Wondercolts Forever: The Diary of Celestia and Luna still storytimed here!>>29211430As fun as the winter holidays can be, it's also a prime time for illnesses to flare up. Whether the shift in weather or being close to others, Equestrians need to watch out for their health. Missing out on festivities being laid up in bed with a fever can't be fun for any pony. At least some friendly care can be some consolation!>>29230879Previous thread.
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>>29236932I'm better now
>tfw you will never marry your waifu and take her on your wedding night
>>29236948where would I take her?
Colts are tired of anons' preferential treatment toward fillies. They've petitioned the Princesses for equal access to bellyrubs and more funding for after-school ear-scratches.
>>29236945I'm glad to hear that.
>>29236964I don't want her to vomit
>>29236958I'm fine with this.
>>29236958And thus, Affirmative Coltaction was born
>>29236954I'm taking Fluttershy.
>>29236950On the bed, on the floor, in the hallway outside the hotel room.
>>29236975Fine, we can go to Golden Corral.She can watch the kids destroy half the place for five bucks (Because she looks like a kid)
>>29236989>take her to Golden Corral >I try and find something edible>meanwhile Dash is starting a large commotion over at the pizza table
>>29236932not feeling well,feeling shitand anxiety is eating me from the inside
>>29236995>tfw you go to cuddle too and twilight teleports you outside
I hope you guys can help meI'm looking for an old waifufic about meeting Twilight Sparkle as a human librarian. She ends up contributing to a space exploration program to find new worlds and they discover an earth-like planet that effectively will become Equestria. The fic ends with a grand dinner where the Princesses and a variety of other important humans are in attendance. I believe it dates back to the TAW era (around the same time as the clopsort heroku), but I don't recall who wrote it or what it was called. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>29237005>This is what got you banned from Chuck E Cheeses.
>>29237010Why do you can such terrible ideas
>>29237012Jesus that name dredges up memories.
>>29237025has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
>>29237031Time is moving too fast, Anon.
>>29237023>>29237031I know, I know Something reminded me of it and now I don't think I can find peace until I read it again
>>29237042its not my fault ponies dont want to touch humans
>>29237054but the only thing I need right now is to cuddle with a pony pony.
>>29237060pony refuses your advances and asks you to leave
>>29237060would pretend pony be ok
Where are the sweet, adorable, and feminine girls like Fluttershy, Coco, and Marble?Like, how can I get one to marry me?
>>29237063i thought she was the Princess of friendship>>29237066only if it's as cuddly and warm as the real deal
>>29237092yeahpony friendship you ugly monkey
>>29237085Go to the same church in high school
>>29237107>is that by Cloudsdale?
>>29237085If you wish upon a star really hard, and offer a blood sacrifice to the old ones...
>>29237124It's wherever you want it, baby.
>>29237100but twilight, just think about all the new things you could learn from a new and different species just by cuddling
>>29237141>and then anon was sent back to earth, never to see equestria again
>>29237135>oh well then it's a cloud city>since it's movable
>>29237144If only he'd cuddled a less bitchy pony.
>>29237151>celestia just sends you to suffocate on the moon
>>29237144well, might as well just kill myself
is your waifu smarter than you?
>>29237124>>29237146haha it's like rainbow dash is really talking to us!
>>29237155I said "less bitchy" not "thousand year grudge pony"
>>29237159isn't it great?
>>29237158I dunno, ponies are pretty stupid.
>>29237158No, also she's very fragile
There is nothing hotter than a hard wet glistening horse penis
>>29237184What kind of wetness?
>>29237189Fluttershy isn't fragile anymore
>>29237124Yes DashDo you want me to show you?I need your butt and about 5 minutes
>>29236948rarity in a wedding dress always gets me hard and the best thing in the world would be futa rarity in a wedding dress.damn shame it doesnt exist though.
>>29237194Saliva, precum, vaginal juices, lube, Santorum, anything really Imagine it being so close to your face you can smell it
>>29237200>and the best thing in the world would be futa rarity>futa rarityStopped reading.Your fetish is shit and you're shit.
>>29237203That face was the best part about that episode. Fluttershy having the "I hope you're happy, asswipe" look is amazing.
>>29237205Ok hold stillYou're going to feel something poking you in the butthole for a little whileIt might feel like you need to poop but that's part of the travel processWhen I leave, there will be some white goo coming out of your buttThat's just a special cloud gel
>>29237204Don't tease us like that, anon
>>29237216Fluttershy pulls off that pissy 'fuck you' look way too well.It's hilarious.
>>29237226she's just normally so sweet that when she looks a little ticked off it's amplified
>>29237220Teasing you with descriptions of hot horny hung stallion bros is what I doNow imagine his heavy, slightly sweaty, slightly musky but incredible smelling nutsack right in front of your faceThose heavy orbs laden with his seed inside his smooth sack, begging you to fondle and weigh them in your hands, or to suckle upon until you've sucked all the sweat offWhat do you do first?
>>29237226>>29237231Just goes to show even when angry ponies are adorable. Maybe even more adorable.
>>29237231Also her mane is just gorgeousI bet it smells like strawberries
>>29237245The first thing that caught my eye when I first saw Fluttershy was that long flowing mane and tail.
>>29237245I bet it smells like animals. She lives like a fucking cat lady.
>>29237245Honestly I always thought her mane style was not very cute. It's all poofy and rigid. Her mane looks much better disheveled.
>>29237226>>29237231She just does this to family and very, very close friends.She basically gut punched Dash once just to escape her, she obviously didn't want to do it but fight or flight kicked in.
>>29237258Well I like it.
>>29237271>Fluttershy arrives for the gangbang
I want to shave whole fluttershy
Pony hates your cigarette breath
odds: keep drinking and posting poniesevens: go to bed and dream of poniesdoubles: become a pony
>>29237293don't you project on me, I'm one of 5 siblings that doesn't do that
>>29237274Can you imagine fucking Fluttershy with a whole bunch of dudes with all their big hard cocks pounding her at the same time, shooting cum everywhere?You probably don't even need Fluttershy
>>29237331anonhow do you even feel after typing out something like that?
