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Kill Me Edition

>"Don't mind it, in the real version of this world that's also how we did it....."

Prev: >>29863124

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Where is my cute pone herd? I was told I would get a cute pone herd, where is it.
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>>29900907
Brave and Vannie a cutest.
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>>29900941
They're definitely a couple of qts.
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Playing with dolls
#JustStallionThings
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>>29900995
>"They say if you repeat 'Bloody Mac' in front of a mirror three times, he'll emerge and eat you."
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>>29900890
I didn't really see it with SciTwi, but Twilight is goddamn cute with a professional bun.

We need more cute pone buns in the world.
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>>29900610
I want Anon to be the loli
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>>29901330
>>>/anonfilly cancer containment/
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>>29901330
Oh shit your right....Anon would be the sex crazed nympho kid that teachers are scarearoused by. Kind of like that short story with Celestia getting seduced by Anon.
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>>29901368
....are you pretending to be retarded or do we need to call your mother? Because Anonfilly has nothing to do with that post. Unless your illiterate.
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>>29901387
>>>/anonfilly garbage receptacle/
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>>29901217
>>"They say if you repeat 'Bloody Mac' in front of a mirror three times, he'll emerge and eat you out."
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>>29901531
I considered spoilering that in, but I decided it was too easy.
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>>29901428
Retarded it is then, can you tell us your mothers number? We promise to send you some chicken tendies while your grounded.
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Mail order groom Anon when? I remember the prompt for it a while back and would love to see someone do it.
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riparoni rgre
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>>29900975
actually, it only cost me 300. Still alot for me at the moment though.
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>>29897012
>Greens where Celestia is a victim of her own benevolent goddess act and no one even thinks about defiling her with their unworthy touch much less affection are some of my favourite sunhorse greens

This concept intrigued me greatly and I would love if someone have some pastes to link
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>Something something magic makes a gateway between two parallel RGREquestrias.
>Everyone gets to meet their parallel selves who seem oddly the same.
>Then they find the key difference.
>Who Cadence married.
>Cadence, Shining, and a bratty teen Flurry meet their alternate "family."
>It's a happily married Cadence, Anonymous, and a teen Venus.
>Gateway unexpectedly closes, leaving one family stranded and forced to stay with their counterparts until it's fixed.
>Maximum irony when the family with the marely alien and the halfblood are much closer and more functional.

I know someone tried this, but it didn't go far
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>>29902323
She's ruled for so long that ponies will unconsciously invoke her name even while in her presence. I bet there's probably even some out of the way towns that literally worship her. I think it would make anyone more than a little uncomfortable, I think
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>>29902451
Cause that's lame and drawn out.
>I'm so much better than him! Cadance loves me more and our kid together is a perfect angel!
Just be more open about your hatred of Shiny and your desire to cuck him. It would cut out like all of the bullshit and there must be tons of those stories out there. Or write your own, since you want it so much. It's your fantasy, you fulfill it.
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Is there no more EQG greens? The idea of anon in highschool again seemed pretty dope.
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>>29902508
Fuck off underage nohooves fag. Couldn't be anymore cancerous if you tried.
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>>29902499
>RGRE and Xenophilia-verse meet like LaP's thing.
>Key difference is that in RGRE, Anon and Rainbow are married rather than in a herd with other mares.
>Maybe they even have a foal or two and Rainbow is a semi-cunty smugmom.
What happens OTHER than Rainbow potentially making an ass of herself?
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Idea:
> anon was employed in traditionally female-dominated profession (eg nurse, teacher, secretary/assistant/receptionist, cleaner, nanny)
> arrives in RGRE 50s-ish society and is surprised to find his career is a fine match for gender roles there
> however, ponies' attitudes to things trip him up. Mares treat him as being in a completely appropriate job (at least until he finds a good sugar daddy). Most colts treat these jobs as their lot in life

Alternatively:
> anon comes from traditionally male-dominated job (manufacturing, STEM, finance, etc) and has to deal with breaking chauvinistic mares-only clubs & the glass ceiling
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>>29902559
>tfw you will never make her a smug mama
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>>29902832
Crusty cunt will never deserve to be a smug mama.
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>>29900995
christ that's a fucking horrible image
like a god dammed gremlin leprechaun serial killer grin
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>>29902832
Before:
>"Look man, I don't really want kids. It's just not my style."

After:
*infant cooing*
"See this? I made this."
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>>29902878
>*infant cooing*
>she coos back
>she often gets into a cooing feedback loop you have to wake her up from
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Yeah, sooo.
One Anon had this question going on in the end of the last thread, so here it is.

Which Anon would be more fun in RGREqG?

A) Adult Anon
B) Teen Anon
C) Kid Anon

It might help to get us going again, maybe an idea for a promt.
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I'm going to travel agains my will for business.
Can someone get me the green where Anon is the god of some species?
Yaks, Gryphons, Minotaurs, Zebras, Sand ziggas, etc
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>in equestria, moondancer is essentially filthy frank
>Filthy Frank is transported to equestria.
>meet moon dancer
>agree to date
>however, neither of them know who the other really is
>but over the course of the date, they realize what the other is truly like.
>both decide to just go full frank mode in the middle of the resturant
>Discord weeps tears of joy
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>>29903015
wew
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>>29903015
True degeneracy

Like, hoof licking degeneracy
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>>29903015
>can I get the puuuusy boss
>then anon got the pussy
>he eats it with spaghetti
>and a dead rat
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I just want to have a mare lay back against my chest spread eagle while I pet her soft, fluffy belly and chest.
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>>29902832
>>29902878
Over and over again with this shit.
I don't even hate Dash, but the whole smug mama thing is getting annoying as fuck.
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>>29903427
But it's cute.
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>>29903427
>Stop having fun
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>>29903432
>>29903442
It's the exact same prompt delivered the exact same way, in every thread.
>See this, I made this
>Hey Twilight! See this, I made this
Either write the green, or change up the prompt so someone else will write the green.

