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Yuri edition

• Transitioning guide: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/5xuoms/i_just_reached_5_years_of_hrt_mtf_here_is_my/
• What gender dysphoria is: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/6505ch/psa_gender_dysphoria_doesnt_mean_what_many_of_you/
• How to come out: https://www.dropbox.com/s/mg3ciizwn5btbx2/10stepguideforALLgenderIdentitiesMFN-BtoCOMEOUTtoyourParents.pdf?dl=0
• Basic DIY hormones: https://i.imgur.com/ErWYmuR.jpg (embed) (embed)
• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Fashion tutorials: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKRRdfgve6FVGKvESatjjE7BS5oF6SuF1
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• Changing your birth certificate: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/archives/13454
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

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>>8967652
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*whip cracks*
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Good evening trannies
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johnny test is my favorite yuri >o<
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It's not gay to like kissing girls if ur a boy like me
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>>8969566
same tbdesu

xDDDDD
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>>8969531
Unfortunately that kind of life makes for poor girls. Heck poor people.
While Hell might be other people, the alternative is even worse.
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Remember gay is NEVER okay!
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Tfw you will never be one of them
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HONEST QUESTION HERE GUYS

>Would you prefer a cis gf over a trans gf?
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>>8969609
Trans gf with vagooner.
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>>8969540
delete this
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>>8969609
Yes. I am mad at least gf need to be stable
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>>8969614
no
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Who else /transitioning just to use female bathrooms/ here?
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>>8969609
I'd take a sane tranny over an insane cis girl and vice versa.
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>>8969582
They look hungry for hemoglobin
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I am swinging between repfen and mtfg because I am unpassable af.
T. Not Amy
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>>8969609
The one who I can have a better time with
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>>8969618
yeah
>go to psych appointment for 2 months
>answer questions after questions about history
>take medication that makes me unable to have children and destroys my sex drive
>dress in clothes and hairstyle that makes me look unnattractive in public and draws stares/questions
>pay over $1000 in updating legal documents
>alienate my own father
now i can creep on women in the bathroom ;)
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>>8969622
It's beautiful isn't it.
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>>8969628
>>8969621
>>8969615
>>8969612

you tards aren't answering the question, if you had a gf, would you prefer her to be cis, trans, or no preference
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>>8969637
>Update
Cis, because since I as trans bear to much mental baggage.
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>>8969637
Why exactly would it matter?
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im actually crying while eating pizza this is peak performance
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>>8969637
I would prefer her to be trans so I could bully her.
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>>8969637
I'd like one of each.
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>>8969652
joan hi!
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>>8969653
Hi Lauren!
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>>8969655
hugg
how are you
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>>8969648
Someone bought me a pizza because they knew I was going hungry once and I cried while I ate it cuz i couldnt waste it id feel to bad but i didnt deserve the kindness

>>8969609
im scared of trans girls so im happy sticking with cis
maybe having someone to relate over dysphoria with might be nice? but then it's also really nice to just be treated like a girl and forget about all the trans crap when you settle back with a partner yknow?
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>>8969658
Pretty okay; yourself?
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>>8969667
im kind of sick but I'll be ok
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>>8969664
>i didnt deserve the kindness

When did you lose your self-esteem?
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I didnt want to lose a friend.
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>>8969635
women btfo
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>>8969682
dont think I ever had it
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>>8969645
mainly because you lot try to claim bigotry if we have a preference so it was interesting to see if you were the same
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>>8969683
yeah
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>>8969609
Everything else equal? Trans gfs can support each other better.
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>>8969570
Faye has kidnapped Elanna and is shitposting in her name :(
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>>8969683
that's what happens when you date crazy
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>>8969688
>mainly because you lot try to claim bigotry if we have a preference
That's not a popular consensus on lgbt
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>>8969693
Transgirls need men though
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Nth for fuck Elann
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>>8969688
Who's claiming bigotry? Seems like a weird reason to start a poll.
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Rate my Hip/Shoulder Ratio, havent started HRT yet
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>>8969688
literally who says you're a bigot for sexual preference? talking out of your ass
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>>8969714
how can we tell if you’re wearing a skirt that makes it hard to see how big your hips are...
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>>8969723
don't you use the internet? lmao
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>>8969688
It's not bigotry just to have a preference.
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>>8969728
yeah
by your reasoning I can say you're a racist pedophile because "the internet"
fuck off
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>>8969725
How about now?
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>>8969741
would be easier to tell if you lost some weight desu
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>>8969741
looks like a typical tranny bod i guess
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>>8969733
lmao triggered tranny
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Holy shit
Cishon?
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>>8969741
just get a tape measure
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>>8969683
Thats why i haven't transitioned... everyone will hate me.
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>>8969697
Thats only riley j dennis and those dumbasses on youtube. No one transperson represents every transperson. Each one is their own person.
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>>8969699
>Men
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>>8969774
Oh how things have changed.
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Joan is my friend
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>>8969774
rude
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>>8969774
trip on, pandora
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>>8969774
your preciuos transgender fem penises are attached to mens body
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>>8969774
you liked them when it was connenient for your meta attraction
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>>8969786
it sucks that elann is just lalalilly, Faye and Burch mixed into one now
she used to be best girl
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>>8969789
Not if the fem is using a rubber penis
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>>8969795
>tfw you use a rubber penis after srs to please your pre-op gf
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>>8969793
I like it.
Finally; some culture.
Its like she woke up after a 24 year coma
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>>8969793
>it sucks that elann is just lalalilly, Faye and Burch mixed into one now
That's actually a really a good description of Elanna these days.
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>>8969801
Ayyye, this kid gets it.
70% of the dickings i recieve are with $150 dildos.
Anal orgasms, unfff
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>>8969405
but he always thinks i am silly when i make my own conclusions or ask my own questions

>>8969407
i have one
but i have difficulty putting my thoughts into words
like, huge difficulty
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>>8969807
>but i have difficulty putting my thoughts into words
>like, huge difficulty
again, you have autism
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>>8969774
but you are men
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>>8969815
>implying autists can hold back from speaking
there's a reason they're all so obnoxious desu
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reminder that autistic people are just as good and valuable as people without autism and there's nothing wrong with being autistic
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>>8969791
I liked them when I knew men worth dating more like

>>8969816
Loll

>>8969793
Elanna was never good and if you remember otherwise then you're wrong.

