Friendship is Magic Deviations is still storytimed here!>>29629976 Trixie and the Razzle-Dazzle Ruse is storytimed here!>>29619093 Another winter wrapped up; how'd it go in Ponyville? Does Twilight Sparkle still hold that management position? Amethyst Star might like another chance to prove herself if the princess is too busy with friendship things or whatever it is she flits around Equestria for. Cranky's wedding went fine, didn't it? So... hopefully this year's spring was on time, whatever the circumstances may have been. The town knows it's possible!>>29699628Previous thread.
SEASON 7 TREASERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yas8fBClnwSEASON 8?>>29689176Premiere- In the back-to-back premiere episodes titled “Celestial Advice” and “All Bottled Up,” Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia. While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map. Season 6 & 5 episode linkshttp://pastebin.com/4teHjCbzMLPG Event/Activity Calendar!http://mlpg.co/htc/
I want to bully your favorite pony
>>29705221Twilight stole her job and now she has to work as a min wage assistant to Rarity. She'll probably lead the revolution when it happens.
What would life be like with a Rainbow Dash riding on your back all the time?
>>29705221Purple Gem Lyra is a good Lyra
>>29705255I'd get way more chicks I bet
>>29705255she'd tell me to do things
>>29705243Looks like a good cereal
Pony like flowers?
>>29705255>what would it be like to have a massive tumor on your back all the time?
COMMENCE THE BREEDIN
>>29705275What a slob
>>29705292I want to hotdog her cute wings
>>29705292I want to lay her across my lap and pet her until she becomes a warm puddle of pony putty.
plushieshow many do you havewhat do you do with them
>>29705260>>29705263>You should do her raw and never call back
>>29705323you're naked like right now
Pony yelled "Cheese it!" and then added some queso to her quesadilla
>>29705326I hug and sleep with my Rarity. She watches me fap and tells me what to fap to.I would like to get a sweetie bell and a trixie eventually. I always wanted a celestia but they are all ugly.
>>29705326Too damn manyThey sit in my display case until I've had an awful day then I take one of them to bed to cuddle.
>>29705344I'd spread those cheeksright in the middle of town
>>29705345fluttershy is the town's designated freeuse slutyou can just dump a load of cum in her any time you want--she doesn't mindthat's her only purpose and only jobto take hot loads from horny guys and help them relieve their sexual stress in any of her holes or on her wings or hair or hooves or be used in any way they want, any time they want, anywhere, no matter what she's doing at the time, she doesn't mind at all and will thank you for it
>>29705323Would Fluttershy stealthily flash you all the time out in public when no one is looking?
>>29705383>>29705391That's pretty hot.
>>29705392come on Fluttershy, just the tip?
>>29705392WE FOUND OUT YOUR SECRETYOU SLUT
So are late nights and early mornings real Flutter hours now? I'm okay with this.
turns out fluttershy is the biggest slut and rarity is a virgin because she's too busy working to talk to stallionswould fluttershy help her friend lose her virginity?
>>29705382Aaaand it's dead. Thanks for killing my boner, faggot.
>>29705413I don't know about Fluttershy but Rarity is a fucking virgin because of her meme high standards
>>29705413How about neither of them are sluts? Rarity is a LADY and isn't going to just put out for any random schmuck she comes across, even if she is interested in him. And Fluttershy is so shy and as close to pure as you can get she likely only ever has impure thoughts for the imaginary stallion she'll marry in the future.
>>29705406those are good flutter times because they are comfy and quiet just like her
How many deeldohs do you think Fluttershy owns?
>walk into your local horse brothel>see this what do
>>29705441Those are my favorite times.
>>29705452Throw one over each shoulder and egress through the nearest window as they were obviously kidnapped and forced into this situation.
>>29705447serious question: how many dildos or other sex toys does the average modern young woman own, anyway? like, do they all have one and use it every day? they are so mysterious
>>29705464they were just trying to make extra spending money on the sidebeing an animal caretaker and clothing designer don't pay that wellthey were looking forward to riding your human dick, too
>>29705479>being an animal caretaker and clothing designer don't pay that wellI dunno, both their homes look pretty damn cozy and they look pretty comfortable to me.
where can i find girls with flutter-type personalities?
>>29705495You can't, they don't' exist.
>>29705487yes, that's because they supplement their incomes at the local horse brothelthey enjoy it and weren't forced into it at allthey get to have sex with lots of new stallions and get paid, too
>>29705503fuck that dash is the cutest thing
>>29705511Living the dream
>>29705502the closest thing to fluttershy being real is andrea libman herself and she's married
>>29705511>wanting used goods
>>29705516dashes are very cute things
>>29705503Naked Coco is the cutest Coco.
