jaunt around the Maginot line, just to see the faces of the frogs.
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>>35441278
Didn't the Germans go through Belgium the first time too? Why did the French think that the Germans wouldn't do it again?
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>>35431954
The Alamo

Fighting for the Mexicans

Im coming for you OP
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>>35432250

>implying OP isn't Mexican
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>>35441294
In short, they did. That's how the Germans cut off the BEF at Dunkirk, they feigned into Belgium and the allies raced to meet them. From there the Germans went through the previously thought to be impenetrable ardennes, and cut the allies roughly in half. they forced the bongs to retreat towards the coast and thrust south to Paris
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>>35431954
I'd join the 20th Maine on little round top
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>>35431954
Third Battle of Berkeley.

Who wouldn't want to fight alongside based stickman?
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>>35441601
haha praise kek! good post my fellow kekistani magapede! I can't wait to screencap this and put it on r/the_donald
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>>35440498

LEGENDS ARE TAUGHT
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>>35442427
BATTLES FAUGHT
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The Easter Rising, Dublin, 1916, as an immortal ghost that could wander around and watch what the fuck was going on.

OR

As a ghost in the Falaise Pocket, watching the utter carpet bombing and interlacing artillery bombardment.
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>>35434860
Mein neger

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Eland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Dingo

Mowing down hordes of communist negros must have been glorious.
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>>35442443
THIS LION HAS NO FEAR AT HEART
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>>35442661

LION COME FORTH
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>>35442806
COME FROM THE NORTH
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>>35443623
COME FROM THE NO-O-O-O-O-ORTH
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>>35431954
The battle of Los Angeles
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>>35433198
>farmers taking pot shots at a line of soldiers marching around MA
sounds boring af
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Stalingrad or Battle of Manasses
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Bloody nose ridge. and Edison’s ridge on Peleliu and Guadalcanal
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>>35431954
The entire Paraguayan war, i want to charge with this old fucka
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>>35444785
Or rousting japs out of burma, circa '40s
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>>35431954
waterloo
Vienna

any mass cavalry charge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQZGvxM_Dq0
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>>35445019
Battle, not act of mass murder on civilians and surrendered you dumb nigger. Go back to Rwanda
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Probably the battle of the valley of tears.
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>>35436174
underrated
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I'd want to fly Stukas over the Russian steppe
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Pig War
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>>35431954
Only two other anon's mention Stalingrad. I'm disappoint /k/.

But yeah, fuck it. Might as well. Seems /k/ as fuck, so what I'll lose. Gotta die sometime, might as well die fighting the fucking soviets.
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>>35441381
BAYONETS!
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Pickett's charge would be incredible to see.
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Spetsnaz or standard infantry

either way, i'm revenge killing the fuck out of the chechens for rebelling against glorious Russia
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>>35433262
your probable death?
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>>35437568
landing zone x-ray stud. I marched across that ground and felt a whole lotta pride
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>>35440253
SETH EFFREKEH
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>>35431954
Battle of Tannhäuser Gate
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>>35431954

I would give up every Earthly pleasure for just one chance to march up Cemetery Ridge with my ancestors.
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>>35432385
This
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>>35432250
>implying op doesn't bring along his m134
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>>35446971

It was truly a sight unlike any other.

I've often wondered what a historical figure who's life is completely unrelated to the Civil War (preferably a diarist or memoirist, someone who's good at writing) would say after witnessing such a drama unfold.

