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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-42629529
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emotions are feed back
if you feel like shit chances are you're doing everything wrong so just stop what you;re doing and make your life better.

emotions are an alarm or good-to-go light and should be suppressed if they make your life too hard to change for the better.

not some bridge to a "better you" that needs supported and built up.

European and American culture values feelings too much and for the wrong reasons. this is devastating their ability to advance socially economically and scientifically.

also standing armies are unconstitutional knights of a tyrannical government used to increase it's power over the people of the world.

World War One killed 18,000,000 people across the world, because some /literal who/ named Franz Ferdinand was shot by some other literal who.
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They are doing this to themselves and they deserve it. The real question is can we start pumping the brakes or is it too late for US as well
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>>36474396
What's the issue with this? Straight up acknowledging that soldiers suffer from mental health problems is hardly a dumb thing.
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Friendship and a sense of belonging were the two main things I took out of being in the army.

shit thread.
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>>36474396
>The campaign comes just weeks after plans to scrap the Army's "be the best" slogan for being "dated, elitist and non-inclusive"
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HaHAAA

Fuck you, bongs
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>>36474844
are you fucking kidding me
I have no problem with using that other add but that's just fucking retarded
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>>36474910
>You're shit now but we can make you less shit if you apply to the Army
"Dated, elitist and non-inclusive"
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>>36474396
DELET
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>>36474924
RIP bongbros
when the army starts using words like that you know its only a matter of time before they go full australia
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Catering the the loudest and smallest minority is never the way to solve a crisis like this. You push hard at the core demographic; the ones who just need that little nudge to get them going.

Trying to convince people who otherwise have no notion of joining is nailing the coffin shut and alienating those who would have otherwise joined for what could be considered the "right reasons"
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>>36474791
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pls no mr
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>>36474946
>>36474632

hmmm
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>>36474937
Australia had a tranny Lieutenant Colonel just a few years ago. It's hard to go full Australia, I give the bongs about 5-10 years.
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>>36474689
The issue is that the army is advertising about feefees and inclusivity, telling people it's okay to be trans or Muslim. Regardless of how you feel about that last statement, the plain truth is, the army is mostly composed of young white men, and these advertisements are pushing young, white men away.
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>>36474689
nothing wrong with it, i think it's as honest as it gets. it doesn't claim that british military exists to protect british people, it doesn' incentivize men to test their strength or prove their worth, it doesn't imply there's any honor, respect or career opportunities waiting for them in the military. instead it openly presents british military as an anomymous suicide watch club for trannies and muslims, a spineless and gutless army of a spineless and gutless nation.

here's how a proper recruitment add looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrxgAwuKxec
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>>36474632
>World War One killed 18,000,000 people across the world, because some /literal who/ named Franz Ferdinand was shot by some other literal who.
The causes of WWI are a bit more complex than the death of Franz Ferdinand. That's like saying the Gulf of Tonkin incident was the sole cause of the Vietnam War.
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>>36475040
This is a good one too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzs_dYE6MjA
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>>36474878
And the difference between this and using a bluegun is?
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>>36475072
Airsoft is for kids and blue guns are for martial arts practice, real men practice with simunitions and real guns.
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>>36475060
this is just cringey desu, the russian recruitment add is much better
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>>36474632
>emperor
>literal who
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>>36474689
It's sounds like a mental help add, not a recruitment video.
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>>36475137
>emperor
>>>HST101
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>>36475172
Okay how about this.
>going to be emperor in less than a year
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>>36474632

But of an over simplification.

It would be like if the IRA assassinated Charles and Diana in the name of Irish independence.

Shit would get real.

