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Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Spring Break Edition

Is spring even gonna be a thing anymore? If it were and you had no limitations - where would you vacation to?

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Is this generally true?
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First for appropriating poo culture
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>>7952814
That was fast. Like new record fast.
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>>7952822
I imagine he sits there. Refreshing endlessly into the void.
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>>7952829
Probably. I feel like it is the same person who started >>7951241 given that it's the same image as the op there. (That being said anyone could have taken it and ran with it.)

No where is safe :/
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>>7952822
No it's been the very first post before, sometimes the OP has been about trannies too.
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>>7952869
Being totally honest it really pisses me off. I keep telling myself that someday they will learn. Someday transwomen will be worthy of respect.

Then I seem them not even respect the most basic of boundaries. (Time and time again) I am positive that it is a small group of trolls, but it still hurts the image of the whole community.

I have no problem with people making w.e fucking threads they want on /lgbt/, but dragging shit into this one doesn't set a very good example.

(If someone from /clg/ posted this, and is genuinely curious or something...Looking at you Survey anon... Then I am sorry)

Blah, I am rambling.

To sum it up, I think I am just disappointed.
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>>7952817
>loves appropriating other people's culture
>bitches when guys appropriate yours
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>>7952884
I'm fairly sure there are trans posters here who just.. don't bring it up and fit in without being insane. But that's just it.. those aren't the ones we're really worried about yknow? Well worried about is problem the wrong wording.

Whatever I'm just drunk sick and celebrating the 1 year anniversary of my ex leaving me.
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>>7952884
>Someday transwomen will be worthy of respect.
>but it still hurts the image of the whole community.
Bitch have you seen the things /clg/ says about men and mtfs?
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So ignoring shitposting males - can we call agree that she has to be at least a C?
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>>7952945
C? Why C? Why you no A?!?
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>>7952884
Uhhh, it's never the trans people who post stuff about trannies first thing lol, that's not what I was talking about.
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How was the last GOOD date you went on, /clg/? What did you do? Did you get lucky?
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>>7952945
I don't have requirements beyond being cute.
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>>7952814
oh my god can we please not

like can we all just please not do this
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>>7952954
C is the size you can get a good handful.

>>7953080
Then you have no place here.

>>7952989
>going on a date
>ever
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>>7952945
boobs anon back here again. i will touch all varieties, i don't discriminate. i'm a professional.
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>>7952989
last good date I went on, my ex took me to a lake nearby and we fed the birds bread while munching on some sammiches

then I munched on her later in the evening
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hi lesgen how do i subtley ask my best friend, who i think is also a little bit into me, if she wants some risqué pics without scaring her the fuck off? i just think she's really hot and want her to send some boob pics back.

shit's long distance if it matters.
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>>7953140
You fucking boss.
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Went sailing today. The captain was an old man (76?), but since I don't have cash to buy a boat that works. He is nice too. The rest of his crew was women in their 20's including me. We did two races, and I was one of the only ones who had actually been sailing before. His boat had the biggest handicap in the fleet (was the slowest) and we came in last, but I had a fun and fuck knows I could use the sun :P

Took pic related on the way back in to the harbour. Any other sailors out there besides the "Lez Island Transport Captain" (needs a better name)

>>7952931
>Whatever I'm just drunk sick and celebrating the 1 year anniversary of my ex leaving me

Not sure if you mean this is a good thing or not the way you are saying it. I hope her leaving you was healthier for you both.

>>7953080
Seems legit.
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>>7953132
>i will touch all varieties, i don't discriminate.
that apply to skittle titties?
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>>7953154
Not a good thing. Not healthier for me at all.. she was kinda the thing keeping me grounded. Was also the only reason I had to go outside.. maintain relationships etc.

Now I've got no friends, no life, and no desire to improve the situation because all I want is her.
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>>7953178
bring em here bb i wanna taste the rainbow
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>>7953116
All girls need good lovin' anon. Besides I'm an ass girl. It's lack of ass where I might reconsider. Might. It's not like cute girls are throwing themselves at me.
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>>7953184
He means the weird engorged male nipples that result from tranners taking hormones. They think it's cute to call their pills "titty skittles"

>>7953191
I want the whole fucking package. Might as well. Life is short - you need the ass, tits, abs, and pornstar pucci.
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>>7953179
>>7952931
>celebrating
Sorry then! That word threw me for a loop as usually it implies something good.

I will give you the token advice everyone else will too, but you have to move on. There are so many other cute lonely lesbians who need your love that you can't afford to be selfish with it.

Get out there girl!

Have some comfy plants. This is a picture from a qt I know from Ecuador who moved to Canada and has the cutest freckles. haha.
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>>7953184
yes ma'am.

>>7953194
>weird engorged male nipples
lrn2biology

i know you jill off to calling us guys and reminding us we're xy and all that but this is one place we actually get to be legit female.

boibewbs are just as much authentic estrogen-grown breasts as yours! probably more than some of you washboards.
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>>7953194
>I want the whole fucking package. Might as well. Life is short - you need the ass, tits, abs, and pornstar pucci.
I mean that is fine, but do you fit all those categories too?

Gotta dish out what you want to get I find.
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>>7953218
I've seen your pictures. I actually vomited in my mouth. Your bodies are like Frankenstein's creation.

>>7953220
Not at all famo. Most women are not picky about looks as long as you have the personality that they enjoy. Pretty girls give me the time of day and I'm barely average.
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>>7953212
>implying I'm cute

I'm ugly as fuck. Even my ex called me an ogre at times.
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>>7953230
>I've seen your pictures. I actually vomited in my mouth. Your bodies are like Frankenstein's creation.
be happy you get to just close the image...
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>>7953230
>Most women are not picky about looks
>>7953194
>I want the whole fucking package. Might as well. Life is short - you need the ass, tits, abs, and pornstar pucci.

I mean I guess. I just feel like saying "most women don't care" While Simultaneously being extremely picky is a contradiction. (I know most doesn't mean all, but you get what I mean.)

I think in some ways I am prettier than my gf. She has gained some weight since we started dating and I don't really care, but I am sure if it was a het relationship it would be a bigger deal.

So I get it. Something about it just rubs me the wrong way.
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>>7953283
I get your complaint. I'm saying that being not good looking you can still get a beautiful girlfriend. It's like how you see ugly UGLY dudes with pretty girls. Because girls will forego physical attractiveness if they enjoy something about your personality. You see it in how a 6/10 girl can become an 8/10 just because she has a cute laugh or she says something very intelligent. I do present some contradictions but my point is that being a lesbian is a grand advantage because you have a chance with attractive women as long as you're a decent person who can treat her well.
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>>7953336
Yeah this makes sense, and I think it is true over all. :)

So late night question for /clg/ since I saw it come up in another thread.

Do you embrace the flow, and still get in on when the flow is strong?

Or do you take a hiatus? (and or switch things up some how)

Do you and your partner have different stances on it? (Spoiler this is me and mine)
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>>7953350
>tfw I know what thread this anon is talking about
>tfw it's because I said my girlfriend and I don't fuck when we're on our periods
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>>7953336
Yeah.. I mean I'm ugly, overweight, not very successful.. but I can flirt and make girls laugh really easy. It's really all you need.

>>7953350
My exes and I always did like, mutual masturbation type stuff on our periods. Yeah its weird, like totally fine to touch your own but hers? ewwww.