>>29237331When I think of a one thousand dude gangbang with fluttershy in the middle i am arousedbut if you were to take away the little pony then all of a sudden i am disgusted with the idea
>>29237342Ok then Fluttershy is definitely included How much cum do you think she could take in her holes and all over her fur and hair?
odds: drawevens: beb
ok guyswhat ifbear with mewhat iffuta stallions
>>29237375pass, i am here for horse cockadding a vag to a stallion gives me no benefit
>>29237377it's like this: a normal futa is a dick girl, right?a person with a dick and a female bodya futa stallion is a guy with a dicki mean, a guy already has a dickbut a dickguy is just even more of thatlike, i guess he's just a guy with an even bigger dicki don't knowi'm horny and tiredpost ponies
>>29237385I didn't read any of that, it looked terrible
>>29237410what's she touching
doesnt sound like much friendship is going on over there
>>29237441I saw this earlier. You know how sometimes someone tries their best to tell a story from their own point of view but you can still sort of figure out how it really happened?This story is the epitome of that and then some. I wish I could talk to the person who wrote this.
WPSHH the pony
>>29237507but pony is sleeping
>>29237441Jesus Christ what an idiot.I imagine him as a grownup, slightly more adjusted version of the ondulating Molestia guy.
>>29237507then WPSHH them up
>>29237571WPSHH that one too
>>29237575anon you cant wpshh all those ponies
>>29237609what's fillies man weak to
How come we don't have a filly mascot yet?
>>29237578I'm too afraid to ask how that happened.
but hey!It's just a theory a FILLY theory!
I need you to wear this bolo tie, pony. It's office policy.
>>29237620They tried to WPSHH Derpy
PAINIS YOUR REWARD FOR BEING NEAR MEFATEWON'T BE YOUR FRIEND WHEN IM AROUNDFADEBEFORE THE TRAGEDY THAT FOLLOWSFLEETHE SITUATIONS I SURROUND A HOLE IN LIGHTI CAN NOT LIEI WILL THE COLOR OF YOUR LIFEI DON'T MEAN TO BRING YOU GRIEF BUT I WILL JUST WAITI CAN EXPLAIN
>>29237441That sounds like they actually don't allow people in, but the security has been with that lady so he took the opportunity to fuck with her
>Today is National Cut Your Energy Costs DaySave energy by switching to filly power.
Have you ever cried during pony sex?
>>29237787I've cried during pony
>>29237787Only from how lucky I felt
>>29237787My hand does not cry.
>>29237787no, but some cry
>>29237787I'm afraid they'll find my hiding place if I make any noise.
>>29237831Usually colts, but sometimes fillies cry.
>>29236932Anon dirty talking Twilight with math.
>>29236936>Implying doctors can do anything about a virus
Doing *it* with a filly.
Is a horoscope a telescope that can only see Rarity?
>>29237872>unicorn doctor>magics away the illness
What if you turned Rarity into a slut?
>>29237881>Unicorn doctor>Turns your illness into a personified monster you must then fight to the death>Good luck
>>29237886She'd be a carbon copy of Fluttershy.
>>29237898Are you calling Fluttershy a slut too?
>>29237900>tooI don't get this. Who else other than Sluttercum could be a slut?
>>29237910I bet she gets fucked in all her holes by her animals.
>>29237910PinkieHow is that even a question?
>>29237932Are you saying that this sweet virgin angel is a slut?
Have you taken your waifu out to eat lately Anon?
>>29236932Would you make love to Twilight's big, sexy brain?
>>29237954I'd skullfuck her sure
Local filly scout sells cookies in front of Tree Huggers place.Sells 5300 boxes.
>>29237976At least she made a lot of money.
>>29238015That filly is set on good vibes for the rest of her life.
>>29238022You can't buy filly treats with that.
>>29236932Filly has a drinking problem.
>>29238025Filly sells the drugs to get money.
>>29238030>Cue shot of filly lifting a glass of water to her mouth>Missing completely and splashing the water all over her
Your stallion bro is just sitting there with a huge erectionwhat do
>>29236932Does Rarity have STDs?
>>29238077Why do you always quote the OP in your inane shitposts?
>>29238082Turn him into a filly?
>>29238092Noi is best filly.
>>29238091Be a filly and pleasure him, sexually.
>>29238092I want to bully Noi
anon filly a cute
>>29237620fisting robo mares, not even once
"Only a master of evil, Darth" countered Pony, after you tried to spin some hogwash about being on equal terms with her
>>29238191Who said anything about your waifu?
man i want a horse plushie with a plush cockby cock i don't mean a chicken, i mean a big stiff penis
>>29238189i want a pony version of this gif
>>29238202What'd be the point?
Filly's cat ate one of my roosters.I guess you could say my cock's in her pussy.
>>29238202Why not just get a stallion bf?
>>29238195Sunset is fucking trash
>>29238213I still love that mane
>>29238225Yes, and it feels *so* good…
>>29238237They're mega trash
>>29238237Glimmer and Sunset want to teach you the magic of friendship non-sexually What do you do?>Fight>Flee
>>29238243They're both fucking failures
>>29238243[The game interface screws you from taking either choice as Starlight grins wickedly beneath her glowing horn…][Finally, a third option appears.]SUBMIT
>>29238247I said nonsexually, anon. They're not going to fuck you.
>>29238251Being a friendship slave to two powerful unicorns doesn't sound too bad really
>>29238251Submit her into a trash can
Local Anon says he will go back to prison if his filly daughter tries to date an Anon filly.
>>29238306I don't think I'd be comfortable with that either.
>>29238205it'd be cute>>29238222can you help me with thathow do i meet cute stallions
>Be Anonymous >Somehow crossed dimensions into magical pony land in your sleep>Dimensional trave apparently transforms you into the new universe's dominant sentient species.>Magic land has more than one>Universe couldn't decide what to change you into>Become horrific hodgepodge of everything >Get all the magic power of everything combined too so at least there's that>So much magic>Magic for days>You can basically snap your fingers and do whatever you want "Holy fuck! I can shitpost in real life!">Okay this is actually pretty sick>You should share your shitposts with the world >You do, it's bitchin'>Your name is known far and wide now>You never told anyone your name >The horses came up with one for you>Discord
Do you think horse penises are TOO big sometimes?
>>29238360and much like him i'd live in Fluttershy's house and fuck her on the reg
>>29238328Have you tried joining your local stallion's club?
Pony sees you in the club.
>>29238370oh godthere's a club?where i can just walk in and have them all fuck me?
