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BEHOLD! A MAN!
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>>11597271
Fuck off sneering
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>>11597271
>tfw you troll Plato, epicstyle >:)
not so smart now, are you ya great big dumb pedo?
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the original shitposter
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>>11597271
>Students are in their seats, Plato begins his lecture
>Suddenly, the door swings open
>it's Diogenes
>25 minutes late to class
>"Oh my God Becky, is he holding a dead chicken?"
>"Like, is that his lunch or something?"
>"He's so weird"
>Diogenes sits at a desk in the back, leaning awkwardly backwards and bouncing his knee up and down
>He gets up quickly, knocking his thigh on the desk with a clunk
>Everybody turns around and looks
>Plato stops talking
>Diogenes walks to the front of the class, stumbling part way through
>"Oh God, not again"
>Diogenes holds up his plucked chicken
>"B-behold, a m-m-man!" His voice breaking
>Eyes roll and audible groans are heard throughout the class
>Diogenes slams the chicken on the table, it slips off, so he bends down, picks it up, and puts it back on the table
>He walks out, masturbating
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Diogenes is the Limp Bizkit of philosophy
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>>11597400
Hot damn, who is this qt?
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>>11597405
Limp Bizkit was the most important rock act of the late 90s

They also own, and rule
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>>11597411
Ana De Armas

>>11597412
The Biz pwns! L337 HaXXors
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>>11597400
>>25 minutes late to class
lol
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>>11597417
t. did not fuck in high school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
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>>11597271
diogenes would just be arrested today and it makes me sad
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>>11597400
I can imagine very very primitive people acting this out. lol
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>>11597271
How was Diogenes so based?
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>>11597859
No just see the state of San Francisco, crazy fuck walk araund no one gives a fuck.
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>>11597400
kek, typical Platonist cope
here's how it really went down
>Students are in their seats, Plato begins his lecture
>Suddenly the door is flung open
>it's Diogenes
>he's not late because he didn't even know this shit was going on, just came by on a whim
>Becky is not present, neither are any other Jezebels since the Ancient Greeks knew what was up and understood that one of the principle requirements for a productive learning environment is being surrounded by nothing but cocks
>all of the qt twinks mirin the dead, plucked chicken that the big D has swinging like his dick from the front of his toga
>Diogenes shits on one of the desks in the back
>Plato tries to act like he can't see shit and starts sweating like a bitch
>Everybody turns around and looks
>Plato is forced to stop talking
>Diogenes saunters to the front of the class, slapping a few boipuccis on the way down
>"Oh gods, not again" a very nervous Plato whines to himself
>Diogenes holds up his plucked chicken
>"Behold, Sokrates' man!", his voice booming with virility and gnosis
>Eyes expand as erotic groans are heard throughout the class, all being in awe of such cutting, ontological and semiotic insight
>Diogenes tosses the chicken in Plato's face
>He walks out, masturbating
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>>11598110
I wrote the original, this was an A+ response giving it another viewpoint.
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>>11598052
>crazy fuck walk round no one give fuck
>t. San Francisco
FIGURES
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>>11598110
And then the whole class clapped.
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>>11598110
>ontological and semiotic insight
kek
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>>11598110
>oh gods
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>>11598121
A dog fuck your grandmother, butthurt Platonist
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>>11597400
fuck, why is she so perfect?
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>>11598724
she looks like a total bitch desu
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>>11598743
You sound like you got bullied in high school by someone who looks like her.
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>>11598750
not really, she just looks like a total bitch desu
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>>11598724
Makeup, styled hair, good photographing equipment, photographer/model who knows their shit with angles and all that, and obviously photoshop.
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cringe meme
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>>11597400
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>>11598110
Utterly basado y rojopillo
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>>11597400
>tfw I was the Diogenes in school
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>>11598886
god I love crying women
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>>11597400
>They both have the exact same ending
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>>11597400
I AM diogenese the good
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>>11597400
>>11598724
>tfw meddi gf




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