How would Anne Frank describe the men of the Army of Northern Virginia, dressed like an unorganized rabble, marching up Cemetery Ridge in perfect formation? Refusing to break rank even as they are subjected to murderous fire and cut down by the score. The battle flags flying defiantly in the wind even as the storm of iron leaves them riddled with holes. General Armistead reaching the fence and upon seeing the attack beginning to falter, sticking his saber through his hat and leading the final mad dash for the stone wall. The roar of the Rebel Yell, so loud that it drowns out the rifle and cannon fire. The brief moment where it seemed that the Confederacy were truly unstoppable. Armistead being fatally shot mere feet from his wounded friend, General Hancock. Pickett's breaking down as his division is slaughtered. The survivors reduced to tears at the sight of Lee despondent, blaming only himself for the disaster.
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>>35432250
The Alamo would have turned out differently if I was there and had this little beauty.
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>>35432799
Has there ever been a point in history where Mexico had good leadership?
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>>35437507
>barbarian pleb
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>>35448691
>wanting to be part of the Confederate army in Picketts charge

You know, I don't want to say you're a brain dead hick. But you are kinda tiny bit absolutely fucking stupid.
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>>35431954
Suomussalmi for sure, more specifically raate road.
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>>35431954
Collet du Linge (Hartmanswillerkopf)

One of many battlefields in the Vosges mountains in Alsace during WW1. The peak of Hartmanswillerkopf was dubbed "The Man Eater" by the Poilus.

It was the only sector of mountain fighting on the Western Front. It was also the only sector of the entire front where the French pushed the Germans back across the border.

My Great Grandfather was a Hotchkiss gunner in this battle. 10,000 of his French brothers died there on that peak, along with 17,000 German men.

http://www.linge1915.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Hartmannswillerkopf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chasseurs_Alpins

more pics inbound
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>>35449514
my favorite Poilu picture, a Chasseur Alpin (Alpine Hunter)
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>>35449514
>>35449538
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>>35449514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikh31TqyZv0
only vid I could find in English
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>>35441278
>>35441294
The Maginot Line was the reason the Allies won the war.
Either the Germans attack the line and smash into a curtain of steel, or they circumveny it invading Belgium in the process and instigate war with France AND the UK. Hitler knew he would never stand a chance if he tried to attack ONLY France via the Maginot without instigating other nations. He knew the Maginot was impenetrable, and decided to take his chances against France and the UK simultaneously.
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>>35449654
circumvent*
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>>35431954
Battle of Cannae
and yes with the Carthaginians
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>>35449334

Leave it up to the Yankee to not understand honor
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>>35431954
Verdun
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Pyongyang, Korea. Dec. 2017.
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>>35450248
this
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>>35441136
Davey Crockett wasn't american??? I thought he was from Kentucky
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>>35450677
They were Texans that died for Texas, or so the story goes.
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>>35449514
that terrain looks like a fun fight
>depending on which ground you hold
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>>35431954
Rorke's Drift.
>We'll show the bloody fuzzy-wuzzies!
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>>35432453
Yeaaaaa. Boy
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>>35450710
Bring them a song from the future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVW5rjA5O7U
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Hmmm last voyage of the Yamato
Yes we die horrible
No don’t give a shit about nips

But that ship outclassed by modern tech that it was.... aesthetic as FUCK

Either that or any battle post operation Chromite of the Korean War
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>>35431954
Liked to have been a crew member
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>>35432612
Coalition or kebab side?
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>>35432385
I came here to build a bridge.
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Battle of Jutland desu
Ships lit up under floodlights
fires raging through the night
close range firefights
long range chases
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Medina Ridge in an Abrams
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>Istvaan III
>Istvaan V
>The Siege of Terra
For the Emperor!
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The Battle of Sharpsburg, just to witness the largest murdering of Americans, by other Americans no less, in the history of America. That's how much this country means to people, they're willing to kill the FUCK out of each other to defend their dreams.

Fuck yeah, America.
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>>35431954
I would give my left nut to get to spend one day as a soldier in one of the Napoleonic Wars.

I'm an American, but I always find that old warfare and lines so fascinating.

It's why Holdfast (some early access shit) has been taking all my free time.

If not that, then a british regiment in Afghanistan with a Martini rifle.
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>>35441601

I was at the Battle of Berkeley. The two sides actually kept a distance from each other and only clashed (i.e. breaking rank and rushing into the other side to punch someone) intermittently.

