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ITT: we share stories about normie being dumb about firearms
i'll start
>DON'T CLEAN THAT SHOTGUN, THATS ONLY GONNA LOWER IT'S VALUE
said by my father when he saw me polishing the wood forniture of a shotgun i got for less than 100$
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>>39127761
>me: check out this XDm i got for super cheap (holding it sideways, barrel up with trigger discipline)
>Gfs dad looking terrified: n-nice pistol anon
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More ammo please
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>>39127761
>work security
>have new CZ75B
>"Look at my new CZ, guys!"
>a week later, boss emails me about my "Sig Sauer" and how he doesnt like them because they're "unreliable and look bad"
>i literally reply back "u wot m8"
>next day he comes into the ready room and asks to see it
>the gun literally says CZ-75 on it
>"yea, we cant have Sigs in our company. They're a bad gun and we could be held liable if it fires on it's own or blows up"
>i just stare at him
>everyone is looking at each other dazed and confused
>its literally stamped on the gun "CZ" and he's blabbering about sigs
>i just say "o-ok sir"
>quite 3 weeks later for other reasons

Fucking normies and their shit, bro
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>>39127761
more ammo please

>have 91/30 i love and cherish
>will never sell her
>her finish is flaking off and shes scratched up, no longer weatherproof
>refinish her properly with a good shellac coating like ivan intended
>at work, buncha old guys talking about guns
>show them my before and after pictures of nugget refinishing
>old fudd gets angry
>"YOU DESTROYED THE VALUE!!!"
>"NOW YOU CANT RESELL IT"
>im never selling my nugget you old fart
>the stock was going to fall apart
>when i reach the point where my nuggets bore is completely shot out I'm paying the tax stamp and turning her into an obrez, handing that shit down to my future great grandchildren for fucks sake
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>be me, autism machine with no off switch
>my one irl friend drags me along to theatre with his normalfag friends because he thinks it'd be funny to see their reactions
>"so anon what do you do"
>"I really like collecting guns"
>"haha...."
>later topic gets brought up again
>mention AR
>fat roastie turns to my friend
>sincerely says "do I need to be worried about him?!"
>leave as I will not be disrespected by an antigun landwhale
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>>39127761
more ammo please

man i want all the ammo in the world
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>>39127761
More ammo please.

Oh wait law means I can only have 500 rounds maximum.
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>>39127761
more ammo please.
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>>39127761
Me step mum
>"I've never shot a gun"
>"oh I've used a shotgun but that's not a gun gun"

That's all I have, more ammo please.
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>>39127988
>"no I don't hunt whales"
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>>39127761
More ammo please.
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>>39127761
more ammo please
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>>39127971
Nice, it's a beautiful thing to love a gun as much as you do.
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>>39127988
Don't worry about it. I'm certain EVERYBODY there thinks she's a cunt for that passive aggressive remark.
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>>39127958
.... How the fuck did your ex boss confuse Czs and Sig's...

How the fuck did your boss confuse Sig's with Glocks?
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>>39127988
>you should worry about diabetes
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>Take SR-25 and custom KAC-fuxxored M4 with Mini4 suppressor shooting
>Hillbilly at DNR range comes over
>taps shoulder
>"Aint them illegal?"
>I look at him
>"Yes, very"
>continue shooting
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>>39128117
>>39128962
my sides are in orbit, made me come up with another one:
"my harpoon gun's the one you have to worry about"

>>39128210
pretty sure everyone else genuinely thought i was a psychopath as well (besides my friend). they were dumb college libtards
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>>39127988
I personally love arguing about guns with people, but especially assault weapon laws. It's one of the few subjects I know back to front and can argue objectively about how retarded they are.
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>>39129005
>pretty sure everyone else genuinely thought i was a psychopath as well (besides my friend). they were dumb college libtards
Then fuck em. Don't feel bad. Their respect isn't worth shit. This quote helps me when I feel like I've spilled my spaghetti: "those who mind don't matter. And those who matter don't mind".
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>>39128102
Nobody buys in bulk in your country?
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>>39127761
More Ammo Please
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>>39128992
Good lad
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Feels good living in the Midwest where no one cares if you have guns, even most liberals.
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>>39127761
>be me in liberal town
>unloading rifle cases from truck
>pelicancasemasterrace.doc
>hipsterman walks by
>"Hey man I love those cases for my guitars! What kind do you play?"
>I don't
>"What's in them then?"
>Rifles
>"Why do you have guns in guitar cases?"
I told him the pelican cases weren't only guitar cases, also how one gets a guitar in a pelican case I will never know.
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>>39129085
Pelican literally calls them rifle cases on their site. How can people be so dumb?
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>take my model 10 to the range
>walk down to shotgun pit
>Elmer has his single shot Turkey gun
>sees my model 10 after I pull it out of th case
>”dang young buck where’d you pick up that buete?”
>Tell him I bought it from a guard that retired from the TN state prison who bought it after they upgraded to Ithaca’s
>you know that’s illegal? You can’t own police guns
>”okay call the cops, I don’t care”
>he walks off, 30 mins later a cop taps me on the shoulder while I’m shootign
>”we were told you have an ‘illegal gun’”
>tell same story of muh scatter gat
>he thinks it’s cool, I let him shoot it, he calls his “backup” that were sitting at the office down to show them, I let them shoot it
>finish up, wave at the old fudd on my way out
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More ammo please
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>>39127761
>DON'T CLEAN THAT SHOTGUN, THATS ONLY GONNA LOWER IT'S VALUE
Who the fuck actually says that. That's like saying cleaning your guitar or car will decrease it's value.

>More ammo please
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>>39129132
>Everyone clapped
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>>39127761
More ammo please
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>shooting at the town aggregate quarry
>me, two best friends (18-19y.o.) one of their younger brothers, and young bros friend, "goofy ben"
>goofy ben has a ruger 9mm
>brags about his friend who makes his own ammo
>shows us 5 cartridges with the bullets LITERALLY GLUED INTO THE SHELLS
>loads one up
>i take 5 steps back
>click
>dumps it, loads another
>click
>many keks had at red-faced autist
>G.B. loads a mag of storebought ammo
>takes two shots at gallon jug 15 feet away, whiffs both
>sees a dragonfly zooming by, proceeds to mag dump at the fucking thing spinning almost the full 180° back towards us
>my friend storms him
>grabs gun
>hurls that fucking thing into the woods down an embankment
>goofy fucker spends the next 45 minutes bushwhacking looking for it while we continue plinking
>few weeks later he's pulled over by cops with his gun and a full handle of rum
>the laws at the time dictated it was illegally "concealed" inside it's case
>gun is taken, underage possession, whole nine yards, drivers license suspended, truck towed away
>looks like we won't be hanging with goofy ben for a while
>such loss
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>>39128992
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>>39129085
>also how one gets a guitar in a pelican case I will never know.
Probably plays ukulele ironically
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>>39129062
That will change. Every purple state thinks its libs are different than the rest, but when the cali/NY hordes show up, they'll fall right in line with the demsocs and gun grabbers.
t. washington
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>>39129194

kek

more ammo please
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>>39127761
more ammo please
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>>39129159
Patina on old guns is a thing. We're talking ww1 old though
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>>39129222
forgot to mention the homemade rounds were rough, solid lead slugs resembling a solo cup. I'll never forget that goofy fucker for almost killing one of us that day. We could hear him crying down the hill when we were reloading.
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>>39129232
Too often it just means
>i'm too lazy to keep my gun from rusting so i'll use it a selling point
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>>39129254
I agree. People buy it though.
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>>39129232
It was a Winchester model 12, but its from 1964 according to the father of the guy who I bought it from
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>>39127761
>Don't wash your car, it's only gonna decrease the value
Boy, your father....
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>>39129302
Lol I told him something similar
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>>39127958
>"It's not a Sig it's a CZ."
O wow look I fixed it.