>>8969786
Don't compare me to it
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me irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtQQmbpcuRE
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>when ur mom doesn't email you about thanksgiving
>or at all in months
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>>8969837
thanksgiving sucks
consider it a win
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>>8969840
it only sucks if you got the basic bitch senpai running ham/turkey
shit is so overrated and dry usually
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>>8969837
:(

>>8969846
only bad cooks make turkey and ham dry
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sometimes i feel my body and remember life is a nightmare
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>>8969837
bucksy, you are canadian, they don't celebrate thanksgiving there
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>>8969853
>only bad cooks make turkey and ham dry
I mean yeah it's not that hard to do but most thanksgiving ham/turkey I've had was dry.
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how do i stop resenting my parents for giving birth to me
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punch me in the urethra
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>>8969862
baka hosts getting drunk and overcooking the meat then instead of letting it rest, cover it in seventy layers of foil and a blanket which just makes it continue to cook with its own heat and then dry out
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>>8969866
Seek sunlight
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>>8969866
just be thankful they didn't bill you with your childhood expenses
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>>8969883
most of that money came from the government anyway since they could not financially support children
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>>8969888
still they made a loss on you
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>>8969883
k y s
y
s
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>>8969866
You find other things to occupy your time, like get a job, get a haircut, get a hobby, get a life.
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>>8969883
>>8969891
Somehow I guess you wouldn't support parents getting sued for assault by their kids if they ever hit them.
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none of you will ever be real women. fucking losers
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>>8969959
hi /pol/
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>>8969959
maximum effort
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>>8969966
>>>/gif/11402861
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>>8969959
Being a girl is gay anyways
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>>8969968
god I wish that were me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juk2ZpwMnTA
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>>8969976
I wish Trump would stop teasing war with the norks and either fully commit or stop pussyfooting all around. All it does is get people's hopes up, then it fizzles away for a couple of weeks, then he says something like: "Only one thing will work with Korea" and everyone gets all buzzed up again.
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>>8969985
he said already a few days ago "the calm before the storm"
and now this
its coming
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>take autism test and think really long about my answers
>click get results
>takes me back to the homepage and i should've made an account
IM SO ANGRY NOW WTF
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.w.
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>>8969609
It doesn't really matter.

That being said, I do enjoy sausage.
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>>8969994
>think really long about my answers
I'll save you the trouble: sounds like autism
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>>8970004
found another, better test
even though online tests are often unreliable, i will do my absolute best to talk about this with my therapist
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>>8970000
Nice digits.
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/pol/ is really cute sometimes
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im really drunk say something weird to me
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>>8970022
snuggi wuggi
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>>8970022
*spooks u*
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>>8970022
i wish i was a girl
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>>8970022
im love u
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>>8970022
da ting go skrrrrraaa
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>>8970022
Lets fucc
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>>8970022
I bet you can't even make functioning tacos.
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>>8969985
He used to be in the construction industry and now everyone is building nuclear shelters in their backyards.
Coincidence?
I think not!
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>>8970036
>bullying people again
I thought you said you were gonna stop this
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Where can I find y'all so I can date, cuddle and fuck?
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>>8970026
wHOA
>>8970028
AAAAH
>>8970030
oh..
>>8970033
:)
>>8970034
i like it
>>8970035
but im stinki
>>8970036
wtf who even
what
omg
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>>8970022
pls break my ankles pls
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FIVE MILLION WOMEN
SO ALONE IN THE NIIIIGHT
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>>8970022
i want to flick your nipple
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>>8970046
I like smelly
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>>8970045
The internet.
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>>8970053
>ywn have a gun
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>>8970049
*ties u to bed*
*hammers ur ankles*
>>8970053
omg who makes this lmao. im even in it?? jeez
>>8970054
bigg stink to rubb on u
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>>8970022
I like roses and I like tulips
I like weird poses with touching lips
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>>8970044
I'm sick I can do as I please.

>>8970046
S-sorry...
I'm sure your tacos function quite fine.
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>>8970073
But you promised...
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>>8970066
ty
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>>8970078
My mind is fuzzy, I'm sorry...
Just let me know when I'm doing bad things and I'll fix them.
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>>8970053
the quest chain where you do drug running for elanna is proof that video games are art
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>>8970066
it's a cute picture of your legs, you should post more

did you know that it's good luck in chinese culture to post lewd pictures on the internet
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>other board starts talking about trannys
>MUH HIGH SCHOOL BIOLOGY CLASS
>THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS
>IM AN ATTACK HELICOPTER XDD
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>>8970106
I identify as a corpse
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>>8970106
There are actually 0 genders, only a dog and a little bit of mouldy arm bits
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>>8970085
>Just let me know when I'm doing bad things and I'll fix them.
no you won't.
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>>8970102
me irl
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>>8970102
>it's NOT AGP
why would she say that!?
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>>8970102
SHE CLOAAAKS
THE WOOOORLD
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>>8970128
IN IMPENETRABLE
DAARKNESSSSSSSSS
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>>8970102
T F W N O B F
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>>8969985
"Presidents and their administrations have been talking to North Korea for 25 years, agreements made and massive amounts of money paid......"
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/916750042014404608
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>>8970117
I will though..
Why does no one believe anything I say?
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>>8970132
>myrthe is still alive
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>>8970154
Because you promised not to bully then you bully again straight away the day after?
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>>8970154
bully me pls
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>>8970157
a-awww ;__;
sorry for the worry germanon
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>>8970173
>ywn undo review-chans binder
>ywn suck on her tender cone breasts
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>>8970173
i'm from the UK, but it's okay, i just assume that anyone who hasn't posted in a week is dead
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>>8970183

Ufufu is probably queen of the underworld by now...
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>>8970194
ufufu is pretty sick

sometimes you just have to wonder why bad things happen to good people
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>>8970183
oh oops sorry
the filename seemed pretty german so i made a bad assumption

im alive
don't have much relevant to say really
sorry
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>>8970160
I'm sick, my mind is too fuzzy to remember things.

>>8970171
No sorry you're not on my list.
And honestly I don't think you will get on it, it's pretty difficult to do, like it only has one person on it right now.
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>>8970206
*patpat*
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>>8970218
List
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>>8970218
oh fair enough
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>>8970224
Huh?
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>>8970205
to be fair she made herself that way by not eating properly and starving herself trying to lose weight and gave herself crohns
at least she didnt lose her hair
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trans girls are good
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hey wahts up i just downed a ton of pizza and im almost done with this bottle of cider and im kinda boreeeeeed
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>>8970286
hi gracu
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>>8970278
do you think bunnies can be transgender
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>>8970228
Sorry fren.
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>>8970292
i don't think animals really have a concept of gender like people do
maybe a rabbit could have a sort of dysphoria but they probably wouldn't understand what it is beyond a general feeling of unease with its body
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>>8970286
Crossfire :/
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>>8970289
hi sheen! how are you
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>>8970286
>Never told me what she's passionate about
Wooooow
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>>8970320
Shoulda reminded me on discord, I've been trying to stay away from here.
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>>8970315
idk
sad I guess
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Is this article true or bullshit: http://www.alterationsneeded.com/2015/03/how-to-measure-your-ideal-heel-height.html
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>>8970327
you're always offline dumby :^)
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When they say ginger is good for food poisoning, does it mean I need to find a red head to eat, or just some ginger root?
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>>8970347
>ginger root
>must. not. make. joke. about. faye. and. ally.

drink some ginger beer, take imodium, activated charcoal and drink lucozade/gatorade to keep hydrated.
food poisoning sucks :(
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>>8970335
those are some nice feet
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>>8970347
In order to effectively counteract the food poisoning, you need to consume more of what you ate in the first place - that'll neutralise the poison in your system.

