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Post waifus, try to unlock the phone and wait for the watcher to come.

Stealing can happen, but you need progressively larger digits (dubs to steal once, trips to resteal, etc.)

Dead horse: >>29225161
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>>29246658
I plan to steal all the waifus.
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>>29246658
reminder you're all retarded faggots
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>>29246658
Continuing my claim.
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>>29246665
You tried, lad.
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>>29246658
>claim waifu thread
>OP claims my waifu
Does kek will us to be together?
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>>29246672
Still gonna steal her.
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>>29246658
Claiming Lyra.
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>>29246672
steal for lulz
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Claiming Luna.
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>>29246699
Why you little-
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>>29246666
Hahah, well lookie what 'kek' willed right here, huh?
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>>29246697
>>29246672
Not if I steal her first.
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Stealing Derpy
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>>29246699
You bastard.

>>29246687
Kek's ways are mysterious. I hope you can win her back, anon.
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>>29246720
>>29246704
and i don't even like eqg wew
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Claiming.
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Claming the finest unicorn and the best pone among 'em all.
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Claiming for lewd purposes
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>>29246730
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>>29246730
Neither do I, but the Sirens are literally the best thing EqG has.
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Claiming my Applefu.
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>>29246759
stealing background pony
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Claiming best flower pone.
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>>29246764
No dice, mate.
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>>29246759
then i'll try again.
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>>29246730
resteal
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purple smart is mine
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>>29246759
>>29246764
>>29246770
>>29246777
Kek
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>>29246777
Me and you right now.
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>tfw have to get 888 or 999 to resteal my waifu
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ME again my mom actually cried on phone.
It hurts.
Also claiming best nohooves again
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>>29246807
na bro, you need quads.
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>>29246730
I offer you this horse in exchange. Dunno who she is, but she's cute, I guess.
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>>29246812
>Dunno who she is
you need to try harder anon
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>>29246809
>nohooves steal

can i get away with stealing 2 waifus?
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>>29246811
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>>29246824
How could you try to steal her? Evryone here Including me, even though I love her wants to fuck pone for good.
Also, already sweating like shit and shivering, actually going through all the 'empty' bottles to get everything thats left.
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>>29246809
This is why you don't call you relatives while drunk. Or recieve calls from relatives while drunk. Go to sleep maybe?
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>>29246843
>forgot pic
Well I am just a drunk and useless piece of shit again, aint i?
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>>29246809
>>29246843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujzp9ffPwPM

stealing anyway
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Claiming
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>>29246823
I really just found her in my pack, anon. It is the truth, believe me.
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It appears that yet again, Pinkie Pie is mine, and mine alone.
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>>29246852
I will soon, it's actually really easy to sleep when drunk, even though I am worried it won't be easy because kek withdrawal am I right?
I just need to get some train tickets right now for tomorrow
>>29246858
Nice try, she will always love me and stay with me atleast in her heart even though she gets stolen
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claim
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>>29246881
>avatarfagging
Please stop.
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>>29246809
>>29246843
>>29246856
Hope you pull through, man.

>>29246858
Kek.
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>>29246887
Haha, a whole thread acting like faggots is surprised when a real faggot shows up
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>>29246887
I'm sorry anon, I just love her too much and want to spread how beautiful and lovely she is.
I can atleast spoiler
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>>29246701
Stealing my waifu.
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>>29246899
So why do you even visit this thread anon?
>inb4 some made up shit
Yeah sure I believe you
>>29246890
Thank you, I too hope I will, even though I already miss the stuff.
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>>29246901
Normally I would have no qualms with it, but the way you've been spamming her makes you look you like an attention-craving faggot, as well as derail the thread.
I'm sorry for your predicamente, though. I hope you manage to fight back and get better.
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>>29246701
Steal
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>>29246881
until now.
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>>29246923
>>29246944
DELET
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>>29246999
well then trips have spoken. Luna is delet
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>>29246999
Meant to
>>29246916
>>29246944
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>>29246999
Your waifu is mine
Nice trips, though
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>>29246940
It's okay, I think it really might annoy people, so here I try to steal best hooves even though I got best waifu. Thank you anon
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>>29246809
>best nohooves
This better be bait. Because I'm taking it.
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claimed, for me, for you, for all of us
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>>29247128
Reposting old code idea.
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>>29247169
>being this memer
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>>29247169
until i steal it for no one
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>>29246883
Steal
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>>29247285
escape and return to me, to you, to all of us
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>>29247260
im stealing your book nigga
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>>29246781
Stööl
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>>29246781
stealing all the waifus to make you guys sad
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claimed
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>>29246809
>Has 4 gr8 grills to choose from of age
>Goes for the loli
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>>29247618
Hand her over.
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Welp, i just arrived home. And even though i just left last friday, it feels much longer than that.

I'll grab a shower and do the standard ritual, before i take a quick look at the phone

Also, i just might have a light case of trench foot.
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>>29247676
no :)
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>>29247618
steal for sadness
>>29247743
Jesus Christ is that your foot
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>>29247716
If you need someone to explain this to you, obviously you don't belong here.

>>29247743
Wew mate, that looks nasty, hope it's nothing serious. Take care and enjoy your shower.
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>>29246739
Steal attempt
>>29247743
That's fucked.
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>>29246736
Stealing.
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>>29247743
>First documented case of trenchfoot in /mlp/ history
I have no words
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>>29247618
>>29247791
>>29246736
steal for sadness 2
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i claim chill stoner horse
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>>29247802
no you don't
steal
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Claiming sun princess
>>29247811
Alpha as fuck.
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>>29246739
Attempt at the pretty pony
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>>29247800
You're a terrible person.
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claiming rocks
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>>29247743
Thank you for the fap material Swebro.
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>>29247853
i know, my life is so sad and empty that only suffering of others makes me feel better
>>29247827
>>29247857
steal because i am trash
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>>29247811
no she mine get your own waifu
stealing back
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...eight letter word that NoCNSAnon would use.
Hmm.

Oh uh, some anon in the last thread said the phone had letters under the numbers so... maybe he used his waifu to lock the phone up...?

Wait, what pone IS his waifu anyway?
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>>29247827
>>29247857
steal
>>29247889
failed
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>>29246658
>>29246687
No, but kek will US to be ^:)

...i mean, me and derpy, not we both Anon, n-not like i like you or anything...baka...
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>>29246739
Rolling for the best and most beautiful horse.
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>>29247899
dammit, why
claiming other rocks
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>>29247899
One steal at a time, you madman.

>>29247890
pic related
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>>29246878
Screw you, i m coming for that baloon butt
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Sweguy, not sure if you're still here, but I have some numbers for you to try:
I took pony names and converted them into keypad numbers. Maybe his waifu is the key to this puzzle?

Celestia ~ 23537842
BabsSeed ~ 22277333
Spitfire ~ 77483473
DaringDo ~ 32746436
and i'm not sure if this counts but you might as well
Rarity (33) 72748933

I doubt this is the key to the phone, but it's worth a shot, unless you can think of another eight letter word that would fit his MO?
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>>29247962
Screw you kek, let me be happy you shit
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Attempting another resteal.
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>>29247962
No, you're not.

