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Month of the grand spoop guys. Share stories, personal experiences, and methods of dealing with this shit.
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/k/ has better spooks than /x/
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>>35469066
Then why not share some, Anon.
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>>35468958
>be me
>grow up in shit fuck suburb and hate it all my life
>grow disgusted by my hometown by the time I'm 18 and decide to fuck college and drift
>I'm a poorfag who didn't even browse /k/ at the time so the only gun I ever bought was a tiny BP derringer for $75
>I had a shit ton of knives though and I decided this was good enough for traveling.
>I set out from shitty California and head east through the south west
>have a good time, I saw more nature in those weeks than in my entire 18 years of life
>everything is good and I end up in the Midwest eventually
>some nights I don't want to spend the cash on a motel so I camp out in a tent next to my shit box
Cont.
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>>35468958
Please no, I'm going for some mad backwoods innawoods in Appalachia. I don't want this

>don't make me feel like a certain Indian
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>>35469198
We await with bated breath.
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>>35468958
Please stop with this gay shit.
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>>35468958
>be me
>Inna woods near Vienna
>hiking with with my yugo Mauser
>see Muslim skin walker
>it charges while praising allah
>know the end it near
> drop to my knees and start singing medieval prayer
>see a bright light on the distant hillside
>it looks like a horse with a man with wings
riding it
>Muslim skin walkers right on me a this point
>then I see it
>THE WINGED HUSSARS
>COMING DOWN THEY CHANGE THE TIDE
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>>35469198
>I'm somewhere in the middle of Ohio. When shit got weird
>I had just put out my fire and put away my food
>I wasn't even in my tent yet when I heard something from a patch of tall grass across from my car.
>I had placed myself in between a couple of trees for cover. Didn't want some highway patrol bugging me if I was spotted
>I only heard a small rumble at first
>you know when something is only creeping you out a little bit it seems to escalate with every second?
> I was spooked shitless but telling myself it's all good
> I crouch down to get into my tent when my fucking ears buzz with a weird hum
>holy shit what is that
>I look up to see if it's a plane or something or if it's wind
>nope
>I whip my head around looking for something or anything that can make that noise
>then I see it in the tall grass.
>It was just a round lump the size of a bowling ball sticking over the blades of grass
>what the fuck
>my hand goes to my pistol and I'm not looking away
>my brain says it's probably just a piece of junk or a tree stump or somethig
>then it hums again
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>>35469626
fellow ohio bro, plz continue
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>>35469626
>my ears hurt more this time it's so god damn loud
>I recoil for a second and it's just gone. No more lump in the grass
> I keep scanning everything around me for some kind of clue
>no. Nothing.
>The whole place was still and had that kind of silence that deafens you
>in a split second the air went from still to a slight breeze
>I decided to get my flash light from my car and just see if maybe there's something out there. It's so god damn dark
>I grab my light and shine it on the tent
>it had a hole in it
>not a small tear that could've been my fault, but a giant gaping hole a large dog could fit through
>fuck that
> I make a break for my car and fuck off down the road. I don't stop until I find a well lit town with a motel.

That's all I got for now. Later on in this trip this thing followed me. But I gotta drive somewhere so I'll be back in an hour.
>ohfuckthat
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>>35469626
was it a gremlin?
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>>35469725
Never saw it's form fully. But I did see it with a bird in its hands. The thing was ethereal but human shaped. I'll describe more when I get back
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>>35469626
>somewhere in the middle of Ohio. When shit got weird
Well there you have it friend, Ohio is the fucking twilight zone.
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>>35469551
You're right, we should stop having /k/ related fun and do something serious, like DISCUSS THE UPCOMING RACE WAR.
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>>35469724
Burn the state to the ground.
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>>35469551
nigger
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>>35469802
I'm back. If anyone is still interested in the whatever it was. I'll post anyway though.

>it's been 2 weeks since Ohio. I refused to sleep outside since
>been in motels or my car most nights. Little pistol never leaves my side
>for a few days after I'd have dreams with the same hum in my ears
>I end up in Tennessee and make friends with some people
>get invited to a party (this was before I was a neet)
>shit is cash. Fuckin people there are wild as fuck. Never seen so many girls with low morals and lower sexual standards
>fuck 7.7/10, which is probably the most unbelievable part of this story
>she's actually cool as fuck afterwards, we chill the next day before I gotta head out
>the next night we're gonna fuck again, were in my car.
>find a huge patch of trees
>we stop and I hear it again
>the fucking hum
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>>35470395
Interdasting
Gontinue
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I see UFOs regularly. Mostly just flyover but I got to watch one lannd once on a hill.

>Be last winter outside enjoying pot and stars.
It gets very clear out around -40c. It's incredible how much more you can see in cold weather. From the north I saw a star that seemed very yellow. When it came my direction I figured it was a plane but the damn thing split into 3 yellow lights. Flew directly over me quiet as can be. It felt like it took a really long time for it to fly over. It didn't slow down and not a pot type thing, it just seemed like I was looking at it longer that it should have taken that I should have been able to geven it's speed. That's not missing time is it? I've seen it twice after that. I still need to go see if I can find where it landed but in a little scared of that area.

Also the village elders would come to school and tell us of the stickmin that steel children and other magical shit I didn't believe at the time but do somewhat now. The Stickmen pretends to be a friend or dead loved ones and lure you into the woods to make you one of them.
>Also don't fallow ravens. EVER.

Upriver a hundred or so miles they have little people in the mountains and you don't fuck with them! They are literally the underworld or something. If you do anything but look down and give them something you probably won't make it out of the woods. If you do they will find you and fucking g eat you. They like tobacco and raw meat and will leave you be if you let them have it. Can't look at them though and try to not talk!

Black wispy things sometimes come around but they are probably just my imagination. They're up in trees mostly.
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>>35470395
>she hears it too
>I'm thankful I'm not schizophrenic but also fuck I thought this was over
>"anon what the fuck is that?"
>I'm fucking white she can tell I'm not dealing with this alright
>"we got to get out of here"
>the second we're up and our pants are back on somethig slams into the car
>she screams, I scream too
>were fucking done with this
>I turn on the car and the hum gets loud again like last time
>my headlights come on and it's there in front of us for a second
>it makes a mad dash for cover like an animal
> she shrieks so loud
>"what the fuck was that what is that thing"
I'm going to do my best to describe it.
>it stood on its rear legs at about 3 feet tall. Like I posted before it was strangely ethereal, like it was and wasn't there
>it's head seemed to blend in its body, there wasn't a neck to speak of.
>it's arms were long and spindly, covered in skin like a bird without feathers
>it's face had eyes like a humans, dead set in the front and a thin pursed lip under a nose that also seemed to blend into its head.
>we fuck off and drive with the hum still loud
>she's borderline weeping at this point and so am I
>I pull my pistol out of the center console and never let go of it.
>she lets me stay over that night and we don't talk about it
> the next morning I'm telling her the story from Ohio
>I say I'm leaving, so it shouldn't be here if it actually is following me
>she's so scared and shaking. I give her my number so we can text because besides that I enjoyed her company
>next few days she says she has dreams with the hum
>I still have them too
>one day she texts me that there's a dead bird on her porch
>the next day I wake up in my motel and there's a dead bird outside my door.
>we never had any dreams of the kind again.
>stopped talking altogether.