Shrug.
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>>7953350
I just like sitting on the toilet for hours and pretending to die.
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>>7953388
Sorry but I had to explore it.
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>>7953194
I WILL TOUCH ALL VARIETIES, I DON'T DISCRIMINATE
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>tfw no pure, german, qt gf
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>>7953627
What
Link? I want to see her reasoning
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>stress makes me horny
>studying makes me stressed
>spend more time masturbating than studying

I'm gonna fail this exam later this afternoon.
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>>7953653
That feel
Though I wouldn't say stress makes me horny, it's more that masturbation de-stresses me. But then I can't stop and just waste so much time, ugh.
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>>7953637
Just google the author and title. Shape up, senpai.
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>>7953653
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=280107679
I dare you to keep studying
I double dog dare you
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>>7953677
>tfw no hands from a qt to give me an erotic massage
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It is 4:59. I am still awake. /clg/ why!?!

>Because you want to keep your job and provide for your gf.
>Because you want to not live outdoors.
>Because you slacked off through the week instead of just focusing and doing your shit.
>Because reasons.
>Praise be to energy drinks.
>My eyes are fucked :(
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>>7953677
>Hegre-Art
Good taste, anon. Only professional porn I can enjoy.
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>>7953688
I just got back from the burgermines myself
I have to stay up until noon to get bills and laundry done
we can be miserable together
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>>7953689
I also enjoy Ultimate Surrender
>u wanna fug?
>I'll wrassle u for it
http://www.tube8.com/lesbian/ultimate-surrender-summer-vengeance/1718501/?utm_source=nudevista&utm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=nudevista
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I need to get some pussy. I haven't had sex since October of 2015.
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>>7953690
My gf is asleep across the room. The temptation to go snuggle her and fall asleep is strong, but I must be stronger.

Miserable together it is anon. Ty. I am sorry you are also a slave to capitalism.
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>>7953701
>October of 2015.
Shiet.
I thought I was bad when I hadn't got any since October 2016. >_>

We must practice witchcraft until we gain mastery of time to undo the damage that has been done.
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>>7953701
May 2016 here. Somehow I don't even miss it that much. I mean I miss having a gf for all the relationship stuff but not so much the sex by itself.
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>>7953707
>slave to capitalism.
I don't mind
I mostly sit in a comfy chair, do paperwork, and make sure the acne-creatures don't set the building on fire
it's the weekends I hate because then I'm in the kitchen slinging grease
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>clg
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>>7953717
caught the thread early, eh?
you've been slacking lately
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>>7953688
Cus I'm playing Path of Exile and have no job and no GF.
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This is my dog.
He's a good dog.
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>>7953831
So cute!
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>>7953831
>tfw no cute doggo to rest snugly between my boobs
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>>7953831
>he
Gender-traitor.
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>>7953946
He's the only male I ever loved anon, pls.

>>7953906
It's pretty comfy.
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>>7953701
i volunteer as tribute

don't even have to reciprocate, i'm just that gay
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>>7953142
Unprompted. The surprise is a bonus.
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/clg/ I need an update on how we feel about (well maintained) butch lesbians
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>>7954026
I like 'em
but not specifically
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>>7954026
We have decided to allow the butch lesbians to live.
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>>7954026
>>7954034
merciful nobles, ye all
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>>7953694
The first professional porn I actually started looking for was Viv Thomas stuff.

>Eastern Europeans
>Perfect 10s
>Passionate, intense
>Actually eating pussy not just hanging around
>They're enjoying to
>No fake moans and fucking annoying slut talk

16 year old me had her hand pretty much glued inside her panties.
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>tfw no bioware character gf
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>>7954155
16 year old me hadn't even ever seen a porn
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>>7954175
>that webm
wow wtf
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>>7954175
I've seen better animations on a tiger handheld game like what the shit
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>>7954185
Were you too much of a pleb as a teenager to have internet?
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>>7954185
I think I started too young for my own good.

>Started masturbating at 14
> After a while started looking up videos on how to do it properly
>Actually just wanted to watch the girls
>Only like amateur stuff because it looks real
>Start finding better quality porn
>Only ever watched it at 2am on a laptop under the covers or when the house was empty
>Too scared of getting caught
>Got gf and stopped
>Lose gf, too depressed to shlick
>Start watching porn again
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>>7954221
No, I just never liked it much. I read a lot of smut and "first time" stories from other girls online though.

>>7954227
Eh nothing wrong with that.
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>>7952937
men, and matts, please. We prefer to use the correct terminology here.
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>>7952945
No way. B at most.
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>>7952945
C or D are best depending on her frame, but I'll go as far as A really. All boobies deserve love.
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>tfw no alien gf to make love to
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Has anyone had a nape undercut? Thinking of getting one because I have long thick hair and I'm always pinning it in the back so that my neck doesn't sweat, so that my hair doesn't get tangled, etc etc. I've thought about getting a triangular nape undercut for three years but the mental images of how awkward it will look if/when I decide to stop shaving it have stopped me. Thoughts?
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>>7952809
>If it were and you had no limitations - where would you vacation to?

Since I'm a weeb, the obvious answer is Japan.
I'm also a cheapskate though, so in actuality I will be traveling to Prague. I've got one week to finish this seminar paper and then I'll be off.

>Girl at bar confuses anon for a model so anon gets laid

I love my life sometimes.
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>>7954380
I've been thinking of getting one myself. My hair is also long and thick, and nape undercuts really do help with all that thickness. Up until now I only ever went to thin my hair out, though. That might work for you if you haven't tried it yet.
And I don't think it'll look bad when you stop shaving it - after all you can easily hide it.

>tfw just had a really long dream about going to the hairdresser's last night
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/cgl/ here, i'm wondering, would you mind dating a girl who dresses in (sweet) lolita fashion on an almost daily basis?
(i personnally wear a more old school kind of sweet if that helps, i'm not into super cutesy pastel prints,twintails,...)
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>>7954537
Yeah, that's absurd, I live in the real world.
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>>7954541
She says, whilst sweating it out on 4chan dot org
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>>7954537
I dunno, that wouldn't be a deal breaker in and of itself. If she had a strong, badass personality to go along with it then I would perceive her sense of style as brave/rebellious bc shes going against the norm and apparently not caring about judgement and I would think that her style is just showcasing a passion, etc. But if she had a quiet and soft spoken personality, I might perceive her clothes as being shields for insecurity, being too extra, overpowering her. So I guess it depends on whether it seemed like she wears the clothes or the clothes wear her, lol. Like if she's a leader or a follower, if that makes sense. Not fair, I know. Regardless, I respect anyone who wears what they want and I always think it's cool when people do something unusual, even if I don't think the unusual thing is attractive bc there are more important things than someone suiting my personal taste.
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>>7954541
Guess I'm not real then.
Ah well.
I can understand this isn't everyone's cup of tea though.
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Anons, look.

Look at this.

>>>/an/2332870
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>>7954591
I see what you mean. I'm more of a quiet and "shy" person but I can stand for myself and my ideas when necessary and won't let someone walk over me that easily.
Thank you for your point of view, it was quite interesting.
My main problem would be whether or not my future girlfriend would feel embarassed walking with me dressed like that. Since it attracts quite a bit of stares and while I learned not to give a damn about it, I can get why some people just don't like being stared at (or even yelled at, depending on where you are)
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>>7954537
fancy girls always seem out of my reach, objects of worship and fantasies only
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>>7954559
I don't bring my weebness over into the real world, I mean.
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>>7954613
it has nothing to do with weebs tho, it's based on french rococo and the victorian era dolls iirc
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>>7954619
Doesn't change the fact that Lolita fashion originated in Japan and is almost exclusively seen in Japan.
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>>7954623
they have like an entire board dedicated to it full of muricans and euros tho
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>>7952814
Shouldn't both groups be allies against white male cis Trumpist opressors?
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>>7954541
Honestly this.
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>>7954537
that's cute as fuck anon
>tfw no small gf to doll up
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>>7954537
I dunno, if she approached, I'd fuck, but I'd never approach and I'm not really into that style. I'm into punk tomboyish girls who smoke cigarettes and look like they'd be really bad for me.
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>>7954537
I'd be scared of harming your clothes.
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>>7954707
Well, at least it's nice to know I'll maybe find a gf who will think of it like you one day!

