Oops, Sorry! I must have fallen asleep!Last thread >>29867620A lewd CYOAA pegasus filly with a knack for finding things named Hidden Gem and her best friend Dusty Miller, a young moth-pony colt, have teamed up with Crystal Lattice, a local town creep and aspiring amateur alchemist to try to save their town from going crazy after something on a hill top begins to make household objects come to life, and may possibly be driving ponies crazy.Thus far these brave foals have managed to defeat Animated Appliances and crazy horny ponies, As well as save Both Gem and Dusty's mothers! Now they face Some strange creature at the top of a glowing hill and you started fighting it!This is where your adventure continues.https://www.anonpone.com/landfall/Hidden Gem Max HP: 94[Actions]-Bash 20 accuracy 85%-Drop bash 30 accuracy 60%-Sky defend accuracy 80%-Defend accuracy 90%-Static charge (Interrupt enemy attack Must obtain cloud first) accuracy 70%Dusty Miller>(Currently under the effects of a Mammoth potion)Current HP:250 [Temporary Max 280]-Stomp 40 80%-Body Slam 55 60% (20% to grapple)-Tusk Charge 60 70%-mammoth toss 50 + higher weight (70% - weight modifier)Due to the effects of the potion, Dusty gains a 50% resistance to damage and is now resilient to cold, he also looses his ability to fly. Dusty is also unable to use healing items meant for a regular sized pony.[Base Stats]Max HP:70[Actions]-Bash 10 accuracy 80%-Intercept (Block enemy attack taking 50% of the damage it would deal) 70%-Sky defend accuracy 90%-Observe accuracy 100%Crystal Lattice Max HP:120[Actions]-Buck 10 60%-Flurry strike 5 damage (Chain of strikes with weapon or hooves until a strike fails) accuracy 50%-Tackle 5 40% (20% to grapple)-Potion ?-Swipe 5 80% only counters attackers
>Hidden Gem HP: 84 [Max 94]Items:-cheese stick-cookie-goggles-scarf-Nail bat-walkie talkie-Choco rolls X4-Fruit taffy X2>Crystal Lattice HP:80 [Max 120]-Rolling Pin-Cyto-Crash Alpha X5 (causes rapid biological changes that hinder the enemy)-Crag X3 (Turns you more rocky)-Nightwing X2 (Makes you more Bat like)-Delve X3 (Makes you more fish like)-mist (makes you into a cloud entity) X1-Soda X2>Dusty Miller HP:225 [Temporary Max 280]Items:-Flashlight-walkie talkie-cheese stick-baseball cards-frying pan-Shin Guards-Hearts and hooves Day card (From Gem)-Notebook & Pen-BirdDusty is too large to use normal healing items until he shrinks back to his original size. Larger healing items must be used to restore Dusty's HP.[Dusty's Temporary move set]Stomp 40 80%Body Slam 55 60% (20% to grapple)Tusk Charge 60 70%-Healing Items-Chocolate rolls +10HP over 3 turnsFruit taffys +40HPCookie- restores 30HPCheese Stick- restores 50HPSoda +30 HP>>29868552>>29868410>You find yourself with a moment to think during the chaos, As your friends prepare for another Volly of attack.>Suddenly Crystal looks up at you with... Well it's hard to tell what expression she's making sometimes with her glasses.>"Hidden! I have an idea, but I need to get inside the rock! Please! But I don't know if it will work! If you stun the creture should I try to get in!? Yes?""Uhh.Do you Attack with the direct method?Gem:Static Charge Dusty:Body SlamCrystal:Flurry StrikeOr the "Tactical approach?Gem:Static ChargeDusty:Toss >TreeCrystal:Crag potion+ Attempt to dive inside a hole (40%)??? (Meteor monster) HP: -75/???Tree 1 HP: -0/???Tree 2 HP: -40/???
Also Feel free to change up the plan too, these are just the two that were left in the thread when it died.
>>29895835Gem: Ask Cystal how getting side would help with all the tentacles in it? What if you get stuck in there?Do the direct method.
>>29895835Tactical. I'm interested in Crystals plan.
>>29895835Dusty Tusk ChargeGem static chargeCrystal explain the plan and do her action from the "tactical approach"
>>29895876>>29895948If you read the post from the last thread, the idea is for the tactical method is for Crystal to enter one of the craters and drink aCrag, potion for fat stats. Then she can wreck shit and hit it's weakness.
>>29895968yes but the character in story can explain it.
>>29895978But it's combat right now. It would take some time and could be distracting.
>>29895835I vote tactical
I wonder if the alien is edible.
Hey guys. Here's a crazy idea. What if they can recover health by fucking?