Also trying to secure my claim with digits.
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>>29247984
Damn it.
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>>29247889
rerolling
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>>29247962
>>29247952
>>29247946
i am madness incarnate, stealing everything
>>29248000
you win, i'm too lazy to wait for quads
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brb stealing best pony
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DYp76Pc4-Y
Check us out!
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>>29247946
>>29247952
>>29247962
re-steal
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>>29248055
YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL THREE WAIFUS
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>>29248067
i am scum, i steal everything
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>>29248012
>>29248055
>triple steal
Git gud by single posts or go home fag
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>>29248092
too much work, stealing by bulk is more effective
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>>29247974
Getting serious for a moment, guesses can be 1-8 digits, and past attempts are in the big quotestack in the dead horse here: >>29239055

That said, I don't think it's his waifu's name. If we're meant to be able to guess it, it'd involve some visible clue. And if it's not meant to be cracked, I'd expect it to be random or esoteric enough that we'd need a dictionary attack.
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>>29248071
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>>29247890
>Wait, what pone IS his waifu anyway?

Clearly it's the best pony.
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>>29247629
I don't see the problem here
Had some great 2 hours of sleep
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Stealing Appul

Jokes on you i m actually stealing Twilight
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>>29246658
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Claiming the other Moonbutt
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claiming best princess
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>>29248197
kek was not with you today anon
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Claiming Mango Dash.
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>>29248337
stealing
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/mlp/ I have a confession to make.
And I'm not sure you're going to like it.


I'm not the real Guerrilla
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>>29246698
stealing that nice picand the pony
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>>29248651
Uhh what?
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>>29248651
Explain yourself
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>>29247599
Stealing back purple smart
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>>29248111
>dictionary attack
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>>29248936
Trying again
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>>29248963
Third times the charm right?
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>>29248967
no it is not
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>>29248651
>/mlp/ I have a confession to make.
>And I'm not sure you're going to like it.
>I'm not the real Guerrilla

What did he mean by this?
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>>29248651
No.
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>>29246707
but it's true
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>>29247599
stealing Twilight
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>>29248651
Well put him back on the computer so he can put more caps in the album already.
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>>29246739
Going for the steal
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Must take from the market while it's still red hot.

Profiting from dividends off of superior dress horse waifu.
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>>29248651
>>29249009
>What did he mean by this?
What DID he mean by this?
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>>29247599
fluffy is back to me, to you, to all of us
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Hello kind people.


I'm here with you from the very beginning, but posting only occasionally.

Two important things tho :

1. GuerrillaAnon is in reality our "Watcher" or something like that, calling it out now.
2. Only 8 letter/digit phase that is on my mind when thinking about NoCNS Anon ? Of course his most remembered one.

"I hope you live GIGANTIC lives"
So, maybe 'gigantic' or it's equivalent in binary or something like that ? Probably not, but still worth a try, eh ?

My next best bet is on the holes in the box.
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>>29248651
sooooo, are you the watcher?
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>>29249542
1. By "watcher" do you mean he is in cahoots with CNSAnon?

2. GIGANTIC in keypad format is 44426842. Sweguy, could you try that when you see this?
If that doesn't work... then we'll have to think of a different solution, possibly having to deal with the holes, though who the hell knows what kind of cipher those can represent.

And now a dank theory incoming: GuerillaAnon is CNSanon. The original thread reeked of foreigner not knowing english and tossing things into google translate. This "nocns" seems too... idk, artificial in comparison, like he's an imposter NoCNSAnon, taking advantage of the hype from one year ago. Either way, I do look forward to the continuation of this wild ride/arg.
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>>29248651
BETRAYAL AND LIES.
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>>29249660
If the guy was throwing things into Google Translate why did it translate a meaning for "meet" to "meat?" The words probably aren't as similar in other languages so either they were trying to English or just delusional. Or this is all fake.
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>>29249685
maybe the anon in the original wanted to stick his meat into the human? giggidy
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>>29249660
Maybe there's a way to group the holes, they don't seem randomly placed, maybe group them by row and each row represents a digit. E.g.: first row has 4 holes that should be the first digit... second row has 8...
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>>29249660
i d say 2, or GIGANTIC mod 10individual letters
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Well, probably the best we can do for now is to wait for Guerrilla to explain himself.
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claiming
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>>29249869
Probably for the better. I'll see what kind of ciphers potentially use holes in the meantime,
go quads

apologies for the namefagging
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Claiming
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>>29250211
>0211
>at 02:11:11
yeah, you deserve that one.
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Reminder that a maximum of 1 (ONE) waifu may be claimed. Attempting to claim more than one waifu (like this piece of trash here >>29248055 automatically invalidates ALL your previous and future claims forever.
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>>29246878
I don't like singles. Retrying to solidify my claim.
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>>29247800
Reclaiming.
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>>29250333
Well fuck, there you go.
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>>29246765
Holy shit, top cute! Rolling but you get my roll, I'm not stealing
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Claiming this beauty
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>>29246883
Excellent choice Anon I wont try to steal
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>>29250683
Steal
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>>29247890
>eight letter word that NoCNSAnon would use
Can it be "Diazepam"? He did not use it directly, but it is related to him.
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how about Central Nervous System into numbers?
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>>29248651
So the real Guerrilla is ok now after all
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>>29248651
I refuse to believe this.
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>>29248651
Explain.
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>>29251060
he is ok now
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>>29248651
>>29249542
EXPLAIN.
>>29251088
no u
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>>29248651
So, for now, let's assume that you even intend to explain this.
Where is the real Guerrilla then ?
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Filtered all these namefags just in case.
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>>29251128
>He still didn't explain
Scared
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Wonder what the guys in the thread have been up t- >>29248651
I'll get back to this in a second.

>>29251464
As i suspected; a rape alarm.
Just unscrewed the thing and pulled the plug, and it and it started "yelling".
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>>29246658
I claim OP's cock and testicles.
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>>29251570
Are you a gay or something?
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>>29248651
You are pure evil
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>>29248651
This could be a game changer.

Everything that's been said in the IRC, he's read.
If he indeed is CNS Anon, he knew every part of the plan from the begining. Hell, he could even have been right there under our noses in Largs, and we wouldn't have known.

Other than working on the phone, we can't do much else than wait for further contact.
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>>29251811
Like moths to a flame, all according to his keikaku
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>>29251530
Have we tried using the hospital's phone number as the code?
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>>29251570
They're yours, senpai.
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claimed and kept
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I'm surprised none of spotted it.

>>28810929
>>28810929
>>28818588
>>28823839
>>28847890
>>28850557
>>28850596
>>28854111

can you spot the difference?
>>18343022
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>>29252090
Nah, this nigga is memeing us, we're fine.
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>>29252090
wot
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>>29252138
Oh good, a smartass.
Look at the trips, mr 'I know whats going on here'
Why do people on this board always think they know better?
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>>29252090
> none of spotted it

You left out word.
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>>29251530
try "alkaline" as the password?
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>>29249542
>>29249562
>>29249660
>>29250936
>>29251456
>>29251811
I am not the watcher.
The original GuerrillaAnon is MIA.
I took his place.