I imagine battles before the advent of firearms were very much the same way.
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>>35448942

This, but William Shakespeare so we can watch it on stage.
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stalingrad

I'd love to bayonet charge some nazis in the motherland
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>>35433067
WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE
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>>35432298
Tin Can Sailors WW@
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>>35440498
Hey my neighbors are a bit too Catholic for me.
Hey Denmark wanna fuck off for a bit?
Sure.
Okay let's go.
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>>35431954
The Fall of Constantinople for obvious reasons. Would make no difference, of course but it's the worthiest cause I can think of.
Bonus points for arriving a few years in advance with illustrated books on metallurgy, chemistry and gunsmithing to give Byzantine a chance to persevere.
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>>35450677
That's my point, a considerable number of men who died at the Alamo were American citizens.
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>>35452616
I'd be terrified to be there at the Fall of Constantinople. Waiting while the enemy pummels your walls into oblivion. Powerless to stop the onslaught.

I'd take the Alamo over Constantinople, at least I'd have a gun and I wouldn't have to bear with the other soldier delusions on the walls holding out from the cannons.

If we could grant Byzantine the ability/knowledge of manufacturing and use of firearms as well I'd be there in a heart beat. Just to see if history would change or would play out all the same.
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>>35432312
Good choice, same here.
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S T A L I N G R A D

I want to know what suffering is.
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>>35431954
Battle of Wizna
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>>35451823
You will soon learn that PPSH+NR-40 is better than Mosin+Bayonet in urban area
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>>35450798
Of course he wants to be on the humans side, what kind of question is that?
> t. only Roaches want to side with shitskins,
> As a Roach, being a shitskin is a step up.
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>>35449654
This has to be one of the dumbest and most ahistorical things I've seen yet.
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>>35431954
Kapyong

Destroying Chinese Commies with your buds from back in Canada, hacking a dart.
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grozny.
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>>35447542
Yo
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>>35431954
first battle of grozny, new years eve 1994. imagine that, your small hometown declares independence from a fuckhuge modern country. that country sends in an armored division to suppress you. instead of peacefully talking it out, you, your homies, everyones dad and all the babushkas crack open there crates of soviet weaponry and declare a jihad. then proceed to kill 1000 enemy soldiers in a single weekend.
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The 24th Virginia Infantry Regiment at Gettysburg. Dead, but die gloriously in Pickett's charge on the enemies soil.
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>>35446971
WITH ME! WHO WILL GO WITH ME?! Glorious.
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>>35439814
God damnit. I have spent the last half-hour researching Operation Dingo, the Selous Scouts and the Rhodesian Bush War in the hopes of finding some hot female soldiers...And there were none. You b8ted me into learning, you evil bastard.
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>>35431954
Wolf 539.
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Battle of the Salamis
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>>35451123
Ullanor. To see the Emperor in his final battle of the Crusade, to march in review with billions of others in victory across the sculpted plains, with the hope of catching just the slightest glimpse of the Emperor or one of his Primarch sons.
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>>35432506

Texas joined after being a republic for almost 10 years.
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>>35454887
Wolf 359 was one of the worst battles in Federation history
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>>35431954
Battle for Castle Itter.

Battle of Corregidor.
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>>35445622
Trigger much?
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>>35438973
Mah shipmate. I would kill to be on HMS Temeraire as it raked the Redoutable, seeing dozens of Frogs being turned into mince must have been a beautiful sight.
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I would like to fight in the battle of Dybbol as the prussians. It would be fun to have a dreyse needle rifle and fight danish assholes that are armed with muskets
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>>35434555
Then johnny horton could write about you
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I'd love to be a gunner in a b17, that just sounds like a ton of fun
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>>35448691
Hell yeah motherfucker.
>>35449334
I'll see you there you fat faggot.
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>>35456755
hi will, you cunt
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>>35432453
>grandpa tells stories of his time in korea
>complete decimation of the mongolian calvary caught in a trap destroyed by artillery
>cowboys rising around on unspoiled ponies the following day
>caught in the trap
>the men all breaking out singing the marines hymn coming down the mountainside
God i love that man
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>>35432809
This would be the best experience ever
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>>35431954
Removing the traitorous filth from the South.
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>>35431954
Easy.
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>>35434860
>ywn ride into battle with the RLI
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>>35431954
Battle of Omdurman.

