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She has been very naughty, so be sure to let the GIF loop a good long time. Twilight keeps ruining Shining's clothes so he can't go on dates and "steal" Cadance. Cadance is revoking Twilight's sitting-comfortably privilege as punishment.

Story Archives:
https://hostbatch.com/spankforum/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=206
https://pastebin.com/u/SkyeHigh

Old thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/31901624/

Stories in #49:
Anon x Scootaloo (WIP) by 13337 (Anon/Scootaloo) https://pastebin.com/445aZjuf
Earful by Pan (Celestia/Twilight) >>31913101
Sunsent to the Principal by Anon >>31924124
Act 1 by Nomine (?/Celestia) >>31942101
the Peryton Curse - pt 1 (unfinished) (Monster/Mare) by Anon

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>>32266107
Literally everyone is bad at first. You're putting in work and that's awesome!
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Corner time discussion:
Not sure about others, but i prefer the nose/muzzle in contact with the corner/wall/tree I don't know why, maybe it is more embarrassing? But which is better, when the pony is on all fours with their noses again the wall with a raised tail showing a red derrière, or the on hind legs with front hooves behind the head with tail raised, or another position that someone enjoys. What are ways to make the corner time experience the worst it can possible be? What other punishment or methods can be utilized for the naughty pony?
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>>32267047
>What are ways to make the corner time experience the worst it can possible be?

Hmmm...
Put the naughty corner in the most conspicuous, unavoidable spot in the house. Everybody, family & visitor alike will see what a naughty foal you've been.

A very hard stool, too high for the spankee's feet/hooves to reach the ground. All the weight on a recently spanked rear.

Extreme:
Ginger root up the butt. Freshly peeled, oozing with burning juice.
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>>32268007
Ginger root only for the grown up poners though
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>>32268536
Maybe a group of foals did the unspeakable.
They get public spanking followed by stocks with peeled ginger root right in their butt.

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>>32268270
This one is pretty fake though
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>>32268270

2spooky
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Remind me, what's the point of keeping this thread alive anymore?
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>>32268599

Because we want to watch the MS paint adventures of a cute horse. We're apparently waiting for the next message to arrive from Alpha Centauri.

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I have taken the data from the /mlp/ survey and did some calculations to determine which characters saw the most improvement from the older seasons to newer seasons (and which characters saw the most decline in quality). The answers are surprising. I'd say any number between -500 and 500 are not significant changes in quality.
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>>32268280
>no significant change
>twilicorn

anon im sorry, but you are a blind fool
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>>32268286
You are the fool, Anon! You are fooling yourself into denial.
Look at the numbers, and the comments above. Nobody cares anymore about "MUH TWILICORN".
Look at the fucking numbers, and stop deluding yourself!
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>>32268305
your numbers mean nothing, it is emotion that dictates our lives
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>>32267582
Your data is incomplete, opinionated, and useless.
Please stop.
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>>32267582
The funniest part of your threads is how just by posting them you're invalidating your own arguments. No one would ever make a thread saying "reminder that Trixie is blue" or "reminder that /mlp/ hates Princess Spike", because everyone here knows it.
When you make a thread saying that /mlp/ hates the mane 6 and loves everyone else, you do it because you know that your polls are worthless and no one actually believes them. If everyone actually hated the mane 6 and loved everyone else, there would be nothing to remind, everyone would already know it.
Every single one of your threads is just a reminder, yes, but it doesn't remind us something that no one here other than you believes. It reminds us that you're desperate and you need everyone else to think just like you. It reminds us that you're tired of playing with your proxies and you want everyone here to start agreeing with you so you can finally have some rest. It reminds you that you're mad because there will always be people not buying your bullshit.
You're a sad person, TOGF.

Also, threadly reminder, Cart Before the Ponies is the best episode of the show.

Even she knew how you were going to treat her for her new role as best pony.
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>>32268528
Like you're ready to have men fill your asshole?
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>>32268287
>>32268528
These images pretty much sum up why I've warmed up to Starlight. In season 6 her whole character revolved around being penitent and not really belonging in the group, hence why she looks so uncomfortable in the picture. It was kind of a bummer. Now that we've gotten past that and she can just be a regular character, she's alright.
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>>32268567
She is a character that the show was missing. She's a cautious and uncompromising intellectual. You can really enjoy watching her solve situations and her personality is heartwarming.
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She was better as a one-time villain.
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>>32268596

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"Dead as Spider-bloke 2099" edition

Excelsior, true believers!
Welcome to the Superhero thread, formerly Spider-Shim and her Amazing Friends!
All mlp/superhero green, art, and discussions are welcome.

