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help each other get gfs edition-?
i have 0 ideas, i just didn't want us falling off the board...
lastone >>8952400
lite news:
>everyone loves vet tech anon
>anon went to japan and got more play in 3 weeks than her entire life in her home country
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>>8962763
okay so like who wants to help me get a gf
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>>8962769
Huh I would but how are we supposed to help people to get a girlfriend?
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>>8962792
you could be mine, that's pretty helpful.
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>>8962800
Well if you want to.
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>>8962828
o-okay, but you want to too, right?
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>8962763
>anon went to japan and got more play in 3 weeks than her entire life in her home country
I wish this wasn't true but put it like that it's even more hilarious. Now to work on my japanese to talk to them without stuttering and trying to find my words.
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>>8962839
Yes!
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>>8962866
hey gf, what's your number again? I seem to have lost it :((((
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>>8962778
she has cute eyes but 0 lips
which is a problem with white people in general, no lips
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>>8962879
Oh, I seem to have lost yours as well! Really, how empty headed can I be? I don't even know your name !
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>>8962898
>she
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>>8962778
Please stop.
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>>8962916
I'm starting to doubt your love for me... I bet you don't even remember my age, sex, or location. ;-;
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>>8962933
Please don't doubt my love for you! Just remember that 5 answers ago, we had probably never exchanged a word!
I don't think you know these information about me either. :)
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>>8962949
well, you should tell me, bby. where are you from and do you want to live under my bed?
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>>8962898
It's not a white person problem, it's not a person problem at all, it's a man problem.
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>>8962953
Europa and you?
And I would prefer to not live under a bed. I like being on the bed.
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>>8962977
united states of burger. for someone as special as you, I suppose I can share my bed. <<<3333334
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>>8962984
That's very nice of you. It's just a shame there's an ocean in the middle of our incredible love story and that I'm just not that good at swimming. How could we overcome this?
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>>8962977
Are you still jovian if you're from a satellite?
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>>8962990
don't worry, my love, this ship is sailing. where should I make port?
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>>8962997
Who knows? Maybe, maybe not.
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>>8962990
d/a
I want a yuropean gf. I have enough money to visit you and take you to nice places. I can even pay your plane ticket to visit me in the states. You should definitely consider me as a potential gf.
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>>8963006
Well I have heard the fees in La Rochelle on the French coast are quite low. Also nice ship.
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>>8963008
Uhm that's very nice of you but I am having a wonderful exchange with the other anon who has a ship. I like ships.
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>>8963008
b-back off, rich bitch, we're in love! and she definitely prefers broke girls like me, it's more romantic....right?

>>8963011
thanks, it's the Elsanna. that's an odd bit of knowledge to have, about French coast port fees. are you gonna come pick me up?
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>>8963028
I don't know much about port fees, honestly. It's just something I overheard I'm not sure it's even true.
Of course I'll come pick you up! We can even spends time over there. Just a bit south there are some of France most beautiful beaches.
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>>8963043
that sounds wonderful, I've always wanted to go to europe. we can get baguettes and chain smoke while laughing at the locals. unless you are French, then we will not laugh at the locals. which country are you from?
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>>8963058
France but we can still laugh at the locals. Let's not chainsmoke though because I don't like the smell at all. I can introduce you to good quality-low price wine instead, if you'd like. And real beer.
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>>8963068
oh good, smoking is disgusting. I don't know if it's exaggerated in media, but isn't smoking very common there? every high school kid in that one French movie with the blue lesbian constantly had a lit cigarette.

I would love to drink wine and beer. and liquor too. do you cook fancy French food too?
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>>8963028
Fine.
>tfw not even money can get you a gf
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>>8963084
I don't cook very well, but I bake a good tarte tatin (some kind of french apple pie) and charlotte aux fraises (I'm not going to explain this one it's difficult), and other cakes.
It's true that smoking is quite common for the 15-25 but not as much as what you think. The smokers are mostly the popular ones.(I'd like to add that the comic on which the movies I think you're talking about is based is better, and a more accurate representation of about everything (it's based on the story of the author, I think), the french title is "Le bleu est une couleur chaude" (Blue is a warm colour) but I don't know if it has been published internationnally, and this is getting longer than the other part of my answer sorry.)
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>>8963148
Sorry. I'm sure you'll find some wonderful other girl!
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>>8963148
You can buy me
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>>8963150
>all those frog names I can't pronounce
that all sounds delicious af. I googled that strawberry cake looking thing too. please send me pastries in the mail?

I didn't realize it was based on a comic. I don't think I ever finished the movie, it was kinda slow and boring, but maybe I'll see if I can find the comic in English.

d-dd-d--d-d-do you wanna add me somewhere?
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>>8963154
I don't want to buy a gf. I want her to want to be with me. The money to do stuff is just a plus, you know what I'm sayin'.
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>>8963167
R u a qt? Do u hve kik or discord?

Discord: slime#1355
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>>8963163
The cakes I don't know, but if you are really motivated I can mail you the comic in french + a french-english dictionary.
About adding you somewhere: are we talking about social networks? Because I would but I have only an e-mail address. And WhatsApp.
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>>8963174
>a french-english dictionary
I... As much as I like lesbians, I don't think I'm that dedicated.

