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2018 edition

What are your new years resolutions, bros? Where do you see yourselves one year from now?
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>>9358749
>2018
Find bf
>2019
Get married
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>>9358749
New Years Resolutions are bullshit. They do nothing for me. If I ever do something with my life it's going to be out of the blue, I'm not a goal-oriented person.
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>>9358749
I don't expect to be out in the next year but I wouldn't mind a bf/fuckbuddy
I'm not treating that as a new years resolution though because new years resolutions are dumb
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>>9358780
>>9358778
>i lack the motivation to better myself and admit i cant form new habits or pattrrns
The post
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>>9358749
Wishing you all a pozitive 2018!
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>>9358749
Stop being ashamed of my body
Stop being afraid of failure
Start trying to actively find other guys
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>>9358786
wrong
I set goals for myself with no relation to what time of the year it is. I am not so weak minded that I need something like an arbitrary number change to motivate me to get started.
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>>9358793
>butthurt
The post
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>What are your new years resolutions, bros?

Find a boyfriend, duh

Happy New Yeras ya'll.
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>>9350666
Someone bitched that I didn't link the old thread in the OP, so here we go
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FUCK LGBT REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>9358797
what is there to be butthurt about exactly? I don't have new years resolutions because I don't wait until new years to create goals for myself
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>>9358813
Impeach
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How do you feel about breasts?
Do they interest you in any capacity (aesthetic or sexual)?
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>tfw homoromantic bisexual
>tfw no bf
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>>9358824
not really, no
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>>9358819
>impeach

I just want to say, that he was really cute when he was younger
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>>9358830
Trudeau > trumpster dumpster
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What percentage of gays like andro feminine looking guys?
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>>9358855
a bit
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>>9358749

>What are your new years resolutions, bros? Where do you see yourselves one year from now?

right now i wanna cut my face off and light myself on fire does that count?
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I got a bad dragondildo for christmas
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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>9358749
>What are your new years resolutions, bros?
To get together with my straight crush.

>Where do you see yourselves one year from now?
Married to my straight crush.
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>>9358904
anon im so sorry
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>>9358904
I'm illiterate, read it for me anon
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>>9358904
If i cant have my straight harem, no one can have their straight crush
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>>9358904
how well do you know your straight crush?
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>>9358982
The last time we talked was five years ago.
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>>9359001
I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark and suggest that it's a lost cause
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Welp anons I’m a little drunk and gonna try and get layed for the first time in my life. Wish me luck you fucks! I dressed the best I could,
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Is being a kissless virgin supposed to be God's punishment against me?
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>>9359035
>neckbeard
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hello where do i acquire an asian twink bf
thank you in advance
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>>9359049
Yeah, didn’t think I would actually go out today. Pls no bully.
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>>9359035
You're probably overdressed desu
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>>9358855
0%
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Sucks not having weed.
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>>9359204
drugs are for bugs
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>>9359035
post face pic you bloody bongo
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>>9359211
Nerd
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>>9358830
Woah what the fuck you’re right
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>>9359291
he was a handsome young lad but he aged like milk
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Come out and vocally train more.
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>>9359313
Barron will be a nice twink in 8 years
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>>9358749
>New Years Resolution.
Those always struck me as a way to set yourself up for failure, might just be that growing up i kept seeing people fail the same ones over and over and over and since their friends failed they don't feel guilty for breaking their own or encouraging others to break.

Kudos for the ones who actually succeed in improving themselves though, but im of the opinion you should start improving yourself the moment you notice it is a problem instead of waiting until New Years.

As Ban-Lu says: "The best time to plant a tree was 50 years ago, The second best is now." if you wanna start improving now that is fine, but don't think of it as a special thing, and if you fall off the wagon with your promise, don't wait until next year before trying again.
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>>9359444
>quoting wow
>using wow as an argument or example
WHYYYYYYY?
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>>9359444
oh it's time for the new comic isn't it
>>>/fit/44149786
>tfw don't go on /fit/ and don't understand some of the memes
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This year I'm going to work on being happy. I've become so caught up in work and school and just trying to get through each day I've forgotten how to actually enjoy being alive. I haven't drank in over a year. Need to quit smoking. Need to explore new hobbies and make new friends I can actually relate to. I don't know exactly how to do it. But I have to try and hope that things will get better.
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>>9359457
Because everyone knows WoW and i like Ban-Lus voice lines? The saying got equivalents in a ton of difference cultures but that was the last version of it that i heard so that the i used.
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>>9359486
Fuck you xuen is the one true cat. I will not accept heretics like you
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>>9359497
>>9359486
>>9359457
>>9359444
>tfw no wow bf to play with and raid with and then break up with because they got better rng
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>>9359497
Anon, Ban-Lu is the son of Xuen, so who do you think taught him all those Zen sayings? Of course his dad is the "One True Cat", Ban-Lu is "just" the best Mount in the game, but i digress.
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>>9359527
tfw no anduin bf
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>tfw no captain daly bf
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>>9359571
>tfw no li li bf
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>>9359571
>>9359594
>>9359596
tfw no bf in general
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>>9359603
Lfg for a bf in your local lfg chat
>tfw no bfs on Moon Guard
>tfw most males are hetero pedos
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>>9359617
I don't know what any of that means