That's been about the only time something like this has happened. Sorry if it's a shit story, and my credibility is nonexistent for posting this on 4chan but seriously be careful when alone
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>>35470647
Damn that's crazy Anon what's up with the birds?
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>>35470773
Dude fuck if I know. If anyone has answers I'd like to hear
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>>35468958
The Witch Dogs
>My community had a feral dog problem back in the day
>Roaming packs of dogs at night
>kids would get attacked
>"witches" (like skinwalkers) use this opportunity to walk among the town disguised as dogs
>They supposedly steal stuff around town while in disguise to take back to their homes in the woods
>occasionally the disguise fails and they start to transform back to human form
>if people spot them doing this, the witch panics and will try to kidnap the witness for ritual magic or to eat them
>they will chase you, barking and screaming on their hind legs yet slouched over because they are half way into their disguise but run at the speed of a dog
>the trick is to climb onto something at least 4 feet off the ground, supposedly they cant jump or climb very well in this state
>then you have to cover your ears and look away
>out of frustration, the witch will try to tell you something you really don't want to hear
>can range from 'how much longer you or loved ones have left to live' or 'how you will die' or some sort of thing that will fuck with your head and possibly drive you crazy eventually.
>usually it will run off after if it feels ignored, it wont risk being to exposed for long
>ignore it as best as you can, if it feels encouraged and hang around too long it will lock onto your scent and follow you home to curse you or kill you.
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>>35470808
Damn man, this kind of shit is why I'm always carrying
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>>35470821
fucking faggot dog
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>>35470647
So you met a midget controller?
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>>35470432
What sort of loadout is that?
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daily reminder to not shoot or bully the Mal0
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>>35468958
>be me
>always go inna woods
>love going inna abandoned
>always armed to the teeth
>never see spookys
>sad /k/omando
almost shot up a peacock at someones abandoned resort, looked spooks af in the dark..
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>>35470821
What if I get up in a tree on on an outhouse and mock it? If I shoot the fuck out of it then rape the body do I get Magic furry powers?
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>>35469626
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>>35471046
Dogskull beast are Bros that just want to play With your head a bit.
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BEST WEAPON AGAINS A SKINWALKER /K/ ?
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>>35471161
your other head
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That's all for now folks! Ill dump some more tomorrow if they haven't been posted by then
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>>35471046
I would never shoot spooky ghost dog lady.
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so i need to find IAN and ask him i fucking need a stg44 used on stalingrand so i can kill the skinwalker that i saw on my back yard?ok...
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>>35471220
good boy
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>>35471266
Chills mang
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>be me
>be 17 at the time
>high as fuck with friends
>were driving around in the country, eating mcdonalds. It's 3am
>driving my buddies new lincoln, with motion/proximity detectors on the mirrors
>buddy and his girlfriend are in backseat making out
>i need to turn around and head back home before we use too much gas
>pull into long driveway leading into a wooded area, notice a big sign that says PARADISE ACRES - PRIVATE PROPERTY covered in rust and get distracted staring at it
>hit something backing up
>we all panic, fuck we just hit a mailbox were fucked
>peel the fuck out of there because high and scared
>driving about 80 down abandoned country road
>pitch black, zero cars for miles
>proximity light on my right mirror goes off for a good 3 seconds
>i'm on a 2 lane road, no way a car could be next to me
>speed the fuck up, hit about a hundred and the light turns off
>tell friends in backseat the light just went off
>girl in back says "a...anon, how long ago?"
>i say about 5 seconds ago
>"anon i looked out the window and i saw some huge black thing running beside us... i thought i was imagining it"
>we all fucking nope and go 100 back home to the town
>get out of the car and look at the damage from the "mailbox"
>there are 3, long, deep scratches on the back right of the car
>i joke "heh... kinda looks like clawmarks"

We didn't hit a mailbox. There was no mailbox

>mom is pissed, i pay my buddy 1600$ to fix the car (brand new paint jobs are a bitch, fuuuck, thank god i saved 2k over the summer)
>mom drives me to where the sign was to pay for mailbox
>exact property, theres the sign. Paradise acres - private property. Covered in rust
>property owner says his mailbox was never hit
>neighbors say nobody has hit anything out here recently
>theres no mailbox or post or sign where i hit it, theres not even a hole or missing patch of grass where one was

pic related is MFW
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>>35471571
Can you describe this supernatural usain bolt any further?
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skinwalkers don't exist
t. skinwalker
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>>35471107
>What if I get up in a tree on on an outhouse and mock it?
then it would get more agitated and end up finding where you live, do some voodoo shit or something and you'll get a shit ton of cancer or something.
>If I shoot the fuck out of it then rape the body
Never heard any stories of shooting them, or at least someone being successful at it. Id assume the witch might just become a dead dog? the country eventually started hunting the dogs down to diminish the packs for livestock safety, maybe the witches died with them? or they found better ways to hide
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>>35471685
I wouldn't worry about it.
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>>35471571
CONT.

The thing we hit was pissed. Its still after us.

>be ne now, 18. High as fuck with SAME. TWO. FRIENDS. +1 random guy
>were downtown in Frankfort, KY. Its about 3 am again
>were bored so we drive to a park with a playground and a shelter and shit down the road
>pitch black except for a couple street lights illuminating the place
>surrounded on 3 sides with fence and then treeline, other side is the street we drove in on
>nothing spooky yet. We just chill on swings. Buddy and his gf go to make out some more.
>they wanna grab condoms and some more weed for us to smoke, give them keys to my car and sit in shelter with the random dude
>they'll be back in 10 min
>single street light illuminating the gazebo goes dark
>its been about 5 min since they left, get that sense something is watching us. The silence is deafening.
>ask if he feels it too
>mfw he does, ive never seen this guy scared hes a ballsy chad thundercock type dude
>theres a half wall going around the shelter and through the middle, we take "cover" behind the one in the middle inna corner
>he watches the treeline behind us while i watch in front
>its fucking terrifying. I feel it behind me, i know its behind us but if i turn my head nobody is watching in front of us
>he says theres something outside the fence in the trees. Its slouched over. He cant tell what it is.
>it knows we see it
>it goes deeper into the darkness
>we dont know what to do. What he saw was 30 yards out. Street is 10
>we hear my car coming down the street
>hear fast rustling in the woods
>we BOOK IT back to the fucking car, buddy and gf get out and are like BRO WTF ARE WE NOT SMOKING?
>i just scream IN THE CAR IN THE CAR IT FOLLOWED US
>he understands, his gf doesnt
>we do a three point turn and literally spin tires bailing out
>i see that thing just barely coming out of the treeline as we leave, its long, slender, crawling on 4 limbs, 2 arms and 2 legs. Its form literally seems to be shifting
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>>35471758
More?
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>>35471758
>we get back to chad randomcock's shitty apartment complex. We book it the fuck inside his one room apartment, lock the door and turn the lights out so it doesnt know were in this apartment
>only weapon is pocket knife i left here and a couple kitchen knives
>one line of the blinds on the single window is broke and stuck open
>something black keeps moving past it every couple dozen minutes
>it stops outside the window, nobody moves a muscle
>its not looking in through the crack, i dont think he noticed it
>hear monotone imitation of chad randomcock outside
>what the hell guys, you locked me out here
>open the door, it's me
>guys i know you're in there. Open the door it's me
>it moves from the window to the door
3 loud, thumping knocks like someone throwing themselves against a door
>hear nothing else
>nobody moves or talks all night
>no sleep
>leave next morning together

Havent seen it since. Though chad randomcock's apartment was "broken into" last week. Police presume his crazy ex roomate. Nothing was stolen besides both of his cats. Everything else was torn the fuck up and thrown all over the floor.
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>>35471266
Cringe
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>>35471840
Says the tripfag.
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>>35471889
Hang your self you subhuman monkey.
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>>35471592
What description i can give is in the cont.
Every time we see it it's vague, blurry, keeps to the darkness and moves fast. Ive seen it stand upright before, but it runs on 4 limbs. The front two limbs are shorter like arms. The thing is normally silent, really the world goes silent when its around. Its chest area is very broad and yet bony as hell, as if its just massive muscles on skeleton, no skin. Ive only heard it make noise once when it imitated chad randomcock.

