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Jam on a bread.

• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

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first for
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>>8717298
what did you do to gloomy
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>>8717302
not nearly enough
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>>8717308
goofnight sheen
I hope you sleep well
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>>8717363
post pic
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>>8717367
cute boys
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>>8717363
my penis is hard
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>>8717374
I posted one to unsee yesterday
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>>8717393
I missed it that is why I am asking :3
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>>8717402
https://unsee
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>>8717408
what would nigel farage say if he saw you now
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sleepi
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>>8717414
"haha the absolute mad man"
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>>8717416
>sleepy
>4pm
yeah, we don't take siestas in this country, chica

back to writing that dissertation
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i am really tired desu
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>>8717422
im sleepi bc i stayed up until 6 AM writing it but my body woke me up at 10 anyway

it's mostly done thankfully
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https://camelflage.com/
Potential tucking clothes?
There's a special insert sewn into the crotch of everything.
Mostly leggings
The before & after shot sold me
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>>8717432
i want to delete it, just to see the look of panic on your face
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>>8717451
>valq in leggings
sweaty forehead pic goes here
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tfw garbage
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>>8717459
Today is pride parade.
Imma wear my crazy design leggins, malelifecant horns, and maybe my big butterfly wings
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>>8717460
same
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>>8717463
>Autocorrect thinks I don't speak English
*Maleficent
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>>8717463
people are just going to assume you're a str8 cis girl
how tall are you even, you look like you shrank
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>>8717472
5'10.5 ish
Do i need to stand out as a tranner for pride?
Ngl, cute buzz-cut dykes were kinda creepn on me while downtown yesterday.
The whole street is lined with trans & LGBT flags
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i wish i was good enough for my gf
or at least that we could date somebody who is
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>>8717460
at least you're cute garbage

it's better than being dumb, ugly garbage
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>>8717508
All that means is more opportunities for people to throw you away
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DUDE SELF HATE POSTING LMAO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1NDxHKD6qA

Nuclear War, the ultimate reason to not transition.
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>>8717535
you are very cynical this morning
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So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
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>there's a reason why fast food makes people fat
>why
>you don't need to know the reason why to take advantage of it
This is still the smartest person in the thread.
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>>8717568
I can only read this in Faye's voice
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>>8717564
Tends to happen when you lose things.
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>>8717460
>>8717535
You aren't garbage and you aren't being thrown away, but you are being treated unfairly. I wish you wouldn't internalize this because it really isn't a shortcoming or anything you have done wrong. This isn't your fault.
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>>8717568
hot
date her
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that copy pasta is still the best desu
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>>8717568
That's nice, dear.

>>8717564
Trip-only banan is Dark banon.
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>>8717561
idgi, when does it actually become tranny related?
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>>8717280
Reminder that if you didn't naturally sit to pee you are AGP.
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>>8717570
Same desu
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>>8717595
AGPEE XDDDDDDD AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
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>>8717595
reminder that if your dick isnt big enough that water splashes up on your dick if you sit to pee then you arent trutrans
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>>8717573
i'm confident that some day in the future, you will have the opportunity to get revenge on roommate-chan
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>>8717600
mine is like a third nipple.
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>>8717601
Why exactly would I want revenge?

>>8717574
It is veeeeeery difficult to not internalise it. I feel like my trust has been deeply violated.
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>>8717601
isnt her room mate cath, as in her ex?
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>>8717606
>Why exactly would I want revenge?
for throwing you out? for breaking up with you? for making you upset?
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next time a chaser comes at me i'm playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO8qCRVj8dI

in the meantime i'm dancing to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Dur3uXXCQ

this is sweet too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sx8wTnnfSc
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>>8717606
lani... :(
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>>8717613
Yes but how would revenge make anything better or be in any way satisfying.
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>>8717621
What happened was not your fault and you did nothing wrong. You did everything you could to make/keep her happy and she did everything she could to make you sad.
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>>8717621
i dunno, usually when someone screws you over, it's normal to feel some satisfaction when you find some way to get back at them

maybe you're just not a petty and vengeful type though
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life is still bad
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>tfw you know what nail polish remover you want and multiple stores don't have it.
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>>8717570
link?
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I don’t even know how much of my memory issues is brain damage and how much is dissociation anymore

I just realised I barely remember anything of my life before the last six weeks ago, the last fully-formed memory I can think of is my graduation ceremony

But that may not be new, maybe it’s been this bad the whole time and I just keep forgetting that’s my limit, I don’t even know

I haven't used any drugs except my CBD vape pen and a little bit of weed (<0.2g) in the last fortnight btw

I hate my body and my fucking brain
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>>8717568
8/10
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>>8717678
good thing you document parts of your life here so you can just look in the archive
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>>8717678
god damn that sounds like it sucks
what happened that caused it do u think?

t. newfag who doesnt know the tripfags on this board
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>>8717692
Inb4 Robin asks what to look up in the archive because she already forgot again
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>>8717674
https://clyp.it/zyk2xrpf
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>>8717678
6 weeks is your turnover. make some notes and tape them around your house.
we're here for you
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>>8717696
Don't you just LOVE attention
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>>8717678
You did know that even a single hit of mayjay causes permanent memory loss, right?
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>>8717715
hahahaha no it doesnt lmao
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>>8717692
yeah I know, I've been going through my Facebook too, I definitely remember the facts of things but only specifically if I see something to remind me of them

the main problem is I can't tell if it's always been quite this bad, I might have this same realisation frequently for all I know

>>8717693
I very likely have CPTSD because of fuck-off-insane emotional abuse growing up from my dad, I'm waiting for an assessment but UK mental healthcare is broken

I've had brain damage since I was born because of low oxygen at birth so my physical health is pretty shit and I also have learning difficulties, primarily with memory, but what little mental notes I do have ingrained are telling me I usually know more about myself automatically (without seeing photos, reminders etc.) than I'm able to right now
like it literally took me a while to figure out my own age and the name of the high school I went to

I have a friend from uni with the same condition as mine and they often can't remember their own name or when to eat so maybe this is normal for me, it's spooky as fuck though

I know where I am and who I am and everything so it's definitely not some kind of full-on dissociative disorder episode though
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>>8717712
If I wanted attention I'd trip
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>>8717715
okay Alan Cumming

>>8717704
I can't handwrite very well and I have housemates so I can't leave notes everywhere, they'd get pissed off at me
I'll have to make a note of this in my to-do-list notepad document though
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tfw she keeps asking for pictures of your face .___.
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>>8717731
>>8717719
Stop embarrassing yourself, booboo
https://www.google.ca/search?q=marijuana+memory+site:nih.gov
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>>8717731
the government should be able to ban people like you from housing and public services.

like if your a known claimer then you get blacklisted on all tax payer facilities and so if you phone 999 they ignore u
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>>8717769
that's how africa works. ever seen an angry mob of starving homeless wartorn people?

ever seen what someone will do when they're dying from famine?

bro can u even grow crop?
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>>8717337
#
>my fight with Mercury
>misread Juniper as Jupiter

I'm sorry Shakira I literally CAN'T not post this.
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>>8717778
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>>8717734
give her all of your face pictures and butt pictures
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>>8717734
there arent any pictures of your face with your cum on it are there?
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>>8717791
she already has all of my butt pictures desu :>
i don't think she needs hundreds of facepics tho .-.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctz9q8uVdf4
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>>8717795
>my cum
aha
hahahahahahahahaha
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huggin /mtfg/
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>>8717809
So you are the Birch person they always taunt?
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>>8717813
yeah, i used to trip here and elsewhere as anthony burch
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>>8717819
Why were you like ... that back then?
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>>8717819
Why that D lister?

Also you badly need a peti and uh...

a less organic foot cream...
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>>8717822
i was more unstable than i am now???
i think being on proper hrt (ie not bica) has reduced my mental illness a bit.

tl;dr i frequently get breakdowns and i USED to really go haywire and remove everyone and leave servers and shit
so me spamming my pre-hrt pics was basically just me trying to get people to dislike me because i was having a tantrum
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>>8717824
self deprecating humor
i started using the nickname a little while before i decided to transition

that pic is like a year old. tl;dr i dated a chaser pre-hrt and he was a footfag. so.
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>>8717833
Aaaaah. Gross, but your private business, guess you learned not to over share with 4chins eh?

Its 3late5me so I don't even worry about it anymore.
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>>8717846
i had no self-respect pre-hrt so w/e
it's not like i was sharing anything of value

i only share my hrt lewds with girls i like :>
and maybe one or two boys.
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>>8717764
"Relatively consistent findings have been reported regarding the acute impairments induced by a single dose of Δ9-THC on verbal and working memory. It is unclear whether they may persist beyond the intoxication state."
>It is unclear whether they may persist beyond the intoxication state
yeah after u come down you are basically perfectly normal unless you smoke snoop dogg levels of weed

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3931635/
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long term weed usage is bad. period.
if you're still too new to comprehend that, try meeting old people who smoke, then meet their sober family.
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also it's extremly rare to get well grown weed that didnt use nutrients or pesticides or organic bullshit.
was it flushed right so ur not smoking k?
are u smokiing flower, or glycol based oil? inhaling ash?

brb my weed is tits up the best ever

don't delude yourself. drugs hinder transition. drugs are how we coped pre trans, mmmkay?
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>>8717833
>i dated a chaser pre-hrt
that's called a homosexual
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>>8717872
yeah
i used to be gay-bi pre-hrt
now i'm into girls
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>>8717715
>>8717764
>this person literally takes D.A.R.E seriously
>>8717851
Its been since proved that that effect lasts less than 4 hours. It is literally JUST part of the high.