>>29252167
And (you) gave it back, thanks.
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>>29252090
>last post number
>anon in a luna thread contemplating expensive custom plushie commissions
I don't get it.

>>29252161
>It's not the same trip.
Yeah, no shit. I thought you (he) switched to avoid getting he-is-ok'd again.

>>29252180
Why bother with the dramatic reveal, then?
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>>29252193
>why bother with the dramatic reveal then
Because its fun? Because it might just be fun for others in this thread too?
Fuck you're such a killjoy.
If you're gonna be like that I won't bother telling you who CNSAnon is, or where Guerrilla went either.
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>>29252212
So, wait. If the real Guerrilla is MIA, that means he could be kek knows where or already without his CNS and we will never know ?


Ho boi.
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>>29252212
Tbh I would rather if (you) didn't tell and it was worked out in the way the planner intended
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>>29252180
Wait what the fuck hold on

Guerilla's original tripcode was !ZIFRKESLWY

It changed to the current one two months ago, apparently

He's speaking the truth. He's not the real Guerilla.
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>>29252243
http://i.imgur.com/cDLLVmK.jpg

Here you can see when the switch occured
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>>29252243
Original Guerrilla posts: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/tripcode/%21ZlFRKESLWY
Fake Guerrilla posts: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/tripcode/%21%21srAGdhzCd1
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>>29252243
>>29252256
>>29252267
So it took me pointing it out for people to take notice. Well then.
The original guerrilla went missing shortly after the post with the picture of the unidetified being.
I have taken his place since.
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>>29252292

He said that someone was using his tripcode, and then he stops posting and goes missing the very same day ?
I don't like the look of that.
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>>29252292
>The original guerrilla went missing shortly after the post with the picture of the unidetified being.
O SHI-
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>>29252292
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>>29252161
>>29252180
>>29252212
>>29252292
Guy calm down, it's just some faggot pretending to be a fake by typing a different trip.

We got the box, and we're back home. If this adventure continues it'll be because NoCNS Anon gives us another clue, or we find something on the phone.

>If you're gonna be like that I won't bother telling you who CNSAnon is, or where Guerrilla went either.

Implying you know either of these things, faggot.
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>>29252292
You being an inpersonating little shit, i can cope with.
But this raises an even bigger question; what the fuck happend to the /real/ gurilla then?
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>>29252292
> Real GuerillaAnon's last post was on November 12th
> Today is January 12th

What is the meaning of this?
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>>29252325
>He thinks he's smart because he found the box and phone
But you haven't figured out the code yet.

We dont need to do this Jinx, you could play nice.
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>>29252346
JUST GIVE US THE FUCKING CODE
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>>29252346
>We dont need to do this Jinx, you could play nice.

Haud yer weesht, tough guy.

>>29252352
He doesn't have it. He's an impersonating faggot trying to call our bluff because he wants to stir shit up.
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I believe in Sweguy, if end up needing to crack it we'll do it!
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>>29252256
Wait a fucking minute...
The original GuerrillaAnon is the Anon who created the screencaps album on Imgur. Proof: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28785428/#28796087
Also this album is a PRIVATE album. Only the original GuerrillaAnon can modify it or add something in it.
BUT
As you can see in this screencap >>29252256 http://i.imgur.com/cDLLVmK.jpg
>you can see when the switch occured
The true Guerrilla already knew that he'd been impersonated when he uploaded it.
Could it mean that the true Guerrilla is alive and still lurking?
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>>29252361
Let's not send him to hell YET. This thread was build of belief at first after all. Maybe, maybe he has SOMETHING actually interesting to say.
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>>29252342
Heh

>>29252352
I dont have it.

>>29252361
Hold on there tough guy, no need to get aggressive. I am a friend.
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>>29252393
...what?

I need a drink.
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>>29252400
Well I mean, shit, he'd have proven something by now.

>>29252405
If you had any proof you know NoCNS Anon or anything else related to this, you'd have posted it as soon as you had your 'great reveal'.
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>>29252400
I am not the watcher.
I am not CNS Anon.
I am not Guerrilla Anon.

And im definitely not your enemy.
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>>29252416
Unless getting caught was part of his plan.
Sorry i have no bane images you have imagination instead
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Monitoring current developments
Also claiming best background cute
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>>29252416
I am on a shitty phone with a shitty camera, what proof would I give you? Showing my face would do nothing because you never saw Guerrilla's face, and I never claimed to have been in contact with CNS.

You are making alot of assumptions Jinx.
Why do you try so hard to discredit me?
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>>29252419
WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>29252433
>If you're gonna be like that I won't bother telling you who CNSAnon is, or where Guerrilla went either

This implies you know both these things. You're just being a faggot, hence why I'm just like, 'meh to this twat'.
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>>29252417
SO, you are just an ordinary anon then?
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>>29251938
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>>29252451
>If you're gonna be like that
That being the start of the sentence should have automatically told you the sentence was bullshit.
If anyone would have asked I would have rhetorically answered "CNSAnon is a normal guy" and "GuerrillaAnon is dead"

>>29252460
What the fuck is an ordinary anon?
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Damn, This thing keeps getting bigger and bigger. It's not even about finding the portal to Equestria anymore, Nor is it about ponies...

Is more about the narrative of the men who hide behind these masks

Rather interesting development.
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>>29252477
jeez so you are literally just attention seeking? not part of the plan at all?
you have lots of (You)s are you satisfied yet?
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>>29252477
Just answer this;
WHY are you inpersonating Guerilla? Do you Have a legit reason?
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>>29252494
I just want my pones =(
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>>29252497
This isn't about getting attention, this is about finding the answer to the most important question since all of this started in november.

Who is GuerrillaAnon?
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>>29252506

THIS.

We need anwser to this.

Do you have any reason ? Or you just were bored and decided to "go with it" ?
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>>29252506
>>29252541
I refer you to >>29252533
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>>29252533
He's probably a dead body by now.
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>>29252533
What is your connection with the original? Did you know him?

Why did you take over?

What is your end game?

Why would you wait until now to reveal yourself?

I'm not trying to fight with you, No one hear is. We're just confused and need answers
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>>29252549
>dead
I don't think so. >>29252393
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>>29252559
If not, why won't he show up to call bullshit at the imposter?
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>>29252580
he don't want to meat us
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We can only hope old Guerrilla is alive,well and looking at us right now.


In the end, motivations of new Guerrilla are not important right now. Let's wait for Sweguy and his results.
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>>29252556
He messaged me and asked me to take his place because he was going on a trip "up north" which (after reading through archived threads), I realised he meant scotland.

He gave me all the info he said I needed and demanded I wait till after the box had been found before reveailing the truth to you.

He told me he might not come back, but I wasnt sure why at the time, I thought most of this was some giant prank.

But Guerrilla never message me after that, and I have maintained his persona since then...until today.
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>>29252600
>>29252616
>We can only hope old Guerrilla is alive,well
and looking at us right now.
he is ok now
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>>29252616
So you are actually in charge of the album?
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>>29252637
Yes.
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>>29252644
Screenshots of messages from him and timestamps pls
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>>29252616
This >>29252655

Prove it.
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>>29252655
This.
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>>29252655
That would be nice if you may.
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>>29252616
ok so you were part of the plan
>>29252655
this
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>>29252655
>>29252657
>>29252658
>>29252667
>>29252674
Great, now you're gonna think im lying.