>>29705551Coco is cute in general.
>>29705571do modern day bronies even know who nyx is?
>>29705577>heart eyesoh no
>>29705551it's kinda hot seeing ponies who usually wear something with nothing on
>>29705583the perfect mare to breed and then leave
>>29705576They don't deserve to.
>>29705518it is also my dream to have sex with lots of stallions
>>29705585You wouldn't think removing a shirt collar and a small flower would make all that difference, but it makes me diamonds.
fluttershy jacks off and breeds rare animal all the time since she was a teenager.rarity jacks off every dude in town.who do you think has more experience jacking a cock?
>>29705571I want one.
>>29705597what a pretty pony
>>29705687she'd probably be super helpful at getting impregnated too
Nyx is my favourite pony. What's yours?
>>29705700moondiaper, she yells at me to changer her
Fluttershy's fetish is to nurse you back to health and then be raped.
>>29705704That's kinda hot.
>>29705712No I heard you perfered Dick
>>29705704raped by what? how many times do i have to tell her i dont want to be raped by her animals while she watches.fuck your weirdo fetishes fluttershy
Thick thighs save lives.
>>29705750I want to impregnate those hips.
>>29705750where's her butthol?
wish i had my face in some horse buns right now
>>29705755You don't impregnate hips, you impregnate vaginas.
I just fapped to derpy fanfiction.
>>29705786I know that feel
>>29705772This was drawn before the ponut craze
>>29705786It's wondrous, isn't it?
>>29705786she's retarded bro
I want to go to the mall with my totally platonic mare friend and help her pick out horse panties
>>29705807I think those are actually Monster High dolls
>>29705805retarded ponies need love too
Why did you choose your waifu? What makes her better than any other pony? What’s so special about her?
>>29705819>choose your waifuhuh?
>>29705819My waifu chose me
Rarity keeps making this face at me.What could it mean?
>>29705824Shes drunk again.
>>29705819You don't choose your waifu or horsebando
>>29705824It's time for breeding
>>29705821>>29705823>>29705841poor choice of words, you know what I mean though
>>29705847I would fuck both of those ladies.
>>29705850but which one first
>>29705853choose or let fate choose for you
>>29705852Flip a coin?
>>29705850I think you might be the only person on this board who wants to fuck a human
>>29705857you would be wrong
>>29705862>>29705864>fuck a human>posts eqg
>no hoovesAbsolutely disgusting
>>29705867They're canonically humansSciTwi calls herself human
>>29705871alright, but they still aren't humans like >>29705847 with their neon skin and disproportionate bodies
>>29705862They're so cute
What is the greatest fear of each of the Mane Six?by the way, ever noticed how the fans invented the phrase "mane six" and now Hasbro is using it officially, even though it's never been said on the show?
>>29705882I would hug appuls.
>>29705885Twiggles - Being forced to eat quesadillasRarara - Having her buisiness ruined forever like in Sweetie Belle's visionPanko - Not being able to make anyone laugh again and having to move back to the rock farmAppul - The farm being closed downDosh - Not being able to fly againButter - All of the animals one day turning on her and consuming her flesh like what would happen in real life>spoilerReally fires those neurons
>>29705862thank you for posting the two cutest eqgs
>>29705843stop making me want to sniff and kiss those frogs
>>29705921would you kiss all of Fluttershy's frogs?
>>29705927>getting warts gross
>>29705931I miss MakoGreg has a good thing going, but it'll never be the same
>>29705910you forgot one of them
>>29705941We all miss Mako. Doesn't mean I'm not sick of hearing people say it.
>>29705944Why is Sunset so grabby with the other girls?
>>29705957why aren't you?
>>29705947such a great pairi wonder if they ever shacked up when they were out in the woods
>>29705957Adult ladies know just how tender and nimble teenager girls are.
>>29705957>be reborn as a hot high school girl surrounded by other hot high school girlsshe's making up for lost time
>>29705963>>29705978As soon as all her friends turn 16, she's going to slam clams so god damn hard.
ponies are very bendy
>>29705980what year are they in high school?
>>29705981Being made of marshmallow allows for much flexibility.
>>29705981You think Pinkie can bend her own cock into her own asshole?
>>29705981just pinkie . she can do weird things
>>29705984applepie best cousins
>>29705992i want to see an x-ray of pinkie's body compressed into the mailbox
>>29706054it's like 6 in the morning, can you please close your eyes so I can go to bed
This place is too lewd for a little filly.
Little filly has big plans for Anonymous.