>>29895888>>29895948>>29895995>>29896012"Wait, what exactly did you want to...>"NO Time!" Crystal yells before charging headfirst at the meteorite!>Hidden Gem tries to use a static charge on the meteorite and fails. making Crystal's plan that much harder to execute.>Seeing this Dusty charges at the meteorite with his tusks, knocking the alien around and dealing 60 damage! The meteorite creature retaliates by blasting Dusty with it's ray gun dealing 25 damage. Followed by tree 1 smashing it's limbs into Dusty dealing an additional 15 damage.>As Crystal is charging the meteor she downs a crag potion.-Physical attacks without a weapon are now 50% stronger and Crystal is now 50% more resistant to damage. In addition Crystal is now slower and less agile, also heavier.Crystal tries to dive at a whole as the transformation is taking place but only hits the side of the meteor damaging her glasses resulting in a -5% to her accuracy.The other tree tries to Grab Hidden Gem and fails.>The meteor monster's tiny wings begin to fall off and it's appendages start to grow long hairs.Hidden Gem HP: 84Crystal Lattice HP:80 -5% to accuracyDusty Miller HP:185??? (Meteor monster) HP: -135/???Tree 1 HP: -0/???Tree 2 HP: -40/???
>>29896166Again. Crystal must have got a crit fail that time.
>>29896166Can Dusty recover health by eating one of the tentacles?
>>29896191Dusty, can't eat the alien. And I don't think he would be willing to try unless something compelled him to do it or things got a lot more desperate.
>>29896166Can Dusty assist Crystal and putting her in the hole? Or maybe he should body slam / grapple, but mostly grapple. Gem should fly a bit higher and continue using static charge.
>>29896166Dusty help Crystal into holeGem: distract the meator with another static change. maybe on the eyestalk.
>>29896219The more things preventing the creature from moving, the easier it is to do things to it.As an example the 40% was the chance fore Crystal to get inside if Gem successfully stunned it with the charge. Her chances dropped to 20% without the stun. If Dusty manages a grapple, then yes, he can help Crystal.
>>29896258Ok then. Dusty do the grapple. If he fails then Gem will do static Charge.On the chance Crystal manages to get inside, she should use Flurry strike.
>>29896166Grapple -DustyTake out either the eye or the raygun- GemCrystal get inside that hole.
10 bucks says Crystal is going to 'stun' it by getting consentacled.
>>29896342I raise you 10 she's gonna get inside and see Bath or a weeaboo alien controlling the tentacles.
>>29896166Ask Crystal if she's okay.Dusty: Body slamGem: sttatic charge.
>>29896166Static charge it again.Work on getting inside that hole.
>>29896385>Work on getting inside that hole.Nice innuendo. Dammit, how could I use this.
>>29896184>>29896219>>29896252>>29896276>>29896287>>29896384"Wait! you're trying to fight it inside!?">A tree swings at Gem and misses.>Hidden Gem uses static charge on the meteor."Dusty, Hold him down!">Dusty body-slams the creature but it manages to slip out of his grape when he dodges the other tree trying to grab him. In the end Dusty only manages to deal 55 damage.Crystal jumps at the meteorite but can't seem to get to a hole big enough.>Crystal Growls in frustration."Are you okay!?">"I Keep failing! I need to not fail yes!">"Just keep trying to work it into the right hole! I'm sure you'll get it!" Dusty yells!Hidden Gem HP: 84Crystal Lattice HP:80 -5% to accuracyDusty Miller HP:185??? (Meteor monster) HP: -190/???Tree 1 HP: -0/???Tree 2 HP: -40/???
>>29896467It's her first time, its common to be nervous and pick the wrong hole.
>>29896467Dusty: use your giant hooves to buck the tree far, far away. Send that blasted thing flying.Gem static charge the meteorCrystal try to get into another hole.
>>29896467If Dusty can toss a tree then he could very well pick it up and slam it on the rock. Maybe that could stun it. Or body slam it again.Gem, static Charge.Crystal, climb that bitch and get in there. Punch the eyes or pull the tent led out if you have too.
>>29896467Fuck. Looks like the only big one was on top. Fuck it. If Gem stuns the tentacle, South that make it easier to pull / grapple one of the tentacle eyes out to damage it? Then Crystal can go all monk and use Flurry of Blows.
>>29896211What about the trees? Did his transformation grant him the physiology to eat trees? What kind of trees are these again?
>>29896559They are both cottonwoods.
>>29896467Dusty grapple the tree and use it as a club.Gem: static charge the eyeCystal: try to climb into the largest hole.
Sorry to cut it short here, but I've drawn a bunch of half panels and I need to go to sleep. I've already rolled for each party member and the monsters and trust me, it's really hard not to tell you guys what you should try or not do. Either way, thank you all for joining me tonight, and putting up with all of the delays and junk.
>>29896467I am unclear. What did the static charge do.
>>29896667>I've already rolled for each party member and the monsters and trust me, it's really hard not to tell you guys what you should try or not doYou mean aim for the eyes, or use the trees as shields against the alien? As far as I THINK I know, the blaster does burning damage and would severely damage the trees. Because.....wood. If the blasters base damage is 50, a weakness to fire would make that 100. And as for the eyes any attack aimed there would probably be doubled or have some kind of status effect.