We messaged through guerrillamail, which deletes emails every hour.

This is gonna make trusting me much harder I can already tell.
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>>29252616
>going NORTH to seek the answers and never coming back
That's some Fallen London kind of shit right here.
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>>29252690
But how did he even email you? How did he know who you were? He didn't just send an email to a random email address there and be like "pls cover for me"
It's just confusing is all. We want to believe, but we want to know the story.
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>>29252690
Some other proof then ? Maybe that you really have acces to his private album on imgur ? As it was already stated, only real Guerrilla has acces to that and if he gave you acces to everything, that should be in there too.
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>>29252700
I believe him, after everything that we've been through. I don't see why not.
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>>29252363
You give me strength in these hard times, Anon.

I'm still working on accessing the internal phone memory. Youseem to need specific drivers to view it's content, and i've not found any still working download links to these as of yet. But i've Emailed Alcatel about it, and is waiting for a response. But i'll keep at it.
Even though i have a fucking wide array of tech equipment, i've never had to work on SIM cards before, so i've also ordered a SIM card adapter.
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H͇̼̘̱̘͕͛ͮͅo̩̔̒ͪͭ͂͋w͕̆̏ ͉͈̦͖̱̈́͊̂d͚͓̠̳ê̼͉̰̥̌ͪͯ̓͛ep̙͇͕̟͋͌͐ͬͯ ͓͇̠͇̣̻͈̅͊͋͌̅ͣͮd̓̌͛ͯ́̑ͧo͉̭͉̪͇̦ͦe̞̜̺͔̅ͨ̓̾͒s̫̖̳͍̿ͣ̈ͩ̍́ ͖̖̂̊̄̄͂t̟̩̠̑ͤ̂̎h͗̾͂͛̈́ͩ͑i̼̗̻̭̯͙͋s̝ͣͦ̿ ̑̀̀f͙̦̜͚̠̠̗͋u̼͎͗c̮̪͖̹k̝̖̩̗̠̜̠ͭͮͮͧi̹̯͔͍̔̽̑́͌̍n̠̠̐ͧg̹͒̋ͮ ͎̬̯̟̺̮̈ͨ̒̆̄̑ͧrͩ͛ḁ̺̹͙b̠̻̄̓̒͛̂̾b̰̫̲i̫͉ͭt̘̙͚̬͈̣̞̒ͦ̓ ̗̬͋h̻͎̖̖͂o͉̭̮ͭ̓l̰͂ͯe ̥͚̼̲g̟̱̞̪̼̯ͬ̿̔͐̄ͣo͔̱͙̻͋̽?͙̉
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>no RD claims

I'm gonna get shit for this.
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>>29252771
And i'm snatching her
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>>29252690
If you're telling the truth, you should be able to post pic related to the imgur album.
You see why we need you to prove your claims, right?
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>>29252773
And i'm snatching her
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>>29252690
I think you could satisfy most skepticism by just uploading a new picture to the album.

>>29252763
Good man!
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>>29252700
We became friends during the first few weeks of his emails with CNS in november.
He resisted the urge to give me personal emaills, numbers etc though.

>>29252722
I can do that, but you'll have to wait. Im still on a phone and nowhere near a computer.

>>29252763
Sweguy, be the voice of reason here, do you think im lying?
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>>29252773
Fine. Here's one of my others.
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>>29252771
mine
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>>29252773
>>29252786
Or I'm not. Whatever.
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>>29252771
mine
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>>29252763
Bless your kind heart sweg, Even though we're far from over. I just want you too know how thankful we all are for everything that youre doing.

We ALL believe in you.
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>>29252763
Try "essence" as password.
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>>29252763
Also you promised to tell us about more stupid shit you had had to put up with before this.
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>>29252834
seconding this, please
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>>29252791
>Sweguy, be the voice of reason here, do you think im lying?

It doesn't really matter what anyone thinks about you, and it wont matter if you can prove what you're saying is true.
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>>29252791

>I can do that, but you'll have to wait. Im still on a phone and nowhere near a computer.

Ok buddy, i'm taking it as a promise. No return now, hehehheh.
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>>29252880
You make a good point.
Alright i'll post a screenshot of the imgur album when i get home in a couple hours.
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>>29252791
Well, judging by how hard you're trying to convince us right now, i'd like to believe you, but i'd rather let hard edvidence speak for me.

>>29252834
Alright, it'll take a while doe.
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>>29252763
i believe in you sweguy!
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>>29253024

We ALL belive in him, he is one of /mlp/ heroes now.
Also attempting steal, because why not.
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Claiming Kirino Kousaka
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>>29253272
> no hooves

commit sudoku you freak
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>>29253453
Better?
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>>29253518
Much
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>>29253539
Thank, boi
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>>29252912
You type like the guy who said Sweguy had something to hide / recognized Sweguy's gear from somewhere or something else
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>>29252912
Giving you the benefit of a doubt here...
Why the whole dramatic reveal? Is there something you need to keep secret or is it just to mess with us a bit? Both are fine. To be honest, I imagine if I were in your position I'd fuck around a bit myself.
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Alright, I'm back.
And I have the cap of the album.
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>>29253717
That isn't the album itself.

Prove you can access it.
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>>29252338
>>29252600
>We can only hope old Guerrilla is alive
I checked his YouTube account, which is linked in his Discord profile, and he uploaded a new video as recently as December 30th, and his last Steam activity is five days ago.
I'm not comfortable in linking his profiles without his consent, though, so you're going to have to believe my word.
>>29253780
I think it's legit, as far as I know only the owner can see that album preview. More proof can't hurt, though.
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>>29253780
Anyone could take a picture of what the album looks like, but only the owner can see the thumbnail.

>Creation date is november 2nd
>Almost 3000 views
>12 images

You won't get a better cap for proof, but here's a picture of the album inside anyway.
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>>29253853
See now there's some proof.

Alright, so, let's get civil a moment. Why you? Why were you the one to replace the original GuerillaAnon?
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>>29246658
claiming unidentified bug pone
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this post is for SweGuy cause i know that nigga watching now
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I went and updated the pics/fanart repository, hope I didn't forget anything: http://imgur.com/a/xCs3i
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>>29253864
>Why you
Now see, there's an easier question.
We were in discussion for a while. He knew he was going away and was planning to just sort of vanish from the threads and leave his disappearance to speculation until he got back.
But he came up with an idea...why not let someone else take everyone on a ruse cruise? Make them think he was still here, and then return and surprise everyone with his original tripcode.

He asked me if I liked the idea and I said that would be pretty funny, and would fuck with everyone when it finally came time to reveal the truth. Sadly though (As I already said) Guerrilla never messaged me back after he went off, and I was left to wonder if I'd been rused as well.
I decided to wait it out and see what would happen (just like most of you really) and see whether he would actually come back or not.