Of course you already know this

Also,

>fearing mmj
>taking skittles

Are you fucking serious? Tylennol is 1400 times more neurotoxic than weed and modest ODing on Tylennol 5 days a week is better for your liver than many types of HRT lol.
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>>8717868
>drugs are how we coped pre trans
being trans isn't my only problem

also
>2017
>smoking weed
get a vape ffs
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>>8717861
Long term SMOKING is bad.

Long term cannnibinoid ingestion safely can significantly improve and extend your life.

Your anecdotes are bullshit and you meet life long marijuana users daily and don't even know it.
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>>8717906
you're half the fucking age of me and your only exposed to the criminal side of drugs.

i used to be a nurse. get lost, come back when you cool down
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>>8717911
go to bed syndie, it's late
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How do i tell my mum i'm trans :(?
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>>8717829
That's a weird coping strategy but ok.
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>>8717868
>rare to get good weed

If you are poor or stupid AND can't garden maybe. Again these are BS arguments, you just idiotically conflate legality and morality like most brainwashed people

Only 3rd worlders and rednecks grow weed with miracle gro and chrmicals that way because it yields like shit, tastes like shit, and is low potency in a VERY competitive market
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>>8717920
idk i've always had trouble dealing with people online. probably the aspergers.
it'd kind of make sense, since autism's milder in women, so not having my brain drown in T might be fixing it a little bit.
the same thing happened with my bipolar
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>>8717919
say you got a hormone imbalance and you're taking something from an endocrinologist like insulin

in three months after mum notices you're fantastic new personality, tell her the subcategory of intersex is transgender
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>thought I was straight
>am now becoming a filthy transbian because of a grill I met in a tranny Discord
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>>8717911
there would be no criminal side of drugs if they were legalized, taxed and regulated. Plus, wouldn't you want drugs made by doctors, chemists and botanists rather than cartels, biker gangs and retards in their trailers?
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>>8717927
>>8717359
how big is she? i'm 5 foot even almost
do i start both at the same time or do i go like a month on cypro only first? idk how to hrt :(
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>>8717911
>criminal side of drugs

I have operated or been part of licensed grows in 3 different states. I have a CO caregiver liscense -still-

Nurses don't know shit about medicinal toxicity and no you aren't 58. My dad was an Endoscopist at the VA after being an RN for years, I know exactly what they do and know

Get your shit together and don't tell fibs to back up prejudiced stupidity
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>>8717937
"how big are you" isn't really that important
tolerance depends on the person
i know people way larger than me who are less tolerant to certain things, and people smaller who are more

start both at the same time

>>8717932
good girl :)
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>>8717943
huh ok
im gonna try 2mg and 25mg then? then bump it up as you said?

i cant get blood tests so hopefully i dont fuck my body up too bad
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>>8717943
You must know what effect that phrase can have on an MtF. :3
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it's cool if you wana smoke i even said i'm smoking lol

just dont say it's fucking magic juice with zero side effects
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>>8717949
Cannibinoids have literally 0 downsides except inebriation.

Are you done backpeddling? You are an Anon - you can just stop typing and go on like ot never happened and we will never know how dumb you were later.
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>>8717946
you can probably start & stay on 25mg, yeah
if your libido is still high that means it's not enough
you can probably do 4mg in two months

>>8717947
of course uwu
it makes good girls act like better girls
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>>8717956
okay Claire, I'm sorry i let my bias effect your morning.
salam
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>>8717957
wait i know that the tranny pills are working by if i dont feel horny anymore?

what if i still wanna have a sex drive :( i thought e gives ppl cocklust too
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>>8717962
okay no, that's a bad way to put it.
if you're still really horny and there's no difference from pre-hrt, that's the problem

if your T is being blocked properly your libido will be more emotional and passive (ie, no random erections)
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>>8717949
combustion sucks
dabbings awesome
concentrates literally are magic juice with 0 side effects
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>>8717961
>getting bullied away by a failed ghetto man criminal that took testosterone pills for over 10 years yet claims to be trans.

its okay he is hyperaggresive and will defend his criminal drug actions. but he will be the one burning for his corruption
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>>8717961
I'm super fine, I just have no patience for lies and useful idiots amplifying negative propaganda out of some desperate need for conversational relevance

Mmj is literally the best medicine on the planet when properly exploited and yet people will clamor all day to justify and protect their life long brain washing even if it means kids die of preventable seizures and cancers because god forbid old retards admit they were tricked.

I am more passionate about my job than you can understand because you haven't ever done anything as important smuggle hundreds of thousands of doses of medication past fascistic murderers set on robbing and kidnapping you for it
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>>8717968
hmm ok
when can i start lowering the cypro? and does it actually kill my balls so i can quit taking it eventually?
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i'm going shopping, wooo!
beets sound tasty today. gota find some real chikken for din din too.

agp muzzie out
<3

>>8717999
i've used endoscopic fine needle aspiration to biopsy and diagnose cancers. i've used endo tools to cut out cancer and i held it in my gloved hand as i passed it to the pathologist.

this was my job. i never gave one pill to anyone.

bye
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>>8718007
i mean, most people here go on 50mg but a lot of people lower to 25mg because of depression
25mg -should- work, but idk. 10mg might be possible after a while, because cypro will gradually lower how much you produce.
but 25mg should probably be the lowest you go for a long time

it's supposed to eventually kill your balls, yes
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I mean, the risks in adults are pretty minor but I'm sure weed can cause earlier onset of psychosis in those predisposed to it. The only people I know with psychosis are people who were smoking weed heavily already at like 13 and didn't have those sorts of problems at the time. Still the risks are not enough for it to be illegal and alcohol/cigs legal.
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>>8718017
im planning on starting on 25 and 2mg and supplementing b12 so i can hopefully dodge the depression
how many months til i can drop to 10? and awesome, when do i know my balls are dead? i know it wont be for like a year + though
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>>8718015
All the more reason you should know better than to irresponsibly condem the healthiest pharmaceutical response to it

Have fun shopping. :)
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>post my weird looking tits on /b/
>get nice comments

unexpected desu
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what happened to Oryx? I miss her cute posts
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>>8718030
that's the thing is idk if you -can- drop to 10. 25mg is the lowest i know most people to go to
i just know that one transgirl i know managed to

i think it's generally 1.5-2 years to kill your balls

>>8718037
attention is easy to get
eventually you get disgusted by 4chan attention desu
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Starting HRT is so nerve wracking.

I am scared that 25mgx2 and 1mgx2 is gonna be a waste of time for being too low but my doctor should know best right?
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>>8718044
your estrogen is fine
1-2 mg is a normal starting dose

doctors can be knowledgeable or shit depending on where you live
i've heard horror stories from australia
>no point giving underage people blockers without estrogen
>started someone on 4mg, then 8mg after a month
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>>8718044
It's best to start slow, desuuu
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>>8718044
starting slower is definitely better
these pills are really nothing to play around with
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>>8718044
it's normal to start off at a lower dose and then up it after 3/6 months

don't be like the crazy hons on reddit who try and nuke themselves with estrogen and guzzle all their pills at once
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Good morning
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>>8717463
did you go to the children's drag show yesterday
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>>8718070
Nope.
Why do you know about this
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>>8718069
why are you awake so late
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>>8718069
Mornin
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>>8718083
kinky
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>>8718082
I stayed up very late and I need sleep before work is why!

>>8718083
delete this
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>>8718048
>>8718052
>>8718056
>>8718064

That's a relief!
I should expect my dose to go up a couple months time then?

I'm feeling so impatient I want to see effects so soon and I know it won't happen soon.
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>>8718090
>I stayed up very late and I need sleep before work is why!
i guess i'll accept that excuse

this time at least
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>>8718089
>>8718090
Sorry
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>>8718098
SOUNDING IS NOT OKAY
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>>8718097
I'm gonna do it again tonight and you can't stop me

>>8718098
Oh god that's even worse
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>>8718101
Docking is better
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>>8718074
because I live in Fargo and I find the idea of a children's drag show absolutely disgusting
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>>8718103
>I'm gonna do it again tonight and you can't stop me
just take a nap at work in the pillows aisle when nobody's looking, so you don't have to sleep for so long when you come home
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>>8718109
We don't have one

