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Porn edition. What's your favorite studio and actor?
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>match a bi-curious straight guy from my city
>talk for a while, they live here
>agree to meet, they're gone on a trip
>they're gone for almost a month now
>visited my city a week ago, been like 300 miles away for a week now
>still keeps messaging me here and there, hasn't replied for couple of days now

What the fuck is up with this shit? I don't think they really live here after all, but I'm too interested to unmatch them just in case
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>>9549208
acted porn makes me deeply uncomfortable
I don't understand how anyone can enjoy something so fake
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>>9549292
>How anyone can enjoy something so fake

That goes for all TV too, why do people watch shit like MTV series?

Amateur porn and real cummies are the best
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>>9549208

It's been funny watching my bf go from 'I really like you too dude but I'm not comfortable with bottoming' to me bending him over and fucking him nearly every weekend. Is it just me or are a lot of 'tops' secretly turned on by being the submissive sometimes? Just something I've noticed
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>>9549282
>>match a bi-curious
Dont
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>>9549108

I'm not degenerate, I just went to dance and then my friends friend passed out while a hundred people had sex and I was waiting with him until they came back.
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why do gays think it's funny to post grindr screenshots of them being a dick?
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>>9549299
Are you implying most porn uses fake cum, Anon?

There are many porn stars who enjoy having sex in front of the cameras and actually get into the fucking.
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>>9549784
""""sass"""" """"culture""""
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>>9549282
ask them
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A man washes his hands either before or after doing his business. If he does it both times, it says a whole lot about his character.
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>co-workers bantering
>Claim we're going to make a fight club
>Flammer gets mad
>If you hit me I'll say you did it because I'm gay and I'll sue and win!
>Immediately convo dies

Why why why do so many guys use the whole "I'm a victim!" excuse, it just stains the community
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>>9549985

>clearly didn't happen
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>>9549985
I would say that as well I need the money.
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Why is Grindr such a shit fucking app?

I can post an ad on Craigslist and have hundreds of men want to fuck me

I can post on /soc or /b and find tons of guys who want to watch me camwhore

I can go on Tinder and get a decent amount of matches from some cute guys with minimal effort

I've had straight guys wanting to date me/tell me they want to fuck my brains out

Yet as soon as I go on Grindr it's like a dry crumpled desert of old farts and entitled twunks.
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>>9549208

So a hypothetical: if another dudes you've been seeing buys you a jockstrap and wants you to wear it whenever you're with him, is it safe to assume that he's expecting you to always bottom?
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>>9550074
>Why is Grindr such a shit fucking app
Scarcity.
On other platforms you're a rarity. On Grindr you're a dime a dozen.
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>>9550074
maybe they just have higher standards there?

but honestly, I've been using fag sites/apps since ~1998, and the homo herd constantly shifts from one place to another. grindr is just naturally losing popularity, and it's always the gross/delusional ones who linger.

I havn't really been paying attention, but I thought scruff and tinder are the ones everyone use now...?
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>>9550128
I thought Scruff was for bears? I'm basically a femboy/twink.

I was using Tinder but my profile got banned for posting too many lewd pics. Got matched with some hot guys though.

I hate that these apps don't let you post lewd photos. My face is like 6-7/10 at best but my body makes up for it so it always feels like I'm showing my worst side.
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>>9550144
I believe there's an option to set what kind of body type/gay archetype you belong to and it matches you with people who are into that
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>>9550144
Yeah. I agree. But I guess it's because they don't want to take the risk of dumbass underage kids posting their own kiddie porn.
I can get 9/10 guys by posting dick pics, but only guys in my actual league if I post my ugly face...
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>>9550183
Iktf
Like 9/10 from the neck down.
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>>9550189
I really miss when adam4adam was popular.. I used to get so much hot ass...
now it's just a bunch of fat old men and disgusting barebacking poz sluts
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>>9549991
But clearly it did
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>>9549985
fem gays are just closet trannies, which, unlike the autistic programmer ones, are actually truly woman-brained.
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>be me
>been two years since my last bf
>decide to try out the dating scene again
>make profiles on most of the apps
>get hit on by a lot of ugly fat guys
>this goes on for a few months
>be really horny one night
>see a slightly cute guy on one of them and start to chat him up
>we plan to meet up for a fuck
>he is fatter than his picture let on but just say fuck it and let him suck me off
>proceed to get one of the best blow jobs I have ever had in my life to the point where Im moaning like a femboi
>he finishes up and leaves
>laying on my bed I'm thinking what the fuck just happened
>he wants to come over again and wants me to fuck him
What should I do? I normally hate fat people.
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>>9550312
Buy some McDonalds to reward him for a good job.

He'll fall in love with you and you can get all the bjs you want in exchange for feeding him.
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>>9550074
When I use it near me I get almost no responses but when I travel I get like 20 responses in 10 minutes
Such cases
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>>9549208

What are the most patrician kinks /gay/gen?
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>>9549208
I'm gay and I don't watch porn. I've never actually watched a foll porno in my life, only a few segments when I was like 13.
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>>9550479
so you're a lesbian?
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>>9550492
Nope, I'm a male. I just don't find plain visuals very arousing.
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>>9550517
so you're a ftm?
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>>9550532
No, I'm a male (male). What's so weird about not liking porn?
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>>9549208
Favorite Actor: Jarec Wentworth
Favorite Studio: Titan Men
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>>9550543
so you're asexual?
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>>9550544
Sucks that he's in prison now
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>>9550544
Too skinny.
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>>9550583
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>>9550448
Smegma covered foreskin.
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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>9549208
I don't think I have a favorite studio, but my favorite porn actor is Jordan Grant from Broke Straight Boys. He's just so cute; shame he never bottomed.