Fuckin autists...
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>>39129298
Ugh. Yeah. No point in not cleaning it.
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>>39127761
more ammo please
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>be me two years ago
>at Big 5 doing a transfer
>traded a mis match Austro-Hungarian M95 Carbine and a Shitty Yugo SKS for a Winchester 94
>talking to a guy behind the gun counter about ARs
>another random customer walks up and starts chiming in
>says "Yeah when I was in the Army our M16s were in .30-30, Those Iraqis hated em!"
>I internaly scream and ask ".30-30? But ARs are in .223?!"
>he goes "Nah homes they are in .30-30"

I still have autism attacks over this
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>>39129062
You are a naive idiot if you think this is the status quo for long. Soon parties will have completed their downward pressure party reforms and even local dems will be calling for AWBs and white displacement.

This is why a lot of people foresee violence in our country, this won't end well even if it does not end in violence.
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>>39129313
Not only that, the firing pin was snapped, the ejection clip thingy was all bend up, you can only load 2 rounds on the tube because it has a dent and the space between the body and barrel were clogged with hardened cosmoline
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>>39128110
Is there anything wrong with that, though?
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>>39129342
>shotGUN
>not a gun
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>>39129335
Do you think he was a retarded POG or a stolen valor?
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>Shooting K31 at local range
>Is that Japanese?

>Another time shooting next to a guy and his friend shooting an M1 garand
>*ping* When Germans heard the ping they would jump up and shoot GIs while they were reloading!

Ended up talking to the first guy for a while he was pretty cool. I almost burst out laughing at the second group because it is undoubtedly the dumbest fuddlore of all time IMO. Yeah the krauts would hear the ping over a firefight with hundreds of gunshots, and they would all zero in on the ping an jump up to shoot at one guy because if one GI is reloading that means the rest definitely couldn't return fire.
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>>39129347
I'm sure she didn't mean it literally, She was just trying to be humble.
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>>39129356
Lol i have something remotely similar
>atta range
>buddy has mosin, M1 garand, M1 carbine, K98
>i have AR and 92a1
>hillbillys show up
>they had a pump shotgun or something or other
>we talk a bit
>one of them points to the mosin nagant
>”man is that an M1 garand? Thats my favorite gun.”
>with a fucking garand literally sitting next to it
>friend and i kinda look at each other and wot
>he corrects him “no thats a mosin nagant, this right here is a garand.”
>about a year later buddy is kill
>rip jihad
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>>39127786
This, I can't blame the uninitiated being excited about getting into guns, but I cannot understand for the life of me why so many people get xdms and are way more proud of it than getting say a glock
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>>39127761
>in class
>discussing horror movies
>I say something like "this is america, in real life the monster/serial killer would eventually just get killed by someone who keeps a gun in their car"
>everyone nods, some people mention what they would use to hunt a monster
>even most of the women
Trade school is nice sometimes.
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Heard this little gem the other day
>the .308 was chosen for the military’s sniper rifle because it’s the most accurate around
Said as he’s picking up a Remington 783
>it’ll kill them ragheads 3 miles away, ain’t that right son?
>oh shit he’s talking to me
>uhh, it’s an ok round and is pretty much a short action .30-06, but to say that it’s the most accurate isn’t right. Ballistically speaking, it’s coefficient is mediocre and sectional density is nothing to get excited over. If you’re wanting 1,000 yard accuracy, sure the .308 will get you there, but I think you’ll be better off with a 6.5 Creedmoor for popping targets.
>and three miles is rediculous for a .308. Most people can’t even shoot that and your average scope needs a booster to come close to three miles if you’re throwing something meant to reach out far. You’re looking at .375 Cheytac or .408 Cheytac to even come close.
He walked away assblasted without even buying a rifle.
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>>39129452
u sur showed him
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>>39127761
>iraqshill1488 meme
shameful
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>>39129452
dude you're so cool can I be you?
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>>39129452
XD LOL pwned!!!1
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>>39129452
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>>39129499
the fuck is that
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>>39129506
It's Musterd.
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>>39129408

> I cannot understand for the life of me why so many people get xdms and are way more proud of it than getting say a glock

>a glock

because they didn't buy a shitty grenade.
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>>39127761
more ammo please
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>>39129517
>because they didn't buy a shitty grenade.
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>>39129408
Because at least they arent the equivalent of a “basic white bitch” but for guns
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>>39129085
there are travel guitar cases that look a lot like pelican cases. i forget what the brand name is
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>>39129408
Probably because there's alot of baseless hate for the XDm when the actual hate should be directed at Springfield Armory themselves. An XDm is equal but different to a Glock.
I got one for cheaper than a Glock and i like the fiber optic 3 dot sights better than the field goal dot sights of a glock. That's why I'm fond of it
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>>39128992
>Hillbillies caring about ATF cuckery and not guarding their moonshine stills with sawn-off shotguns

What the fuck happened to the world
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>>39129036
based Dr. Seuss.
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>>39129702
not even a full week since this meme took off and I'm fucking sick of it already
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>>39129707
Probably wasn't a hillbillly. Also we don't cut down perfectly fine shotguns, only a fool would do that I reckon.
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>>39127761
More ammo please
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>>39127761
Let a friend look at some of my guns here or there
>"Is this legal?"
>"Is this licensed and registered?"
>Dry fires the gun
>"Is that it?"
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Lol mods disappearing NPC posts.
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>>39129473
>>39129483
>>39129491
>>39129499
In hindsight, I did kind of sperg out on him...
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>>39129840
Nah you did the right thing. When people say dumb or incorrect shit they should be corrected or they'll never learn and they'll convince other people of their dumb and incorrect shit.
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>at local range with gf at the time, having her shoot all my milsurps cause she likes the recoil
>show her how to load and operate my garand
>wants me to shoot it first
>fire 8 rounds, clip pops out and I get a tap on my shoulder
>some guy who's at least 60 concernedly says "hey man, something fell off your rifle"
>pic related
>told gf that guy's a dumbass, he heard me and left the range shortly after
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>>39129936
lol he was trolling you
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>>39129840
>>39129847
You belong here
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>>39129936
The fuck is wrong with you? that was a joke. You should give me your gfs number she'll be much happier with me.
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>>39129957
>>39129992
>jokes on them, I was only pretending to be retarded
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>>39129311
>correcting boomer normies
You just insulted him and told him all of his 45+ years of experience are useless.