>>29896467Use a tree to block the ray blast.
>>29896806Static Charge stuns the target for one turn preventing them from attacking and also making them easier to hit.>>29896488>>29896505>>29896526>>29896622>>29896559>"What kind of trees are these!?" Dusty yells.>Hidden Gem Uses Static Charge on the meteorite, stunning the creature.>"I believe it is a cotton wood! Yes." Crystal shouts back.>Dusty Picks up one of the trees and tosses it at the meteor dealing 70 damage to the meteor and 20 to the tree!>Crystal tries to charge the meteor to attack but is blocked by the tree Dusty tossed.>"Are those good!? Dusty asks."Your not gonna..."Before you finish your sentence a tree smacks you out of the sky dealing 30 damage."Gem! Are you okay!?" Dusty asks.Hidden Gem HP: 84Crystal Lattice HP:80 -5% to accuracyDusty Miller HP:185??? (Meteor monster) HP: -260/???Tree 1 HP: -0/???Tree 2 HP: -60/???
>>29903085Fuck it.Everybody focus on a single tree with your most accurate attack. We can get crystal inside later.
>>29903085Have Dusty try eating one of the trees. Damage, possible healing, and it might scare them off.
>>29903085Cystal flurry strike tree. 1Dusty: stomp tree 1Gem: bash tree 1
>>29903153Dusty can't eat a tree foo. That'll hurt him.>>29903085Have Dusty perform a Big Splash to pin the tree and alien. That's when a wrestler jumps forward and landing stomach-first across an opponent lying on the ground below, then Gem can help carry or push Crystal into a hole.
>>29903085>>29903242Or other wise perform another body slam.
>>29903242Not the entire tree, but he can munch on some of the leaves.
>>29903336Well, ponies or horses will eat just about anything. You should've said that earlier.What if the leaves are poisonous to ponies?
>>29903395Didn't realize it needed to be specified.
>>29903137>>29903212>"Gem! Watch out!">Hidden Gem is hit by one of the trees' mighty branches dealing 30 damage. The other tree attempts to grab Gem and fails. at the same time, the meteorite creature tries to grab Dusty and fails.>Dusty looks angry.>Dusty stomps the tree that hit Gem for 40 Damage.>Hidden Gem follows up Dusty's attack by swinging her bat at the tree dealing an additional 27 damage.>Crystal attacks the same tree with a Flurry Strike with her hooves. She hit's the tree 3 times and the crag potion makes it so she deals a total of 30 damage.Hidden Gem HP: 54Crystal Lattice HP:80 -5% to accuracyDusty Miller HP:185??? (Meteor monster) HP: -260/???Tree 1 HP: -97/???Tree 2 HP: -60/???
Actually, I'm going to call it here tonight. Good night.
>>29903539Gem: eat choco rollDusty: Grab tree and try to snap it in twoCrystal: flurry strike on tree blocking hole.
>>29903539These trees have much more health then I was expecting. Gem heal. Everybody else keep attacking tree one.
>>29903539We could really do with a source of fire right now.
>>29903539Gem: Eat Cheese StickDusty: Mammoth toss tree 1Crystal: Flurry strike tree 1.
>>29903629>>29905126>>29904351>Hidden Gem eats a Choco Roll.>The taffy like chocolate gums up in your mouth as your saliva slowly softens it.>Hidden Gem recovers 10 HP.>Crystal Lattice Unleashes a flurry of attacks on one of the trees landing 5 hits, two of which are critical! Resulting in 70 damage!>The tree staggers back and swings forward hitting Crystal, dealing 15 damage.>"Stay away from her!" Dusty yells as he picks up the tree.>Dusty throws the tree at the meteorite Dealing 20 damage to the tree and 70 damage to the alien creature.>The Alien Turns around and fires it's Ray-gun at Dusty Dealing 50 damageAs Dusty is distracted the other tree swings at Crystal and smacks her, dealing another 15 damage to Crystal.Hidden Gem HP: 54Crystal Lattice HP:50 -5% to accuracyDusty Miller HP:135??? (Meteor monster) HP: -330/???Tree 1 HP: -187/???Tree 2 HP: -60/???
>>29909886Dusty - keep throwing trees at the meteorite monster alone thingGem - use bash on one of the alien eyes, or try the tentacle with the blaster and try to steal it.Crystal - Flurry of Blows. Channel that earth pony fury.
>>29909886>??? (Meteor monster) HP: -330/???Damn. How much health could this thing have?See? I knew we should had given the mammoth potion to someone else! Now we can't know the stats!
>>29909886Crystal: SodaGem: Cheese stickDusty: pound that tree into the meteorite hole.
>>29909886Crystal try to get in the metior hole and do Flurry strike.Dusty go all hulk on the treesGem: eat cookie.