It's almost like you're trying to force a meme or something.
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>>29902518
Nice buzzwords. You forgot autistic and newfag though
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>>29902916
Adult anon, dealing with horny teen emo pones

>>29903415
I still can't believe LaP would write such an autistic anon.
Fucking ketchup man.
Like, who the fuck does that?
I'm still in disbelief over that bit of green.
I get that it was written but I'm still wondering why it was written, and why the hell that was even put into the story. The bit with forks was enough and gave a good Pretty Woman vibe, but that just fucked it all up.

>>29903427
Same, wish background ponies like the flower sisters would get more green
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>>29903478
Shh... shh.
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>>29903485
Yes! More flower trio!
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>>29903499
>flower sisters
I NEED THEM

I NEED THEM RIGHT NOW
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>>29903506
I'm working on a bit of green about a ketchup bottle in rgre, after that I'll try some flower sisters
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>>29903540
why would you do that
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>>29903548
because inspiration can strike from even the most retarded of greens
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>>29900907
Here is your first one
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>>29902508
How about Anon as a teacher or other adult position in the highschool, rather than a student?

Maybe a janitor who seduces the principals by thwarting malicious schemes against the school, by pure accident.
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>>29903871
There was one non-RGRE story where he was a surly bus driver who hooked up with Harshwhinny, a school admin, after beating the Dazzlings with common sense and blowing everyone's minds by telling everyone EqG is a time loop purgatory. He and Harshwhinny fucked off through the portal to live together in Equestria. Was pretty good.

More Harshwhinny in RGRE sounds great.
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>>29903485
>I still can't believe LaP would write such an autistic anon.

I don't think it's hard given that anons like you are still bitching about the ketchup. I mean hell, where the fuck do you think we are?
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>>29903657
what is this
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>>29903959
dunno if she would really work in an RGRE environment, unless she undergoes a major personality change or has something to offer anon that other, nicer, sweeter mares don't.

there's a reason she shows up a lot in the MP thread stories.
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>>29903959
>referencing without link
is the sause ketchup flavored?
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>>29904089
>has something to offer anon that other, nicer, sweeter mares don't.
Financial stability, experience, and maturity. Harshwhinny could easily provide for a family if a stallion could get over her somewhat standoffish exterior.
Infact, let's start combining ideas in this thread.

>Harshwhinny, after yet another date ruined by her not being a pushover, says "fuck it" to standards.
>She gets a mail-order groom and specifies "Fair, easygoing, exotic."
>Even pays extra for "premium selection"
>A few weeks later, she gets a knock on her door.
>And lo and behold, it's her new husband-to-be, Anon.
>They don't joke when they say "exotic" is her first thought.
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4 days without green.
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Been a while since we've had any Pie sisters around here

>Dorf Anon innaquestria
>Limey found him in a cave in the quarry
>He bonds with the sisters over their shared love of rocks and digging
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>>29904245
>cusses out deer as "elves with hooves"
>doesn't trust pegasi or unicorns
>has a symbol of the royal sisters he prays to
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>>29904272
>And then he gets into a Strange Mood
>Something something RGRE
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>>29904307
He'll make the LEWDEST SOCK
Just one though.
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Anon is from /v/ and it perpetually angry and autistic
Anon is from /k/ and wants to go in the woods and rape deer
Anon is from /tg/ and tries to rape dragons and go on quests
Anon is from /ck/ and refuses to stop eating meat and wrapping everything in meat
Anon is from /r9k/ and the ponies try helping him only to get weirded out when he calls them mom and ask for good boy points
Anon is from /jp/ and hates being outside and refuses to leave their house.
Anon is from /a/ and wants to be a girl
Anon is from /pol/ and attempts to overthrow the royal sister's and tries to convince ponies that non ponies are not worthy of their time.
Anon is from /fit/ and wants ponies to mirin him
Anon is from /m/ and wants to be a defender of justice
Anon is from /mlp/ and tries to track down his waifu and not creep out the ponies

So many more anon's from so many boards to choose from.
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>>29903478
>>See this, I made this
>>Hey Twilight! See this, I made this

The thing is she does that after taking a dump too.
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>>29904563
I ATE THIS CORN TWILIGHT
THAT KERNEL RIGHT OVER THERE
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>>29903485
Are you still on about the fucking ketchup? It's just ketchup and I'm pretty sure was meant to be funny.
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>>29904500
I'd really like to read elegan/tg/entleman Anon in Equestria, in that case.
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>>29903485
Its Equestria girls dude....and I cant think of anyone emo enough there. Wait, does super sad Pinkie count? And your the autist screeching about ketchup, no one else cares. FUCK YO FANCY FOOD NIGGA, FUCK YO FOOD!
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>>29903959
I remember that mindfuck of a story, it was some eldritch fuck you trap. It was weird as shit.
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>>29904618
>>29904759
>I-It's normal to carry around your own condiments guys
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>>29904768
No. One. Cares.
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>>29904087
An out of context derp moment from one rus cartoon. Too much to try and explain