You cant argue with boomers. Not accepting their BS as fact immediately is an offense to everything they see themselves as.
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>>39129707
Christian GOP bootlickers
And Im saying that as someone who isnt antitheist or left wing
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>>39129062
Illinois is gonna be the first to go pal. Wisconsin is next, the last is gonna be Indiana but when Indiana falls everyone is gonna lose their shit, mark my words
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>>39127761
more ammo please
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>>39130034
>Christian GOP bootlickers

Same cunts who supported NFA of 1968
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>>39129477
come on anon, they arent that bad. gotta make money somehow
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>>39129731
missed it, what was it
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>>39130000
Have you met an old man? Thats their humor.
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>>39128117
smoked, she wouldn't be able to recover
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>>39129936
holy fuck. he was just trying to be nice and funny. youre the biggest cunt ever.
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>>39130082
GCA, not NFA
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>>39130110
This one
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>>39130127
faggot janny keeps deleting them
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>>39127761
more ammo please
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>>39127761
more ammo please
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>>39130140
I kno its hilarious. The more they delete it the more interest it garners.
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>>39130119
Yes, I apparently need more coffee.
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>>39129062
First, the CA and NY libs will raise your living costs, and then they will take your guns.
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>be talking with vet buddy about guns
>his dad recently passed away, was kind of based for a boomer, owned an AR, 270, couple of pistols including a flawless P89 DC.
>"oh, we sold the AR a few years ago"
Why the fuck would you do that?
>"Well you know, those rifles are only good for killing"

So exactly what the fuck makes a difference between that and a 270?
You can shoot targets with both
You can shoot animals with both
You can defend your house with... actually that advantage goes to the AR
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>>39130193
This. Californian emigrants are like, "hey, California is expensive and shitty. Let's move to X state and then turn it into California."

And I'm saying that as a fellow calicuck.
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>>39127761
More ammo please
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>>39130082
>>39130034
My step father in law is one of these. He’s honestly even worse than a liberal to have a discussion/debate with. He has his CCW but doesn’t carry, he says that God will protect him. When I asked him why he got it he said that it was to fight gun control/show the government how many armed individuals there are. He cane over to a bbq/party at my place when my family and I were all shooting, ARs, AKs, pistols, shotguns for clays. I asked him he wanted to shoot any of them. He says something about not wanting to shoot something he thinks should be banned. Ask him about it later, he’s all for an AWB, universal background checks, waiting periods etc. when I asked him about the reason he said he got his CCW he said “well yeah, but they aren’t banning guns, just keeping weapons of war off the street and guns out of the wrong people’s hands”. Don’t even get me started on this guy and the jews and Israel, he donates around 2k a year to some Jewish charity, but didn’t contribute to our college savings fund on our sons first birthday because he said that our son needs to earn it.
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>>39129352
Is there a difference?
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>>39130249
please tell me this is fake
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>>39130249
I didn't need my blood pressure to rise this much today.
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>>39130249
Holy shit dude. Hes a walking meme
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>>39130249
Your dad is literally a boomer
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>>39130249
Your wife's son is your responsibility
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>>39130082
Exactly.
2nd ammendment is hunters rights to them

We are extremists thatll likely be characterized by them as left wing due to an antigovernment/wary of government position and theyre all still living circa 1965-1977
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>>39129217
>>39129338
>>39130193
Jokes on you boys, my state's so shit that coasties won't ever wanna even look at its dog ass.
>t. Kansan
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>>39130171
This is the one situation where I support them deleting a meme.
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>>39130051
Fuck yea 260

Hoosier.
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>>39130717
that'll hold them off until they think they control the whole federal govmnt again
trust me, they are coming for your guns too
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>>39129338
Go back to poll
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>>39130304
>>39130319
>>39130391
>>39130527
>>39130601
I wish I was kidding about him. I have to see him about weekly/every other week because both our families live in the same small town and it takes all my energy not to rage the fuck out. I’ve had to tell him a few times when he was at my house to stfu or gtfo. He didn’t try to argue me on that, I think only cause his “Christian values” what with I’m lord of the house and all. To get through to this guy you have to tie anything to the Bible. I’m a practicing orthodox Christian so it isn’t that hard for me. He got real pissed the one time I quoted a bunch of negative shit from the Bible about the jews and being the synogauge of satan when he first brought up the jew charity he gives shekels to. That’s a whole other story though. Here’s one showing just how retarded he is when it comes to guns:
>first week our son is home after being born
>already done a bunch of baby proofing
>I mention we still have a fair bit of stuff to do
>he points out this civil war Springfield muzzle loader wall hanger
>like that anon?
>no, that thing is busted, no way anyone’s firing that
>well, kids are smart, can never be to careful
Mind you it’s mounted above a fireplace 8 feet from the floor.
>fast forward two years to a week or so ago
>they’re over for dinner
>brings up needing to take that gun down, you’re boy is smart and curious as heck too
>tell him there’s no way a two year old can get to it, let alone get the thing down, pour powder down the barrel, ram a ball home, get a percussion cap on it and fire it
>kids are smart though anon
>well if you can load it and fire it I’ll put it away
>well I don’t have time to figure that out
This shit went on for another five minutes until I told him to kindly stfu or gtfo.
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>>39127761
More ammo please
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>>39131769
>>kids are smart though anon
>>well if you can load it and fire it I’ll put it away
>>well I don’t have time to figure that out
jesus fuck I want to punch this man even though I dont know him
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>>39131876
I know him, you know him, we've all met him before.
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>>39129352
I'd guess he spotted OP as a retarded sheep dawg the moment he walked in and was fucking with him.
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>>39129335
what rifle is that? bubba'd krag?
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>>39127958
He's right about Sig though
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>>39129707
I use mine to kill snek that gets too close to the homestead

14 inch long barrel, unregistered. Boot lickers get out
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>Glocks are the only pistol you need because they are so simple and reliable

t. my dad
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>>39131965
no shoot on snek >:c
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>>39131965
Snake? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!
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>>39127761
more ammo please
also
>I am very pro 2A, but you don't NEED a 30 round magazine, 10 is good
motherfucker I don't give a shit about giving the guy a fair chance if he's breaking into my house to raep my furniture
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>>39131965
Enjoy your rat infesting you retard.
Guarantee you're one of the apes who shoots any snake and claims that it was some hyper-venomous turborattle snake
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>Finally purchase a Kar98k
>dad sees in when visiting
>”How much did that cost you?”
>$780 after some negotiating
>”But it’s almost 80 years old”
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>>39132049
>turborattle snake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsF51hFnOYw
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>>39132002
>>39132049
No you double nigger
Snakes are good
When they are near my chickens/goats they gotta be taken care of.