Please rate my tastes in porn actors.

>>9550448
Being impregnated by a slime boy.
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>tfw you are sexting a guy and one upping each other kinks and they go a bit too far.
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>>9550938
>they go a bit too far
Well then rein it back in and let them know your limits.
That's how adults communicate.
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>>9550753
>smegma

>>9550938
is he into cows or something?
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>>9549485
Boobies are cute on hrt guys.
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>>9548255
Yes, everyday, but without the piss. Just lots of thrusting and screaming (me).
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Didn't care for this movie desu

Blade Runner and Shape of the Water was much cuter
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>>9550544
His story just proves how shitty the porn industry is. He probably made $1k per scene that barely covered the flight home but used his celebrity to whore himself out to creepy dudes and once they got tired of his demands put him in jail.

It doesn't surprise me that the majority of pornstars have some criminal record
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>>9551211
*gay porn industry
Should have transitioned
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>>9551225
Straight porn isn't much better and it pays less for males
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>>9550448
>patrician
/k/inks
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>>9548250
>tfw no bf to go ice skating with

why even live. The Olympics just reminded me how [spoiler] fun [/spoiler] it is.
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>anon the bearbies are yours
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>>9551509
>bear
imagine the [spoiler]smell[/spoiler]
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>"where are those mountains anon?"
mfw bf doesn't know the basic geography of the country he lives in for 2 decades
he has a nice tight butt ho
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kill all barafags
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>>9551568

I'm hard
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>>9549972
i too like the shape of water
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>>9552242
U r dum
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>>9552053
stop being a furry
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tfw ywn have a figure skating bf
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>>9552260

Never.

I need a big strong bear bf to get pregnant
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>>9552258
no u

go be gay somewhere else stinky
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>hook up with a really hot guy (at least i thought so)
>show friends his pics
>they say he's gross and looks like an 80 year old meth addict
Really makes me sad I considered him out of my league

also lmao @ all these posters obsessing over figure skating twinks and not lugers or bobsledders
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>>9552423

I'd drag my boypussy through a mile of broken glass just to sniff the sweaty crotch of that suit through a screen
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>>9552437
iktf it makes it even worse when you look at his instagram and you realize he's very aware of how attractive he is
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I find it easier to hook up with guys visiting on '''dating''' apps then people who live nearby

Is this the same for everyone? Just one hookup in a hotel then done
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>>9549868
>Are you implying most porn uses fake cum, Anon?
professional porn is just too perfect and sterile.

I want messy, gross porn where the men cum like animals.
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>>9552360
the fundamental irony of this situation is how all the people trying to shoehorn this stuff in are actually hardcore mtfs to the point of wanting to get pregnant
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how does gay voice happen?
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>>9552423
fagskaters are for dominating
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>>9552423
Now I wanna see your and his pics.
>gross and looks like an 80 year old meth addict
>I considered him out of my league
Maybe you're both right? :^D
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Anyone else here lonely but refuse to lower their standards?
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>>9552966
Not really considering I'm not all that fly my damn self. And thankfully I'm not into male models anyway
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>>9552966
Better than being lonely with low standards and ending up with someone so godawful they teach you why having high standards should have been important, but you end up fucking you life up permanently and not being worth high standards anymore so if you dump the loser you'll just be lonely forever.
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>find guys attractive in the sense that they're cute, but aren't sexually aroused by them until I care about them emotionally
does anyone else know this feel
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>>9552966
Yeah kind of :/
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>>9552999
DEMISEXUAL
>do the right thing and call an ambulance like your trips advise
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>>9552863

Being expressive

masc = monotone, gay = rapid shifts in tone
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would you rather have a swimmer bf or a figure skating bf?
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>>9552966
This has been gaygens problem from the start. Most of the people here that have high standards don't have looks that warrant that attitude.
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>>9553032
What if your standards aren't even that high but all you get is bland people who aren't physically your type?
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>>9552999

I sort of know that feel, except I'm sexually attracted to them until I have sex with them the first time, then I need to get an emotional to have sex a second time

label me hunties
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>>9553026
figure skating
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>>9553026
Either but a figure skater would probably be a smaller cuter guy so I'm leaning towards that
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>>9553026

Swimmer

specifically, alexandre despatie
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>>9553039
Evaluate the type of "gay archetype" you are. Like usually goes with like. I assume you don't look like the kind of person you're into?
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My ex fit my standards perfectly as far as appearance "type", but that taught me a valuable lesson.
Now, as much as I still care about how a guy looks, my standards are focused on personality type.
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>>9552966
I'm lonely because of my massive insecurities
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I would just like to go on record as declaring that I never wanna hear a heterosexual tell me that anal sex is an unnatural way to damage my colon.

Whoever makes that claim did not have the Mexican platter I did tonight. If anal sex is a threat to my colon, quesadillas with chile con carne on the side is nothing short of the weaponization of food.

I've been getting raped every 15 minutes for the last two hours on the toilet. I refuse to be guilted ever again for shoving dicks up my ass when Mexican food remains completely legal.