The alliances were the problem, which is the reason we have the UN. To have a nice little intermediary to diffuse tension and prevent a full scale global conflict
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>In one, a Muslim soldier explains how the army has allowed him to practise his faith.
What in fuck is the deal with the fetishization of Islam in the UK? What brought that shit about?
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>>36475439
>Shit would get real.
18million deaths real?
or just some pissy english and irish murdering each other until they decide it's time to stop
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>>36475454
It isn't just the UK. American lefties love Islam, even if they've never met any.
The answer is that leftism is fundamentally based on how big of a victim you are. The Global War on Terror gave muslims a bunch of victim points, so every good lefty has to bend over for them now.
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>>36474396
>Implying we even need an armed forces when the enemy is already inside the gates
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>Huge big shouting over these ads
>Go and actually watch them

They aren't anywhere near as bad as this all makes it out.

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>>36475671
But wait, it gets worse
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>>36475624
its not shit like that, its shit like this>>36474844
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>>36474396
Jesus Christ, Western Elites have no idea how to motivate people to fight for a cause.

Compare Western cuck shit with Pope Urbans call for the first Crusade.

Now this a fucking recruitment ad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCPPQV8W0Xo
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>>36475091
> US forces have used airsoft guns in large scale mock battles

You are right though
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>>36474844
>It took the secretary of Defence to tell them this was a stupid idea and cancel it
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>>36474844
>The campaign comes just weeks after plans to scrap the Army's "be the best" slogan for being "dated, elitist and non-inclusive"

How about you stop plain lying and quote the whole sentence.

"The campaign comes just weeks after plans to scrap the Army's "be the best" slogan for being "dated, elitist and non-inclusive" were halted, according to the Mail on Sunday, by Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson."


>were halted
>halted
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>>36474981
that's not what I took from this commerical at all. I interpreted it as saying "join the army for camaraderie"; which has literally always been a part of the armed forces. listening to this I just thought of the war on boys and how gynocentric and ostracizing the education system is.

then again I suppose in the modern political climate they're just appealing to snowflakes and couldn't give a shit less about traditional men.
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>>36476008
>were halted
Even considering it in the first place is a problem.
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At this rate the only thing saving Europe is that Russia has to go through the hardcore cunts in the east before it can push over the feminine western armies.
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>>36476019
No really, if you have a recruitment problem the first thing you look at is your recruitment campaign.

the "be the best" phrase was never that great, it's just been around for decades so people get upset when it changes.
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>>36474396
Seems too Lefty for the military, however it's a real issue and people in the military do and can support each other. However it shouldn't be advertised in a way that it comes off as a priority in the military.

Men need to learn when and where to let their emotions go.
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>>36475137
>political leaders are worth 18,000,000 others
>the majority of which have no personal stake in the matter
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>>36475439
>yo these giant government agreements are really dangerous
>lets create a government of governments to prevent that
and now Europe is being flooded with refugees and wrecking up peoples homes because their problems aren't being solved locally.
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>>36474396
>will fail to target those most likely to sign-up.
Well they don't need millions of pounds in ads to get the guys who already want to sign up, do they?
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>>36474396
>hajis innamilitary
we ANA now
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>>36477192
The USA is no different.
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>>36474878
Don't talk shit about G&G, they make some quality stuff
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>>36474844
>mfw I have a "be the best" army cap and it will soon be one of the last of its kind and I can now display it along with my Rhodesian African Rifles cap to all visitors to my humble abode
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>>36477344
> be the best
> not an Army 300 Club shirt

Weak
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>>36477344
You did not read the article then?
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>>36476034
Just make it about camaraderie under fire not "DADT is over, yay"
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>>36477344

Confirmed for didn't read the article.

Based Gavvyboy shot that shit down quickly about as fast as he tried to punch Spreadsheet Phil.