You crazy kids and your nintendos and your megabits
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>>9359639
>t. Pol faggot who excuses heteroeexual pedos
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Welp, back home with my virginity still intact. Maybe next time.
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I realized that I haven't be able to keep a friendship with straight guys for all those years: all my friends are female… do you think they know i'm gay (still in the closet)?
how about you /gaygen/: are you friends all female or male, or is it split?

>>9358904
>straight crush
yaoiboi, you have better chances to become a qt transgirl and seduce him
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>>9359796
I don't actually have any female friends
there's girls I get along with but none that I'm emotionally close to
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Do you cuddle your pillow to sleep at night?

Be honest
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>>9359830
I have done it before if it's been long enough without hugging anyone
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I'm with my boyfriend since 8months, everything is OK but about sex, when we do it most of the time he can't get hard anymore (he is bottom, he says it's because of pain) do you guys already experienced that? Do you know what to do other than just do it softly (what I do)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)
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>>9359830
Yeah, can't sleep without hugging something :<
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>>9359842
He may have some condition that causes pain with penetration. See a doktor
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>>9359904
He said it's not really painful and it always been like that but before he could get hard
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who here /alreadyacceptedthatyouaregoingtobealonefortherestofyourlife/
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>>9360035
Probably.

I hate this feeling. I have too much love to give.
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>>9359842
does he have a phimosis? he should check a penis doctor anyway
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>>9360130
Who /uncut/ here?
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>>9360130
how is phimosis meant to affect someone else's dick in your ass?
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>>9360142
me
I wince whenever I see an uncut dry scarred dick desu
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>>9360158
usually it's really painful for anyone affected, IF he's able to get erect (it's a meme but pic related is quite explicit)
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>>9360179
>drill dick
i-is that a real thing?
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>>9360196
>mandatory Gurren Lagann meme.image
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>>9360179
I had a hook up with a guy that had a dick a bit like the bottom left one. The hole through his foreskin wasn't bigger than the size of my pinky finger, and he couldn't pull back his foreskin.

I tried to suck him, but just couldn't. I wonder how much dick cheese there was inside.
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>>9360299
probably none actually, I know cases of severe phimosis that was treated and there was nothing hiding back there, after all those years, the body understands how to clean naturally. If there was a load of smegma there, he would've been in the hospital much sooner in life for infection or something.

That said, idk why phimotic guys don't get it treated with creams and stretching. Seems painful.
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I didn't realize the foreskin was meant to retract until I was like 16
it took about a week or two of stretching for it to get loose enough to pull back but it was simple enough
I guess that counts as a mild case of phimosis?
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>>9360328
It also took me a bit of time to completely pull back my foreskin, I think it's normal.

>>9360306
He told me he knew that he had that since doctors told him when he was younger, and told me that he doesn't try to fix it because its just the way things are. Dunno if he knows it can be fixed. It's sad because he was pretty insecure about that, and I'm sure he would feel better if he had a normal dick.
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>>9360351
did he ever try stretching?
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>>9360328
>until I was like 16
US sex ed everyone! smdh
Usually fathers (or any parents) learn their sons to do it when they hit puberty: it takes a while anyway, since you arn't supposed to do it when you're a child.
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what would you do if this was your hand?
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>>9360614
>cut
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>>9358830
no, no he wasn't
if you think that's cute get your eyesight checked

>>9359037
probably
>also iktf

>>9360035
there's a small undying glimmer of hope but probably won't last long

>>9360142
yo

>>9360179
the everloving fuck?