I've been to some parties where I may have been in some compromised positions and did some things Im not proud of to pay off some drug debts to some drunken narcos and their friends. And maybe I did earn the nickname 'la Caja' in jail. And yeah, maybe there are a few Tyrones from my days of tramping in the alleys of Hialeah that know me better than I like to admit.

But I have never suffered being anally ravaged like I did tonight. Serves me right. I should never trust a Mexican diner that actually has
"Montezuma" in the damn name.

Welp, here we go again.
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>>9553381
I do not understand the "spicy food makes you shit real bad" meme
I eat spicy food all the fucking time and have never had anything weird happen to my shits, and I'm pasty white as fuck
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>>9553388

Your gut flora are better equipped to deal with spicy foods, congrats
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>>9552965
I'd post him but I don't want to be one of those gays that doxxes people from grindr unless it's sanctioned
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>>9552849
why dont u want manly bear XD
meanwhile any male over 25 and 170lb is a rapist for making eye contact with a woman
imagine if you tried that shit with a woman, imagine if you suggested that Becky Buzzfeedberg ought to lend her boipussy(female) to some ogre for uhhhh reasons
they'd have to bury you in secrecy so your grave don't get violated
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>>9553518
this is why i'm glad i'm gomosexual
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>>9553518
this is gaygen, stop babbling about women you dumb queer.
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>>9553539

this desu
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>>9553539
stop noticing things and enjoy having your anus used as a sexual market subsidy because human dignity doesn't apply to you
there is a limited supply of human dignity, you see, and if you use it all up then there will be none for @hunk_bug_turd and she won't be able to make her patreon parody VN
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>>9553589
why are you referencing some obscure shit and expecting us to know what you're talking about?
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>>9553600
as ursula k. leguin once said, if you're reading it, it's for you
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>>9553589
It would be okay if it translated to greater acceptance of the neckbeard body type, but it doesn't. Just "go fap to a tagame pissrape doujin, nerd" then back to bagging on the sysadmins. god i love the fucking internet. i love how Cat Person can get you a book deal. love. love.
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do pictures of your own dick turn you on?
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>>9553827

yeah my dick is pretty hot, good proportions and uncut
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>>9549693
I know but still it's interesting to see if they come around

>>9549945
>ask them

You can't just ask people things, jesus christ anon

Besides you are never supposed to double text and appear like an idiot, right?

They still aren't around here, I would have deleted tinder by now and I'm close to unmatching them, it's annoying
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>>9551211
tom is so hot, especially now that he's a bit heavier
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>>9553936
some guys like it when you cut the shit and go straight to the point
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Any bottoms out there like taking it dry? I'm having some mixed feelings about this because I recently made a fuck buddy, but he never wants me to use lube. I'm afraid it's hurting him, and it makes me uncomfortable thinking that he might be a masochist.
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>>9554238
or you might have a tiny pencil dick, and any lube is unnecessary......
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Lord it is warm! Devil farted thick today.
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>>9554212
Actually it's me that's gotten straight to the point and proposed a meet (which they agreed to), but I can't get a straight answer about when they're going to be here and so on. I don't want to be a dumbass and keep begging either, because I've been fucking dumb in the past and have become cynical

They're still 300 miles away god knows fucking where and updated a photo now that I just checked. I kind of want to unmatch them but I can't get to it FUCK
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>>9554453
stop
using
they/them
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>>9554523
Ah fuck, made that mistake again. I'm not a native speaker and learned to use "they" when talking third person
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>>9554559
but why were you taught this? just curious
are you east asian?
he, she, it for singular third person
they for plural third person
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>>9554568
Not Asian, European. I can't remember whether they taught us to use they or if I picked it up by accident

I'll try to remember from now on, cheers
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>>9549985
This post is clearly made to offend homosexuals like myself. See you in court, bigot
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>>9554523
Dont assume gender
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>>9554523
why not it's grammatically correct
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>>9554627
Just because a sentence is gramatically correct, doesn't mean it is syntactically. It's only less bad than switching 'you' and 'I' just because it's also gramatically correct.
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>>9554640
Or rather it's not correct semantically in this case would be better to say.
That's why people agree on common definitions of words. So I don't have to read they and think if he's meeting up for an orgy.
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>>9553388

Its not necessarily spice. It can be simply the mix of ingredients and how the person reacts to them. Cheese, beans, beef fat and tomato paste, for example. Mexican is just where they happen to converge.

Technically, you arent necessarily ill, just uncomfortable with the effects from your body naturally processing this odd medley of foods. The minute this or that enzyme survives the intestines all the way to the colon alongside hearty bacteria and excess food, the result is super-growth, which converts the foods into gas. This excess volume pressurizes the intestinal wall to inflate, and now the inner surfaces cant properly make contact with the food, further impeding digestion, which allows more food to exist for the bacteria, causing a chain reaction. The intestinal wall needs to be able to contact the food and it cant if there is air separating it.

Peristaltic movement doesnt work on air, so now you have interruptions in the flow as well. The whole time this is going on, food is sitting there not being digested, the bacteria are having a party, the colon is stretching and the body tries harder to keep supplying a flow of liquid and enzymes, which now causes a flood inside as well.

So as this circular chain reaction continues, at some point, something has to give. When the air pressure is high enough that your colon treats it as though it were a solid and begins elimination, by that time its pressurized liquid and the experience of rapid elimination.... well, you know....
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>>9551211

Oh I remember that guy now, the tatoos. One of those man of a thousand faces types.