>>> it runs exactly like the russian in pic related

The two stories i posted are the main encounters but as i stretch my memory so many little "odd" experiences and sightings keep popping into my mind that match it perfectly. I just thought of another major encounter when i was younger i'll type it out now. This thing, or things like it has been following me for years...
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>>35471889
Go back to your containment thread.
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>>35471903
I read a greentext with a very similar creature in it. If anyone has it, it's about a kid and family who visit their redneck cousins, who have just buried their young kid in a shallow grave. The creature robs the grave.
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>>35471915
>tripnigger
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>>35471925
>anonymongs
No wonder this thread is full of you, you kids probably believe these tales.
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>>35471940
(you)
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>>35471940
Just add IDs to the board. Then your brand building cult of personality bullshit would be unnecessary. If you want a special name, go to arfcom.
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>>35471940
this gave me cancer aids and parkinsons all at the same time.
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>>35471940
You know there's another website with usernames, people who "own up" to their posts, and a variety of topics to choose from? It even has a hand system for encouraging content, colloquially known as "up boating". Haha, the Internet is so whacky and fun!
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>>35471951
cheers la

>>35471956
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>>35471962
So you'll die soon? Good news.
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>>35472001
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>>35471997
Yes and you really do sound like you belong there.
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>not having every tripfag kiddo autist filtered

baka
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>>35471903
>be me even younger, 13 or 14. In middle of buttfuck nowhere KY with different frieds
>were in our airsoft phase, we all come kitted up to a friend's property with his dad to have a day of airsoft and then camp
>me, 3 friends, dad who owns the property
>dad is really grandpa who adopted grandson like a father after his real dad left. Hes a steely 60 something year old vietnam vet, purple heart, marines etc.
>do airshit, cookout, etc.
>set up camp onna hill about 2 miles from where the dad is sleeping in his truck. One small tent for our shit, campfire in middle, big tent for sleeping
>night gets cold. Like, frigid cold.
>nobody can sleep in this damn cold so we warm up by the fire and fuck around
>one kid believes in "bigfoot" and thinks we should go hunting
>we all grab our shitty walky talkies and set off into the woods
>literally nothing, bored asf
>suddenly, hear massive static come over our radios
>theres some kind of crackling voice in the static, i hold it into the air and turn the volume up
>a little girl's voice clearly says inbetween huge crackles "DAD... I'M.... SCARED WH...RE A........"
>silent for 10 seconds tops
>no static, same voice says in monotone
>"I see you"
>Goes back to static
>world goes dead quiet
>something is watching us
>FUUUCK we all book back to camp
>fires out
>shit, is the dad ok?
>we run our sorry asses like a little group of soldiers to the place the truck is parked, good 10-15 minute jog
>swear i keep feeling something watching us
>we make it back to the truck

The dad was sitting in a chair, holding the shotgun from his truck, he had somehow built a roaring fire
>are you ok?
>"yeah, why are you kids down here?!"
"We got worried..."
>"I'm alright. I just saw some animal out there and got my gun. You boys should probably stay down by the fire for a little bit"
"What animal did you see?"
>"Looked like a bear to me. Was standing on its hind quarters out in the trees. Kinda skinny though she's probably hungry"
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>>35472010
>gets btfo
>"f-f-filtered"

k e k
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>>35472016
That dad was fucking terrified that night. He was hiding it from us so we wouldnt get scared but he had a thousand yard stare, was gripping his shotgun tightly, was leaned forward in his chair ready to get up at a moments notice, and kept looking behind him and scanning the treeline.

Its where i first saw it, i swear, his eyes froze on the trees at one point and he held his shotgun closer. I looked where he was and the thing following us now was out there, far in the darkness, standing on his legs and staring right at us. It's eyes were two white specs, its head was blurry and obscured though. We stared at eachother for a good few seconds before i blinked and it was gone. The only thing out there was darkness
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>>35468958
I made friends with ours, I like the damp earth and bones and watching too.
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>>35471923
Were this rednecks in KY?
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>>35472050
Could be. That or TN I think.
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Some of the most horrific things I've ever been through all involve me losing track of time when I'm hiking.

I go on solo hikes all the time, I live in a place which is fucking amazing, so beautiful, and I am addicted to hiking and bushwhacking, I literally just go off into the woods and wander about at my own pace.

But the downside is where I live daylight fades fast. And if you're 2 hours into a hike, and the sun sets... WHELP, all the terror.
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>>35472059
FUCKKK
/k/ related question, is a .50 cal black powder inline muzzleloader sufficient for home defense against skinwalkers. Its my only fun im about to start keeping that POS loaded next to my bed
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My only innawoods experience consisted of forced bigfoot hunting and disappointment.
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>>35472070
I heard 30 06 or better will stun one. Also try a salt circle around you, or a wrought iron cross. If you take it out, burn the body ASAP. However, I also heard that they don't like to enter permanent dwellings.
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>>35472070
Anywho, im going the fuck to sleep now ive been up to 3 am writing my experiences. I'll read thru the responses in the morning

>>35472079
I'm gonna start wearing my mjolnir again too. Maybe get a better one made of iron or silver.
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>>35472087
Apparently the cross works whether you're a christian or not, so it's a good investment.
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I once posted this before with a few questions about some strange happenings. Sadly my old phone battery is borked so I can't post the few related pics but here you go. It'll be split up into 3 posts, and there isn't a good conclusion, but this is something that happened to me

I lived on a farm way out in the country for a while. Peaceful and quiet, surrounded by chicken farms. Early into the nights you would hear the coyotes running through the fields and pissing off the chickens. We had a few horses with pastures on either side of the house and a pasture further out split by a trail. The yard was untouched in the back, everything was overgrown to the point where you couldn't see past the undergrowth even in broad daylight. Being a horse farm on a large piece of land, there were tons of trails that cut through the forests behind the house. These were mostly double track trails, wide enough for pickups and whatnot.

Shortly after we moved in, I was having a bonfire in the pit out front of the house. It was late summer, so plenty of activity out in the woods, but suddenly everything went quiet and the hairs on my neck all stood up. I was noguns at the time, so I pulled out my pocket knife, expecting some sort of coyote or something. I could hear only one thing moving about in the woods, tracking along the fence line. The horses in that pasture flipped their shit. Whatever it was moved behind the house and then behind the other pasture, where the horses in that one started acting the same way. I ran through the house and onto the back deck where I listened to it move around back there for a few minutes. Back and forth, stopping every now and then. I couldn't see shit, but eventually I got the feeling that I should go back inside. That night I hung a curtain up to cover my window, which overlooked the backyard from the second floor. Just had a bad feeling the entire time I was laying in bed.
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>>35472109

Fast forward a month or so, got my first little .22 for taking care of any rodents that tried to make our house their home. I'm out in the woods shooting targets at around 100 yards and just having fun. I set up my next targets and note that its getting dark pretty fast now. I already took the time to set up targets, might as well run through my mags. Shoot, reload and pack up. Sun has all but set and you can't see into the woods. I'm hiking my way back, probably a mile or so, when I hear something behind me. I chamber a round and walk a little slower, fox stepping to keep my own noise down. Whatever is back there is keeping pace with me. Far enough back that I can't place exactly where it was, but close enough that I know its following me. I start freaking out a bit and do a tacticool spin into a kneel, leveling the rifle to unload. Nothing. Silence. I end up quick stepping towards the trailhead. Its night now and I can't see anything except where the trail is. The thing is slowly getting closer. I stop again, it doesn't. I nope the fuck out of there as fast as my legs will take me. As I am sprinting, whatever it is moves up to my side, keeping pace with me no more than 20 yards away. I unload all 10 rounds in that direction and sprint faster than I ever have before. Come up to the trail head which splits between two pastures, horses are all going crazy. Moonlight finally lights up the area and I grow a pair, sliding to a stop and falling onto my back, rifle pointed down the bottle neck created by fences on either side. I hear it pace back and forth, choosing not to come out of the woods where I could see it, and slowly start to walk off.
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>>35472111

Weeks passed, no more close contacts like that. Got me a Mossman 500 and tried to track it down in the winter after a fresh snowfall, find nothing.