You know, hair of the dog and all that.
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>>8970327
Clean your room.
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>>8970342
I'm always around during weekends at least
>>8970329
I'm sorry
>>8970389
TOMORROW
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>>8970389
clean me
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>>8970355
Delet this meme please and thank you :)
I have an actual ginger root, for making tea and stuff with.
Nothing joke worthy about it.

>>8970373
Yeah no, I am never eating there again.
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another taco
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>>8970396
But weekends are for cleaning your room
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>>8970416
>Yeah no, I am never eating there again.
It was probably just a one-off. I mean, if they were poisoning people regularly, surely it'd be out of business by now?

Don't you believe in giving people second chances?
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>>8970444
I think they just hate gingers.
And trannies.
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>>8970454
>>8970424
>>8970401
>>8970396
go away
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>>8970454
Wow, what a bunch of assholes! Better show them who's boss by throwing eggs at their windows!
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>>8970454
>>8970424
>>8970401
>>8970396
stay here
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>>8970396
>I'm sorry
it not ur fault tho

>>8970416
f-faye is g-going to have a g-ginger r-root
yw :)
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>>8970474
go away
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>>8970465
you go away!!!
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>>8970475
show me your boobs
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>>8970485
they're man boobs
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>>8970484
don't make me slap your penis mister!
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tfw u destroy transphobia on r9k with ur mtfg friends
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>>8970491
mister? :(
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>>8970490
show me your boobs
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>>8970472
No...

>>8970475
Cease this at once.
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>>8970498
you wont like them

>>8970501
>Cease this at once.
sorry
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>>8970496
you want to get your penis slapped?
cause that's how you get your penis slapped!
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>>8970501
>No...
Fine. I'm just trying to help you.
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>>8970504
show them to me
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>>8970484
>>8970501
go away
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>>8970511
fine
prepare to vomit
https://unsee
.cc/tumoregi/
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whitegirlsfuckdogs
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I am in this thread too. Hello.
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>>8970522
>https://unsee
>.cc/tumoregi/
5/10
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>>8970528
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>>8970540
i'll check ur anus with my penis
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>>8970540
why am i laughing so hard
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Maddie we need to talk

add me on discord so we can talk
thanks

noodles
#5868
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>>8970545
OOOO, someone's in trouble
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>>8970545
why did Maddie become such a huge slut?
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>>8970560
Maddie is a good girl she's not a slut
Not anymore at least
I hope
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>>8970504
Ok ty :)

>>8970508
No, you'e trying to make me a bully.
I won't wall for your games.
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>>8970533
more like 0/10
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>>8970574
Learn to tuck Jesus fuck
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>>8970572
>I won't wall for your games.
Hmph, you're smarter than you look.
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>>8970574
that giant camel toe what the fuck?
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>>8970581
I should learn to be not such a pussy and just kill myself
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>>8970564
maddie was a good girl then became and is still a just slut
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maddie was always terrible
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>>8970595
No one knows what I look like though.
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maddie was always a bitch
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>>8970610
you have tattoos and red unkempt hair and don't you have a kid too?
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>>8970598
If ya kill yaself ya can't get a boyfriend
Or at very least you wouldn't be very nice to cuddle with
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>>8970610
Uh, what about your parents?

You know what, I take back my last comment about you being smarter than you look.
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>>8970614
I have no tattoos.
My hair is very red and kempt tyvm.
And when the fuck did I get a kid?
I don't remember this.

>>8970621
No one here dummy.
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gin tastes like shit
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I missed sheen's unsee and the archive is down.
Wtf did i miss.
>>8970638
Pine needles.
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>>8970638
second, tequila or bust for hard alcohol
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i wish i could buy alcohol :(
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>>8970654
I wish I could be buzzed 24/7
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>>8970626
>No one here dummy.
Don't insult my integlience ever again

Or it'll be curtains for you, kiwibird
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>>8970654
Kinda overrated desu senpai.
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>>8970649
just sheen being self loathing
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>>8970654
What intelligence?
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need an infinite supply of xanax and alcohol and cuddles please
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>>8970657
We should sink New Zealand, inshallah
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>>8970676
Then where will I live?
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tfw a tweet u make gets lots of likes
best day 9f my live
4chan sucks why do people still go on here why do i still go in here its just full of kids actin l8ke assholes qnd people wqy to old to be on here with nothing better to do

like honestly i hate this site so much but i cnt fucking atop going on here i hate it everyones like either 12 or mentally 12
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>>8970668
is cuddling on xanax nice?
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>>8970676
Kiwis are so fucking crazy looking. It's like an anteater got cut in half and then just learned to walk on it's front legs.
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>>8970685
idk ive never done it
cuddling iw nice and xanax ais nice so itd probably be ready good though
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>>8970683
>waaah 4chan sucks now
>but twitter is good
????

>>8970687
how many xannies did you eat your typing seems pretty bad there friend
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>>8970687
they evolved their long beaks to get deep into bones
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>>8970662
Sheen really needs to stop that
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>>8970688
idk im kind of drunk
i m not on xanax
4chan like objectively suxks 8f your not a teenager who still thinks pepe is funny and twitter has some actually cool people on it and you can block teenagers
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>>8970665
The intelligence that allows me to reply to posts correctly, dumdum.

>>8970676
I'm gonna go to one of their volcanoes with a box of matches and see if I can get it to go off.
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>>8970691
what
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>>8970697
idk twitter just seems like underage retards screaming at each other to me but i havent tried to use it in like 4 years so i dunno

I think 4chan is mostly alright if you ignore the retard boards though
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>>8970701
meant for >>8970686
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>>8970699
Fuck...
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end my life desu senpai
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>>8970704
like you basically have to follow the right people and its cool
it takes you a while to build up a decent tl but if you look for good people snd block idiots its great
every board us bad board now or is about like some niche thing i don't care about like /p/
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>>8970717
Me 2 thanks.
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tempted to buy a hezbollah t shirt to piss off my zionist dad
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>>8969778
i luv the bunny. bunnies are cute, and cuddly,
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>>8970737
Being a tranny didn't piss him off enough?
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>>8970741
hugg
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>>8970737
hide his menorahs
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>>8970756
he isn't Jewish
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>>8970678
Underwater dumbie
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>>8970760
>zionist
>isn't jewish
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i luv the bunny
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>>8970718
My problem is that most of the people I run into on twitter are white girls who act like this, they say stupid shit then anybody who responds gets the "Uhm sweetie your opinion is irrelevant like literally" treatment
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i luv the bunny
>>8970770
idk just follow dril and expand outward from there
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>>8970638
naaah
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>>8970763
O-oh...
But I don't want that..
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bunnis are nice
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can I be anime please
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>>8970784
agreed
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>>8970784
is this a video of you
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I GO TO SCHOOL
WORK HARD
SO I CAN PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS
SO MUCH FUN AND PLEASURE IT NEVER ENDS
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>>8970770
why is the picture censored lol
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>>8970794
wow!!!! how did you get this
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>>8970794
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>>8970821
tfw there's a creepy neckbeard controlling the little girl avatar
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Stay classy ladies.
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>>8969778
your bunny is my wallpaper now. its cute
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>>8970783
I
Don't
Care
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>>8970846
luv the bunny
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>>8970827
>noodles
@noodlesandbeef
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>>8970849
>ywn take lauren to a bbq place
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dead
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>>8970961
F
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>>8970961
All of the cool people are out at clubs, sitting on terraces with martinis and flirting with boys who desperately want to have sex with them.
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>>8970978
d-delet
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Remember when I memed being a girl
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>>8970994
I miss when you were a girl, yes
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tfw jackie O had fetal alcohol syndrome.
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>>8970978
> guys desperately want sex with a weak imitation of a real girl
Lmao
Do you mean the R9k club?
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>>8971011
suffrage was a mistake
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>>8971020
yea
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>tfw met a trans guy for the first time today
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>>8971027
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>>8971011
Shut up, Franzi.