>that adorable TwiSpike sequence in the beginning of HearthbreakersI want to see an episode with the two of them that explores where their relationship is at at the moment and is filled with those kind of cute and close moments.
filly funtasiawhat the fuck is itand how does it compare to mlp
What does a kiss taste likeI mean, you're literally tasting someone's mouthHow is that good
>>29706070Was twilight a good teen mom to spike?
>>29706080how is tasting a mouth gross. you taste your own mouth all day, is that gross?
>>29706099Not if it's filled with delicious food
>>29706089>not even shaped like a horse penis
>>29706101what if other pone has delicious food in their mouth
Would you kiss?
>>29706116>kissing a fat nerd
>>29706116I kiss my twiplush all the timeI wouldn't put ketchup on her face through
>>29706129What goes on in the mind of a filly?
>Today is National Ravioli DayRavioli ravioli give me the ponuoli
I LOVE PONIES
>>29706134Filly stuff.Colts.Discord (sometimes he likes to get inside the head of random ponies).
>>29706154Fluttershy looks so hot with her mane messy
>>29706155What are some examples of filly stuff?
>>29706166How can human women ever hope to compete with this?
>>29706166I love the way her mane just schlorps back into position
>>29705326one that I made,I don't do anything because she's far away from me ;_;
Filly the filly.
fat pony butts
I want to have sex with teacher pone.
>>29706330BonBon's fat pony butt.
I really want to have sex with teacher pone.
>>29706371>>29706413yeah me too
Pop quiz: Where are Twilight and Spike from originally?
>>29705221>Trixie Chapterbook thread is STILL aliveIt has become immortal
>>29706440their mothers' vaginas
Would Discord be a fan of Andy Kaufman? I mean, they're both massive trolls.
>>29706489Discord has a shitty lolrandumb sense of humor, which means that he probably likes Dane Cook, Russel Howard and the American Whose Line is it Anyway.
>>29705326>A statement on their website read: "The sex-affection of a person can not be provided by a doll. They are different and compatible services. They do not communicate.>"They do not listen to you or caress you, they do not comfort you or look at you. They do not give you their opinion or drink a glass of champagne with you.”http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/779841/Sex-robot-brothel-Lumidolls-Barcelona-prostitutes-complain-police
>>29706498>>"They do not listen to you or caress you, they do not comfort you or look at you. They do not give you their opinion or drink a glass of champagne with you.”They are prostitues, not shrinks.
>>29706498>They do not listen to you or caress you, they do not comfort you or look at you. They do not give you their opinion or drink a glass of champagne with youNeither do prostitutes. Program a robot to do that and these "sex workers" would go obsolete the very same day.
>>29706449That thing is gonna hit bump limit for sure. I wonder what about that book is keeping the thread alive, but Trixiefags must just be especially fervent about that thread for whatever reason.Good for them if they liked the book that much I suppose.
>>29706542Would you stick your dick in a Twibot modified to moan and say sexy things?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOLPiUs5yiQ
>>29706587People used to fuck that Lyra plushie when all it had was a functional hole, anon
>>29706542Yet another job made obsolete by robotsWhen will these sex doll makers finally cash in and make life size pony dollsSomeone is willing to spend thousands on a life sized Celestia fuckdoll with realistic rimmable ponut and cuddlable horsey coat
>>29706587Without a doubt. This is as close as we get to the real thing in the foreseeable future. Maybe in combination with VR we can finally be with the poner we desire.
>>29706587Anon at this point I'd stick my dick in anything that won't chaff it and maybe even that wouldn't stop me, why are you asking these ridiculous questions
>Weird Al's New "Medium Rarities" Will Include "The Super Duper Party Pony" Trackdo you like medium rarities?or do you prefer them to be small or large?
>>29706673Is this pony in a constant state of unfing or does he only unf at sumbling upon something that reminds him of T H I C C?
>>29706654i prefer rarity to be large, sweaty from a workout, and hovering her nice big butt in front of my face for me to sniff and lick
>>29706685if he's anything like me, random words are enough to make him unf and get hard even in public situations
>>29706587>That's the best Hasbro could manage.>Meanwhile a bunch of Russians got a legit Sweetie Bot in the making at a hundredth of the price.
>>29706710>Russians.It has a skeleton of an actual pony in it...
>>29706654I like my Rarities in all sizes but a large one is probably better for cuddling and sex
>>29706690Females are incapable of sweating, or smelling, or farting.
>>29706711So...How much is Twilight going to fli her shit when she sees sirens again and it gets awkward real fast?
>>29706685Most of the time he follows Femanon around. She'd be going about her day when she hears an UUUUH THICKER in the distance.>I hate that guy!