>>29253951
Thank you anon, you do us proud.
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>>29253963
to be fair, me n' Sweguy contemplated just fucking off and leaving everything to speculation if we couldn't find the box and such.

Then we found the box, and the one Anon was all 'Imma go to the U.K and save them!' So we posted ASAP.
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>>29253963
So the whole point was for a ruse. What's the next step in your master plan?
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>>29253984
>Then we found the box, and the one Anon was all 'Imma go to the U.K and save them!' So we posted ASAP.
Well now if your CNSs get stolen everyone is just gonna think you two are fucking with us
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>>29253963
And now, you kept your promise, which means you are officialy our new GuerrillaAnon, congratulations, and may your CNS stay in place.
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>>29254058
It was originally a ruse, until Guerrilla actually disappeared. Now I'm not so sure.
Jinx and Sweguy turned out ok after going on there journey to fetch the box...but what became of Guerrilla? I'm not sure we'll ever actually know.
I'm here, I have access to the imgur album and I'm ok. I think that's what matters most for now, but it would be nice to get closure on what happened to Guerrilla.

>>29253984
You should have let the anon go, it would have been funny.
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>>29254121
It would have been, in Bird Culture's terms: 'A dick move'.
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>>29254121
What was your relation to him? Just an online friend?
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>>29253984
When your CNS is gone and you actually need to be rescued you will learn
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>>29254132
Rick and morty reference? Nice.

>>29254139
Just an online friend yeah.
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>>29254190
>>29254166
Nah. tb h fa m I've been at peace with dying for a long time now.

If NoCNS kills me and harvests my CNS for his neferious uses, I'm fine with that. I have not much to live for.

>>29254190
Dude, every time me or Sweguy burped during our trip we'd be making Rick quotes. "U-urp hey M-morty, yo- you gotta shove these waaaaay up your butthole."
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>>29254190
qctual question: Do you think he may have committed Sudoku in the Scottish wilderness?
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>>29254206
Well at least that would be an interesting way to go
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>>29254206
>Doing Rick and Morty impressions
We could be good friends, you and I

>>29254214
I'm really not sure
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>>29254214
I doubt it. If he were lost and thinking Sudoku would be easier, there are so many wee wild haggis running amok he'd be hard pressed to starve.
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>>29254232
>We could be good friends, you and I
slow down there romeo that's SweGuy's piece of ass
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>>29254244
Kek, nein. I may not be claimed, but Sweguy is straighter than a spirit edge.
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Claiming her again
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>>29224614
Alright, fuck it.
Anyone around here remember the 2015 Billboard heist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq-Pb1wyxjs

>>29253923
Love you too, José

>>29225026
>Not being 215+ lbs
How much do you bench brah?

>>29254244
You just had to make it weird, didn't you?
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>>29254248
>straighter than a spirit edge
Well I mean, it's not that straight...
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>>29254309
Huh. I did not type edge, I typed metre.
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>>29254301
Very Nicu Sweg
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About 15:50, I and Jinx met at the Largs train station (He was easy enough to spot). After deciding to consider Archive a bailer, we headed down to the ferry terminal, and got tickets. After 10 minutes or so the ferry arrived, and we hopped on. I began suspecting we were out too late, as it was over 4 already. With a little local help, we got onto the island buss, and got off on the closest stop to the Lady Margaret Hospital. After 10 more minutes of walking, we saw the woods, and headed straight in. As I said earlier, it must have been the enclosure for some domesticated animals, since it was incredibly fucking muddy. We'd sink down a good 10-15 cm almost wherever we stepped, sometimes more. Not to mention I stepped in a large fucking steaming pile of shit that covered my entire boot. By now it was dark as fuck, but we wandered around the coordinates for another couple of hours, until we felt we had to call it in for the day, since we couldn't see jack shit any more, other than the tiny spots our flashlights covered. I had booked a room back in Edinburgh, and my plane would depart the next morning, but I said fuck it, and decided to stay until we had found the box. We now headed down to a local pub, where I got myself a nice meal and beer, then a Sundae for myself and Jinx. I myself would probably have gone through the night without sleep, or crashed in some ones toolshed, but Jinx's morale was bottom low at this point, so I figured we'd ask if there was any motel in Millport, which there was, but this old dude (Based Ronnie) offered us both food and beds for the night, to which we after a while accepted (I was a bit worried he'd drug us or some shit, but the poor fella seemed lonely, and was in crutches for Christ sake). After telling him why we were on the island, and like 5-10 beers, we headed back to Ronnies.
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>>29254437

He was extremely self-conscious about his place not being 100 % cleaned, but we told him over and over (and fucking over) that it was just fine. And after another couple of drinks, we called it a day and headed to bed. The next morning (And by morning I mean 1 PM) we headed out after having some tuna toast and Tea with Ronnie. And the daylight truly blessed us, since when we headed back to the spot we had stopped on last night, we spotted the orange string after like 10 minutes. Which needless to say, was the best fucking feeling ever. A few minutes or so afterwards I spotted the box at the foot of a tree, next to the one with the orange string. As I said earlier, it had basically already been unearthed by whatever cattle had roamed the woods. So we get it up, cut off all trash bags around it, and then, extremely carefully, I opened the top, since as I said in an earlier thread, I was concerned it could be a bomb or whatever. I definitely felt some chills along my spine when I saw the tension cable. As we didn't want to take any chances, I strapped my belt around it. We then took it back to town, where we looked for pliers. After finding none, we hoped Ronnie would have some in his place, which he did (the pictures of the box are at Ronnies place). I won't explain anything further about the box, as I've already done so once. Anyhow, it was getting late again, and Ronnie offered us to stay another night, which we kindly accepted to. And soon we headed out drinking again (The pic of Jinx is at one of the bars we stopped at). After another 5-10 beers, we headed back home to Ronnies, had a few more drinks, before going to bed.
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>>29254459

When we woke up, we basically just said our goodbyes to Ronnie, took the ferry back to main land, took a train back to Glasgow, where we parted. Jinx just went home, I assume, but my story doesn't end quite yet. As I reach Edinburgh, I find out that I have to wait until the next day for my plane to Genéve. And so I wait, only getting an hour or so of sleep in one of the toilet booths, then around half past 7 I go to Genéve. Long story short, I miss my flight due confusion with the clock, have to get another one, but miss it since the airport staff points me in the wrong direction, then refuse to refund my tickets, and so I have to buy another batch of tickets. I can't recall how long I was stuck at that airport, but close to 2 days I'm sure, in which I once again got very little sleep, again on a cold hard marble toilet floor.

I'm so going back there this summer btw. Real nice place, with real nice people.
I'm also writing Ronnie tomorrow. I would ask you muchachostos do the same, but I'm not comfortable with giving out his info.
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>>29254437
>>29254459
>>29254478
Yeah it was one fuck of a trip, indeed.

I was knakkered when I finally got home, just collapsed in bed.
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>>29254437
>>29254459
>>29254478
>>29254500
I hope we all get to have a beautiful adventure like that.
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>>29254500

Oh, how i wish i were there with you. But since i'm poor as fuck and live far away from there, that didn't happen.
Still, at least you two had an amazing adventure, and with phone still locked, that adventure is not over yet.
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>>29254301
Just when I thought you couldn't be any more GIGANTIC you prove me wrong. What's the name of the second song by the way?