>>29238367Discord just watches while she nails Treelugger
Discord is actually treehugger and only Fluttershy knows the truth. They still have weird lesbian horse sex.
>>29238388it was hard not to see a lesbian subtext in this episodei mean, she's literally fluttershy's date to a fancy partywhy is lezzieshy so fucking hot and adorable to think about
>>29238385No.It's a club where stallions go to talk about stallion things. You could probably get a lot of them to fuck you though.
>>29238413And Dickwhore's nagging fear that someone else was fucking his waifu
>>29238413Because she's probably a really sweet girlfriend so it's really nice to think about her being with someone with an ego as big as Dash or someone as chill as Tree Hugger both of whom would take her out of her comfort zone
>>29238417what are some stallion things?
>>29238434If the writers actually remembered how to write Dash it would be nice
>>29238434lesbian horsecouples make me very happy to think about
Ponies are so gay
>>29238470Only some of them
>>29238447Dash is in desperate need of some good episodes. The only ones I can think of that I've actually liked lately have been Testing and the wonderbolts ep. Con episode was okay, but mostly because I liked Quibble so much.
Yearly reminder that molestia is gone forever.
>>29238470they are very open and loving creatures who have no romantic or sexual boundaries or taboos
>>29238440GolfHoofball Stallion panties Ordinary stallion stuff.
>sexually confused AJ
Quit being so gay
>>29238518there is nothing confusing or ambiguous about the way coloratura wanted that hot country girl snout buried deep in her ass
>>29238528This image makes me really jealous.
>>29238536>no one will ever look at you the way coloratura's looking at applejack
>>29238544It should be fucking illegal for a horse to be that pretty.
>>29238550even nonhorsefuckers have to admit, that is a goddamn good looking horsei remember the video where rara's VA was watching the ep and she just kept saying "i'm such a pretty pony!"yesyes you arethis is just lovely if you haven't seen thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxm7BQQheSs
>>29238565sorry, watch this one insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka-ZHN91198
>>29238567she says "i'm such a cute filly!"
>>29238567I love that video
>>29238607GLITZ AND GLAM
>>29238567I can't believe I didn't know that existed until now.
>>29238616Can't she pick a cuter colt for /ss/?
>>29238626Pickings were slim at the time.
>>29238626i like the idea of a gorgeous older mare taking a less popular colt's virginity
i think this is one of my favorite episodesit just has that feel that reminds me of some of the best episodes like "amending fences"
>>29238626Rumble is pretty much the cutest colt, and he's just a filly without eyelashes.Colts can't be cute.
>>29238648>Colts can't be cute.
>>29238647i just realized both episodes are about childhood friends reconciling
>>29238648List of cute colts excluding Rumble:Lickity SplitPipsqueak Colt Train Tender TapsThe colt with the afro Those ballet colts That one blue maned colt from manehatten Blue flash sentrycowboy colt Snips and Snails You don't know anything about colts.
>>29238647Both are trashAutistic nerd sperging out over a no personality mary sue episode and shitty forced feels songs episode
>>29238664what are some episodes that you like?
>>29236932Miss Pommel is a very ugly pony
Pinkie's shown up in real life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-fluUQApO8&feature=youtu.be&t=13
>>29238665Good episodes like Pinkie Pride and Boast Busters and not shitty ones like that Anon likes
Are fillies girly or is it okay to like them?
>>29238727>filly >girlyMasculine fillies exist?
>>29238727they are very girly and it is very okay to like them
>>29238685Go choke on a dick
>>29238740Drop your pants, tough guy
>>29238738Noi is cute but I can't respect her if she's still a member of the Rainbow Dash fan club.
>>29238742>wearing pants when browsing MLPG
>>29238757Tell her to stop pretending to be Frostmourne, I won't use her as a sword.
>>29238754OH NOOOO THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING US
>>29238757Build more Farms!
>>29238785Where do you think Dash stashes all the fillies she kidnaps?
I NEEDA MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DAIR TWALOT
Which pony is more autistic: Trixie or Starlight?
>>29238851It's "clob-whack", you orangutan.
>>29238819Hopefully not in her cloud mansion, since non-pegasus fillies would fall off the clouds.
Ponies are nice people
>>29239026what a nice warm filly I wish she were in my lap
>>29239053Fillies are attracted to warm places. Realistically, she would prefer to laze around your laptop instead to protect herself from Winter.
>>29239099why don't they just dress warmly
>>29239106There's someone out there that always undresses them out of nowhere.
>>29239120well no one said being a filly was going to be easy
>>29238234This pic makes "Fifteen Minutes" start playing in my head
>>29239125It has its ups and downs.
>>29239158someone really needs to tell Scootaloo that she's cute
>>29239106Why must that toque be so agressively cute?
Colt have a new friend
Being a filly must be fun...
>>29239213I'm glad for colt
>>29239249no it's very dangerous
>>29239213bramble was pretty cute I liked when he got angry
>>29239308I'm going to open a store that sells filly helmets. But I guess all Equestria stores have to sell 2 things so I'll sell filly helmets and panties.
>>29239213Don't do it Bramble!/k/ is in that forest and they are going to rape you.
>>29239299>get deer porn thanks to that comic>predictably none of it involves doe's
>>29239321did they even introduce any female deer in the comic?don't remember
>>29239313You could also sell kneepads.
>>29239326what a ridiculous ideathe 2 things have to be unrelated or no one will even enter the store
>>29239313What about filly socks and filly dock bows?
>>29239324There were a few in the forest city thing.They were cute.
>>29239329Then sell filly helmets and tabletop games
>>29239335there's already a tailbow and cast iron pan shop
>>29239352Those tailbows are terrible reproductions made in Saddle Arabia.
>>29239355how durable does a tailbow really need to be?
>>29239363You ask yourself that when a random Minotaur shows up and yanks on it.Good ties save lives.
You caught your filly trying to wear a bow, panties, socks, a tail bow, a saddle and a bridle. All at once, in front of a camera.
>>29239398I make sure to change my user name on the livestream.
Why are all Equestrian railroads single tracked?It's their main mode of transportation and yet you can't have two trains going in opposite directions at the same time.Celestia is such a hack of a governor.
>>29239455>tfw Jessy is fucking ded because LoL/OverwatchShe probably posts more on her twitter but fuck if I'm going to make a social media account just to stalk people.