Sorry you’ve never been outside.
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>>39132138
>Sorry you’ve never been outside.
Maybe you should have mentioned livestock, you ass.
That obviously changes things
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>>39132088
t. no appreciation for history or aesthetics
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>>39128210
People like this run only with like minds, anon. They were in absolute agreement with her.
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>take normie friend shooting a few times
>"Anon, you gotta help me find a gun to buy. I want a nickel plated 1911."
>Tell him it would probably be at $800 for a decent one
>"Oh no, that's too expensive. Find a deal for me."
>keep in mind that he makes a lot more money than I do
>show him deals like $300 Makarovs or Turkshit
>"That's still too expensive."
>show him $500 LEO surplus Colt 6920
>"That's too expensive and too big. Where am I gonna put that? Be thankful you don't have student loans."
>proceeds to buy a new Corolla, $3k 70 inch OLED TV, two of every game console, a PS4 VR, multiple mobile phones, and a $5k Macbook
I get that people can have different hobbies, but don't tell me a $500 Colt or Mini-14 is too expensive when you will spend multiple times that amount on electronic shit that will be practically worthless in ten years. The last gun I bought was a $200 Zastava M57.
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>>39132253
>$5k macbook
Jesus I hate normies. Slap an apple sticker on anything and theyll pay thousands of dollars for it. Pic related would make a killing.
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>>39132222
quads of truth
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>>39127761
More ammo please
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>>39129664
Skb is the brand, fwiw
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>>39127761
>be me
>tough nigga in da hood
>some reporter bitch wanna innavyou me fo' some show and sheeit
>betta grab ma glawk ta show 'em how tough ah am
>intervyou done
>found out ma glawk ain't no glawk
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
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>>39132088
t. /k/ 10 years ago
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>>39127761
more ammo please
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My normie friend

>You will never use the trigger reset in a stressful situation. That’s why I slap the trigger
>Also you’ll never use your sights. That’s why I just point shoot.

>tfw I regret selling him my gen 4 19.
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>>39127761
more ammo please
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more ammo please
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>>39127761
More ammo please
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>>39129132
Possible clapping was involved possibly
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>>39129398
F
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>>39129506
Tasty is what it is
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>>39132304
OMG is that the new Apple Macbook riser stand?
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>>39129818
>comic sans
No wonder it was shot up
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>>39129936
You are straight rarded my friend
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>>39128102
How do you even enforce something like that?
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>>39132834
It's not about enforcement, it's all about adding extra charges when they catch you with something else.
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>years ago when ammo cost half what it does now
>up a logging road with friends and 10 of my guns, bump fire ak with 75 round drum
>while reloading notice 3 younger locals walking up from lower gravel pit
>makarov on belt, ready to gopnikerate
>"hey do you have autos?"
>I still can't fathom why you would walk up to 3 visibly armed people in the middle of nowhere and ask if they are breaking the law.
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>>39132868
They probably just wanted to have some fun. Shit, if i was innawoods and thought someone had a full auto illegally, id wanna shoot it too. Fuck the law nigga
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My dad and I go back and forth over concealed carry conditions and safeties on guns.
I carry a CZ P-01 hammer down and he carries a Springfield XD with a ported barrel.
>Dad: son, you’re gonna shoot your pecker off. You ain’t got no safeties on that gun and you’re carrying with a bullet in the tube
>Me: you’re not?
>naw. I don’t wanna run the risk of poking a hole in me. Heheh
>so why did you get a Springfield?
>for all the safeties
>but you’re not carrying with one in the pipe, so the safeties are just there for decoration. And that grip safety is more trouble than it’s worth. What happens if you get dirt or something and it binds it up? Now you can’t shoot
>well I’ll jist have ta run that risk
>so what’s wrong with having a 10 pound trigger pull when the trigger is completely protected?
>well, it could still go off
>the hammer has to come back for it to go of. That’s not how springs work.
>you never know when something could fail
>like a grip safety?
You get the idea.
Oh, yeah
>more ammo please
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>>39127761
more ammo please
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>>39129398
Maybe he did point at the M1 garand considering that the M1 was right next to the mosin and didn't bother to correct the record due to spaggeti/just didn't care enough.
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>>39132253
>$5000 macbook
Fucking normalfags
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>>39132906
same
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>>39130717
Anon, why is most of Kansas city not on Kansas?
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>>39130717
Can you settle something for me? If Kansas is pronounced how it is, why isn't Arkansas pronounced "R-kansas"? Sorry for unrelated post, have a free pupper
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>>39133691
English is basically the annoying kid who wants to play a board game but changes the rules on you every 5 minutes.
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>>39132088
Who is this?
a boomer?
but what about normies in general?
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>>39132142
Homestead kind of implies that anon.
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>>39127761
"more ammo please"
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>>39133716
Fair enough
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>>39130000
Are you only pretending to be autistic?
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>>39133602
No, he was pointing and looking at the mosin.
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>>39127761
God damn fucking boomers. They think everything increases in value
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>>39133691
It's a Native American word. I think alot of euros tend to get confused by American English geography because some of the words are just anglicized native American words.
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>>39127958
Wtf? I used a hi point when i did security. They gave me a look of disgust and said "ewww, hi point" while recording the serial number.
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>>39130171
what is it, jewish wojack?
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>>39129517
Nice cope XDfag
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This is story of me when I was way younger, I think I was 15 or 16
>be younger me
>starting to get into guns but still have a lot to learn
>dad brings me shooting with a couple of his friends
>have a fuck ton of fun
>shooting a 556 ar
>think grain is a measurement of gunpowder
>think because 556 is a fast boi it has a lot of grain
>continue to say shit like “man I bet that’s gotta bunch of grain in it”
>no one corrects me once
>so I just continue to say dumb shit
>was never corrected on this, ever
>not sure if they just had speget or if they think it’s funny
Still annoys me to this day
Pic related, pretty sure how they felt the entire time
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>>39133890
That's one of those things I'd look back on and cringe over 10 years later if it were me. Feel ya, man.
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Normie friend asking for advice on CCW purchase. Doesn't have a CHP license but can legally carry in his place of business.

>Hey anon I really like this Sig P238 they have down at the gun shop around the corner
>Me: Don't buy it Sig quality control has gone downhill and I've heard of a ton of problems with the 238.
>I dunno man the guy who owns the shop says he carries one every day and he loves it
>me: Again... Don't buy a 238. Even if it was a reliable piece, they're heavy, and they have to be carried cocked and locked. You're left handed! How are you gonna use the safety?
>Oh don't worry I'll just carry it without a round in the chamber
>me: Get a fuckin original LCP if you want a pocket gun and keep the fucker chambered
>Nah I really like the 238 I think I'm gonna buy that.