>>9360328
neither did I till my early teens
nobody told me
>frenulum's still a little tight
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>>9358749
Slut it up and get laid, basically.
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>>9360367
I don't think so.
Should probably tell him to try that the next time I fuck his cute boy pussy
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>>9358855
I'm obsessed with twinks and femboys but I'm in the minority
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>>9359486
you are so gay for quoting wow, faggot
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>>9360756
>>9359037
* sent kisses *
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Feeling awkward browsing guy tinder profiles in public
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Where do I find a nice, quite bf who likes books and animoos? The library? nerd store?
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>>9359204
Weed is pretty fucking awesome
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>>9359468
>doesn’t browse /fit/
>will never understand the glory of eating a raw onion once a day
Pretty sad desu
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Who here /hungover/? I do really think this is the worst one ever. On the upside I don’t have work so it’s going to be a comfy day. How was everyone’s night?
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>>9361052
I used to garlic when I was a kid
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>>9358824
Sexually? They do absolutely nothing for me.

Aesthetically? Nice breasts really add to a girls curves. I LOVE me some curves no matter where they are found. Mmmm delicious curves...

Tbqh nice hair is still more aesthetically pleasing to me than breasts any day.
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>>9361058
I only ever got hungover once, and I never drank that much again. Now I never have more than 1 drink.

Alchohol fuckin sucks. The little buzz is not worth headaches, pissing, loss or motor functions and vomiting. Fuck booze.
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>>9361029
Right here cute anon
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>>9358824
aesthetically speaking, small round tits are L I T
bigger ones? they're like squishier juicy butts so they're still nice lol Even bigger ones? they make woman looks like /d/-tier cows: disgusting.
I can do without them tho
Vaginas are much less interesting.
/bi blog

>>9361095
this
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Does asking your partner how he likes you groomed make you seem insecure? I'm not good at this relationship thing and I'm worried I'm going to screw it up.
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>>9358815
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>>9361118
Yeah okay, what's your favorite book?
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>>9361179
The Art Of The Deal :333
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>>9361179
Im more into vidya but probably Brave New World, I also like Stoner, The Stranger and 1984
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>>9361192
A decent pick
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>>9361138
>I'm worried I'm going to screw it up
this would be where the insecurity stems from not asking whether or not he likes you groomed
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>>9361214
>Camus
Noice
>Brave New World, 1984
We really got both barrels with that one huh. Although while everyone was worried about 1984 coming to fruition, I think we're probably a bit more BNW.
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>>9361214
>>9361238
>Camus
my niggas

Though I like The Plague more. There are actually characters in that book you'd want to strive to be like.
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>>9361227
I get that, I am super insecure, I just don't want to come across that way.
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>>9361238
We are definitly in a BNW type world. We get every drug handed to us, we all "worship" brands and we'll be altering DNA on a global scale to make perfect humans in the next few decades if things keep progressing.

We are all controlled and we cant do anything about it, we like our drugs and brands.

I want to read morr from Camus, I started The Plague and I should get back to it.
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>guys asking for pictures without providing any first
The fucking audacity. Are they simply too dumb to realize what they are doing?
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>>9361251
he'll be able to tell if that's what you are though like you don't want to be hiding things from him
just be open and drop the fear of failing bullshit, the latter just creates stage 5 clingers which of course ruin all their relationships

so chill out, enjoy the relationship, communicate with him stop being in your own head so much
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holy shit
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>tfw dom bottom
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>>9361319
>tfw sub top
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>>9361328
Please be in stockholm
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>>9361275
Aha thanks. I suppose it's better to be disliked if I'm honest rather than dragging out a bad relationship. Who knows, he may even actually like me.
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>>9361253
>We are all controlled and we cant do anything about it

Maybe we oughta go off the grid in a comfy little cabin
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>>9361336
The dream honestly, living away from everyone else and being as close to self-sufficent as possible. Get away from it alll
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>>9361369
A man after my own heart
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I think I have a thing for autists
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>>9361333
uk