Damn, at this rate that ketchup bottle will became a separate rgre character at least no one tried request pics of it... yet
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>>29904768
Sometimes is necesary.
Being an engineer in the field means having almost everything you need in your reach.
There was a time that i had a jacked and pants with pockets everywhere.
That shit carried a lot of tools or chemical.
Everthing to make things better.
Plus i got a backpack with more tools, a sheet and a thermal blanket, because fuck you it's freezing, i finished my job and i'm in a building closed from the outside.
Having in yourself some codiments it's not as bad as you think.
More if you are working on a budged, belive.
That's not fun in times of skinny cows.
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>>29904759
>commit food holocaust
>get called out for it
>shut post about how fancy food should be trashed without tasting it cause fuk rich people
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>>29904778
Yo Pencil, can I get a picture of a bunch of anon's forming a mountain with LAP at the top, shooting ketchup down on them screaming: "it's totally normal guys"
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>Anon starts to date one of the mane six
>The one he's dating turns out to be one of 'those' people
>The ones who change completely once they're in a relationship and totally ignore their friends
>This triggers the twiggles, Princess of friendship
>Anon, used to only seeing guys pull that shit doesnt catch on to what his waifu is doing
>When Twilight confronts the waifu about this Anon takes a moment to realise what he's been blind on
>Then immediately tag teams with Twilight on dropping a Friendship lesson leg drop
>Twilight is surprised by Anons extensive knowledge on the sister code and being a solid sis
>Silently teleports away the parts of her notes about convincing Waifu to leave the manbitch who was making her act funny
>Starts considering how to convince the rest of their friends to let Anon join them on their girls nights

Man, you know what I just realised this thread has majorly dropped the ball on? The difference in friendship between men and women.
Why have we not gotten reverse gender roles friendship lessons? Celestia having to send a letter to twilight about not being a little colt when her friends roast her. Actual real talk about how it is not okay to hit on Big Mac when he's your sis' brother. Letting Fluttershy know it's okay to be a lesbian as long as she's not a dyke about it, Despite the fact she's not actually a lesbian and is too meek to correct her friends. Applejack teaching naive Twilight about stopping Rainbow Dash from starting drunken fights, but helping her kick ass when one is started on her.
Damn these would be fun stories. if work doesn't kick my ass tomorrow I might try my hand at one of these.
'Night thread. Try not to put any ketchup on your fish while I'm sleeping.
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>>29903959

Gimme a link
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>>29904202
We've been through this, Anon.

Yes, but my body will not allow me to sleep past six hours. I usually get no more than two or three hours of sleep.

NOW STOP ASKING

OR ELSE I WILL LEAVE THIS FUCKING THREAD
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>>29904177
>>29904905
https://pastebin.com/uWRUu1c9
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>>29902909
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Reposting

>Ponies aren't just romantics, romance tropes are real for them.
>Love at first sight? Absolutely real for them.
>Eyes meet halfway across a crowded room? Instantly in love.
>Big, sweeping gestures at work? How romantic!
>Go on a few dates, make a couple cheesy declarations of love, and BAM! Happily herded.
>Then Anon shows up.
>One day a pony randomly starts staring at him when he's trying to work.
>Tears of joy in her eyes.
>Anon is very confused.
>Keeps showing up at his place of work, bringing increasingly extravagant gifts to try and woo him.
>Awkward public declarations of love.
>Everyone just assumes that they're herding. I mean, why wouldn't they? They're in love, right? Their eyes met and everything!
>She even sang him a love song the other day! They must be herding.
>Pony eventually has a tragic breakdown when, after so much time and effort, Anon still doesn't reciprocate.
>Anon gets put into couples therapy with a pony he's not actually dating.
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Did Ghoul ever make a second chapter of that fic with the guardmare that gets sent to the frozen north with the 'amazon' humans?

that was some good shit
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>>29905005
There was this green about Soulmates being able to sing a perfect duet to the song only they can hear. Roseluck can hear the song, but Anon being an outsider, cannot. Heartbreak and public resent towards love-struck pone ensues.
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>>29905099
Stop reminding me of that story,Anon.My heart can't take it
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>>29905005
So Tacet?
https://pastebin.com/xFvs0b69
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>>29905107
It has a good end tho.
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>>29904885
I can see this becoming a thread basis
and by that I don't mean a seperate thread, but like how their have been threads saying RGRE:House husband edition
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Anon gets magicked to RGRE by twiggles fucking with the multiverse
Thinks he's from RGREqG so sends him back there with an apology
Has to live with sunset till he can get back home
Hijinks ensue
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>>29904759
You're just saying that because you can't afford it.
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>>29904885
I like your idea.
Mares before horse
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>>29902636
>> anon comes from traditionally male-dominated job (manufacturing, STEM, finance, etc) and has to deal with breaking chauvinistic mares-only clubs & the glass ceiling

Anon is pretty average in one of these fields, but Earth science is still centuries ahead of horse science.

>"He's so amazing at this...But he's a colt!"
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>>29905005
>The horrifying conversation (to them) where you have to explain that for humans, love is a near random chemical reaction in the brain that can fade over time.
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>>29905497
>Is on 4chan
>Is on the horsefucker containment board
Nice implying you could afford anything but ramen, stay mad at your unworthy food. Ketchup 4 life.
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>>29905666
The devil of heartbreaks is correct.
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>>29904618
>was meant to be funny
But came out retarded.
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>>29904928
>leave
now das a funny one right dere
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>>29904885
THANK YOU!
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>>29905681
>>29905666

I mean it's not all bad. There have been couples who loved each other for decades until the day they died, but that's not anywhere near the majority.

That would really make them sad. That only rarely do a few humans get a taste of what it's like to love another person the way ponies do.
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>"AH~ HA~! S-SPIKEY WIKEY, DARLING, UNNNGHA~ T-THIIIS IS HOW A LADY LIKES TO BE MMMMFUCKED."
>"Y-YOUUUU COULD NE-HEEVER UNF, HAA~ H-HOPE TO S-S-SATISFY ME WITH THAT PITIFUL EXC-UUUS-, OH MY, F-FOR A PENIS."
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>>29905811
Wrong thread cuckfag, go to marital problems with that shit.
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>>29905588
>Anon unknowingly falls into the airheaded bimbo stereotype
>Ponies think he's a complete slut
>mechanical problem befalls applejack
>Anon solves it no problem
>Pones stare in shock
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>>29905811
choke on my shitty ass and go away
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>>29905811
(You)
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>>29905811
How many times are you going to post this?
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>>29905817
>>29905828
>>29905865
>>29905907
4 autistic. Jesus fuck why are the RGRE threads fucking always so shit?