>>29239481Now I don't often agree with Anon, but he drives a good point here.Celestia is a MESS. Total disaster!
>>29239481Celestia is a PRINCESS you fucking heretic
>>29239530Royalty exists to serve its subjects, not the other way around.Cadia exploded, Emperor proven for a scam.Heresy >>>>>> loyalty is canon now.
Rainbow Dash is better than nothing
>>29239554I remember a time when she wasn't a literal terrorist, so technically she's gotten worse
>>29239569I thought you were shitting on Glimmer these days
>>29239481because ponies do not into trains very well.their railroad system all goes through canterlot mountain, making Manehattan to Rainbow Falls a pain
>>29239569>Willing to blow up a factory and make thousands of ponies miserable just to stop her pet from sleeping for a couple of monthsDo you think any other of the Mane 6 would ever go this far for any reasons?
>>29239577>That track leading down going into the "Mysterious South".I'd love to have another on the train episode.of them just going there, stopping the episode right as they reach the destination without ever showing us what it actually is down there.Any more old-timey train cars like the ones in Over a Barrel, please.
>>29239594One time Pinkie Pie killed a guy
>>29239594It's always better to assume stupidity over evil, so no I don't think any Mane6 is as stupid as Dash
>>29239594Twilight mindraped a town so that she wouldn't disappoint her teacher
>>29239594There was the Rarity unfisode
>>29239594Rarity deliberately blinds ponies.Twilight Sparkle deliberately enslaved a town.Fluttershy deliberately harbored a biological weapon.Applejack deliberately committed genocide.
>>29239606She probably is the dumbest out of the six of them, though Applejack gives her a run for her money in some episodes.
>>29239612At least she didn't lie to them like Dash did
>>29239624She mindraped a town
>>29239618>Rarity deliberately blinds ponies.waitwhen did this happen
>>29239603yes please.Also how do they have track down there if that region is mysterious to them?
>>29239618>deliberately enslaved a town.When did this happen?
>>29239627Right. And Dash just went straight to being a malicious liar for a non-issue
>>29239642You're honestly comparing mindraping a town and lying right nowI don't know what Dash-like girl bullied you in school, but it's time to let go
>>29239651Twilight considered Celestia's scorn a legitimate threat. Dash admits at the end of the episode that she knew Tank was never in any danger.Twilight= under duressDash= shits and gigglesDash was just a bad pony in that episode
>>29239635Maybe some different country's own railway system they happened to connect to, US Railway expansion-style?
>>29239651it's not his fault, the show has a lot of advanced concepts for someone with autism to grasphe'll just ignore every point you make and scream that Dash is a terrorist and only did things maliciously
>>29239492What's her twitter?
>>29239689It's linked on her bandle tumblr.
>>29239690I like that she's still having trouble with adjusting to not mind raping people
>>29239635It is a mystery
>>29239703It wasn't so much mind rape as it was destiny shattering.The mind rape was done in the unification chamber.
>>29239719well either way she definitely stole the autism crown from Twilight last seasonin a good way
>>29239719>That wasn't so much mind rape as it was mind rapewhat?
>>29239735They should have put her in a dungeon or something
>>29239754that thing is not getting any usesome pony needs to be sent down there already
>>29239675Tftm was really a horrible way to start off the season
>>29239760The last time someone was sent there Sean Connery broke out.
>>29239768the plot kind of sucked, but there were some good scenes and a few good jokes likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ec-DWAO0skI'll take an episode like that over a filler/boring one any day
>>29239780The fake gravitas really leaves a bad taste in the mouth. I can't suspend my disbelief enough to not see through Dash's malignant lies.
Downloading S5 right now, for all can remember:S1=S2=S6>S5>=S4>=S3I think I like ponies way too much.
>>29239779LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU SHTUPID BASHTARSDS
>>29239831I still have to rewatch S5, but I really loved S6
>>29239856>rewatch S5I'd have to skip Tanks and Griffonstone, but it had some good eps
>>29239846I had a sensible chuckle.Bravo.
>>29239872Both S5 and S6 had their streaks of bad episodes.What S5 has and S6 does not, however, is Ma Larson episodes and Amy Keating Rogers episodes.Those alone push it above the other.
>>29239803Are you really saying that Dash triggers you so much that you can't even enjoy a simple joke from Pinkie Pie? Jesus, anon. I knew it was bad but I hope you're going to be alright.
>>29239919Isn't that a criticism of the episode, rather than the character?
>>29239959If an episode gets someone so worked up that they can't enjoy a good joke from a character unrelated to the episode? I'd say it's a little of both.
>>29239985AJ wasn't crying because she knew Dash was lying. Her honesty senses were tingling
Fluttershy is just a good, solid pone.
>>29240119She is part of the alliance of harmony and a traitor
>>29237831You thought this went unnoticed. It didn't.
>>29240119I heard that she's not real
I wish Twilight was real so that she could kick my fucking ass whenever I don't do my work
>>29239985That is the worst part of the episode because it tries to paint a criminal as a victim.
>>29240171I could hire a hooker named Twilight to do that for you
Why are there so many changelings posting in MLPG these days
>>29240203They come to digitally consume all the love leaving only angry posters, you shithead
Just posting this for a friend.
>>29240234your friend is a lucky friend
>>29240256Seabreeze is a Swede.
>>29240281>Seabreeze>African heritageNuh uh
>>29240301How dare you disrespect his wife's son like that.
Seabreeze loves his own son very much.
>>29240301>African>Nuh uhExactly. That's why I said he's a Scandinavian. Glad you agreed with me.
>>29240314Seabreeze is a proud citizen of the Kingdom of Norway
Can fillies drink coffee?
>>29240331only Filly brand coffee
>>29240331Just because they can doesn't mean they should.
>>29240234Thats a cute poner
>>29240329You do know that Norway is part of Scandinavia, right?
>>29240331Don't talk to filly unless she's had her coffee dudeJust don't talk to her
>>29240347That is in fact a pink
>>29240329>Kingdom of NorwayThat explains why all the breezies are so stupid.
>>29240337I happen to live there so yes. Yes i do.I was just memeing around about Nor>>>>Swe
>>29240362Oh right, you're the one with the incomprehensible filenames. Well, and the Hungarian anon, but those filenames look like "I smashed my face on my keyboard" rather than a human language
>>29240359Remember how Gryphons were supposed to be French? Oh oops lolno "Russian"
>>29240347Rei does the best Penk.