Go back to bed, it's Sunday.
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>>8970994
ha it was when I meme'd i was in love wit u.

lmao. good memes bro
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I touched a penis :)
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>>8971052
gay
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>>8971052
i think a nyone who is amab has touched a penis
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>>8971057
elanna was afab
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>>8971060
the f stands for fag
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>>8971063
you, I like you
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>>8971054
A widdle bit

>>8971057
No but I mean I touched one right now

>>8971060
Don't tell them shhhh

>>8971063
Literally tru
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>>8971052
was it exciting??
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>>8971052
lol
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>>8971070
I liked the kisses better desu
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>>8971080
double lol
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>>8971080
super gay
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>>8971085
>tfw you at a party but ur friend ditched u
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>>8971091
Rookie mistake. What she should have done was drop you off by a dirt road in the middle of the nowhere at night. That's what I do when I want to get rid of stuff.
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>>8971087
I said no homo though

>>8971085
This is no laughing matter
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>>8971096
Guatemala is all dirt roads
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AGP
G
P
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>>8971098
>I said no homo though
oh you are covered then
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i want to kiss elannas neck..if she calls me cute when i start tramsitioning ill know ill be successful..

being a hon is scary..
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>>8971134
.///. B-but

>>8971116
It me
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>>8971134
huh
>>8971142
hey, do u wanna make out, i'm cute and have a dick
>>8971063
kek
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>>8971142
go away
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>>8970994
C-cute girl desu.
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>>8971096
ha I went to another party wit hotter peeps! :p

>>8971098
lol it's so gay tho
>>
Stop fapping, start living
Tfw: Fapped 8 times today kek
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>>8971145
You know exactly the right things to say

>>8971147
*kisses ur bepis*

>>8971152
Haha it's so funny cuz it's gay
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>>8971154
was your date cute though?
i didn't know you and that other trip had broken up
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>>8971154
g-go away

>>8971151
go away
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>>8971154
Dicks are really gross so we cant be friends anymore
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lmao CNN
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>>8971158
Yeah back in august, it's a bit of a long story
My date was cute though, I live with them.

>>8971161
~
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>>8971167
>My date was cute though, I live with them.
l o l
well
i hope that goes well, maybe she'll be less thickheaded from now on
sorry about your breakup!
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>>8971020
What us suffrage?

>>8971041
You are rude, also I am in bed.
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>>8971178
the precursor to feminism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suffrage

>I am in bed.
I am imagining pic related uwu
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I love how youre all not even pretending that you were born straight men anymore who couldnt hang with the boys.
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>>8971151
>C-cute girl desu.
tfw no FayexAlly
>>8971165
haha wtf
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>>8971173
She's regretted what happened basically since it happened, I don't think it will happen again. I get the feeling this is a relationship that's going to last a very long time, we've been through so much already.

As for the breakup in august, it sucked but I think it's better for both of us to work on our lives anyways idm.
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>>8971186
oh wow, it sounds like she's grown a bit...which is mainly what y'all needed anyway, lol. I'm glad to hear it!!
is she doing any better healthwise?
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>>8971184
>you are all failed straight men trying to date lesbians
>you are all trying to trick straight men into having sex with you
*sweating_superhero.png
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>>8971189
>hang with the boys
AGP
>couldn't hang with the boys
AGP

hmm
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>>8971167
g-go away~ ;-;

>>8971185
go away
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>>8971165
That is hilarious.

>>8971186
>I get the feeling this is a relationship that's going to last a very long time
Oh boy.
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>>8971184
thats a lot of assumptions
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>>8971190
Everything is agp :)
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>>8971182
Suff means drunk in German. Tfw drunk, raging women started feminism.

Sadly your pic isn't accurate at all.
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>>8971188
Ups and downs. She was worst back in spring, and now she's semi-okay. Lots of fatigue and unexplained stuff. As shit as it is, she's been better mentally since she gave up on being healthy and focused more on "passing as healthy" or just being comfortable.

>>8971192
Well I dunno. We have talked about getting married before.
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>>8971185
T-tfw ;-;
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>>8971198
pic related
>>8971204
>ywn be a flannel lesbian couple with Ally.
Why live.
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>>8971203
True trying really hard to be "sane" can really drive you crazy
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>>8971210
Agp fantasies are sweeeeet
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>>8971214
Well not being sane so much as trying to give the impression of being physically healthy. Continuing low intensity activity even during flares, having a career, albeit a limiting one
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>>8971210
Ikr.
;-;
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>>8971203
well that sounds more bad than good, so I'm glad to hear it honestly, i hope things only continue to improve!!
if you have a wedding i expect an invite, thanks
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>elanna will never be a long haired cute straight girl ever again
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>>8971237
Meh, I'm growing my hair out again
As for being straight, who the fuck cares

>>8971236
I hope so too. I dunno if there's gonna be a wedding anytime soon, not just because of not wanting to rush into some kind of commitment like that but students are too damn poor for weddings l-lol
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>>8971254
pixie cut is the goat
also courthouse wedding
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>>8971254
>Meh, I'm growing my hair out again
I think you look better with longer hair
>As for being straight, who the fuck cares
I DO
I MISS MY ELANNA
I am only joking btw
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>>8971254
>who cares about being straight?
yes. who the fuck cares.
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>>8971257
I'm bored with my pixie, I wanna grow it out to a bob again. Also courthouse weddings sound so boringg I wanna wear a dress and have a small celebration for close friends and family.
Also I dunno why, but I kinda want it to be in a church

>>8971261
I didn't choose the homo life, it rudely forced itself upon me
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>>8971275
>She said as if she doesn't have a thick binder under he bed covered in felt and crayon drawings titled "MY WEDDING <3"
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>>8971237
Both long hair and short hair banan are KYOOT!
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>>8971275
>I dunno why, but I kinda want it to be in a church
you have jesus in your heart
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>>8971273
Y-yeah, being straight is fine, I totally wouldn't want to kill myself even more if I was straight.
I-I would love to be straight :)
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what a fucking fiasco. I only made out with one girl today.
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>>8971275
well I didnt chose the hugg life the hugg life chose me
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>>8971289
Not rly
It's probably more that it's just something that seems to matter to my family, and all of my family weddings have been in churches.

