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>Be bong
>urbong
>a fox attacked my dog this morning
How can I kill the fox infestation in my area once and for all?
>inb4 pest control
>inb4 gubmint cull
Pic unrelated
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>>35836223
Teach your dog to man up and fight his bullies
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>>35836223
Two ways.

First is to cage'em, then do what ever you feel (dump'em far away, give to local animal control, bash'em over the head with a bat).

Second is to bait'em then kill'em with the trap.
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>>35836223
>britbong
>killing animals

just stop, you know if one person sees you do it, your going to go to jail.
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>>35836239
But he is still a pupper
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>>35836258
What type of trap should I use
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>>35836223
Get an actual dog, no way something the size of a fox poses a credible threat to a decent sized dog.
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>attacking Foxes

Why are shitbongs so violent? The Foxes i encounter here in Massachusetts are mostly playful and sneaky, and are never aggressive.
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A bike tire, good luck getting licensed though.
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>>35836360
You have to do something to entertain yourself while you're waiting for your TV license.
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>>35836260
Tell them you're a Muslim and that you find dogs offensive (whilst hiding your own dog)
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You can get a shotgun and kill it legally or get a airsoft gun and shoot it so it fucks off or get a crossbow and kill it illegally.
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>>35836223
>a fox attacked my dog this morning
well that means your dog is smaller than a cat cause foxes will rarely mess with a cat.
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Post dog
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>>35836223
Yur penis
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>>35836223
I know you don't have a gun license, let alone a hunting/trapping permit. So what you're doing is illegal.

I just got off the phone with my cousin in the UK and directed him to this thread. He's going to be contacting the police because of you asking for help to commit a crime.

Have fun "bong", or whatever your name is.
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>>35836300

Must have feminine penis
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>>35836223
>Be bong
>Dog attack
>Gather friends
>Mount steeds
>Unleash pack of hounds
> Ride along with pack, watching hounds tear foxes apart one by one.
>Dispatch the occasional treed vermin
>Local constable interrupts
Pip pip, wots all this then?
>Kill him
>Take turns raping his wife
Filthy commoner
>Return to the manor
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>>35836623

Bong Enforcement is going to kill your dog. Check his TV license too for me.
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>>35836664
Only way to do it.
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>>35836223

>be bong
>fox attacks dog
>kill fox
>fox was muslim gay tranny
>get demonized
>house gets stoned
>you get arrested
>stoned to death
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>>35836223
a stick for gods sake, its only a fox.
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>>35836393
Don't be a liar, bin that tyre.
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>>35836223
Old russian trick: feed the fox with processed meat stuffed with Isoniazid.
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>posting this on a furry board

I'm surprised this thread has made it this far
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thats the queens fox you fucking peasant
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>>35836393
Oi, the fuck did you say mate? I lost me mum to a bike tyre, are you looking for a row?
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>>35836223
>a fox attacked my dog this morning
What manner of useless shiteater dog do you have that is at threat of attack by a fox? Besides, can't you just jump on a horse and chase it down with hounds? I mean, you are a bong. I'm sure there's some rad urban fences you can jump along the way.
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>>35837506
>prescription drugs to kill an animal

Crushed up glass in a steak too plebeian for you?
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Trap them and then let them go for a scuba trip in the local body of water, once the bubbles stop their dead and you can pull them back up
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>>35837514
kek
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Option 1: Move to america

Option 2: kys
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>>35836223
>>a fox attacked my dog this morning

huh...? foxes are small, what kind of dog do you have?
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I just had another greater london /night walk/
Before when I saw a fox it would look at me and run away, it was the same every time.
This time a fox with what appeared to be red eyes was just sitting on top of a transformer and STARED at me when I walked past and had a second take.
I laid some more glue traps this evening, how best to dispose of the mice humanely? This is the one from last time.
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Did you ever even consider making friends with the fox and shipping more of his misunderstood buddies into your city?
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>>35837615
that post....I so wish I could do violence to you right now.
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>>35838057
>Option 1: Move to america

yeah most State Fish and Game Officers aren't too keen on poaching...
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>>35836262
What is its breed?(if you don't know,just post parents' weight)

A dog being attacked by a fox isn't normal,especially because red foxes are wimps.
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>>35838264
You're right, when when I said this I clearly meant for him to take the feral fox with him rather then just leave his euro country.
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>>35838129
Last mouse I killed was one the cat got but didn't finish. What I did was take him outside and hovered a shovel above his neck without it resting on it so there is no discomfort.

Then swiftly kick the shovel in really hard at the neck to behead it killing it instantly, remember it has to sit still or you can hold it still so you can get a clear shot or you might cause it further suffering.
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>>35838566
Nice one man, I will see if I can go french on them next time.
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>>35838650
french?
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>>35838701
Guillotine treatment.
Gotta keep it halal
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>>35838129
>>35838566
>putting forth effort to minimize pain and suffering to an infectious disease ridden pest that poses a danger to you, your family, and your pets
But seriously, if you want to get rid of rats or mice without causing them pain, just use a simple moustrap. When it snaps and hits them it's a instant death. Put some peanut butter on the trigger lever and you'll catch them no problem
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>>35838264
Foxes are considered a nuisance animal and are legal to dispatch pretty much year-round in most of America though.