Thanks for reminding me why I study cybersecurity.

Tell Ronnie hi for us. Tell him /mlp/ is thankful for him!
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>>29254603
lel
>dear Ronnie, a whole bunch of anonymous horsefuckers on the internet thank you for putting up one of their own. They even drew you a picture...
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>>29254603
>studying cybersecurity.
Ho' shit, same here man.

>>29254603
>>29254608
lel, i'll tell him you people said hi at least.

>>29254132
>>29254190
>>29254206
>>29254232
Speaking of Rick and Morty references, and considering what day it is
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>>29237000
I apologize fellow tavifag but she is still mine
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>>29254666
Nice script, faggot.
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>>29254680
Are you a trap?
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>>29254301

Sweguy, don't tell me that was you with that billboard ?


O my kek, you are a true legend for all horsefuckers. You make us all proud.
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>>29254683
Aye.

Well, I want to be, it's subjective if I pass or not. I am already on Finasteride and have been for months now. I start Oestrogen on the 29th to help me transition into femininity, as I'm already plenty androgynous.

When I start the Oestrogen I'll be stopping the Finasteride and taking it in way smaller doses, don't want to shrink my dick, after all, just block some Testosterone to not inhibit the Oestrogen.

Also will be following this handy guide in a few days.
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>>29254680
Implying I required a script to claim my waifu and not just luck/fate I received those digits. What kind of degenerate do you take me for?
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>>29254720
One that got trips on each occasion you claimed her, faggot.

Your waifu would dislike your cheating.
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All this mystery, all this suspens, all this drama...
Someone write a book or whatever inspirited of this mess when all is over.
I'm sure this would be gold.
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>>29254603
Listen to both of the tracks.
https://www.offensive-security.com/when-things-get-tough/

Also, do you too have faggot classmates who feel the need to play these specific songs on their phone speakers on campus over and over?
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>>29254301
That was you too? Ha ha you're truly the God Emperor of Horsefuckers Swebro.
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>>29254658
Is still Thursday for the rest of us
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>>29254733
And still nothing on Horse News.
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>>29254825
How would one even go about doing that?
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>>29254708
Oh, cause I definitely thought you were a girl when I saw the pictures but then people were referring to you as a guy.
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>>29254847
Thanks famalam.
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>>29254834
You basically just email them about it
horse - news *DOT* net *SLASH* p *SLASH* contact-us *DOT* html
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>>29254855
Well, I'd do it but I'm bloody awful at organisation, and my links'd be all over the place.

I'd say this would be NuGuerillaAnon's territory as he has access to all the caps, threads, and detailed info in this thread of our trip included.
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>>29253984
That was me....that's why I named myself 'Prometheus'-"Bringer of light"

You guys had half the board shitting itself into a coma. If something bad we're to happen to you guys In the middle of nowhere. I believe I was your best bet about getting you guys the fuck out of there.

Most of the guys thought the box was a bomb that would go off once it was opened. Which at the time was very plausible given that's this is 4chan.
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>>29254855
I love your way to dodge anti-spam system.
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>>29252533
If what you say is true, and you aren't Guerilla, then I might reveal something
Guerilla might be CNS
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>>29254881

>Which at the time was very plausible given that's this is 4chan.
Yea, after all, 4chan had seen even worse than a bomb, right ? This place is beyond repair, but i wouldn't want it to change. It's beyond greatness now. Perfect little monster.
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>>29254919

VERY little chance of that, as we already established.

He's fine in my book.
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>>29254919
What makes you say that? Guerilla's emails with CNS or?

Also, why would you be privileged with information, if you're "revealing" it?
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>>29254301
Awesome, anyone has the archive ?
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>>29254937
Here's the thing though. In IRC, when we were waiting to hear back from Jinx and Swe, a few people joined us. After a while, he told us that he set all this up with CNS as sort of a silly fetch quest.
Of course, everyone asked if he was CNS, and of course he said no.
(cont.)

>>29254939
I thought about telling people in thread about this, but I wasn't sure if I should, so I didn't say anything until now. You have a good point though. Maybe 'reveal' is a bit too strong
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>>29254943
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24551342/#24551342
I still remember that kekful day.
Sweguy confirmed for god emperor of /mlp/. After that, and this, there's no discussion. Is there anyone who has done more for this board?
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>>29254847
>>29254853
Oh, er, because I'm a massive faggot and I likely suck all the cock, I'll post this pic from a few years back. I do miss my emo look.

http://imgur.com/UGkTzPz
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>>29254974
Afterwords, everything calmed down and he said goodbye and logged off
Here's the part that fucks with me though
Since I'm the IRC room owner, I can see the addresses of anyone who logs in or off. So, when some guy came in called "NoCNSanonX", and it was the exact same as Guerilla's address, I could only come to one conclusion.
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>>29255012
If you log onto the IRC chat as a random Anon it auto-puts that as your name.

So he was lurking without being on his name.
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>>29255025
Well just fucking shoot me, I'm dumb
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>>29255012
I don't know who's who, who's impersonating who, who knows what, or who's plotting with who any more.
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>>29255033
You're also a fucking Rat.
You have just fucked up this whole thing, I hope you realise that.

Sweguy, don't bother looking into the phone, you'll be disappointed.
You can all go home, A ruined it for everyone.
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>>29254974
Honestly, if old!GuerillaAnon was willing to pull the ol' switcheroo on us with NuGuerillaAnon, he might also be willing to say he set it all up just for kicks

if it was all a ruse, though, it definitely worked. so, uh, if that's true and whoever was in on it's here, thanks. this made 2016 less hell

Thanks A. Are you still erect?

Sweguy, Jinxed, were you two in on it? I kinda doubt you'd've gotten trenchfoot if you knew exactly what was going on, but might as well ask.
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Would anyone be at all surprised if this whole thing turned out to be one big joke all orchestrated by like one guy?

Cuz I wouldn't. Like, if Sweguy was just like "yeah i got some friends to post stuff and this was all buried in my backyard and stuff" would anyone even be taken back even a little?
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>>29254982
even as a lesbian i'd totally bang you
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>>29254982
My my Jinxy
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>>29255084
Nigga, I didn't wade through mud in a forest for hours on end all for a ruse.

It was as legit as we thought. Me an Sweguy went down to Cumbrae and explored. If this was all set up by one dude, I'd love to know as well.
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Seriously, if this is just elaborate joke, then

OH

MY

FUCKING

SIDES
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>>29255125
Didn't think so. Y'all seemed as real as it gets, just wanted to ask since this thread seems to be the changeling thread today.
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>>29254982
L O N D O N

O

N

D

O

N

jinx you're not only fucking cool, you're fucking hot
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>>29254982
>tfw didn't make it to the U.K. on an adventure
>tfw didn't make awkward introductions and sit on a boat for ten minutes
>tfw didn't bond with companions by traipsing into Scottish murderwoods
>tfw didn't get sleep-deprived, fill my boots with mud and fear for my life
>tfw didn't eventually find the box in a rush of excitement
>tfw didn't celebrate by drinking with casually nihilistic qt trap
I'll stop wallowing in this in a minute.