>>8971279
That part isn't true but when I was little I thought I'd end up marrying a girl and it's increasingly looking like I'm going to anyways.
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>>8971305
can i be the flowerboy?
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>>8971302
Same desu

>>8971310
Sure :3
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>>8971310
if this is coworker-chan, you have to wear a dress to be the flower boy
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>>8971312
cool, I've never been a flowerboy before
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>tfw stopped fapping but haven't started living
>>8971091
;~;
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>>8971317
STOB FABBING STARD LIBBING :D :D :D :D
>>
Reminder that fapping is sinful and jesus looks down on you in shame.
Great shame.
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>>8971321
I can't even finish anymore at this point lol, there's no point in fapping anyway
>>8971323
d-does Jesus see my lewd thoughts too
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I hate how restricted we are as humans because we are all obsessed with our social ranking. Im so glad ive dropped out of society and will live and die alone. To live in my rollercoaster of emotions and left handed insanity by myself.

>>8971237
BAElanna
BAEnana
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>>8971326
Yep, mine too.
N-not that I have any though :/
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>>8971315
no you dont
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>>8971326
>I can't even finish anymore at this point lol, there's no point in fapping anyway
Same. I wish i could get srs so i could stop fapping just to keep my penis alive smfh.
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>>8971331
yep yep yep
ask elann
she will say that you have to wear a dress to be a flower boy
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>tfw its 3:30 am and you're kind of drunk but everyone is asleep and you have no one to talk to
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I shoild write more often..my only problem is thay i suck and i cant keep focused on one project..

Same with my tech projects and everything i do tbqh..
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>>8971337
go bed
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>>8971337
I'm up!
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>>8971337
Henlo 1337 fren.
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>>8971351
Are you l̶i̶t̶ leet, Ally?
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>>8971351
>tfw fags think you're your 5'5 tranny friend's boyfriend
dude, is it ok if I dance with her?
uh ask her if u want to fag.
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>>8971333
I don't need to ask what I already know
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Anyone here into figure collecting?
I've never done it but I'm really considering a gravity rush one
Will I be filled with buyers remorse for spending $100 on a glorified action figure?
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>>8971356
Y-yeah, the leetest :)

>>8971358
Dance with everyone senpai.
And also fag with everyone.

>>8971363
Kat a cute, do it.
I'm getting an Usagi one, hopefully getting all the Sailor Senshi one day.
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>>8971370
lol I got a panic attack because i don't pass and I went out to get some fresh air and then the bouncer wouldn't let me back in.

lmao. Jesus stop joking with me bro.
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does anyone have a discord where i can come hang out and chat
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>>8971361
just saying you cant be a flowerboy without a dress
>>
does anybody want to chat on the astral plane?

im lonely..
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>>8971373
Oh, sorry, *hugg*
My solution to problems like this is being too mentally ill to be around people, but I guess that's not for everyone.
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>>8971370
I REALLY want it, but I don't know if spending $100 on a figure is a good thing considering I just spent $25000 on SRS And will be unemployed for at least 3 months because of it.
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>/mtfg/ cooking beef stroganoff
https://i.4cdn.org/f/Beef%20Stroganoff.swf
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>>8971378
Are you sure you aren't thinking of Flowergirls?
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>>8971386
nope, flowerboys and flowergirls both wear dresses its the law
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>>8971379
beware of shadow people

>>8971381
ah don't worry. I just feel like shit rn and I want to never go out again in my life.
>>
time 2 benzo and forget!

yay
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>>8971384
Hmm, yeah probably not desu.
Fuck I wish I could have SRS.

>>8971391
I almost died last time I went out, never again.
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>>8971390
Can you cite a common law example of this?
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>>8971397
i think u might be on to something
>>
i wish i wasnt a 10/10 in the funny/comedy department. Ive lost my.love of making others laugh amd beimg the center of attention. I wish i could omly write serious stuff but its not my forte. I hate comedy. It doesmt take talent or skill..maybe for some its hard but for me it comes insanely.easy.

I guess i should embrace it but i hate making others smile nowadays.

Why did god make me funny?
I just use this thread to feel like im not completely isolated..sorry for mt autistic thoughts.
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>>8971399
>>
It's hard to sleep tonight
I watched some fucked up natgeo doc about sleep paralysis with a cute boy. He talked me to sleep earlier but I think he's afk now
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>>8971416
Well fuck I guess I gotta get a dress
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>>8971428
>cute boy
tell us about cute boy
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>>8971409
You arent as funny as you think

You are autistic
>>
It fucking sucks that gender confirming surgery is considered nonessential

I didnt choose to be born
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mcucuuuuute anime cute guys falling in lvoe wifh the sad fgirl and now shes happy
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>>8971434
part of the fun really.
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>>8971433
He's a qt
I'm in deep love with him. I think we have more chemistry than I've ever had with anyone else desu. We talk on the phone all night sometimes and watch movies almost every day. He inspires me to get over my anxieties and makes me heart melt. He's close to me geographically but we have to wait another 3 weeks or so before he gets enough of a break from work to meet up.
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>>8971449
uwu
d-does he make your tummy and knees all melty
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>>8971449
That's so cute!
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>>8971455
Yeah I get the butterflies fosho
I kept repeating a simple chore at work on accident today because I was preoccupied fantasizing about making love with him. It was embarrassing but no one noticed
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>>8971404
I'm always onto something :)
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>>8971461
Hugg <3
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>>8971463
omgosh our little Juniper is growing up uwu
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>>8971470
:3
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>>8971463
C U T E
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>>8971473
what wedding dress are you going to wear? :3
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>>8971481
None
We don't really wanna get married
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Will I lose my libido entirely on cypro? I still feel sexual attraction but can't get hard..
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>>8971508
yes
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>>8971508
No. When i'm in close proximity with a person i like not only i have an extremely strong libido, but i also get erections if we're cuddling in bed.

I'm on 50mg cypro.
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>>8971512
that seems like a lot for yr situation
Have u always taken that dosage?
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>>8971514
Yeah, 1 month on 200mg spiro and 10 months on 50mg cypro. Maybe its just me, but my t was super low last time i had a blood test and my libido has been normal though its way lower than it was pre hrt.
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>>8971508
Like 75% of it.
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>>8971522
lia lia lia lia lia lia lia lia lia
>>
Ally and I are now blood buddies

fear us
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>>8971537
Hi Maria. How's my fave non retarded teenager doing?
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>sees your 5.56
uwu what's this
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>>8971545
Terrible desu BUT I just spent a while laughing and joking around with some old friends on Discord so I feel better despite feeling bad?

