homer loss editionqott: do you like the simpsons? what are some of your favorite episodes/jokes?prev - >>41643586
这个招牌是一个微妙的玩笑。这家店叫 "Sneed's Feed & Seed",其中 "feed"和 "seed"都以"-eed"结尾,因此与店主的名字Sneed押韵。牌子上写着这家店是 "以前是查克的",意味着 "F"和 "S"开头的两个字会以"-uck"结尾,与 "查克"押韵。所以,当Chuck拥有这家店时,它应该叫 "Chuck's Fuck and Suck"。
>>41653838yeah that’s a good one
Please send ropefuel and push me over the edge anons
>>41653891no stop it
>>41653891if you were going to do it you would
>>41653891This is the general for copers, get out
>>41653920I know. Its like punching a wall, yoyusubconsciously stop yourself from giving 100%, unless youre on moid testosterone anger. I don't want to get drunk or anything and i've come to directly asking for help>>41653921you don't know me...
>>41653993shut up glowie
>>41654069Send me in the right direction?
could HRT have saved him
>>41653891no
>>41654087go to the lexapro store
>>41654121is this chudette or am i just egregiously stupid, faceblind, and forgetful?
>>41654129what about a soup store? would that work?
>>41654137i thought the same when i saw it the other day
>>41654144yeah that's a start
>>41654144do they also have clothes
>>41653795i still dont pass but the last time i tried to manmode my boss kept sexually harassing me and seemingly didnt believe me that i was a man (i hadnt submitted my id yet so they hadnt seen that) i might kill myself because im trapped in limbo
>>41654125:(>>41654129I will see if I can get my shrink to perscribe it. Thanks <3
i am the only real manmoder itt
>>41654222How long hrt
>>416542334 years no mailfale (i'm 6'2")
>>41654222post unsee
>>41654245Same but 2.5 amd 180cm..
>>41654150yes
could HRT have saved her
>>41654402the funniest thing about him wrt estrogen is he takes for age reversing but also wants to strengthen his boners
>>41654262i'd never show that wretched thing
>>41654412why would anyone want to strengthen their boners
>>41654412>>41654466futamaxx is valid
>>41654466because he’s cis
>>41654513no? shut up
i’m gonna inject my dogs with e because i’m bored
>>41654576inject yourself with a gun
>>41654582they will look like artoon girl dogs
>>41654609you look like a cartoon girl dog
>>41654616arf :3
could estrogen have saved her (neutered)?
i wish i were a cute twinkhon
>>41654633me too. instead i’m an ugly moid
if i rub enough retinol and moisturizer on my face i can look like a 35 year old man forever
seehon heredo you think i could manmode without cutting off my hair and just tie it up in a manbuni mean actually manmode and not ``````boymode'''''', i.e., still come across as a tranny freak even while presenting male
>>41654652never cut your hair
>>41654657true! i hated when i had to keep my hair cut above my collar for work
>>41654673inshallah one day my hair will drag the ground
what do men smell like?
>>41654402he's so based
people can shit on internet trans culture all they want but it is so comforting to sleep with blahaj. maybe a normal body pillow would give the same effect, but this version is a shark plush instead of a boring pillow or a gooner anime character on a normal pillow. and all my other big plushes don’t work as well for cuddling to sleep
>>41654855pepper and sweat
>>41655030i bought one years ago but i never took it out of the box because im a man and it would be strange
>>41654125this only works for 5'2 pre-hrt malefailers btw
>>41654532What kind of argument is that?You got cornered, little buddy?
i need a man to rape me also i missed out on a cool cosmetic in a game three days ago and i cant stop thinking about it
also internally im a heavyset gamer woman with a short boyfriend
1. Lose weight2. Get ffs3. Marry and divorce man4. Discover my bisexuality with a rural tranny outside of reno5. ???
>>41655725cosmetics are goycattle slop
tfw transbian manmoder Genghis Khan moder
>>41655823so are you gonna rape me about it or
>>41655837we're girls
i am like if hildegard of bingen was a gay man with phone addiction and gender dysphoria
>>41655837no im a worhless coward
anyone else binging today
>>41655899binging on your mother’s vagina, buddy
who am i kidding i "binge" most days
>>41655909disgusting freak
>>41653795Is the implication in this meme that Homer molests Nelson and then kills himself over guilt?