>>29240428>Remember how Gryphons were supposed to be French?No?
>>29240428Remember when gryphons were supposed to not be shit?
>>29240428That was always a very minor fanon even when every piece of fanon would spawn 10 fics and 500 pictures. It only stood on the legs of Gustave LeGrand's existence.
>>29240485That happen when you kidnap a filly for snuggles.
neigh says the excessively cute horses
>>29240534Neighing is reserved for ultra-exceptionally cute horses. Please increase your cute levels and try again.
>>29240454Yeah Gilda was the bad apple
>>29240546those horses are perfectly cute thank you very much
>>29240562>pink and puke greenTerrible.
What kind of monstergirls would the mane six be?Obviously Applejack would be a centaur and Dash a harpy, but what about the other four?
>>29240562good enough for colton, good enough for me
>>29240595argh, that was for >>29240578
>>29240580Rarity always struck me as a drider because sewing
>>29240599Clearly blinded by the horrific color scheme.
>>29240600I LIKE IT.Spooder Rarity using her silk to make clothing.
>>29237012If you haven't already found it and haven't asked these two threads then I'd say ask here too:>>29191632>>29189302Maybe you'll get lucky there.
>>29240580Glimmer is totally a mindflayer
>>29240580>>29240600>>29240627What would Fluttershy be though? I don't ever remember what was decided she would be. Or Pinkie for that matter.What about Celestia? Some kind of angel or something?
>>29240634>What about Celestia? Some kind of angel or something?Yeah, but like, a proper biblical angel
>>29240614planetbutt is a cute horse
>>29240646I want to make shitty astronomy puns with him
>>29240634A dryad is fitting if flight is out of the question otherwise i dont know
>>29240652I wish to invite him to the next space horse party
How do I get a girlfriend like this?
Why don't you guys like dressing ponies in silly outfits?
>>29240661I want to do non sexual things to that cute butt
>>29240634I was about to say Dryad, but then remembered Tree Hugger exists now and she's a much better dryadI guess Fluttershy could be a gnome or a fairy of some sort. Pinkie is either a gremlin/goblin or an oozeAnd yeah celestia is totally some sort of angelic being
>>29240659Be rich and have no standards
>>29240501Is there any evil too debased for Dash?
>>29240331I watch rated R movies with my filly. She's a big pony; she can handle it.
>>29240676How do I become rich?
>>29240690Make ponies real
Sometimes I wonder what little girls think of the show, did they like the DBZ style fight against Tirek? what about all the AU visited in the S5 finale? Do they even think about it?
>>29240696How do I become president Trump?
>>29240686If you considered her a big pony you wouldn't be calling her 'my filly'.
>>29240703Those places they visited in the finale weren't true alternate universes, they were more like projections
>>29240675Ooh, I like fairy Fluttershy. That sounds extra adorable for her.
There's an alternate universe where your filly isn't pure anymore.
>>29240703From what I've seen little girls don't put a lot of thought into this show or many cartoons they watch.But I could just know some dumb kids.
>>29240675>slime pinkie it fits
>>29240353The pink is a stink.
>>29240733Is there a universe where I don't think about horsedicks 24/7?
>>29240742There's an universe where MLPG is obsessed with colts instead, so why not.
>>29240751I want to travel to that universe
>>29240742If such a universe exists, I don't want to be in it
>>29240634More importantly what would the CMC be?
>>29240927Is this JJ
>>29240927Why is Fluttershy an elf?
>>29240942Not enough blush.
>>29240927I would that AJ
>>29240927Twily looks like a counterfeit lamia, look at those lips around her waist
>>29240238>pockets oriented for pony useNice
>read a fapfic>half of it is setupWhy do people do this shit
>>29240927>Rarity pushing her tits up with her armsof course
>>29241062Foreplay is necessary
>>29241062>read a fapfic>end up wishing it was a full story even if it didnt have sex
>>29241075Three thousand words of setup that could have easily been condensed to a few hundred aren't foreplay
>>29239000this floof meme is going too far
>>29241081NOT ON THE RUG
>>29241098At least it hasn't been around as much lately
>>29241147i can't spread lies, what will the other fillies think?
>>29241187I'd bang a Flutterelf
>>29241187but there are no elves in that picture
>>29241147Wrong. Pinkie smells faintly of cotton candy and nothing else.
>>29241209What a shame.
>>29241187Elf are fine
>>29241209>another veteran bite the dust
Everyone knows only deer can be elves
Your filly daughter is most disturbed by the first book.
>>29241258I thought the last one was the best
>>29241258I only read quality literature to my filly.
>>29241209>No Dave>No JoshWho gonna to be the story editor in the S7?The next season will be a fucking mess
Do you think if I kidnapped enough fillies eventually one would want to stay with me?
>>29241298People said that about the last season.
>>29240927>the nude version of this
>>29241298Polsky wrote Equestria Games, though.
>>29241339The S7 isn't good. The second worse season to be honest
>>29241340what nude version
>>29241339Well yeah, and S6 was overall lacking in my opinion.
>>29241340>the nude versionyou better not be baiting
>>29241209>everyone move on to another showS7 sound like the last season
>>29241390remember when they replaced like half the staff in the past and people were super sure that it meant the end of the show, yet it didn't?
>>29241390That's not guaranteed but possibly concerning for people writing for the upcoming season.
>>29241349>>29241358In what way.
>>29241413Well the opener sucked, I'm still not really used to Glimmer and the focus she gets, only few episodes really stand out with most being okay at best, and some being outright shit like 28 Social Experiments Later. Even the songs were forgettable, the few from the Christmas episode aside. Even S4 entertained me more.
>>29241440No second prances is GOAT though
>>29241447It is one of the few highlights of S6 imo, that's for sure.