What happened to him? All the web is showing me is that he has some bullshit assault charge. You cant really call that criminal. People often get in fights and cops get called. And lets be fair, cops love a chance to hassle a homo.
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>>9554672

I meant what happened to Faulk, not that other guy. Faulks twitter seems to be running.
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is masturbation a fetish?
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>>9552838
Having watched tons of porn both profession and amateur, I can't really say there's any difference in how people cum...
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>>9553936
honestly I'd say if it's causing you that much distress, either ask them or unmatch them. It sounds like they might be playing some sort of game, and that doesn't sound worth getting involved in.
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>>9553936
what he said >>9554750
either someone is interested enough to be real and show legit interest and want to meet, or they are not really interested and you should just move on. there isn't really an in-between area where you have to talk someone into it and it actually be worth the trouble. there are a lot of faggots who just want to jerk you around and waste your time because they're using the apps for some kind of validation or to kill time or whatever.
him being bi kinda implies a lot, like I imagine he's entertaining some vague fantasy of wanting to have sex with a dude and is enjoying playing pretend with you online where it can stay a fantasy, but he actually doesn't have the guts to actually go through with it, and even if he did get horny enough to try something, he'd probably regret it as soon as he came and then block you and never talk to you again or some bullshit... probably also has a girlfriend/wife, which explains why he keeps disappearing.
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>>9551211

>how shitty the porn industry is. He probably made $1k per scene

Lets be fair: how much should a guy expect to get paid for nutting in hot guys
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>>9551202

I havent seen it and dont think I would like it.

Frankly, all the gay themes are played out completely.

First it was the 'run away with the gay circus' counter-culture movies like Warhols, and frankly his pretty much sucked ass but for a few. There were a lot of 'under the radar' gay characters in movies for a while, usually villain-lite.

Then came all the crap in the eighties with fifty million ways to whine about AIDS.

Then after came all the dozens of coming out stories. I guess I have to give Fierstein credit for Torch Song and Waters for comedy, sort of.

And then we got all the art house movies which is fine if you like art-house but no matter how good they may be, they arent commercially driven or marketable.

This came with all the white-washing later, where people are trying to make gay movies for straights, maybe the dumbest thing ever (exception being Birdcage)

And love stories, which even gays dont wanna watch, probably because the idea exposes some contradictions in the lifestyle. 'Love' is a youth theme which makes people uncomfortable. No one wants to watch a movie about a 40 year old man finding love again with a 30 year old man because even Hollywood cant make a long term gay relationship in middle age believable. Which is how you end up with hybrids like 'Call me.."

If a movie focuses on the gayness of a character, its a gay movie. If its just a gay character, its not exceptional enough to notice. It sort of demonstrates how little there really is to say about the lifestyle, with maybe exception to "Party Monster"...
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>>9554932


.. And thats sort of the point. To make it interesting, it has to be transgressive. Straight people bitch that its obscene, gay people bitch that it portrays EVERYONE as villainous. You even have people bitching now about the ACS show about the murder of Versace, and its reportedly a damn good production.

You just cant win. Either it has to be politically white washed and dull, or too trite or nominal to notice.

Personally I love gay villains, or better, ambiguously gay villains like "Murder by Numbers". I guess I have to acknowledge 'Talented Mr Ripley' too, but thats pretty old too.

I might recommend "Jailbait' (2004 Michael Pitt & Stephen Adly Guirgis). Hardly a love story, but damn well acted for a movie thats all dialogue and never leaves a prison cell. More homosexual than really 'gay'.

I'd link the trailer on Youtube but the trailer is the utter try-hard shit you've come to expect from gay cinema that is over-the-top-corny and clueless to how its perceived. It doesn't do the film justice at all.
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>>9554960
tldr. gay themes should be taboo!!!
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>>9554787
>>9554750
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to wait a few more days before asking anything, but if they don't give anything concrete I'll just remove them (and Tinder along with it, so sick of it by now)
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>>9554360
Nah, my dick is maybe 1/2 inch longer than average, and average girth.
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>be male "roastie"
>want to settle down now at age 28
>all gaygen boys are incredibly shallow and rude
Is there even any hope to find a good guy any ore or are you all /pol/ influenced cuck monkeys?
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>>9555449
you're the second r9k retard I've seen here calling yourself a "roastie"

unless your butthole has been pounded so hard and stretched out so loose by hundreds of huge black cocks that your intestines are now hanging outside of your body in long roast beef looking flaps, then you are not a fucking "roastie" you goddamnmotherfuckingcocksucking imbecile.
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>>9555468
>r9k
But im not a virgin
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>>9555449
>male "roastie"
you mean ftm?
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>>9555449


I believe the Straight men have a word for this: 'incel'.