Adding as in discord, steam, skype, etc? WhatsApp works. Or...I guess...if we're reenacting the stone ages or something...........email.
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>>8963170
Good bye! Nice chatting with you !! :))))))))))0
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>>8963184
Well Whatsapp I guess. Or I can stop being digitally asocial and create an account somewhere else.
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>anons are actually getting together or something
well, at least someone will be >tfw gf
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>>8963196
please make discord. all the cool kids are using it these days, take it from me, the coolest kid.
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>>8963170
What the fuck is kik?
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>>8963210
Okay!
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>>8963213
kik is another chatting app, its popular with teenagers I believe
whatsapp is related to facebook and is pretty common internationally/among adults
Line is popular in asia
>>8963214
what did you mean by this
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>>8963220
Got it. Well I'm not a teenager so no kik. I don't have a facebook so no whatever, and I'm not in asia so no line. I'm so out of touch with all these social apps.
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>>8963223
Go back to one of your threads, man.
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>>8963223
anon, pls don't whore yourself out here. Desperation as such is not attractive.
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My discord is slime#1355
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>>8963229
stop spamming pls
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>>8963230
Sorry
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>>8963217
okay don't forget to send it to me when you're done.
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>>8963231
if anons want to contact you, they'll do so.
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>>8963223
uh
this is awkward
>>8963224
all of them can be fun for different purposes, I've ended up using all of them at one point or another.
facebook is good for irl people and crap, whatsapp is good for texting/calls internationally
line has cute features, but i've only met a few kids who used it and they were weeabos or koreaboos, so thats probably why they used it
kik is good for quick throwaway stuff
i dont add anons and stuff anymore, but if i was going to, i'd probably do it over kik or discord since those are easy to make with throwaway emails
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Halp need gf
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>>8963235
Ok I'm done sorry for the wait I was insulting Gmail. My brand new discord: Evre#1888 (are the number important? I put them anyway but I don't know)
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>>8963239
Ah, okay. At least I know what discord is.
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>>8963267
nice trips bby
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>>8963239
Not Koreaboos probably (ok, I'm not sure what a bunch of western kids would do but presumably they know what their Kpop or whatever stars use) Line is popular for Japan. Korea's app of choice is KakaoTalk. And China uses WeChat.
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Tranny here. A cis butch dyke that teaches lgbt youth how to cool came to our thread the other day, and her posts convinced me to seek out a real gf over the shoody bootlegs. Well, what will it be, ladies? ;)
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>>8963284
Thanks!
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>>8963267
yeah the numbers are more important than the name i believe
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>>8963310
It's all very mysterious for me. I'm not really good with technology I'm afraid.
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>>8963316
You sound adorable, anon. Good luck with your new gf!
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>>8963321
Good luck to you too
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>>8963154
I don't want to be an ass screaming ree tranny, but it's really shitty that trannies like you come here trying to trick cis girls only interested in cis girls into liking them
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>>8963358
>cis girls only interested in cis girls
Not what lesbian means.
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>>8963361
The majority opinion on >CISlesgen though.
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>>8963358
Only retards would fall for a man with a wig to begin with.
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>>8963292
oh, i see, thanks for informing me anon
honestly, I liked Line alot, it was cute, and it had alot of neat features (the stickers were cute!!).
iMessage is certainly easier, but not everyone has an iPhone.
I want a girlfriend who will download all the chatting apps and switch between them with me to use whichever i like at the time
>>8963358
what makes you think she's trans?
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>>8963366
Im not trans and im not wearing a wig...
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>>8963364
>>CISlesgen
I fail to see what the cis status of lesbians has to do with their sexuality.
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Daily reminder: Do not respond to bait! Do not respond to tranners! Soldier on and post about cats or incest or something idk.
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>>8963368
gf has been using MarcoPollo
a sort of video phone tag
instagram and facetime
pretty neat
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>>8963368
>>8963373
https://twitter.com/SlimeMaid
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>>8963378
>dick gir
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>>8963378
??? Is this supposed to be related to me ??? All it says is "broken" and its private
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>>8963361
99.99999999999% of the cis girls here only want to date other cis girls.
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>>8963386
He made his profile private. I saw it before he changed it. Cringy twitter account. He had dick girl on his description before he changed it.
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>>8963390
How do we know this is their twitter
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>>8963392
The pictures he posted here are there in his account. He probably deleted them by now.
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>>8963390
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>>8963395
Ur just making shit up
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>>8963386
>>8963392
>>8963398
Seriously? Can you stop posting? No one wants you here
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>>8963395
Except I watched her cram a baddragon up their vagoo
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>>8963398
You can say whatever the fuck you want. I saw it and that other anon that found your account saw it. You're just a lying tranny, so gtfo.
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>>8963404
Ur the same person lol
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>>8963406
Sure, whatever. You're a filthy tranny. This is my last (you) to your sorry ass.
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>>8963408
Ok... weirdo
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>>8963397
what if you have a uterus and a 'penis'
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>>8963440
What if you had 12 toes? A minority might be cool or into extra parts but most people would be like for fuck's sake, get that extra shit cut off and then maybe I can get into it.
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>>8963450
thats a pretty based way of looking at things anon, its not laughter, its not ew freak gross, just 'sort it out'.
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is Austria really back?
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>>8963477
she was here yesterday. maybe she'll pop in again some other time.
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tfw no gf.. those who have used HER is it more reliable than Tinder?
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>>8963502
Depending on your area, could be shit, but better than Tinder.
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>>8963361

Is there a special tumblr approved term for a cis girl who only wants to date a cis girl then?
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>>8963529
Transphobic
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>>8963486
She definitely will. As it happens she's got a nasty cold and not much else to do.

>>8963502
I've never tried it but I heard it's much less 'populated' than tinder. Dunno though.
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>>8963529
'carpet muncher'
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I am that anon that weebposted about the asahi beer and now I am drunk and on friday again.
I always get really lonely and romantic when I am drunk and I am now considering texting this qt that I appreciate her friendship and I have trouble with conveying emotions and that I am drunk.
I twitter-stalked her and I think she's bi so I might have a chance
I know this is a bad idea but I think I am in love
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>>8963529
TERF
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>>8963538
Aww. Hope you feel better soon!
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>>8962843
How did you manage to confuse the nips? Are you on the tomboyish/butch side of the spectrum?
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>>8963361
It kind of is dude. No one was thinking about trannies when they came up with the word lesbian.
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When you think about it most lesbians who like trannies are those closeted bisluts/hetshits that got savagely raped and abused and now hate men so they turn to women, but they like trannies because they may think they're a less scary version of men.
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>>8963368
>tfw no one uses Signal even though it's among the best messaging apps out there

>>8963538
Get well soon, Austrianony.
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>>8963700
you're wrong but way to make me question my sexuality, fuckeur
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>>8963719
Sorry but if you were raped you're not really a lesbian since you delude your brain into feeling attraction to women out of fear and hate of men.
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>she's got a nasty cold and not much else to do.
What are you implying there, austria? That clg is your side bitch and not your main bitch? That you'll only come visit us when you have absolutely nothing else to do and not because you love me...asdgfbdjk....I mean us.
I feel used.
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>>8963728
Does that mean a gay guy is not really gay if sometimes a girl played with his penis against his will when he was a child?

asking for a friend
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>>8963569
>I always get really lonely and romantic when I am drunk
Saaaaame, anon, it's the worst. I hope it works out with the qt and you don't sober up with mortification. Good luck!
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>>8963728
it was correctional rape, i was already attracted to girls and open about it, the fact some boy who was a supposed friend wanted to 'show me what girls were for' and hold me down and rape me doesn't make me bi, thats a sick accusation. the fact that i'm not repulsed by all trans women, just most, doesn't have any bearing on the shit i've had to deal with at all. you've ruined my afternoon, fuck you
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>>8963502
HER won't let you filter trannies and will ban you if you have some standards. Happened to one anon who said she didn't want to date fatties and men.