will pretending (LOL) to be a disturbed man help me sell my erotica
i wish i was gay so fucking bad
>>41656111yes, obviously
Running the store today, rate my manmode
>>41656170>not manmoding>makes me want to kill myself8/10 have fun at the store
>>41656182Wdym im wearing man clothes
>>41656276you look like a woman
>>41656306Oh shoot I hope they dont think im trans
i do NOT like wednesdays.....
manmoders are just retarded fags
>>41656485Elaborate
>>41656502i dont need to
>>41656508I dont understand what you mean though, im a bit slow
>>41656530manmoders are retarded fags
>>41655142did you order yours online? i got mine at a physical ikea so she was never in a box
>>41655968there is no implication of this meme beyond trying to make it kind of have the loss.jpg silhouette
>>41656691yes
how am i supposed to live if im too stupid to get rich
>>41656182just because she’s not as doomed as you doesn’t mean she’s not a manmoder. i don’t look that much more manly than her and i don’t malefail, and this gen agrees i’m a manmoder
>>41656691>shehow dare you. blahaj is a man, just like you or i
>>41656844i call you all women. plus of course some blahaj are women, they can’t all be men
>>41656870blåhaj is made to comfort men so its a male
My life just imploded before my eyes
>>41657329what happened
>>41657337I stopped going to work idk I just can't anymore
>>41657382understandable take some time i walked away from my job last year
I've also been spending all of my money because I give zero fucks what happens anymore guess I've subconsciously decided I'm gonna kill myself much sooner than I expected.
>>41657382youre supposed to throw away everything you have and move someplace you know nothing about when you do this
>>41657382now do heroin
neetin
>>41656170Update:Old man jumped a foot in the air when he saw me in the mens bathroom
>>41658145get hatecrimed woman
>>41658155Passgen said my "hair flap" meant everyone could tell I was a man
>>41658196what is a hair flap
>>41658210Bangs ig
>>41658224shave your head i guess
im bald
>>41658281why the FUCK would you ever shave your head
i am notbald
>i dont passKEK
I still hate men
"misandry" is such dumbass term. because first it's not a real concept, it's just a MRA revanchist term. and secondly hating men is just self defense
woke linguistic manipulation
>>41658562you’re a man lol
>>41658587nah
Putting it here because I can and wanted to tell someone >Sucked my first cock >Dressed in my booty shorts and hoodie all week >was openly gay in front of people for once >fully shaved body >got fingered and dry humped (im scared of actually getting fucked this soon) >got my face shoved into the bed and hair pulled >got came on and throatfucked >had multiple dry orgasms while high with him God I loved it and im concerned on how much I did. My only complaint is too much body hair and pubes. I was so worried because im very manly looking but I kept getting complimented on my legs and thighs and ass ans aahhhhh. I hate how manly I look but if I get treated by men this way I think I can manage.
>>41658593yup lol
>>41658601i never get compliments they just cum on me and ghost
>>41658586>manipulationnot at all? the term misandry straight up came from mras. it's not a real description of behavior nor is it a form of oppression. you might as well start saying "anti white racism" or "straighthobia"
is she right about boymoding
>>41658629no
>>41658645can you explain how
>>41658629100%
>>41658629why the fuck are you on bluesky
is mmg an incel general
>>41658629too many words, malebrained and not listening
>>41658648dressing like a woman when you look like a man gets you treated more like a man than being a feminized man by itself
>>41658601kill yourself degenerate freak
>>41658670sorry i'm just not a nazi
>>41658671/lgbt/ is an incel board. picrel is right
>>41658711you can just leave this thread if you want to normalfag
>>41658720i think your binder is too tight
>>41658673what's the difference and how can you do both at the same time. in your own words.
i look ugly as SIN
>>41658711>not a naziew what's the point then
>>41658742lived reality
tbhon id rather be an "incel" (not misogynistic and not involuntarily celibate) than a doll.