Everyone wants to 'settle down' when... IT HAPPENS TO YOU

And now my /lgbt/ disclaimer:

"The text posted above is an example of a literary style from the 20th century that was called a "joke". It is not intended for use by millenials who may experience heart palpitations, dizziness, nausea and apoplexy during gentle ribbing by trifling, light hearted humor posted on the internet. If you read the above and are an /lgbt/ janitor, do not become alarmed; it's a post, not a weapon of mass destruction that needs reported to mods and defused. If you are a spaz, or what is now medically labeled an 'autist', seek your comfort animal immediately and contact your therapist for guidance and further treatment. You may wish to cringe to signal your dissatisfaction and relieve discomfort until help arrives." © 10-2018
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>>9555468

>implying any of that is bad
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>>9555525
>If you read the above and are an /lgbt/ janitor, do not become alarmed; it's a post, not a weapon of mass destruction that needs reported to mods and defused. If you are a spaz, or what is now medically labeled an 'autist', seek your comfort animal immediately and contact your therapist for guidance and further treatment.
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>>9555552
>t. Spaz comfort animal
Thank god you didnt get digits either
>>9555555
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>>9555595
>never been this close to those kind of digits

im sad now youre mean i hate you
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>>9555595
gib digits pls
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>>9555604
no digits? shucks..
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>>9555601
Oh no a frogfag hates me
Nothing of value was lost
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>>9555631
stop being a meanie and posing scary gifs please
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What should I get my bf for Valentine's Day? I'm going to be meeting him this weekend (LDR) and while I plan on cooking him a good meal and showing him the progress I've made from working out, I wanna do something for him on the day of as well. Maybe write him poetry or something like that?
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>>9555601

I have no digits, only funny froggies. Hope you feel better.
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>>9555775
>LDR

Well, there's your problem.

When you get a live-in wench, you will give him money to go shopping.

Its an ancient trick for getting them out of the house for the weekend. I think that's how most marriages survive, actually.

Its hard to say what to get him without knowing anything about him.

I like to get people roquefort cheese. Its moldy, smells like dirty gym clothes and tastes like ass. That way they stay away when the next gift-giving holiday comes around and I don't have to buy them anything ever again.

The best part is that its so awful that you can't tell if its spoiled, so you can stock up on it for a year.

Which might be why my granny sent me canned pulpo on my birthday. I think the old bat is on to me.
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>>9555844
you sound like a great catch anon
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Uggh. I fucked my butt too hard last night.
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>>9549208
>Who's your favorite porn actor?
pic related
fight me!
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>>9555775
Chocolate. <3
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>>9555918
It's the best. <3
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>>9555918
Disgusting.
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>>9555775
let him piss on you?
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>>9556201
there's no better sign youre in love with someone than allowing them to piss on you, I guess
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>>9555884
He's my favorite too. He's like 5' nothing.
He makes his costar look hueg.
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>>9556078
No, u.
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What does gaygen think of Elon Musk?
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>>9557108
I wanna smell him
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>>9557108
he cute
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Why is it so easy to tell when a guy is gay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvSqcgxMK0
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why doesn't he just come out?
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>>9557191
no clue, hes not working for Sony anymore is he? no reason to have to be """kid friendly""""
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>>9557186
please
everyone hates me

>>9557197
hes past gay death sis

>>9557117
>>9557159
yuck
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>>9555504
don't be gross
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>>9557340
>hes past gay death sis
He's a celebrity anon. There are gays already lining up to suck his dick and fuck his ass, age isn't an issue.
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>>9549208
Makoto from G@mes/Hunk-ch
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Just filled my bf up with cum


>>9549208

>fav studio

Atm Sketchy Sex. I like the complete amateur degenerative vibe and creampies..Eli Hunter..Oh yeah
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>>9555064
Sorry for spamming, but how the fuck should I ask this guy without seeming like a total idiot? I've already replied to their message last week but they never replied back

>Hey, are you going to be in my town anytime soon?

I want to unmatch them but can't get to it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ItF0CcJBN4
how do brits feel about the word 'faggot' when it's also the name for a staple food?
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>>9557702
Uncle roy looks like a faggot
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>watching reality show with mom
>gay guy tells the story about how he and his wife divorced and how he later met a guy who became his husband
> mom says ‘Oh no’ when she first realises where his story is going and ‘gross’ when he mentions how he had experimented with guys in his teens and always knew he wasn't completely straight
goddamnit
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>>9558189
You can think gays are gross and still be pro-LGBT.
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>>9558197
she voted no in our same sex marriage survey last year
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>>9557340
>Doesn't want to experience the Musk musk.
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>>9558203
You can oppose SSM and still be pro-LGBT, especially considering the circumstances of the vote if you're from the country I think you are.
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>>9558207
take my word for it, she is anti-homosexuality for religious reasons and vocally disapproves of it whenever it shows up anywhere. It physically repulses her.
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>>9558221
>It physically repulses her.
That's my point >>9558197 It can repulse you and you can still be pro-LGBT.
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>>9558225
She is not pro LGBT though, you're not making a point here
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>>9558189
My family couldent do shot when I came out because I had been terrorising them for years with shouting and arguments

Being a angry asshole has its benefits
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>>9558271 #
Being a straight man is actully really hard

t. guy who went prison gay after repeated failures to get girls because standards of masculinity required to date a straight women are far too high


Like seriously. It was never fun. And so unrewarding. Until I discovered being gay was a lot easier and I didn't have to be smart or interesting or manly to impress a guy. Just needed to be cute by male standards and willing to bottom.

Almost a decade of heterosexual failure and awkwardness trying to get a gf, barely a month of trying the gay scene and I had a bf.

Women will forever be aliens to me for sure though. They are the most bizarre creatures I've ever met and if it wasn't for your reproductive capabilities. I'd wonder why they even existed.

I don't think I'm a real gay though. I've never orgasmed from sex with a guy, i just like making my partner happy and getting human touch and contact in return
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>>9557417
>Just filled my bf up with cum
Jelly
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>>9558362
It was super fun anon.
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>>9558366
What is honestly so baity about being a failed straight male

I was attracted to girls and through repeated failures conditioned myself to be gay in order to get cuddles and kisses from ANY human being. At that point I didn't care about gender.