How are you anyway I'm worried since I haven't gotten my cheeseburger yet :S
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>>8971554
>Terrible desu BUT I just spent a while laughing and joking around with some old friends on Discord so I feel better despite feeling bad?
:( Wish i could help you in some way except just talking to you. Hmu if u wanna talk u lil' stinki!
>How are you anyway I'm worried since I haven't gotten my cheeseburger yet :S
I wish i could buy you one, but i'm so far away :P I've been okay. Most days are good and happy days. Only a few are sad days which is nice.
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the only reson i havent kms myself yet js because animes where the guy falls in love with the sad girl make me so happy its so dreamy but why cant it happennto me in real life (ITS BECAUSE IM ANUGLY TRANNY)
>>
theres people outside my door i think im too scared to leave my room
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>>8971570
Maybe yr a hopeless romantic type? Do you have high expectations?
>>8971586
They won't care either way
Don't let their existence weigh u down
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>>8971550
I want funs :<
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>that girl feel when you're finally cute and your bf and gf into a petgirl sex toy
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>>8971596
i dont have any expectations for anybody im just suchhhh and ugly tranny sfhshsgagag but just geting to watch it and read stories is ok i cant get hurt this way jusyt feel empty
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>>8971599
Sometimes I wish I would turn into a dog like in goosebumps
>>8971608
Yr gonna get hurt no matter what u do
Have u gone on dates before or tried to at least?
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goodnight
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>>8971668
Good night, Sheen.
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>>8971668
Nini <3
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i feel genuinely down and sad but whenever a friend says they're not alright i hate myself for even thinking about myself for a moment, their sadness feels way more real than mine as do their problems
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I want to hug a tranny
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>>8971703
ME!
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>>8971305
you seem a lot more content with yourself ever since you stopped questioning your sexuality

thats good imo
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>>8971703
Same but I'm sick and anyone I hug would probably get sick.
Nini fren.
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>>8969609
based on my experience mutual emotional support is easier between two trans women but on the other hand thats anecdotal evidence so idfk
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>>8971703
I'll hug anyone
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>>8971704
>>8971710
>>8971718
I hope I catch dysphoria so I have to transition
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i am the great pretender~
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>>8971727
*infects you with the tranny virus*
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>>8971727
*bites u*
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>>8971727
Come to my place so i can help u transition and we can be transbian gfs >:3
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>ywn be this moe
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Tfw niece and nephew call me naomi and correct my family when they misgender me
God damn I miss them
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>>8971733
>>8971736
Yay

>>8971740
Cuddles
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>>8971743
:)
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>>8971740
Was this u
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>>8971748
I would live that life DESU
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>>8971744
>Cuddles
The best.
>>8971748
Haha
tfw no slave neet gf
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nicole is by far the best person in the world to ever exist pass it on to ur friends bye
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>tfw neckpass
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>>8971770
I think you might be biased
also you are a communist so you have obvious bad opinions
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reddit is cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNyowu3wdmA
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>>8971775
The thumbnail makes it look like it's a picture of IT
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> tfw getting my first visitor in years makes my putzfimmel even worse
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anyone here have restless leg syndrome? like really bad? my right leg/foot is shaking up and down almost the entire time i’m awake and not already walking
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>>8971787

I can't watch that video atm but from the thumbnail I was hoping it would be about the shit wages McDonalds pays.

>>8971822

Have you tried rubbing Sudocrem on it?
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>>8971803
or a distorted version of Pris from bladerunner

>>8971828
go for a walk
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Hello, /mtfg/
I hope you are all having a wonderful morning
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>>8971834
good morning snicksnick also I found a new image for you >>8971030
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my mom is going to an amusement park today and im relaly scared shes gonna die in a rollercoaster accident:(
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>>8971840
yes but then you would be the mom
you would get to have sex with your daddy and be mommy to your siblings
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>>8971843
desu very not good post
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I miss shrek
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>>8971770
tell nicole I said hi :)
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>>8971848
the problem is they tried to make it a thing by making sequels instead of just letting it be a stand alone parody
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BT_mdyhgy2k/?taken-by=aloosh_haydzz

Bawling my eyes out at this, I want to be a Muslim women :(
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>>8971856
stop being mentally ill
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>>8971856
then convert
accepting God in any form is the first step to accepting their son
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>when snick ignore u
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come cuddle
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>>8971874
Sorry, you're too young. Though we both know who you'd love to cuddle with.
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>>8971872
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>>8971881
u can shut up pls ty >:c
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>>8971886
Haha, i'm kidding. <3
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>>8971834
i feel sick and the AA i'm taking makes me feel weak
i have so much i wanna do but no energy or time :(

hope ur ok though
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>>8971848
....My dad walks in Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now" Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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>>8971856
converting to islam is easy AF
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the nugget chad vs the szechaun virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4SKo5jU64I
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>>8971902
Converting to most religions is fairly easy.
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yesterday i hit my boob against something and now it still hurts
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>>8971927
lately when I hit my boob against something it almost makes me fall over in pleasure
I cant repeat it when I try tho
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>>8971931
touching my nipples makes me thirsty for a drink
hitting it hard just hurts
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could someone post some pretty dresses available on amazon please :3
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>>8971914
I really hope a lawyer puts together a lawsuit.
Notice on black friday how stores list a minimum quantity? That is the result of losing lawsuits. We have truth in advertising laws that don't let you understock something you over advertise just to try to get secondary sales from customers who fail to get what they wanted since they are now in the store.
This is why mcdonald's is spamming the phrase "super-limited quantities" on social media right now. They know they fucked up and want to try to cover their ass with the word "super". If a ps4 ad said super-limited, I would expect less than 5 per store and as little as 1. But this is a sauce cup being offered for 1 day. You expect sauce to last the day, super-limited would refer to it being 1 day only.
But the fact is if they said 10-20 per store, almost no one would have shown up. And their sales data for the day will most likely prove they sold more food today due to this promotion even though no one was able to get the sauce they came out for.
People can laugh and say the law should treat a sauce cup different than a ps4, but it doesn't. The law is the law. It doesn't have bullshit loopholes about what is being advertised.
Plus allowing people to line up outside of a store in the hundreds when you know the store only had 20 sauce cups is basically proof their advertising didn't come close to conveying expectations. And letting people stand outside for hours knowing you only had 20 is also fucked up. They could have at any time told the crowd they only had 20 sauce cups so the crowd would dispurse and people wouldn't waste hours of time. By letting them stay out there, that sent a message that quanities were more than they were.
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>>8971918
I think Judaism is kinda hard
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>tell me about yourself
>no sorry idk what to say
>o-okay anon, geez man
autism begone pls
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>>8971957
heh
you know what else is kind of hard
heh
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>>8971803
>>8971832
I am IT from bladerunner
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>>8971993
go away
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>>8971993
titanium
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>>8972005
I was just going to say
>not accepting Jesus Christ our lord as our savior
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CIS guy dating a post-op MtF for a 2.5 years here.

Not sure if i wanna keep going with her.
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>>8972017
May i ask why?
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>nothing to eat in the house
>no money to buy food
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>>8972018
idk it was fine at the beginning but starts to get old. you can kinda "feel" that shes not female, even though she appears to be one looks wise. Its hard to explain, but almost as if there is something that actual females are emitting that she is missing.

She started transitioning when she was 18, and yet she never learned to makeup properly, dress properly or act female. Before she moved in with me, her room looked like a typical male one and she doesnt bother changing that now that we moved in together. She also still has lots of friends that know her by her old name and shit, and she acts differently around them, makes me uncomfortable.