>>7954746
Eh, I can understand. I'm into feminine girls for my own but I get the appeal of punk tomboys! I find girls into darker alt style really pretty but almost intimidating.

>>7955021
Haha, it's true they can be expensive and delicate but you shouldn't be scared. As long as you don't rip it off or throw ketchup on it, it'll be ok
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>>7954746
>I'm into punk tomboyish girls who smoke cigarettes and look like they'd be really bad for me.
wanna search for a gf together and then inevitably get dommed whenever we find one we both like but look then realize that the friendship we had all along was what we really needed in a relationship?
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>>7952814
i have mix feeling about them
i mean i have hobbies that are really popular among male demographic so i have a higher changed to fund a mtf in that interest then a f
on the other hand the most mtf i date are really insecure and sentimental and i dont have the time or interest to be a partner and a psychologist at the same time
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>>7953132
This girl !!
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>>7955247
Those are some nice fingers.
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>>7955216
I'd say yes anon, but you won't believe I already have a girlfriend similar to the one I described. And the best part is that she seems quite intimidating, but on the inside, she's fairly easily worked into submission, and it's cute to have such a badass and aloof seeming girl become putty in my hands.
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>>7954604
Glad my $0.02 was of interest. Personally I don't mind getting stared at for looking different, and even find it to be a bit fun! Also if your girl is into the way you dress, I don't think she would be embarrassed and would instead consider you a total catch! If she's into you, then she's into you, simple as that. If she finds it embarrassing, then that's not someone in your pool-of-people-who-I-click-with to begin.
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>>7955247
>i have hobbies
>implying mtfs are interested in male hobbies

hmmm, really makes you think
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>>7954526
True! Thank you for the vote of confidence. <3
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>>7955471
Hm really makes you think............
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>>7955471
isn't all mtf anime obsessed fans that want to be the cute girl
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>>7955548
What do these bars represent? I know what fps is, are those like graphics systems?
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>>7955442
can you introduce me to one of her badass friends? I swear I'm cute and stuff!
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>>7955623
It's a joke about how in benchmarks, reviewers make Nvidia cards seem so much better than AMD cards by scaling the y-axis with such minute numbers.
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>>7955442
>tfw this is me but nobody realizes I'm a sub, so I intimidate everyone..
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>>7955595
what?
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>>7955633
My gf doesn't have many friends, she seems pretty lone wolf from her philosophy. She says she loves me but I'm honestly still pretty afraid that she'll get bored of me and just up and leave me.

But maybe this anon >>7955674 is single?
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>>7955595
Yeah. They're are really ugly and autistic. But we try to forget about them.
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>>7955734
>but I'm honestly still pretty afraid that she'll get bored of me and just up and leave me.
Why do you think she might do that?
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>>7955783
Not her but that is literally what has happened to every girl I've been with. I'm interesting at first, different, charming, and then they get to know me and realize there isn't any depth to me as a person.
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>>7955878
>there isn't any depth to me as a person
How so?
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>>7955911
Its uhmm.. its like how Gandalf describes Hobbits. >You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month.

I'm not a closed off person. Everything is just.. right there. Once you know me, you know me and more or less everything about me.
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>>7955783
>>7955878
Well I've been with her for a year now, so I don't know if I'm being insecure. I do my best not to express these feelings so not to seem like I'm not confident. I dunno, the more serious it gets, the stronger I feel about her and I don't know if she feels quite the same. I remember once when I was still getting to know her, she sort of offhand told me that she might just ghost on me because she's not very good about remembering to get back to people, and that it wouldn't necessarily be personal. She's just such a free bird type, I don't know if I can be the one to cage her, you know? She's sort of the reason I'm working so hard at becoming super fit and getting good money, so that she would think that if we break up she would be the one losing out, not me.
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I'm pissed /clg/.

>met a girl a few months back we got along at first then got distant, I won't go in depth too much
>Last time I texted her was Tuesday night, and I could tell she wasn't interested in the convo so I told her I was going to sleep
>we said goodnight and that was that, and she also never replied to my snap.

Well she's been posting a ton of shit towards me on her social media recently acting like I'm the one who's ignoring her. If she wants to talk to me she can send me a text. I've been the one who's had to initiate conversation the past few time, so I have no idea where this is coming from. I'm serious she posted like 5 different vauge shitpost making me seem like a bad person, and I'm on the verge on sending her a message and asking her to be real with me here and to talk to me about it.

I guess my question is, what should I do? Leave it be or shoot her a message?
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>>7955949
Do more things? Be fun to be around?
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>>7955998
D/a too bad you can't really grow a personality. You're mostly finished developing your personality by 5 years old.
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>>7956045
Pretty much this.. and besides like "do more things"? I do things. I'm not.. actively unfun to be around I don't think, but there just isn't anything there.

Being a simple and easily content person is a curse.
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>>7956045
Some psychological streams argue that you only start developing a personality at 6.
Either way you can always work on yourself. Broaden your horizons, try new things, get out of your comfort zone.
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>>7955974
Do what you are were planning on doing. Real-talk with her for clarity.
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>>7956091
Sure you can always improve yourself. I think anons faults lie with being too agreeable. On paper that's nothing someone needs to change. But I guess some people like challenge or passion.
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Hi everyone.

So basically, I had a huge crush on this girl and asked her out. Curvy, stylish, plays music, sjw-ish but in a cute way. She said yes, I was over the moon.
...She broke up with me about a week and a half ago. Her reason? "I don't want to feel like the man in the relationship, I want to be the cute one." She's talking with a guy now.

This is the second time in a row a girl has broken up with me for a guy. How do I stop falling for these fake-lesbians? Are there any warning signs that will let me know I'll be immediately dumped? Getting really sick of this...
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>>7956144
If she's sucking dicks, that's usually a good sign.
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>>7956144
Usually finding out through trial-and-error and "dating experience". It still hurts like fuck if they just bail for a trivial and dumb reason despite you having butterflies all over.

>has had multiple relationships with guys before/is bisexual
>unnecessarily secretive
>gives off "something doesn't add up" feelings

Mostly "dating experience" and trusting your gut, but also proper communication works for me.
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>>7956045
>You're mostly finished developing your personality by 5 years old.
Are you thinking of temperament? Personalities change.
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>>7956144
>sjw-ish but in a cute way
???
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>>7956209
She dresses like an sjw. You know, the dyed hair, the makeup trends, etc. Has sjw friends, but still has a grip on reality.

If that makes more sense...
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>>7956045
Do you see yourself as an uninteresting and maybe even "boring" person? What "depth" do you believe others would want to see in you? Talents, hobbies or experience?
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>>7956184
>>7956193
guess i'm swearing off bisexuals for a while
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>>7956144
Let me teach you, my dear.

1.) No sjw. If she has really really strong political opinions and supports gender as a spectrum or believes in more than 3 sexualities...or has any support for tranner rhetoric she's too far into the crazy political lesbian hole.

2.) Dyed hair. Blue is especially bad. Black lipstick or blue lipstick, etc.

3.) She has to make a point about how gay she is. "I DID ___ THE OTHER DAY HAHA I'M JUST SOOOOO GAY"

4.) She's has known she's gay for less than 2/3rds of her life. If she's bishit just avoid. If she's non-gold just avoid.

5.) A male apologist

6.) Has a history of mental illness and/or sociopathic behavior

That's it.
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>She spent hours trying to recreate her crush from memory
And I perfected it! Now it looks so much like her I'm afraid of posting it on social media. At least here it can see the light of day.