Honestly he owns quite a few guns, but he's on such a noguns level with every firearm he owns sitting unchambered and most not even having a magazine in them. I would have recommended the Glock 42 but I don't trust him with a striker fired pocket gun, plus he's always wearing basketball shorts and needs something really light. That's why I told him to get an LCP. He won't listen to me. It's like talking to a brick wall.
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>>39127971
That and also "muh history" fags.
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>>39133957
>ask for advice
>ignore literally all of it
>do what you wanted to do in the first place
I fucking hate that shit.
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>>39133925
reminds me of the time i was telling my ex's dad about my brothers .50 beowulf AR and he asked me how many grains the round was and spaget flew out of my pockets so i just googled it and handed him my phone
>MFW i also thought grains was the amount of gunpowder
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>>39133890
They probably thought you were referring to bullet weight and thus knew your shit. If anything they probably didn't say shit because they were intimidated by your knowledge of bullet weight (which is also measured in grains)
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>>39133994
He just wants it cause it looks cool. He probably won't even carry it.
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>>39134115
Oh, undoubtedly. That wouldn't make it less irritating to me.
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>>39134133
I sold him my PCR when I was broke a couple years ago and had one too many pistols for 425 with 4 mags. He's never shot it, and won't sell it back to me. Really pisses me off that it's just sitting there collecting dust when I could be finger fucking it and carrying it.
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>>39133957
Tbh people that ask for advice then ignore it are annoying as shit, but you were putting down a piece you have no experience with off of hearsay. 238/938 are solid pistols
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>>39127761
>Rich dude and his big titty GF walk into range
>He pulls out some .25 mouse gun
>Tries to shoot it
>Clearly has no idea what he's doing
>She doesn't want to be there
>Go back to sighting in my AR10
>Muzzle blast makes both of them jump 15 feet
>See instant wetness in her panties
>Hey, you wanna shoot this?
>She shoots a few rounds, obviously having a blast
>Let her run a couple mags
>Rich dude is visibly cucked
>Packs his shit and storms out

More ammo please
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>>39134166
They're less solid than an original LCP and do nothing better. They cost 3x as much, weigh more, have a thumb safety, and Sig can't manufacture anything these days without massive quality control issues.

I don't care if your 238 or 938 is solid. I don't care if your P320 or P365 is solid. I don't care if the slide on your P227 doesn't shear from the frame. The fact that it keeps happening, and is a common enough occurrence is enough to steer my friend away from purchasing one.

I wouldn't recommend a P10c, or anything else with quality control issues for that very reason. Sure 95% of people have no problems, but that ain't good enough for me. If my life depends on it I want something that has a track record of stone cold reliability. Now, all .380s are a little finicky just because they're under powered, but the LCP and more recent Glock 42's with the 3rd gen mags have proven to be quite reliable.
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>>39134245
And then the whole range clapped
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>>39133691
Arkansas comes from the French term, Kansas comes from the English term
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>Less solid than an LCP
I like LCP's and all, but I do think see how anyone could think that. They are loads more comfortable to handle and shoot They got some complaints early on for sure, and sig has definitely been guilty of letting the market beta test, but calling the 238/938 anything less than a good option is ignorant especially now. If you want a carry gun that's actually comfortable to shoot it's the way to go and the difference in weight is insignificant. I've carried a few other pistols in the past (including an LCP) and this is my favorite one. Also,
>ambi safety, my dude. Wrong handed is fine and so is carrying cocked and locked
This was the only picture of it I had available
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>inna gun show
>go to milsurp table
>lady selling there was genuinely nice and was extremely well versed in all of the firearms she had to sell
>see 1918+1920 dated luger
>all matching
>looks mint condition
>I ask here if I can inspect it because I want to buy it
>"certainly"
>it's really, really nice
>buy it
>some fuck comes up to me
>"What are you doing buy Nazi shit?!?"
>look at seller, she's as confused as I am
>tell them "None of your fucking buisness."
>they tell me that I sicken them and then walk away
>I thank the seller one last time and go home.
Was a good time
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>>39133691
The same reason carbine is pronounce car-been and not car-byne. English is an amalgamation of many languages. Thus why there's no rules that are set in stone. Take for instance pizza. By all accounts it should be pronounced piz-ah. You don't call it a peez dispenser. Illinois shouldn't have a silent s, but again it's a french word. That's what happens when you have a nation of European immigrants that all speak different languages.
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>>39134356
you could have shut them up by pointing out it was from the German Empire and the Wiemar Republic, and so by definition wouldn't be nazi
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>>39134356
How much did you get that luger for? I've always kind of wanted one but I'm not sure what to look for and at what price point.
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>>39134431
~$1650 if I recall correctly, not a deal or anything but I was okay with it (read: was desperate enough)
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>>39133890
OH FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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>>39134353
Not all of them are ambi. People worry too much about comfort in a carry gun. I never said cocked and locked wasn't fine, but for someone who doesn't even carry his pistol chambered he doesn't need a manual safety to worry about. My 42 weighs less than a 238 shoots softer than my full size 19. I paid 275 dollars for it on blue label. So keep justifying your 600 dollar micro 1911 that may or may not function reliably.
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>>39134428
Yeah there were definately more elegant ways to reply, but I basically said the first thing that came to mind.
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>>39129992
>over 60

High likelihood that the man was suffering dementia. many such cases.
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>>39132093
poor snek
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>>39130249
>33 AD
>”sell you cloak and buy a sword”
>2016+2
>Ye jebus pretects me
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>>39134466
>may or may not
Nope
>people over prioritize comfort in a carry piece
If it's comfortable and fun to shoot, you'll use it more and shoot consistently. You can't over prioritize familiarization
Also, what do you mean some of them are not ambi? Do they just wake up some mornings and decide to swap their production lines around?
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>>39127988
>turn to friend
>I would never turn an AR on your girl
>.223 has poor ballistics on large mammals and I'd need at least an elephant gun to drop this bitch
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Moar buwets pweez anons
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>>39132304
Supreme made a brick and sold it to dumb as fuck normies for $30 a piece.
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>>39127761
>bring friend to gun show
>knows next to nothing about guns but still has more than me because rich
>we happen upon some guys looking at a sub2000
>friend tells them he has one and says he loves it
>has shot it maybe once
>they ask questions about it
>he sorta dodges them or is really nonspecific, I try to correct him when he says dumb shit
>don't remember most of the questions but then they ask how accurate it is
>friend, never having fired it past maybe 15 yards and then only standing, says you could hit a dime at a hundred yards
>they look dumbstruck, I feel like a deer in the headlights because how the fuck do you follow that up
>manage to say "well its definitely not sub MOA but it'll generally hit what you're aiming at in close quarters
>walk away
>still call him a fucking retard at least a year later
more ammo please
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>happen to talk about guns
>normie leftist chimes in
"Guns kill people, anon"
>mfw
"Yea no shit, they'd be pretty useless if they didnt"
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>>39133994
They just want you to go “ahh shit cool bruh is that the gat from that COD/capeshit movie?” And validate their purchase.

They dont want actual advice. They want that one so it must be perfect.
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>>39129936
>be 66 year old 'nam vet
>like to go to the range and see what the shooters nowadays bring to plink with and make small talk and good natured jokes with them
>see a young awkward looking fellow with his girly
>notice that they're shooting an M1
>memories of growing up on the farm and shooting my pa's service rifle from world war 2 with him come flooding in
>such good memories
>want to try and start talking to this here fella and discuss his rifle
>wait for a good moment to jump in and intorduce myself
>he finished his 1st clip, time to hit him with the one my dad always used to tell me
>put on faux serious face
>"Hey there son, looks like something fell of your rifle!"
>he gives me the darndest look and is stuttering, doesn't say anything for 30 seconds then turns back to his friend
>disappointed, go back to my rifles
>hear him call me a dumbass
>get sad, go home

good job you faggot
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>>39135307
>thinks someone 3 generations removed from him is going to enjoy his own father's dad jokes

Who's the real autismo here?
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Some lady I was working for was talking about how her dorky, still living at home, 30 year old son was going deer hunting with an AR-15. She was like "he's going to blow the poor things in half with that thing". I explained to her that 5.56 is a very small round that for hunting purposes is often marketed as a varmint load and that some would consider it cruel to hunt an animal the size of a deer with a round that does so little damage.