>>9361446
you sure about that?
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An average day in Gaygen's life. Transition already you femmy faggots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAMWdvo71ls
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>>9358842
>>9358979
>>9361217
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>>9361534
But I like being a man
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>>9361564
Girly men aren't men they're sissy fags that might as well be a woman.
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>>9361570
Speak for yourself
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Ha ha i sent a snap to many of the guys I'm in contact with and I accidentally included a paper about my Chlamydia home test laying around. They probably won't notice it.
Else that's one way to start the year fresh
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>>9358749
My new years resolution is to change.
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>>9358749
>Where do you see yourselves one year from now?
dead
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>>9361621
into a woman
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>>9361677
No Anon, for the last time I'm not a transgender, I'm a gayboi.
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What would /gaygen/ suggest when you want to distract yourself from the crippling isolation?
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>>9361621
Change is a powerful thing, people are powerful beings.
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>>9361727
I'm currently working my way through father ted again
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>>9358749
if you WANT to be gay, could that mean you are gay but repressing it? I don't know what I am
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>>9361740
cringed
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>>9362304
look at this guy he didn’t vote for obama
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Who's is your husbando /gaygen/?
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>>9360587
I'm australian and my dad is religious so I wasn't learning jack shit from him
when I was 12 I got told off for looking at pictures of genitals on wikipedia (he must have found out through some internet monitoring software). I told him that I just wanted to know what things were meant to look like, but he got mad at me because he thought I was lying (he thought I was using it as porn)
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>>9361052
the main thing I don't get is the last panel - why does he have a mirror on the floor to look at the underneath of his balls?
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My bf of 4 years just broke up with me on new year's day.
Our relationship became stale, we did not even have sex for the last 6 months. I also thought about ending it before, but now... It feels like I have lost my best friend. The only person who truly knew and understood me. Someone, who was always there to just hug me, cuddle, listen to each others problems, take care of other when one of us was sick. No more watching shitty films together, trading feet massages, laughing at the world together while tucked up in a cozy apartment.
I don't even know this feel.
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Stop spending so much time on 4chan.
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>>9361253
>>9361238
>muh BNW
t. leftists
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>>9362961
What did you expect from a pairing that has no basis or incentive for the release of attachment inducing hormones like Hetero pairings do

I'm surprised you lasted this long. Men cant love each other.
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Who here /failedstraight/ here?

I only take it up the ass because of years of teen rejection from girls and my need for human intimacy and affection and lack of physical manhood or ability to use it has overridden my precious homophobia

I do it so I can feel loved and love someone
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>>9363434
ew lmao you're the reason we have so many aids infested retards running around
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>>9363460
I'm only with and ever have been with one guy

Don't act like your better than me. Your sexuality is a consolation prize for losers
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>>9363434
I wonder how many people have actually tried to 'go gay' cause they can't get laid
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>>9363536
/r9k/ is full of prison gays
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So can anyone tell me the point of open relationships?

To me, it’s wanting the freedom of being single but the security of being in a monogamous relationship. And those things fundamentally don’t go together.
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>>9363712
it's for people that prioritize sexual experiences over an emotional relationship
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>>9363434
I thought women had lower standards than gay guys

>>9363545
I still don't get what /r9k/'s subject is
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>>9363911
>I still don't get what /r9k/'s subject is
screaming at women for not having sex with them
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>>9363911
https://blog.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
It started off as moot running with xkcd guy's experimental concept of not allowing the same post twice. Since the board had no inherent topic it became a place where people were able to feelspost without getting shouted at for being off topic, and eventually it became the established location for people who had failed at society to talk to each other
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>>9363434
>>9363536
>>9363545
Ugh, now I'm wondering if I've ever hooked up with someone like that. The thought is such a turn-off.
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>>9364038
Those seem like the kinda guys that use Grindr exclusively for getting fucked dont they?
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/GAYGEN/ IF YOU DON'T FIND ME A BF IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS YOUR MOM WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP
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>>9364198
have you tried tinder
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I need your help, gaygen. Please don't laugh at me. How do I prevent ingrown hairs on my butt after shaving?
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>>9364209
>shaving your butt
Brave. I wouldn’t have done it, but that guy you’re trying to get with will probably appreciate your hard work.

Why didn’t you use Nair?
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>>9364258
>that guy you’re trying to get with will probably appreciate your hard work.
I wish. It looks gross now.
>Why didn’t you use Nair?
I don't know. I guess I'll try that next time.
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My resolution is to have a doctor look at my ass and try and fix my ibs so I can actually do anal maybe
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>>9364209
Don't shave
Use MAGIC shaving powder
Nair will burn your ass
MAGIC you can put all over you and it won't burn
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>tfw stretch marks
is it even worth it to lose weight if my skin is just gonna look like shit?
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>>9364363
I’ve never heard of Magic. I’ll recommend that from now on, then.
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does Magic even work, have you guys tried it? Any long term effects?
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>>9364427
my pencils keep disappearing but im not sure if thats due to magic
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>>9364044
>Those seem like the kinda guys that use Grindr exclusively for getting fucked dont they?

So does the poster you are replying to, apparently.
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>>9364427
I used it on my pubic hair twice and legs once. It works, but it's really messy and smells awful.
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>>9364427
I'm a pretty amateur magician.