>>8718107
Only for hitting your homie up with a reload
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>>8718112
>We don't have one
go to sleep in the giant teddy bear aisle then :3
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>>8718108
Omfg why are all these Fargo ppl comming out of the woodwork rn
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Slow thread
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>>8718103
>>8718101
>>8718107
Well.
Look, I'm sorry, my finger slipped
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>>8718116
I have more bad news for you
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>>8718117
If ur gonna be downtown for the fag parade stop into Steve's and I'll neg u
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>>8718124
wow, canadian supermarkets everyone
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tfw you're really lewd
tfw you did lewd things
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>>8718131
It's not a supermarket though you hoser
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How much could I get paid to be like a real authentic version of those boob mousepads?
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>>8718125
That's half a block from festivities and I won't even be in the same state, senpai
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>>8718142
do you have a reflective chest?
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>>8718138
it's beginning to sound more like a hoser-mart than anything else

seems to be the only thing you'd find there anyway (only on the days when you're working though)
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I have confirmed opiate withdrawal. Nausea, restlessness and insomnia.
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>>8718152
No but I'm a fast learner!
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>>8718153
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>>8718112
>reload
please say thats what i think it is

is it cumming into his dick?
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>>8718120
Sorry
It's probably my fault somehow
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>>8718161
i'm sorry, i forgot you were taking estrogen again and it's made you all emotional

i'll stop being mean now
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wait wtf is docking
i used to know from TiTS but now i forgot
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>>8718167
its not.
do you want to talk offboard?
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>>8718154
Pull yourself together, lass. There's still hope for you. Drugs will reverse your transition gains.
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>>8718173
Absolute lies and slander
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>>8718154
Don't die
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i feel like throwing up
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>>8718186
i don't tell lies

except when i can gain something from it, or if it might make for a funny post and earn me the respect of my /mtfg/ peers
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>>8718195
Do it and post the photo.
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me right now
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tfw im a boy uwu.
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which trips are actually rabbits
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>>8718206
You're telling a lie right now, can you prove I'm taking estrogen?
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>>8718183
what gains? i look exactly the same
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>>8718220
I am a duck
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>>8718219
you're a really cute girl nwn
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>>8718221
i can't prove it, i just have a good nose for these things

it's how i'm always able to pick you out in a crowd of anonposts and how i can tell you're back to taking estrogen again
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>>8718229
>Back to
>Implying I ever was
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>>8718226
thank you

but i will see that as hugboxing
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>>8718125
Marcus?
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>>8718243
idk i think you're cute
you're KIND OF androgynous, but your face is soft and feminine so
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>>8718237
everything is going to be okay CC, you have friends that are looking out for you :3
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>tfw not even androgynous
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redpill me on roommate-chan
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>>8718249
aw i think youre cute too.

But honestly im just straight up man, i should probably stop posting here. Dont want people to start to think I might be trans desu.
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>>8718261
>tfw you think your gf is cute but she thinks she looks like a man
>tfw your gf thinks you're cute but you think you look like a man
dysphoria is a hell of a drug
you're cute desu
would kiss :^)
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>>8718261
You look fine. Maybe try to gain a little body fat if you are sensitive about the sharpness of your chin and jaw line but you are feminizing nicely.
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>>8718261
I'm pretty jelly. You have a nice face.
I wish I didn't have such a man face.
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>>8718252
Delet
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>>8718261
your eyes read girl but your lower face is very manly. unffortunaly i dont think ffs could get you this result but maybe sometihng close
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>>8718299
u made her look like lain
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my boyfriend turned on a light during sex and i cried and ran away i feel bad
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tfw ur bb the BEST bb
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>>8718266
love

>>8718272
I weigh alot already.

>>8718282
Nah, but im sure you have a cute face.

>>8718299
Im saving up for ffs currently, ive been told by a few people even ffs wouldnt save me as my face is too long. So even after ffs I will probably live as a man.
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>>8718312
i'm sure your boyfriend didn't know you were a vampire anon, otherwise he wouldn't have done it
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>>8718352
ik maybe put on more weight?
having a long face isn't really a big deal
for one thing your facial features (ie eyes, mouth) take up most of your face
whereas i've got my facial features surrounded by slabs of bone :S
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holy hell i feel like death

i need to stop sleeping at 5 am because whenever i do people love calling me at 8 and 10
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>>8718246
Did tom tell you that? Just remember 95% of the shit he posts here is a lie. I'm just here to download pics and take screenshots of his posts lololol hi """"""Claire""""""
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>>8718352
theirs always CWC impactation/maxiollofacial surgery. your face is long it could save you
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>>8718358
What are you even doing awake at 5am?

Go on, justify this to the thread. We're waiting.
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>>8718352
Here is a beautiful cis girl with a long slender face. Don't give up yet.

Worst case scenario wear cute stylized masks and hoodies in and be a mysterious animu girl like my female friend does because of cystic acne
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>>8718358
people don't bother me but i either can't sleep or i do sleep and i wake up with horrible heat exhaustion headaches
thanks, HAWAII.
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Men can get really manly, can't they? I was shopping (in permanent boymode) and was surprised by just how thick they were without being fat. Especially the taller ones. Like, damn, I feel like I'm a different species now.

An old man kept staring at me while his wife was shopping next to him. I bet he thought he encountered one of those trannies in real life just like he heard about on TV.
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>>8718373
>just how thick they were without being fat.
h-haha good thing i'm a b-b-biological female and don't have a b-b-brick body, right??????
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>>8718360
>Some nigga named Marcus tryna get his dick wet with some Fargo tranny and shit talks his tranny buddi at the same time.
Lol. You wot mate
You work at a fucking liquor store.
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>>8718364
Indulging someone's obsession with dragon maids.
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>>8718357
Ill try.

>>8718361
What the heck is that.
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>>8718367
I think im too old for that.
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>>8718379
as far as stores go, liquor is probably the best
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>>8718378
Good thing I don't have a square body and square face too h-haha
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>>8718387
What about boyfriend stores?
(They sell the rejects as girlfriends out of the back)
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>>8718390
alright, that beats the liquorstore
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can ffs save me?
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>>8718390
i only visit upmarket gf stores for the highest quality girlfriends
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>>8718352
That's sweet of you to say that but I really not. I'm probably too old now.
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Which country has the highest rate of hons and why is it Germany?
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>>8718402
that's some poofi hair right there
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>>8718360
Interesting how spiteful you are given everything I gave you and all your short falls on my kindness. Is it because you are orbitting my ex? I don't give a shit what you choose to believe or who either of you talk to or associate with, but you better mind your own business where I am concerned.

Would you like to discuss this in person? I leave you alone because its simpler for me, you were my friend and I respect your brother a lot but if you are stalking me I have no problem reconsidering my choice to live and let be, transition or no.
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>>8718402
poofy hair club
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>>8718380
You should make a dragon maid costume together at home.

You could hone your needlecraft together and it'd be all cute and adorable.
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>>8718404
its because I am here
obviously germans are best at everything, which also includes being hons, and that is me, sitting on the honthron in hontown
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>>8718420
How would I make the tail
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The only things Germans are good for are fueling the fires of the superior Anglo industrial machinery
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>>8718402
D-did you take this with a fish eye lens?
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>>8718426
Furry buttplug
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>>8718433
I can't make it move around
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>>8718431
It is just my phone camera.

>>8718406
>>8718417
Always so poofy
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>>8718379
Volcel, thanks anyways hon
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>>8718412
Please, come find me so I can laugh in your face for being mentally deficient while I try to collect the money you owe my good friends
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>>8718451
What are you even on about.
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>>8718438
It doesn't have to be perfect, as long as it gets the job done.

Better make sure the material is semen resistant too.
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>>8718461
Neither of us cum anything
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>>8718412
Keep posting though. You've been a lolcow for dozens of us for the last 2 months.
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>Reddit Trans communities
>Timelines after a week
>Hug boxing out the ass
What the fuck
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>>8718470
ur beuatiful hon
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>>8718466
What if you have a threesome with a cute boy you meet at an anime convention
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>>8718473
thanks pre-everything 54 years YOUNG and loving life!!
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>>8718475
>and loving life!!
despite being gross, these delutes have one up on most of us
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>>8718470
And the timelines don't start until like 10-12 pictures in. The first half is all kid pics and then pics of brooding.
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>>8718487
I'd call them lucky but are they really?
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>>8718487
except that if you actually know any hons irl you would know that they dont actually love life. Sure they are delusional yes but it easily falls apart into extreme depression and self loathing. Most of them are aware of how hideous they are at a subconscious level and simply are that delusional as a coping mechanism.
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i am the cat lady
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>>8718381
is a type of surgery that can reduce your midface length. normal humans dont naturally have faces that long, its normlaly a probelm in your teeth area and can help make your midface smaller, combined with jaw and chin surgery ur face wont be as long
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>>8718504
puffybutt you didn't respond to my fanart wtf
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>bra and panties don't match
>feel bad for the whole day
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>>8718457
>>8718468
Why don't you pay him from the 4x or so sized debt you still owe me.

As for the lolcow thing, laughter is certainly wouldn't be the first thing you gained at my expense, which is why I am mystified with your apparent fixation with me

You must miss me, but I'm gone for a reason. I tried to assist you with your mental illness and forgave you fucking a bunch of things up out of human decency and this is my repayment?