The sex was a fair exchange for human contact and bonding.
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>>9558387
this gaygen not sadgen

Sashay Away
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>>9558406
being sad is an integral part of being gay
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>>9558406
But I'm not sad. I'm just sharing how my homosexuality formed out of the failure of my heterosexuality
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>>9558347
>I don't think I'm a real gay though. I've never orgasmed from sex with a guy, i just like making my partner happy and getting human touch and contact in return
that sounds so sad.
[spoiler]and I think I'm in the same position, although I find the idea of gay sex more rewarding compared to straight sex[/spoiler]
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>>9558492
I find it enjoyable don't get me wrong. But there's no penile orgasm or pleasure relating to that. I get an emotional reward because it's intimate and my partner is happy and I helped them orgasm
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I'm sure bf has knitted me a gay scarf for Valentine Day… feelsbadman: I wanted to break up with him this week :/

>>9557191
he's bi so of course he won't come out
>>9558347
lmao nobody forced you to bottom or be a submissive bitch: you could have be a top/dom and fuck gays, but naaah
you're just a fag, or at least quite bi too
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>>9558550
Oh I can't dom top because that requires confidence and I have essentially no ability to really perform sexually like that
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>>9549985
This literally didn't happen and is an attempt to make some r/4chan frontpage story about
>woe is me I hate having to be pc, read my totally real greentext story about how the pc agenda has gone too far ;_;
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>it's going to be a year, at least, before my shit gets to the level of unfuckedness where I will be confident in being fuckable.
>furiously edge myself every day while watching porn of what I'm going to do when that day comes, and only allow myself to orgasm about once a week, using all my pent-up sexual energy towards self-improvement
>tfw feel better than I have in my entire life
>tfw also feel like I'm going insane and about to have a heart attack
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>>9558917
Sounds believable to me. But I just had to take a mandatory class on diversity and inclusion in order to graduate.

Vocal sjw types are rare, but they're not just internet boogeymen.
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>>9558572
thats why you couldn't get a gf. its not alien rocket science
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I'm normally a rather self-confident dude, but why in hell do I turn into a submissive houseplant whenever I come across a hot guy? How do I fix this?
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>>9559006
This. I accidentally got a few gf's.
>>9559086
Why try to fix it? It's part of who you are. Embrace it.
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>>9559092
>Why try to fix it?
Because I'm not hot enough to have anyone ask me out, and being a petrified wimp doesn't help making the first step and winning hearts over.
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>>9559105
That seems like more of a question about not being hot enough, instead of not being dominant/confident enough.

Eat right and hit the gym. Pretty much everyone can be a 6-7 if they put the effort in.
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>>9559157
And then I'm hot, and either: a) the hot guy hits on me and I melt under his gaze, or b) I still have to find a way to overcome my crippling beta-ness to ask him out.
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>>9559220
fucking duh, anon.
alpha guys are made in gyms.
get fit and the problem will take care of itself.
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>>9558387
I don't see how not getting a girlfriend could make you gay
I've never had a boyfriend and I'd never settle for a woman just for companionship

>>9558550
>I wanted to break up with him
why?
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>>9559220
>hot guy hits on me and I melt under his gaze
Hot guys are used to this.
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>>9559466
Prison straight here, i discovered i was gay at 17 but have been unable to secure a bf. Now im really hitting it off with this girl.. I dunno how some of you think it's hard to be with a girl when gay men are so fucking shallow and awful
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>>9559662
it's not hard when i'm with a girl.. that's why I'm gay.

but you have fun with that.
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>>9558537
Don't you like masturbating anally by urself?
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>>9558347
Me too. I don't feel gay, I just really want to bottom and be submissive.
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>the ideal future with your bf
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>>9558953
>Think about going for a few days without fapping
>Fap later that night
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>>9559750
A cute boy told me to stop fapping for the night because it was part of my feeling dizzy
But im just gonna jerk off now so
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>>9559744
fuck off aiden
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>>9559753
I didn't know someone could get dizzy from fappage.
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>>9558362
No, it was cum.
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>>9559662
but >>9559702 this though
what about the whole physical attraction thing
you must be bi if anything
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>>9549208
I don't follow studios or actors. I usually prefer amateur or furry.
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>>9559766
It's a mix off loss of life essence, and low blood pressure
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>>9559787
Oh, strange.
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>>9559784
>implying i am biscum
Kys
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>>9559794
Cumming too much really. I gotta get back into edging
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>>9559809
>'gay guy'
>pursuing a girl
>claims to not be bi
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>>9559848
You got me. I'm a homoromantic bisexual publicly dominant bathroom submissive bedroom dominant cute bottom looking for an attractive publicly submissive bathroom dominant bedroom submissive top boyfriend
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>>9559750
I jerk constantly, I just don't orgasm.
About once a day the pressure building up gets to be too much and a little cum will leak out with the pre-cum.. but it just causes a little tickle in my balls and I stay hard and horny after.
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>>9559856
I'm half-bath submissive en-suite dominant
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>>9559856
>tfw no findom bathroom submissive bf to cry about what a faggot they are in the bathroom, after they cash rape you.
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>>9559948
>>9559897
What i mean is i get stomach cramps when igotta shit and sometimes it's real bad. I need a bf who can be on the other side of the door tocomfort me while i destroy the toilet
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>>9549208