>tfw no occult bf to practice spells and read grimoirs with
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>bf's son is mean and rude to other around kids his age
>5 year old nephew really wants to play and be his friend
>kid is constantly rude
I've seen him be rude to other kids, but seeing him be like that to my nephew is really bugging me like crazy
The kid is spoiled too, so I'm trying to not give in to everything he wants when undeserved.
I really want to have everything go great, me and the kid get along great but I don't want him being like that to my nephew.
I can't convince my nephew to stop trying to play with him, either.
What do I do?
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>>9364542
>grimoirs
Where does one find those?
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>>9364578
does your bf notice it?
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>>9364578
>bf's son
Being a male cuck is still cuckoldry m8, especially if your bf is bi.
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>>9364579
There are heaps of them in internet archives. You can find them on Ebay.

Unfortunately I don't think there are any sp00ky occult bookstores like the one from Gremlins still around.
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>>9364582
*being a gay cuck
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>>9364581
He hasn't said anything, but I wonder if I should say something.
I don't want to think a little less of the kid eventually.
I want us all to be a big happy family.
This is my first relationship with a man with kids.
>>9364582
He was hiding himself in the closet for many many years before we met.
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>>9364598
>unironically raising bf's son
This should be a meme
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>>9364602
Only heterosexuals can be cucks.
Learn to meme, /v/.
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>>9364617
*Only men can be cucks
FTFY
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>>9364620
*only heterosexual men can be cucks
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>>9364627
>heterosexual
>implying raising bf's son is somehow not cuckoldry

How is it any different from raising a single mother's son?
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>>9364630
The kids don't live with us, for one.
My bf pays for things.
Even then, real life doesn't revolve around internet memes.
I just want to know if it's something I should talk about asap.
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>>9364655
How old are you two?
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>>9364666
I'm 18, he's 29
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>tfw no American husband
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>>9364697
Why would you want one? Are you an eastern poorfag?
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>>9364725
No, but why wouldn't I want one? America is the best country, and American guys are simply the best.
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>>9364737
Not unless you have a fetish for obesity
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>>9364697
this 2bh
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>>9364363
Does that stuff work on thicc hairs?
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>>9364737
>Southern European guys are simply the best
FTFY. Americans are ugly as fuck on average.
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>>9364743
Ok, there's a couple hamplanets, but the ones that are in good shape are top tier. Even then, a chubby American guy would most likely be better than an in shape guy from anywhere else.
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>>9364760
Southern Europeans are disgusting most of the time. I would know.
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>>9364762
>>9364771
Mongrelphilia should be classified as a mental disorder

Dumbfuckistanis are U G L Y, disgustingly so. I cannot comprehend how anyone could possibly like them unless he is some kind of libertarian with a hardon for American Capitalism.
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>>9364780
>being this jealous of superior Americans
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>>9364786
>superior
The only things one can expect from Ameretards are loose morals and idiocy.
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>>9364816
You sound like a communist.
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>>9364819
Actually a Fascist
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>>9364824
That's not a good thing either.
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>>9364370
do you already have stretchmarks? if not, don't lose weight too quickly I guess
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>>9364370
>tfw stretch marks from gaining muscle too fast

;_;
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>>9364849
i have them badly all over my upper arms and some on my belly
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damn it, i wanted to cook a cake this morning, but I already lose motivation... m-maybe tomorrow

>>9364861
sorry to hear that
I know that can you make them appear (a bit) less visible with creams; cool tattoos can be an option too.
Losing weight is still a good idea: your wealth will improve, now and when you'll get older
/dad advices
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>>9364847
>not a good thing
Something a typical Ameretard would say. Anything against Muh constitushun is evil, after all.
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>>9364915
What cake?
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>>9364921
You're unironically defending fascism and calling anyone else a retard. You have a lot more reading to do little stupid anon.
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>>9364926
>everyone else
I'm responding to you, retard. You are one person.
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>>9364940
>quoting things I never said

Work on your English, before starting arguments on the American website, underage third worlder.
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>>9364924
french cake called "galette des rois" (kinda like a almond-flavored puff pastry)
mfw no bf to cook for
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>>9364947
I would eat that even if you accidentally burn it.
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>>9364943
>quoting things I never said
The implication is literally the same
>American website
Currently owned by a native Jap
>underage third worlder.
Since when is western Europe third world?
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>wipe ass
>it feels sensitive
>blood on toilet paper
I've never done anal
the fuck's going on
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>>9364956
>"Since when is western Europe third world"
>he doesn't know
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>>9364956
>The implication is literally the same

Sorry you can't comprehend the difference between the words everyone and anyone.

>Currently owned by a native Jap

Doesn't change a thing.

>Since when is western Europe third world?