That explain why writerfags leave.
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>>29905930
He right you know?
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>>29905951
no he isn't, that>>29905930
is a deliberate fetish fag shitposting. Learn the difference newfag. The fucker is going around to better threads trying to mooch off our live writefags. Just kill him an be done with it.
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>>29904885
>Despite the fact she's not actually a lesbian and is too meek to correct her friends
poor fluttershutter
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>>29905972
No, just look at this moron >>29906010
how much stupid are you? This is new faggot. He came here and pray everyone and think "I should pray writerfag so they will write more"
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>>29906025
>how much stupid are you? This is new faggot. He came here and pray everyone and think "I should pray writerfag so they will write more"
What?
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>>29906042
I think the shitposter is high off his ass and cant think clearly to do a decent job. I guess we just ignore the poor retard now.
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>>29906025
I think this was a language.
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>>29905005
I like the version where Anon sometimes sings a song while walking around town that's clearly meant to be a duet, and all the poners get super sad because they think Anon is desperately reaching out for his soulmate. He always looks so upset when he's singing.

Meanwhile Anon is just pissed he can't get that song out of his head. He doesn't even like the band that wrote it.
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Does anyone have that pic of Tree Hugger with the text 'I know some of these words'?
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>>29906105
Wake me up before you go go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
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>>29906105

>Anon can't stop humming Love is an Open Door because he watched Frozen with his niece before ending up in Equestria
>mares keep trying to sing the Hans parts
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Hey, I got more Fleur
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>>29906213

“Come on, [i]mon chere[/i]. Put a pep in that step.”

>“I’m coming, I’m coming.”

“It doesn’t seem like it to me.”

>“I’m moving as fast as I can, woman. It’s not my fault I have two legs and you have four!”

“Four shorter legs.”

>“It’s not my fault that you’re walking like you have ants in your pants.”

“I’m not wearing any pants, [i]chère[/i].”

>It had been a week since the fiasco at the restaurant, and the news had spread like wildfire. Every mare and stallion, from the princesses themselves to the garbage collectors, had heard what had happened, and each of them reacted differently to the news.

>The upper-crust of Canterlot society had been horrified of the news. Many sent their condolences to Hoity and Sapphire, both whom had hidden from the public eye to try and save face. There were mutters that the human should have known better, alien or not, and should have gotten far more than a lifetime ban from the restaurant.

>The lower-class mares and stallions, meanwhile, had gotten a kick out of the story. Many shook their heads and chuckled good-naturedly at Anon’s ignorance and the noble’s overaction over something so insignificant.

>This, in many ways, helped calm some of the city’s fears of these aliens. Instead of them being something bigger than life or other, they were no different from any pony. In fact, they might have even been a little sillier.

>For Fleur, that afternoon in the restaurant had been one of the better meals of her entire life.
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>>29906213
EXCITE

fleur a qt
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>>29906222

>Hoity and Sapphire desperately trying to compose themselves as Anon shoveled his ketchup-drowned chicken into his mouth. Anon trying his hardest to eat with dignity and grace and failing at it spectacularly. Fleur herself trying to nudge her photographer in the right direction wherever she could while trying to keep herself from laughing every few moments. It had been wonderful to the unicorn; far more interesting than what things like these usually were. She hadn’t even minded when their group had been thrown out when one of the chefs came out to see what Anon was doing to her food.

>Many of her colleagues had urged her to drop the human to save some face as well. Her manager in particular was insistent upon this idea, badgering her about it whenever he could, but Fleur wouldn’t hear any of it. She was going to keep this giant, adorable, quirky stallion until the season was over. In fact, if he kept it up, she had a mind of hiring him onto her staff permanently.

>She enjoyed listening to him talk about himself. She liked hearing that accent of his every single time he got too excited and let it slip. She loved learning about his technology and seeing him smile or his eyes lighting up always put her in a good mood. He was the thing that helped make her busy, glamor-filled days more enjoyable, and there were no words she could convey that could describe how much that meant to her.

>Her photographer was so talented in making her giggle and smile in fact, that she wanted to see if his talents could brighten somepony else’s day. And now, after doing her best to work around her hectic schedule and finishing all of the world needed to see to today, she was doing to do just that.

“Just a few more blocks, [i]mon chere[/i],” she said, weaving in and out of crowds of ponies.
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>>29906232

>Usually, all eyes would be on her, but today she may as well have been invisible. Everypony within eyeshot was staring at Anon’s towering figure. Some of them were openly gawking, while others were a bit stealthier in their approach, but no matter where they went, eyes were upon him.

>Anon, not used to the attention, did his best to keep his head low and navigate through the crowds as quietly as possible. Fleur made sure to stick close to his side, chatting with him to keep his mind off the eyes and gossip.

>“You said that like five blocks ago,” Anon said, staring at group of giggling mares out of the corner of his eye.

“Oh, I’m sure you’ll last for a little while longer, [i]mon bébé[/i],” Fleur replied, sticking her tongue out at him.

>Anon, ever the adult, stuck his tongue out right back at her. Fleur giggled, giving his hip a playful bump.

>“So, what is this place called again? This kid’s hospital?”

“It’s called Lionheart’s Foals’ Hospital.”

>“Lionheart’s Foals’ Hospital? That’s kind of a weird name, ain’t it?

“Doctor Lionheart was a very sweet, caring stallion, but he wasn’t the type that had an ear for names.” Fleur smiled as she recalled the old stallion, who had passed some years ago. “His hospital is a jewel in this city however; one of the best facilities of its kind in the world.”

>“Really?” Anon asked, scratching his chin. “We got the same kind of thing back home.”