I was at a gun show last year and a machine gun collector had his stuff on display, including a WWII British Vickers MG. Two dudes walked up and one gestures to the water jacket and says "what do you think that thing is for?" The other one says it must have something to do with capturing gasses. I tell them it's a water reservoir and that it's a water cooled machine gun. They both laugh heartily at me and think that I'm joking.
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>be me
>come home from uni for the weekend
>Uncle calls
>hey anon i heard youre in town, want to go to the range
>we arrive at the range
>uncle swings M1 carbine over his shoulder and we enter the building
>dumb looking lady in her 30s welcomes us
>"hey yall welcome, what is the largest caliber yall firing"
>my uncle has brought some hand guns so he tells her that the largest is .44 magnum
>dumb ass lady looks at us dumb founded
>"we dont allow magnum .223 rifles here"
>wut.jpg

this continues for some time until her coworker pulls up specs on the M1 carbine on his phone and shows her. It was the highest levels of autism that i had experienced all week
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>go to outdoor range
>no ROs, you sign a battery of disclaimers and then have to read the rules, which include things like "say a random number from 1 to 10 out loud" so they know you actually read them
>unpack brand new AK, start blasting away
>forgot my sight tool so I'm just burning ammo for the joy of it at the 15m lanes, getting a feel for the gun
>group of 6 richfag white guys roll up
>pic related
>employee comes out, apparently they'd scheduled a group thing
>gives them a half dozen guns, a shitload of ammo, and another safety briefing
>jesus, they must be rich, that's a lot of ammo and this place jews hard
>most of them don't know how to operate them
>guys in polo shirts and nice buttondowns getting frustrated at why the AR won't fire
>they don't know how the charging handle works
>show them how to operate the ARs and AKs
>help them safely clear jams because the range rentals are all beat to shit
>they have a grand time
>toss on my bipod
>a few of them get all excited every time I magdump, range only gave them 10 rounders
>chat with them a bit, it was a bachelor party
>pack up and leave after going through 300 rounds or so
>they're still having a grand old time and are operating their firearms properly and safely
Felt good. Remember /k/, you don't have to be a cynical asshole autist around nogunz normies.
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>>39127958
>so autistic he can't even correct his boss and avert the problem
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>>39135327
>He doesn't find dad jokes endearing, especially ones from the 1940s
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>you should trade one of your old bolt actions for an AR, bro.

All of my rifles are old Milsurp war rifles and worth more than said faggot's overpriced and excessively tacticool'd Daniel Defense abomination.

>You can't go hunting deer with .303, Anon. It isn't a powerful enough round.

Said my father in law who uses .30-30 on white tail.

>You know cops stopped using .40 because it's a shit round right? You should get a .45. Hell, your wife's 9 is more effective.

Says my Fudd buddy who open carries a 1911.

Of course, my personal favorite is always,
>why would you collect old guns? Do they even shoot anymore? They look like they were used in the civil war.
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>>39135622
I'm not saying I don't, but it's peak senility to spew a 50 year old joke at someone 40 years your junior and expect them to get it without any help.
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>>39129217
Pretty much this. Dems are fucking retarded and constantly vote for shit that makes their area unlivable. Naturally they don't learn anything from their actions so they just move and shit up another part of the country.

t. Also Washington

PS can any Vancouver anons recommend a shooting spot that isn't Larch Mountain?

>>39127761
More ammo please
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>>39130299
Feels bad
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>going hog hunting with girlfriend's dad and some family
>her normie cousin shows up with an AR-15
>doesn't understand why it's not the right gun to go hunting with
>"but the military uses it so it's the best"
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>>39135825
>but it's peak senility to spew a 50 year old joke at someone 40 years your junior and expect them to get it without any help.
He wasn't making a dated pop culture reference. Garand clips work the same way now as they did in the 1940s.
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>>39136098
>you can't recreationally slaughter pigs with an AR15

Calm down there, Elmer.
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>>39127958
"o-ok sir"
you make me sick, actually say something for yourself. if you can find the will to do that, you're life is going to be disappointing as fuck, please just ADVOCATE for yourself
Fuckin zoomers, man
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>>39136098
What are you even talking about? People hog hunt with AR’s all the time
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>>39131187
Go back to r/eddit, you communist faggot.
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>>39127761
more ammo please
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>>39130249
I fucking hate these protestant boomers, they aren't even real Christians. They're fucking us all over while giving us a bad name. This is why people think Christianity is a Jewish meme.

Make a post when your father dies so I can laugh.
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>>39133691
>>39133716
Arkansas is French you stupid nigger.
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>>39136335
That doesn't make him wrong, you abrasive faggot.
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>>39131187
>the truth is /pol/
these boogeymen posters are getting out of hand.
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>>39129398
Had a feeling when the guns were listed off. Miss you. F
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>>39129132
Wow you and the cop really became range buddies.
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>>39129311
>implying [those] kinds of people (fudds/boomers/vets/morons) wouldn’t just retort with
>yeah well similar design so still no
>still no cz either
>just git yerself a G17/19/22/23 durr
>don’t sass me, newfag. yer fired.
>cz are for hipster libtard soibois kek just kys faggot
>HEY BOY WHADAYAKNOW BOUT THIS GRIPZONE
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>be me
>tell people I collect guns over game chat
>mfw all of them then tell me how disturbing it is that I have murder devices
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>>39136098
You blow in from stupid town?
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>>39129062
>even liberals
Nope, they actually do care. They just don't want to mention it because, like gun owners being surrounded by anti-gunners, they know they'll be verbally attacked for their positions.

Just wait until there's enough of them together. Then you see what they really think.
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>>39133890

I have a similar story involving my younger sister

>taking younger sister to the gun shop/range to shoot pistols
>she's never held a gun before, is kind of a liberal in the way that every college girl is a liberal, because her friends are and muh gay marriage muh abortions
>I point out that I usually go one way to look at the used guns because that's where you find deals, and then gesture at the other wall and mention that that's basically all ARs, just kind of pointing stuff out to her
>at the top of her lungs, full of pride at having made a deduction, she belts out, "OH, THAT STANDS FOR ASSAULT RIFLE, RIGHT!?"
>the workers are staring
>laugh, correct her, and go shoot...asking her please to never say that again because it could set someone off on a rant
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>>39136706
>t. teenager who only owns ARs
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>>39129210
man if it didn't have the stupid text you could use it as a dunmer or a salamander
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>>39131187
>go back to /pol/
the leftist faggot's guide to things they don't like
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>>39134569
Not that guy but I CC a P238 (I fucking love it. Such a good shooter also, and really isn't heavy at all. Ergos are good too) and mine was not ambi. It must be that older ones were not ambi, and newer ones are. I didn't even know they made ambi ones, so that tells me they likely started making those in the last few years, as I got mine roughly 3 years ago.
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>>39131876
me too, i fucking hate boomer prots
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>>39131769
fellow orthobro here, it's the same all in the south, old fucking prots are killing Christianity with their "god wants the world to be a big gay interracial love orgy led by the jews" outlook
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>>39129335
>.223
Your almost as bad
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>>39136098
properly loaded .223 is fine for deer and boar
>shot placement nigga
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>>39131965
>>39132002
>>39132034
>>39132049
Look at his shotgun; it's Chinese. I bet he's just a trolling Canadian, they don't have barrel restrictions over there
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>>39131965
That looks exactly like a dominion arms outlaw. If it is then it being unregistered is no big deal they are only registered in quebec. Its 12" barrels
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>>39132253

Holy shit, this. My other huge frustration is with a buddy of mine that had no problem dropping 3k on a SCAR but scoffed at 1k for a pre-war Garand when I offered to help him find one. This nigger had the audacity to tell me he would never pay that much for "some old piece of shit" even after I pointed out similar models going for 2 to 3 times as much. Instead, he spent the money on a fully tacticool R700 and an ACOG to mount on it.