>>29909886This tree is absurdly spongy.Time for crystal to do what was suggested and (if I remember correctly) shot down with the giant enemy crab.Take the mist potion and fly inside.Everybody else keep attacking tree one.
>>29910113She's already stone though. So I don't think she could take another right now. And if she did how would she attack it while in mist form?That said it's not a bad idea given how hard it seems to get inside it.
>>29909886Crystal: Drink SodaGem: Bash alienDusty: smash the trees into the alien some more.
>>29909917>>29910062>>29910107>>29910234>Hidden gem continues chewing the Choco Drop, healing another 10 HP.>A Tree swings and hits Dusty dealing 15 damage.>Dusty Responds by garbing the Tree and throwing it at the Meteorite in a fit of anger. >This toss is a little bit harder than normal and results in a critical hit, dealing 140 damage to the Alien creature and 40 damage to the tree.>Both Trees stop moving. The aliens tentacles flop to the ground limp.The meteorite Creature is at your mercy.Hidden Gem HP: 74Crystal Lattice HP:70 -5% to accuracyDusty Miller HP:120
>>29909886Dusty: throw tree 1 at Meteor monsterCrystal: throw the delve potion at the monster so it suffocatesGem: Drop bash one of the aliens eyes
>>29910273Gem: "is it... is it dead?"Dusty ask if Gem is okay.Crystal: Find that raygun for science reasons.Could be useful.let's get closer to the mangled mess.
Gonna stop here for the night,Fun fact, at the turn where people gave up on trying to get Crystal inside the meteor the rolls would have allowed Dusty to grapple the meteor as well as Gem being able to stun it. Crystal could have made it inside after that turn with no problem, but the thread decided to change tactics right then.
>>29910273You know what we gotta do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExitLAP6F9U
>>29910323Ooooh! You tiddy twister!
>>29910273Gem and Crystal should head into one of the bigger holes and find this things core.
>>29910273Hm this raises the question. Did one tree die because the other died or did they both die because the meteorite creature died.Or maybe all 3 were linked and the death of any would kill the rest.If we encounter this situation again we shall have to expiriment.
>>29910273Ask if everyone is okay and catch their breath.Check to make sure that thing is dead.
>>29910273Ask Crystal what even was her plan climbing inside that thing.
>>29910273Wasn't there a device of some sort in the crater? Let's grab that ray gun and blow that device up.
>>29910323>>29910740Now hold up there. I'll agree with you on taking the gun, but blowing up the machine would be mighty impulsive. There are too many 'whatit's, connected to that machine.
>>29910740Definitely grab the gun at least. Might be too big for Gem or Crystal to use but Dusty should be good for now.
>>29910273Let's knock the creature out and shut off the device in the crater.
>>29910323Huh. Probably would've made the battle easier. oh well...>>29910273is the Creature still conscious? Maybe we can interrogate it. Can it speak pony?
>>29910273Loot the bodies and eat some food to heal up. Except Dusty. He's too big.
This is clearly not a bump...
>>29910273Try to help Dusty calm down. He seems pretty upset from the baddies hurting Gem.
>>29910273Check to make sure no other monsters are coming before dealing with the alien and the device in the crater.
>>29910305>>29910545>>29910554>>29910740>>29910798>>29910810>>29913800>>29916282>Still breathing heavy you look around for anything else sneaking up on you... Nothing.All you hear is crickets and a hum from the machine in the impact crater."D-did we kill it?">Your friends are silent.>"Gem, Crystal, are you both okay?" Dusty shyly asks."Yeah Dust, I'm just fine, how about you?">"I'm just... Well you git hit by that big tree and... I'm glad you're okay.">"I think we should look at this thing. yes? It is an interesting one. Yes." Crystal adds."Yeah.">You all creep closer to investigate. Carefully you pick up the ray gun, it's a bit heavy but not too much so. You poke one of the tentacles and it twitches a bit."Hello?">The creature does not respond."So, Ms. Lattice? why did you want to get inside?">"I was going to beat it up from inside yes. I think it was using the rock as armor.""Oh, well I think we could climb in if you still want.">Dusty interrupts "Guys!? My stomach hurts...."
>>29916634Look Dusty over. Is there anything visible wrong? He was shot several times. Ask Crystal if has something to do with the potion.
>>29916634Ask Crystal if she can still see alright with her glasses damaged like that. Does she have another pair? If not maybe we can find some somewhere.
>>29916634Guess the potion must be wearing off. Probably for the best, I think I was starting to develop a macro fetish.
>>29916634Ask Dusty to move to a spot with space to rest for a moment. How bad does it hurt? Does it hurt more inside or out?Ask Crystal if she has something for stomach pain.
>>29916634Do we know any ideas on how to sooth the pain?Let's keep the raygun and have Crystal look over Dusty while we check out the machine in crater.
>>29916634Thank Dusty for wanting to protect us. Give him a hug
>>29916634Lets head inside while Crystal helps Dusty.