Various piles of chicken bones and feathers all over the forest, always fresh, always picked clean. Could be the coyotes, but the dens I found were empty and abandoned with no signs of use. Never dared to go back into the woods after dark, but often I could hear it pacing about, spooking the horses and whatnot. Friend comes over for a bonfire one night and he's laughing at me as I tell the story from above, when everything goes silent. I tap his shoulder and point to the far field where the horses start flipping their shit. It tracks down and around, spooking each pasture one at a time. My friend is freaked the fuck out and I just laugh, telling him how this happens all the time. The next day we go out in the woods, armed with my 12g and the 22. Found some fresh paw prints, I later found out they would match a canine's print, but these were as big as my whole hand. Also found what /k/ determined was a flare tube, relatively fresh though.

Not long after, the forestry service came in to clear cut swaths of the forest for more pastures. As soon as they started cutting, it was like a veil had been lifted. I took down my curtain and walked into the woods at night for the first time. The atmosphere of the area was changed entirely, it was the weirdest feeling. Never heard it after that and we moved shortly after they finished cutting down acres of trees.

The only guess I have for what it was is a wolf of some sort. Previous owner had claimed to see one once when he was out riding. We dismissed it as drunk rambling. I can't really say for certain since I never saw it, but it helps me sleep at night saying so.
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>>35471923
>>35472050
>>35472059
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>Be me
>Be inna Cuban diplomatic house
>Was just doing regular diplomatic duties one day
>Suddenly hear crickets
>In mid noon
>Stop work, look out the window
>See people going on their business
>See Russian friend squatting on top of a table
cont.
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>>35470773
maybe it's like a cat?
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>>35470432
Game?
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>>35472253
>Game
>He doesn't know what innawoods is
Newfag get out.
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>>35472006
I liked this because I have these beliefs too. I'll nope outta woods that don't feel right because they know that I believe.
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>>35469724
>Ohio
Hell exists, and it is in Ohio.
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>>35470647
Made my workday seem shorter,thanks anon
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>>35472006
Was there ever a follow up to this?
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>>35470821

>>out of frustration, the witch will try to tell you something you really don't want to hear

So its a witch dog that runs around and drops redpills ?
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>>35469598
Moar
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>>35472050
It was WV, not KY.
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>>35469598
Sabaton posting best posting.
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>>35468963
>>35468987
>>35469039
>>35469149
What is this, a post for ants?
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>>35469039
>tfw you will never play a vidya game running through the woods with a .308 rifle hunting spooks
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>>35473134
That's racist
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>>35470647
A 4th dimensional being took interest in You. It's just trying to communicate with you.
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>>35472070
I heard silver bullets work on skinwalkers as well as werewolfs, since they're kinda similar. Anyone know?
>brb trying to find 7.62x39 FSJ (full silver jacket)
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>>35471266
I know this is bullshit, but it gives me another reason to like my enfield.
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>>35473367
>Valuing and respecting history is bullshit
wew
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>>35469724
>weird humming
>ears hurting

It's the Cubans!
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>>35472074
I think this could make a great movie if it was set in the USA and ended with the anon ringing up his formerly 11B buddy in college on the GI bill to corner the copycat monster in his home and ask some level questions. Maybe even truly befriend it.
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>>35470566
The Cherokee used to have little people in the mountains. They fought with them and utterly wiped them out. You should do this too.
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>>35471672
meh. That's some anon in a horse mask.
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Logically speaking, these creatures must have existed for thousands of years. Logically speaking, they couldn't have been such an incredible menace as to easily absorb entire fucking magazines worth of nugget fire and 12ga and keep on walking, since that kind of extreme destructive potential was unheard of before nowadays and people in the past would be lucky to maybe bring an axe to bear.

So logically speaking, something must have changed with them. They couldn't have been that strong in the past, because otherwise nobody would have survived an encounter with them. Likely, they are mainly memetic in nature.
>what does image macros have to do with skinwalkers anon
No you dipshit, I mean that they are largely in your head and that they form themselves by your thoughts about them. Genes are information transmitted by blood and bumping uglies, memes are information transmitted by talking and thinking and sharing your thoughts with others. These goatmen and skinwalkers, they must be some sort of memetic creature existing around the more sparsely populated areas of the world. Some sort of logic phenomenon that starts affecting you when you're outside of the noospheric jammer-like buzz of a city or village.
Enough human minds piled together force the demons out, by sheer volume of thought. That's why humans gather in groups, to give each other comfort and to defend against the darkness. When you head into the untamed wilderness, you leave the protective umbrella of this. Fear the lonelyness.
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>>35471838
Los gatos burritos :(
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>>35473367
Why would it be bullshit? Men who have seen war are fundamentally changed as are battlefields themselves. Blood DOES make the grass grow, but the echoes of pain, horror, love and fear soak into the ground as surely as blood does. Why would it not become etched in the steel, brass, wood and plastic of the weapons that were the cause of those great and terrible emotions?
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>>35469598
Please post song. Im new to sabaton and find this is the only "heavy metal" i can tolerate. I need more of this band in my life
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>>35474122
Because most guns never saw combat. Even the ancient nuggets and Kars; the ones with the combat units were most often destroyed or used until broken and then discarded. The ones you get nowadays are the ones that were produced at a surplus somewhere, then stashed in a warehouse and laid there for 50 years.

Realistically speaking, a Fudd's durr rifle may not have slain soldiers and seen a lot of hardship, but at least it would be imbued with the durr lives it has taken. While some AR-15 that you styled to look exactly like a Vietnam era M16 has only paper targets on its record.
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>>35471743
I've been looking for this exact story for months. Praise you!!!
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>>35472022
You're a bitch.
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>>35470821
Please. They know not to mess with a matured Christain man. Aint no curse God's gonna let stand against me. Plus, whose gonna mess with me when i have God AND the power of anime on my side?!
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>>35471269
Damn nigga that's pretty cute. Got a link?
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>>35474043
The legends and myths are full of creatures that cannot be killed except through certain specific rituals or with weapons that posess certain specific physical or metaphysical properties.

>Silver for werewolves
>The Loup Garou could only be killed using inherited silver
>Sunlight, a wooden stake or beheading for vampires, though running water and garlic could keep them at bay.
>Cold Iron for (most of) the creatures of faerie
>The Lernean Hydra could only be killed by cauterizing the stumps of it's necks to prevent two new heads from growing in the lost one's place
>Demons can only be "killed" with holy or blessed weapons.
The list goes on and on.
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>>35474163
Sounds like you just proved my theory. The reason most firearms do fuck all to skinwalkers is BECAUSE they haven't seen battle.
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>>35474268
Your list is bullshit, because until a scant hundred years ago, cold iron was literally the way anybody outside of heavy industrial applications referred to iron or steel in general.
There's often a lot of hair-splitting done about "cold" iron being non-stainless or untreated or even meteoric iron and that stronger, more modern load-bearing and optimized alloys or steel won't work, but that's bull. If a hundred years ago you told someone "give it the cold iron", he'd just stab it with whatever knife he got.
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>>35474314
And 2500 years ago you'd have been hard pressed to find iron of any sort in weaponized form. You seem to think mankind is only 200 years old or something.
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>>35474350
It doesn't make any logical sense, which is different from it making common sense.
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>>35471150
Its just a native american who served in WW2 and thought the war didn't end
>ywn serve innaunit with a skinwalker as the pointman
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>>35474365
...wut?
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One time I went camping and absolutely nothing happened the end.
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>>35474350
>You seem to think mankind is only 200 years old or something.
of course not it's 242 years old
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>>35474528
>Gondola is real
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>>35474724
>Gondola is white
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>>35473065
what are you, a dumb phone poster?
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>>35474715
Oh, well, that's alright then innit? Completely proves my theorey wrong.
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>be me
>be innawoods
>see skim walker
>shoot it with ar 15
>it doesn't die
>I run away
Pic related
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>>35471838
Half me wants this to be real but the other half really wants it to be fake
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>>35474043
It's far more likely that pre-modern people had rituals to deal with them. A properly blessed spear is worth more than a tube of 12 gauge slugs. You'll note that most Indian tribes have developed rituals to deal with their local spooks and they seem to work decently well.
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>>35475144
You'll notice that most indian tribes don't exist anymore and back when they did they died like flies to infection every year, just like every other pre-industrial society. Forgive me when I find the rituals of people who thought smoking dried turds was a great idea as less than reliable.