>>29706737they aren't sirens, and this isn't a griffonPer legend, all hippogriffs are by definition the result of griffin-equine mating.unf
this is going to be such a waifuable charactertough and hot military chick
>>29706747Twiggs sees fins and horse and assumes they are sirens.She calls them like she sees them.
>>29706757>That accent.>Milf.My body isn't ready.
>>29706734if that were true it would make me very sad
>>29706757i like her horsey muzzle
>Just got to watch yesterday's LWA episode.Goddammit, now I want some Celtic myhtology in MLP.
Hug the filly
I don't think ponies should be for lewd
>>29706861Love the filly.
>All this yellow
>>29706918How come is so small, yet she has her cutie mark already?
>>29706901it is always a good time for the flutter
>>29706928How come she*Anyways, Zipporwhill a qt.
>>29706928some ponies find their purpose earlysome never do
>>29706928She is tinypon and/or an early bloomer
>>29706747>Per legend, all hippogriffs are by definition the result of griffin-equine mating.
>>29706933>>29706937>>29706953>white girl>dog paw tattoo
>>29706953>zipporwhill has a tiny filly mom
A Flurry of Emotions premieres Saturday, April 22 at 11:30a/10:30cAfter planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. Butwith Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The BestAunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!•Rock Solid Friendship premieres Saturday, April 29 at 11:30a/10:30cWhen Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to makesure her sister sees that ithas more to offer than just rocks.
>>29706966>you will never have a tiny filly mom
>>29706963that's hilarious when you put it that wayshe's such an OC it hurtsher dad, too
>>29706969Chh, nothing.Can't believe you don't know
>>29706973>filly mom wearing a too-large apron, yelling at you to come down for dinner>she's made a dinner of candy and pancakes>it's the best she could do with her clumsy hooves>she's not very good at being a mom but she tries
>>29706971>Those synopses>More Flurry and MaudS7 hasn't even started and it's already shit.
>>29706971>Maud might move to Ponyvilleoh fuck does that mean we'll see maud all the time? i am hype
>>29706971>>•Rock Solid Friendship premieres Saturday, April 29 at 11:30a/10:30c>When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make>sure her sister sees that it>has more to offer than just rocks.Yes>Maud might move to PonyvilleY E S
Why do they keep pushing Maud? She's a one-note character.
>>29706971will we see flurry age-progressed?
>>29707007Because I am too.
>>29707007Why do they keep pushing Applejack? She's a one-note character
>>29707013I want Flurry to be a filly already.
>>29707007She's a fairly new character and they push all of those.
>>29707013I hope so, I don't like the baby models at all
>>29707022>"How do we make her even more lesbian?">'Add frills in her hair!'>"HOLY SHIT YOU GET A PROMOTION!"
The problem I have with the synopses is that they both look extremely predictable. Twilight is going to have trouble with Flurry and learn not to juggle so many things at once, and Maud is going to decide not to move to Ponyville.
>>29707022am I an edgy faggot if I think that those war designs where good?
>>29707033When do you think we get a CMC episode with her?
>>29707029>born a princesswhat will her childhood be like?
>>29707044Can you repeat the question?
>>29707044the crystal war was the most badass timelinewould love to see a whole spinoff set in this world
Pony countdown thing update when?
helloare there ponies here
>>29707125Yeah, there's a pony here.
>>29707064>pseudo edgy war is hell world>not the rule of NMMplease
>>29707202Can I get like a dozen eggs?
>>29707287what are you going to do with Dash eggs
>>29707292MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES
You must choose one pony to die heroically during this season.
>>29707398Twilight. Let her be free of this shitfest.
>>29707398>>29707415Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends. Except Fluttershy, Fluttershy gonna die.
>>29707414She is already dead inside
>>29707029>Flurry becomes a fillyI know what MLPG would look like for the next weeks at least
>>29707575YOU DON'T KNOW ME
Filly researched the Jump Drive
>>29707575Well, filly princesses are great. And it would spawn lots of art.
>>29707606I don't know where you stole those from but pegasi don't lay eggs
>>29707606Celestia demands a cake made of Pega eggs.
My ultimate top kekaiku is coming togetherSoon I will marry ALL of the ponies!
>>29707679like one at a time or just one giant ceremony
>>29707606I was just uh admiring them yeah that's all
>>29707695so the spell DOES exist, you lied to me Twilight
>>29707695Snug them both.
how does aj's hat stay on underwater?
>>29707757wow i can't believe aj fucking killed her parents
>>29707757I don't remember this episode.
Can I talk about the time when I had a near death expirience and I talked to Pinkie Pie, might be too /x/ but it involves ponies so...