Gee I wonder why I left? Of all the people to hold a grudge you have gone through the most mental gymnastics to do so.
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>>8718509
o u made that!!!!
good drawing skill
but none-accurate.
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>>8718402
floofi hair uwu

cute
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>>8718523
hsts = homosexual transexual aka male "woman" who likes other males
agp = lesbian female who dates girls and relies on g*d for help
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>>8718535
>agp
>lesbian female
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>>8718541
um, wow?
i cahllenge u to a bdsm fight
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>>8718535
>>8718541
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>>8718535
>Can remember the guys at Wal-Mart
>Can barely remember one female because she was working there and directing people
B-but I'm bi, I swear!
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you know where to find me hon, pull ur karambit on me while you're at it, may as well bring that vepr you don't own anymore too. Don't forget, keep posting
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>>8718547
i just don't like the label HSTS because it's basically saying you're a man
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>>8718547
>man that wants to dress like a femalefrom his lesbian porn is more like a real female then a hsts that thinks nearly identicially to a cis woman
suree.... :)
>>8718544
ull get a bdsm fight in the gas chambor : )
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>>8718554
No, it means you're etiologically related.
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>>8718566
i mean, if liking guys makes you a homosexual, idk what to tell you
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oh cool, it's updatediaperfagfilter time again
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>>8718559
>then a hsts that thinks nearly identicially to a cis woman
>this is what delusional gay men tell themselves
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>>8718547
>they actually *want* to be women
Because... all AGPers want srs? How do HSTS not want to be women?
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What are good idea of estro increasing foods that actually work? I know some scam sites will have clickbait such as "OOO EAT THESE 10 CRAZY FOODS TO MAKE YOUR ASS AND TITTIES BIGGER" but do they actually work? I do squats and all but I have small breasts forming, I would say a size A or B and I put olive oil on my skin to make it soft, I waist train but currently my waist ranges from 27-30 and I wanna get it from 20-26 and have my hips (currently 37) to be 39-42 inches
has anyone tried subliminal beats before? whats their experience with that or is it just a /scam/? also what are some good treatments for acne? I heard spearmint tea helps while increasing estrogen
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this is all a mistake and I'll just regret it in a month aaaaaa
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>>8718579
i find that eating estradiol valerate and cyproterone acetate helps
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>>8718576
i assume the point is that according to blanchard's theory AGPs want to be women because they fetishize it
i assume HSTS would transition solely due to dysphoria or whatever
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>>8718581
1y here
total regret
don't do it
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>>8718589
Fuuuck
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>>8718582
ha, I'm not really at a point in my life right now where I can get estrogen and t blockers, so rn I am just doing what I can until I can get insurance which won't be until a few years
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>>8718581
>becoming a cute girl is a mistake
i don't think so, buddy
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>>8718599
how do manly males become cute girls?
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>>8718599
what if I'm wrong and it's not really what's right for me
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>>8718596
yeah years of masculinization and lost potential is fine don't do anything about it it's cool
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>>8718585
See, that goes in line with what I thought. But can AGPers also experience strong dysphoria? Or is that all just built up by driving themselves into a frenzy about thinking they're transgender and not being aroused by themselves?

I have my suspicions that my roommate is more AGP and I'm more HSTS. She's told me she has literally gets off to transition timelines. To me that's foreign like getting aroused because someone remodeled their basement really nice.
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>>8718606
I'm trying to do something about it, hence my entire reason for posting, I'm just trying to do so in ways that I can. which doesn't involve getting estrogen and t blockers because I can't get it rn because im poor with no insurance
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>>8718615
selfmedding would only run you 1-2 dollars a day
>>8718613
i believe that AGPs experience body dysmorphic disorder rather than gender dysphoria
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>>8718613
blanchard's theories are bullshit

i'm fairly certain very few people labeled "agp" actually get off to being trans

i mean, at least AGP doesn't directly imply that you're a male, but
>being a woman and liking men makes you a homosexual
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>>8718532
ty
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>>8718596
>I can't get hrt until I get insurance
You're cute.

Especially if you think your physician on your first visit paid for by your great employee-given health insurance is just going to write you prescriptions for this instead of drag you through hell and "not be comfortable" with this unless you present female full time "at least there months" or that most of his patients had presented for a few years already.
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>>8718613
agps have a crippiling paraphilia called autogyenphilia. their sexual erotic target is their own body being a females body. this can cause thouhgts of wanting a females body and reseting their male body tha tbuilds up inside of them
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>>8718602
some do, but they're usually feminine chads like basic and titchbits

>>8718605
i think you probably already know whether it's what you want or not
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>waiting for qt to finish getting ready to bed so that i can say goodnight and finally go to sleep
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>>8718625
where can I get self meds?
besides acne and a long philtrum and small eyes my face is pretty feminine
it's just my body I'm worried about, I don't mind having small or flat breasts although I wish they were bigger, it's mostly butt I'm worried about since I have no ass, no curves
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>>8718658
I really don't know
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>>8718632
>being natal male and liking men is unconnected to being homosexual
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>>8718648
I'm 19, and haven't been to a doctor since I was 16, I know that getting hrt is gonna be a pain in the ass, which is why I wanna do what I can to increase estro, lower T and look more feminine
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>>8718661
qhi.co.uk
your choices are estrofem / progynova for estrogen (progynova is way cheaper)
and bica / cypro / spiro for AAs

bica will let you use your dick but basically won't mentally feminize you because your brain's flooded in T
cypro will permanently reduce / destroy your balls' ability to produce T, but can cause depression and is hard on the liver
spiro makes you pee a lot and can cause urinal incontinence (very rarely, on higher doses) and you want to avoid binging on potassium

you're going to have to ask other people for dosages because i'm going the fuck to sleep

>>8718672
transwomen are women desu
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>>8718668
i mean, do you suffer from dysphoria? do you hate the male features of your body? do you dislike the idea of ageing as a male? do you wish you had been born a girl?

BONUS ROUND: have you always thought that "girls had it easier", and that "duh, most boys wish they had been born girls"?
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>>8718680
>Male features
It comes and goes
>Aging as a male
I suppose but I hate the idea of aging in general
>Born a girl
Yes, but I wasn't
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>>8718677
i made a fanart :)
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>>8718680
>BONUS ROUND: have you always thought that "girls had it easier",

Not that poster, but I've been wondering: is there any mainstream support for this? Like it was nowhere in Zinnia Jones' article about nonstandard manifestations of dysphoria.

If I ever stop repressing I'm going to need a response for people digging up comments from my past and saying "if you're really trans why the hell did you say this antifeminist crap?"
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>>8718661
There's a few other sites too. I prefer adc. Go check out the hrt general for more information.

>>8718677
>bica will let you use your dick but basically won't mentally feminize you because your brain's flooded in T
Both of these claims are false. The first one is based on a monotherapy study of men with cancer taking just bica, not a combination with estrogen. The estrogen will probably still brick your dick a bit.

Bicalutamide does pass the blood brain barrier, this was based on a test with dogs. Closer relatives to humans it does.
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>>8718699
You've admitted to being an AGP.
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>>8718713
was shitposting frend :^)))))
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>>8718706
i was actually on bica for almost half a year
i know what i'm talking about.

on bica my libido was still 100% male with no changes whatsoever. i fapped 3-4 times a day pre-hrt, 3-4 times a day on bica. also my personality really hadn't changed at all
within a few weeks of switching to cypro my libido was female and my behavior started mellowing out

tl;dr bica is a meme and leaves you man brained
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>>8718699
well my life is over
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>>8718685
sounds like a pretty open and shut case to me, but let's try one more question

how do you feel about using your bepis on a girl? or having to top a girl as a male?
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>>8718699
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>8718706
the problem is I live with my really religious parents so getting shipments of HRT isn't gonna really land well with them hence why I'm doing what I can (eating high estro foods, waist train, leg exercises, etc)

however, the things I need that I do get such as waist trainers, bras, high estro foods, etc, is just stuff I pick up from the store and sneak under my bed or something, if I could get hrt from the store, that would be great, but I can't until I move out


>inb4 "hur dur just move out"
I'm broke as fuck, I'm trying to get a job but the unemployment rate is VERY low right now
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>>8718730
Well shit, really? What kind of dosage were you doing? You were on an estrogen as well I suppose?

I'm considering switching to self-medding on bica just to see if my libido increases back to old levels and if the anecdotes about body hair reduction is true.
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>>8718749
If you're completely fine with hiding the rest of that stuff under your parent's roof, get a p.o. box at a post office and have the hrt shipped there.
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I'm a chaser and can never find any short skele qts, which is weird because there are loads of skinny short guys in the general population. Is there any reason to this or am I wrong.
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>>8718750
i was on 25mg bica and 4mg progy
i think i was even on 50mg for a while, but i forget.

i dunno if bica libido is worth it, honestly. like, having a female libido (ie no random boners, emotional attraction, very few if any fetishes) is so much nicer

>>8718749
>really religious parents
ouch, i know this feel exactly
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>>8718705
>If I ever stop repressing
AMY STOP
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>>8718736
Alright I suppose? It's not something I've dwelled on but I guess not terrible
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plz respond someone
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When do I get to be a cute girl?
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>>8718752
can't, it's 75$ and my parents constantly check my credit card
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>overheard relatives talking about how I might be trans
No haha how could I possibly be trans haha
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>>8718613
Autogynephila, at least according to Blanchards Transsexual Typology has distinct differences to Homosexual Transexuals, it is not only being aroused by yourself, the differences can include including sexuality, age of transition, ethnicity, IQ, fetishism, and quality of adjustment. HSTS are also more likely to be poor, lower IQ, non-white, and only attracted to men, as where AGPs are more likely to be Asexual or attracted to women. HSTS are also more likely to transition earlier in life.. Ignore the memes, if you are really interested read "Men Who Would Be Queens"
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>>8718779
>aroused by yourself
>likely to be Asexual
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>>8718776
>even Amy's family can smell the trans on her
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>>8718720
Funny that your shitposts are the only times you tell the truth.
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>>8718789
probably not amy
amy was out to her family
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>>8718779
AGPs are horny perverts and definitely not asexual, and usually are into men.
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>>8718756
I kind of miss the libido. I think.