The sex is outright shit. While the neo-vagina feels real, it smells rather bad and the looks are also not that good.

After 2 years, you get a feeling of not having a gf, and the desire to get an actual gf becomes stronger. Its weird being in a relationship but not actually feeling like it.
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>>8972024
get someone here ot buy you a spaghetti pizza
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>>8972032
tell her to fix her shit or you are leaving
when she doesnt fix her shit
leave
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>>8972032
I think this is the third or fourth time I read this pasta. I think it own's it's longevity to how realistic it is.
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>>8972047
Damn i was actually making a serious response to the post.
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>>8972047
im actually sincere you faggot
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>>8971862
>>8971866
>>8971902
But I want a husband who will love me :(
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>>8972052
its a true statement and i have no idea what that shitter thinks its a pasta
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>>8972055
yeah I dont think thats possible in islam
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>>8972055
the new convert to Christianity
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>>8972052
It actually might have been real at one point.

>>8972053
I had no idea there were so many closeted fags unhappy with their girly boyfriends here.

>>8972055
Just fess up and say you want to be abused. Why waste everyone's time?
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>>8972060
*then
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Wow reading the cis bf talking about his trans gf makes me wicked insecure about how my bf feels about me.

Its crazy how fast i get crushingly depressed
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Ehh fuck it i'm bored.
>>8972053
>>8972058
That's the first time i hear about neovaginas smelling weird. Like is it the self lubrication that makes it smell weird or does it smell like that by default? Which surgeon did she go to btw? Also it sounds like your gf is a combination of laziness and not coming out of their comfort zone, i think? I'd understand if you wanted to drop her, but you should talk to her first about your concerns unless she just doesn't listen to you.
>>8972063
TALK TO HIM!!!
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>>8972063
same
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>>8972065
We already talked about the issues that i have. nothing really comes out of it. also basically all of her friends are male, so she doesnt really have any girls that could help her with stuff.

>smelling weird

Its like...well cat food. really odd. I don't actually know the name of the guy who she went to, something in thailand i think? supposedly very popular.
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>>8972065
what concerns are there to talk about lmao, there's not much she can realistically do. This guy is just plainly transmisogynist, i hope for his gf's sake that they break up.

Like literally
>she's bad at makeup so she doesn't feel like a woman to me
i.e
>she doesn't perform femininity up to my arbitrary standards so she's actually a man

lmao
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>being with men in any way
>associating with men
>being in relationships with men

literally not even once fucking gross lmao
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>>8972072
My situatiojn is even worse cuz I haven't had surgery and he's fully straight. I usually just wear a cage all the time now unless our gf wants me in her.

How gross must it be for a straight guy to know one of your gfs has that?
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>>8972082
found the hon
sorry lad but there are only 2 genders and you dressing up like a woman doesnt make you one.
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>>8972082
can you please talk your liberal verbal diarrhoea elsewhere considering you "quit forevers"
besides, its obviously someone memeing >>8972077
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wish I had a really cuddly gf with big boobs
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>>8972085
Some men are hot
I'm not very good at this lesbian thing
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>>8972091
HOW am i memeing?
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>>8972085
guy x girl (male) is the purest form of love
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>>8972088
I'm intersex. I have. Uterus, a teste, an ovoteste, a phallus. I was born that way.

There goes your theory
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today it's pretty chilly outside but i really really like it

i hope there will be snow this year
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>>8972093
so your sexuality is grass is greener
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>>8972097
check who i quoted again
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>>8972097
>intersex
unfair uwu
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>>8972085
Just cuz you turned out super duper gay does not mean you have to be *that* homophobic.

>>8972093
But what about girldicks?
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>>8972095
That's not true, girl (male) x girl (male) is way cuter.

>>8972101
My sexuality is "I like attractive personalities, dicks and boobs"

>>8972105
I like them, although they don't seem to work very well
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>>8972082
rip
>>8972091
That's some low effort shitposting lmao
>>8972093
S- same...
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>>8972088
>you hurt my feelings
>therefore ur ugly lmao

xD

>>8972093
>>8969774
hmmmmmmm

>>8972095
nah trans girls x trans girl is by far the purest and most wonderful form of love
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>>8972106
>My sexuality is "I like attractive personalities, dicks and boobs"
Ideally all within one person so you wouldn't feel weird.

>I like them, although they don't seem to work very well
El-oh-el.
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>>8972111
why does Kojima look like a middle aged mom?
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i guess this is not the right place to talk about relationship issues as a CIS guy with a trans girl

weird.
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>>8972106
>tfw its been two years since you had your balls chopped off and your dick still works fine
they said itd stop but i still have to jack off before bed sometimes
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>>8972106
>"I like attractive personalities, dicks and boobs"
chaser
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>>8972115
do you love her, anon?
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>>8972116
You shit keep that shit to yourself.
I was about to have lunch.
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>>8972102
The moron saying there are only 2 genders.
>>8972103
I know. I'm not even on E, just cypro lol
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>>8972118
well, to a degree yes, but not as much as i used to. and it keeps getting worse desu
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>>8972110
You are ugly though.
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>>8972119
what are you having for lunch anon? i was just about to enjoy some yummy spicy spam on rice.
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>>8972116
speaking of ppl who had their balls chopped off, where is Seiryu
I can't remember her ever being away from mtfg this long
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>>8972121
you should smile in your pictures more
you'd look even prettier
>inb4 snicks is a misogynistic man telling women to smile
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>>8972110
Spot the shitpost

>>8972111
Having them all on the same person is a bit hard to pull off but #lifegoals amirite

>>8972116
Hey I had the same with cypro. I think it's a mind over matter thing.

>>8972117
I'm only low-key a chaser. It's more coincidence than anything that I keep hooking up with trans girls
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>>8972124
How dare you respond to me.
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>>8972122
I dunno...she is probably as self conscious of some of this stuff as you are...at least in my experience
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>>8972124
I was addicted to spam musubi for a fortnight
its so good
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>>8972132
meaning?
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>>8972125
people go for a while sometimes anon, im sure she's fine. if shes not posting here she's probably doing better if anything

>>8972128
probably. I don't feel too awful about my dick so it doesnt bother me so it just keeps on going makes sense.

>>8972133
masubi is what made me like spam, i even bought a masubi maker for it. im out of nori though so im stuck with just spam and rice for now since i dont want to go and buy more
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>>8972134
meaning she probably wants to be better at make up, fashion, acting differently around the people who knew her before but she struggles to get out of her comfort zone
maybe not tho
if that is the case though I would recommend trying to support her but also push her
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>>8972123
lol who even are you
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>>8972138
>if that is the case though I would recommend trying to support her but also push her
but i tried. never worked. nothing came out of it
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>>8972128
im gonna go with the second one.
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>>8972141
I dunno, anon
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How many genders are there mtfg?
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>>8972146
2 genders and the mutation known as intersex, which is a genetic deformation.
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>>8972146
infinite
The transgenders will rule the world
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>>8972143
Sorry sertii, I'm not actually a man hater and am probably closer to bisexual than a firm lesbian. I just go in cycles of having little to no interest in them.
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>>8972150
ill take your word for it but idk banan comphet is a strong force and it kept you in the closet for a looong time, we'll see about that
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>>8972150
>probably closer to bisexual than a firm lesbian.