Under the seaDarling it's betterDown where it's wetterHorse pussy
>>29708018PONE UNFORTUNATE SOULSIT'S SAD, BUT BOOP
>>29708032there is nothing sad about properly moderated booping
>>29708016I became insulin dependent back in 2013. In 2015 I was so NEET that I didn't hard shower or eat. Then I remember fading in and out between of my conscientiousness and third-eye and that's when Panka Pi came to me and said not to worry and not to give up and die. She was standing in ponyville across from a bridge and I think there was a big tree over her because there was a lot of shade. I guess being a NEET you sorta dream and fantasize about these kind of things but it was a really fucking intense experience so I thought I'd at least tell some people who could probably understand what that kind of shit feels like./blog
>>29708097>Then I remember fading in and out between of my conscientiousness and third-eyewhat does this mean
>>29708109I guess the best way to describe it is it was all in my imagination. It was a different feeling than normal thought because I didn't feel in control of it. It really felt like I was on the fringe of existence and I could have just left everything behind and just went to the other side. Delusions and poor health doesn't validate any of this as "absolute proof" but it's really hard to talk about it with normies ree.
>>29708097Neat! Dying sounds awesome!
>>29708097At least Pinkie was there to set you straight. Hope everything is going better now.
>nobby is secretly goatI KNEW IT
>>29708097>Pinkie Pie saved your life>after death Equestria is waiting for youNeat
>>29708228>nobby does non-secretly hat usI knew it
>>29708163I know right.Does anyone else just test-suicide, like putting a gun without bullets in your mouth and pulling the trigger, or going to a cliff and inching slowly towards the edge and then leaving or fasten a noose, get on a chair, get your head in there and just pull by going down on your knees while still standing on the chair so you feel that you can't breathe anymore
>>29708269NoWhat the fuck
>>29708277Oh.Maybe it's just me then
>>29708269I tend to concentrate on the train tracks at the station, trying to imagine what it'd be like.But I honestly think that's curiosity rather than genuine suicidal thoughts.
>>29708214It's going alright now. Cured my NEET by just going out and getting a job at a movie theater. It's going to be fun to bully all of those dumbass kids who go in thinking they know everything and me having like a Dan Vs. episode yelling "DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHOW" so can't wait it'll be fun. Thanks pink pone.
>>29708269I almost got hit by a truck and the only thing I could think of in that split second was "I don't want a cop or an EMT to get this weed in my pocket."
>>29708269I'm too scared to commit suicide, otherwise I would have already done it. I just hope when I die I don't lose the light of the ponies.
>>29708305Ha! Brains are weird.
>>29708317Where the hell's yellow?
>>29708377>14 hours laterNow that's dedication
>>29708383I just got home from work and I'm ready to educate anons on how much of a faggot they are for not breeding their waifu
>>29708377>>29708386Why are pregfags so fucking obnoxious?
>>29708386breeding is gay thoughcreating new sapient life is the greatest crime you could ever willingly commit aside from murder
>>29708393Why are you so awful to your waifu that you wouldn't have a child with her? I'm calling the police>>29708396We're in equestria anon, easily the best place to raise a child compared to the world we live in. I'd kill to take my guns with me to equestria and marry my horse wife
How many fillies have you filled with candy today?
Cumming deep inside is the final act of dominance and it's great. Don't care about the pregnancy aspect.
>>29708409z e r oy o uf a j i t
>he can't impregnate his waifu
>>29708317>Good looking figurines.>Have to visit McDonalds for them.That's just mean. We haven't even got those new Kinder eggs anon collected a week or so back.
>>29708305>copmight care>EMTeave it in your pocket because it's not their business but might have to give it to the police if they are there
>>29708430Yes, none of you canThat's not how genetics work
>>29708449>That's not how genetics workAnon, you're in equestria. There's magic and shit, are you going to tell me right now you would not get magic done to impregnate your waifu?
>>29708449If hippogryphs and hippocampi can exist, so can hipposapiens.
>>29708407I like you, you're my nigga.
>>29708470none of them are crossbreeds in the show though, they are all distinct species
Okay but what happens ifYou impregnate the horse humanThen she becomes the horse
>>29708449>when a filly with an extra 36 chromosomes is near me
>>29708541I want to impregnate Sunset Shimmerand then plan out the house with an interior designer together
>>29708554tex was so good at hands
>>29708567do you want them up your butt anonhow often you you look at hands for butt potential
>>29708559Pony killed 16 Changelingslovakians!She was an interior designer
>>29708559I do not give you permission to fill my wife with childrenOnly I may do that
>>29708097you gotta get in that keto diet
>>29708580Cuck, no one asked youCaptcha: Sunset cimiter
>>29708576WhatNo, that's just weird. I was just saying he was really good at drawing. What's your problem?