>>29916634Let's check on Dusty first and then maybe go inside the meteorite afterwards. If Crystal wants to.
>>29916679>>29916685>>29916691>>29916750>>29916785>>29916791"Maybe you should just take it easy Dust. you got hit quite a few times out there.">"Okay.""Does it hurt inside or out?">"In.""Crystal, do you have anything for tummy aches?">"No, Not on me at least, yes.""Well, maybe we could..." You sigh, "I'm sorry Dusty, All I can do it give you a hug.">"That's okay gem, I could, really use one, but what about Crystal? are her glasses broken?">"They are, crystal replies.""Do you have any spares or a way to fix em?">"Unfortunately I have to get new ones yes.""Oh... I'm sorry.">"It's all..."Crystal is cut off by Dusty screaming.>You look over and see a shrinking Dusty being engulfed by his own hair."Dusty! Are you okay!">"It's itchy!">"I will get him! Yes." Crystal announces.>You look over at the machine as Crystal climbs into the giant pile of hair. The machine in the crater looks like a couple of panels and a TV all hooked together. you can see lights flash on it ever moment or two.
I'm getting tired, I'll Stop here for the night.
>>29916915Use thecrsy gun to shoot the tree just in case they come back to life. Then double tap the alien.
>>29916915What's on the tv monitor? Anything? What are some of the dials and buttons for?
>>29916915Say >>29916691 and don't touch anything yet.
>>29916915Look over the setup of the machine. is there something that looks like a on or off switch? What's the wires connected to? A generator? Is there a way to unplug it?
>>29916915I hope the princesses reward us for saving the world like in those table top rpg games.
>>29916915Lets climb into the meteor and boop the bad tentacle monster.
>>29917015And by boop I mean blast with the gun or smash it with the dangerous side of the bat.
>>29917026No attempts at getting answers?
>>29916915Maybe we should question the alien. If it can talk maybe it could tell us what they hay that thing is.
>>29917070>>29917086>>29916915Or! Or! Maybe we should destroy the the trees then the the tentacles into knots so we can interrogate it with minimal chance of retaliation. You know. Just in case he uses an ace when it regain consciousness?
>>29916915What's on the machine monitor? Is there anything on the machine to indicate what it is?
>>29916915Let's climb inside the rock and see if the alien is conscious. let's question it.
>>29916915Can Crystal make another Mamoth potion in the future so we can have kinky sex with Dusty again?
>>29916915make plans to help Crystal find a new pair of glasses.
>>29922082If we are gonna say something sexual I would prefer it be this >>29916691
>>29916951>>29916955>>29916691>>29916970>>29917149>>29918389>>29922082>>29923363>>29924044>You tug on Crystal's tail before she digs Dusty out of the mammoth pile of moth-fluff."Hey Umm Crystal?..">"Yes?""Could you make another one of those mammoth potions for Dusty?">"I could yes. Why?""When he was all big... I kinda wanted to... try giant sex... I think I like the idea of I don't know doing that I guess. Is there a word for that?">"Uhh... I think... Yes, I know what you mean and I agree, and want to help... If that is okay, please. Very much so, yes. I too have the macro fetish now.">Crystal gives you a smile and a nod before diving into Dusty's hair.>You test out the Ray gun on one of the trees. The gun almost pushes you over as it fires, and knocks a chunk off when the blast hits. you try to fire a second time but the gun refuses to fire, instead showing a flashing yellow light on the side.>Although you want to interrogate the alien, you decide that it's best to look at the machine it was using first.>You climb down into the crater slipping a bit on the loose dirt. When you finally get down you check the screen. it's full of strange symbols and looks like it's awaiting some kind of input. The machine is made up of three parts, all hooked together by a wire. >Dusty begins also walking down into the crater, his mane and tail are both short now and his chest fluff is missing.>"What did you find Gem!? Did we fix everything? Are we gonna get medals from the princess for saving the day!?""I don't know yet."
>>29924343Sorry about the lack of updates tonight, I got distracted. Also, here's a better view of the text on the screen.
>>29924343try and find somewhere to unplug it if we cannot manage anything else.
>>29924343>>29924346Interdimensional matter transfer: Ready [Connect to Teleportation grid for transfer]>>inhibitions distorter currently runningCould enter a command to shut down the distorter, and we possibly have a route to the source of all this. Not sure how Gem would actually know this though.
>>29924343What buttons, switches, keyboards, or dials are on this machine?I suppose there is no obvious on/of switch.
>>29924343Call Crystal over. Ask if she can understand this.Give Dusty a hug of thanks for protecting us in the fight. He was a very brave and big.
>>29924558>inhibitions distorter currently runningThis concerns me. If this works by removing inhibitions then on some level dustys mum really did want to fuck him. Hopefuly it is for looking like his father so much.
>>29924343What does the generator look like?
You'll get this little bump from me.
Fly away from nine.
A great and mighty bump.