“Oh?”

>“Yep. We just call ours Faggots’s Hospital, since we seem to be a lot better at naming things than you ponies.”

>Anon’s remarked earned him another playful bump, which had him chuckling.

>Though ponies continued to whisper and stare at them, they made their way toward the foals’ hospital without much of a hassle. A tourist or two came up to Anon asking for a picture, and one of Fleur’s die-hard fans rushed up to her professing his love, but mostly they were left alone.
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>>29906243

>Apparently one had no need of bodyguards when one’s companion towered over even minotaurs. Stallion or no.

>All-in-all the two made remarkably good time, arriving at the hospital earlier than expected. The moment Fleur saw the giant, white, multi-story building, a smile came to her face. For many years she had been coming here to play with the foals, and each time she looked upon this hospital all of the memories, both good and bad, but mostly good, would come flooding back to her.

“See? I told you that the walk wasn’t that bad,” the unicorn said.

>Anon ignored the jab, instead letting out a low whistle. “Well, that’s a big ‘un, huh?”

Fleur nodded. “Yes. A few years ago the hospital was renovated and enlarged. Now it not only has an in-house laboratory, but a care center and rehabilitation center.”

Grabbing Anon’s hand with her magic, Fleur began leading him toward the entrance, eager to show her photographer one of her most beloved places. “Come, the receptionist is no doubt waiting for us.”

>The main lobby of the hospital was, as always, neat and tidy. A few ponies were walking around, some doctors and staff, others parents and their children. A young stallion sat behind a service desk at the end of the lobby, his glasses hanging down on his nose as he looked through a stack of papers.

“Good afternoon, [i]Monsieur[/i] Notepad!” Fleur called, trotting toward him.

>The stallion looked up from his papers. Seeing Fleur, a small, tired smile came to his face.

>“Hello Fleur. Are you here for another play date with the kids?” he asked.

“[i]Oui[/i]. Is there a floor that needs some help watching the little ones?”

>“Well, give me a second and let me see,” Notepad murmured, grabbing a file and opening it. “Hmm… It looks like B Wing is running a little short on staff. They could probably use some help.”
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>>29906105
>Anon's predisposition to badly singing songs from Earth make ponies think he's from a musical species that emotes their thoughts and emotions through music
>Half-assed and half-remembered sung songs spawn shenanigans
>Half a duet? Pining for his soul-mate, hoping that somepony will respond
>Highway to Hell? Dangerously reckless.
>Red Like Roses I and II?
>What about Us?
>Radioactive? Twilight quarantines him, thinking he's an NBC hazard.
>I Burn?

>"Girls, quick!"
>Rainbow Dash looks frantic, magenta eyes wide with fear.
>"Anon's on fire!"

>Meanwhile, Anon's snoozing in bed.
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>Looking up from the file, Notepad’s gaze flicked to Anon for the first time. The stallion twitched in startlement, just now noticing him.

>“Sweet Sun above are you a big one,” he said, pushing his glasses up his nose and leaning forward. “Wait… Are you that [i]hyoo-man[/i] that everypony’s been talking about?”

>“I am, sir,” Anon said, taking a step forward and offering a hand. “My name’s Anon. It’s very nice to meet you.”

>“I heard that you’ve caused a bit of a ruckus at some fancy restaurant,” Notepad said, taking his hand and giving it a shake.

>Anon flinched. “Hey… I heard something like that too.”

“Anon here was kind enough to offer his services in helping keep the little ones entertained, so I decided to bring him with me today,” Fleur said. “I hope it’s alright.”

>Notepad looked between the unicorn and human for a moment before looking back down at his papers. “I trust you enough to know that you’re not going to bring in somepony that will hurt the foals, Fleur. He’ll be fine.”

“[i]Merci[/i], Notepad, [i]Merci[/i],” Fleur said with a happy little hop, once again grabbing Anon’s hand with her magic. “Come on, Anon. I’ll take you B Wing.”

>The hospital, though state of the art and groundbreaking in numerous ways, was a bit of a labyrinth. But Fleur had been coming to this place for years. She knew every floor and every hall nearly by heart. If she had wanted, her and Anon could have gotten there in ten minutes, but the supermodel made a few side trips to say hello to a few of the foals.

>There was Cherry Pie on the third floor, who had come in because of a bad case of pneumonia. There was also Cream Puff, who been brought in last week because of a pair of broken legs. And she couldn’t forget little Pork Pie, who was having a bit of trouble with his intestinal tract.
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>>29906259

>Each child had squealed in delight when they saw her walk into their room, and even the foal’s parents, if they were there, would perk up at the sight of her. She’d talk to a filly or colt, ask them how they were doing and if they missed her. She’d talk to them and the parents for a few minutes, give the filly or colt a nuzzle and the parents a hug, and make her way out the door, happy to see that the foal was doing better.

>Anon, of course, was roped into coming into each room. The foals seemed in awe about meeting with a real life human, staring up at him with wide eyes and opened mouths. The parents were usually a bit leery about having him in the room at first, but reassurances by Fleur and Anon’s natural politeness eventually warmed them to the giant of a stallion, so by the time that they left the room, Anon and the parents were more often than not joking and laughing with each other.

>Each time Fleur left a room, she found herself smiling more and more. This was the best part of her week; to come here and bring a bit of joy to ponies that truly needed it. What made it even better was that she had someone else to share the joy, satisfaction, and contentment that she felt coming here and doing this.

>Eventually, the human and unicorn made their way to B Wing. This was one of the smaller wings of the hospital, only housing fifty beds. It was the wing where foals recovering from surgeries would more often than not find themselves, and as such was usually one of the more active places in the hospital.

“Here we are!” Fleur chirped, looking around. “Nice, isn’t it?”

>“It looks like every other hall we’ve walked down,” Anon replied, eyeing a few of the paper flowers that had been taped to the walls. “Those are a change though. Real nice lookin’.”