>>8963687
I'm not a butch, got short hair but wear make-up and dress casual or sometimes tomboyish. Nobody ever mixed me for a man in my country or all the others I went before, but it seems I look a little too much like the pretty faggots japanese girls are so fond of. Maybe my blue eyes also helped. One of them wanted to talk to me until she realized I was a woman (どうしよ!?), another one drinking a coffee with her boyfriend wouldn't stop looking at me, and there's all the startled girls in the street looking confusing as hell when they realized they were actually checking a girl. I didn't even try to hide my breasts and hips and there were japanese girls who were far more boyish than me but they weren't mixed for men. Still funny as hell to see them puzzled by the fact they actually were attracted by a woman, and hear them talking about it thinking I didn't understand.
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>>8963755
>banned from HER
Happened to me too, except I hadn't even started using it yet. Pretty confused, but don't care enough about that shit app to appeal or anything.
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>>8963733
Depends if it was traumatizing enough to become scared of women, or perhaps hating them.

>>8963751
You may not be a bislut since you were raped after you realized you liked girls, but you're still a disgusting non-goldie. Back to rebbit, whore.
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>>8963710
Thank you anony.

>>8963731
I didn't mean that anon, of course I love you.
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>>8963755
>and hear them talking about it thinking I didn't understand.
What did they say? Also nip women are gay as fuck, as long as you look like something they want to fuck they won't really care if you're actually a girl.
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>>8963529
Lesbian.
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>>8963800
Pretty much a bunch of ええええええええええ!???? followed by "no way", "oh wait you're actually right", "a shame", and so on.
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>>8963824
Topkek. Should have approached them and fucked them right in the pussy.
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>>8963824
I do get what they feel like when I spend an extended time in Asia and go back to the US. Kind of a culture shock where the average western woman has the frame size, body hair, clothing choices etc. closer to an Asian dude than an Asian girl.
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>>8963755
Japanese women are closet lesbo af
Why do you think Takarazuka is so popular and their "male" popstars look like dykes?
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>>8963793
d/a I love you too. Don't forget to periodically drop in and post cute wincest stories!
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>>8963731
Since she has her sister, everyone else would just be her side bitch.
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>tfw might be hanging out with a clg cis girl as a man faced tranny today

Literally the worst idea, can't wait for the dox desu
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>>8963832
Their men are also fucking gay, through all times in history they have loved to fuck pretty boys in female clothing.
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>>8963832
Cis women just don't normally have the schwager to convert "I'm gay but society repressed me" girls
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>>8963840
>love to fuck pretty boys in female clothing

pretty much every civilization throughout time has done this, not just japanese
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>>8963879
So are traps gay or not?
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>>8963892
Traps are gay no matter who they're with
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>>8963835
I'm going to dox you.
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>>8963895
protip: "Privileged" only has one D
why don't people proofread, especially if printing a t shirt?
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>>8963934
Check your literacy priviledge
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>>8963931
I hope it is you desu, pls drive me closer to the sweet release of oblivion honestly
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>>8963793
>of course I love you.
Y-you too.

>>8963834
I suppose that is true.
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>>8963747
I haven't texted her yet, but I have run out of the weeb beer and am now on the wine which is a bad sign.
I will report if anything comes of it
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>>8963934
I thought that was the ironic way of writing it.
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>>8963991
Okay, don't forget. And feel free to move onto liquor after the wine's gone.
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>>8963967
Well she's right, while I love you wonderful anons, my sister's my sister. She's the best.

>>8963991
Shh just go straight to whisky.
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>>8963965
I'm going to murder you also, bronyfag.
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>>8963728
what if i was raped by a woman and subsequently repressed for nearly a decade before coming out
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>>8963792
you are the actual worst
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>>8963229
Ew i think i remember you. Tranner alert

>>8963556
Tfw no orc gf. Why is orc girl + elf girl so perfect?
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>>8963764
its super buggy
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>>8963755
HER is a trash app, glitchy, developed by a bishitter and pretty much a troll magnet. You have better options just using Tinder.
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>talking shit with friend crush
>getting a bit too personal
>Oooh, did I get you blushing, anon?
>Yeah, right. Besides you wouldn't even be able to tell if I'm blushing; my skin's too dark.
>I'm already leaning against a wall
>she leans in even closer, boxing me in
>I can always tell if you're blushing. It's like the only thing you ever do around me.
>Sh-shut up. I only ever feel annoyed around you.
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>help get gfs

only if it's delinquent
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>>8963502
As a HER user I can attest to the "you can't filter people based on what you're looking for". It wouldn't be too much of an issue if the site wasn't loaded with trannies, bisexuals, and women in their 30s looking to cheat on their husbands with you for a week or so.

And then all the lesbians who you would date are just looking for a hook up or are currently dating someone else.

I don't know about you guys but Im just looking for a girl I can romance and then spend our winter nights and cuddling for warmth while I watch her favorite anime. Im not looking for a hook up. If you're in this boat HER is not for you.

I haven't tried tinder but from what I hear its pretty much the same. Someone please start a discord for romantic lesbians.
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>>8964105
>raped by a woman
Story time?
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>>8964492
Women can't rape so the only story will be a tranner fib.
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>>8964461
I've never used either of those apps, but this thread has discouraged me from even trying them. I second the vote for the romantic lesbians discord.
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>>8964499
Women are capable of raping children though. But thats a rite of passage as the vagina monolgues taught me