>>29895824Land of sex
>>29924343Maybe we should go question the alien if it's conscious. Otherwise we are going to have to figure this out on our own.
>>29924343Offer to help Crystal find some Glasses later.
>>29924357>>29924558>>29925031>>29925269>>29932029>>29930448>You take a look at the buttons, knobs and switches on the machine, none of them are labeled and it's not labeled out like anything you've seen. Actually, it looks like the control panels from Star journey Deep space station, but you're not really sure how the computers work in that, so you're still at a loss. Nothing looks like a power switch and you can't find anything that really looks like the batteries..."Crystal, does this computer make sense to you!?">Crystal Lattice joins you in the crater and looks at the screen.>"I... Don't know what this could be..." The mare answers.>As Dusty helps you look at the controls you sneak up behind him and grab him, making the moth jump a bit as he lets out a "wah!""Dusty, You were really brave trying to keep us safe. Thank you.">"Aww, gem. You'd do the same if you were a giant too right?""Yeah, but I would have atom breath.">"Well I get to have eye-beams! ""You got tusks though.">"Well... Next time.">Eventually you give up on figuring out the controls. For now at least, and you decide try interrogating the alien."HEY, WIGGLY! YOU'VE GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!">The monster doesn't respond.>You kick a tentacle a bit and you see it twitch, but it goes back to remaining motionless.>"What should we do now? Yes." Crystal asks.>"Maybe we should blow up the machine! It looks like something bad." Dusty adds.>"Could we maybe drag the alien out if we climb inside it's meteor shell? yes?" Crystal suggests.
>>29932849Lets break stuff. What could possibly go wrong?
>>29932849>>"Maybe we should blow up the machine! It looks like something bad." Dusty adds.>>"Could we maybe drag the alien out if we climb inside it's meteor shell? yes?" Crystal suggests.We could but I think the charge on the raygun is empty. Show the flashing light to them.We could try to drag the alien out of the meteor. But it might not come out easily or speak in a language we'd understand. Unless it can speak Krimenoff.
>>29932849Could the wires be disconnected from the generator?
>>29932849If we do decide to climb inside that thing we should probably leave someone outside to keep watch just incase there's trouble.
>>29932849Ask Dusty if he ever seen Star journey Deep space station? Ever recalled if they showed how the computers worked in that show?
>>29932849If we go ahead and break the thing where would be a good place to start? The beacon antenna or the generator?
>>29932849have Crystal and Gem go in the alien shell while dusty stays outside to keep watch. His good sight will help spot trouble. And if there is trouble smash the antenna on the machine.
>>29932849I guess we could try a button or two and see what happens. But it could be bad things though.
>>29932849let's go interrogate the alien. Heal up first. Everyone eat a snack.
>>29932880>>29932941>>29932951>>29932981>>29933018"Hey Dust? do you remember the computers in Star journey?">"Sort of...""Did they ever show how they worked?">"Actually, now that you say something, this kinda looks like the teleporter controls that Commander Potato Sack uses... Do you think it's a... Wait, if it is and we touch something wrong, we could get our DNA mixed with space Germs! Or, or We could get switched with evil world versions of ourselves!""Okay, maybe we should figure out what it is for sure first then. Dusty, look for a way to pull this thing apart while Crystal and I go drag that alien out here.">"Can't you just blast the machine with the ray gun?""No, when I push the trigger it just flashes one yellow light like it's out of batteries, see.">You pull the trigger and two lights start flashing instead of the one."huh... That's different. You know, why don't you hold the gun while we check out the alien Dust, Scream or something if you see something with your moth vision.">Both you and Crystal climb into the Meteor. When you meet inside, you find that it's lit up with a TV screen displaying a map over some buttons. You also see that Crystal's potion has worn off, and take note of her broken glasses."We've got to get your glasses fixed.">"Oh, it is fine. I will replace them when I get a chance, Yes.">Finally, you take note of the alien's body. It looks like a ball with the tentacles sticking out of it. You also see what looks like a mouth. It looks like you may be able to drag the body out if you want, but it's a little smelly, and slimy looking. And big, it could be pretty heavy.
>>29933201is it conscious? what does that computer show?
>>29933201Do we recognize the map?
>>29933201Ask Crystal what she thinks.it's a ugly, smelly looking thing.
>>29933201Ask Crystal if she feels like trying to drag this thing out of it's shell.Look at the map. What does it indicate? is there any writing or symbols on it? Does it show other forces? is there a how to guide somewhere for the machine outside?
>>29933201I wonder if that raygun runs on a charge system. where you have to charge it up first before firing.
>>29933201If we do drag it out of it's shell what then? how would that help us?Check to see what some of th buttons do. Also what else is in this craft.
>>29933201Work together to drag it out and away from the machine and this craft.
>>29933201>>"Actually, now that you say something, this kinda looks like the teleporter controls that Commander Potato Sack usesMaybe we could operate it in the same way Sack does.
>>29933201Drag it out!