Also, >>35838521
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>>35838826
https://youtu.be/6cTZ9-TCvMc?t=15s
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>>35838826
In a sense aren't we all diseases to at least some living thing.

I don't have a huge problem killing mice or rats since they can carry disease and cause issues as long as they don't really suffer. I feel like blaming a rodent for something it can't control in terms of what it carries is a nonsensical scapegoat.

Intentionally hurting other animals means you are literally the fat kid at school who had social issues and no loving parents.

>inb4 blogpost
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We have foxes here in Fulham that roam the streets at night terrorising the drunk and homeless
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>>35838997
I posted a method in which they don't suffer, and "intentionally hurting" them (killing them) is necessary when they infest a building or an area where their presence is not wanted. How would you feel moving into an apartment building only to find rats and mice scurrying across your floor, getting into your food, living in the floors and walls of your home? Getting rid of them is a necessary part of my job, and I'm quite indifferent to it. Am I really in the minority here?

>>35838912
>opposing the jews just for the sake of opposing the jews
Still don't care for mice
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>>35836664
This raises a good point.

Are the unwashed masses allowed to kill the Crown's animals?
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>>35836223
pointed stick which straight into the no-knife bin
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Please don't hurt the cute foxy. He a gud boy, hees turnin his life around
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Show it a slide show of England before and after the great replacement.
It will kill itself from guilt of being privileged ....... just .....like.....england
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>>35836223
Remember you're the infestation in the fox area and not the contrary.
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>>35836223
Damn...even the dogs are giant pussies in the U.K..
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>>35838112
A small retriever puppy
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>>35838268
Labrador Retriever
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>>35836223
A machete
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>>35836360
This desu. Another New Englander here (CT) and none of the numerous foxes i've encountered while walking my dog acted aggressively towards either of us.
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>>35836623
Actually I asked my council about it, and they seem okay with it as long as I’m humane about it
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>>35838129
kind of related but i just woke up from a dream where i had to shoot a cute ginger rat with my old air pistol but tried to shoot .22 pellets through a .177. what does this mean?
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>>35836223
Buy a crossbow maybe. Just make sure no-one sees you shooting the poor blighter.
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>>35841003
It seems that my only safe option is to trap it, and then get a lethal injection.
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>>35840945
You're probably gay
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>urban
There's your problem. If you were a countryman you'd just shoot it or get someone you know who hasguns to do it.
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>>35839027
>We have foxes here in Fulham that roam the streets at night terrorising the drunk and homeless
>terrorising the drunk and homeless
Foxes doing the pigs' job for free... I'm not seeing the problem here.
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>>35836262
My Jack Russel fucked up a red fox last year, your dog is a coward and brings you great shame.
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>>35836223
>guys, how do I solve a problem?
>>inb4 advice
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>>35836223
It's almost as if the ban on fox hunting in the UK was a bad idea

>>35836457
>Tell them you're a Muslim and that you find dogs offensive (whilst hiding your own dog)
The sad part is this is your best option
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>>35836223
Shotgun licences are ez to get as long as you are white and not a criminal.
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>>35836393
dont be dim bin that rim
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>>35836360
inner cities foxes are like hood niggers
they eat KFC and lose their fear of humans
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>>35836223
Don't kill the fox you fucking mong.
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>>35843844
but they're smarter
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>>35843844
There is no such thing as an inner city focus in the US. The fuck is wrong with Britbongs?
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>>35843963
Yes, please autocorrect the correctly spelled "fox" to "focus" you cumin gargling waste of CPU.
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>>35843963
do you even need to ask that question
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>>35836223
>>35836223
>>35836223
Fellow UK-fag here.

Hate to tell you but the fox has more rights that you do.

If you need someone with guns to take care of it then contact your local mosque
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>>35843972
>cumin
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHH

>>35843976
Honestly, yes.
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>>35843972
>cumin
jej
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I have 3 cats that spend a lot of time outside, i once saw in the time of a week 2 of my cats fighting with a fox. Nothing but little scratches to the cats and fox, but i decided to get rid of the fox. So i set up some feed for the fox and lay waiting in a bush with my suppressed .22

I shot the thing into my neighbours yard, note i live in residential are, hunting definetly not allowed here. But nobody heard a thing, and i fetched the fox and dumbed it into trash. Also your dog is a fucking pussy and your country sucks.
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>>35843963
you realize thats not something to be proud of right?
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>>35839580
No, under punishnent of being drawn, hanged and quartered.
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Amerifat here, are there actually a bunch of bins for knives? Or is it a meme?

Also is it bad I want to put fake pipebombs in them for the keks?
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>>35844158
There are, and every time I walk past one its full of empty cans/bottles and other trash because nobody gives a fuck
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>>35844158
Only in London, wich is like England's version of California or JewYork. Not that the rest of England is much better, but nowhere is that bad.




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