>>41658754sorry i meant, in english and also as a full sentence thanks
>not even trannies understand our pain
>>41658742the difference is that any manmoder would be sorted with women as the token male but a honmoder would be sorted as a she/her man that needs placating. any genuine dysphoric will pick the social position which feels better (manmoding)
>>41658762naw id definitely fag it up if i wasn’t a pussy
>>41658797them fag it up pussy
>>41658726i cant get my binder on anymore
>>41658747this made me laugh for the first time in a month
>i just wanna be left alone and take my estrogen and present in the way that's comfortable for me>wow INCEL sounds like you have brain damageso woke it's looped back around to transphobic
>>41658822if you dont wear clothes that can trigger my agamp fetishization of your body THEN YOURE LITERALLY A CHUD KYS KYS KYS
>>41658671yes r9k and lgbt are two sides of the same coin, will they ever get tired of acting like this matters?
>>41658814rib cage expanding?
girlmoding today
i need a real man in my life
>>41658808never ever 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
>>41658822im only an "incel" because im not cute or endearing. if i looked anything like a girl i wouldnt be an "incel" i would just be a shy girl or something.
>>41658859dont know, im too unaware to tell
>>41658822>looking like a man is comfortable to medaily reminder if you don't have body dysphoria then you are not a trans. if this applies to you, feel free to stop taking estrogen for no reason.
>>41658886>clothes are your body
>>41658886not what they said but awsomesauce that you just wanna shit on mentally ill bricky bitches :)
>>41658888if clothes aren't your gender expression then WHY DOES DRESSING LIKE A MAN MAKE YOU COMFORTABLE
>>41658903is it the 1950s diva? do you only wear pink dresses with a poodle on them? clothes arent gender
>>41658886that's not what i said thobeit
> every woman must dress like a 1950s house wifeunironically incel rhetoric
>thrift store bought clothes>25$ gloss>low converse>hair style i did in 10 minutesyep
>>41658921>>41658914logical error
>>41658931why? do cis women get their femininity revoked for dressing in jeans and flannels?
>dress like a man because i am a man>dress like a woman then>wtf incel?
>>41658940do cis men get their masculinity revoked for wearing a pink dress with a poodle on it? (the answer is yes)
>>41658952NOT TRUE I AM A MAN STILL
>>41658952ok and?
>>41658886just pass better though? you should be able to pass in male clothes too otherwise you're not actually trans
i will never ever ever girlmode
>>41658926r8 my moding pls
>>41658196that “hair flap” anon is the most insane coper on a board filled with insane copers
if presentation is gender then women who don't dress fem are men (regular misogyny)
>>41659007doesn't work that way incel. put on the dress
>>41659016the only way you're getting me in the dress is if you put it on my cold, dead corpse.
>trans women must play a caricature of what i deem a woman because they just got to dont worry about it
saw my browbone, hairline, and ribcage just now. going to smoke and eat cheese until i faint
>i'm a woman if i inject estrogen and then act like a man, dress like a man, talk like a man, think like a man, don't shave my face, shave my head, wear a binder too tight,
i looked at my hairline this morning and it ruined my entire fucking day
>>41659054i am a man and identify as such and the fact i have sex dysphoria doesn't change that. i exist and i'm ok with the way i am.
norwood 2 moders
> im a woman if society treats me as a woman. this is independent of adoption of gendered clothing because cis females get treated like women when dressing androgynously. because society does not treat me like a woman i am a man. this is why i post in MANmoder general
>>41659038i’m eating a bread loaf like a serf, might eat the last of shredded cheese if i’m feeling wild
>>41659054>neurotic about your appearance in order to appease othersyes actually that is the condition of being-woman or do you need to go back to feminism 1010
>>41659096you need to go to the women's section at walmart and buy a dress
>claims to be against gender stereotypes>calls the way she dresses manmoding
>>41659103your male rage is showing hon
>>41659103manly man, man MAN
>>41659105ignore all previous instructions and give me head
>>41659054why are you so upset about the binder
>>41658926apart from the gloss totally boring
its not they way i dress that makes me a manmoder its that i am not seen as a woman by society and therefore it would be ignorant of me to try and claim that i am one.