Having a dick that was just "ready" instead of needing warm up despite being in the mood was convenient.
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>>8718758
i'm new here who's amy
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>>8718793
Amy was out to her mom
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>>8718771
I can be your boyfriend and make you feel cute, babe, do you like videogames? :3
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Why do chasers always have foot fetishes? Or is it just a meme to say "post feet" at this point.
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>>8718805
I do!!!
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>>8718761
so you've never freaked out or lost the mood when trying to top a girl before?
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>>8718802
eh, random erections are... okay? but it's not that hard to get in the mood if you're with somebody you care about

like, nowadays most porn uninterests me and is unsatisfying, but if i'm doing something lewd with somebody i love, oh my god it feels SO MUCH BETTER than anything pre-hrt ever did

>>8718804
hey sister helped her with makeup iirc
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How does this make you feel?
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>tfw you filter the word hsts and never have to see a diaper post again
feels good
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>>8718786
not hard to see the stupidity in the theory, blanchard is a nut
>>8718797
literal textbook autogynephila describes AGPs to be more likely to be lesbian, my post you are responding to is not my opinons, that is literally mostly quotes from blanchard himself.
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>>8718810
I'm not the guy you're replying to, but how passable are you.
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>>8718797
>using blanchard memes and not even using them right
lol
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>>8718813
idgi
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>tfw a cis russian girl started flirting with me

what do, mind went blank
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>>8718773
If you're an adult and your credit card is in your own name, turn off paper statements and don't give them your online password.
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>>8718822
I pass IRL and confidently use the women's room.
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>>8718810
nice! that makes you really cute, wanna play while i give you some cuddles?
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>>8718811
>Implying I've been with anyone
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>>8718850
if you pass irl why do you need to get a boyfriend off 4chan :S
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>go boymode
>still pass
Am I really in boymode?
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>>8718850
where u live sweetie
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>>8718861
Yes.

Wish I could go boymode and pass desu.
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>>8718859
why not? are you shy? :3
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what's the average bust size? im 32A
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>>8718812
>>8718812
>like, nowadays most porn uninterests me and is unsatisfying, but if i'm doing something lewd with somebody i love, oh my god it feels SO MUCH BETTER than anything pre-hrt ever did

You know, I forgot about that. I was well into hrt and I was still getting physically aroused from making out with my ex without noticing it. Yet porn is even harder to get into it than it used to be.

I guess since I don't have a partner right now, I kind of miss it sometimes.
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>>8718847
I wish, they're really obsessive, I barely get any privacy and when I try they go batshit and threaten to take away my things
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>>8718853
Yuh, Id rather cuddle you while you play though
>>8718860
Shut in
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>>8718877
>That :3
Motherfucker that's not me. You're game is slipping
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>>8718882
i'm in an open-ish relationship so idk, when i need to get in the mood i have a few people to assist. so not many problems there

though it's still really hard to get fully aroused without significant...... 'emotional foreplay'???

it was nice being actual poly tbf

>>8718891
fair but the average guy on 4chan is pretty low-tier
don't you have any other places where you could look for these sorts of things? :S
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>>8718905
i never said it was you

jeez, you're so jealous and possessive :3
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>tfw you look up the archive and you see that diaperfag has posted 89 times in the last 24 hours
literally living proof we have no mods
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>>8718880
please respond
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>>8718914
i have 51 posts in this thread desu
am i a bad person
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i get my preformance review at work tmrw and i havnt finished all i was asked to do am i gona get fired, i feel like i am
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>>8718920
hugggg :X
i hope not >.<
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>>8718880
Keep in mind the "average bust size" is growing because people are getting fatter. If you get just "the size that sells the most" you have to factor in who is buying them. Women 20 years older to you are bad comparisons just as female models or people 5 inches shorter than you are.
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>>8718920
>Unemployed tranny

You are just fulfilling your destiny
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>>8718918
you just talk to other people

diaperposter makes the same post over and over and over

a high quality shitposting troll like kayle will make a single extremely fucking dumb bait post and piss off the entire thread

diaperposter needs to make 30 posts and they're always the same shit, the same grudges against the same people, the same repeated text, she's not an actual human
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>>8718920
nope you are just going to be asked to fill out some TPS reports
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what ever happened to kayla
did she quit mtfg
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>>8718929
that doesnt answer my question
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>>8718937

PC Load Letter
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>>8718891
<3
would you nibble my ear while i play?
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>>8718940
Miss Cock still posts from time to time.
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>>8718913
I am neither of those things
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>>8718931
>she's not an actual human
Well of course. She a tranny after all.
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>>8718941
Your question is shit and a proper answer (like asking a store what size sells the most) wouldn't answer the question you actually want.
You need to compare people with your height, weight, age and give yourself some forgiveness for not being exactly on par.
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>>8718946
Itd be fun to tease you like that while you're trying to focus
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>>8718958
>Forgiveness of the self

Lol are you sure you're trans?
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>>8718958
im 32A i know some younger girls who are 34B idiot
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>>8718955
i'm sorry, i'll only use my cat faces for you in the future, CC

btw, i didn't know you were a virgin before, that's cute :3
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>>8718979
I didn't say you're huge or way off size. I was saying that when you find the average bra size with a quick google search you need to understand what the rest of the average numbers of female in your country are and understand the average is meaningless.
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>>8718989
>I was saying that when you find the average bra size with a quick google search you need to understand what the rest of the average numbers of female in your country are and understand the average is meaningless.
What are you on about?
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>>8718930
I cant be neet unfortunately.

>>8718937
whats a tps report.
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>>8719001

Why baby? Come and live chained to my bed...
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Is there anything like nair that is safe for your princess parts and your butt? I get really bad razor burn and bumps.
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>>8718998
Are you from the UK?
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>>8718999
I was explaining why the question you asked had a useless answer.
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>>8718981
No cat face zone
Also I'm not reee
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>>8719006
Not really.

>>8719011
I am not that anon. And averages are not meaningless. One of the ways we are able to tell you apart from real girls are the averages, you being way out of the norm.
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>>8718996
pathetic

everyone knows that editing these comics makes them invalid
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>>8719010

I wish... Wanna fuck?
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>>8718998

Holy shit, brush your tongue, you nasty fuck.
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>>8719016
Yes, being way out of the norm. The anon asking clearly knew she was close to average. If a person falls on the bell curve they shouldn't worry about it.
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hihi
how's everyone today?
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>>8719028

I do, it's just, I suck a lot of cock... I can't get it to go away :/got any ideas?
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>>8719015
>No cat face zone
please see this post: >>8717365

>Also I'm not reee
oh really? i inferred it from your tone, and i've usually got a good nose for sniffing these things out - i'll believe you if you say so though, i know you wouldn't lie to me :3
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>>8719029
But she's not close to the average.
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>>8719024
trip on /repgen/
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>>8719033
Hi Chelsea.
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>>8719036
Surprise, she has a small cup size.

Her band size is better than some of the trans girls I know. Better than most of the cis girls too.
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>>8719041

Hey Shakira you sexy bitch

https://youtu.be/eRf82JFCYpQ
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>>8719025
That may be somewhat difficult due to the distance.

If I unrolled it, my schlong would only make it about halfway across the Atlantic
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im going to die
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>>8719045
Nice.
I was considering applying for a spot as a DJ on my local radio station, they play like exactly what I have in my collection.
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>>8719053

Just come and visit you duffer... Top/bottom? Sub/Dom? Do you like petplay?
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>>8719042
>Surprise, she has a small cup size.
Cuz she's a tranny.
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>>8719059
dont
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Do you apply concealer before foundation or vice versa? Because I find the former seems to work better.
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>>8719069
therre isnt another option
its okay to die if it means i will stop being sad and stop wasting air
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>>8719059
me too
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Is this the gay hookup thread?
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>>8719073
they told me to apply it after foundation at the makeup store
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>>8719080
this is the gay hookup board, yes
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>>8719076
It's ok to keep living
I give you permission ok?
Breathe all the air you want <3
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>>8719062
Great idea :3

>>8719067
16E (not full of course) but I'm an AGP slut so I don't count...

See I just get high and look at my tits, gigantic piece of shit.
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>>>/soc/
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>>8719088
WHATs wrong with ur neck lol u look more mentally handicapped them me anmd im 80iq
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More than anything, I wish people wanted sex from me. Instead, I want sex from others, and they are actively disgusted by me.
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>>8719124
Isn't that only for ugly photos?
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>>>/adv/18618563

BTFO
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>>8719081
Google seems to agree with you. Oh well I'll try doing it that way but if it doesn't work for me I'm going back to putting it under.
>>8719088
Why do you have no brow bone reeee
And yeah maybe I'll do it, voice will be a problem though.
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>>8719116

Literally just high as fuck was looking down at my tits then looked at my phone as I was taking a pic... I looked so fucked in the head I just had to keep it.

Do meth.

>>8719123

Post lewds and we'll see...
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>>8719116
It's called tranny angle.
Plus fatty angle.
Plus Kaiohken x20.

For saying you want to kill the thread, you're doing a shitty job with people like that still whoring around.
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>>8719143
Is meth really good? A guy offered it to me yesterday?
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>>8719142

Yeah vocal is great I used to just make cute noises now I just man voice everywhere. I don't really care lol, turns out I'm a Jewish reptilian.


Nah meth killed my mother :3
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are obese men the future of female gender identity
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>>8719145
>Fatty angle

Literally no one complains... In fact people love the thiccness
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>>8719155
> I just man voice everywhere
Same
>meth killed my mother
Sorry to hear that
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>>8719164

I think the legal entity that is "mum" still exists, but the woman I knew is dead.
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>>8719160
post feet, not butt
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>>8719169
ok I'll stay away from meth
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>>8719145
Literally half an hour ago...

>>8719185

My butt may not be very nice, but my feet are worse... You don't wanna see those cracked heels :X
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>>8719202
>wow nice boobs they look awesome
>yeah
there's something funny about that exchange
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>>8719210
>not being casually used to guys calling you attractive
Found a hon
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>>8719202
>My butt may not be very nice, but my feet are worse... You don't wanna see those cracked heels :X
just post tops then
jesus is watching the thread at this hour, but he doesn't consider feet to be lewd
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>>8719213
>talking to men ever
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world is scary i'd rather stay here
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>>8719219
They just kinda bother me at bars even if I'm not trying to talk to them. =\
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>>8719219
>talking to anyone ever
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>>8719236
>bragging
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>>8719210

Oh? I'm sorry I'm an awkward human...