Previous Thread: >>32022850

new story or oneshot by someone who's new at this
>>32006146 >>32006299 >>32006429 >>32006448

untitled 7: https://pastebin.com/u/reallyUntitled
>https://pastebin.com/DiyLjGae (238 lines) Drycleaning discounts and other Superhero perks - (Teacher Anon)

Spider-Bloke 2099: https://pastebin.com/u/Spiderbloke2099

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>>32265986
Well fair enough
And sorry I don't draw more superhero-y stuff, casually using superpowers is too much fun.
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>>32266928
Casually using her superpowers is a very Pinkie thing to do.
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>>32266928
Her dress looks really cute!
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ever felt so excited for a movie with "war" in the tile you are afraid you'll spontaneously give birth during the screening and name your offspring Victor?
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>>32268575
No, I am not a woman and thus incapable of birthing a child.

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Show Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.

Vinyl Pastebin Collection- http://pastebin.com/u/Two_Echo

Vinyl Greens-

Vinyl Scratch x Neon Lights
http://pastebin.com/YwsptLtF
Wubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)
http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xE
Fuck You (Anon x Vinyl)
http://pastebin.com/Eq11meSG

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>>32266482
Nice. Dem leggings
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>>32266482
>More leggings porn

BLESS!
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>>32267852
The pics even got an insane amount of upboats on them, people want leggings porn, they just don't know it, I just hope more of it on Derpi will make random artists do it.
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I WANT TO FUCK A PONY
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Don't we all?
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>>32268509
Most of the EQGfags don't
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>>32268493
Which pone? Be specific. I'd settle for anything except gen 3.5.>>32268509

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Original Prompt:
>"Captain Anon. Would you like to accompany me to the war room?"

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>>31653959

Start here:
https://pastebin.com/cdi26t7W
After that look into the rest of the pastebins under the profile.
Last Act, just finished:
https://pastebin.com/BV77rDM8

Heart of War spinoffs by LukeDaDuke:
https://pastebin.com/BWhVwcgx
https://pastebin.com/ipu9MwSf

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>>32263869
>You know you don't have to ask, but you don't want to deal with the awkward tension that was built by Cadence's crying.
>"No, sky's clear, roads are clear. We'll be entering Equestrian airspace in a minute, here."
"Good, quicker the better."
>"That's right, then we can see Twilight, again!"
>You both turn to Flurry, who's got a smile on her face, despite cradling her sullen mother's on her lap.
"...That's right. Y'know, you haven't said much since we met."
>"I've been listening, though. With all the commotion, I thought I'd best wait for everypony to settle down a bit before I asked any questions."
>You recline in your seat and Cracker goes back to scanning the skies.
"Alright, any questions for me?"
>She nods eagerly.
>"Oh yes, like... What's it called?"
"What's what called?"
>"The sickness. Does it have a name? We've called it 'the evil', 'the madness', 'the'... 'sickness'... And a dozen other things, but it's got to have an official name by now."
"That's your first question?"

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>But there's flying ones, too.
>"Awe, I didn't upset you, did I?"
>You look back at her and can't tell if her sad face is a mockery or not.
"It's been a busy day, princess. That's all, I'm not in the mood right now."
>"That's okay, my parents say the same thing a lot."
>You snort, but quickly scratch your nose to cover up.
>"They're all like, 'you're so snarky! You should be more polite!', and on and on. Right mom?"
>She gives her mom's hoof a squeeze and she looks up at her. But you doubt she was listening to any of that.
>"...Mmmm?"
>Flurry raises her hoof up and kisses it gently.
>"...Right. Because apparently the two nicest ponies in Equestria having a kid, results in that kid being a brat."
"Apparently."
>Flurry huffs.
>"Hey! You're not supposed to agree. It's rude to agree with a princess when she's insulting herself."

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>>32263885

That's a wrap for now. I'll continue tomorrow or Monday.
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Busy week, sorry. But I've only got a couple more before classes are over. I'll be writing today.
>>32250241
>Not being able to drink a fifth a night.
Lightweight

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Welcome to the Führergeburtstag Aryanne Thread!

Aryanne Hoofler is a female earth pony with a white coat, blonde hair and blue eyes. Her cutie mark is a pink heart with a black swastika in it. She is a military officer from the Maremacht of Germaney and an active politician. In this thread we collect content for the purpose of most possible widespread and archivation. If you find Aryanne related content of sorts, please post it here.

Please enjoy your stay.

HINTLER: If you want to post Anthro art or Pornography, use external links like http://www.imgur.com or the >>>/trash/ board.

MEHR HINTLER: the following things are permitted and encouraged:
- Hitler reaction images
- speaking german
- Third Reich related artwork including military art
- talking about politics and/or social dynamics
- mild shitposting (keep it short and trash the shills)
- bump reasonably (once every 2 hours/ earliest at page 8)

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Boop
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oopsie!
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>>32267240
Aryanne does not like ze juice
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>>32268427
Delet you heartless monster.

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ITT: actual feedback for actual writers, using statements as questions?, shitty dedfics update, good dedfics fail to update, anon recommends a fic to its own author, some oc gets STRIPED, anon is pony heroin, 7DSJ is over forever lol jk, 20 more chapters coming next month, and "american" "cheese".