>>29708567All i'm capable of seeing is the horse
>>29708576All the time
Anal Sex: The Motion Picture Soundtrack
>>29708514Says you, and you don't know nothing.
>>29708671Weird, I thought that started after the tripfags show up
>>29708711Hey don't knock anal sex until you've had a dick up your ass
>>29708721The only way to truly appreciate anal sex the ost is with schiity audio
>>29708738You mean this? schiit.com
>>29708880ANON, NOThicc is already too much!
filly is playing the Undertale OST again
>>29709025Why is she so little I thought she was like 6 it 7 feet tall
Hugging ponies is good for you
>>29709181They have no official height Anon.We know their heights relative to each other and the objects in their world, but for all we know Celestia could be just 10 inches tall
>>297091978 ft candy cane
>>29709213too bad they have hooves and not feet, they sure as fuck don't use humans' feet as a unit of measurement
>>29709213And what human did the ponies use to determine the length of a foot before standardizing it?
>>29709213I never did understand that, because she's looking at it and assuming, not actually measuring it.So her measurements might be off, and even then, they have hooves, not feet.I don't know.
>>29709197>>29709213>>29709245One day you know one of the ponies is just going to offhand mention their height/weight or something and all the figures for this stuff goes out the window.I half expected there to be something like, there's a Wonderbolts trading card with Spitfires measurements on it this season AND THEN WE'D ALL KNOW
every time I draw Twilight I forget the wings
Come up with names for hoofball teams for these locations:CanterlotManehattan AppleoosaFillydelphiaVanhoover
>>29709257It would be irrelevant. The 8ft Candy Cane already was enough to get somewhat exact measurements no matter how you measure that candy cane.The problem is that there is literally no way for us to know if the unit of measurement they use is the equivalent of ours.Unless Twilight just fucking recites the definition of a meter and it's the same as ours, and then also proceeds to define a second and state the speed of light, or the show staff just comes and gives us an exact number, the ponies will always be the size you want them to be
>>29709278>Twilight>wingswhat are you talking about? unicorns don't have wings.
>>29709278I don't see the problem
>>29709292We can kind of assume that their speed of light is the same as ours
Every time I draw Rainbow Dash I forget her horn and regalia
>>29709257I know, and I can't wait for it.>>29709285Canterlot Guards/Knights(Take your pick)Manehattan Giants(LOL REF)Appleoosa RanchersFillydelphia ManticoresVanhoover Ursas
>>29709303I honestly didn't expect anyone to give a serious reply.Works for me.
>>29709301tag yourself, me on the left
Will you assholes quit telling my mom she's b-big, or that 'it's time'.
>>29709303I'd say Canterlot Lancers would be better since unicorns can poke things with their horns.
>>29709311she's not a small pony
>>29709313I think Appleoosa Outlaws would be better.
>>29709292>The problem is that there is literally no way for us to know if the unit of measurement they use is the equivalent of ours.I mean probably?In Season there was not a single mention of Months or even Days of the week. Season 2 was when they first started using them. At that point I started thinking its a safe assumption.It's not like they're going to use some weird, made up system like metric or something
>>29709321>S2 was when they first mentioned months3 MONTHS OF WINTER COOLNESS YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>29709213The 8 foot tall candy cane is a poor reference Better to measure them against the average size of various objects and animals in their environment, but even that isn't very reliableI like to imagine they come up to about waist high on an Equestria Girl
>>29709321>>29709332DYEWTS YOU BRONY FUCK
>>29709313Yeah, but I was wondering more or less on making it semi-regal.Course we could always call them the Canterlot Royals and just lol, regal.>>29709318I'd keep Outlaws for Dodge Junction. But that's just me.
>>29709311Princess Celestia has a very busy schedule and we have to remind her when it's time
>>29709334>poor reference>posts the literally most useless one
>>29709342How about Appleoosa Bandits?
>>29709334Yes.Because the average size of apples here is the same as in the magical world where apples ranged from "normal" to twice the size of Applejack.
Does it really matter how big the ponies are?
>>29709349It depends on how big the league is.If you're just doing 8 teams, might not be a good idea to have two super related team names.How many hoofball teams could there be in Equestria though?
>>29709332omfg the NAMES of the monththey didn't say November December January
>>29709356the ponies should be at least the size of large horses
>>29709356Well I want to know if I'll need a stool or if I'll need to kneel to fuck them
>>29709363I imagine hoofball as being like baseball, because Spike mentions hoofball cards, and trading cards are usually associated with baseball.Like the MLB, the hoofball league has 2 leagues, the Equestrian league and the National league.(I just wrote down a fictional sports league for a little girls' show. How autistic am I?)