T, tranner
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>>8964461
Took a look at Tinder where I live, it's full of men, trannies and bisluts looking for a threesome with their boyfriend or for a quick fuck, with a few legit lesbians, butch or femme.
Did the same in Tokyo, it's full of girls looking for friends, some guys, several bisluts and some lesbians stating they're looking for a serious relationship. Guess it depends where you live.
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>>8964529
If you think consensual sex with a 13yo is rape then you're fucking retarded.
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>>8962778
Kinda cute, would look better if she had some lip injections.
Though plastic surgery always has the chance of everything going to the shitter and she looking like shit if she overdoes it.
She does have crazy eyes too though, doesn't inspire me confidence.
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>>8964573
>Pedo apologist.
Not even the anon you're talking to but you're disgusting my boy.
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Post best girls
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>>8964647
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>>8964573
What the fuck is the matter with you dude
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>>8964656
>falls in love with dude
Not even close
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Local tranny autistically screeches at tiny lesbian just trying to do her best this morning. More on this story and others like it tonight at 11.
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>>8964443
Did you kiss?
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Post best and cutest fanfics
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>>8964689
one of points it's just a fairytale
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>>8964740
>Thinks Chad is a fairy tale.
He's literally the reason bishits cheat on so much.
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>>8964689
What. Elsa didn't fall in love with anyone.
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>>8964630
>>8964688
What, when I was 13 I was secretly wishing the older sisters of my friends would fuck me and also this cute lesbian girl daughter of my mom's friend that was 22 at the time. 13 years old are not retarded and it's pretty much more or less the age you become able to consent to things like sex.
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>>8964198
wife is almost 6 feet tall, slim and blonde, i am 5'8 with abs, muscular legs and fat ass. we are the elf and orc combo. im not strong enough to pick her up tho yet, shes too tall, i can't get the leverage. i weigh more and i'm stronger than her, i love to pin her down and tickle her a lot, blow raspberries on her tummy and i growl and play bite her. i'm a savage beast
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>>8964785
>13 years old are not retarded
If you don't think 13yos are retarded then I'm concerned about your current mental capabilities.
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>>8964796
>lesbian orc on elf
Add rape and this would be 10/10
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>>8964802
Inexperience doesn't equal the retardation small kids suffer from for having a brain that has not yet developed much. Pretty sure if parents got involved in a non-inquisitive way about their teen's relationships they would be able to spot actual creepers wanting to take advantage of their kids and let the good relationships develop.
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>>8964809
no, my orcishness breaks just if she sits on me and kisses me and i'm not in the mood, the inability to get away makes me freak out and cry. when she wants me to be rough i always ask if shes ok and feel guilty if i might have hurt her when spanking or hair pulling. my savage strength is only for acting like a playful goofball, sorry anon. rape fantasy is impossible for me. im only aggressively sexual in getting her out of her clothes or when biting and sucking on her boobs or when making out. not all orcs are rapists, anon. take your racial stereotypes elsewhere.
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My nose hurts really bad. I hate being a jew.
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>>8964834
>elf on orc rape
O-oh my. Now this would make a revolutionary doujin.
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Have you slapped your gf's as today?
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>>8964840
i'd read it, be turned on andfeel guilty and horrible. she loves being tied up but shes tried tying me up before and i freaked out and thrashed around and starting bawling and yelling 'no no no' over and over so that never worked out. why not a loving elf on orc doujin, anon? where the orc is a stay at home housewife who spends her time working out in front of the tv and cooking, and the elf wife does all the breadwinning through dungeoneering and murder. it'd be real comfy slice of life
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>>8964867
But then the stereotype of elves being only for rape would be broken and the world could fall into instability and chaos.
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>>8964848
>implying I want to get beat up
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>tfw lured anon out of her house and were hanging out in the mall

Why is getting gf hard ?
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>>8964848
>Tfw no gf to beat every day until we both grow fat and stop having a sex life.
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>>8964926
just talk to friends and get connections through them
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>>8964724
I wish. We flirt a ton but she usually doesn't get that close to me unless she wants to see me get flustered. I keep chickening out of just going for it.
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>>8964882
let the world burn in the name of consensual elf/orc love where the strong butch girl takes the passive role and the skinny femme girl takes the active role
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>>8964816
Kids aren't capable of properly considering consequences until they're in their 20's m'dude.
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>>8964959
Then everyone under 25 shouldn't be having sex or voting or even trying to think on their own.
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>>8964973
>plot twist
Not many over 25 are capable of understanding consequences
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>>8964973
They really shouldn't, but it can't be helped. They'd cause too much trouble if they weren't allowed to do stuff on their own by then.

>>8965009
This is also true.
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A few 30 something ladies at the mall asked me a series of lewd questions about lesbianism this morning.
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>>8964934
okay well how do you get friends
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>>8964527
>I've never used either of those apps, but this thread has discouraged me from even trying them

Same. Sucks because the only time I'm ever able to talk to women with any finesse is online and even then just barely.

>>8964796
>we are the elf and orc combo

I'm so jealous.

>tfw you want to get swole but you're too short for orc status

Fuck this gay earth
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>>8965055
everyone likes dwarf women
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>>8963361
it is. why the hell would i want to suck dick when i like girls?
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>>8965047
It was me.

I was one of those 30 year old ladies.

>>8965065
Maybe there's hope for me yet. Maybe I'll find a tall, pretty elven maiden to carry off into the sunset
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>>8965113
put your hair in braids and get angry a lot, hands on hips like a proper bad tempered housewife style, but swole and with big heaving bosoms. what maiden would face your pouty wrath? just don't go full /tg/ and get a beard, for fucks sake. or fake a scottish accent. thats taking the fantasy way too far
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Should I move to Czech republic from Finland? I'm sck of this fucking shithole and I have a job awaiting for me
>I'm a coward, though
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I have reached the stage where I have almost an entire to-read bookcase, someone please put me out of my misery.
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>>8965053
>tfw you are too gay to have straight friends
>tfw you are too straight to have gay friends
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>>8963378
you know i can understand it, we have and still are oppressed minority so i can sympathize to them. but when it comes to sexuality trannies have to realize we are attracted to the SEX and gender?. not only am i attracted to the "gender" but also what's between the legs. i love women. i love everything about women. and i especially love what's between a women's legs, not what's between a man's. if i was, i would be hetroSEXUAL. not homoSEXUAL. i don't like men and i'm simply not attracted to men. even if they dress in pretty dresses. i like women.

go off and live your life, but stop trying to get other people to partake in your life. its what we fought for decades for. just to be left alone. not to make everyone else be and believe like us, but to just let us be and live our lives and let them live their lives. i know it hurts knowing i can easily assume majority of lesbians not finding you attractive, i guess you feel how we feel with straight women, but its part of being who we are. we will never have children with the ones we love, and we will never have all the women we like find us attractive back.
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>>8965164
>we have and still are oppressed minority
Lesbians are not an oppressed minority.
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>>8964499
>women can't rape

what a dumb thing to say.
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>>8963213
An app for horny het teenagers
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>>8965122
>hair too short to braid
>small boobs
>southern accent

I'm mad all the time, though. Is that close enough?
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I'll let you decide:
Braids or ponytail?
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>>8965148
God damn, CanKan. What are you doing that you're not reading your weebshit?
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>>8965282
Braids on cutesy pure girls. Ponytail on cool alpha girls.
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>>8965289
I'm a cool alpha so I'll go with the ponytail
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>>8964735
anything by ridiculous mavis in the wicked fandom
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>>8964926
YOU HAVE A GF KILL YOURSELF
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>>8965293
>I'm a cool alpha
>posts in 4chan
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Why are lesbians so autistic, like I thought this place was a meme but the whole time we hung out it was just like "kill yourself tranny, why don't you buy pink shit to validate yourself you fucking faggot"

2/10 will stick to straight girls for friends honestly senpai
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>>8965331
#REKT

And don't come back, tranny.
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>>8965342
>#rekt

I'm pretty sure the entirety of lesgen is just girls who had too much male socialization/got raped by their dad and became quasi tranners
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>>8963148
i miss blaster nation
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>>8965160
>>>8965053
>>tfw you are too straight to have gay friends

story of my life
tfw came out at 16 and none of my highschool friends know
tfw made 0 friends after highschool
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>>8965331
half the people in this thread are trannies
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>>8965282
i like loose low ponytails but short hair is the best imo
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why are transbians the most perverted type of tranny? almost all love using their cock for "lesbian sex" and are into polyarmoy and BDSM.
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>>8965276
The local summer carnival has giant stuffed Shin-chans as prizes, complete with stuffed weenie hanging out. I'm not sure how they got away with that.