>>29253963
Your two months of service are appreciated, Anon.
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>>29255154
All I want to know is who is NoCNS Anon, and why plant the box with a phone in it? For the lulz? Just to see if someone would come to get it?

I mean, it was a fun adventure and such, but if there isn't more to this adventure, then it's like, oh, alright then.
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>>29255100
>>29255105
>>29255197
>>29255211
Y-you too.

I really would love a career in modelling tb.h fa.ms.

http://i.imgur.com/BoooF5J.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ztFVl.jpg
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>>29255221
Probably the phone is tracking Sweguy as we speak. I hope NoCNS isn't going to track him down and kill him.
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>>29254478
Damn, if I had the money to take a plane across the pond I'd definitely come with you and any other horsefuckers
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>>29255270
if he does its probably just part of the ruse and it'll fine we'll all have a good laugh
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>>29255229
when's nudes?
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>>29255229

God dammit jinx
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>>29249660
So... I was right then?
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>>29254982

Nigga you kawaii as shit
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I'm about to go full Red String on this shit.
I have no idea what's fact and what's deception any more.
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>>29254726
Legit don't even know how to use said script, but you can believe whatever you want.
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>>29253853
>You won't get a better cap for proof
That could be forged.

The only defenitive way is to post an image in it for us all to see, when viewing the album via the URL ourselves.

Say, if you post this image in it for us all to see, then we can conclude without the shadow of a doubt that you're infact the real deal.
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>>29255554
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>>29255554
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>>29255471
Second
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>>29255558
This is a proper dagi
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>>29255080
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>>29255080
Wat. Explain.
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>>29255471
Here then, even more proof.
http://imgur.com/a/bmnel

>>29255841
>>29255868
I thought A revealed too much with that cap, but I think we're still in the clear...for now.
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>>29255926
So A is in on this whole thing then? Wat. This is getting really confusing.

Also A+ proof
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>>29255926
Alright, i'll admitmyself convinced.
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>>29254974
Wait, NoCNSanon's contact details are in that phone?

SWEGUY GET TO WORK
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>>29256068
The next step in all of this might not depend on me after all.
But i'm still working on it still.

I've had a long discussion with Guerilla, and we might just have been stupidly ignorant of CNS's earlier messages.
http://imgur.com/a/9GyGP
I might just have to wait for a phonecall on the 13th Which is fucking today

And >>29162698 implies there wasn't suposed to be a disc in the box, as "The Watcher" has already retrieved it. However, this brings me to wonder why the disc was mentioned in the first place, as it seems we were never meant to find it.
We've aslo grown to suspect that the original Guerilla is infact the Watcher.
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>>29252407
Good thing I got just the stuff
>>29254974
I really start to think that cnsanon=guerilla=A. Maybe he just now realizes what it means when all of this stuff gets discovered an tries to call it of as a ruse.
>>29255558
Cute top and pants, cute facial expression and cute pose, love it
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>>29256393
So I finally got up out of bed and back to my desk.
How the fuck can this much shit go down in one night of sleep. Just trying to comprehend it right now.
A world where the insane have the truth
A place of freaks and a kingdom of maniacs
This is the world of we know best, the world of madness
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>>29254982
>http://imgur.com/UGkTzPz
REEEEEEEEEEE. I wanked to you
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>>29254708
>tfw drinking vodka and beer and Champagne a lot.

I'm not going to turn into a girl if I lose this much testorone right? I'm a straight black male. I aint gay.
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>>29256854
>tfw alcoholic
>tfw I also eat fuckton of meat
it should equal zero, r-right?
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>>29255229
Just don't do porn desu.
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>>29256911
You mean "please do a lot".
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>>29256349
Wasn't it said that the phone wouldn't work outside of the country, or have you successfully found a way around that?
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>>29255060
I'm very confused too.
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>>29255012
That's why noCNS isn't using the IRC
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>>29253272
Holy shit anon, what happened to her nose?!
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>>29254478
Ronnie sounds like the nicest dude ever. Tell him a bunch of horsefuckers on the internet thank him!
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>>29257013

To some degree we all are, nigga.
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>>29257013
/r/ someone edit the full "No, I'm Spartacus!" scene into "I'm NoCNSAnon!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8h_v_our_Q
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>>29254975
Wait a fucking moment. The billboard hack guy is actually Sweguy?
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>>29254770
Pardon the blog post:

I'm only starting my second semester (it's a master's degree). In the security specific track there's 30, 10 Americans, 10 Indians and 10 Chinese. So mostly what I have to put up with every day is incessant yelling in Hindi and Chinese.

I was hoping I could bring some reverse engineering or CTF skills into helping with this stage of the quest but you seem to be way more capable than me. I've been throwing some ideas as to what the code could be based on the box holes and the dates.

Thanks for the music links and the inspiration to try harder.
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>>29255060
Let's be honest, who ISN'T NoCNS Anon, at this point?
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>>29258361
i am NoCNSanon, pleasure to meat you
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>>29258655
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised.

To be honest, I think the OG GuerrillaAnon is NoCNSAnon and he blended in with us to keep tabs and is now just watching and waiting to keep tabs on us. Either him or Archive, but between the two of them, I believe them to be both No CNS and The Watcher
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if you didn't think this was a ruse, I have screencaps too. Although I'm pretty sure NoCNS and Guerilla are the same, which would explain the spooky happenings
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>>29254974
>>29255012
>>29259103
You two had to ruin it for everyone else, didn't you?
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If you are the same you have to be a total autistic to wait the whole year to pop up the thread about re-attaching moral fibre
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Hell even if it was a ruse it kept me glued to the thread holding my breath in excitement for every update and most importantly of all... friendships were made
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So sweguy... did ya get that phone call?
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>>29259485

>most importantly of all... friendships were made
So.... you are saying that, friendship is.... [Spoiler]Magic ?[/Spoiler] Eh? Eh? Ok, i'll show myself out.
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Bumping and claiming.
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Bumping
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>>29259591
Nothing, unfortunately. I don't know what kind of end game CNS has in mind, but i'm not giving up untill i've had a closer look at the SIM card.