Also, yay for making it into the news!
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>>7956078
I want nothing out of a relationship aside from someone who will spend all day cuddling with me and relate to some of my mental problems.
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>>7956256
Painting anon is so cute.
I don't know the details, but I hope you and your crush end up together!!
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>>7956241
Bi girl here, she dumped you because of YOU. There are more straight guys than there are lesbian women, so simple statistics means a bi girl's next partner is most likely to be a guy.

Maybe she had good reasons to dump you or maybe she had bad reasons, but either way that's not the fault of her being bi. Women just don't whine about it on the internet when they get dumped for another girl.
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So, my gf wanted me to make a tumblr because she has one.. I made one and I'm honestly just really confused.
What's the point? Why do I need to "reblog" shit? It's already been posted by someone, why do I need to repost it? I tried making an original post, and she told me it was wrong and that you just reblog shit all the time on there.. why??
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>>7956256
She kinda looks like someone I know, but I can't put my finger on who it is.
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>>7956276

There is no point.
But you can use it to stalk what she posts, so eyy.
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>>7956221
I consider myself relatively normal with strengths and weaknesses and improvements to make. People have commented on me having a good "heart", that if I want to be mean I can be so mean and when I want to be sweet I can be so sweet. Everything else, how you spend your time is less important than the time you spend together.

>>7956275
Fuck off please. You have your own thread now. Good job blaming others for your lack of fidelity. Enjoy your genital warts and leave us be. You just reaffirm our desire to avoid you vulgar wastes of time.
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>>7956301
I think that's why she wanted me to make one, but I don't like posting stuff. Whatever.. I guess I'll just post pics of cute animals or something.
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>>7956334
>Good job blaming others for your lack of fidelity.
No you're just an idiot who only remembers getting dumped when it's for a guy.

By the way, kicking your projecting ass to the curb isn't infidelity.
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>>7956353
I'm not the anon that got dumped. I'm not gullible enough to give trash like you a chance. Btw bishits report the least monogamy in a relationship with lesbians having the highest.
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>>7956274
I don't see it happening, but reading your comment sure put a smile on my face anon

>>7956293
does her name start with 'M'?
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>>7956380
Proof.
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>>7956402
Honestly I have no idea. But most likely not.
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>>7956421
>Studies that have compared the levels of monogamy find that bisexuals are the least likely group to report monogamy in their relationships. Lesbians are the most like to report sexual fidelity, followed by heterosexuals, and then gay males, and last, bisexuals.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/women-who-stray/201101/does-bisexual-infidelity-count

Also, bishits describe monogamy as a "sacrifice" as opposed to gays/straights who defined it as an "enhancement".

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/strictly-casual/201409/are-bisexuals-really-less-monogamous-everyone-else
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>>7956380
>bishits report the least monogamy
This reminds me of one bi-girl who I almost had a crush on. I beginning inqury as to a possible relationship when she said she was bi, but instantly got into a relationship with a douchebag, broke up with him within a week, said she was "poly", then went on having sex with two (possibly three) men at once.
like wtf
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>>7956421
I'm not anon, I could only find vague surveys and not a lot of concrete evidence on LGBT in general, though it does seem like lesbians are more into monogamy (also my experience).

http://buddybuddy.com/survey.html

I have nothing against bisexuals, but I found them more keen on polyamorous relationships and being more "sexually promiscuous", leading to having had (anecdotal) more sex partners and having shorter relationships in general.

Also, having two genders to "be in love with/have sex with" feels like it doubles the chance of "fooling around".

Just my 2c
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>>7956482
>counting bisexual men and women together
>separating homosexual men and women
No agenda to see here!
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>>7956495
In terms of bisexual women they're the obese group. They're high in mental illness, drug abuse, and std rates. They're a fucking plague.

>>7956560
Alright let's focus just on women then.

>Among women, studies have shown that viral STD rates among bisexual-identifying women aged 15 to 44 years were almost three times higher than women who have sex with women exclusively.

https://www.stdcheck.com/blog/lgbt-std-statistics/
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>>7956571
i thought this was about monogamy
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>>7956593
Well you guys are still full of venereal diseases and you're unfaithful. But if you're worried about the male bisexuals throwing the numbers off the groups are actually made more of bisexual women because more women claim to be bishit than men.


>of the respondents were bisexual. And among the bisexuals who were surveyed, a large majority (73%) were women; only 27% were men.
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Just found out my contract isn't getting renewed so I am out of a job now. My girlfriend is a student and sort of depends on me to pay the bills.

I am somewhat freaking out /clg/ but I am trying to stay positive and think of this as an opportunity to progress. (Given that I am really underpaid as is.)

It might be somewhat irrational but I am so scared our comfy life is going to disappear! :S
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>>7956628
If you lose your job, you'll lose your woman. Better make sure you'll soon find a new one!
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>>7956626
Do these "scientists" even understand sampling?

>full of venereal diseases
Compare us to het women.

>and you're unfaithful
Not according to your stats.

We could well be the most faithful women for all your pseudoscience has said.
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>>7956628
good luck
>you might end up slinging grease like me
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>>Broke up with gf friday
>>Went out to eat at a new bar with mutual friend yesterday
>>He didn't know I broke up with gf yet
>>He INVITED HER automatically so she showed up
>>He didn't even tell me until she arrived
>>All of us sitting at the bar awkwardly
>>Asked for the check and went to the bathroom
>>Come back
>>Ex had put her meal on my bill
>>Called over bartender and told her she isn't on my bill while ex was distracted talking to our friend
>>Bartender comes back with a new slip and handed it to ex
>>Ex says "Um, no we're on the same bill." And points to me.
>>"Hahaha. No."
>>"Ex starts yelling at me
>>Friend offers to pay for her
>>I'm a little drunk and giggling while ex is complaining
>>"Why should I have to pay for a pussy I'm not eating?"
>>Some old drunk men in the corner yells: "I SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T EITHER LASS!!"
>>Everyone starts laughing
>>Ex got embarrassed and stormed out
>>Our guy friend starts loosing it at me and runs off to white knight her after paying his bill
>>I know he likes her, it's obvious
>>Now she's posting pics of them together and she's sending me snapchats of them together hoping it will bother me
>>I seriously don't care and her "friends" are now messaging me they want to fuck
>>Ex broke up with me because she didn't want us being together forever because she wants a "normal" family with a husband someday.
Never trust a bislut.
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>>7956702
>these statistics don't tell me what I want so they're not real!
Goddamn I hate bishits, I truly do.
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>>7956676
Ty for increasing my anxiety ...
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TRINI IS GAY TRINI IS GAY TRINI IS GAY
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>>7956876
Thats always it isn't it? They want the "normal family". Doesn't matter if its what they want then and now, or if its their mother pressuring them to get a move on eventually, its ALWAYS that.
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>>7956943
They can only seem to stay monogamous in hetero relationships. If they're happier in hetero relationships and that's what they eventually go for...why do they complain so much about lesbians turning them down? It's preemptive.
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>>7956953
It's just them being selfish. They know they'll never actually settle for being with a woman but they want the fun, the virtue signaling, the attention. We're out there actually looking for love, for that long term thing that could go years or even decades if you find the right girl. They just want what looks good on instagram this month.
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>>7956876
>break up
>fucking bisluts!
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>>7956969
yeh, you just summed up why I've been single for the better part of five years
small town problems
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>>7956969
Well we can't claim to have been duped if we knowingly date a bishit. Bishits that are honest about their condition are just annoying but easy to ignore. It's the ones that pretend to be gay that I hate with a passion.