Since immigration and terrorism.
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>>9364956
>Since when is western Europe third world

Quite some time ago
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>>9364965
>Since immigration and terrorism.
>be American
>get shot

>Sorry you can't comprehend the difference between the words everyone and anyone.

The context couldn't possibly be more specific. "anyone" in the context of "anyone else", as it was in your post, implies everyone.
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>>9364972
Are all fascists this damn stupid?
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>>9364975
How is your baseless shitty attempt at ad hominem relevant?
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>>9364982
It's relevant because you're so stupid you can't understand basic English. Anyone else implies anyone that's not you, not everyone but you.
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>>9364987
>Anyone else implies anyone that's not you
I was literally responding to a single person. There is no indication whatsoever that my behavior was directed towards many. I initially misread it at everyone, and you chose to blow it out proportion. Both expressions imply that my words were potentially directed towards many, which they were not. I'm responding to a single subhuman mongoloid, namely you, and I happened to misread a single word.

You, being a nit-picking faggot, focused excessively on that one word and proceeded bombard me with shitty ad hominems.
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>>9365003
>I initially misread it at everyone

Stopped reading right there. Glad you admit your mistake.
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>>9365009
Glad you took the chance to use that meaningless typo in order to invalidate everything I've said.
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>>9365012
>damage control

It's clearly not a typo, but you being uneducated.
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>>9365014
How is me misreading a single word on your shitty low effort post an indication of me being uneducated?
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>>9365017
You don't understand the difference between two basic words of the English language. Uneducated.
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>>9364757
Pls respond
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>>9365023
How is me misreading a single word on your shitty low effort post related to understanding? My eyes perceived that word wrongly, and I replied to it as such.
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>>9365029
If you admit your mistake, that fueled your autistic shitposting, why do you keep shitposting?
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>>9365033
You are correct in that I shouldn't, but you are too anger-inducing for me to do so. Why is it that you keep responding?
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>>9365035
You're mad over a 4chan post? Go see a doctor please, you have mental issues. Fascism isn't good for you.
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>>9365038
It is your autistic insistence and baseless ad hominems, mostly.
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>>9365040
>baseless

You unironically claim you're a fascist, and you started a shitposting spree, only because of your low quality of education.
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>>9365044
>low quality of education.
More baseless ad hominems
>You unironically claim you're a fascist
and i'm in a position to defend it, though it was not my political leanings that peaked your interest, but a fucking typo.
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>>9365050
>baseless ad hominems

You're a fascist and can't comprehend elementary English. You don't even understand what the word typo means.
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>>9365058
You are not even attacking my political leanings, you are literally grasping at straws to invalidate me.
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>>9365062
You invalidated yourself with your embarrassing posts and display of poor education already.
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>>9365069
>embarrassing posts
Elaborate
>display of poor education
Elaborate in detail how my posts up until this point reveal as such

What are you trying to achieve exactly? You have not once questioned me on my political beliefs, yet scrape the bottom of the barrel of lowly insults to invalidate me.
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>>9365075
>Elaborate

Claiming you're a fascist, and going on a shitposting spree because you don't understand the difference between two basic words.

>scrape the bottom of the barrel of lowly insults

Yeah, a fascist is a lowly insult.
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>it's another kids sperg out about shitty political opinions thinking /gaygen/ is their own private discord while the mods are asleep episode
gay pic unrelated
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>>9365078
>fascist is a lowly insult
I hope you do realize that discussion is impossible with one as belligerently fanatical as yourself. I bet that you like to describe yourself as a Libertarian regardless.

>shitposting spree
It was you that went apeshit over a single word faggot, I merely responded.
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>>9365086
>discussion

There is no discussion, you tried talking shit for no reason, but ended up embarrassing yourself due to your poor education.

>It was you

You came talking shit to me, I defended myself.
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>>9365090
This is pointless, I'm out.
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>>9365095
Bye, glad you admitted defeat.
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Is there a better way of saying
>I don't really like anything more about your looks than your muscles, but hey wanna meet?
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>>9365597
dtf?
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I got a sister almost graduating high school, she keeps getting rainbow flag merch. I keep waiting for the day she does some sort of "coming out" to tell her no one cares, what we in the family and I care about is that she graduates high school, and then maybe go on to college and make something good out of her life. why is it more important for "the community" to show off their sexuality to the general public than to live their lives in a way that is meaningful to them??
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>>9365597
>Do me doggy bb!
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>>9365621
>what we in the family and I care about is that she graduates high school, and then maybe go on to college and make something good out of her life.
Why shouldn't she just be a housewife?
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>>9365680
because we don't live in burgerstan
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>>9365621
she's in high school lmao leave the poor kid alone
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>>9358824
girls with natural looking big boobs who also look stupid (not like bad, just like they're really fucking dumb) are cool.

