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>Albert Camus
>Al-bert Cay-muhs
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>Nietzsche
>nee-chee
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>Ca-Moo
>Neet-chuh
>Dosto-Yev-Skee
>Fock-ner
>Hugh-mmm
>Soc-ruh-teez
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>>12050080
Al-Beir Kamoo
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>>12050092
>nich
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>>12050080
Owlbear Cumoo
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>Yay-zoos
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>don quicksoat
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>jack lawn-dawn
>james joy-chee
>JD Sal-linger
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>>12050156
Wtf who says this
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>mish-el hoo-el-beck
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>>12050165
Ive heard it a couple times
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>>12050156
Quicks-oat-tea
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>keekero
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>>12050113
>So-crates
I've heard that one before and died inside
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>Play-doh
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EL ETERNO ANGLO INTENTANDO PRONUNCIAR PALABRAS NO ANGLOSAJONAS...
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>Haygle
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>>12050165

British People
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>>12050283
The eternal anglo pronouncing non-anglo-saxon words, if my spanish is correct. We're not all anglos, though. I'm a celt.
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>pronounces Homer like Homer Simpson
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>>12050113
How is Dostoyevsky pronounced?
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>>12050080
>García MarquÉz
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>>12050733
What is your native language?
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>>12050080
>calls Marcus Antonius "Mark Anthony"
Shakespeare is to blame.
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dōn kwee-häh-té
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>>12050767
English and Cork Gaelic. Went to Spain, learnt some Spanish, and tried French but found it to be a shit language. Spanish is kind of useless unless you live near Spain, and even then there are many different variations depending on where you are. I can't read chans about Venezuela, for example, and Valencia is just weird.
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>>12050801
Donkey ho tay
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>eintausendneunhundertvierundachtzig
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>>12050080
Aлбep Кaми
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>>12050740
Dos-to-je-vski.
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>>12050080
KahMOOSE
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PROWST
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>>12050733

>I'm a Celt

Da iawn!
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>>12050980
>wales
It's like what the anglos wanted Ireland to be, worst reality. I'm actually a bit Welsh, but they were dissidents anyways
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>>12050080
>Nietzsche
>Nyehts-chay
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High degger
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>>12051003

t. imperial Saesneg
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Cow Moo
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>>12051468
Now I ain't saying that he's Heidegger;
but he ain't messing with them niche niggaz
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>Pin-chin
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>>12051486
Is asal mo chuid Gaeilge é. Nadie lo habla!
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>>12050080
>David Foster Wallace
>Dave-id Fauss-terr Wall-is
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The are the faggiest faggot threads on this fag board
>Jon Stine Beck
HAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA A SO FUNNY ISN'T IT HAHAHAHA
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>>12050740
doost oyyyylmao ev ski
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the posters in this thread need to know this is time in their lives that they will never get back
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>>12050963
I believe that strictly speaking, it should be more like Dos to ev sky, because there is no 'ya' in the Russian spelling of the name, but i cant say for sure because I dont speak russian.
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>pie chong
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>>12050733
>I'm celt guys
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>>12052402
>>12052422
OP here. I made to point out how retards sound when they pronounce his name wrong.
Everyone else started shitposting
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>anglo cant make an y/ü sound
>wants to judge others saying camus
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>>12050156
It's Quicksoat-E you fucking gimp.
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>>12050733
you’re a mutt just like all other peoples on EarthX
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>>12050165
I do, just to annoy people.
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Don't mock the americans, they're trying their best.
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DONKEY WHORE TEA

SAY AIN’T SHO PANTS AH
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>tfw talking to guy at bookstore in the philosophy section
>want to say I've read Nietzsche
>realise I have no idea how to pronounce it
>"I've only read... Kierkegaard"
>I hadn't; I'd only just bought "Fear and Trembling"
>Quickly end conversation for fear of being "caught"
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>>12054329
neetchuh
god i fucking hate the germans
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I refuse to say "Rambo". For me, it's "Rim-board."
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>>12050113
But it IS Ca-Moo and the americanized version of Sokrat is Soh-krut-eez
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This is why Japanese is good, you can't mess up the pronunciation unless you're retarded
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>>12050113
Is this wrong? This is how I pronounce all of these except Faulkner (I say it like Fork-ner, but I'm British so I don't pronounce the "r" in fork)
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>faiodor
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>Geen-yoos





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