There could be no greater feel than being outnumbered 5 to 1 and still massacring the entire enemy army with only a handful of losses.
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>>35432538
>owning slaves (as long as theyre black) a bad thing
Ur a fag
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>>35432506
>this is what is taught in california schools
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>>35432766
Nice
>>35432818
God's will, my friend
>>35433198
Give me Liberty, or Give me Death
>>35449514
Anything WW1 desu
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seems like fun
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>>35432385
I have this framed on my wall!
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>>35458008
Thanks for the feral niggers uncle billy! White americans owe you a big debt!
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Battle of Tsaritsyn. White Guards, Then on to Poland to kill even more bolsheviks, then to exile in Spain where I can fight in the Civil War on Francos side as a white emigre, the hop on over to Finland to help kill even more communists. Then on to the Russisches Schutzkorps to go BACK to Tsaritsyn (now stalingrad) just to kill even more, all the while still wearing my imperial uniform. I just hate communists so god damn much. Then I'd retire back to spain, somewhere by the mediteranean
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>>35431954
the holocaust killing grounds
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>>35441163
shut up. you just want to seal club hungover germans
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>>35449291
>Thinks his 'superior skills' and 'superior weapons' would change the outcome
Wew lad, aren't you supposed to be in bed or something?
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Alamo.
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>>35459146
Need battle buddy. I despise commies almost as badly as I despise muhommedeans.
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>>35458008
Fuck off war criminal.
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So many cool roleplaying opportunities.
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>>35447004
as one of the few muslims on this board, I'm very offended. as someone who fought with the chechens, i think you should talk to one. there not like the gulf state arabs or the afghani hillbillies your probably used to. the chechens are cool and utterly fucking fearless. read a book by auk collins.
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>>35432312
>>35453629
Same here as well.
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>>35432312
>>35460709

Air battle over Operation Citadel. 2100 luftwaffe planes against 3500 soviets
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>>35455069
I cant believe I miss typed that.

I was thinking about the Night Attack at Târgovişte

Between Vlad III and Mehmed.
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anything the 32nd waffen ss was involved in. to serve under a man such as oskar dirlewanger... i dream of such things
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>>35460698
Uninterested in making friends with people who traffic in slaves. Go fuck a goat.
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>>35456956
IN 1814 WE TOOK A LITTLE TRIP
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>>35431954
War of the Roses - Battle of Barnet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Barnet
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The battle of Teutoburg forest.
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>>35442447
PPSH-3608
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>>35431954
Pelennor Fields
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Agincourt
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>>35461279
ALONG WITH COLONOL JACKSON DOWN THE MIGHTY MISSISSIP
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>>35460260
Machine guns work great against Mexicans, I've seen it on liveleak.
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>>35432818
Spain sure did have a lot of islamists in it.
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>>35461756
WE TOOK A LITTLE BACON AND WE TOOK A LITTLE BEANS
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>>35431954
The one that hasn't happened yet. Killing commies is in my blood. Gramps fought in the Kumwa valley in Korea his father against the Serbs in Croatia.
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>>35462434
AND WE CAUGHT THE BLOODY BRITISH IN A TOWN OF NEW ORLEANS!
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>>35432766
Fucking underrated, the platoon in Columbus fucking destroyed the horde of spics.
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>>35447020
>>35432273
>>35432250
You fuckers are on /k/ what have you pussies got against dying in battle?
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I can't believe anyone posted this yet. But battle of pont saint-louis
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>>35459984
Battle, Not a genocide...
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>>35462981
>defenders have the support of an entire fortified artillery battery
>not listed on the summary
>battle constantly reposted as "lmao the French are cool and don't get crushed in battle or surrender at all"

