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>be me
>in room
>sister walks in
>currently learning how to tie shemagh while listening to music
>this was on when she came in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXlmTWASM0E&list=PLgX5_oymjEAOR_ndtt3U559vipzAw34v2&index=20
>stares at me for a few seconds
>leaves
>mfw

Welp, there goes my opsec. Anyone else fucked up recently?
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>>38818146
Ah sisters. One time I had my K98 out in my room and my sister ran in and locked the door during an argument. She wanted to pour water on the gun. A fit of autistic rage overwhelmed me and I bashed the door with my foot, barreling in with my finger out saying don't fucking touch my gun.

Then my dad got home and my ass got kicked cause I was 15 and my dad made me work to replace the door. We still joke about it 10 years later. God I miss that K98.
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Be me
>16 year old
>have step sister shes 12
>sitting in room relaxin
>half sister comes in
>she sees pic related
>got it at an airshit place because gun was shit and knife is one hit kill so i would just run around with it actually got a few "kills"
>oooo anon can i have this
>no
>she grabs it
>i start grabbing it too
>its facing up and im directly in front of it
>she finally lets go
>it goes streight up into my eye
>ohfuckmyeyeeyeyeye.wave
>yell "fucking shit"
>its hot out.
>windows open
>patio next to my room
>grandma and grandpa are visiting from north carolina
>grandma hears me
>dont swear infront of baboshka
>open eyes
>one eye is lookong straight
>the other about 10 degrees up
>everything looks crooked
>fuck...
>go outside
>everyone all quiet
>dad says, what happened
>say got stabbed inna eye
>ANON ARE YOU OKAY, YOU NEED TO GO TO HOPSTIPAL?!??!
>no. sit down and have a beer.
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>>38818512
Lel, that's either the most Russian or most redneck thing I've heard in a while.
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>>38818188
What happened to the k98 anon
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>>38819713
Dad took it, after he caught me being "indecent" with it
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>>38819731
OwO
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>>38819731
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>>38819731
Based
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>>38819731
amazing anon. how old where you when he took her away?
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>>38819731
>he caught me being "indecent" with it
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>>38820003
>Her

Don’t just assume the weapon’s gender anon
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>>38820043
all firearms default gender is female.
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>>38820059
Bigot, my Sks identifies as a hind
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>>38819731
Op we’re waiting for you to deliver
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>>38819731
Thats not me you fucking faggot. End yourself.
>>38819713
>>38819748
>>38819960
>>38819964
>>38820003
>>38820004
>>38820261
Sold it. God you autists are pathetic.
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>>38820306
kek
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>>38820306
liar.
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>>38820306
For the love of Christ, how am I supposed to masterbate to this now?
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>>38820416
determination
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>>38820707
so you play undertale too? :3
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>>38820366
Try me.
>>38820416
Imagination?
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>>38820848
>Select area with (You)
>Paint in with background color

Git gud fgt.
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>>38820848
cringed
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>>38818146
No, since I only listen to autistic music in the car like every other sane human being.

Your sister sounds like a cunt, and you sound like a poorfag who can't afford his own place.
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>>38821885
>dude just get your own place as soon as you turn 18
Turn on the tv sometime grandpa
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>>38822240
18 year olds should not be allowed to vote, drink or own guns. They're too retarded.
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>>38820306
nice try oh ye proxytard
post bp
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Yo that's a great song
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Not recent, but from a while back.

>at job
>job is hiring new guys
>new guy shows up for interview, older dude, wearing hunting camo
>must be a cool guy
>we start talking about a loading dock
>loading dock door is too small
>boss jokes about knocking out some of the concrete to make it bigger
>boss knows about my autism, new guy obvs doesnt
>start talking about using explosives to do it
>discuss shaped charges and homemade detonators
>i'm infodumping about improvised explosives while wearing a serbian milsurp jacket and 5.11 pants
>realize how sketchy this must seem to the new guy, i shut up
>damageisalreadydone.jpg
>guy says "yeah I dont think this job is for me"
>mfw I scared off a new hire with my /k/ autism
>mfw everyone brings it up at lunch
>mfw everyone convinced I'm a terrorist even though I just had too much time on the internet as a teenager and at one time wanted to be a demolitions engineer
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>>38818146
>just finished 5k practice
>cool down walk
>start thinking about pistol tactics class I took a while back
>go through motions of firing, removing magazine and reloading down the sidewalk
>notice what I've just done
>can't tell if anyone saw me so I just broke into a jog and went home




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