>>29241209Will MLPG//mlp/ survive till the end?>>29241402https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3bp2rvEiNE
>>29241440What sucks about the opener? What sucks about the songs? How is Glimmer such a big problem if three episodes (which are there to show us how she fits into ponyville and with the rest of the m6) and the last part of the finale focus on her. What didn't this season have that previous seasons had? Because I've been watching a lot of s1 and 2 lately and I firmly believe a lot of the episodes we got were a lot better than a lot of episodes from those seasons.You're not really telling me anything
>>29241473MLPG will still be here when the lights go outthen there will be lewd horse noises in the dark
>>29241480>What sucks about the songs?Try to show any memorable song in that season. Even the EQG song in the last movie was more memorable and LoE song are literally shit tierinb4 youtube link to the Christmas episode song
>>29241519>All songs sucked>AND NO DON'T SHOW ME THE SONGS THAT DIDN'T SUCK, THOSE DON'T COUNTAight buddy
>>29241519>>29241547this could be a good discussion, please don't turn it into a shitfest
>>29241483secure tripcodes are for jerks
>>29241519You didn't answer my questionSo now I'm not sure if the songs are bad because you don't like them or if they're actually bad.It seems like you're implying that the previous seasons never had songs that weren't as good as we've come to expect from the show either.
>>29241483Will you be making the horse noises?
>>29241595It will be darkyou will have no way of knowing!
>>29241480I don't know what you want me to tell, really. I haven't thought about the show enough to give you some well-written objective critique with bulletpoints and shit.The opener is ass because it introduced McFlurry, yet another toy abomination with horrendous design and the fifth princess. The whole first half is just ponies talking about what they are gonna do instead of doing it, the resolution is unsatisfactory because it's just Glimmer being a mopey insecure cunt and Starburst Ex Machina solving the problem out of nowhere because he's a nerd I guess.I don't know what sucks about the songs but they are just not as good or catchy as the ones in S1 and S2. Bland, uninspired, whatever.Glimmer is a problem because she starred in the S5 finale, then S6 opener, then the Trixie episode, somewhat in the Christmas episode, the mindrape episode and yet again the finale. The only time she speaks is when the whole episode revolves around her (except for the Changeling one) and how she's a sad cunt because she used to be evil once. I don't care for that. I don't like how she was reformed, how she's a psychopath that gets away with it. I don't like that she's effectively replacing Twilight as the student.What didn't S6 have? Fun episodes, I guess. S5 had a killer opener, Amending Fences, good Rarity episodes, the Halloween one, the Christmas one, Coloratura, Discord, adventure in Gryphonstone or whatever, just overall episodes I enjoyed much more. I won't go into detail over every single one.Songs in S5? Our Town, Rules of Rarity, Magic Inside of Me, We'll Make Our Mark and the others. Even S5 had more memorable songs. From S6 I remember Glimmer's and Pinkie's. I looked up the list and I can't even hum you a note or sing lyrics for most of the S6 songs.
>>29241519The songs are the worst whenever they try to give them that EQG sound. That franchise really did nothing to help the show.
>>29237012I think the one you're looking for is "I Wish I Might" by RagingSemi.
>>29241614>and how she's a sad cunt because she used to be evilThat's the same exact role Sunset Shimmer plays in the movies, so it's old as fuck at this point>inb4 >movies
>>29241547S1>Winter Wrap Up>Art of the Dress>Cutie Mark Crusaders Song>At the GalaS2>Find A Pet Song>Becoming Popular >The Perfect Stallion>Smile Song>This Day Aria S3>Babs Seed>A True, True Friend>Celestia's Ballad(only for the feels)S4>Apples to the Core>Whole pinkie pride episode>Find the Music in You>You'll Play Your PartS5>In Our Town>Rules of Rarity>The whole Crusaders of the Lost Mark especially "We'll Make Our Mark">The Magic Inside>Friends Are Always There For YouS6>only the Christmas songsHere the list. Try to listen the S6 song and compare with the previous seasonhttp://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/SongsS6 was fucking awful in the Song direction
>>29241519I've seen LoE once and I remember the opener kinda ripped off Apples to the Core. Can't tell you anything about the rest of them, though. EqG always had kinda bland songs. Though they are still more enjoyable than the rest of the movies. I vaguely remember the cafeteria song from the first one I guess, and the sirens from the second one. Nothing out of the third one.
>>29241631>Cutie Mark Crusaders Songpeople like it for real?>S3>no morning in ponyville>no what my cutie mark is telling me
>>29241631>Celestia's BalladI'll give you this one, if it's for the feels>Crusaders of the Lost Mark>You'll Play Your PartThe rest of your list is good though
>>29241631And the christmas episode had 6 great songs. Most of the other seasons you listed don't even reach that in your highlights
>>29241644>people like it for real?My guilty pleasure to be honest. That was my first MLP song and episode that I watch
>>29241629>moviesI could quite literally not give any less fucks about them, though thanks for supporting my point I guess.>>29241631>S2>not listing the Cider songAnon pleaseAlso I'd add What My Cutie Mark Is Telling Me, I kinda liked it. Morning in Ponyville was sorta cute, too, albeit short.
>Filly: Candy in a van Anon? >You're not even trying any more.>Is that all this relationship is to you?
>>29241663Yes the movies suck, but it's made by the same writers, which makes it bad that they tried to copy-paste Sunset from out of the movies into the show.Also they must've been high when they wrote MMC, but the songs were good
>>29241631>Here the list. Try to listen the S6 song and compare with the previous seasonLet check>EQG:Legends of everfree>The MLP Movie>S6I can't blame Ingram. To busy
>all this bitchingGoodbye guys, until the next thread. I just want to talk about fillies and cute stallion. At least make a thread to complain about the show and don't derail this one
>tfw thinking about rewatching MMC
>>29241716>DON'T TALK ABOUT THE SHOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEPlease don't come back
>>29241717it's not THAT bad, and the songs are good,but it will hurt,i didn't care about the wings and princess stuff until I rewatched it,now I can't stop thinking about it ;_;
>>29241716this is bait
>>29241717It was 90% songs, it's not a big deal.