>>7957013
You're still here? I checked your "bigirl general". You guys are all dating dudes and talk about dating dudes, you guys really are just attention starved straight girls.
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How many drawfags do we have on /clg/?
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>>7957052
around 3 I think?
>not me tho, I can't draw for shit
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>>7957052
I like drawing....sometimes.
Draw us a self-portrait bby
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>>7956943
>>7957013
We were together for almost 5 1/2 years and I invested so much time, money and effort into our relationship. My family basically abandoned and disowned me after coming out because I loved her. I bought her a car, I paid all the bills when she decided to randomly quit her job and take classes which backfired terribly.
>>We got into a fight which was our breakup and she said she didn't want to tell me she was "In love with me." Because that didn't matter because she wants a man at some point and didn't want to hurt me further by getting my hopes up that we would continue to be together.
What the fuck.
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>>7957052
>>7957070
>around 3 I think?
I think this is accurate. I know I am and there is one other I know of. If you are another that makes 3.
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>>7956628
Where do you live? Start selling shit you dont need and go return stuff at the store just in case.
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>>7957052
Why is there a giant black dildo where her vagina should be?
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>>7957204
You fucking idiot. That's the portal to the netherworld.
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>>7957083
>getting this hung up on monogamy
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>>7957217

Sorry that your parental issues left you with no grasp of the meaning and closeness of committing to one person and sharing your body with only them for the duration of your time together.
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>>7957217
giant fuckpiles need to stay in fantasies where they belong
>unless we're on a certain island of course
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>>7957070
>>7957152
Neat. Have been lurking on and off the past month. So I were wondering.
>>7957075
I'm so ugly I can't stand look at myself. Sry, anon.
>>7957204
I-it's a blue-board.
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>>7957269
Somebody not having the same sexuality as you isn't a parental issue.
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>>7957375
>TIL monogamy and polygamy are sexual orientations
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>>7957417
sexuality =/= sexual orientation
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>>7957375
My gf told me she was 100% into girls and a lesbian, not into guys at all. So I dated her. Then out of nowhere she basically dropped all of that on me. So no, she lied to me.
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>>7957489
>she lied to me.
Wonder why...
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>>7957564
d/a
If you can justify lying to someone for the entirety of your relationship then there is something seriously wrong with you.
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>>7957576
Like you've never lied.

For all you know she thought she was lesbian before the relationship.
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>>7957337
>I-it's a blue-board
Yea, but it's a drawing. It's not considered porn. It's considered art.
Post uncensored version, please.
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back off to the burgermines for me
then a full day off and back again
>gotta do fucking payroll
>gotta do the schedule
>gotta make sure the acne creatures don't burn the store down

oh well, at least I get to oggle the cute new overnight girl
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at least once a day I have to remind myself to not be so fucking gay when I see a cute girl in school
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>>7957591
I've never lied about my sexuality to someone I'm dating. She didn't think she was a lesbian, she either is or she isn't. You bishits try to spin it as being hard to understand but it's fucking simple. Stop lying for once in your life.
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>>7957626
>I've never lied about my sexuality to someone I'm dating.
As if that's the only lie that matters.

>She didn't think she was a lesbian, she either is or she isn't.
Stop projecting yourself on to others. We're all glad you had an easy time figuring out your orientation. Not everybody does.

The world isn't out to get you. Everybody isn't deliberately lying to you. Stop being paranoid.
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>>7957657
>As if that's the only lie that matters.
It is when it's what we're talking about.

>Stop projecting yourself on to others. We're all glad you had an easy time figuring out your orientation. Not everybody does.
You are such a fucking moron. How hard is it to know whether you feel sexual attraction to something? It's a yes or no kind of deal. If you can't figure that out by the time you're 18 you should run along to the bishit camp where the other mentally disabled dwell.

>Everybody isn't deliberately lying to you. Stop being paranoid.
Did I fucking say everyone is lying? I defended that anon because she was being lied to. And you came in here to say "well its ok that they lied because people lie" like what the fuck. You make me physically ill. If you aren't a lesbian it's really time for you to go. In fact, I'm quite certain you aren't a biological female, a goldstar lesbian. Because if you were you wouldn't justify dishonest. Behold, further proof that bisexual women are untrustworthy at every level.
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>>7954537
Truth be told im into steampunk and rockabilly fem chicks. Idk y but that shit is sexy, aaan it helps that u fall in the daper look..
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>>7957621

Let your gay shiiiine anon, don't be ashamed.
Maybe one day you'd even make eye contact and smile at her.
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>>7956144
Honestly. It kinda sounds like you suck in bed... Girls leave me but because they can't handle the idea of me cheating on them, despite the fact that i have Never cheated. Girl if you want to truly convert someone to lesbianism, you have to make her crave your touch.
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>>7957691
That *i fall
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>>7957689
>It is when it's what we're talking about.
You don't get to act pious about this one thing, which you obviously wouldn't lie about because you've made it front and center to your identity, when you're probably just as big a liar as your ex or worse everywhere else.

>How hard is it to know whether you feel sexual attraction to something? It's a yes or no kind of deal.
Like I said, stop projecting yourself on to others.

>Did I fucking say everyone is lying?
"Stop lying for once in your life."
"Behold, further proof that bisexual women are untrustworthy at every level."

>a biological female, a goldstar lesbian
FYI those are different things.
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>>7957753
>which you obviously wouldn't lie about because you've made it front and center to your identity, when you're probably just as big a liar as your ex or worse everywhere else
What are you talking about? What ex? I'm a fucking lesbian of course I'm going to tell others that because it's not the standard and my dating pool is a puddle. I know this is a strange concept to you, because you're just a heterosexual starved for attention, but yes it matters when you're gay you tell people you're gay.

>stop projecting yourself on to others.
Take your own advice. Stop projecting your need to lie on to other's relationships.

>whining
I said bishits are liars. Not everyone. Bishits. Like you. You admitted to lying in your relationships didn't you?

>FYI those are different things
The only things that matter here. If you aren't all of them then you deserve no respect.
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>>7956953
Second this.
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>>7957050
Second this too.
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>>7957802
>What are you talking about? What ex?
You remember telling me you weren't the girl who just broke up with her gf of 5 years? Me neither.

>you're just a heterosexual starved for attention
That's really bigoted.

>You admitted to lying in your relationships didn't you?
You seem to be confusing me with the ex from the other poster's story...

Gold star is meaningless and divisive.
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>>7957910
>You remember telling me you weren't the girl who just broke up with her gf of 5 years? Me neither.
In my post >>7957689 I said "I defended that anon because she was being lied to" and in my post >>7957576 I started with "d/a" which means "different anon" if you didn't fucking know.

>That's really bigoted.
>Using "bigoted" unironically
Look who's fresh off of tumblr

>Gold star is meaningless and divisive.
You say that because you aren't one. If she had been dating a goldstar lesbian that 5 years wouldn't have been a sham. At least not over sexuality. Goldstar indicated honesty with oneself. Refusing to "try" guys like people insist, like my family insisted to me. It's the ones that doubt themselves that turn out to be liabilities.
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>>7957960
I agree with this anon.

Other anon >>7957910 comes off as a tumblrtard
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>>7957960
>I started with "d/a" which means "different anon" if you didn't fucking know.
I didn't know, sorry.

>You say that because you aren't one.
I'm very happy with who I am thanks, and it doesn't mean I'm dishonest with myself in any way.

>If she had been dating a goldstar lesbian that 5 years wouldn't have been a sham. At least not over sexuality.
Like I said she got dumped, she should get over it. It's not like she won't have told her own lies, but they don't count, because only gold star matters, right?
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>end of a long day
>check /clg/
>thread being ruined
Shocking.
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>>7957995
Because my identity doesn't revolve around being a lesbian who has never so much as shaken hands with a male?
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>>7958035
Look, I don't care what you believe. If anon is upset she was lied to she can be upset she was lied to. That's when people should support her. It's people (like you) who descend upon her in that state and say something as stupid as "aw gee everybody lies! hyuk hyuk" that doesn't sit well with me. Let her fucking be angry her relationship ended poorly - don't fucking police her and don't fucking police people rallying behind her. I'm not going into your bishit girl threads to tell you "oh no you shouldn't say this or that because it offends me!" because I'm a lesbian and I have no business being in a bishit thread telling bishits what to do. But you lack that sense. You insist that you can go wherever you want (which you can) and get pissy when people aren't tailoring the discussion to accommodate you (which you are). So if you want peace. Just go.