Fact is that skinwalkers don't fuck with the big city at all. Iron cold fact. And that's while most big city people are substantially less armed and trained to survive than rural people. Not even exposed hobos get eaten, they just freeze to death in the winter. Therefore, the city must be doing SOMETHING to repel the cryptids and memetic beasts. I suspect that they just can't handle the concentrated humanity.
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>>35474163
>>35474276
You can tell if a rifle has seen combat or not. My Steyr has a totally different feeling from any of my other milsurps and I trust it more than any other gun that I own. It has a certain spiritual weight to it that I've never felt before.
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>>35469551
newfag
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>>35471107
kek

never change /k
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>>35475177
Nah m8, spirits are connected to nature. There's no nature in cities and burbs. And just because injuns were bad at fending off whitey, doesn't mean they were bad at fending off spirits and whatnot. Theyre world renound for that shit. Besides, I've read and heard of even large (10+) groups of people getting fucked with by skinwalkers.
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>2006, December in the American South West
>On one of my endurance training hikes, 5 days
>Third evening coming back from a small game hunt with two rabbits and I feel that something is not quite right. I feel like eyes are on me and the woods are suddenly quiet.
>Get back to camp and quickly get a fire going. >Pitch black by this point and still not a sound from a single animal.
>See a shape in my peripheral vision among the trees moving on two legs with black large sunken eyes.
>It's trying to sneak up behind me.
>Look down at the kit I brought with me, only my knife and the snares I caught the rabbit with.
>The creature pounces from behind and buries it's teeth into my back
>Except it only has empty cloth in its mouth
>The creature is visibly confused and looks around
>I whisper in its ear "foolish dog" in Navajo causing it to shriek out of rage and fear.
>It spins around at me slashing violently taking off a sleeve on my right arm, it sees the feather tattoo on my arm and stops, it's black eyes widen. A moment of hesitation as my knife cuts deeply into the creatures neck.
>The ash my blade is coated in sears the creatures flesh causing it to scream but it is too late for this one. It stoops to the ground as I remove the pelt.
>The frightened man is easier to subdue and is quickly killed and burnt along with his animal skin.
>Go back to eating my rabbit
>Look up to the stars, feel my ancestors smiling back at me
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>>35471940
>I AM SILLY
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>>35471889
Cringe
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>>35475674
Oglala Sioux use demon azazel to watch kids.peri is good lover wow.ududua is really sexy too. Yummy demons
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>>35475908
I actually liked this story
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>>35474152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75zmIj_4LFQ
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So I go hunting with alot of old men
One of them lived in bangor maine where there used to be a fighter base (now it's just refuilers)
Back in the fifties or sixties while he was a kid it was a normal night in maine when suddenly one of his siblings calls him and his mom outside, they see this huge glowing orb above their back yard, it stays there for five or so minutes
They hear a fighter plane take off from dow air force base
Suddenly glowing orb takes off faster than any plane around
Crazy thing is it never Made a sound.
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Thank god you tripfags are easy to filter
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>>35468958
> be me
> 7 years old out on lake hopatcong with family
> go tubeing
> terrified of it but still do it anyway
> outer layer tears while going full speed and it takes a nose dive
> hanging on for dear life as it reaches near the bottom
> then I see it
> long dark green swimming through the water
> looked like a eel but bigger about 6ft long
> I fucking bail
> shoot up to the surface like a bat out of hell
> freaking the fuck out over what I saw
> find out years later that a sea serpent called hoppie that calls the lake home
> every time I go there I try to fish for it
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>>35478036
What you need to do is get your diving license and a nugget, go down to the bottom of the lake and use your supercheap rifle to blow it's brains out
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I'm only in this thread to find out how to find and fugg a werewolf
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>>35478068
Planning on getting scuba license, but I got no gun just a knife
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>>35478105
I tried that when I was a dumb, horny 15 year old. Injured my dick and had to lie to the doctor, lol
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>>35474225
snowyfeline on e621
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>>35478087
Try feeding it some food
>attempted to fuck a werewolf by offering beggin' strips
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>>35478145
Sounds legit. I'll report back with my findings.
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>>35478087
Your gonna need a silver condom
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>>35478145
It worked for that guy that fingered a coyote
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>>35478126
Buy a nugget their cheap and not waterproof but still cheap
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I love this thread
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>>35473148
You must be new here
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>>35478087
Have you tried asking?
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>>35478182
Asking for a friend-

Elaborate pls
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>>35478183
Nugget?
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>>35478247
Someone posted here about a video of someone who found a female coyote in heat. After getting her used to him with jerky, he pounded that 'yote muff. Also, coyotefuck.swf may be related. If your friend wants to know.
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>>35478279
Mosin nagant rifle
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>>35478183
Maybe a year ago, they're upwards of 250 nowadays.
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>>35478087
There's supposed to be a wolfman creature that people claim to see along a road half an hour from my place. Maybe I should try to go out Mr. Hands style.
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>>35478305
Truly life changing material anon.
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>>35469551
How new are you?
Skinwalker threads have been a thing for more than 5 years on /k/
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>>35478456
This place gave me a lifetime of fetishes, I used to be so vanilla before I got here.
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>>35471220

Good doggos to the end and beyond.
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>>35478510
I was pretty fucked before I got here. It's probably only gotten worse.
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>>35478305
...................
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>>35478444
You live near Elkhorn don't you?
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>>35478830
Maybe, lol
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>>35478343
Nope, I've seen them running at $400. The Syrian civil war screwed that up
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>>35474735
not him but yes, my computer died awhile ago and haven't had a reason to replace it, it always saddens me a bit when I can't read screenshots of threads, but I'm not gonna buy a new computer just for that.

besides I'm at work on the shitter.
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>>35478036
What if you actually get it on a line
>the absolute madman
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>>35478754
>he kept the actual fugging vids private
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>>35479227
You can screenshot on mobile
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>>35479273
Lame.
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Reminder that Skinwalkers are nice guys just looking for a waifu
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>>35479288
I know that numb nuts, but pic relates is what these post look like when we zoom in, for some reason they don't scale the resolution on some pics, idk if it's the formatting or the file type.
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>/k/ has better /x/ threads than /x/
Wew
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>>35475908
>the ash my blade is coated in
Where the fuck did you get the ashes of an infant?
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>>35479486
Open in a new tab and delete the "m" before .jpg in the address bar. Works for me.
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>>35479577
Planned parenthood is just giving them away
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>>35479227
You can change the URL of the mobile versions of the screencaps and get the full version. It involves removing the 'm' in the url and maybe replacing jpg to png, sometimes.
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Not creepy per say, but sure gave me jitters during it