>>29241614>it introduced McFlurryAnd I don't see how this is a problem. We only saw her in the opening. We didn't see her at all throughout the season and it will continue to be like that. >the resolution is unsatisfactory because it's just Glimmer being a mopey insecure cunt See I don't remember Glimmer moping in this episode. I do remember her being incredibly nervous about interacting with Sunburst again and that's completely understandable. >Starburst Ex Machina solving the problem out of nowhere because he's a nerd I guessAnd why is this enough to drag the opener or season down when this is the norm for every season we've had so far excluding S5? In S1 we had the elementsin S1 and 2 we had the elements AND the power of loveS4 rainbow power>I don't know what sucks about the songs but they are just not as good or catchy as the ones in S1 and S2You sure this isn't nostalgia? Because there are plenty of songs in S1 and 2 that aren't great like the pony everypony should know.>Glimmer is a problem because she starred in the S5 finale, then S6 opener, then the Trixie episode, somewhat in the Christmas episode, the mindrape episode and yet again the finale. The only time she speaks These aren't a lot of episodes when you compare her to everyone else, but again, those episodes are needed to show how she fits in with ponyville and Twilight's friends. The only time she mentions she used to be evil is when it has relevance (Trixie, Sunburst).>Fun episodesThis means nothing because I can just as easily say S6's episodes were way more fun.
>>29241631This doesn't mean anything if you're not explaining why those songs are good.If someone listed "good" songs from S6 what's going to happen here? Are you going to break down why those songs are objectively trash or are you just going to say they're aren't as good and have a back and forth that only amounts to>opinions
There's an anon that watched everything for the first time recently and said that all the seasons except season 3 are realy good, and that s5 was epic. About the meme episode he said that was a relief to see that random episode because it broke the monotony.
>>29241725>and the songs are good,The songs are not that good and they really fuck with the pacing of the first half. Instead of getting silly stuff with the cutie mark swap we everything is just solved in musical montages. Could've been a really good episode. I don't even give a fuck about the princess stuff.
>>29241814That anon like every other anon except me is a faggot
>>29241824>not being a faggotare you gay?
Everyone move out to this thread and complain there. Don't derail this thread anymore>>29241281>>29241402That is a really cute stallion
You wouldn't actually an Anon filly would you?
>>29241782>We didn't see her at all throughout the season and it will continue to be like that. Except we did. In any case, I don't like her existing in the canon.>that's completely understandable.It is, as far as Glimmer going off the chain and starting a equality cult because a childhood friend moved away makes sense (hint: it fucking doesn't), but it does not interest me and if it is the only thing Glimmer ever does, it becomes annoying.>this is the norm for every season No. In season one, the M6 fought for the elements. In S2 opener once again. In the finale they fought to free Cadance and SA so they can fight back. S4 Rainbow Power was bullshit but it was just another power the characters fought to obtain and use, in a way, with trying to look for the keys. S4's finale drags the season down though, so it does not really apply to your example anyway.In the S6 opener, you have the ponies fighting to hold back the storm and then Starburst comes in outta nowhere and oh hey I know this spell that can fix everything, and oh shit, it fixes everything!>songsWe've talked about this. Sure, even S1 and S2 has forgettable songs (not Pony Everypony Should Know though that song was top stuff I'll fucking fight you say that to my face not online see what happens), but it also had some great songs, those earworms that just stay with you for weeks. After S1+2 it started getting weaker but still the show had good songs and some of them were quite catchy. Not the case in S6. This is of course very subjective so don't take this as the ultimate truth. Just my opinion, yo.>GlimmerThe problem is the lack of variation. It's either a Glimmer episode about Glimmer reminiscing how she was evil or how she actually still is fucked in the head, and how she is sad about it and doubts herself, or it's not a Glimmer episode. If it wasn't for Trixie being absolutely great, both NSP and the finale would be shite.>funYeah, no shit. I warned you this is all subjective.
>>29241877that song was disney pop shit
>>29241877> If it wasn't for Trixie being absolutely great, both NSP and the finale would be shite.Discord and the Twinky bug helped too
>>29241880If you say so.
Pony is standing on the outskirts of the fight, saying the names of the last person who got hit in a very concerned manner
>>29241887Fuck Discord and the Twinky bug.Fuck them
>>29241887Yeah but Trixie was the only interesting and fun character out of them. Discord had his moments too I guess, but again mostly thnks to his banter with Trixie.Seriously, without her the finale would be boring.
>>29241900Yeah. Funny how she can get "reformed" and not be a total cunt about it
>>29241830Anon, you're going a bit too far
>>29241802It's time we linked good songs thenhttp://smaert.com/art.webm
>>29241897Take out a gun and start shooting people in the fight to make a beat/remix with ponies' concerned voice.
>>29241830That anon filly pillow is super cute, holy shit.
Only a month to get some news about horses.
>>29241930I NEED IT NOW
▶ I CAN DO IT ON MY OWN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHM7aeP_r0
Where is purple?I need complain about her shit taste in books
>>29241966Any book in particular?
>>29241983Daring do is overated
>>29241936A month passes flying.
>>29241877>Except we didWhen? In the finale when she was only one screen for a few seconds? Again, I don't know why this would bother you if you're barely ever going to see her. >it fucking doesn'tIt does because friendship is a big deal in this show. Cutie marks are a big deal in this show. Someone going bad because they've lost a friend ain't hard to believe in this show. >the only thing Glimmer ever doesShe mentioned it once to SpikeOnce to Sunburst Once to Trixie to show that she understood how she feltCan't remember if she brought it up during the finale but she probably did. Point is excluding the one with Spike she had every reason to bring it up and it would make no sense for her to ignore that in those situations. You and a few other people I've talked to like to make it sound as if the only thing Glimmer ever says when she opens her mouth when it's always been something she mentions once and moves on with the plot of the episode. In S1 the M6 fuck around in a forest and Twilight says they're friends activating the elements so they can blast NMM that conveniently turns her back to normalS2 Twilight zaps them with magic to cure them because she can do that nowChrysalis is defeated by the power of love shot out by Shining Armor and Cadance two characters we've never heard of but are really good at magic and love. >SongsAnd S6 has some great/good songs as well. >The problem is the lack of variationSo far we've had an episode about her meeting an old friend Christmas special An episode showing us how she feels around Twilight's friends And an episode where she fights changelings with some other fucks. In these episodes her being evil is brought up once (because it'd be weird if they didn't) and in one never brought up at all.
Rarity isn't cute.
Pinkie Pie isn't fun.
>>29242164She's a pony, ponies are cute by default.
>>29242167She's a pony, ponies are fun by default.
>>29242164Choke on my dick, you donut.
>>29242170>>29242182Show me ONE cute Rarity, I dare you.You can't because none exist.
Pizza flavored fillies.
>>29242189>implying I'm going to share my Raritys with you What part of choke on a dick don't you understand?