>>9358830
i cant tell if ur like, a troll, or just have crazy low standards. he looks like if his one current son wasn't fat.

>>9359035
please trim ur neckbeard properly

>>9359406
barron is gonna be like 6' 8" in 8 years

>>9359830
i sleep with stuffed animals

>>9364854
there's stuff u can use to fade them somewhat

>>9365621
lol
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>>9359830
I have a plush fox to banish nightmares.
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>>9360035
dude just go /prisonstraight/ lmao
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>>9365906
>barron is gonna be like 6' 8" in 8 years
sad if she is indeed trans.
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Why is veganism considered to be a gay thing?
Dick is meat and semen really isn't plant-based either.
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>>9365684
>progressive countries
>no you can't choose that career!
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>>9366026
You don't have to kill someone to suck their dick.
>Are you really this stupid?
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>>9364370
you should look into dermarolling, i've seen results with stretch marks disappearing almost entirely and i plan to try it myself soon
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What do gay guys mean when they wear makeup and shit but aren't fembois/trans?
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>>9366026
Because gay people often follow the herd mentality of the left. Not saying the right is in a much better state either, but that's the reason.
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>>9366048
Vegan isn't vegetarian. You don't kill got milk or eggs either.
>>9366026
I saw an article a while back on "vegan friendly" dirty talk. Lol
Shit like calling a dick a man stick and calling it girthy instead of meaty. Lol
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>>9366053
a e s t h e t i c
why do you want to conform to the restrictive masculine look of modern virilism when you are already free of the hetero-normative sexuality?

>>9366026
>why
ask straight normies meat-eaters, they're the one who push this meme (spoiler: it's an homophobic stereotype)
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>>9366026
Because bring gay means voting liberal, auditing trans rights, eating exclusively soy and fucking animals in public as modern art.

To do otherwise means having internalized homophobia.
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>>9366053
They could be gender nonconforming or drag queens or something, or simply find playing with makeup fun. Undetectable makeup like a bit of concealer or powder should be considered basic grooming imo.
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>>9366086
YASSSSS QUEEN SLAYYYYYY
(but unironically you're right)
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>>9366037
housewife only exists as a choice in countries with highly developed economies which offer high incomes, only then do the majority of women choose to be a housewife, otherwise that option does not exist for women.
>we don't live in burgerstan
Simply implying they don't live in the USA or a rich country where such a possibility even exists. Women when given a choice will choose overwhelmingly to stay at home make babies and not have to work, if the conditions for that don't exist as anons implied, she will have to work hard for the money honey.
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>>9366053
To trick potential sex partners. The same as straight women, or dudes who pass thier bulge.
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>>9366068
>You don't kill got milk or eggs either.
Let me spell it out for your low IQ:
You don't have to lock a man up in a cage to suck his semen.
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>>9366026
Vegans don't eat egg/milk
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>>9366153
>Thinks you have to lock up chickens for free range eggs
>Thinks you have to lock up cows to get milk
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I hate being black.
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>>9366147
>To trick potential sex partners.
No.
Gay guys who dress up like women are doing it as a way of commenting on how society wants to treat them as inferiors/women just because they enjoy sex with men.
It is a form of parody.
Only an idiot would be "tricked" into thinking they are actual women.
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>>9366181
>Thinks cows are free range
>Thinks chickens aren't raised in pens
Its funny because you apparently don't understand why vegans choose not to eat animal products
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>>9366153
There are chickens/cows that are well treated and stays outside.
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>>9366211
>Gay guys who dress up like women
I assumed transvestites feel under trans.
>Parody
Lol no
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>>9366230
Maybe we should tie you up outside and milk you every day.
Would you like that?
(You probably would!)
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>>9366196
Said the yt
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fucking hell all guys in my area are complete trash when can I clone myself?
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>>9366196
I don't hate blacks but I wish they weren't in my country where they don't belong. Also I'm really curious to try the BBC but every time I chicken out because I'm convinced all blacks have HIV
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>>9366048
Not even relevant as it's a matter of principle.
Vegans don't consume animal based products, even in cases where the animal did not suffer and/or died of natural causes, or cases where it's benefical for a species in the long run as is the case with honey.
Why ditch your principles for dick?
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>>9366246
Hey, if there's a market for it, why not?
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>>9366289
oh you should unpack that
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>>9366533
>unpack that
?
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>>9366246
>Maybe we should tie you up outside and milk you every day.
>Would you like that?
unironically asking THIS on 4chan...
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>>9366229
There's a whole industry around cruelty free food. For a small premium (or even adiscount depending on where you are) you can have milk and eggs without guilt. If you're still a vegan, it's because you're dumb and want attention.