>>8965286
Well I do work, believe it or not. Mostly it's just that I buy a lot of things, put off reading a third of them, then buy more things.
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>>8965354
not to mention diapers
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>>8965354
Nah senpai, I just like finding straight girls with too many cats who have never even dated a boy before and then groom them to the point that they're wearing pride flags and pulling my hair while pegging me and telling me I'm a slut
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>>8965360
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>>8965359
i dont not want that image in my sights
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>>8965148
>not having a set of favorites to return to
how does it feel to know you've been doing books wrong?
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>>8965352
>wear a low loose ponytail
>some people confuse me for a boy
;_;
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>>8965369
It's not even sex without penetration, like why are lesbians missing out on he best part of sex
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>>8965358
>Well I do work, believe it or not
Oh yeah, I always wanted to ask, what language(s) do you use for your scripts?
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>tfw fell for straight friend.
>tfw she literally tells me about her night with a guy on tinder because I'm her bestie best friend forever and ever.
I'm literally a cuckold and I hate myself.
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>>8965387
>the best part of sex
For the man, not the women. Only 1/3 of women can even orgasm from penetration alone.
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>>8965387
>there's no penetration in lesbian sex
>what is fingering
>what are dildos
>what are strap-ons
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>>8965402
Well at least she's not a bislut that will sleep with you and then suck cock on the side and one day you wake up with herpes everywhere and AIDS and pussy cancer.
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>>8965348
Hey. We can be friends. We can pretend to be straight girl friends. Call each other "girlfriend" platonically. Kiss each other heterosexually. Licc and succ each other like good gal pals.
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>>8965407
It's still shit anon.
The worst part is that she doesn't know I like her at all.
She thinks it's just a strong friendship.
I want to fix her. Like her mom even used to joke saying I'm her second daughter since we were always together and shit.
I wanted to steal her from all of this and make her my wife. I'm sure her mom would be ok with it, it can't be worse than her shitty dates.
I wouldn't use her like those guys do.

I hate it so much.
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>>8965404
I mean I dunno I'm subby enough to like being on my knees almost as much
>>8965405
>using phalic toys
Bislut detected
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>>8965417
>I wouldn't use her like those guys do.
Dat huge redflag, m'lady.
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>>8965379
Huh? Of course I have favourites, they're on other shelves.

>>8965390
Mostly bash, perl and vbscript (don't hate, none of that is by my choice). I used to do a lot of powershell wmi stuff too but I haven't touched that in years.
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>>8965422
Female autism is harder to detect then male autism
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>>8965422
If you knew it all you would understand.
I literally have to hear her talk about how awesome the guy is how much she loves him how the sex is great with every detail possible to the point I'm almost throwing up.
Then a week later they break up and she's crying about tfwnobf because men can't into long term relationships.
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>>8965424
God, why are you such wife material. Marry me~
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>>8965430
It's not that, it's just that your love sounds kind of twisted and also too strong in a bad way. When you stop being in love with her you won't give a fuck anymore.

Seek a more healthy relationship.
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>>8965477
She'll learn. Or maybe she won't. Either way, she won't hear what you're saying right now.
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>>8965497
Yeah I guess so. But at least an attempt was made.
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>>8965358
That's fucking weird. Shinchan is a dope show, though.

>>8965427
This is true. I can smell a cringey guy from a mile away, but almost never a girl. Always kind of assumed it was because I'm a spaghetti lord myself and thus incapable of recognizing spaghettiness when it comes to other women.
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woke up panicking
>holy fuck I'm so late
>AAHH
it's my day off
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>>8965354
>tfw a lesbian and trans
>tfw when you don't do any of the degenerate shit people say gay trannies do.
>tfw it doesn't matter because everyone judges you by the other fuck ups in your community.
This is why so many of us kill ourselves.
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>>8965720
rib in beace tbhon
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>>8965415
''no homo''
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I want to be a corporate lesbian. Lead my own science department and hire qt's as my slutty secretaries. I would use them as stress relief and take them with me on business trips. Also they would serve my female clients.
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>>8965754
sign me up anon
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>>8965417
casually ask her if she likes girls ;)
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>>8965354
i'm into poly and bdsm and i'm a bi tranny who doesn't like using her dick and prefers guys.
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>>8965789
Only if you're cute, slutty and want to be owned.
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>>8965754
>misogyny.jpg
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>>8965835
spoken like a true tranny who doesn't know what he's talking about
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I can finally say I am now a terf. It feels so good.
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Who wants to be friends
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>>8965841
i'm a tranny and i want to be a slutty secretary
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>>8966001
Sure. As long as you are not a tranny.
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>>8965650
What are you going to do on your day off?
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Its almost 1234 o'clock time to get alphabet soup ready
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>>8966020
clean and vidya
gf coming tomorrow morning
>am a lazy slob so I put off cleaning until the very last minute
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Really fighting the urge to get tattoos, I really want "weed" and "yolo" tattooed across my knuckles
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>>8966040
You're like 6 years too late for that to be in fashion.
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I really wanna orbit a girl and have her acknowledge me as an orbiter. I don't really wanna get too personally close to anyone cause I suck at relationships, but I'd really just like to admire a girl from a distance and occasionally do nice things for her and know things about her and have her be comfortable with this kind of set up/not find me creepy
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I want to fucking die, damn
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>>8966001
Sure. As long as you are fine with me being a tranny.
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>>8966069
Me too.

