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This guy rappels down the side of a building and breaches into the 2nd story window of the club then smacks your girl's ass.

What do you do?
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>these fucking threads
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shoot
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Laugh at his gear
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>>36085924
immediately bend over and spread my asshole for him
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>>36085924
Ditch my gf for this operator
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>>36085924
shoot that nigga since he isn't wearing any protection
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ayo hol up
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>>36085924
I ask him why he walks like pic related
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>>36085924
Leave my girlfriend at the club and go do whatever this guys doing
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>>36085924
Slap the operators ass, obviously.
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this
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>>36086259
This, anyone who will breach a random house with a gas mask and shotgun is a person I want to drink with
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>>36086249
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>>36086561
Guess I'm not the only one that pictured that. kek
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MACHINE GUN, LOADED AND READY!
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>>36086561
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>>36086249
Rickets
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>>36086561
>this time, John was prepared for Hoffman
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>>36085924
Just have my girl make sure to get his name then call him out in the media for sexual assault and have his career ruined.
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>>36086664
Hmm... What if John Lemon was a SAS agent?
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Video him slapping a dead girl's butt. Everyone in the club has been dead for hours. I've been under their bodies so long the emotional numbness has worn off and now all I can feel is rage. These fuckers were outside when I got shot, when there were still plenty of people alive, and they stayed outside. And now they come busting in after it's all over, LARPing. Even if I die from my wounds the video of that worthless cop's impotent and callous act will be one the internet forever for everyone to see. I sincerely hope it destroys him.
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>>36086779
10/10
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>>36086561
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Light the joint, apparently the party is getting started
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>>36086779
/thread

You're not topping this bud
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>>36085924
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>>36086561
10/10
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>>36086619
>>36087532
Hivemind
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turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>36086249
Yoko actually looks kinda hot in that pic
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>>36086125
I want those boots.
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>>36086249
https://youtu.be/z8Vfp48laS8
well shit, tomorrow's the anniversary of his death
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>>36085924
>What do you do?
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>>36088638
thats messed up
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>>36086561
You did good anon
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>>36085924
I slap his ass in return.
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>>36085924
I give him a thumbs up and yell "KEEP ON TRUCKIN'".
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>>36086561
>Sgt Peppers Cheeki Breeki Band
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>>36085924
>pull out his penis
>gets on my knees
>once hes fully ready
>nudge my gf over
>have her bend over
>guide his huge throbbing man rob into her now dripping warn vag
>watch
"yes. tear her up"
>i say
"OH ITS SO BIG GAS MASK AND A SHOTGUN MAN"
>she says
"take that dick bitch"
>in a darth vader voice he says
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>>36089403
What the fuck is this mickey mouse shit reddit?
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>>36086561
nice, very impressive.
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>>36089208
My man!
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>>36086561
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My girlfriend just left me
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>>36086746

I see what you did there, comrade.
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>>36085924
steal his cool gas mask
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>>36086249
>>36086561
ayyyyyy
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>>36092878

Well, yeah. He just came in and slapped her ads, you did nothing.
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>>36086561

>WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW ANOMALY

Get out of here Lennon.
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>>36089071
Shes not exactly dressed for church
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>>36089403
Cuck
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>>36085924
Put this on the stereo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfybn_W8Ak




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