He constantly gives me shit because I won't spend thousands of dollars on meme rifles. Fuck, if he wasn't bro tier outside of guns and didn't let me shoot his I wouldn't associate with him.
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>when your second world army instructors jammer on about how .50cal causes "cellshock" making you die even if it just scratches you.


How can people working with guns all day be so fucking fud?
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>>39127761
more ammo please
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>>39129499
*squirts*

Time to grill some dogs and wash the boat.
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>>39130000
I can't believe I'm the first one to check these digits
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>>39127761
more ammo please
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>>39129194
And nothing of value was lost
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>>39136777
Trips of autism
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>go to /k/ meetup
>neckbeard brings m1a
>I bring my auto ak-47
>everyone shooting at range
>take out my ak-47 and start releasing lead down range at a rapid pace
>fatty m1a not getting the attention he wants, goes and shoots out of range at a neckbeards gf/sis feet
>everyone sees the faggot shout outside the range and tell him to leave
>refuses to leave because muh freedom to bare arms and muh freedom of speech
>call police to advocate his views
>debrief police upon arrival and get the daddy clinger arrested

/k/ is truly dedicated to manchildren who throw a fit when they don't get what they want.
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>>39129936
Im guessing you grew up in a "strong independent woman who don't need no man" household
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>>39132868
>be me
>10 yr old exploring the woods alone
>what could go wrong?
>hear gunshots, music, and laughter coming from the local quarry
>lets investigate
>its a bunch of guys from the local biker gang and their girls having a party
>one ends up seeing me and calls me over
>they let me shoot their guns
>old 1911, sawn off double barrel which flew outta my hands and everyone laughed, and a m1 carbine
>someone pulls out some type of explosive and proceeds to remove rock
>one of the bikers gives me a beer and lets me touch his old lady's titty
Shit was fucking cash. Happy I didn't get murdered.
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>>39129342
It means when they say ban guns she says yes because her dumb ass thinks that they wont be taken because they aren't guns guns.
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>>39133957
I have a friend who does this shit literally every fucking day. It got to the point where I just accepted the fact he was only looking for others to reinforce his decision because he was too scared to make it alone.
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>>39135572
Wholesome
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Help step-aunt (dad died mother remarried) who was Iraq vet move. Before we go to dinner she shows me her revolver/home defense gun. Unloads it beforehand, trigger discipline.

Her brother, step-father and judge, is excited and wants to hold it.

No barrel discipline, no trigger discipline.

Her face and my face.

Not his fault since he's gun ignorant but it's a remarkable lesson in how important it is to check and unload your gun before showing it to a normie.
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>>39132253
That's my dad. Will spend 3000$ on a new PC with VR stuff, but always acts shocked if I tell him how much some of my guns cost (and I'm a poorfag whose most expensive gat is 800$ + an optic).

It's like, yeah, I know, guns and ammo and range memberships and all that can be expensive. But come on.
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>>39127958
You're a spineless autist.
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>be
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>>39132581
It's one of the 3 most generic and common guns on the market, why regret selling it?
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>>39136777
wait. isn't it kinda more accurate to say .223 now?

i thought western forces expended all their stocks of legit 5.56 in the opening of gulf war 2 and now they have to buy all the .223 and attempt to convert it to semi-proper 5.56?
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>>39129936
You nigger
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>>39137010
This kind of shit is why I'm weary as fuck about going to a /k/ meet up. Not only do I don't need someone to shoot at me, I don't need someone making fun of my collection
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>>39130249
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Noguns fag here but this happened yesterday
>new dude at work is doing a presentation about himself so we can get to know him
>he's literally the only other straight male under 40 besides myself
>plays a "1 second clip for each day of the year" video
>he has a 1 second clip of him shooting skeet
>pregnant jewess bawks "OMG GUNS!" at the sight of a firearm
that irked me. I love shooting skeet. I might ask him if he wants to go to a range or something in Virginia sometime.
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More ammo please
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>>39129085
>"Why do you have guns in guitar cases? "
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>>39129356
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>>39137496
why are you a noguns if you're in the land of the free anon?
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>>39137735
dc
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>>39136692
>Murder devices.
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>>39137410
Wut
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Had an 18yo stripper room mate for awhile. She had never touched guns before, but knew I had them. First time she asked to see them, I bring out my Ruger scout with a Leupold LER scope on it
>OMG is that a sniper rifle!?
Uh.. no. That's actually a bit of a misnomer
Put that away and bring out my chassis rifle I use for long range fun and competition
>Ya well that is definitely a sniper rifle!
....yep it sure is....
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>>39137443
It's bullshit anon.
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>>39129356
>Is that Japanese?
Not too retarded, but if he's interested he could've just asked "what rifle is that?" or something.
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>>39137726
Laffed
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>>39136741
>t. fucking idiot
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>I have an AR for SHTF
>I love my glock
>>39132253
Improve your associates. Any really decent quality gun worth owning starts at $1000. That's if you actually buy guns that hold and increase in value well and value condition.
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>>39131769
I'm Trad Latin Catholic, I know the pain, but strangely enough my parents got redpilled by somebody on the Jews two years ago so their on the right track.
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>>39137058
and the range jester played a cheerful tune on his trumpet and everyone clapped
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>>39127786
Why was the M so funny???
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>>39129408
Most of the problems people have with the XD have to do with Springfield as a company and not the gun itself. It's a solid piece for what it is, it's cheap, and tbqhwyf I like the gripzone on the mod2.
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>go with buddy and his zoomer bro to LGS
>finger fuck a few funs and check out deals on ammo
>ask the clerk what deals they have on some 5.56
> clerk tells me "were running a $240 special on a 1k round xm193 bulk pack"
>tell the clerk ill take one
>buds zoomer bro chimes in
>"why do you need so many bullets anon"
>reply, well, I shoot alot and it never hurts to grab a good deal
>zoomer replies, "if a shtf scenario hits, all I need is 100 rounds, im going to headshot everyone"
>clerk, bud and me just cringe
>pay and leave
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>>39130140
>deletes npc posts (which is good)
>doesnt delete and permaban boomer posters
Fucking mods and jannys are useless
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>>39134245
Stop fantasizing.
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>>39130051
>Wisconsin
No one is touching guns here with a ten foot pole.
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>>39130249
I'm so sorry to hear that, he sounds totally autistic, Christian neocon boomer zionists are the abolsute worst people
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>>39129408
I unironically think XDs are nicer to shoot than Glocks.
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>>39138160
Same, my parents were like 75% redpilled on most things because they grew up in the 60s and 70s so they saw a lot, but they were abolsutely bluepilled about Jews. Personally I blame Vatican 2 and the false ecumenism that came from it. I got them the 25% they needed to it worked out in the end. Thank God I was born to redpilled Catholics.
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>>39131769
Tell the story of when he got butthurt about the Bible verses
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>>39127761
I haven't been shooting long but last time I went I was testing out my first pump shotgun.
>Old fudd with a 20 years younger asian woman watching me while they pack up.
>what is he shooting?
>oh thats a shotgun honey
>hee hee oh you know he only has to pump it and the bad guys will start running!
fuddlore is real I didn't think it would be exactly like the tales
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>>39135912
This is why I don't socialize with the people who say they like guns but they are also Democrats, 9 times of of 10 they will vote to have their rights taken away.
I fucking hate them for it even if they are ignorant, ignorance isn't an excuse.
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>>39129132
did the whole range clap for you afterwards?
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>>39132088
>"So are you dad, should we stop taking you to the doctor?"
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>>39138410
Oh please, both parties will sell out your rights in a second as soon as it's politically expedient.
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>>39134521
>everybody over 60 suffers from dementia