YOU HEAR THAT CNS? I'M NOT FUCKING DONE WITH YOU REEE. GIVE US SOMETHING YOU FUCKING CUNT I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS. CALL ME OR ANYTHING, I KNOW YOU HAVE THE NUMBER TO THE FUCKING BURNER PHONE, CONTACT ME YOU PRICK
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>>29260467
Who's that? You have an adorable wife, anon.
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bump
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>>29261471
B-bump
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>>29253873
Rollin' for that buggu
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Wait, what if the reason original guerilla disappeared was because he decided to go looking for the box early?
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>>29262589

Or he got the 'job' as watcher. We have no idea.
All i know is that this shit's fading. Our only hope is that Sweguy gets inside the phone, or CNS contacts us.
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>>29261956
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>>29247800
Stealing Dashie
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>>29263998
Almost
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>>29247800
rollin for dosh
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New thread when?
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Hey Screencap-Anon, how are doing the caps ?
There's no update on the gallery since the preparation of the operation.
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>>29262728
>this shit's fading.
Nah man. I don't care if it's a ruse or not, or who's masterminding it. I just want to see what's at the end!
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>>29264354
I'll post a new thread once this one hits bump limit.
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>>29246658
Claiming this pone
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Bumping for revelations
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>>29264976
stealing
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>>29249939
taking glim glam to my shim sham shack maybe
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>>29246883
Stealing butter
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>>29246883
nature is fascinating if you steal a wife to enjoy it with
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>>29246883
Robbed.
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>>29266320
claiming disappointment
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bump
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>>29266333
scriptfagging nulls any gets here or forever
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The wait is killing me.
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>>29267214
if dubs you are wrong forever and ever
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>>29267214
I wasn't scriptfagging. I am as surprised as you that I got trips.
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ALRIGHT GUYS SO /IT/ FUCKING CALLED

I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT IT SAID. HIS VOICE WAS SO FUCKING DISTORTED THAT THE ONLY WORDS I COULD MAKE OUT WAS "/.../ THE BOX /.../"

>MFW I HEARD THE PHONE RINGING IN MY JACKET

DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING, HOW THE FUCK COULD I INTERPRET THAT. AT LEAST CALL ME AGAIN, ANYTHING
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Spoopy ass shit, fuck
...maybe the box has some clue to the password? Maybe the box in numeral is the password?
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>>29267436
Was there a number when they called you? Can we at least get an area code / country code from it. Is there any other information that can be gleamed from this number?
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>>29267436
Shit son. Could you tell what type of accent he had, or was it too fucked up? I wonder if he's actually a local to where the box was found, or if it really is some fucked up, global scavenger hunt.
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>>29267436
he's coming for you, Sweguy
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>>29267436
>mfw "THE BOX"

Oh shit. What could that possibly mean? Maybe he's trying to indicate that the box itself is where we need to be looking for the phone's passcode? Confirmation that all of those holes and the "33" are important, as we'd guessed?
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>>29267436
B-But I thought the phone didn't work outside the UK? Hope I'm wrong.
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>>29267464
The number isn't private. But i don't think i should give it out. From what i've gathered in ~one minute, it came from the UK. I'll continue to analyze.

>>29267470
I have no fucking idea. Imagine Darth Vader on a 1 week crack trip. But since it was a British number, i can only assume he had an Brittish accent.

I've also tried calling again, but he won't pick up. I've tried to text as well, but fucking happening blocking EE says "The message will be sent after 7am to avoid disturbing the reciever".

GET IN THE FUCKING IRC GUERILLA
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>>29267544
>>29267559
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What was meant by this?
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>>29267559
Also, if anyone's got a a UK phone number search engine, feel free to link ASAP
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>>29267436
RIP Sweguy
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>>29267577
An old trip of mine, didn't want to use it for this shitznit.
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That's it, i'm getting fucked up. I'll be back in a while
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>>29267436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cmqwbZa6_w
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>>29267436
o deer
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>>29267599
>I'll be back
That's what they always say when they're not coming back.
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>mfw I was heading to bed and suddenly it's happening again
I swear this treasure hunt will be the end of me.

>>29267559
>inb4 No-CNS Anon is Sweguy's father
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>Anons go on an adventure
>They finally make it to CNS Guy's lair
>He reveals his final form
What do?
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>>29267663
keked harder than i should have.
well memed.
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>>29267436

Leve it to voicemail next time
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>>29268255
kek says you're wrong
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>>29267484
Number of holes x 33 = passcode?
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>>29267436
Maybe in 24 horse it'll call again? When exactly did it call?
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>>29268535
You might just be onto something, there. How many holes did we count, again?
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>>29268570
24 iirc
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>>29268937
Well, then "24 times 33" is out of the question. The product of those two is 792, which isn't enough digits. Still, I'm certain the box itself has SOMETHING to do with the passcode.
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I sure hope xXHomerSimpsonXx gets all this for the next simulator
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>>29267655
>>inb4 No-CNS Anon is Sweguy's father
Going full Star Wars on us.
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https://youtu.be/1giVzxyoclE
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blömp
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>>29267436
>>29267559
I told you so.
None of you believed me but I knew what was going on.
I'm not coming back on irc, since somebody was taking screenshots and posting them.
*cough* A *cough*
I don't need to tell you what you already know anyway. You'll get another call.
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>>29268955
It wasn't exactly 8 digits but 1 to 8. Might as well try.
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>>29267463
SALT33?
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>>29268955
The box was packed with salt. Sodium is 11 on the periodic table.
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>>29246739
stealing her back
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>>29269405

Yeah me too, but if he won't, a lot of people are doing screenshots, so we will never forget.
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>This current mess of a thread
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>>29270834
I don't think they would be this smart... And salt was there to prevent humidity so the phone wouldn't die as fast.
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>>29271453
>Be this smart

That's basic, junior year high school chemistry. I'm not saying it's a groundbreaking hypothesis, but I don't think any idea should be ruled out.
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Jeez, I go away for a weekend and shit goes down.

Welp, staying home until the next call is made then.
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Bump.
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>>29271399
THEN LISTEN CLOSELY
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>>29273335
HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN DERAILING
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>>29269632
Accurate representation of the future
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>>29272881
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Can we get a new picture clearly showing the holes and how they're grouped?
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>>29274323
I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with the holes.
Why the fuck would he drill a bunch of holes in the box, then do everything he can to keep it tight/keep water out?
I'm pretty sure they're just fucking holes from any earlier purpose.
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>>29274349
Well currently all we have is 24 holes, the number 33 written on it and some salt like substance.

My working theory is the holes encode the password.

"He" emphasized the box... what else could we glean from the box?
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>>29271301
ScreencapAnon reporting in.
New screencap right here: http://i.imgur.com/UKeHI1c.jpg
Part 2 and more coming as soon as possible.
The screencaps of the old threads deleted by the mods (28960647, 29058983 and 29096705) are nearly done but I'll finish them and post them later. For now, I prefer to focus on these last days threads while they're still fresh and archived.
Also I added the desuarchives links of all the previous thread in the provisory album: http://imgur.com/a/hvR8F
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>>29274680
Based Capper is based
And it was about fucking time
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>>29274349
Airholes. Was there any evidence that it was used as transport to a living thing? Feces, hay, sawdust?
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>>29274798
Before i even start trying to answer those questions, why the fuck does it matter if the holes arn't even a clue?
And just for the heck of it, why the fuck would CNS transport a fucking hamster? And where?
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>>29270279
Somehow i suspect you know more than you're telling us

>>29274680
Noice. Guerilla, get add it to the Imgur album.
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Bumping since I've been on this ride too long to not see it to the end.
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Bump for answers and waifus
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Claiming.
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>Page 8 bump.
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>>29253873
stealing that bug butt
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>>29278783
Stealing
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Time for a new thread.
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>>29280620
Whoever does it, for the love of god, don't forget the imgur links, and mentioning why we're really here.
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>>29280646
Not directly in the OP though.
We don't want the mods to delete the thread don't we?
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>>29264976
Steal
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>>29253873
I want the bug



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