>>29242034>When?You're forgetting the Changeling episode. Again, it bothers me because I don't want a fifth, baby princess in the show. The fact she barely ever shows up makes it easier to swallow, but doesn't make it go away.>it doesNo. No, you don't go absolutely mental because you lost a childhood friend, unless you have some deep psychological issues. It's not like he died, anyway. She knew where he went, she could've sent letters. She could've visited. Starburst could've visited. If they really were such good friends, why didn't they stay in contact? Not to mention that she was just a little filly back then and this is nothing she shouldn't have eventually get over, did she go on a rampage when they told her that pony Santa isn't real?>S1, S2And none of those are similar to what the S6 opener did. In both S1 and S2 openers, the goal was to use the elements. This was established before they even began their adventure, and it was what solved their problems. In ACW, their goal also was to get the elements, when that failed their goal was to free Cadance and SA. Succeeding led them to defeating changelings.In S6, Starburst is completely unrelated to what they're doing. Glimmer just mentions this nerd and he has everything necessary to save the day. It came out of left field.>songsSure, if you think so, more power to you. There really isn't much to discuss.>variationThat's where we see it differently, I guess. In the opener, Glimmer was doubting herself before meeting an old friend.Christmas special was barely even a Glimmer episode, but even then we had a snide remark from Spike to remind everyone how evil she was.Trixie episode was again Glimmer being retarded in the opening and then doubting her ability to make friends.Mindrape episode to show that Glimmer really hasn't learned anythingFinale where Glimmer was again doubting herself, if she can handle responsibility and her ability to lead.All eps had Glimmer being insecure. That's her shtick.
You wouldn't taste a cute filly.
>>29242203he understood but there were no free dicks because rarity had them all
>>29241845Over a Barrel was one of my favorite S1 eps but I remember everyone hating it and Polsky in general well into S2-3.
>>29242206I would nibble her.
I want Rarity to make me socks
>>29242224She could, but you can't wear them as nicely as she can.
>>29242236She should put on some panties too so I have something more to slide off.
>>29241845>that whole threadit's a shame that you can hardly discuss anything show related on /mlp/
>>29242243I hear ya.
>>29242246Just like /v/ with the videogames. The best place to talk about MLP are the other boards.Some /co/ thread are godly until the barneyfag(someone from /mlp/ memeing) appear
>>29242272/mlp/ mostly recruited itself from /co/, /b/ and /v/ so it's no surprise that there's a strong overlap in behavior with /v/
>>29242204>You're forgetting the Changeling episodeBecause it's nothing. She's in the background and if you believe a character being in a background shot is enough to ruin a show/episode you're crazy. She has a less important role than Celestia, SA and Cadance who the show only uses when the plot demands it. >NoOur first major antagonist was a villain who wanted to block out the sun because she was upset that ponies slept at night. In a show where we've seen ponies active at night. Multiple times. Even in S1. We didn't even learn that she was corrupted by an outside force until long after Lauren left the show and didn't get an episode that was actual about that for a while after. >he has everythingHe literally just made a suggestion. The alicorns and Shining did everything else. But my point is each of those introduced that were never brought up previously. The elements can turn ponies good because They can also turn things to stone because.Love is just as powerful as friendship and it has exactly enough power to blast the changelings far away from canterlotTwilight can make ponies remember good times because>That's her shtickAnd Fluttershy's shtick is being shy And AJ's shtick is that she's stubborn and so onAll their episodes in S1 focused on those things or highlighted them in some way so we could get to know the characters. They did that with Starlight and it was necessary.
>>29242279I really wish this board wouldn't act so much like /b/>>29228126
>>29242346>talking to BuzzfeedI wonder if someone is stupid enough to do it
>>29242327>it's nothingYou're moving the goalposts. You said that we didn't see her at all. That's false.And no, I'm not about to freak out and say the show is dead because of her. But she's a detriment to the opener nonetheless.>NMM originHow is that even remotely relevant to Glimmer going crazy over a friend moving away? Seriously, I don't see it.>suggestionSunburst: Combining that spell with the light and love of everypony gathered for the ceremony, together with... Somnambula's Weather Abjuration to clear away the snow... and a little Fledgling's Forbearance for the parents... Heh. That should curb the little one's power fluctuations.He literally told them what to do, which solved all their problems. He was the key that nobody knew existed beforehand.The difference between that and the elements is that while the elements themselves work in mysterious bullshit ways, the characters acknowledge that and work for that. In the first two-parters, the characters set certain goals, and succeeding in those goals solves their problem. Sure the magical MacGuffins aren't the optimal way you want a story to resolve, but it's still better than the S6 opener.In S6, the characters do their best to solve their problems and failing, only for a random character to step in and tell them what to do.>shtickYeah sure, part of Fluttershy's character is being shy, and AJ's being stubborn and so on. But throughout the first episodes they also showed more of their characters, more traits, richness. But if all Glimmer is is a psychopath with crippling self-doubt that is good at magic, which is all her episodes were about and which you didn't debate me on, then no thanks, I don't like that character.
>>29242437I haven't even put it in yet, pony.
>>29242437That's a pretty cute pony. Who is it?
>>29242464Random Pixiv OC #30824.
>>29242527>supposedly this artist does porn>they play coy about it and never link it
Filly is a product of her environment.
Good evening, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Princess Cadance?
You can't blame the fillies for everything.
>>29242417>You're moving the goalpostsI'm saying I forgot. Because it's nothing.>How is that even remotely relevant to Glimmer going crazyYou're saying Glimmer's reason for going bad was dumb and I pointed out NMM because hers are equally dumb. > the characters acknowledge thatNo they don't. From episode one to every time they are needed it's always "we need the elements because they can save the day" you also ignored the other things I mentioned that have nothing to do with the elements. >they also showed more of their characters, more traitsThe only thing that comes to mind is learning Pinkie likes pranks as much as Dash and learning how Pinkie reacts to being ignored. We learned everything about these characters in the first two episodes and every episode featuring them focused on those qualities save for the two episodes I mentioned.
>>29242552The fillies blame me for everything!
New horse where?
>>29242683>tells you thanks and leaves>later you see her hitting on some canterlot stallion
>>29242691>you get to spend the day knowing you boosted a cute mare's confidence enough for her to ask someone out>Cadance will bless you soon
Last thread on the board.
>>29242705>Cadance isn't even aware you exist
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.