he was probably just telling a joke senpai, thats old people humor
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>>39138364

Same. Glocks are great guns and incredibly reliable but I prefer Springfield.
I like the way they shoot better. I really like the XD's safety system and the loaded chamber indicator.
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>>39129936
find that man and apologize to him.
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>>39135327
>>39135825
look at this dude sperging out trying to defend himself
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>>39127761
More ammo please
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>>39138390

Get them some of E. Michael Jones' books. The one pictured is short and good for someone who isn't a big reader.
His book 'The Jewish Revolutionary Spirit: And Its Impact on World History' is and incredible source of information. It is a large book but absolutely worth it. Anyone interested in the topic should read it. And read it again.
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>>39134466
>it's a glockfags are triggered by other guns episode again
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>>39134562
Also IIRC there's a verse in there where Jesus basically says to not test God by doing stupid shit and demanding that God will save you or protect you
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>>39137726
kek
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>>39137847
Father in the caves The Survivalists Rifle know's no equal.
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>>39135912
We always have to be aware of the coalition of gun grabbing leftists and fudds who hate "weapons of war" that's how Romneys cunt ass screwed Massachusetts out of guns
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>>39136098
>he hasn't watched the hundreds of videos of people slaughtering hogs with ARs on YouTube
>caring about what people use to kill those bastards ever
Good bait cunt
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>>39138410
>buying into bipartisan politics, like either party gives a shit about your rights
You're all a bunch of idiots
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>>39138390
The Vatican 2 mass had inputs from protestants Jews and baptists, it was the problem it why I can't stand the people who are the weak Catholics.
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>>39138454
Yes but normally people on the right don't want to sacrifice their freedoms for so called safety, most politicians should be killed, I don't care which side.
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>>39137726
Well done
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>>39138651
I don't support the republicans either dumbass, unlike the average Joe I don't want any of my freedoms taken from me.
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>>39138652
I can't stand them and I personally am disgusted by the weakness of some "Catholics" it's more like catholish. I can't blame them because most people grew up after Vatican 2 so it's all they know.
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>>39138522
Thanks a lot anon I'll definitely look into this as my mothers birthday is coming up, I'm actually starting to have hope that people are waking up to the shit that Israel is doing and the real history.
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>>39134245
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>>39134451
sounds good if it looked mint
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>>39138690
I tried to talk with my college fag friends about the problems of Vatican 2 and ended up getting blacked balled from a parish I don't even go too because I judged the pope and called him a heretic.
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>>39135572
good job anon
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>>39135572
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>>39138690
>>39138720
Catholics crack me up with this shit
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>>39135912
Silver Star ;)

Also there's an unattended official range out by the bridge of the gods on the WA side. Don't know the actual name but it is visible from Google maps. It's like 100 yards and a separate shorter pistol range. I've only been there once years ago and in the summer so I don't know what it is like in the winter to get there. I assume it's kind of bad being in the gorge.
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>>39138755
They're all cucks, and would rather be martyred then shoot someone to defend innocence. And I'm a catholic.
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>>39133685
There are two KCs, dude. KC Missouri and KC Kansas.
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>>39127761
normie story, not dumb or anything just thought id share
>find out my buddy hasnt ever fired a gun
>gotta fix that
>meet him at a friends house and bring a few guns
>set up targets and give him a quick run down on safety
>he hits all of them, theyre bowling pins about 10-15 yards away
>not that great but for his first time firing a gun not bad either
>could also shoot skeet first try
>ask him how he managed that that
>"videogames"
>mfw
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>>39138766
>who were the crusaders
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>>39138720
I'm Argentinian and the current pope is a Marxist
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>>39132954
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>>39138837
Taught him to use the sights maybe?
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>>39136805
based autism
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>>39138658
The USA PATRIOT Act passed with overwhelming support from both parties under a Republican president.
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>>39138947
>under a neoconservative president larping as a republican
ftfy
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>>39127958
You sound like a fucking faggot
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>>39137058

Bikers always amuse me. They look like they eat bricks and drink gasoline, and of course they ride hogs and sell drugs and give bad loans, but if you are an uninvolved normie the chance of getting in trouble with them unless you ask for it is practically zero. They are dressed like rockers and party like it's 1969... and are white, middle aged and have jobs. Keep on rocking, guys.
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>>39139510

I used to work on motorcycles a few years ago. All the old harley dudes are pretty damn cool, I mean the guys who have been riding their whole lives. I think harleys suck ass but these dudes love everything and always have a lot of different bikes. The midlife-crisis cunts who bought a road king are all fucking norps with no personality and the young guys who have harleys are all buttmad insecure fuckbois
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>>39131965
Nice norinco fag.
Good job larping as a a mutt.
T. Leaf with the same gun
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>>39131769

>better keep your car in the neighbors garage
>it's locked and he doesn't know where my keys are, or how to drive
>kids are smart, they'll find a way
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>>39129417
Wife is not from USA - gun free country.
Whenever we watch a horror movie I use this reasonning and she slowly starts to approve and budget for a gun hobby more and more. Currently trying to figure out where to fit a decent gun safe (ideally concealed a bit) to hold more purchases
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>>39138160
>>39138390
>>39138522
>>39138652
>>39138690
>>39138720
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi
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>>39138398
Where do you think fuddlore comes from?
It's just repeated common misconceptions
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>>39127761
>no one should ever own a gun
>its kind of like an abortion
>ITS NOTHING LIKE AN ABORTION
>if you dont want one dont get one. but dont get in my way to get one if I want and I wont get in your way.
cognitive dissidence ensues. MORE AMMO PLEASE
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>>39140205

Build a second cupboard around it. A little rough. Put a label on it as 'bills archive' or 'family photo albums'. Tape on a child's drawing or a postcard from Las Vegas on the front. It won't fool a determined burglar but an intruder who has allotted 60 seconds to the job might spend his time elsewhere.





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