What's wrong, anon
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>>8966072
kys
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>>8966074
I obsess over random cringey moments in my life and they play on repeat in my head non stop. Also my crush will never like me back and the eternal feel when no gf
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>>8966091
more tfw no gf posts
...same desu that feeling if starting off the day with loneliness
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>>8966051
Fuck off, weed and yolo are never out of style
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>>8966037
Sounds pretty comfy, anon. I hope you have a good weekend.
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>>8966098
I'm my only friend and I openly talk to myself in public. It's pretty comfy. I believe that I am the only person who will ever truly understand me.
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>>8966107
I talk to myself as well but not in public. I have a lot of interesting things to say to myself apparently.
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>>8966107
same except i do it in my head, its only a matter of time before it silently festers into a mental disorder
also people who understand will never be my friend cuz im so shitty
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>>8966091
Sounds exactly like me and I'm sure many other anons here. Sorry anon, I'd say take comfort in knowing no one else thinks about or remembers cringey shit you've done, but also if you're anything like me, that doesn't make the thoughts go away.

>>8966098
Singles /clg/ matchmaking mixer when?
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>>8966107
>and clg says tranners are delusional
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>>8966098
>tfw no gf in 2+ years
>tfw get used for sex and being emotional tampon, and tossed away like expired tofu you forgot in the back of your fridge.
>tfw she tells you there's no chance of her actually dating you.
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>>8966119
If you develop enough socially weird/unacceptable habits it becomes bizarre enough that people start to see you as an individual and look up to you.
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>>8966139
That sounds...very not good. You deserve better than a shitbag like that anyway. I mean, I think so at least, unless you're a terrible person too, I don't actually know you. But you're probably nice I think.
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>>8966135
I mean lets be honest I've been single two weeks in the last five years, most of the memes are just upset beta lesbros that are jelly
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>>8966155
>namefag
go away you geriatric tranner
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>>8966155
kys tranny
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>>8966139
date a tranner
>no idea what's expected of us so do whatever you say
>extremely submissive
>happy to just make out, no sex
>will let you dress her up like a doll
>won't think you're a weird girl because she'll learn femininity from you
>will worship you and won't dream of dumping you (unless she turns straight)
>will put up with all your shit and be your emotional tampon
>will say you're prettier than her and mean it
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>hungry
>no food
>corner store is open
>scared of the dark
I'm having a dilemma
normally I wouldn't be such a wuss, but the trees overhang the sidewalk, orb weavers and crab spiders are out

imagine having walked into a web of a spider the size of a small bird
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Shieet how can I devote my life to God. Is Jesus still considered an only child if technically we're all God's children. Dat feel when God creates a beautiful Earth for us and we fuck it up. It's hard to feel too bad about it though since God also created us so really who is to blame y'know
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I really wanna get punched in the face hard but I'm so fucking amicable
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>>8966162
>>8966166
If you had gfs you'd be snuggling them rn tbhonestly
>>8966169
Literally me
>>8966171
Sleep is the only way out, there's no hunger only happy times when you sleep
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>>8966171
McDonald's delivers food to your house now, anon. Call them up.
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>>8966183
>Literally me
literally all of us
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>>8966183
gtfo you filthy piece of shit. go back to your tranny threads
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>>8966191
no let her stay!
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I've had the spongebob squarepants theme song stuck in my head for like a month straight.
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>>8966195
I think we both know what you need to do here.
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>>8966194
>her
gtfo too
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>>8966187
>you're so pretty
>I'm trash
>can I cook you something
>it's okay if we just snuggle
>I'm literal trash but I'm glad you like me
>I'm so jealous of your everything
>Yeah.. any fetish you have you can do to me
>e...even that
>>8966191
I got drunk at my pole dance party can I sleep here?
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>>8966203
I hope you fall asleep on the train and wake up dead
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>>8966200
What I need to do. Kms?
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>>8966207
Still better then being a tranny
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>>8966195
I CANT HEAR YOOOOUUU

>>8966147
more like pity though

>>8966134
is there matchmaking in discord? but all those normies

>>8966171
go to sleep anony
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>>8966184
I can eat that swill for free on the clock
I want some chili nachos and a burrito
maybe some shitty over cooked taquitos
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>>8966209
Yes. It's the only way.
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>>8966171
aww, burger, I just wanna let you know you're cute
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>>8966218
Oh, McBurger. It's you. Yeah, I can see why you would want something different. Call your gf and tell her to bring you some food. If she loves you, she'll do it.
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>>8966226
Shut up
spiders are scary
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>>8966291
w-what? you're just adorable, don't tell me to shut up, bitch.
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>>8965440
I don't know how any of that is wife material but I love you too bby
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>>8966289
I'm most of the way there, besides why would I wake my qt in the middle of the night just to feed me
>>8966309
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>>8966355
Post food.
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>>8966372
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>>8966375
that's it, I'm coming to your house to murder you.
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>>8966375
not you, tranny
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>>8966372
too late to get me an adult beverage
they're cleaning the dispenser and rotisserie
Ima just grab some junk
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>>8966372
i had 5 slices of pizza from work and a bunch of left over macaroons from their event
for the past few days ive mainly only drank water and ate instant oatmeal though
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>>8966372
judge my stoner snacks harshly
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>>8966431
need more liquid, those wafers are dry as fak and the burrito is full of sodium, plus dry mouth from the dank dank, id recommend juice
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>>8966431
>710 cals/ burrito
Hnnng. Dem gains.

Where is that Burgerbrit? She'll probably be down for like 5 of those burritos in one sitting.
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>>8966216
is there a non-normie lesbian discord??
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>>8966472
we can make one?
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>>8966505
will I be able to post about my daily >tfwnogf feels?
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>>8966522
sure, but plz no trannies and bishits
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>>8966532
Agree.
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>>8966532
W..hats wrong with trains