“The foals and I made them a few weeks ago,” Fleur said, giving his hand a tug to help lead him down the hall.

>“So, you helped make all of these then?”
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>>29906272

“Yes. A young filly named Star Strip was complaining that the walls were too white, so I went out a got some craft paper and we all sat down and made these.”

>A smile came to Anon’s face. “Really?

Fleur nodded. “Yes, and we all had a blast doing it.”

>Anon’s smile widened just a hair.“You must really love these kids then, huh?”

>Fleur’s smile diminished somewhat.

“When I was young I spent a few years in and out of places like this,” she said, looking over her shoulder at him. “I know what it feels like to be in a place like this every day. So I come here once a week to try and make the endless hours of lying in a bed a little more bearable.”

>She shrugged.

“I may be only one mare, but I hope that it helps, even if it’s just by making somepony smile.”

>“That’s real sweet of you, Fleur. Not a lot of people wanna come here and do stuff like this.”

Fleur flashed her photographer a warm smile before turning back around. “The nurses probably have most of the foals in the play area. Let’s see if we can give them a bit, [i]bien[/i]?”

>Anon nodded. “Yes ma’am.”

>As always, Fleur heard the foals before she could see them. Colts and fillies, laughing, playing, yelling, with a stern voice breaking through the endless tide of chaos to call a warning or encouragement. The voices caused her to pick up the pace, eager to begin.

>She and Anon had made it halfway down the hall when a stallion wearing a nurse’s cap shuffled out of a room. His eyes were half-lidded and his head was hung low. If one looked closely enough they would have been able to see the dark rings under his bloodshot, tired eyes.

“[i]Bonjour[/i], Coffee Cream,” Fleur called.

>The stallion jumped, his head snapping over to stare at her. When he saw that it was just her however, he visibly relaxed. In fact, he seemed relieved to see her.
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>>29906255
>anon sings hurt
>is a national crisis
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>>29906283

>“Fleur? Oh thank Celestia that Notepad sent you up here,” he said, trotting toward her. “Band Aid called off, so we’ve been short all morning.”

“I’ll be happy to help where I can,” Fleur replied. “The foals are in the play area yes?”

>“Yes, and they’re antsy. Somepony was [i]stupid[/i] enough to give them chocolate cake and ice cream for lunch and now they’re jumping off the walls.”

Smiling, Fleur placed a hoof on the stallion’s shoulder. “Don’t worry, [i]mon chere[/i]. I’ll keep the little ones entertained for a few hours. Why don’t you go and get some rest?”

>The stallion answered her smile with a smile of his own. “I was just about to go and get some coffee. Apple Balm and Moon Skipper are sitting with the kids now. If you want to go into the play area I’m sure they’d love the help.”

>Nodding, Fleur took a step to the side and allowed Coffee Cream to brush past, making his way down the hall.

>“I don’t think he even saw me,” Anon commented after the stallion had disappeared around a corner.

“He has a very difficult job, as do the rest of the ponies working here,” Fleur replied. “I don’t doubt that he has been working double shifts for the last few days.”

>“I can see why I never wanted to get into medicine. I’d be tearing my hair out if I was that guy.”

“[i]Oui[/i]. Now let’s get down to the play area then,” Fleur said, bumping Anon’s side.

>She was able to make it three steps before Anon loudly cleared his throat. The sound made her stop and look at him with an eyebrow raise. To her confusion, she saw Anon standing there uncomfortably, his hands behind his back.

>“Hey… Fleur,” he began. “Before we go in there, is there anything that I should or shouldn’t be doin’?”

“Just listen to the nursing staff. They’ll tell you what you’re able to do and not do. I’m sure the foals themselves will also be very helpful. They always are.”
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>>29906213
YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS !!!!!!!!
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>>29906290

>Anon bit his lip, rocking back and forth on his heels. “Is that it? Because I don’t want to get kicked out of this place like that restaurant.”

“You won’t, [i]mon chere[/i]. The foals are going to love you.”

>“Are you sure?”

“I’m positive.”

>“When I’m five times their size and all big and scary?”

Fleur couldn’t help but laugh. “Oh, I don’t think you have anything to worry about, you [i]big, scary[/i] man.”

>A flash of indignation crossed Anon’s face, causing him to puff up like a pigeon. This only caused Fleur to laugh again as she grabbed his hand with her magic and nudged him toward her.

“You have nothing to worry about. I’ll be right next to you the whole time. Now come along [i]chéri[/i]”

>It took a bit of coaxing, but Fleur eventually managed to get her photographer moving again. With each step they took the foals became louder and louder until they turned a corner and saw a large, sun-lit room.

>The room was crowded with fillies and colts, in various states of healing, playing and laughing and having a good time. What space that wasn’t filled with foals was occupied with toys or a watchful adult. Fleur looked around, at the kids making hoof paintings, at the group of fillies playing with blocks, and at the colts that were rough housing just a little too much.

>Out of the corner of her eye, she could also see her photographer scanning the room. She could still see a bit of reservation and caution on his face, but with each passing second, she could see a smiling forming. Not able to help herself, her rump gave a little happy wiggle in anticipation.

>“Look! It’s Ms. Fleur!”
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>>29906299

>All around the room, fillies and colts stopped what they were doing. They all perked up, looking over toward Fleur herself, who was wearing a smile a mile wide. For a few moments, there was silence as they looked at her, a silence that was only disturbed by the relieved sounds of the nurses and caretakers. And with that, all Tartarus broke loose.

>“Ms. Fleur! Ms. Fleur!”

>“It’s Ms. Fleur!”

>“Hiya, Ms. Fleur!”

>“Bon… bon…. bonj… hiya, Ms. Fleur!”