>>29709356It does matter for imagining how big they are during hugs and other things
>>29709384National?I think they'd just be more content to have a West and an East league and split the teams down the sides.Though we don't know how many teams would be in each league.Unless the total number of teams is greater than 20, I'd watch out throwing two similar team names like Bandits and Outlaws, especially in the same league.
>>29709356I want to be able to pick up a filly or colt and hug them and be hugged back.
>>29709399Like the American League and the National League.
We /sp/?Hahah fucking kill me
WE'RE ACTUALLY GETTING SHOW AND SETTING DISCUSSION, KEEP GOING YOU FAGGOTS>>29709384What's interesting to me is we've seen an actual football back in the Iron Pony Competition for Fall Weather Friends, long before they decided to Quidditch it up.>>29709399We also need to add a few more city names: Las Pegasus, Trottingham and Cloudsdale come to mind
>>29709408Yeah, I know but the American League in that case started off as a minor system that became a major league.It wasn't always AL and NL.
>>29709412>ninersOh shit who else 18/f/ca here
>>29709311Will you start being interesting or entertaining at all?
>>29709415>KEEP GOING YOU FAGGOTSNo, someone post cute stallions pls
Pony size arguments are the most autistic thing everAnd taking the phrase "8 foot tall candy cane" literally is extremely autistic
>>29709433Where the fuck do you think you are?
>>29709415Its not a rare thing anonymous
>>29709415Ah, shit, Uh... Las Pegasus Aces(Card joke)Cloudsdale LightningTrottingham Arrows(I can't recall what Trottingham is famous for specifically, I know it's based on Nottingham)
>>29709470such hungry smooch slut
>>29709292>the ponies will always be the size you want them to beMYLITTLEPONY
>>29709457Which would be Equestrian League and which would be National League?
>>29709492I'm sorry if posting .webms from the show triggers you this much
>>29709492Anon, this was the gay /soc/ thread before that gay /soc/ threadBut I agree completely
>>29709498I'd rather just split it between Western and Eastern leagues, TBQH. But maybe that's just me.
>>29709517Is that one of the things from the Witch Macadamia you guys like
>>29709498Equestria is their nation so wouldn't an Equestrian League be the same thing as a National League?
>>29709505>But I agree completelyI don't get why every other dumb fetish can get posted but not even slightly lewd gay pictures get this sort of strong reaction
>>29709532Eastern/Western works better. So, which would be Western and which would be Eastern?>>29709538America is our nation, so wouldn't an American League be the same thing as a National League?
>>29709538>America is their nation so wouldn't an American League be the same as a National League?
>>29709547Here's a map for referenceI'm not sure there's enough towns to have two leagues.
>>29709544because they were posted in a way that could easily be construed as a deliberate attempt to derail the discussion anon was having>>29709549>>29709547Sorry I don't follow baseball, I didn't realize they used such moronic conventionsIts like having a Florida league vs a Sunshine State League
>>29709560Roseluck is an ugly pony.
>>29709565You have an ugly opinion
>>29709557Yeah, I'm only counting 15 or so teams.You could still split them into divisions, but two leagues would be overkill.
>>29709560I mean, most people can follow two post threads at once and I'm pretty sure most people here don't know enough about baseball to contribute to the sports discussion
>>29709557We can't include Griffonstone, because it's HOOFball.
>>29709576They're allowed in the Equestria games...
>>29709565That's just plain wrong
>>29709579The equestria games was more akin to the olympics thoughI don't think hoofball was even an event
>>29709565Literally wrong. Roseluck is very pretty.I believe you meant to say this technicolor mess
>>29709583I want to deflower her, if you know what I mean.
>>29709574I would imagine most bronies don't watch sports.
>>29709588All three are very pretty flower horses you knave
>>29709594I don't follow beisabol
What would be the hoofball rivalries? I say Canterlot-Manehattan.
>>29709332and awesome holidays ^_^
>you will never have a filly baseball team
>>29709415>metapostingwhat the filly is up my griphon bros
>>29709613Canterlot would have rivalries with a lot of teams.Fillydelphia-ManehattanPonyville-Appleoosa
>>29709620I'm imagining the Bad News Bears, but with fillies.
>>29709595Not with that green hair are you out of your mind
HOW ABOUT DEM BEARS
>>29709579>Equestria gameshow dare you give me ptsd of hat cringe
I'm gonna call it a night.Good day, /mlp/.
>>29709648I speak the TRUTHColton agrees
>>29709632But Manehattan would be their main rival.
filly's power level is likesuper high
Pony is worried that she'll lose her pony insurance and won't be able to afford her pony treatments.