Oh I wonder what hairy, smelly pond dwellers could be behind this...
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>>35462993
Mabye he means the warsaw ghetto uprising
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>>35431954
Battle of Karánsebes, as one of the guys who stole the entire army's payroll chest. Great entertainment and good pay to boot.
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>>35436174
>file name

Fucking kek>>35437432
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Battle of Anchorage.

Liberating commies of their limbs in a suit of power armour, reclaiming the Bering strait, and caving in Jingwei's head sounds really fun.

>>35439210
This guy would be the first red to have his arms annexed.
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Probably as an insergent in Iraq or as a marine in Fallujah, the complete conviction and deep hatred of the enemy seems incredible. This or the tank battles of the gulf war, maybe the battle of Carthage or the British battle against all the zulus
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>>35433198
Sheepercenter threepdog
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Any part of the Spanish Civil War
Back when Reds has spines
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>>35441294
They did though. Belgium didn’t want the maginot to go on their territory
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>>35460515
Where’s Texas Tech on that pic
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>>35448691
At Gettysburg with my kinsmen.
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>>35432298
But that wasnt a last stand? The US destroyers and destroyer escorts turned back, with the help of airpower, one of the most powerful IJN surface fleets in the war. ...which makes it even more boner inducing.
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>all these infantryfags
Sea battles are where it's at, grunts. The roar of cannon and crashing of the waves should be enough to stir the hearts of any man alive.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Camar%C3%B3n

French side
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I'm in doubt about the battle of Otumba as a rider or Las Navas de Tolosa.
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>>35449345
Neekerini.

Being a Finnfag I'd love to witness or participate in one of the most important battles in Finnish history and the largest battle in the nordic nations; the battle of Tali-Ihantala. where the Finnish army stopped and pushed back the Soviet summer offensive of 1944. Not quite as glorious as many of the battles years earlier in the Winter War, but a lot more important.

I might be able to meet my grandfather too. At that point of the war he was a motorcycle courier. Apparently he had a rather hairy experience during the fighting retreat before the battle of Tali-Ihantala. He was taking messages back and forth between units and rounded a corner in some small Karelian village, or a cluster of farmhouses, and came face to face with a KV-1, with some of her crew outside. Grandad thought that fuck it, he's going towards them anyway so he floored it and sped past the tank and the dumbfounded ruskies.
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>>35452758
You don't understand. It's alright.
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>>35444209
GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS
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>>35431954
Tumbler vs /b/
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>>35449291
The battle of the Alamo is a catch22 though. If you lose, you die. If you win and survive, the rest of Texas remains complacent and there's a dearth of volenteers to fight, which could mean the loss of the war. The Alamo was entirely a Pyrrhic victory for the Mexcians and did more harm in them winning than losing.
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>>35459984
We can choose fictional things?
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>>35465590
LIBERA ET IMPERA
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>>35465724
Only if itt was real in your mind
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>>35434706
this, fuck propane
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>>35466797
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>>35431954
In all honesty I'd like to go through the memewar of the last election again. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
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>>35463925

May the best man win.
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>>35431954
American revolution 2:Whiney teenagers rebelling edition.
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>>35440993
*honhonhons La Marseillaise as German shells bounce off the thicc frontal armor*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pqAQ1hoQpY
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>>35458008
DO IT AGAIN, UNCLE BILLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Hy4MSwESk

>>35459078
>>35460583
Eat shit cousinfuckers, it was the welfare state that gave us modern black culture, not the civil war
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>>35469109
ah that was when the 24th michigan took the colors and captured general archer. utterly rekt the southerners so badly they started getting butthurt about "blackhats"
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>>35462832
WELL WE FIRED OUR GUNS AND THE BRITISH KEPT A-COMING!
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Shiroyama

The end of the samurai, must have been one hell of a sight.
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>>35467387
Election night though. That was a fucking RIDE. I could ingest enough cocaine to tranquilize charlie sheen and it couldn't come close.
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>>35434575
Surrendered, then executed, I'm with the president reall war heroes dont get captured.
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>>35450798
Why not both?
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The Soviet artillery crews demolishing the Konigsberg Pocket.