>The foals rushed over toward her as quickly as they were able, their eyes bright and their smiles wide. Fleur helped some of the little ones by closing the distance between her and them with a few quick steps.

>As the foals descended she was given hugs, nuzzles, greetings in both Equish and adorable, awkward Prench. Fleur acclimated to the chaos quickly, hugging and nuzzling each and every filly and colt that was within hooves length. She said hello to every single one, asked how they were doing, asked if they had missed her; as she had with the other foals that she had seen. Anon did his best to stick to the background, leaning against a wall with his arms crossed, but it was only inevitable that one of the kids saw him.

>“What the heck is that?” A colt said, pointing at the man.

>The foals stopped bombarding Fleur with affection, questions, and chatter to look over.

>“Wow! Look how big it is!”

>“Did you bring somepony else for us to play with, Ms. Fleur?”

>“Is that some kind of monkey?”

>Anon tensed as a group of foals broke off from the main group and made their way over toward him. His gaze flicked over to Fleur, who gave him an encouraging nod even as a filly made herself comfortable on her lap the moment the supermodel sat down onto the floor.

>One of the foals, a tiny earth pony missing her two front teeth, trotted over so that she was just standing a few feet from him.

>“Are you a misther, mishter? Are or you shome kind of manial?”
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>>29906312

>“It’s animal, you dummy,” another filly said.

>The filly, without missing a beat, turned around and stuck her tongue out before turning back toward the human, looking up at him expectantly.

>Anon, clearing his throat, squatted down. “I’m a mister, little girl.”

>The filly cocked her head to the side. “What’s a girl, mister?”

>Anon blinked. “It’s what you are.”

>The filly’s nose scrunched up. “Naha! I’m not a girl! I’m an earhth pony!”

>Anon looking just a bit thrown off balance, tried to rally. “No, I know that you’re an earth pony, but you’re also a girl.”

>“Naha!” the filly said stomping her hoof.

>The photographer frowned. “How do you know? You don’t even know what a girl is!” He made some vague hand motions that had Fleur and a few of the other adults chuckling to themselves. “There’s boys and there’s girls, and you’re a girl.”

>“No, I’m not!” the little filly insisted, staring up at the giant of a man with all of the fury in her tiny little body. “You’re a girl!”

>Anon opened his mouth as the filly stared up at him fiercely. He was silent for several seconds before his mouth slowly closed shut. He then lifted his gaze back up to the supermodel, staring over at her in bafflement.

Fleur had to beat back her laughter with a cough. “I believe he’s calling you a filly, little one,” she said.

>The filly looked back at her, then back up at Anon. She let out a thoughtful hum, her eyes narrowing slightly before a great big smile came to her face.

>“Well, why didn’t ya just say that, misther?” she asked.

>“Because you were being too ornery,” Anon dryly replied.

>The filly cocked her head to the side once again. “What’s ornery mean?”

>One of the nurses guffawed, and even Fleur couldn’t quite hold back a chuckle or two. Still though, she decided to save her poor, outmatched photographer.
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>>29906332

“The stallion behind me is Anon, my [i]garçons et filles[/i]. He was kind enough to come here with me so that we might spent a few hours with you all.”

>The colts and fillies perked up, more and more of them breaking off and trotting over to Anon. Fleur could see a foal’s curiosity in their eyes, and could practically see the questions forming in their little heads. When more than half of the foals were now surrounding Anon, they began an interrogation that would have made a Royal Guard green with envy.

>“What the heck are you, mister?”

>“How come you’re so tall?”

>“What’s wrong with your hooves? Why are they all split up like that?”

>“Why’s your muzzle so flat?”

>“Are you Ms. Fleur’s pet? Can my mommy and daddy buy one of you at the store?”

>“Are you some kind of minotaur? ‘Cause my pappy doesn’t like minotaurs. He says that they’re tryin’ to steal all of our gems and stallions.”

>As Fleur watched the barrage of questions, one of the nurses trotted over with a book in hoof. “Fleur, we were just about to read a story to the foals before we took them to dinner. If you’d want to do the honors we’d be more than happy to let you.”

“[i]Merci[/i],” Fleur said, taking the book out with her magic before looking at the remanding foals sitting around her. “How about it, little ones? Would you like me to read you a story?”

>“Yeah!” the foals cried, nodding their heads.

>Fleur giggled in delight. She was about to open the book and start reading when an idea came to mind.

“Anon? How about you come sit next to me so that we can read to the foals?”
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>>29906336

>A quick glance over showed that the foals had wasted little time in climbing up Anon’s frame. A pair of pegasi were perched on his shoulders, giggling to themselves. A young unicorn was helping an earth pony climb up onto his back. Even the little ornery little earth pony filly was doing her best to climb up his shirt, looking absolutely thrilled with herself.

>Anon himself seemed a little more at ease, doing his very best to make sure that none of the foals fell off, so focused on this task that he didn’t seem to hear Fleur. He was as gentle as could be, making sure that none of them hurt themselves while talking to each and every one of them.

>Seeing all of this, the warmth in Fleur’s stomach nearly boiled over. For a minute or two she didn’t have the heart to call out to him again, afraid that doing so would ruin what she was witnessing.

“Anon? Anon, [i]mon chere[/i]? Anon?”

>Anon finally perked up, looking up from a colt in his arms. “Yeah? Whatcha need?”

“I was wondering if you’d like to come over here and help me do a bit of reading?” the supermodel asked, waving the book about.

>“Oh yeah, sure,” Anon replied, reaching around his back to grab the colt that was trying to climb into his head. “Come on you little munchkins. Let me get up so I can go over and do some readin’.”

>The foals loudly awed at this, but relented, allowing the photographer to grab each one of them and set them down. He then stood to his fully height and walked over to Fleur, who patted the space right beside her. With some shuffling, he sat next to the supermodel, his legs neatly folding together.