>>29932849Oh shit did I somehow miss the announcement.
>>29933201Cut off all the tentacles then take a good look at the map.
>>29933702Do you know how long and bloody that would be?No, don't do that.
>>29933201We aren't afraid of getting a little dirty. Lets get in there and start dragging it out.
>>29933201Beat the shit out of it for good measure.
>>29933201If it's awake talk to it. Otherwise drag it out.
>>29932849Since when does that cunt got a haircut?Fucking faggot Dusty you weak nigga
>>29939159The wooly mamoth potion wore off and he shed a lot.
>>29933211>>29933228>>29933245>>29933276>>29933375>>29935497"So, what do you think?">"I believe we in very much over our heads and that we're gonna get locked up in a dark room and they're goingtoaskusquestionsandwe'renevergoingtobeabletoleaveandthelasttimehepleasuredeachotherwillbethelast...""Whoa, whoa! we're going to be okay,just.">Crystal inhales, "You're right, yes. Umm, we are doing well so far, yes? Perhaps we could figure out what it's armor does or something? maybe talk to the creature, yes?">you look at the screen. it appears to be a map of the town centered on your location. touching a few buttons changes the style of map and zoom. You turn your attention back to the alien."Crystal, do you think you could help me drag it out of here?">"Yes, I would be glad to help."The two of you tug and pull the slimy alien out of the meteor. Once you get it out you drag it a ways from it's craft and the machine before it begins to stir. It opens it's eye and mumbles,"Nxe kxo visb uho 0ei?"
>>29939849Welp it cannot speak our language may as well see if it is possible to kill it.
>>29939874Gem is not a murderer
>>29939849Tell the Alien that we are Captain Savage of (whatever the name of our town is.) and ask if the Alien can understand us.Ask if it can speak pony.
Have sex with it. But don't kill it.
>>29939849Demand to know what he is doing here. What has he done to cause everything to be stuck at night? Are we being invaded?Speak or we may hurt you more.
>>29939907>>29933702As a heads up, You can't dismember the alien or kill it.
>>29939921Good to know Bath.
>>29939849Have Dusty aim the raygun at the alien both as a threat for it to speak and as a way to quickly take the alien out if it tries to attack.Demand that the alien points out if there is a translator device so we can understand him and he can understand us in turn. Cause if we can't understand you slimy alien we might do something that might hurt you or blow up the craft or the machine.
>>29939907>>29939910We went this entire adventure not raping our foes. why would we start now.I suppose this is different because it is a genuine bad guy though.>>29939921seems odd to tell us that instead of allowing us to potentially find out for ourselves that the invulnerability applied to them as well.
>>29939974Well when we bopped Dusty on the head in front of our mom she bopped us on the head and asked how it felt. So to teach it not to send out the rape wave thingies we need to rape it and then ask it how it feels to be raped. Isn't that how all lessons are learned?
>>29939993Let's not rape the ugly alien thingy.
>>29939993Ok I am convinced.rape the aliens the innocent pones do not get rapped but these aliens deserve it (and also considering we are doing so well at combat we are never going to get raped ourselves at this rate)
>>29939849Point to the machine and then the craft. Ask how those things work.
>>29939849Kneel down to the alien and ask why is it attack us. Why is the objects and ponies going crazy. Was that your doing?
>>29939849Repeat "Nxe kxo visb uho 0ei" back at the alien. Whatever that means.
>>29940046see>>29939917Bad idea. It will think we speak its language.
>>29940006>t we are never going to get raped ourselves at this rate)Is that such a bad thing?I want to preserve something of Gem and Dusty in this adventure.
>>29939907>>29939910>>29940006Let's not rape the nasty thing.
>>29940112Can we at least rape the mastermind of this attack.
>>29940118When that time comes. maybe so.
>>29939874>>29939892>>29939919>>29939964>>29939993>>29939997>>29940006>>29940010"Ahem! I am captain savage or Cedar Springs Equestria!">"Nuak, Why kxo visb um A dubot?""Umm... Can you speak pony? Do you have a translator or something?">"Ceeb, jkifat raksx. A sud'k visbadw idtohjkudt ei.""Uhh, Dusty! Could you come over here and point the ray gun at the alien? I want to show him we mean business.">Dusty trots up and points the gun at the alien as menacingly as he can.>"Exx, Visbadw ceeb uk ei feadkadw 0eih wid uk mo cabo ei kxadb ak mukkohj eh jemokxadw. 0ei'ho visbadw fcudok aj visbot if jkifat. Deret sud tao idkac no sedgioh ei udt vap ak." The alien blurts out.>You point at the meteor and at the machine in the crater.>"A'm dek jxenadw ei xen ke ijo kxejo. Wetj, ei ataekj tojohlo ke ro sedgiohot, A sud'k rocaolo A cejk ke 0ei visbadw umukoihj, muro aj av a nujd'k suiwxk if kxadbadw ureik laecukadw ucc ev kxoah xecoj A neict xulo.">You point to the ray gun again."I'm warning you! We will, or I'll, I'll I'll force you to have sex with us or something!">"M wet, A sud'k nuak idkac kxo rejj vawihoj eik nxuk xuffodot. Ei'ho ureik ke wok visb udt visbot xuht. Nocc, 0eih odkaho fcudok aj 0ei uddeadw cakkco vcivv-rucc.">Something about that last thing it said makes you feel a little disturbed, but you're not really sure why."What are you plann..." You sigh, "Guys, I'm not sure this is really getting us anywhere."