I officially can not stand bisexuals.
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>>7958046
Yeah but then one of the happiest moments in a goldstars life is stumbling across a compatible other goldstar. What you think that really isn't something lesbians fantasize about?
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>>7958090
>If anon is upset she was lied to she can be upset she was lied to.
She's not. She's upset her relationship is over and instead of reflecting on her relationships and her girlfriend as a person, she's blaming it on the girlfriend's sexuality, all bisexual people, and imagined lies.

>That's when people should support her.
Go back to tumblr. 4chan isn't your hugbox.
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>>7958100
Cis Lesbian Genera =/= Gold Star General
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>>7958046

No, because you're whining about banter on a random singaporeon lesbian stamp collecting online forum.
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>>7958113
>mfw bisexuals are actually this cruel and heartless
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>>7958113

>hoping for support means you want a hugbox

Hey, there's that selfish bisexual stereotype we all know and love

Gj bishit anon
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>>7958132
thank you!
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>>7958132
Would never happen but its always nice to rant everything out
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Daily reminder that if you aren't jade egg-ing your yoni you aren't acting like an optimal girlfriend.

http://goop.com/better-sex-jade-eggs-for-your-yoni/
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>>7958144
Agreeing with the comforting but bigoted lies you like to tell yourself isn't support. Come out with lies, get called on your lies. If you're going to post somewhere like this, you should stop whining and get over yourself instead of begging it become the hugbox you obviously want.
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>>7958132
I will make it so. From next general on this is goldstar general. Thanks for the input.
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>>7958168

>lies
>in the face of statistics about bisexuals

That thing you said about other people telling themselves lies? That's you, projecting.
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>>7958185
You mean popscience studies of 8 people conflating bi girls and bi males to come up with the conclusions their lesbian author wants?
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>>7958179
>From next general on
You're splitting off from the cis lesbians? Bye!
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>>7958214
I am OP and there is no other general like mine. You're free to join the tranners in the "all-inclusive lesgen" tho.
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>>7958229
I'll happily keep posting in /clg/ without you. This general isn't yours.
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>>7958289
It certainly isn't yours, bishit trash.
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>go to do chores
>come back
>bishits everywhere

Why, God?
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>>7958179
If you start making this gold star only It will be so much more puke worthy.

I like golds, but I would never be this shitty about it.

>>7957156
I am on the west coast Canada. Although really not thinking about selling stuff unless I get real desperate. I sold all my extra stuff to get things down to what would fit in a compact sedan when I moved. Don't really have much extra stuff I am willing to part with.
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>>7958293
Yea know. With out conflict, there is no thread.
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And thats coming from me. A true to life goldstar.
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>>7958229
Pro tip. You aren't what is making this thread great, and being a high horse bitch is a quick way to find it emptied.

Also the other thread isn't for trans people it is just for lesbians. If they happen to fall into that category they post there.

The last few weeks I am thinking of exclusively bailing on this one. People raving about "Tranners" "Bishits" "non-golds" is some new nazi shit.

The opposite of chill.
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>>7958179
oh my gosh I was looking for this pic for forever, saw it once in a past /clg/ thread and didn't save it

The girl lying down looks like my crush!!!
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>>7958628
West coast here too.. there aren't any jobs. I've been looking for years ;_;
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>>7958678
anon this reply makes me really happy, i hope you and your crush get together and recreate that photo some day. :3
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>>7958650
Thats just it though, trannies can post here all they want as long as they SHUT THE FUCK UP about being trans, how they get rejected by, WOW, women who don't like dick.

This isn't some secret club, but have some basic fucking respect.
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>>7958693
west coast best coast, i'm in central oregon and the job market out here is absolute toast. we're the recreational dispensary capital of the county but even entry level retail positions drug test so everywhere is understaffed and everyone is unemployed.

check out health food stores. as long as you can pull off a decent interview outfit they'll hire even the butchest of lesbians.
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>>7958721
>women who don't like dick.
I honestly don't get how MTFs are baffled when they get turned down by cis girls? there's a reason: the dick is literally there and lesbians aren't attracted to dick
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>>7958721
^^^ this

just stop fucking talking about it and derailing the fucking thread. no one cares if you're trans. we're here to post photos of chicks from tumblr and complain about our crushes.
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>>7958703
god I wish. she's straight and I'm a highly closeted, awkward acquaintance ;-;
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>>7958744
if it makes you feel better, my crush is my best friend. sorta the same forbidden fruit thing going on there, i guess.
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>>7958728
Vancouver island.. too many cute asian girls from schools staffing jobs here.

>>7958736
>>7958739
Exactly. Now back to previously scheduled posting.

How do you girls prefer your partners pubic hair to be kept? How do you keep yours?
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>>7958757
Oh lord, the straight best friend crush. My first crush was on mine, and I did extremely cringey shit around her, until she called me out for being creepy and we aren't friends anymore
>stole her phone and texted myself "I love you"
why did I do that
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>>7958774
i keep mine intact, but in check, and only ask the same of my partner. i have facial piercings so i'm not going downstairs if i have to take them out every single time.

when i'm single it's a jungle down there. i got better things to do than take a 45 minutes shower.
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>>7958784
oh no, that's the problem. she's gay too. i'm just too scared to ruin our friendship and admit my feelings, because we have such a perfect relationship right now. i just want that, but with nudes and i love you's.
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>>7958843
oh man that sounds like a real pickle
Does she like you? If so go for it!
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>>7958721
Yeah. But you know its boys doing that shit. Most of the trans people I've met on here are stealth as fuck. Its not about what you claim to be its about anyone being obnoxious. See those people i am willing to literally knock the fuck out.

>>7958728
>>7958774
Im from southern California. And out here its not about getting the job, out here its more about getting a job that can keep you alive. Rent starts at about a grand and a half. That is three times over the basic paycheck out here. And then you are competing with the best in the world on every level. Hell even our people at McDonald's have a mandatory hs diploma or working on it. Then there are the numerous background checks the drug tests the life scan the proof of insurance licence....
Its not that we dont have jobs. Its that we lack the expertise. Hell even our educational system is based on a 700 scale, when the rest of the country is barely at 300. Out here our dumbist fuck is smarter than the rest of the country's smartest genius.
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>>7958774
I keep it trimmed, even bought a trimming kit so that i can keep it clean cut and sharp. And for a little extra hygiene i drop some vage powder down there to keep it fresh and soft all day.
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>>7958650
Please go and bail on it. I'm real tired of your "oh we need to be nice to everyone" pc crap. I was hoping the other thread would remove you pieces of shit. /clg/ will become /gsg/ and that's just what's gonna happen. It's your stupidity that brings

these tranners:
>>7958721
>>7958739
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>>7958847
>Does she like you?

potentially. she's really really nice to me, has told me she's into butches before (which i am), and sometimes we'll play flirt with each other.

but she's across the country from me, and has told me before in casual conversation she'd be hesitant to do a LDR, as well as being turned off from dating friends because of that whole losing them when you break up thing.