>>8719217
Jesus is a cunt, how dare he make me a gross slut then judge me for it...

I also don't believe in trying, minus angles... Why bother? Humans are ugly and retarded.
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>>8719236
>not always going to your favorite lesbian bar

tbf dudes can hit on you there as well but way less
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Hi MTFG
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>>8719245
let's see those tits
make a thread on /b/ or /soc/ and dump pics
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I wish HRT was magic.
Nothing can save me now.
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>>8719245
How long have you been on hormones? Do you like vaporwave?
>>8719246
Spending the night with fat butch TERFS, must be really fun.
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>>8719219
>there are people on /mtfg/ who don't like talking to or engaging with men
>talk to them anyway
>mfw they unwittingly give a cis male (you)s
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>>8719250

HRT is magic, I used to be a man you kn....

Oh, I mean I still am a man. Yeah you're fucked.

>>8719255
I think it's just under 7 months.
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>>8719255
from my experience there's very few TERFs at actual lesbian places

fat butches are cool though :3
>>8719256
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>8719266
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>>8719242
Someone's jealous!

>>8719246
Guys can be good too, and making out with them can lead to having new bar friends who buy you drinks and food!

>>8719255
Spending the night alone must be pretty fun too.
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i want to die ok
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>>8719236
Which k-kind of bars?
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>>8719245
R u like 12?
You've 0 age lines.
Underage plsgo
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>>8719280
pls dont die anon :c
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>>8719282

I'm 30 in Nov.
>>
I feel like I've entered the phase of life where no matter what I do, the battery keeps dropping. I try to charge myself up, plug into things, the little lightning bolt flashes to show I'm charging, but I get nothing. I get no enjoyment. I'm afraid I'll hit zero and be done with this horrible fucking existence. It isn't getting easier. It's only going to get worse, I'll get older my peers will isolate and get married. I hate this fucking life.
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>>8719284
You're 17.
If you're 30, I'm 84
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I'd really like to stop seeing pictures of lonely. What a disgusting creature.
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>>8719281
Local pubs mostly, a place near me has 2$ drink nights every monday so its just a bunch of locals who come in to drink for cheap. Bellying up to the bar and talking to people is scary but it's surprisingly fun when you get more used to it.
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>>8719283
i hate me carol
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>>8719276
>Guys can be good too
y-you are completely valid!!
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>>8719289
It's genetics. I look like a teenager too.
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>>8719297
And act like one!
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>>8719293
:(
why do you hate you...
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>>8719289

I'm literally 30 in November.

And I sound like a man and sheets will.
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>>8719287
anhedonia is bad
try doing something new
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>>8719297
Teenage NCAA guy maybe..
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>>8719303
*Always
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>>8719291
And you went in first time completely 100% alone and just... Kept going? Just like that?
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>George Soros gives Mozilla money
>Firefox to start filtering out fake news
mere coincidence
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>>8719302
my friends hate me
they think im a bully
or im annoying
nobody likes me
not anymore

rather be dead than keep feeling
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>>8719297
Lol,
No,...
You fucking don't.
Cornflakes doesn't even look like a teen.
This nigga>>8719303 isn't over 17.
If you are, you'd be able to tell me if a 9% interest rate on a car loan is good or bad, if your balls have dropped, and what you've done for a living over the past 12 years
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Does delusion intensify with age? How can anybody think this washed up hag is anywhere near 17?
Mods lazy af tonight.
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>>8719299
>>8719309
>>8719319
I'm a cute little teen girl
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>>8719323
london af
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>>8719317
im sure they dont hate you or think any of that
hugg
>>8719321
ily boo
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>>8719316
why not just kill them all?
there's no other way to stop them.
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>>8719323
Naw f a m
Your skin is too weathered beneath that foundation
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>>8719323
>little
>cute
>girl
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>>8719319

I work in IT. Its changing though so I'm thinking about reskilling... But it's hard to be motivated when you just want to die all the time. I have bipolar so I don't borrow money. One of my balls dropped the other stayed really high, I always wondered what that was about... Plus as a child I got kicked a lot in the balls for being a faggot.
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>>8719326
im sure they do
hugg
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>>8719332
no they dont :c

is this alex
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Nevermind the fact that an underage posting (disgusting) tits and ass is literally cp. No wonder Burch lost his mind.
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>>8719323
get a white girl nose and fix your toothgap
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>>8719314
Yeah, just went in, sat down at the bar, had some drinks, the first couple times I went it was really boring and I just ended up on my phone the whole time, slowly though I started having conversations with other people who'd sit down, and after like 3 months of doing this now whenever I go down to the bar there's likely someone for me to hang out and talk to all night, sometimes we'll even go barhop after the special ends at midnight.
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>>8719034
Co-worker chan is not for cat faces
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>>8719331
Underage b&.
Btw, you look like a chubby teenage boy with moobs
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>>8719335
newfag tbhon
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>>8719334
maybe a little bit

>>8719342
shoot yourself in the head ok
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>>8719335
it's the opposite

burch started out batshit crazy and has slowly (SLOWLY) become a bit saner over the months
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>>8719345
alexxx ;w;
no one hates you
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>tfw u make pee pee in ur diaperOOPS ;~;
stupid spirtolactone diruetic.
>>
>>8719323
Can you imagine Shakira saying this post, with her Sargon of Akkad voice and finishing with a whistle through her tooth gap?
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>>8719345
Quit droppn trip.
>I can actually walk into Walmart and buy a gun with my government issued id saying im of competent and legal age to do so
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>>8719351
You'd know who I am if you were "comming back"
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>>8719351
Nice FAS
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>>8719341
why dont you like cat faces o:
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>tfw hrt makes ur boobs so big and hips so wide u dont fit into ur fursuitsOR yourdiapers anymore ;_;
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>>8719361
No cat face or uwu zone, punishable by death
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>>8719341
coworker-chan is for lots of things that coworker-chan doesn't even realise yet :3
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>>8719338
Well, wow. I'm sure I'll get killed or beaten or raped doing it because backwards town in backwards country.
But no way to know without trying and that does sound just too fun not to try.
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>>8719358

I do, you helped me fix a problem with my car. It was the vacuum lines ^_^ but also ended up replacing an O2 sensor as well and that fixed a few things.
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>>8719350
a lot of people do desu

>>8719355
no
>when you're not at all well enough to own a gun but there's no record of it so you can get one anyway uwu
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>>8719368
I don't think I like where that's going
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>>8719367
but cat faces are cute uwu
:3
>>8719371
:c
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>>8719369
If it's dangerous obviously you shouldn't, but I was able to do that both in a more liberal area as well as more conservative ones.
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>>8719355
To answer you seriously it depends how I present. Dressed as male I'm actually having real trouble being taken seriously as an adult, I don't look a day over 17 IRL. In girlmode I look my age except if I wear a fringe (bangs) I've been consistently told I look a few years younger (20-21)
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>>8719367
:3 uwu
I'll take my death now please
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>>8719353

For once you're not the most obnoxious poster ITT, puffy.
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>>8719380
You were warned
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>repression be like
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>>8719372
when you embark upon a journey of self-discovery, you don't always like what you find :3
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we love caroline!!!!!
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>>8719404
I was so sad when he killed here sharon stone is hot af
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>>8719415
How manly.
>>
when does it end
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>>8719391
ok dont actually kill me tho
my bf would be sad
i don't want that
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>>8719420

When you commit suicide.
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>>8719378
I've got no friends and nothing to do since I got back home. And the only thing to do around here is this small town is drink, so...
I'll get insane or kill myself if I don't talk to someone anyway. Being the usual shy and discrete femsomething should do the trick and save me from serious harm.
>>
everyone needs to watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgccg9xurE8
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>>8719423
That sucks, I definitely understand how that is in small towns. Just being shy and discrete will definitely do a lot to keeping you safe. If you have somewhere I could add you I'm happy to chat or whatever and pass time, it's why I go out drinking anyway, or if ya need that extra encouragement to go out :P
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>>8719413
we <3 you too anon
who dis o:
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>>8719428

Isn't that a Fart Bomb of Assyria video? How about no.
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>>8719438
boo
u r my waifu
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>>8719418
I smash bitches
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>>8719430
>I'm happy to chat or whatever and pass time
>or if ya need that extra encouragement to go out
I'll take both, please. :3
Kunya#1467
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>>8719438

SEAAAAN!!!! my good roomshitting friend.

Have you deleted everyone from skype and discord while also wearing your diapy like a good little chara slave? :3
>>
i wonder what happened to that anon that hated me a lot
they seemed to kinda disappear
>>8719445
<3 <3 <3
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>>8719443
why?
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>>8719450
Oh, speak of the devil
How are you anon?
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>>8719453

Because he's a whinging idiot who bemoans "SJWs" because he spends all his time on the internet, like everyone else who moans about that sort of thing.