No seriously, he fucking did too. The new defence sec is a madman, has a twitter for his tarantula and everything, complete with a picture of it mangling the houses of parliment.
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Relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZk4Yu42g0I
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>>36477775
Best parts of Gave:
1. He's staking his future political career on defence
2. He's the ex-top whip, so nobody can blackmail him
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>>36475060
is this supposed to appeal to americans to join the ukrainian army or something? why is it in english?
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>>36477839
> literal Oy Vey in the bottom right

The nuclear fire cant come soon enough
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think there's a fair amount of overreaction to the latest ad on here.
its literally just parrotting the same thing of "we don't care what you are, we care about what we can help you become/ what you offer to the army" along with the usual camaraderie shite.
admittedly the visuals are a bit shit, but i wouldnt have thought that was a problem on a site full of manchildren that watch cartoons
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>>36475454
(((No idea)))
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>>36474988
>>36475637
>>36475685
God why.
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The absolute state
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>>36475454
>literal freedom is bad
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>>36478076
>conveniently forgetting the use of women and muslims in combat roles throughout the war
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>>36478106
What has she got to do with the UK?
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>>36476023
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>They ask: "What if I get emotional?", "Can I be gay in the Army?" and "Do I have to be a superhero?"
>In one, a Muslim soldier explains how the army has allowed him to practise his faith
that Pakistani shithole country is hopeless. You have no idea how glad I am that they left the EU
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>>36475454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ4OoPNY_YM
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>>36478225
This is why the Army is struggling to find decent recruits.
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>>36478225
>it's actually real and unironic
Not even here in Scandinavia do worship muslims this much. Holy fucking shit!
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>People actually defending this shit ITT
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>>36474988
As far as trainnes are concerned Cate is pretty based and transferred to the Airforce because of how much of a cuck David Morrison( former chief of army) was.

>In 2015 McGregor was named as Queenslander of the Year, despite not living in Queensland,[18] and as such became a finalist for 2016 Australian of the Year,[19] which was subsequently awarded to her previous commanding officer, David Morrison. She described the selection of Morrison as a "weak, conventional choice",[20] a comment for which she subsequently apologised.[21][22]

>In December 2016 McGregor was removed from the Australian of the Year honour roll at her request. She has stated that the awards are a "farce" and that she regrets having accepted one.[23] McGregor has also argued that the awards are being used by activists.[24]

>McGregor has been appointed as a patron of Kaleidoscope Australia, a not-for-profit organisation focused on promoting and protecting the rights of LGBTI people in the Asia Pacific region[25] and is to move into trans-advocacy, on a full-time basis.[26] In September 2016, it was reported that McGregor had been "sacked" by Kaleidoscope Australia because of her criticism[27] of the Safe Schools program.[28][29]
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>>36478267
> a guy praying is somehow muslim worship
> coming from a scandinavian country where your government literally kicks out its own people and gives refugees their houses

Shiggy diggy
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>British rotmouth gets mad at me and unironically believes that his acid throwing shithole compares to Norway
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>>36475072
Why not use the real guns with blanks and those laser-sensor things like the real militaries?
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>>36475989
I have blown myself the fuck out :(
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>>36479276
Because it requires a whole nother level of paper work bullshit plus safety concerns. As far as practicing drills are concerned there's no reason not to use them.
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>>36479276
They are just practising movements and drills, a blue gun or an airsoft gun is perfectly fine for those.
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>>36479337
>a whole nother
please kill yourself
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>Be bong
>consider joining army
>book a 'look at life' 4 day course
>surrounded by litteral retards
>Instructors are brain dead
>all I can hear at night is wanking
>morning shower all I can smell is cum and farts
>22 years of this is not appealing
>bethebest.png
>go to university instead
>get great job 60k gbp, wife, kid

I CAME SO CLOSE TO FUCKING UP
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>>36479337
>>36479374
So they aren't even shooting at each others? We did those with live ammunition and casually had to shoot over our pair's covers and stuff like that.
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>>36479419
Youre the kind of person whose midlife crisis revolves around joining the reserves or getting a motorbike.
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>>36479419
Sounds like you were too much of a little bitch boy to handle it.
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>>36479487
> we shot at each other with live ammunition