Please stop memeing and express genuine thoughts then.
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>>8972128
btw elanna coworker cham tried to break the law but I got him sorted out
>>8971315
>>8971331
>>8971333
>>8971361
>>8971378
>>8971386
>>8971399
>>8971416
>>8971430
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>>8972154
Comphet?

>>8972156
Please, this is 4chan, I save being genuine for when it matters. My sexuality has caused me a lot of distress and joking is how I learned to cope.
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>>8972173
compulsory heterosexuality
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>>8972173
>My sexuality has caused me a lot of distress
How come? According to you you haven'y been getting it on for the past year or so.
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>>8972180
>compulsory heterosexuality
Oh tumblr you'll never case to amaze me.
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>>8972173

4chan matters!
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>>8972180
how are you so cancer
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>>8972166
I'll help him find a cute dress ok

>>8972181
I wasn't single for a good chunk of that year. Think about that a little.

>>8972180
I think that's vastly oversimplifying my experiences and I resent having broad general theories taught in women's studies 101 applied to my life like they're absolute truths.

>>8972188
Seek sunlight
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>>8972186
Clearly elanna is compdyke, social pressure from a group can influence you a lot, I even tried on a diaper and am thinking about posting it for you's
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>>8972197
i merely pointed out that it very much exists. Im not trying to tell you what your sexuality is. "Trans women can be into women and it doesn't make them men" is also probably somewhere in a womens studies 101 course but it took you a while to get over that.
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>>8972180
>compulsory heterosexuality
tfw no state issued husband
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>>8972200
if comphet were real you would have ffs, srs and a bf by now
>pic of Faye in a diap exists
p-post
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>>8972197
>Seek sunlight

>the UK in October
>sunlight

Don't take the piss.
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>>8972202
>I merely pointed out that it very much exists.
No, you didn't, you told me it was why I stayed in the closet.
>I'm not trying to tell you what your sexuality is
Yes, you are, you literally said "we'll see about that"
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>>8972200
Be quiet you nasty middle aged crossdresser.
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>>8972217
i mean didnt you literally say yourself a large part of the reason you didnt want to id as bi or whatever was because of the pressure you felt to be more feminine (be into guys or whatever, im sure you remember what you said yourself)? how is that not comphet
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>>8972223
trip on Nicolas
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>>8972225
why are you posting stuff from the queer is a slur part of tumblr
>>
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>>8972229
the discourse we all deserve and crave
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>>8972233
real wifey material right there. need me some of that
no meme i do wonder how it tastes now
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>>8972233
:angery react:
>>8972234
idk how you go on tumblr
every time I see a callout post about aphobia i want to kill myself
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>>8972233
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>>8972243
i surround myseld with people that arent idiots aka if you think cishet ace people shouldnt be seen as lgbt you're a terf

lmao ace discourse is the worst thing to have come to that website this year probably
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>>8972233
OH DEAR GOD NO
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>>8972243
tumblr discourse is 100 times spicier than anything 4chan can conjure up, its in fact too spicy even for me
>>
>there are girls here who adamantly hate all men
literally why
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>>8972254
pretty sure the only person who sincerely hates all men here is pandora
>>
"not all men" is also pretty spicy discourse, usually left for the comment section tho
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>>8972254
overcompensation
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>>8972253
remember when that person had a self described "hot take" about asexuals in the holocaust
really cannot stand that site at all
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>>8972254
desu a lot of men have done bad things to me, but i'm attracted to them anyway. I think its good though because i can separate the good from the bad. FUCK MEN!!!(but like literally B)
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>>8972268
you need to know who to follow

the entire point about tumblr is that it's a self-curated timeline of posts where you don't need to see this stuff if you don't want to
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>>8972250
>cishet
>terf
>ace
Yeah that about does it.
Filtered.
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>>8971770
>looks like this
>best person in the world to ever exist
xD
>>8971787
the best i saw was a bunch of beta reddit boys attacking a girl because she got a sauce poster thing and they didnt
>>8971945
omg i saw that post too it was so funny
>>8971914
i like the numale guys father gives him 10 bucks for his stupid nugget
>>8972114
asian ""men""'
>>8972141
just punch her till she gets a black eye so she has to wear makeup
also probably just an agp with meta attraction since it doesnt act like a woman
>>8972254
agps with autism
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>>8972275
>announcing your filters
Filtered.
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>>8972274
i feel like everyone on there is like 14 though
im sure I could find some decent people if I tried but I don't think ots really worth the effort
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>>8972270
>desu a lot of men have done bad things to me
Maybe you should have just manned up and stood to them?
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>>8972275
>>8972279
filtered

>>8972280
i can tell you some good ppl to follow later on if u want. Tumblr is very much like twitter desu
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>>8972277
>that image
>reddit
>numale
>agp
>meta attraction
>agp again
i have absolutely no clue who you are
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>>8972280
i mean no social media is really worth the effort but from a comparative perspective "agp vs hsts" is 1000 times worse than the easily-avoidable ace discourse, whereas the former can't be avoided if you post here at all
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>>8972284
why does she even bother dropping trip

legitimately dumbest poster in here, there's posters who are probably worse people but she's 100% the stupidest, even caraposter is smarter.
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>>8972291
what is my dumb posting rank
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>>8972295
I guess it's pretty high on account of all the rodent spam.
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>>8972295
cute animals are rly high iq
like its comparable to the rick and morty fanbase which you're one of the smartest posters around
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>>8972295
not very high, if you want to be /lgbt/'s dumbest poster you have some very strong competition such as
>stop fapping start living
>skull size poster
>cara
>that one poster with the imaginary daddy who can't even troll me properly
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>>8972127
I am extremely mentally ill and am currently struggling with pretty consistant emotional (and sometimes physical) abuse. Smiles feel extremely fake on me.

Here is a clumsy attempt.
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>>8972312
hugg
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>>8972282
>Implying a thin af 5'7" faggot could ever stand a chance against big scary chad looking dudes.
Sometimes fighting is not enough, anon. Bad things happen.
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>>8972225
There are a lot of reasons for it, I find it very dehumanising to have my life reduced to a bunch of tumblr buzzwords, like it gives you some sort of insight that I don't have.
Also, your insistence that I'm lesbian even in spite of me literally telling you I'm probably bisexual amounts to bisexual erasure.

If you want to have a real conversation about my orientation sometime then feel free, but so far as I'm concerned I'm not interested if you're just going to patronise me.
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>>8972277
obsessive enmity towards agp's is usually a sign of being a closeted agp yourself

hsts are usually highly sociable and spend a lot of time partying befitting their nature as essentially feminine gay men

you don't fit this profile at all puff, you spend all day on the computer, your interests are all extremely agp and diaper fetishism is usually more common than average among agp's as well
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are you bi if you only like really feminine boys
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>>8972318
Well you sure showed them.
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