so you can kinda see, with how close we are, where i'm a little stuck haha.
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>>7958861
oregon anon here, i lived in california for a couple yrs with a partner, but after we broke up i had to move back to oregon because socal was just way too crazy expensive. i ended up in a total hippie tourist trap town and it's still like twice as cheap as the most ghetto areas of oxnard and shit.
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>>7958905
not a tranner, but if they shut the fuck up, then i never have to know. its the perks of an anonymous image board.
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>>7958932
Maaan. I was willing to move across the country once for something like that.
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>>7958945
I know. It is REALLY expensive to stay alive out here.
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>>7958953
>when you flirt with a girl in lesgen and get a contact and you're excited but she sends you a pic and turns out to be a man in a dress
This is the real fear
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>>7958987
Isn't it worse if they pass, because then you get strung along?
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>>7959018
Or worst of all, they convert you.
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>>7959018
>pass
I think I heard of that. It's something the tranners made up because it gives them something to aspire to. But let me tell you the truth - seen one, seen em all.
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>>7959036
Convert you... to what? Like you actually fall in love with the Beast? Or it's like Shrek?
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>>7959048
>like shrek
KEK
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>>7958963
i moved to the next state over for something like that once. she got scared and backed out at the literal last minute. i had to break up with her because she literally just stopped talking to me after that, i'm assuming because of the whole backing out thing.

turned out to be crazy though. harrassed the shit out of my next gf, had to threaten a restraining order and block her on every social media site to get rid of her.

but this girl, i think i'd be okay with her just knowing how i feel. nothing has to really change, it's just really frustrating to have to pretend i don't mean it when i play flirt with her.
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>>7959036
Now i need to know how that would work..
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>>7958693
I will say that as rough as it may seem coming from the East Coast the West seems to have drastically more jobs everywhere! Although the living costs are way steeper too!

>>7958721
>>7958739
>>7958953
This! Just stick to the topic!

>>7958774
>Vancouver island
Holy poop! I am also on Vancouver Island (Essentially Victoria) Don't the rules dictate we should meet up or something hahah. :P

Also trimmed/shaved depending on the day of course.
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>>7959071
Just tell her you like her but you wont act on your feelings. If i find a girl attractive i tell her to her face. That way she knows why i respond the way i do when i hear her voice. I mean its kinda juvenile to pretend you DONT like someone for what ever reason, dont you think?
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Where the fuck is my girlfriend with that southern twang?
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>>7959157
Literally have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>7959157
hi I'm here
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>>7959165
I am not them, but I think I know what they are on about. (Can't speak for video quality just an idea for the accent) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWAMi_GONRM
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>>7958774
>How do you girls prefer your partners pubic hair to be kept? How do you keep yours?
I shave mine. On a partner, I prefer shaven or a nice trim.
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>>7959172
Are you super chub? I mean I don't mind a little thickness but - that's it. That's my one thing. I want to marry you and give you a good life.
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>>7959175
Lol!!! Rust belt claims to have a bunch of jobs. Then claims high intellect.
Silly hillbilly.
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>>7959115
Naa.. I'm too ugly and weird to meet up with anyone. Not to mention fat. And poor.
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Shout out to anyone feeling cripplingly insecure and/or unattractive because of their physical appearance. I hope all anons struggling with self-image have a very pleasant day.
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>>7959229
I mean I have a girlfriend so it wouldn't be anything like that, and don't be so hard on yourself haha. It's K though. Just glad to know I have a fellow /clg/ poster on the island.
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>>7959295
Thanks anon. But I'm beautiful.
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>>7959318
I didn't mean to imply that sorry, just that I don't even like being seen by other people because I know I'm horrible looking.

Besides I have an ex that I'll never get over anyways.
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>>7959482
>I know I'm horrible looking.

That is horse shit. Pic related minus the butch part (I'm more femme or neutral)

Like if your out of shape then work on that. I have met few genuinely ugly lesbians. The ones I have don't self identify as ugly either.
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>>7959198
Im like 5'7 and 125 ish lbs so if that's chub then yes but no I'm not really chub at all
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>>7959597
I'm gonna climb you like a tree.
I will worship you for the rest of my life.
Which southern state you in, my love?
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>>7959622
Texas
I don't think I want worship anon, I just want love

and to be tied down to my bed and teased mercilessly
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>>7959685
Let me do it anon! Let me torture you and come on your shivering body just let me love you.
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>>7959688
uh sure anon just come over to my place and we'll have a grand ol time
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>>7959688
>>7959694
You guys better actually get together swear to god
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>If it were and you had no limitations - where would you vacation to?

Mexico. I wish i had money to actually go there.

>>7952989
I don't remember the last time i was out on a date.
>>7954026
I like them
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So last week my new gf sprung on me that she was abused by her previous partner, then today she said that I was using her as an emotional punching bag (after I complained about work?). I apologised and asked if she wanted to talk about it further tomorrow when we got together. I was trying to be sensitive to the fact that she was abused before.
Now she says I'm being suffocating.. wtf?
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>>7959976
Is she a gold star?
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>>7959976
Stop talking to her for a week. No calls, no texts, nothing. She already sounds like the type that likes to play the victim.
>>You talk about work
>>"I don't want to be your emotional punching bag."
>>You ask her if somethings bothering her
>>"You're suffocating me."
Holy shit I wouldn't deal with that. If she can't handle basic conversation without associating it with negatively towards her, you wont have a happy relationship.
Drop her immediately considering you've already noticed this pattern. Why would she even date someone then? Chances are she didn't REALLY get abused she's just playing the victim and I doubt anything you can do can fix her considering her actions are all to keep you at bay and not let you in. All the red flags are there anon and I don't want you to get hurt. But you should leave.
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>>7958774
I get a wax every other week
>its totally not because I'm crushing hard on the korean girl
>really its not
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>>7959976
borderline
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>>7960167
>Stop talking to her for a week. No calls, no texts, nothing.
What the hell?
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>>7960201
yeah, I go dark on people I don't want to deal with all the time
>mom gets on my nerves, don't talk or text her for like a month or more

its kinda mean, but it works
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>>7960208
She puts up with that when you just start contacting her again after a month?
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>>7960215
usually my father calls me up and says she's worried
>which means she's going though a "nobody loves me" thing
she just forgets that she doesn't run my life
I love my mother, I just don't get along with her very well
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>>7959976
is she getting any kind of therapy?
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>>7960224
>I love my mother, I just don't get along with her very well
That is bizarre.
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>>7958090
Thanks anon. I wasn't even angry or projecting my anger as that other stupid anon said. I think they just got butthurt I said fuck bisexuals at the end, and even then I meant it jokingly.
>>7958113
>>She's not. She's upset her relationship is over and instead of reflecting on her relationships and her girlfriend as a person, she's blaming it on the girlfriend's sexuality, all bisexual people, and imagined lies.

Aright, I'm gonna stop you right there considering you don't know the extent of my relationship or what happened and have thrown it waaaay out of proportion to defend...bisexuals? You clearly are butthurt by that.
My ex and I got in a fight and she confessed the only reason she wanted to break off our relationship she said she was actually pretty happy with-- WAS INDEED the fact she wanted a male partner and kids someday. Which she never told me until that fight. She had always said she was a lesbian and goldstar and I was her first. So yeah, she probably kept those feelings in and still lied to me about not having them. And when I mean lied to me-- i mean by not telling me her true feelings. Not--
"HOLY FUCK MY GFS NOT A TRUE NORTH GOLD STAR BLAH BLAH."
I'm not that fucking petty.
I think her mom had a lot to do with it considering she was against the idea of her being a lesbian and wants grandkids anyways and I know she pressed on her to get a bf a lot. I'm not "blaming her sexuality." I want whatever she wants. I want her to be happy, with our without me.. It absolutely hurts she left me out of the blue when our relationship was actually really good. Even she said I was amazingly supportive and loving. But she wants to get into a normal heteronrelationship and have kids. I understand that, I'm not even butthhurt. It just sucks, she could've been more honest with me and could've told me what she wanted instead of hide it in. Even she admitted she strung me along.
I'm not mad. I just wish she now wasn't acting so childish with our breakup.
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>>7960242
she's constantly lamenting about her lack of grandkids, even though my brother gave her three
she has high anxiety and wigs out over every little thing
the worst thing is my birthday usually falls around Thanksgiving, usually the day of, before, or after
I always want a Me day, but
>its a family holiday
she's one of those people you can get along with great in small doses, but not every day

I'm just bitter sometimes
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>>7960057
No, but she's not bi.