I'm pretty fun, but I may have a gf and be a normie
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>>8966522
Don't lie. You'll just sit there silently like all non-normies do. It won't work because half of y'all won't talk when you have a name.
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>>8966577
reeeee
but honestly i just want a place to vent my tfw no gf feelz and maaaybe friend a fellow lonely anon or two
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>>8966583
Yeah, sure, it's the dream but I've been part of plenty of those groups before and it's either awk because nobody talks or awk because people couple up too fast.
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>>8966599
Don't ruin our dream, anony.
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somebody make that discord now before tfw no gf posts take over the thread
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>>8966656
>implying the overabundance of ronery posts isn't part of clg tradition
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>>8966623
I'm just bring old and cranky don't mind me. After all, you might be one of the ones to couple up and make things awk.
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>>8962778
dye hair ,nose too big, wide face
what is this excuse of a person?
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>>8966714
doubt it since I've been >tfwnogf for almost 26 yrs.
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Challenge post neck
Hint:you can't
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>>8966749
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I sometimes just play new vegas only because I'm homesick
it has this nostalgic comfy feel to it
I just walk around and look at the Joshua Trees
even mods can't compare with the real night sky tho
kissed my first qt under those stars
too much light pollution to see any stars here
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>>8966979
where are you now, anon?
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>>8966990
florida
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>>8966998
why did you move?
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>>8967032
work drama family
usual reasons
I always wanted to try the midwest
Montana or one of the Dakotas
get some actual seasons besides Hot, Extra Hot, Not As Hot and Rain
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>>8967075
>Montana or one of the Dakotas
I want that as well. I'm tired of the big city life. Too much noise and too many people. I want to live in a small, comfy, quiet town.
>get some actual seasons besides Hot, Extra Hot, Not As Hot and Rain
I feel you on that as well.
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Why did I wake up at 5am? Body pls.
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>>8967300
it wants food
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>>8967300
>went to sleep at 5am
>woke up at 10
Guh. At least nobody's home to chastise my zombified state.
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gf taking me to local place that makes funnel cakes and waffles
Ima get me one of both and a ton of hash browns
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>ywn domin8 delinquent or vet tech anon

why is life so hard
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>>8967367
Anon, you can't have both of the most popular and desirable available regulars here. It's not fair to me. I'll take delinquent since she lives closer to me.
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>>8967367
delinquent would probably give in just to have you sitting on her face
vet tech would probably end up dominating you instead
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>>8967411
if you think that's going to stop me from getting a clg harem then you're worng

>>8967418
that's what makes her so cute. she acts tough but she's a sub and that's a risk that im willing to take with vet tech
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>>8967504
Greedy anon.
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>decide to shitpost while you're waiting to leave to visit your family in south carolina
>see this

>>8967411
Where do you live? o:

>>8967418
When did I ever say I like face sitting!?
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>>8967565
>when did I ever say I like face sitting!?
You mean you don't?
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>>8967540
ill share if you're good

>>8967565
you just seem like that type of girl
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>>8967569
That's classified information.

>>8967595
I don't like to share and I'm sure that other anon doesn't either. I'm not commenting on the rest.
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Where can I find some self esteem?
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>>8967633
you can't buy it, you have to make it from scratch
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>>8967645
I'm not very good at making things.
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>>8967565
>Where do you live?
Oh, I'm in Texas. It's not that close to where you live, but it's closer than Minnesota. I apologize if I gave you false hope by thinking that I was in the same state as you.

>>8967619
>That's classified information.
Please disclose that information. The public must know.
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>>8967315
I'm not even a little hungry.

>>8967348
Actually I am a little after reading this. Fugg u.

>>8967322
Why is your sleep schedule fucked?
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>>8967694
>Why is your sleep schedule fucked
Because sleep is for the weak. No, I stayed up late with my sister, just chatting, and parents went to Paris today so I figured I could sleep in. Unfortunately there was some sort of emergency siren test stuff going on that got me out of bed too early.
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>>8967704
>sister
Did you have a VERY fun "chat"?
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>>8967725
Anon pls. We actually just talked.
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>>8967740
Yeah, pic completely unrelated, right? I bet you didn't even hold hands.
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>get /clg/ friend irl
>think knowing a cis fag might be good to teach you a few things
>recommends I beat my gf and talks about twincest pop duos a little too adamaently

I..guess I don't understand due to my male upbringing
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>>8966318
It is wife material to me. I've always wanted a programmer wife.
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Eating half a liter of ice cream by myself because it's raining. Who else does that?
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>>8967743
We might've cuddled a little. In a wholesome way.

>>8967832
I would if I had any ice cream. Actually I think I still have ice cream dumplings. Time to check.
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>>8967832
Not me. My heart would begin to race a lot after that. I don't know how you can eat that much and that much sugar.
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>>8967832
Whenever I take a tub out of the freezer, I tend to finish it off because I'm too lazy to take it back to the kitchen so it doesn't melt.
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>>8967841
>tfw no hot older sister to love you unconditionally and seduce you and cuddle with you
Why even live? :(
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>>8967846
To be honest, I'm not sure either, because after 1/4 of the half liter I feel like I can't eat anymore but I always finish it somehow
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>>8967852
The freezer is just too far away from my computer...
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What's everyones opinion on dating a bisexual chick? Should I do it or avoid? Looking for a gf at uni and can't seem to find non hideous lesbians
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>>8967932
Every single person here who has dated a bisexual has come back weeks or a few months after crying about us being right about bishits, so you decide.
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>>8967932
Listen to >>8967941
It's a bad idea.
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>>8967932
It depends on the person. You'll have to be able to gauge that yourself.
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>>8967941
Why do they have to be so much hotter? It's not fair. Surely there must be a few who won't fuck me over
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>>8967973
>Why do they have to be so much hotter?
Because they're real succubus.

Not sure about that. The great majority of bisluts end up with someone of the opposite sex. But if you don't want a serious relationship and are willing to put up with the risk of STDs then go for it.
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>>8965276
small boobs angry short hair southern dorf gf sounds like a winner to me ngl. passive aggressive angry dwarf/clueless elf pairing would make a fun story to read. 'elves burned mah grits'
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>>8965536
>Shinchan is a dope show, though.
It can be pretty funny yeah.

>>8967812
I'm not really a programmer though, I don't have to deal with half the shit my friends do.
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My friends all think I'm a "prissy little bitch" so I'm proving them right by not hanging out with them today.
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>>8968236
What prissy bitchy things did you do anon?
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>>8968285
I don't think I do prissy things and they weren't exactly specific.

Too busy laffin'
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>>8968197
Close enough. You're still top wife material.
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>>8964935
You should go for it. The next time she pins you down you should call her bluff and kiss her.
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>>8965047
What did they ask you, anon?
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Here's the best lesbian discord: https://discord.gg/zuEQYpB

No autistic manly TERFs allowed

Most users are cis lesbian, but Bi, lesbian, trans welcome.
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>>8968554
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>>8968554
>trans welcome
So it's going to be 90% men. Got it.
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>>8968554
>best lesbian discord
>has bishits
>has transhits
>probably has heteroshits
Nice joke, anon.
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>>8968554
wait. are you that anon that made a discord server a few threads ago because you couldn't get into the clg one? the one that was asking for anons to send their pics to you to join? is this that same server?
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>>8968318
Y-you too
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>>8965794
Thats her best friend, of course she'd fucking know.
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just fugged gf to sleep
feeling pretty proud of myself
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>>8968938
Thanks for coming here and rubbing it in, anon.
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>>8968938
yeah stop trying to make us jealous, asshole, white castle is better anyway
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Taught my gf, no I can say fiancée now, how to shoot pool. She's wobbly, so cute watching her play, but she has potential and seems to enjoy it.
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>>8969036
Huh, did not mean to post that photo. Enjoy a random bird, I guess.
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>>8968938
>>8969036