What meme army do you belong to?
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>>36479555
This. Probably one of those 'shock of capture' lads who you can hear quietly sobbing after being told they have to wait til morning to get the train home.
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>>36479563
Not at each others but but over each others at targets duh
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>>36479604
I gathered, im just messing with you fella.
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>>36478964
(((CERTAIN GROUPS OF PEOPLE))) ARE PUTTING SHIT IN OUR FOOD AND WATER SUPPLY IF THIS ISN'T GOD DAMN PROOF I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS.
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>>36479555
>>36479549
>>36479574

Enjoy serving me a beer from behind the bar when you get out. If your really lucky you might be on the door.
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>>36479694
Most of the blokes i know who have left are either doing very well on the circuit, own their own security firm or are mid level managers at various defence related companies...enjoy being a on the regional sales desk for a company selling boxes though lad.
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>>36479694
>mfw I own the bar and I get payed more then you.
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>>36479797
Shh, he doesnt know that he would have more disposable income if he was in the army than a £60k a year wagecuck with mortgage, ball and chain and sprogs burning a hole in his pocket
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>>36474396
Contributions from my country: This is our minister of defense.

>Spending money on stupid and dangerous quotas for sjw points, while our planes are falling apart, no money for ammo, no boots, uniform shortage.
>CANADA ARMED FORCES

JUST
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>>36475060
Dropped.
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>>36479907
> aryan jawline
> fake boobs
> shitty hair

The state of Germany..
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>>36478160
Same Commander in Chief???
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>>36479694
Not sure about the bongistani military and the benefits it offers service men but a number of my friends from high school who went into the army went to college after their DD214s (discharge papers) and seem to be in well paying professions now.
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>>36479958
The Queen is the Commander in Chief of a bunch of nations, I dont think she personally appoints each staff position lad.
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>>36479943
lad, you chose the wrong one.
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>>36480015
When you cant even tell which one is the tranny...might as well pop smoke
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>>36479797
"payed" Okay. It's PAID. payed is to do with sealing decks you fucking imbecile.
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>>36480005
She doesn't do it cauz she's a kike puppet who doesn't give a fuck about her army/subjects.
But on paper she can do it. Otherwise they wouldn't call their ships "HMS" for exemple.
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>>36480154
The correcting grammar approach is a really shitty attempt at saving face.
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>>36480176
Of course she CAN do it, but doesnt, not because of DA JOOS, but because of the sheer amount of positions and postings even within the higher echelons of PJHQ and the MoD. Shes a busy lady. Those corgies wont walk themselves yknow. Also the royal family is always non political, and they have loads of history of service within the British forces.
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>>36480191
It's spelling, not grammar.
More so, i haven't said anything in this thread except to correct you, because trying to talk down to whoever while being so dumb you can't spell paid, is making me ree
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>Terrorism is an act of violence meant to further a political or ideological goal.
>Every time a muslim blows up, we get "experts" on tv telling how all of society should bend over for muslims and treat then with extra respect
>No comedian will ever make fun of muslims
>Muslims receive no backlash, political or otherwise from terrorist acts