>>29709670colton is a weenie and he's an asparagus lover (the most uncool of all vegetables)
>>29709798OVER THE LINE
Computer, simulate a 2017 4chan thread about cartoon horsesDisable security protocols
>>29709798stop stealing FlyingSaucer filenames
>>29709809you can't just "own" a filename, man
>>29709818lucky son of a button's mom
>>29709809What are you talking about? Those are all MY filenames.
>>29709924What is this horse counterfeiting
>>29709943Knock off ponies
>>29709962Some kind of Chineighs knock offs?!
>>29709993as much as I love giant cocksI really don't care for this sort of thingbut here: https://derpibooru.org/1392623
>>29709999How much lead is in the paint?!
>>29710056Its all lead. Lead with coloring dye in it.
>>29709993oh sweet my dose of guilty pleasure just arrivedI wish he'd make another longer animation like the TwilightxTrixie or RarityxNMR again though
>>29710070I want to see more cumshots where the balls tense
>>29710137cutest ship, or cutest ship?
>>29710091 that one part where Twilight sucks on her cumming cock was my fap fuel for weeks
Futa on female is overdone but tolerable.Futa on Futa is just gay. Twice as gay as futa on male.
>>29705221Here (You) go issac
>>29710238That happen when the fillies cheerleader don't wear cute cotton panties to cover their filly bit
There could be a filly hidden in your room and you would never know.
How would ponies throw a baseball with hooves?
>>29710269a baseball cannon, duh
>>29710275Maybe I could make them anthro.
>>29710282maybe you can shut up
>>29710235Futa on futa features the same male to female genital ratio as standard MF with extra tiddies.
>>29710300There's nothing wrong with anthro.
>>29710307Futa/Futa is for people who are too chickenshit to draw futa/male or just straight up male/male.Especially when both futas have balls. If you're going to draw a female-bodied person taking it up the poopchute, you don't NEED to add a dick there, do you?
>>29710282You should probably just give up entirely before you do that
>>29710255Does cryingboy ever escape that hellish basement?
>>29710326no the conclusion is that he is already dead the end
how do i have the best nethack experience
>>29710331what a shitty conclusion
>>29710343poor coke pony
>>29710316But what if you like the aesthetic of both a female body and a throbbing horsecock?
>>29710352Then just have a chick be fucked by a horse. It's not rocket science.
>>29710385>http://mlpg.co/countdown/what a cute seahorse
>>29710324If I have to make the characters anthro for it to work, should I just scrap my idea?
>>29710392WHEN YOU'RE IN DISTRESS
>>29710418why do you subject me to these horrors anon
>>29710413Well it would defeat the whole point of the pony thingI mean if you just want to do bipeds you could do the EQG thing and keep it pony related but all the charm would be gone
>>29710425You subject yourself to themI was trying to subject the other anon to that one
>>29710368But you don't get to enjoy the dick when it's buried inside her. That's why you need futa on futa. Enjoy that majestic cumming horsecock, regular intercourse and two cuties all at once.
>>29710436Thanks for subjecting me. Already seen it of course, bu I gotta say this one is pretty good.The one with Lotus and Aloe is good for a short loop as well.
>>29710439It's like you don't like x-ray shots, Anon.What a fucking pleb.
>>29710462Oh I do and prefer them when available. But it's double the fun this way. Plus, when the futa on the receiving end is just letting it flail or jerks herself off, that's some extra hotness.
>>29710477I'm afraid we're forced to disagree, Anon. Fu/Fu is just not for me. Hell, I'm tired of seeing Fu/F everywhere, too. I'm just too desensitized to it.
>>29710484wh-what does that button do
>>29710485You mean you don't like erotic straight/lesbian set-ups have the girls with surprise penises out of nowhere? What are you, gay?
>>29710491It boops, duh.
>>29710484>>29710502>>29710505Whoa there calm down that is an awful lot of boopin
>>29710510No, Anon, I'm just tired.
>>29710522Come to think of it, the only honorable thing left
>>29710485That's completely fine. Frankly I still prefer my porn either straight, lesbian or rarely futa/female. It's only when I masturbate too much and start getting more perverse I start seeing the appeal and go for shit like this.
>>29710533I wish it were that simple.But no.>>29710535I end up going more zoologically inclined directions. Large insertions/xenophilia are great.
>>29710219>>29710418link to the twilight one?
>>29710582>>29710582>>29710582How's your first day of Spring?
>>29710548yeah, I can dig that as well.>>29710559https://derpibooru.org/1129333?q=artist%3Ablackjr%2C+tsit's part of this, follow the links
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.