>be me, ~5(?) years ago
>16
>dad lets me take the SKS out for hikes
>live in pittsylvania county, VA
>think lots of hills and fields
>anyways
>out on a hike one day
>the normal, through the neighbor's pine forest and out into some bumfuck farmer's field with a lake
>it was like a movie land scape
>the forest ends abruptly, and opens into into the top of a hill that flows down and turns into a lake with forest behind it
>would always stop there for a while, before heading back
>farmer never liked me
>I would spot his truck and he'd spot me
>always bug out before he could make it to me on his 4 wheeler
>anyways, back to story
>come out to landscape
>beauty.portrait
>spot farmer at lake, same red pickup he always drives
>some other folks with him, all of them fishing
>none of them facing the right way to see me
>stay there, enjoying the view
>its autumn, so its max fucking beauty right now
>goddamn do i love life
>look down every so often, make sure no one has seen me
>look down
>no one is there
>ah_fuck.mov
>immediately look around, trying to see if they've just left or have spotted me
>look to trail farmer likes to take
>a single fourwheeler
>two people
>sling SKS into hands, out of instinct
>I've never seen something brake that fast
>they both just hop off and run off
>bug out into woods, faster than I ever have in my life
I've never taken that trail again, still miss it.
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>>35479780
If that guy was real, I'd be gay so fast
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>>35478130
Story time
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I live in a small community in west GA on 8 acres closest neighbor is over 1 mile. Multiple mornings on the way to my car I heard the sound of a sickle cutting through high grass unmistakable; the closer I would get the noise seemed to disappear. This sound still plagues me morning and night I have no explanation for it.
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>>35480041
lol nigga you're going the wrong way just turn around
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>>35480041
>>35480041
That's more unsettling than it should be, fuck. How long has that been happening?
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>>35480050
That looks so unbelievably comfy.
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>>35479262
> got a big hit on the line once turned out to be a loose boa constrictor
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>>35479780
I want to rub his big soft belly.
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For about 4 months it's real and supernatural not a person. I tracked the sound to the tree line pulled my G23 and fired a round into the ground and it didn't stop. Unexplained phenomenon.
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>>35480090
>belly
>Not that huge sheath
Nigga, you gay?
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>>35480098
That's really creepy, damn. Any old buildings or something nearby?
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>>35480050
>>35480062

Looks more like your comfy woman would rip your shit apart in the throes of romance.

So ideally, you'd ask her to make you a werewolf prior to serious relations, and that's fucking badass.
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>>35480132
Dis nigga got the right idea
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>>35480107
Whoa anon this is all happening a little quick.
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>>35480132
you have committed the double sin of not appreciating larger females and apparently not knowing how to appease those of the canine persuasion via pats and ear scratches.
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>>35478319
Maybe a spear gun because guns don't shoot far under water
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>>35480124
Nothing Substantial. I used to live in PA close to the Susquehanna river. When I was 7 I had an urge to dig in the yard and found a stone native axe head. Since that point I have been sensitive can't explain it.
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Yo guys this is some fresh wolf-man creepypasta not for the faint of heart don't say I didn't warn you
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>>35480198
Interesting, makes sense after finding a relic, though. One of the reasons I've been leery to go metal detecting, I'd hate to invite something in by finding something.
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>>35480209
>this will never happen
2 SPOOKY
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>>35468958
A bit of backstory first:
My family would go out to Vermont every 4th of July and spend the week there with my Aunt, Uncle, and Cousin, who lived in bumfuck nowhere innawoods. They were a really fun family, and were the ones who got me into guns.

>be me, 14 or 15
>I want to learn how to hunt, my cousin starts giving me lessons while we're out there
>shooting rifles, bait, treestands, etc.
>July 4th we have our party, shoot the shit and a bunch of fireworks
>next day he takes me out to show me how to track deer
>2 hours in we find a good spot
>droppings, buck rubs, a very cut down path
>break out our snacks, get comfy, and wait to see if anything comes along this path

Now looking over this path there was a cutaway looking out onto some open field, and way in the distance was one of those big metal powerline towers.

>45 mins in, its getting a little dark
>theres this weird low tone, almost like a distant heli but more reverberation
>pass it off as a heli
>sure enough here comes this flashing light
>not aircraft ..-..- but just a constant .-.-
>its flying across the opening into the field way out in the distance
>but just as it crosses behind the powerline, the noise just suddenly jumps from low hum to screech
>like an amp full blast earraping you with feedback.
>we grab our heads, and look for the lights but they are gone
>nope.jpg
>we fuck off real fast, reach his house in maybe 30 mins
>left a bunch of shit, but didn't care, uncle was the crazy type and gave us some credit
>he spends the night awake with shotgun, next morning nothing happened

I still don't know what we saw. Probably better we don't.
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>>35480041
Oh shit dude it's the guy who cut grass so hard he died. Get him to do your lawn, I bet it would be killer.

>>35480198
I found a weird stone cog like thing in a creek once. Was pretty strange but I threw it back and nothing out of the ordinary happened. Maybe I should pull it back out.
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>>35468958
Save for years to come bois
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>>35473065
Click on the url. Go to the end where it shows a long string of numbers then the letter m right before the .org. delete the m and hit enter. Youre welcome
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>>35480241
I can't even begin to think what brought it in could be the axe head or could be other things. Growing up my grandparents where antique brokers selling native jewelry. My family is supernatural as it comes great great grandmother was a witch. Great grandfather was killed in the first act of political terrorism in the US. Could be a million things
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>>35480322
My hero <3
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>>35480158
>not appreciating larger females

PFFF bruh I am the tallest and widest fucking guy on this board. If anyone appreciates large grills, it's me.
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>>35480318
Listen man you would probably get a fine if your grass was that high in the burbs. Don't hate the player hate the game. Get your money up
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Can the focus of this thread please stay on skincrawler stories instead of furry werewolf fetishes

2.
>>35480050
That guy has to be packing some heat for that relationship to work
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>>35480446
>Cows vs

Either this thing is missing some posts or this isn't a Vs at all.

I remember a tale like that tho.
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>>35480514
I think you're right. It was just the title it ended up with.
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>>35480480
Maybe he's just really good at opening dat fortune cookie
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>>35471758
Fuckin Frankfort is a weird place, shit hole too.

-lex fag
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>>35471044
>innawoods
>tfw mosin but no kar98k
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>>35470647
Sounds like a pink horror
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>>it stood on its rear legs at about 3 feet tall. Like I posted before it was strangely ethereal, like it was and wasn't there
>>it's head seemed to blend in its body, there wasn't a neck to speak of.
>>it's arms were long and spindly, covered in skin like a bird without feathers
>>it's face had eyes like a humans, dead set in the front and a thin pursed lip under a nose that also seemed to blend into its head.
>>35480597
>Sounds like a pink horror

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
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>>35472016
What part of ky are you from anon?
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>>35472067
This happens to me all the time. I don't know what it is, but I've lost entire days walking.
I once went out on my parents 150 acre cattle farm at around 3 o clock, my mom called me at 8:30 wondering where the absolute fuck I was. I've lost hours sitting inside or on the porch, shits spooky yo.
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>>35480662
ayy
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>>35479582
thanks, I'm on an app that luckily has a open in browser button
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>>35480322
I didn't expect to be in the screencap, fug yes
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>>35472067
get a backlit sat gps friend,
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>>35468958
chadrandomdick.screencap
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>>35468958
Used to play around in the thick woods behind my house as a kid with friends. After reading these threads I can't imagine that I would set foot anywhere near those woods anymore.

I used to always get an eery feeling in those woods and heard noises. At the time I just marked it up to wild boar. Maybe one day I'll revisit and greentext if any spoopiness occurs
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>>35481239
Last winter I was camping out in West Colorado solo for the first time in a long time with my dog. About 6 am I heard hooves walking around my campsite. I wasn't too keen on having an elk get spooked and run my new tent over so I started to rustle around in my tent while I grabbed my axe and put my boots on. During the process the hooves just stopped 100%. About 3-4 seconds later I was out of my tent staring at a completely empty camp.