There is no reason to be a vegan instead of vegetarian.
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>>9364959
1. Don't wipe so hard

2. Try a little wet toilet paper first before dry.

3. Wipes are nice too (Just make 100% sure they're flush-able or use the wastebin).
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welp, im officially single for the first time in 3+ years
i guess theres some excitement to be found in that
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>>9367310
What happened?
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>>9367316
weve just grown into different people and arent super compatible anymore
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>>9367418
Do you guys didn’t want to put in the work to stay compatible?
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Why are asian gay stereotypes (of being submissive, crossdressing, etc.) so offensive to people, but black gay stereotypes (muh bbc, dominant, always the top) not cared about?
I feel bad for black twinks and bottoms.
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>>9367512
I don't think the asian stereotypes are that offensive. I've known quite a few qt submissive asians.
And lots of black people care about black stereotypes see: >>9366196
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>>9367512
Asian gay stereotypes portray them as being weak while black gay stereotypes portray them as being strong. Both are bad, but it's like how society doesn't care about the stereotype that all Asians are smart. People think that since it's a "positive" stereotype, nothing is wrong with it.
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>>9367537
I dated one too, but I also know a bunch of asian tops who hate the assumptions.
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>blocked on grindr after sending a face pic
h-ha ha jokes on you, you saved me one of my own limited blocks
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>>9367680
I only get ghosted...
dw, after few dozens of times, the pain finally goes away ;___;
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>>9367512
those stereotypes are based on racist views from straight ppl: asians "look" feminine (because they are mostly hairless and smaller bodyframes) so they must be submissive (as view by straight males), while blacks are view as animals (big body, bid dick, have more energy, etc. and are reduced to their animalistic features), etc. They are still reduced to their historic identity: slaves.
Most of gays reproduce these stereotypes, because well we're in a world dominated by heterosexual ppl.
these are stereotypes of course: asians can be hairy, top, dominant, etc. while blacks can be small (eg. east-africans), submissive, etc.
but I think gays are freer because gay sex usually involve sexplay (ie. verse role, dom/sub dynamics can be switched, or crossdressing) and fuck gender and sex norms, more than straight sex.
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>>9367512
as long as they're small and nerdy (and uncut) I don't care what race my bf is
>not that I'll ever get one but still...
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>>9367802
I just prefer chubby weeaboo manlets who would like to be a house husband.
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>>9367680
>>9367699
Iktf
At least I'm attractive from the neck down.
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>>9367512
I mean I do too, I'm white, but it's pretty evident black men aren't allowed to have any femininity, which sucks for those who want to be feminine.
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I've decided I'm not going to be gay anymore
goodbye /gaygen/
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>>9368371
>I've decided I'm not going to be gay anymore
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>>9368381
if you masturbate to straight porn enough, your brain associates the female body with those sexual impulses and it turns you straight
it's science
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>>9368390
what if you just imagine being the girl and turn into a tranny instead?
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>>9368407
gender is not science, you're still biologically a male and your attraction to penises makes you homosexual
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New thread >>9368464
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>>9358749
>Where do you see yourself one year from now?
In exactly the same situation, only even more depressed because I'll have been in it longer.
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>>9358819
ssh, anon, don't feed the trolls
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>>9365621
go and troll the dykes in /clg/ my friend
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>>9358827
you're gay
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>>9359796
Split. I only have a few friends, really. It's funny, actually; both of my (close) female friends are bi, and both of my (close) male friends are gay. One of them is out (and rather flamboyant) and the other doesn't know I know he's gay. He's not out, and I don't think he ever will be. I only know because someone I used to be friends with told me after he confided in him - he's one of the least trustworthy people I've ever met, though I guess it worked in my favour that time. Not that he'd date me or anything.
>tfw obese
>tfw ugly
>tfw no bf ever
/blog
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>>9359035
>literal neckbeard
I was going to make fun of you but I actually just feel bad...
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>>9359053
asia
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My New Years resolution is to tell my straight best friend that I'm in love with him. Not expecting any reciprocation, just need to tell him before these feelings kill me.

What exactly would be the best way to go about this?
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>>9369228
Get drunk and get it all out in the open, destroying the friendship in the process
Worked for me




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