God how I wish that were me
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>>8969039
what photo did you intended to post? It's a cute bird tho.
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>>8969057
I started to post a food pic but we are about to go to a duck donuts for dessert and thought I should wait to post that. You know, to trigger the food police.
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>>8969073
i am triggered.
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>>8969073
post it
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>>8969029
>>8968949
nah see, if I wanted to rub it in and make someone jealous
I'd brag about getting that hymen last week

but that would just be mean
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>>8969095
S-stop, burger. Can't you see that I'm just a lonely virgin and stories such as yours makes me incredibly jelly?
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>>8969095
>bragging about hymens
>even using that word out of a medical context or caring about it at all in relation to virginity and sex
Dropped desu, you're not cute anymore.
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>>8969086
>>8969089
Enjoy
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>>8969127
Ahhhh my phone is a bitch. It's some Halloween pumpkin thing, some lemon raspberry thing and blueberry with powdered cream thing.
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>>8969131
The ducks
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>>8969118
>>8969105
I'm not doing it to be mean
I just enjoy running my mouth
as you can tell, a staple of my diet is my own foot
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>>8969131
Looks delicious.

>>8969137
I've never heard of Duck Donuts before. Is it state/city location specific or what?
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>>8969149
It's a really delicious chain, mostly on the east coast of the US. It's our favorite donut place and very affordable. They make them custom to order so no matter what time in day, you get freshly made donuts.
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>>8969163
What the fuck? How have I never heard of this place. I need it.
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>>8969137
That key chain is fucking adorable. Buy it for me.
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>>8969180
https://www.duckdonuts.com/locations/>>8969200
Already left plus my girlie frowns on me gifting other girls unless they're family.

I'll be sure to post more food to trigger th police in the future. For now I think we're going to go see that blade runner movie.
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I don't have hatred towards any of you or want you to stop.

I want you all to know that in reality, you are having mutual masturbation instead of sex.
You forgot about the second base. There needs to be a penis penetrating the vagina or anus to count as sex.

That's why a lot of girls who kissed, gave hand jobs, or blowjobs, but never had her cherry popped consider themselves "virgins".

One example that made me thought about it:
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a54572/male-virgin-advice/
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>>8966431
that's disgusting.
You are too lazy to make your own burritos
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>>8969303
Oh you want to exchange cosmo links? Here you go, dude: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a30519/how-to-have-orgasms-like-a-lesbian/
"A recent study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine suggests that what you always thought was just your queer friends bragging is, in fact, verifiably true: Lesbians are having more orgasms."
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>>8969346
please stopppp
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>>8969036
Cute blue jay. I'd only ever seen grey jays until this year.
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>>8969346
Just don't engage him.
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tfw qt customer smiles at ur bagging assistant at work but not at u
the assistant aint even gay
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Have any of you met up irl with people you met off 4chan? How was it?
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>>8969346
>>8969354
I don't care if lesbians have the best orgasm. The world shouldn't be all about this dumb crap. You are not special human beings. You shit, fart and burp like the rest of us.

I would gladly confine you on resorts with your needs and wants met, so y'all don't go around the world making life harder for the rest of us normal people because we have to accept and accommodate you because you like eating pussy.

When we try to engage you on a discussion, you become aggressive if it hurts your ego, and you tell the rest to ignore that person. But you never say anything when we fulfill your entitlements.
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>>8969381
Yep, though I either chatted or exchanged emails first. All of them have actually been lovely people.
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>>8969433
Also the orgasm can be had by masturbating, sex is optional.
Keep milking the apple!
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>>8969478
>lovely people
That's...somewhat surprising. Also surprising that they let you use 4chan from your room locked up in their basement.

Which boards were they from?
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Last year of the law school is killing me. Send help and a qt
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>>8969499
Well they were weird but I like that. I don't meet the ones who seem creepy. Here, /a/ and /jp/. I've also met a couple people from /u/ but I knew them from elsewhere before I knew they posted there.
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>>8969543
Pretty lucky that so many lovely people wanting to meet up live near you. I thought I lived in a pretty populous area, but whenever people say where they're from, it's never here.

>>8969507
>send help and a qt
So.......where you from?
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>>8969587
Uppsala, Sweden
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>>8969594
I'm sorry. I can send you pictures of my dog, though.
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>>8969620
Did somebody say pictures of dogs?
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>>8969543
I've met one from /a/ for an anime movie showing, someone I chatted for off/on for years who was cool. I ran into someone from /u/ once at a lesbian thing but didn't know that until later. And a girl from this thread. All were decent people but I expected that after interacting with them for so long.
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>>8969668
CUTE
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i feel bad my American wife has never had Nandos. not even a cheeky one. it is very sad. Nandos pls come to America so i can have Nandos in America and introduce it to my wife so we don't have to go to the UK because the UK sucks. its good chicken. with my Colorado legal weed, takeout Nandos extra hot chicken thighs, halloumi cheese and a garlic bread portuguese roll (like a diy killer chicken sandwich) pls pls make this a thing
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You all enjoy your brave new world. First World Privileged white women.

But don't cry if one day this lifestyle you enjoy suddenly ends.
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>>8969792
It's a European world, love. You're just living in it.
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>>8969792
I sure am enjoying it, thanks.
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>>8969587
Most of them aren't actually local, I went to them or we met up somewhere in between.

>>8969674
Exactly, you have to chat a bit first.
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>p10
Almost dead time, enjoy the break.
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>>8969830
someone get to baking pls I'm too lazy
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>>8969722
You're funny
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>>8969722
America doesn't have nandos? Canada has it.
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>>8969543
>>8969674
ive been talking to a girl i met on tinder who lurks on 4chan, weve got some similar interests but shes about 70km away. not sure if it would be awkward if we meet up but id like to hang with her in person sometime
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who /mommyissues/ here
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>>8969921
If "mommy thinks lesbians are degenerate" counts then yes.
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>>8969921
Does wanting an older lesbian sugar mommy count?
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>>8969381
Yeah someone from here. It was nice and fun, hopefully we get to hang out again someday soon.
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>>8970060
I met up with a /clg/ anon recently too. She was horrible and I hate her and I can't wait to hang out again. Which is weird because I usually dread and avoid my irl friends asking to hang out.




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