Stopping for the night.>>29939917Damn, that was fast!I'm surprised that you got that this quick. Did google just pop it up or was it just because I forgot to remove the "y"s?
>>29940147Indirectly. They were common enough words that I found a forum with people talking and found out what they were using.
>>29940147Not the anon that share that. But I figured it out a few minutes before.the use of x's and zeros in the wording made me remember a star fox rape fic where the saurian language was used and thus I decided to run it through the translator.
>>29940138Looks like rape is the only thing it understands. Better start communicating while Crystal figures out the machine.
>>29940138Have Dusty keep watch on the alien with the raygun. Gem head back inside the craft and see what else is in there. Maybe a translator, or more weapons, a guide or something.Crystal had back over to the machine and study it. Perhaps try to figure out it's wiring and how the computer works.
>>29940138We could try to draw symbols on the ground to convey our questions. Their language seems to run on symbols.
>>29940138Tie it's tentacles in knots, and give it a few bops for being evil.
>>29940138If we cannot communicate no point raping it. It would not know we are giving it a taste of its own medicine.
>>29940138"Irom! U im lixdiuw cifiqo eb Cedar Springs Equestria!">"Nuak, Why the fuck am I naked?""Amm... Liw yea cxoit xewy? Ne yea rifo i dbiwcvideb eb cemodruwq?">"Ceeb, stupid bitch. I can't fucking understand ou.""Arr, Dusty! Leavn yea lemo efob robo iwn xeuwd dro biy qaw id dro ivuow? U giwd de creg rum go moiw kacuwocc.">Dusty dbedc ax iwn xeuwdc dro qaw id dro ivuow ic mowiluwqvy ic ro liw.>"Exx, Visbadw look at ou pointing your gun at me like ou think it matters or something. You're fucking planet is fucked up stupid. Nobod can die until we conquer ou and fix it." Dro ivuow kvabdc ead.>You xeuwd id dro modoeb iwn id dro milruwo uw dro lbidob.>"I'm not showing ou how to use those. Gods, ou idiots deserve to be conquered, I can't believe I lost to you fucking amateurs, mabe is if i wasn't caught up thinking about violating all of their holes I would have.">You xeuwd de dro biy qaw iqiuw."U'm gibwuwq yea! Go guvv, eb I'll, I'll I'll peblo yea de rifo coh gudr ac eb cemodruwq!">"M god, I can't wait until the boss figures out what happened. Ou're about to get fuck and fucked hard. Well, your entire planet is you annoing little fluff-ball.">Something ikead drid vicd druwq ud ciun mitoc yea poov i vuddvo nucdabkon, kad yea'bo wed boivvy cabo gry."Grid ibo yea xviww..." Yea cuqr, "Guys, I'm wed cabo druc uc boivvy qodduwq ac iwygrobo."
>>29941062uh what?The translator doesn't work on what you wrote.
>>29940138I have an idea. If we can find some technopauble in the rock thing and bring it to the local police, they SHOULD help us immediately. Gem is definetly the strongest flier. No offense to Dusty.Or I guess we could fuck around with the buttons and see what happens.>>29940163Sorry anon. Gonna have to say no. I'm sorry that your retarded suggestion won't go through since there are some anons who will be against your idiocy.
>>29941062>>29941226If you're using the translator, I removed the Ys because they are supposed to be removed and you may have to turn off the proper noun detection. Also, if you're translating from the alien language, enter text in the bottom box to get a better English translation. I did make a couple of typos but when I tried it most of it translated back correctly.
>>29941062The alien is kind of an asshole huh.
>>29940138how about some good old fashioned torture, not like it can die. it may even be cathartic.
>>29941850Being able to understand what it says is meta knowledge.
>>29940138well its obvious that the machine must be releasing some kind of frequency or beacon that effects the ponies since all of this started with the meteor crashing, its a shame we don't have any kind of explosive potion.
>>29940138Have Crystal and Dusty keep watch on the alien while Gem loot's the craft.
>>29940138Do we have anything to record its voice incase we figure out his language.
>>29941650Did we level up?
>>29943770Oh shit I forgot that was a thing. that would be nice.
>>29940138Draw some symbols on the ground. Perhaps on of us with a arrow towards a radio device and then a arrow to the creature.Perhaps this will help convey that we are asking for a translator.
Sorry, npo update tonight. I'm feeling too tired.