>>7960167
Yeah that's what I'm thinking. She sounded like she wanted me to break up with her, so I did. Now she's hurt and confused about what she did wrong so idfk. I'm honestly at the point where I don't care enough to bother. I liked her but this is a huge hassle.

>>7960196
Quite possibly.

>>7960241
Not that I'm aware of. Apparently she's been single for like 4 years. I thought maybe she had gotten therapy in that time but now I'm not so sure.

Honestly guys I'm super confused and unhappy with the situation. Probs just gonna let it go and try again with someone else.
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>>7960224
I don't break contact with my mum because she's incredibly unstable, but;
>I love my mother, I just don't get along with her very well
In this we are very much alike. I can't be around her for more than a week. I'm incredibly glad we live in different states.
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>>7957599
http://imgur.com/a/pwGBL
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>>7960402
Lewd.
Did you draw that from memory, bby?
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>>7960402
L-lewd.
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>Tfw 5'9" and fit. Naturally timid due to childhood bullying. Getting in shape and rapidly becoming more attractive as weeks passby. Feels good. But still emotionally crippled due to past experiences.
>I go to an art club meeting at my uni and I meet this Korean exchange student.
>5'1", blond hair, nice taste in fashion, and without the stereotypical square-jaw.
>No one this pretty has ever given me attention.
>The club is all East Asians and someone teases me about my height and shoulders.
>She tells him to shut the fuck up, feels good having someone defend me.
>She keeps me occupied through the the club meeting and has a great sense of humor, and is a little domineering in her mannerisms.
>She gives me her number before I leave to go home, and grabs my shoulder.
>"Have a good night! I'll see you later?"
>"Y-yeah."

>I end up seeing her around campus and she always manages to ask how I'm doing, etc.
>I have lunch with her friends and she sits next to me, hand on my knee for the entire time.
>Asks me why I haven't been texting her.
>I finally get the courage to text her and she immedately replies.
>We text for three days and hit it off, then she gets right to the point.
>"Are you a virgin?"
>I say yes and wants me to come over for dinner. Tonight.
>tfw ur desperately craving emotional and physical intimacy with someone, so you end up saying yes.
>"O-okay."

This is the first time I've ever felt wanted in the romantic sense, and it feels nice. I know she probably just wants to fuck me and be done with it, but I'm hoping it leads to something more, she's a genuinely nice person. I'm not that autistic, just shy, and I like that she takes the lead and is reassuring. That, and I've always wanted a smaller girl to top me (so that's good).

Whether or not I lose my virginity tonight, please wish me luck. I'll report back here tomorrow.
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>>7959849
you and I both know it's not happening, she didn't even leave contact information
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>>7960777
Best of luck anon, have a great night.
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>be femsoled man
>see cis lesbian while getting a smoothie
>thought she was just a sporty non lesbian at first (Stacey)
>tfw she shit tests me and reaches for my smoothie and it forces me to react
>meet eyes and that instant moment I see her lesbian masc sole and she sees my femsole even though I have a beard and a pony tail.

I just like sharing green text with someone.
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>>7960777

Cute blonde girl wants to fug you AND you got trips.

You're really living the dream, anon.
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>come back months later
>trans lesbians still posting in the cis lesgen general

It's still going on I see. I laughed. Other than discord one cannot keep LGBT gens pure cis lesgen.

Not apologizing for my masculinity.
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>>7954380

Do it.
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Tfw I can tell the tranny posters from the genuine female ones. Tfw trannies will never be women in mind or in body.

Also Grimes is cute but her music is objectively bland, but good. Like oatmeal. But since she's cute it's the greatest oatmeal I've ever had.

Goodbye!
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>>7959120
fortunately, i've never outright told her i didn't like her before, but my friends have called us out on flirting with each other before. do you think it's really worth risking a really great friendship?

are there any suggestions to a way i could maybe test the waters and make sure i'm not just about to make things really weird?
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>>7959295
i-i lost 5lbs this week, maybe i won't be a fat single butch the rest of my life h-haha ;__;
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>>7960288
this sounds exactly like my mother, except her birthday is the holiday one. we'll go months without talking because she flips over the tiniest things, but i still love and care about her.
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>>7961049
What are trips? Also thanks.
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>>7961385
Sometimes I wish I was a fat butchdyke so I could work on myself and become a qt skinny femme and get all the grills.
Unfortunately I'm already a skinny femme and there are no gfs in sight.
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>>7961161
I have no idea why you're invading here but Grimes is hot indeed and also hair goals.
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>>7960368
Not goldstar? Not sane. Screepcap dis

>>7960777
Good job anon, proud of you pushing yourself. But you're a fucking newfag.
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Anons I'm really in a good mood today. I hope you're all having a great day and that life treats you right. <3
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Someone make a new thread or something.
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>>7961709
that's sweet but too cheesy
get back to tumblr
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>>7961757
We have to wait for our overlord to make it.
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>>7961757
It's on page 6 you piece of turd pie.
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>>7961762
But I only ever on tumblr for fanfiction and porn
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>>7961790
Don't lie to us, tumblrina.
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>>7960777
Go for it, you glorious bitch. Don't forget to tell us about it when you're back!
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>>7958194
New anon - if you can come up with something more reliable than this, I'd be fucking delighted to see it.
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what's the best pet to have as a suburban lesbian couple?

ps:we're not married yet,i just like fantasying about our future
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>>7962127
I wish I had the room and money to have multiple pets. I'd keep some chickens, a goat, bird, dogs, and a micro pig.
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>>7962127
Some big dogs.
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>>7962147
Micro pig?
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>>7962127
A goldfish, obviously.
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>>7962172
They start off as super small pigs. They grow to normal size tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f3RkpTnS7I
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>>7962183
Aww, that was cute.
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>>7953154
That sounds fun anon! Id like to buy a huge sailboat or catamaran someday.
>>"Lez Island Transport Captain" (needs a better name)
You can call me whatever you want anon.
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>>7962183
Pet pigs seem so cute. They're really smart too!

Potbellied pigs don't get as big as regular farm pigs, but still bigger than a dog. Not sure if I could handle the responsibility.
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>>7962221
They can be house broken and are quite intelligent. I think I'd enjoy using one as a pillow.
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>>7961709
It won't but thanks. <3
>>7961762
Shut up.
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>>7962231
Don't mean to crush your dream, but pigs have tough skin and firm bodies. Not really pillow material.
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>>7962412
>tfw no qt giant crab pet that I will name Bertha and make her a dapper butch who wears a top hat and smokes fake cigars that are actually crab food

This is not the life.
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>>7962412
I've pet them. I like my pillows firm. If it's too coarse I'll just throw a blanket over her.
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ahoy fag
>>7962471
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>>7960402
>http://imgur.com/a/pwGBL
Gotta get that nose in there.

>>7960777
Way to go! You sound so cute and timid. :3

>>7962044
lawl

>>7962218
I have always wanted a Cat, but they are intimidating to get in and outof docks. i-I guess if you helmed it wouldn't be so bad *blush*

>I am entirely too proud of my image name...
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>>7962221
Pigs eat a fuck lot, they poop a lot too, need a lot of space. You need a truck if you ever have to move it arnoud.
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>>7962494
>Pussy
Looks more like a catamaran to me. Is that the joke?
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>>7961378
Tell her anyone would be insane to not find her attractive
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>>7961446
wanna trade?

jk, the bragging rights are my only motivator. that and all the pussy.




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