The single most expensive usage of artillery ammunition in the history of warfare.
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>>35469610
WHAT?
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Battle of Iwo Jima. I wanna be one of the guys who triumphantly hoist that flag up after days of brutal fighting and death.
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>>35465661
Also it was barely even a battle, 300 poorly trained militia try to fortify an 200 year old church and get over run as they inflict standard casualties while defending a fortified position. It was a propaganda tool and not really that interesting from a military history standpoint.
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>>35469624
SOMETHING ABOUT DISTILLERY AMPUTATION? I CAN"T HEAR YOU CUZ' OF THE TINNITUS
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>>35432385
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>>35469506
Got a source on that, anon?
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>>35469722
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Shiroyama
For the artwork:
https://tomagraphiste.deviantart.com/

ELEPHANT BATTLES:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_battles_involving_war_elephants
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the Second American Civil War, patriots vs the commies
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>>35431954
D-Day
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>>35452385
COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE!
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>>35432437

pleased to see this posted so quickly.

>american
glory, little danger

these yahoos picking battles not nicknamed "turkey shoot" are crazy
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Battle of Seelow Heights. What some call the "Last Defense of Germany". I'd have to be a dirty slav tho.
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>>35433557

I was honestly skimming the thread waiting for somebody to mention the emu war. Top kek
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>>35431954
Battle of Drobak Sound, Norwegian side, chilling at Oscarsborg fortress and specifically right behind the third gun. Then I go AWOL in the Norwegian countryside to wage a bitter guerilla war against Nazi Germany, fighting my way from Norway into Denmark, and finally into Germany where I shitpost IRL with automatic weapons fire and play a most dangerous game with the authorities.

Then when I am done and the war is over? I bring back literal crates of guns and hardware, squirreling it away until 1968 to be registered in the amnesty.
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>>35459984
He said battles, Op, not Hollywood fiction
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>>35460648
Choose:
>Golem tier Americans betraying their European brothers
>maximum cuckery traitor Krauts turning on their countrymen
Or
Massively outnumbered, badass Waffen taking down enemies from the treelines with a skeleton crew for days

RIP SS
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>>35473136
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>>35449654

Stop being retarded.
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>>35431954
Battle of Camaròn/Tuyen Quang
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>>35446864
You get it, bro
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>>35432250
>implying he wont side with the mexicants
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>>35460760
Battle of Berlin in a Me-262.
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>>35476105

The Lutfwaffe was pretty much already wiped out by the time the Battle of Berlin began in April.
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>>35449334
listen to that pig squeal
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>>35464698
And speaking of Finnfags:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_evacuation_of_Tallinn
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>>35479154
Well they were Soviets. Their part in this world was to die in large numbers.
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>>35431954
Somme.
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The Final Stand of Cadia
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>>35431954
AUSfag so I choose the Eureka Rebellion, either that or be in Ned Kelly's gang during his final showdown.
If I was there I wouldn't of let that bitch hostage go, that cunt killed a legend.
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Battle of the Philippine Sea ,aka The Marianas Turkey Shoot, in pic related

(I'm a licensed pilot btw and I used to own a Cessna 172. In time I think I could transition to a fighter)
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>>35431954
Any one that ends with my side getting to rape and pillage.
>inb4 edgy teenager
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Battle of Bembezi
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Battle of Zborov
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>>35484205




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