The moment I see anyone mention it I'm like "seek sunlight, bitch, omfg".
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>>8719465
oh so you're a numale cuck who is taking hrt to rid yourself of male privilege
got it
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>>8719469
>numale cuck

Seek sunlight, bitch, omfg.
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>>8719405
That sounds cryptic and spooky
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>>8719476
speaking of spooky, what are you going as for halloween this year? good opportunity to dress up and not get judged for it, don't you think?
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>>8719473
>saying this on a Guam Nuclear Bunker enthusiast forum of all places
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>>8719497
>not autisticly roaming the countryside, pretending you have an SO to do it with you and occasionally talking out loud to this imaginary life partner

Do you even untreated mental illness and long term social isolation?
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>>8719508
that might be how the pink hair crowd does it but we nazi trannies prefer nobody see us and dream of having white husbands and white babies

warning this image may trigger your anger
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>>8719160
Now post your ass from a regular angle instead of the "butt enhancing waist shrinking booty pics" angle, that can make even the flattest of girls have a huge ass
>>
You all are fucking dumb and don't act like women or try to improve your lives.
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>>8719524
IM NOT DUMB IM INTEGLIANT
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>tfw the idea of a girl with a dick is completely normal to you
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Who else
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>>8719539
You are a man and don't talk like a woman or have feminine traits.
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>>8719545
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>>8719551
Very girly. When's the last time you talked about anything feminine?
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>>8719545
You are a cunt and don't talk like a human or have human traits.
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>>8719539

It's unusual, but not abnormal.

>>8719542

My preferred pronoun is *skinnyfat, tyvm.
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>>8719555
i just talked about girldick dude
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>>8719557
A cunt is more feminine than a dick like you!
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>>8719486
I don't know it's so far away
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>>8719562
Sex is a very womanly topic, crack open a cold one with the girls
>>
diaps are expensive
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>>8719567
we'll talk more about it in october, might be good to start brainstorming a few ideas now though :3
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>>8719572
Like 80% of what my cis friend talks about when I see her is sex desu
>>8719579
Repent from wearing diaps
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>>8719583

Wow, mine all talk about how shit their lives are and how being alive sucks.
>>
daddy's little fidget spinner when daddy feels horny he lifts me up and puts me on his huge dick and I spin and spin whirrrrrr I get so dizzy but daddy keeps spinning me untill I squirt leaving me all wet and his cummies are all inside me god I'm such a spinny dizzy little slut for daddy!
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>>8719556
stand up, and take a normal pic of your ass that ISN'T at an angle
go on show everyone your flat ass
>>
>>8719588
someone's been huffing the noxious chemicals at the lab, it seems
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>>8719588
No!
Diaper cracked his trip!
>>
tfw my chaser bf wont let me get srs but he is the best bf ever
>>
if you were buying a waist trainer and measured yourself at a 40 inch waist, would you buy the trainer that says it fits 37-40 inches or 40-43 inches?
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>>8719609
>his
Rude af desu
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>>8719631
It's just an ugly lot of fat and skin, with a tonne of depression eating. Because of the aforementioned being a piece of shit.
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>>8719631
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>>8719588
Delete this!!
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>>8719631
braaaaaaap
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>>8719628
p l s
r e s p o n d
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>>8719588

How could anyone not want Elanna for a house mate?

ur the GOAT trip, GAYFER.
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>>8719631
disgusting
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>>8719646

I dunno I still think Ren and Maddie would have made a cute couple.
>>
>>8719631
poke
:3
>>
>>8719645
why not lose weight
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Are there some fantasy novels with complex lore and lots of red herrings that give an illusion of near infinite depths? I like stories that I can't wrap my head fully around, like I'm trying to tie a knot that requires 3 hands.
Not something that has a nonsensical plot necessarily, but just something that let's you have more questions than answers every time you analyze it. This can both be trash and good, I'd like something that does it well.
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>>8719656
I am losing weight, I've lost lots. Just trying to shape myself at the same time.
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>>8719631
please fat on my face https://youtu.be/ML3DR1oXG_A
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>>8719555
>women only talk about makeup and dresses and boys
t. never talked to a cis woman
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>>8719660
i like reading about GoT lore, there's a surprisingly large amount of it, and it gets more and more apocryphal and less canon and you move eastwards and southeast towards the other continents
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>>8719651
>>8719651

Thank you... I need to feel like this. Why bother trying to change and be happy? Just hate yourself and die like everyone else, that's my motto.
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>>8719676
that's just a normal butt desu, I wouldn't feel dad, people here are all virgins so they've never actually seen a real human body lmao
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How do i get a girl(male) gf here
anyone want to be my gf?
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>>8719680
Why do you want a girl(male) gf?
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i feel dad
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>>8719679

Oh I have no illusions. I'm disgusting... See, look
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>>8719686
because they are cuter then normal girls and we can do all our fun stuff together and have much more in common
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>>8719680
you get a girl (male) gf the same way you get a girl (female) gf

by being attractive
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>>8719581
A Hawaiian or something maybe
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>>8719696
lol
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>>8719696

You're delusional... Clearly never spent any time with trannys :/

You'll be on suicide prevention duty forever and constantly having to deal with erratic emotions.
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>>8719680
>>8719696
>sample
Gtfo
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>>8719698
WHAAT? I THOUGHT ALL OF YOU WERE DESPERATE CUM GUZZLERS GROBBLING OVER NECKBEARD VIRGIN COCK..I WAS LIED TOO BY R9K
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Elanna claimed she gave me Cypro and estrogen but upon closer inspection it's just tic tacs and Viagra. I've been fucking had
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>>8719713
same
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Hello, peoples. How's it going? Do anything fun today? Got any plans tomorrow?
>>8719713
lol that's fucking hilarious.
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>>8719709
I'd lewd swap with you, but I think that's technically considered a crime against humanity.
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>>8719698
i never had a real gf.
i get called 6-7/10
>>8719705
people talk about them all the time i just want a nice transgirl that i can make my partner forever she would make a much better partner for life and we can cure eachothers depression together.
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>>8719713
i bought a used car from elanna, then found out halfway home that it was actually a pink tricycle

had to drive for 3 more miles until the next turnaround too
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>>8719713
just take it and check
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>>8719720
>Do anything fun today? Got any plans tomorrow?
no
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>>8719723
Are you a tranny yourself?
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>>8719733
no im a guy
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>>8719723
>Nice transgirl
>Cure eachothers depression

Cool. Lemme know how that works out.
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>>8719736
>posts anime girls in a tranny general
>guy
Sure.
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>>8719723
Honestlyyy all you need to do is have redeeming qualities
You do have those right?
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>>8719731
That's a big gamble to take at work
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>>8719742

Give """him""" time, """he'll""" come around.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM


Hahahaha
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>>8719732
Aww, that sucks... I'm in a similar boat I mostly depression slept today. I have work tomorrow though so I should be better.
>>8719736
So you haven't been feminized yet. If you get with me I'd turn you into a girl.
>>8719745
You could check the pill number thing.
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>>8719745

Basically if it looks like Viagra, it's Viagra.
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>>8719660
Go listen to Isaac Arthur's Existential Crisis playlist on youtube.
Dunno about infinite depth, but it knots your mind alright.
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>>8719745
I can help you out
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>>8719723
>people talk about them all the time i just want a nice transgirl that i can make my partner forever she would make a much better partner for life and we can cure eachothers depression together.
You will never cure a tranny's depression - it may wax and wane over the years, but it'll never go away entirely. It's all you can do to try and cope with it.

You sound like you're on about the right level for a trans gf though, intellectually speaking.
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>>8719762
I don't even know how to reply
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>>8719723
What are your hobbies?
Post zodiac sign?
Post sciency-zodiac MBTI type?
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>>8719736
for now
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i want to shove estrogen up the butt of dumb boys who post here
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It feels so so good to be able to feel hate and malice again

Blood flows within me once more
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I think ya'll scared the boy off; a shame, his attitude was kind of cute in a naive sort of way.
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>>8719762
Elanna why do you have that?
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>>8719787
>needing to repress to have access to your negative emotions
what
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>>8719796
For my enormous penis?
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>>8719794
strangle proto-chasers in the crib so they never grow up to be predators
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>>8719762
take one and post results
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>>8719804
what happens if u take that
does your vaginus get hard
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>>8719794
Lol...

>>8719804
I have a strap on you can top me with...
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>>8719794
He could have made some straight girl
>implying those exist here
really happy. ;-;
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>>8719816
I regret not giving him my discord name. ;_;
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>>8719801
Anger and hate are so sweetly smooth when I'm testosterone
You can watch the suffering of others without any empathy, become devoid of human kindness, access your inner psychopathy

>>8719806
Kayla was a pussy bitch
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>>8719809

I think it would be like the end of Akira desu.
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>>8719816
He would have made a good straight girl desu

>>8719809
>>8719810
:)

>>8719827
:)
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>>8719804
Ah of course, that makes sense.
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>>8719820
you deserve better than transient chasers, joanne

don't worry, we'll capture a nice boy for you (perhaps from a farmstead so he's in shape and used to hard work)
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>>8719629
I though you said you were a guy last night?
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>>8719834
Only part of me that's a boy is my hair desu
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>>8719828
I don't think that was Viagra I took it and now I'm just tired and it's having the opposite effect wtf Lannü
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>>8719840
>the only part of me that's a boy is my stereotypical lesbian haircut
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>>8719843
I rused you good

>>8719844
>pixies
>lesbian
Nice meme
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>>8719840
you cant cosplay as Kurisu now
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>>8719850
How could you ruse your poor innocent co-worker chan like this? Am I gonna die?
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>tfw you throw up but it's not quick, violent, projectile vomiting and it's basically like having the chilli you ate 6 hours ago rewind it's way out

not good
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>>8719853
Uhhh, it's easier to wear an anime wig with short hair?
I'm gonna be a hot pants wearing physicist yet