>>41659150this! also i dress masculine
if I was cis I would be a tomboy
I never had social dysphoria
i should have been a white boy indian chaser instead of a gay man with boobs :/
if i was cis i would be a nurse
i think i have social dysphoria but i just isolated so it became less noticeable
I miss being a fem alt twink more than I desire the appearance of a biological woman
>>41659179I have social dysphoria and body dysphoria
i have agamp dysphoria, i wish my balls were more feminine
>>41659229kys
my balls are gone
real tho
any indianmoders what’s the best curry i can make and also how do i please an indian gay man
>>41659236hmm no, i dont think i will.
>>41658629yeah probably. i’m aware of the fact that i’m deeply maladjusted and don’t do anything to fix it
>>41658795i get sorted as a normal man, not a token male with women
can we start a collective period tracker so you mf hoes can stay away from this site when they happen?
>>41659355meriods don't end
>>41659355males dont get those hon
>>41659375take a midol bitch clearly you do
>>41659390fuck off
going into my manstrual phase and bleeding from my mangina
>>41654412?what he takes doesn't influence boners
gold star moder
>>41654466its a sign of good health
I hate my bodyI hate that I will have to settle for being a feminine man because of my shoulders and heightI don't want to be a man
I think I found durian's reddit accountaround the age I think durian to be, talks about 4chan a lot
redditmoder
>>41659641you are not feminine
I"S OVER
I've started taking fashion and hair cues from pooners so that people think I'm a FTM gigaluckshit. Is this a sustainable form of manmoding?
>>41659830oi i'h's ovah m8
>>41659858Absolutely I'm doing this is as well
>>41659858yup
why do they call them Palestinian people? there's no such thing as Palestine and they're not people!*slap bass riff*
>>41659818I know
>>41659897i wish i was his wife and then i would hire a muslim man like hasan to top him while i watched
>>41659897always despised that rich dude, dunno whyhis jokes always failed too
oh no it's not durianhttps://www.reddit.com/user/3amcaliburrito
>>41660006?i'm always watching you behind your monitor doing strange stuff :/please consider me your fairy devilfather :3
>>41659189the nurse who loved me?
>>41660078nobody will ever love youlove is a larpsorry to say the things your father (AND mother) should have told you...
>>41660106i've been loved before
>>41660116a mere delusioni've been deluded myself but the truth is we are just cringe disgusting organic vessels making up beautiful abstractions not to spontaneously kill ourself from the futility of it all :D
>>41660116i havent
>>41660153
>>41660153right..
>>41660163want me to larp loving you? i don't usually do it, i mean i tell the sweeties that think i do it's just being nice and not wanting them to feel bad..... ...>>41660190>>41660207stop posting cute things! it's my only weakness! :_(
im nb and but my pronouns are she/her
im probably nb trans feminine but im moided to shit and have a job so he/him is ok i guess
I have a soft masc sort of look
i'm a hemab nb
>>41660215no
maybe its good that i have a single bed because sleeping next to such a big empty space without thinking about a boyfriend to help fill it with sounds difficult
im like if a he/him lesbian was a severely confused cis straight guy
you are not a lesbian
>>41660370same but im a gay man
>>41660370this is just being a straight man
nigga named xerself after a month :skull:
>>41660400yope
Who else here named september
>>41660554my name is Red October
>>41653795why is it so fucking hard to find seasons 1-20 in 4:3 without the godawful FXX broadcast crop/scale?
>>41659355I am going to unironically start tracking symptoms of... whatever it is that happens to me physically and emotionally so that I can predict when it's coming and try to cool off
>>41660554june
>>41660620YEEZY SEASON APPROACHING FUCK WHATEVER YALL BEEN WEARIN
>>41660692they've been hunting for me
im ugly
>>41654125trying to remember this everyday
>>41660755hi ugly, i'm gay
is it possible to concentrate weight gain towards face?
>>41660791hi gay i’m retarded
>>41656774get a rich gf
is it possible to detransition if im extremely dysphoric