I'm telling you guys, terrorism works. It just fucking works.
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>>36480247
Im not even the same guy, relax fella
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>>36480214
Just becaue they agree with everything that is happening doesn't mean they are non political. Must have been fun watching her subjects getting swarmed by apes in rhodesia.
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>>36480285
I never said they agree with everything, they are fairly well known to be quite conservative, but their whole standing is based upon not getting involved and picking sides. They still follow the upper class methodology from the early 1900s, i.e one son deals with family business, one becomes an officer, one becomes some form of clergy, or in the royals case does all the charity and outreach shit.
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>>36480260
In that case, counter-terrorism should be terrorizing the opposing nation or ideology.
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>>36474878
>The saddest Ryan Gosling ever seen
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>>36474396
Can we just take a step back and realize how ridiculous Recruitment Ads focusing on anything other than "Why we have to risk our lives to uphold our ideals" is?
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>>36474396
>wont appeal to new recruits
they did that before?
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>>36481360
they should just focus on the cool shit you get to use
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>>36477775
>twitter for his tarantula
Link?
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>>36481417
>>36477775
Also who's spreadsheet Phil?
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>>36481397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qtAnL3tB5A
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>>36481397
It should be a little bit of both.
>Uphold freedom across the world.
>pic related pops up on screen
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>>36474632
hit the home run on bait-posting right here
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>>36476023
He wishes he could join the US military.
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>However, Sir Nick said the traditional recruit had been young, white men, aged from 16-25, but demographic changes meant there were now "not as many of those around as there once were".
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>>36482318
why remain alive?
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This thread belongs to /pol/
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>>36478225
Until he becomes "radicalized" and takes out a squad.
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>>36474396
>yeah lets ignore all the people who might actually want to join the army and focus on minority groups
The core of potential recruits has always been straight white males; focus on getting them onside and you might actually get recruits.
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>>36481360
'uphold our ideals' rings pretty hollow after the last 15 years of middle east shitshowry. it sounds too much like 'go and die in america's wars'
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>>36477192
mfw christfags think they are superior to mudslime
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>>36480285
>Must have been fun watching her subjects getting swarmed by apes in rhodesia.
The ones that declared independence from the UK 5 years before? When you fuck off like that you are declaring you want to go it alone, for good and bad.
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>>36483273
You really don't understand what happened in Rhodesia, do you?
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>>36483294
Yes, my wife is from Zim and her parents still own a farm out there. I have had a few threads here about the situation out there but they always turn to shit full of meme slinging morons.
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The army is a voluntary prison service.
You essentially get paid to take yourelf out of society and its still cheaper than sending you to a regular prison which is most of you would have ended up after you raped some teenager or killed some guy in a bar with a glass out here in the real world.

Your country thanks you for recongising you dont fit in and applauds your forward thinking in removing yourself from our regular working population.
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>>36479994
In my personal experience this has not been the case for people who left the British army.

One works HGV
One still unemployed after years
One stacks shelves

I think the best you can do is security/police but I consider those shit tier jobs.
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>>36483486
Did those people do the minimum then get out? Nowadays you need a fair few courses and qualifications to make SNCO, in some of the technical trades you can even get a degree if you apply yourself.
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>tfw they send literal inmates to patrol the streets
>pic related
Oy veyy purely coincidental
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>>36483731
I have a feeling these two lads were specifically assigned to guide the oy vey street.
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>>36474878
Someone make a "my feet hurt, fucking Anna" edit
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>>36483744
Well, yes? Jews are at elevated risk of terror attacks, so when you park soldiers around town to guard against terrorists, synagogues and similar would be quite high on your priority list.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypercacher_Kosher_Supermarket_siege
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>>36482967
well. joke aside,
it is better to build a arabic language speaking soldier from ground up for 3 to 4 years.

then to hire some local translator for the promising of "bring their family to USA/ uk

or maybe the "radical dude " is deep slept cell agent....who knows. i guess that is when psychology test come in.
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>>36483763
I wasn't critisising, it is logical, when we consider the new Europeans' view of the jooz
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>>36483875
The left really need to make up their fucking minds, they cannot support the gays, jews and muslims at the same time.
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>>36483899
They can and they will, until it kills them.
I thought I could do my part with changing that, but at this point, I'm just content with watching it all burn.
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>The absolute fucking state of Britbongistan
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OI'M A NIGGA AND OI FOIGHT FOR MOIY KWAN
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That's aussie navy, m8
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>>36484156
>I thought it was a joke
>google
>it's real
Wow. Real culture center. I guess visiting Europe was THAT high on the list...
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>>36475685
>>36478076

the coast guard has had gender integrated boot for a long time now. they also have a 1 in 5 boot camp drop rate from the service




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