>>8719860
No, you'll be a qt girl
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>>8719840
But why do you have viagra and say girls kiss better (they don't)
I'm too stupid to keep up
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i hate that i am alive
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>>8719864
>You'll be a a qt girl
Doubt
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>>8719867
I'm a raging predatory homosexual with a literal pharmacy in her home

>>8719874
Idk, soft features tho
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>>8719874
lanna is a lesbian she can spot a cute girl
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>>8719881
Not that soft tho tbqhwymf
Muh square face and frame
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>>8719886
My roommate right now: "She'd make it so damn easily, she'd be like a cuter version of pleb"
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>>8719891
>My roommate right now: "She'd make it so damn easily, she'd be like a cuter version of pleb"
wait, is coworker-chan chubby? that's adorable
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>>8719903
thicc* is the politically correct term
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>>8719914
i was gonna go with "chubster", but thicc is nicer

either way, new bullying material, sweet
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>>8719830
I don't know, some chasers I know are wonderful people, I wouldn't mind having the right chaser for a boyfriend.
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>>8719940
i wonder if she has chubby cheeks that u can pinch and kiss
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>>8719952
i wonder how long her butt would jiggle if you spanked it :3
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>>8719944
i mean, we're on 4chan, so they generally aren't
and the whole concept of a chaser, ie someone who wants you specifically because you're trans, is pretty gros
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>>8719953
you cant just spank the princess's butt wtf only princes are allowed
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>>8719961
That's racist
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why do i exist
I'm such garbage holy shit
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>>8719965
>elanna mad that princesses arent allowed to spank other princesses butts
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>>8719967
iktf
what happened
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>>8719976
I exist
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>>8719961
i'll do it in a crowd so she doesn't notice

i don't want to lose my hand
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>>8719974
Fuck your "rules" I spank what I want
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>>8719891
I don't have a reference for that but the replies don't make it seem that good
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>>8719984
*guillotines you*
>>8719987
pleb is already maximum cute so you'd be pretty cute basipally
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>testosterone in single digits
>trying to build muscle
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>>8719991
why are you posting pictures of sheen?
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>>8719992
>w< hahahaha how adorable
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>>8719987
pleb is cute, short and chubby

this is how everyone is picturing you in their minds right now
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>>8719992
Welcome to my nightmare
It's hard to be natty

>>8719987
Pleb is qt, so yeah
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>>8719992
Get on my level pleb
Stuff flows though like nectar
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>>8720000
yeah pleb is really cute desu
>tfw no matter how much your bust / butt grows you'll never not look like a stump
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>>8719944
i'm vetoing the idea of you dating chasers, sorry joan
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>>8720003
>work out
>surely my muscles havent atrophied that much from HRT
>14 year old boys could probably overpower me
>things that were light before keep feeling heavier and heavier
>keep lifting anyway with no progress in sight

>>8720009
You're 43 pounds? That's not healthy
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boys keep calling me cute and flirting with me wtf
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>>8720028
>14 year old boys could probably overpower me
lewd
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>>8719881
Ok NOW it makes sense.
Now that I think about it, there was that time I had predatorygirl kisses. They're way too hard to find. Exceptions to the rule.

>>8719940
Thick does NOT mean fat! It's hourglass shape with extra booty. Cultural appropriation!
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>>8720039
>boys
jesus christ how horrifying
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>>8720039
well MAYBE if you stopped being so cute, that wouldn't happen all the time
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>>8720028
>14 year old boys could probably overpower me
Don't feel bad. My 5 year old nephew can push me around when he uses retard strength :/
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>>8719992
>not snorting super female vitality laced with hgh to become wonder woman
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>>8720028
You gotta really work for those gains
Grats on trying to be more than an anorexic human skelly tho you've put yourself in the upper percentile of trannies by that fact alone
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>stay up all night
>sleep for most of 4 hours
i'm fairly certain the only part of my brain awake is the one responsible for handling shitposts
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>>8720039
Aww cuute :3
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>>8720040
>ywn be a lonely middle aged mother whose son's friends rail you nightly

>>8720051
Push him back you pussy

>>8720056
I'm actually almost overweight, hopefully I can lose like 30 pounds and get 10 back in muscle
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>>8720039
My mom called me her handsome young man today :))

>>8720051
Protect your cat
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>>8720027
Aww; there's this one 'chaser' I met on /mtfg/ about a year ago that I'd totally date if I could. Unfortunately he's totally given up on life and will probably kill himself before I get the chance. That seems to happen to all the people I fall in love with, it's my bad luck I guess.
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>>8720044
>Exceptions to the rule.
Oh good, you can be reasoned with
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>>8720045

I KNOW RIGHT
AND IT'S NEVER THE CUTE ONES EITHER

>>8720046

I'm not even cute I don't know why this is happening. I think maybe I look homely enough that people think they have a chance or something.

>>8720069

some of them are kinda gross actually. one of them was cute though.
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>>8720079

dude nice are u gonna smash that puss
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>>8720084
just develop a savior complex and you can live happily ever after with your sadboy lovers
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>>8720084
does he live far away from you? maybe you two should meet up in real life and you can kiss each other's faces

>Unfortunately he's totally given up on life and will probably kill himself before I get the chance. That seems to happen to all the people I fall in love with, it's my bad luck I guess.
i wouldn't blame yourself, i mean the chances of any randomly chosen person from here being depressed and wanting to kill themselves is probably pretty high
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>>8719680
I'd give you a shot
post contact info
don't worry about all these stuck up trips
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>>8720096
Rather kill myself
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>>8720089
idk if i could deal with boys hitting on me a lot
i'd just feel really threatened
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>>8720104
>being desperate enough to date somebody who uses the girl(male) meme
i seriously hope you don't do this
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>>8720108

it's definitely, uh... discomforting at times. Now whenever guys ask for my number or Facebook or something I have to stop and think about whether I really want to give this stranger my contact info.
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>tfw you can't talk to a bunch of friends bc you had to delete your Facebook since a creep is stalking you
>tfw said creep constantly goes on and on about you without saying your name
>tfw said creepy stalker frames the reasoning behind their stalking as "revenge " and as if you have an "argument " with them
>tfw its all as simple as the creepy stalker had (has??) a crush/obsession with you, and didn't like that you rejected them and didn't want to be your friend
>tfw you actually pity someone this autistic because their life must be really sad and difficult
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>>8720120
Just say you're not single, or give them a fake number
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>>8720089
>I'm not even cute I don't know why this is happening. I think maybe I look homely enough that people think they have a chance or something.
what you should do is buy a shirt that says "BUTCH" on it so people think you're a lesbian and leave you alone

however (and this is important), don't accidentally become a lesbian a couple of years after ironically posting about liking girls, ok
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>>8720120
:s
yeah i have trouble dealing with guys in general, ugh
i would not feel safe at all if guys kept hitting on me all the time

>>8720124
tfw shakira hates you because you said boasting about stalking people is creepy
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>>8720111
It's not desperation
cute weeb boys are nice
The girl (male) thing doesn't really matter to me either since I'm not a tryhard
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>>8720120
#passerproblems
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>>8720101
Hah, if only it were that easy; I want to help him but he refuses it all.
>>8720102
Yeah, he lives several states away. I'd love to meet up with him sometime, but I don't know if that's ever going to happen, it doesn't seem likely anymore with how despondent he has become.
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>>8720124
I'm really sorry that you have to deal with an insane obsessed autist
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>>8720135
>cute weeb boys
yeah, no, 4chan posters aren't 'cute weeb boys'
they're usually at least mildly overweight failed men

and how is identifying as female equivalent to being a tryhard????
this is some next level agp
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>>8720143
>mildly overweight failed men
>!PandoraGvQ
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>>8720139
>Yeah, he lives several states away. I'd love to meet up with him sometime, but I don't know if that's ever going to happen, it doesn't seem likely anymore with how despondent he has become.
why has he given up on life completely?
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>>8720003
Not entirely convinced but okay
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>>8720076
>Push him back you pussy
He's like, 80 pounds and usually naked. I really don't want to touch him.
Also I'm scared he'll go full on autistic meltdown mode and actually hurt me when he starts freaking :(

>>8720079
>Protect your cat
I do! She hides by my desk when he's around.
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>>8720124
Das shitty bb.
Can't give em an inch...
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>>8720143
Getting all twisted up over what someone calls you and not being confident in what you are is
"YOU HAVE TO CALL ME A GIRL"
Just be one and people will, don't demand it and get upset when they don't, if anything that's more agp
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im sad
im really sad
im really really really sad ok
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>>8720147
His living situation and health are both really bad, and he has no sense of self worth left.
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>>8720143
chara was looking for you
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>>8720162
he's literally calling you a man
i'm just saying, but, it'd be prudent to date somebody who doesn't think it's cute to call you a guy

wtf does self confidence have to do with wanting to date somebody who actually respects you???????

>>8720166
yeah i know
she keeps trying to add me and i keep not doing that.
idk what part of 'i don't want to talk to creepy sociopaths' she doesn't get.
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>>8720175
>>8720175
>>8720175
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>>8720165
i'm going to be painfully honest with you joan, that doesn't sound too good

hopefully you two are still at least talking
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>>8720173
Well if you're pandora I can see why you'd get upset over something like that
In your case it would be accurate to call you a man
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>>8720141
Yeah it REALLY sucks and also makes me incredibly uncomfortable.
I hope they get some mental health services or something
Also, i thought you were leaving this place forever? Lol
>>8720160
): ty valq




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