Never occurred to me until now that it could have been something that's not an elk. I thought it was kind of bizarre that my coonhound didn't hear it, but even more bizarre that I heard it walk up, walk around, but I stepped out and there was literally nothing to be seen. There wasn't any treeline for it to disappear into, and thinking about it now, elk out there tend to move in groups and avoid campsites when they can.
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>>35471046
I want to marry Mal0.
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>>35481523
Yeah, it is odd that those kind of thoughts never crossed my mind. Up until that point, I had never heard a boar or any animal noises period other than seeing the occasional deer in those woods.
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You ... mother ... fuckers.
Because of that thread I waited untill the fucking sunrise so I can go to bed in peace.
Written by a 190 tall, 85kg man with a lot of innawoods experience /for me age/ from the balkans who is just starting to grasp the skinwalker concept.
Usually I shrug off bullshit, but this ... man I have not been scared on mountain peaks in a freezing halstorm with no shelter, in a snow blizzard without a compass, all the UFO shit I've seen and the nights in the fields surrounded by hungry jackals.
After this thread, I feel obliged to look even more deep in the folklor of the place in order to go even on a small hike, I am legit terrified rn.
Poor me, thought that he is the master of the woods around him ...

>Ive seen some wierd shit, but maybe some other time, sun is finally up and I can go to bed in peace!
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>>35481614
Same here. Hadn't really heard about skinwalkers/spooky woods dudes until recently. Im usually one to call complete bullshit on ghost stories and nearly everything on /x/ but for whatever reason this seems like a concept I can grasp. I literally locked all of my doors in my house and turned on all of the lights to go grab a pepsi.

>mfw /k/ has me legitimately assfuckingly spooked
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>>35471269
>>35471046
whats Mal0? i wanna fug it
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>>35472757
best post
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>>35481614
its ok anon the wendigo/skinwalker phenomenon is a Native American legend, particular to the West/Southwest of the states, so as a balkans man you won't be bothered. Unless, youre a balkans man living in the states...
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>>35469551
I'll take it over trap posting
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>>35481676
the clear solution here is to get a nice werewolf g/bf who will slap those stupid drunkard low-tier reservation skinwalkers around
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>>35471266
I suddenly feel safer with my mosin under my bed.
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>>35481922
>under your bed
>not sleeping with it in a warm embrace
Wow anon it's like you don't even love your rifle.
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>>35481764
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Here's a fun one.
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>>35481692
they are an SCP
also a cute
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>>35481614
>>35481676
You're generally safe from skinwalkers in your own home, as long as it's your permanent residence. Summer cabin in the woods or whatever is no good.

In the Navajo stories, skinwalkers sometimes attacked people in their homes, but the skinwalkers always lost. Innawoods though, skinwalkers win.

Modern accounts almost never have them bothering people in their own homes. I still keep my nugget nearby when I read this stuff though. Ammo nearby and bayonet fixed.
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>>35481692
Basically just go to /trash/ and find the spooky thread. They have all types of monsters and shit that people fap to. Mal0 is like the poster girl of those threads.
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>>35481764
It's all over the U.S.
This short green happened in Raleigh County, WV
>Mid-90's, parents out driving around with two of our dogs while I was being babysitted by grandparents.
>They stop and park off the side of road in an area nicknamed by fellow locals 'Garden Grounds' which is currently used as the Boy Scout Jamboree location.
>They're outside their vehicle talking until a smell of rot and blood starts getting closer and closer, both dogs race each other into the truck and literally hide behind the bench seat of the single cab
>Parents take this as a cue to gtfo.
>Fast forward to 2014
>Rifle season starts up and I head down to Garden Grounds to hunt on the Gas Company side
>Brought a Model 94 and a TZ75 series 88
>Tracking an 8 pointer that I shot and landed a hit from about 200 yards through the area and end up getting partially lost following its blood trail.
>It's about dusk when I notice it's dead fucking calm, no wind no critter noises, nothing.
>The blood trail ends in a small clearing but what I found was a mass of hair and a pool of blood
>The worst possible rotten smell hits my nose and I see a shadowy figure, adrenaline kicks in and I book it towards the main road (thank God for compasses)
>Must've been roughly 45 minutes of running through this forsaken forest till I hit the road and about 15 minutes of running up the road till I got to my truck
>Peeled the fuck out and never went hunting there again
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You guys ever see that Lost Tapes episode where a skinwalker was fucking with chickens, a dog, and family somewhere in the southwest?

That show was dope. friends and I would watch and crack jokes about it
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>>35482408
WHEW
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>>35482456
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>>35468958
>want /k/ meetup in Maine
>nobody wants to come to maine because it's too creepy
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>>35482500
Nobody wants to come to Maine because it's Maine.
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>>35482500
There was a greentext I saw once about a coast guard boat getting fucked with by sea skinwalkers/mermen/kelpies/seaghosts off the coast of maine. Would appreciate if anyone could post it.
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Aight, fuck it. I have one, but it's pretty tame compared to the shit posted here.

>Few years ago when I am but an /x/-phile who doesn't actually browse /x/
>Hanging out at friend's place inna trailer park
>He recently introduced me to this girl he works with
>She is bretty chill, almost /k/ommandette. Appreciates weaponry.
>Friend is an egotist and not prone to best opsec judgement, he lets slip that she is supposedly a 'white witch'
>OK, I get the concept. That's neat.
>One night we're gathered up with two cousins of mine and a friend of white witch
>Ego friend spits the idea to go ghost hunting
>Wewlad, the odds are-
>"Sounds fun"
>Well fugg it
>We walk through the park to an undeveloped property nearby.
>Full-as-fuck moon. Pleasant night with no wind and no clouds.
>Start our little tour along some bike paths

Now /x/-phile or not, I am not dumb. I really don't think we're gonna find anything at all that's interesting, and at this point I just wanna see what neat shit people have done back here.

>White witch is pretty quiet. She repeatedly shifts her position in our line from front to rear.
>Figure she's busy looking around
>We stop to figure out our next stroll, when ego-friend asks if she feels anything
>"Something not too serious, but we should be careful."
>Meh.
>We take off along a path that cuts through some thick trees
>Hear white witch say it's following us. They tell me to take point position.
>I shrug it off.
>As I am walking along, I happen to glance at the ground
>Remember I said there's no wind?
>Suddenly a shadow parts in front of me and there's moonlight in a two-foot circle on the ground
>I hear fucking nothing moving in the trees
>Now I am interested. The moon is to my right, so SOMETHING is moving parallel to me
>See the shadow fuckery again a few times
>At the end of the cut, a smaller pine tree goes from fully lit by the moon to dark as fuck in an instant.
>I mumble something like "'Ello fucker."
1 of ??
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>>35482601
More?
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This isn't a skinwalker story

>Southern Florida
>Hurricane Irma
>Me and a friend like to fish
>Call this friend "Geralt of Riviera Beach"
>We fish during storms because no tourists or snowbirds
>Irma hits
>East side of FL, lots of rain and huge waves
>grab my pole
>Geralt grabs pole and 1911 for good measure
>We get to the beach
>Waves are at the mangroves
>Start walking along the sidewalk trying to find a beach entrance
>I start to hear a lulling on the wind
>I thought it was the wind against my rain jacket
>It gets louder as we walk
>It starts to sound audible, like someone humming
>Geralt can't hear it, he has earbuds in listening to Spotify
>Finally get to what sounds like the source of the hum
>Look down through the rain and wind
>I can see what looks like a girl sitting in the mangroves
>long brunette hair, her back is turned to us
>The waves are crashing hard but shes just sitting their like nothing is happening
>Humming is louder
>I drop my shit and start down toward her to see if shes okay
>Humming is even louder
>I don't even notice it anymore
>I get about 6 feet away when the gunshot snaps me out of it
>Geralt shot at her
>The humming stops and she dissapears
>My heart is thumping in my chest
>I look around, I am nearly chest deep in waves and mangroves
>How the hell did I not notice how deep I was?
>Geralt is screaming at me to get out
>Points at something in the water
>Its her
>Shes swimming in figure 8's, three yards away from me
>Shes under the surface of the water like a damn shark, no human can swim like that
>I can see her eye glowing in the water as she circles
>My legs moved without my brain telling them, I had to get out now
>I struggled back to the mangrove line like a drowned rat
>I turn around
>Shes gone. Not silhouette, no ripples,no body, nothing.