>be me
>have this FWB
>bored one day well watching some bizarre winter sport
>decide it would be interesting to make a bet
>lose said bet
>fuck.jpg
>to cut a long story short, I now have to wear a chastity cage for a week

Any advice or tips?
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>>9559989
>Any advice or tips?
Let him fuck you while you wear it.
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>>9560024

Meh, I probably will but we kinda have an interesting dynamic going on atm where we both try and vie for dominance and if I come begging for sex while caged, he's going to try and make it as humiliating as possible. It's only for a week so I'll see if I can get by without him.
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>>9560041
>he's going to try and make it as humiliating as possible.
So?
If you've got the vying for dominance dynamic, make him pay for it when the time is up.
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>>9559970
I just want a small publicly dominant bedroom submissive bf
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College is obliterating my mental health. I feel like I'm a rat, living like an animal. Things are just absolutely fucked right now and it's only going to get worse for the next two years of my life.
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>>9560607
>College is obliterating my mental health
Why?
I agree but I'm also working full time.
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I cannot even spend time with friends because every time I do something unrelated to school I get really anxious because I feel that I'm neglecting my responsibilities, and I am. I just really want this thing to be done with, but there is more, always there is more. I'm just gonna order some pizza, pray, and work on this paper. Hopefully I can relax a little.
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>>9560618
Because I'm not that smart and I'm working 20 - 30 hours weekly, my program is very intellectually and physically challenging and I constantly feel behind. It's like hell. It's not good.
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>>9560639
I can relate. Trying to keep up on work and class work makes my head want to explode.
>physically challenging
The fuck are you doing?
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>>9560639
I don't know how to explain. Like physically is challenging because I have to dedicate much time to school.
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>>9560629
>Hopefully I can relax a little.
Just set goals and stick to them.
If I meet all my goals for three days I let myself watch 30 minutes of Netflix.
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>>9559787
>life essence
absolute fucking bullshit
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>>9560607
Find some pareto efficient level of effort and don't worry about it. "D's get degrees" and all that. I was valedictorian in HS, and got straight C's in college. No one cares about your college GPA if you're in a high-demand field. I had a great gig in less than 90 days, even after procrastinating applications until the last minute before graduation.
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You should take it as a compliment
That I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk
You should think about the consequence
Of your magnetic field being a little too strong
And I got a boyfriend, he's older than us
He's in the club doing, I don't know what
You're so cool, it makes me hate you so much (I hate you so much)
Whisky on ice, Sunset and Vine
You've ruined my life, by not being mine
You're so gorgeous
I can't say anything to your face
'Cause look at your face
And I'm so furious
At you for making me feel this way
But, what can I say?
You're gorgeous
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Anyone got dating advices for a nervous wreak like me?

Usually when some guy messaged me, I just couldn't respond back. Especially when it's really a cute guy and didn't want to fuck up the opportunity.
I really need to come out of the closet. Any help is appreciated.
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The overwhelming consensus of the Internet is that traps are indeed gay.

Would you date a trap?

Would you date a trans girl?

Will trans women have an easier time dating gay men than "straight men"?
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>>9561396
any dysphoria is an instant no
let alone if they have the open wound """""vagina"""""
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>>9560386
I can be that desu
>original poster
My post is just a meme at the end of the day. Id rather have someone who can take care of me at home. I dont want to adult all the time :c
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>>9561396
Nope, nope and nope
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>>9561396
>reddit spacing
The most id do for a tgirl is giver 'her' a handjob without looking at her or away from whatever my other hand is doing
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>>9561396
Traps are straight because they’re a straight male fetish
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>>9561396
Maybe, no, and maybe
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>>9561454
>maybe
If you're gay and would date a trans girl you're not gay, you're filthy biscum and need to go back to your greedy jew gen
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>>9561465
a trap is not a trans
a trap is just a mega faggot
trans is ultra mega uber faggot
i mean the boy i'm hooking up with gets mistaken for a girl sometimes but i like him and he's still hot even though he's fem
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>>9561479
>femboys and traps are the same thing
You need to go /b/ack
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I fucking love this record. I really only bumped this and The Predator but I have some of his other CDs. I liked Bow Down too but that's not really a Cube CD.
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>>9561487
i never said anything about a femboy though
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>>9561465
>If you're gay and would date a trans girl you're not gay
trans "girls" are men go back to your trannyshit generals
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>>9559744
>tfw no peritonitis bf
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>>9561500
yeah there's that too but personally trannies a lot of times have tits which is a big turn off for obvious reasons
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>>9561396
no
no (maybe an ftm, but probably not)
depends on how well they pass
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>>9561500
if they have had the genital surgery they are no longer normal men
People attracted to post-op trans are pansexual
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>>9561537
i mean if you want to fuck a mutilated skin flap that can't bear children i really don't think you can call yourself gay. and pansexuality is a meme, fucking lamps and horses is not a sexuality, it's the kind of thing a maniac does
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>>9561537