>FiMFiction Starter Kit (recommended fics):
Winners:
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/

>How do I write fanfiction?
Ezn’s guide - https://eznguide.neocities.org/
Politics and the English Language - https://web.archive.org/web/20171031231313/
https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/
Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
Horse Behaviour - http://www.equestrianandhorse.com/equus/behaviour.html
Setting a story in motion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO8LbwTdu0 [Embed]

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>>32268359
I'm kind of confident that my writing is somewhere in the range of 'amateurish, but acceptable'. I'm just terrified to show it to anyone.
I'll give it a go. Thanks anon.
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>>32268290
Dunno, the author just does that in all their fics for some reason. You can sort of work around it by changing the paragraph mode from "double spaced" to "indent" in the formatting options.
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>>32268373
That works great, thanks anon.
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>>32268363
>I'm just terrified to show it to anyone
Lots of writers feel that way (myself included), but showing your work to other people is pretty much always helpful if you want to improve. Good luck with your writing.
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>>32267057
Died in the womb, fortunately

>>32267256
>David Silver
thats all that needs to be said, really

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>"It's ok if you can't do magic, Anon."
>"You are just a human after all."
>"Nobody expects anything out of you."
>"Just leave the hero work to us. We'll bring you back a souvenir."

>wtf is this
This thread is about Anon living in Equestria, with a particular emphasis on lacking any magic, and the ways in which Anon deals with it.

Previous Thread: >>32009182
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/32009182/

>COMPLETE:
"Obsession" - Sea Urchin:
Part 1: http://pastebin.com/5ECNnjxF
Part 2: https://pastebin.com/8DSdhfkR

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>>32267891
Appreciate the offer, but I'll be good. Trying to keep it simple, anyways.
t. electronics buff
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>>32267912
You gonna try parrallel resonance to generate massive magnetic fields
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>>32267986
>parallel RLC circuits with DC power
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>>32268282
>use ac
>make it 3 phases
>Thicc fiberglass copper cables for low resistance
>have switch for discharging power into opponent via copper prongs that sit on a gauntlet

>cripple opponent with magnetic field
>kill with electrical discharge
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>>32268523

Howdy, partner!

What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.

Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.


The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:

~~~~~

>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?

>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."


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>>32267436
>Not hurt again is he?

Only his wrist.

...from DRAWING you pervs!
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I expect to see Joe's story next month if we're really lucky
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>>32267894
Also thanks for lewds and hope you are well
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>>32267545
Indeed it does feel good
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>>32268139
Almost all back together

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Blue Birbs Edition

806: Surf and/or Turf
Written by Brian Hohlfeld
https://sendvid.com/sxwiqb9x

Friendship is Magic #65 and Legends of Magic 2018 Annual are storytimed here!
>>32243321

Ponyville Mysteries: Cursed Crusaders
>>32165291

>>32261888
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>>32268726
Has never been this cute.
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>>32268713
I appreciate you
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>>32268743
>>32268743
>>32268743

Up or down, you kids, up or down?

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>>32265235
>Using the inferior version
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>>32265564
looks worst desu
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>>32265235
Who doesn't?
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Bump

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If her piece of shit dad only admited she was his and had the courage to pay regular alimony she would have been able to enroll in Celestias magic school and not be sentenced to a life of a magic trailor trash hobo.

Her life before GlimGlam was probably a living hell.
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>>32267395
But like our president someone needs to slap his Twitter away from him before he posts something retarded.
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Meh, I just think she puts on the front of being all powerful and great to hide the fact that deep down, she knows she isn't a good spellcaster.

I mean, look how much she obsessed over beating twilight after getting shown up, going so far as to using a very dangerous artefact that for all purposes nearly destroyed her. Even after all the shit she pulled, she still was forgiven and that's when she realised being the best isn't the no.1 goal in life.

I used to dislike Trixie as a character, but now I can see her as a pony who disguised her inferiority and failures behind a wall of bravado...
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Trixie did, in fact, go to Celestia's school.

https://twitter.com/CrazyAry/status/716716274588499968

Also, we don't actually know if Trixie's dad actually abandoned her. Just because he's out in Los Pegasus and she's out in Ponyville (previously Canterlot because of the school) doesn't mean there's abandonment there.
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>>32268421
Well, it was because of Twilight and Ponyville as a whole that her life went to shit. Just because two retarded children without parental supervision went into a dangerous forest and brought back a doom bear, does not mean that she should have been made a laughing stock.

Let's not forget that it was Twilight's #1 assistant that gave said retarded children the idea to do that. All those three had as punishment were being given mustaches and forced to clean up the mess they caused. Nothing in regards to paying Trixie back for making her homeless.
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>>32268458
She went and then had to drop out due to her family not having the money.



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