We grabbed out shit and left. Didn't say a word about it. Just this eerie silence between us like we wanted to pretend it never happened.
Fuck Florida, man.
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>>35482671
What do you think it was? Siren?
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>>35482683
Siren, Mermaid, Ub-85 monster
I don't know and don't care. I never want to be in that situation again. It felt like I blacked out and came to in hell.
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>>35482701
I guess it was a good thing your friend had his earbuds in.
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>>35482671
calling bullshit
describe appearance..?
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>White witch now flanks me and doesn't move until we stop again.
>We're in sort of a wide-open space, next to a random large fire pit.
>White witch and her friend think that some idiot edgelord teens have been trying bad witchcraft back here
>Apparently not connected to the whatever thing bouncing around, but not helping either.
>She stations me, my asshat cousin and her friend at the fire pit, claiming she'll throw up a shield
>White witch, Ego-friend and girl cousin are going to fuck off somewhere to do a thing. I kinda stop paying attention because smoke 'em if you got 'em.
>For a short time we sit here chatting. My cigarette is long done.
>Out of nowhere I feel very strange, very fast.
>This is like a crushing weight has been put on my shoulders. Like someone has set a two-ton truck on top of me.
>I'm so surprised and fucked up by this that I hit the dirt and sprawl out
>The feeling recedes, and then returns.
>IDK if I'm dying or what
>This goes on for a few minutes and then just stops.
>Witch-friend isn't saying anything.
>It doesn't take long for the other group to return.
>White-witch says the thing has been purged
>She then asks me if anything happened, which I explain.
>According to her, this bad force wasn't happy with me, but it was less happy with asshat cousin being a faggot atheist
>(Apparently atheism is much more irritating to the darker forces than it is to say, average goodly Christian)
>She says this spirit tried to use girl-cousin and our family bond as a portal to get into the shield bubble and fuck with asshat.
>What I felt was supposedly this thing trying to shove my soul and consciousness aside

Scared the fuck out of me. I have never felt anything like that, nor have I heard of anything like that since.
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>>35482716
Brunette with long hair. I don't know, or couldn't tell, what race. she looked like she was sitting or squatting among the mangroves.

>>35482713
Amen
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>>35482725
>fedoras manage to piss off even demons with their bullshit
checks out
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Anyone else pretty much believe that the skinwalkers and shit are real, but wish they weren't? Such a strange feel.
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>>35471220
Dogs are the best people.
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>>35482839
Just so you know, the first and last has no connection to the middle one. Thanks for the effort though.
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>>35482860
Oh I was assuming that the stories were all related since they were posted together.
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>>35482882
I was posting examples of non american spookery. The first and last ones were posted by a croat or slovene iirc, on 8/k/. I was in the thread. Apparently the south slavs still really strongly believe in monsters/demons. If you wanted to combine those posts, I'd appreciate it.
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>>35473134
There's probably an ARMA mod that lets you do this.
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>>35474715
Before America invented freedom in 1776 could you even consider those who came before, human? Its a rhetorical question; FUCK NO.
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>>35480341
404'd Damn
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>>35471235
>ywn have nuts as big as this ranger
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>>35474200
felchie
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Lads I wish I wasn't bullshitting right now. Was laying down in bed with my bed open reading, when a strong scent of Ozone appeared. Like I've had the PSU of my computer totally fry before and even then this ozone smells way stronger. I'm quite experienced with electrical equipment as well, both commercial and digital.


I first thought it was electrical, since you know, ozone, and checked all over near my window for the source. Unplugged stuff, etc. Well, next I figured it might be something outside, we've got some things that keep the batteries to our dirt bikes topped off. Long story short, not those. The smell is all over the backyard (fuck venturing far into the yard, I stayed well within the lights), and is very strong coming from the side yard. There are absolutely no outlets over there.


I'm SoCal in the desert, and all my gats are in another state. All I've got that is really decent atm is a KA-BAR. All I remember from threads like these is ozone = no go zone. I've confirmed there are no fires to the best of my ability and I'm not going back outside because fuck that,.
What do if goatman/wendigo/skinwalker, pls reply, I'm fuckin spooked
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>>35472079
>>35472095
>>35474268
Prepare your salt rings, white ash, and milserp.
Other than that just dont go outside.. like at all
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>>35483431
Mate there is shitload of noise outside right now, my neighbor's dogs are growling and other shit.


pic related, mfw no crosses in the house


Well guess I'll grab the nortons and take a peek out the windows that view into the yard. Seriously fuck this shit, this is beyond stupid. I'm actually getting a little mad about this, I was half asleep
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>>35483445
Take pics, document it m8.
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>>35480322
I'm the anon who posted all that, cool to see the story will be immortalized in a screencap
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>>35483451
Lmao I wish, best I've got is an old HTC One M7, like the og htc one. Best you'd get is a purple-y photo.
So as best as I can tell, the ozone smell is gone. None of the front yard sensor lights turned on, and I couldn't see anything really "off" about the backyard through the windows/door with the light on. The neighbor's dogs either fucked off or decided to stop barking cause I don't hear anything, My old ass dog was on edge for a bit, but didn't seem particularly alarmed, though she is mostly blind and basically deaf at this point.


At this point, I've counted all the living things in the house to make sure there are no extra. 1 cat, 2 dogs, ez pz. I'm the only one here for the weekend so no other humans to account for. Seriously, going through the house with a KA-BAR sucks, if there are no-funs reading this, get a fucking gat, jesus. Two cats from two different houses have disappeared like within the past week, I figured the coyotes were getting uppity since they'd been howling on Monday and Tuesday, but maybe such is not the case. Hopefully my two other cats that are outside are fine.

I want to crack the window open since cold air is bae to sleep in but fuck that. If I smell the ozone again, I'll give a whack at using my shitty old PNV-57E Soviet NVGs to survey the yard from inside the house
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>>35471838
get a glock 40 and a AR10
you are going to need it
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>>35483496
WHAT THE FUCK, SOMETHING IS SNORTING NOW. Jesus fuckin christ, there ain't any hogs/boar/pigs in this area, like never have been, and I've never heard the neighbor's dogs snort at all. Now I can smell the ozone again, seriously fuck this. It is nowhere near as strong smelling but this is retarded
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>>35483513
Fuck this, I'm going to crawl into bed and try to sleep, I'm beyond done with it. If anything major happens like banging on the house or something, I'll post more but I don't want to shit the thread up in case it is something stupid like CO poisoning. I'll update tomorrow if nothing happens and I end up finding out whatever is producing the stupid ozone smell
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>>35471571
>>35471758
>continued use of mind altering substance while driving
M8 you're the most dangerous thing out there.
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>>35471897
>>35471906
>>35471951
>>35471956
>>35471962
>>35471997
>>35472005
Friendly reminder not to reply to tripfags period. Even if you're insulting them, it's still validation to them, since the only reason they need a name on an anonymous website is because they're starving for attention.
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>>35482408
>ywn pick up a confused qt werewolf girl who just wants to get back to her old life but is stuck with the curse and the call of the pack
worst feel
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>>35468958
Hey /k/. (Im the guy that posted the 2 screencaps from this thread and the one that used to go innawoods as a kid and hear what sounded like wild boards)

So something I didn't include was that I still live right infront of those woods that I used to play in.

Last night while browsing this thread I began to hear a low hum and my entire house was shaking.

I checked seismic activity maps and airplane maps and there was no seismic activity near this side of the US as well as no airplanes flying in the general vicinity of my house at all.

I'm spooked /k/, what do?
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>>35479312
t. skinwalker
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