http://www.strawpoll.me/15070047


poll, would you date a transgirl who looked like this(different hair and glasses and lighting but it belongs to the same girl).
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>>9561548
pansexual is a necessary category to account for trans people
since trans people aren't just regular males or females
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>>9561553
this is a thread for gay people
why would you expect any of us to date someone that presents as a girl?
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Need advice guys, planning on having sex this weekend with a guy who's a virgin, I 100% know he's never been fucked in the ass so what are the odds off me getting an STD if we go along with unprotected sex?
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>>9561548
>i mean if you want to fuck a mutilated skin flap that can't bear children i really don't think you can call yourself gay
some actually fuck real vaginas on ""men"" and still call themselves gay so why not?
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>>9561555
you are either male or female although trans aren't really either. i would only ever use the main 3 sexualities because when i think pansexual i think maybe he likes to fuck the rubber on his tires or nut on his goldfish, it could literally by anything at all. i would just label anyone who fucks trans as biscum to avoid confusion
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>>9561561
they're retards nigga. what kind of gay male doesn't like dick. that's literally so stupid. even though i'm a top i love playing with my bottom's dicklet, i can't imagine wanting to put my peepee in a cunthole
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>>9561558

because yes the vast majority of gays would want fuck all to do with transwomen. But theres a segment of gay guys who think transwomen should "just be men". Is being gay that boring that gay faggots want to troll transwomen into being something they dont want to be?
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>>9561561
those people are literally delusional and don't understand their sexuality
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>>9561571
nigga pls go to /b/ with your tranny fetish bullshit
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>>9561561
They’re gay men with a fetish for being converted, just like how trannies are straight people with a conversion therapy fetish
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>>9561571
>Is being gay that boring that gay faggots want to troll transwomen into being something they dont want to be?
on the off chance they don't write you off instantly, they want you to fix your life before you spiral to suicide from cutting your dick off and having an open wound you need to dilate daily in order for it to not close up
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>>9561574

Not from /b/, just asking that question because some guys like this >>9561576
exist
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>>9561560
is he a drug addict
does he drink other people's blood regularly
has he even sat on the same toilet seat as someone who has HIV or AIDS
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>>9561560
....anyone?
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>>9561581
You cannot deny this is the truth
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>>9561582
No, no and probably not.
Aren't there any other diseases aside from HIV and AIDS you can catch though?
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>>9561589
I mean if he's not sexually active or a drug addict you literally have nothing to worry about. idk why you are deadset on not wearing a rubber though
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>>9561585

get a life faggot, go fuck drag queens if your so obsessed with trannies.
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>>9561560
do you want shit in your peehole?
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>>9561451
>liking dick is a "straight" male fetish
Nice try
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>>9561595
I guess just because I know this person doesn't have an STD and it'll feel nicer

>>9561599
He has an enema thing
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>>9561609
do you trust a virgin to not miss anything on their first try?
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>>9561603
penis literally ranks higher than vagina on the attraction scale for straight men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
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>>9561609
so uhhh if you know he doesn't have an STD why are you even asking
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>>9561629
Mainly because I'm a retard and just looking for assurance
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>>9561629
it's very common for sex ed to involve scaring kids into thinking that any unprotected sex can lead to an STD
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>>9561639
it's ok, im a retard also
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>>9561648
but it literally can
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>>9561657
if neither of you are currently infected with something though?
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>>9561661
im just fucking with you ya big ol goofball
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One thing I like about gays is that they always want to fuck me even when I bulk.

They really do like fat hairy men even if they won't admit or it or even conscious of it.
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>>9561916
/thread
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>>9561916
Not all gays
More than a moderate amount of body hair and i just want to throw up
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>>9561440
:)
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>>9562133
the constant shittery on the part of the future tonkatsu squad is pretty close to hitting my "cause problems" threshold

fun fact: it is impossible to be prosecuted for beating the shit out of a fat man
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>>9561617
>penis literally ranks higher than vagina on the attraction scale for straight men
That's pathetic.
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Why does my brain love being gay? Why does my heart flutter when I kiss my boyfriend and get cuddles?

Why do I feel so safe with his arms wrapped around me while I sleep. And snuggle into his chest and nuzzle into his neck?

Why does it feel so fucking good to love and be loved by a man?
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How do i discreetly ask my friend if he wants to be fwb? Neither of us is out of the closet and i have no clue what he thinks of gays. You guys know how to go about this right?
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who wants to watch Ru Paul's Drag Race with me?

>>9561617
than you based misogynist patriarchy \o/
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>>9562292
what kind of physical contact have you had with him before? Do you ever hug, rest on him or shit like that?
because you should at least test the grounds with that to see if he'd even theoretically be up for it
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>>9552263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kGp7oK4VoU
why is he so perfect?
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>>9562153
>implying anyone on gaygen can fight
Most of you people are limp wrist skinny sissies that border on being trannies especially the ones in the discord group.
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>>9562352
Its true
I love being a soppy faggit
I just melt when I am with guys
I get to feel like a girl
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Happy Valentine's Day gauge and I hope you have someone special to spend it with...

Hehe
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>>9562292
>Neither of us is out of the closet and i have no clue what he thinks of gays.
I don't understand this. What could he possibly think of gays if he's gay himself.
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>>9562397
what I assume anon means is that he's not even sure if he's gay
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So I've been fingering myself in the ass after douching for a while now and it feels good, but I keep getting hints of 'oh fuck I'm gonna shit all over the place' even though I know there's no chance of it happening. Like my asshole will feel like shit's about to come out of it and it takes me out of the moment. Is this a phase where my asshole isn't prepared yet or is this a regular part of anal sex I have to get used to?
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>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-43062264
ugh
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is armpit hair hot when your chest is shaven?
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>>9560607
relatable! I'm in university (four year college) and I feel the same
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>>9562711
Yes, if you keep it short. Never shave your armpits unless you're going to a fresh, twinky look
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