>The moment he sat down a group of foals rushed over and sat in his lap. Fleur let out a laugh at his surprised expression, leaning over and pressing her side against his. To her pleasant surprise, there was a pleasant warmth emanating from her photographer. Without realizing it, her nostrils flared, taking in his scent.
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>>29906343

>The filly with the missing teeth, who was now making herself comfortable in the middle of Anon’s lap, snatched the book from Fleur’s magic and gave it to the human.

>“Read the one about the dragon and the parasprihte!” she chirped.

“Read the one about the dragon and the parasprite, [i]please[/i],” Fleur corrected, gently booping the filly on the nose.

>The filly nodded. “Yeah! What she said!”

Chuckling to herself, Fleur leaned over and whispered in her photographer’s ear. “It’s on page fifty. I’ll trade off with you if you need a break, [i]mon chere[/i].”

>“Alright. Thanks,” Anon said, clearing his throat as he opened the book and flipped through its pages until he found the story. “Let’s see… Aw, there ya are, “The Parasprite and the Drake”, by Noteworthy.”

>A small colt crawled into Fleur’s lap with the young filly. Fleur, not taking her eyes off Anon, leaned down and gave him a nuzzle.

>“Once upon a time, there was a dragon. He was a mighty beast, whose wings could eclipse the very sun itself…”


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>In the end, a single story wasn’t nearly enough to satisfy the children. Each time either Anon or Fleur tried to put the book down one of the foals would snatch it right back up and put it back in their hands or hooves. This would always be accompanied by begging and such adorable, pleading looks that neither the unicorn or human could say no. It wasn’t until the fourth or fifth story, when half of the colts and fillies couldn’t keep their eyes open anymore, when the nurses and caretakers had stepped in and carted them off to see if they could get something in their bellies before bedtime.
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>>29906355

>By the time that Fleur and Anon left the hospital Luna’s moon hung high in the sky. Both of them were tired, their throats were sore, and they were a bit stiff from sitting as long as they had. Nevertheless, both of them looked like they wanted nothing more than to go back in there and read just a few more stories.

“You know, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the foals warm up to somepony like that before,” Fleur said.

>Anon shrugged. “Kids like to be around weird stuff,” he replied.

“[i]Absurdité[/i]!” Fleur said, bumping his side. “They loved you because you, [i]mon amie[/i], are wonderful with foals.”

>“I don’t think so,” Anon said, with a snort and a roll of his eyes.

“You might not think so, but [i]I[/i] know so,” Fleur replied, giving his ribs a poke. “You’re going to make some lucky mare very happy someday.”

>Anon rolled his eyes again, reaching over and flicking Fleur’s ear. Fleur responded by messing up his hair with her magic.

>“Quit it,” Anon said, waving his arms around his head to try to slap away her magical aura.

“[i]Non[/i], Fleur smartly replied, getting a boop for her troubles.

>As they walked, the back and forth escalated to pokes and tugs and mussing up fur. Somewhere during the silly little battle there was even an ear tug or two. But the roughhouse unfortunately had to come to an end as the two reached the point where they’d have to make their separate ways.

>“Well, I guess this is goodnight then, huh?” Anon asked.

“Yes, I suppose it is,” Fleur said, booping his nose with her magic.

>Anon’s face scrunched up, causing the supermodel to grin. Turning to face him, she gestured for him to kneel down. He did so, and was immediately hugged.

“Thank you very much for coming today, Anon,” Fleur said, rubbing her cheek against his. “It meant a lot to both myself and the foals.”
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>>29906366

>Anon tensed at the unicorn’s touch for a few moments, before he returned the hug. Fleur let out a sigh, tightening her grip on him while wiggling closer.

>“You’re welcome,” he said. “It was actually pretty fun. We’ll need to do it again sometime.”

Fleur nodded, rubbing the side of Anon’s face in the process. “I’m sure that the little ones would love to see you again.”

>“It’s a date then.”

>Minutes ticked by as the human and pony continued to hug each other. Eventually Anon was the one to break it, much to Fleur’s disappointment.

>"Alright, I’ll see you in the morning then.”

“[i]Oui[/i]. I’ll see you then.”

>Fleur was about to turn around, when an idea came to mind. Just as Anon was about to climb to his feet she darted forward, planting two quick pecks on his cheek. Anon, surprised, nearly fell over as she jumped back with a giggle.

“We also kiss cheeks when we’re about to part in Canterlot, [i]mon chere[/i].”

>Anon reddened as she, laughing to herself, turned around and trotted down the road. “That’s not how you’re supposed to do it though!”

“It’s how we’ll do it until you stop blushing like that!” Fleur called over her shoulder.
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>>29906384
Alright, I'm done
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>>29906392
LaP this story might be one of the cutest things you have written, and you've written a lot of cute things.
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>>29906289
Roseluck is heartened yet horrified when he idly sings one duet part of:
https://youtu.be/1iSTJYIXYao?t=188
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>>29906392
Definitely cute. Keep it up and bask in the autism that you'll receive as I expect some still have not let go of the dining scene.
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>>29906392
This is a great story, I'm really enjoying it. Keep up the fantastic work.
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>>29906232
>she was doing to do just that.
*going to do just that
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>>29906299
>but with each passing second, she could see a smiling forming.
*a smile forming
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>>29906336
>“Are you some kind of minotaur? ‘Cause my pappy doesn’t like minotaurs. He says that they’re tryin’ to steal all of our gems and stallions.”
oh lord my sides
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>>29906392
This is super cute and I like reading the bits about Fleur's crush slowly intensifying.
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>>29906392
the toppest of top cute stories, loving every update more than the last and looking forward to more
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>>29906105
what duet would you sing with your waifu if you had to choose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C_3eYj-pOM
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To anyone wondering, I've not been killed in a propeller-related accident, just been really busy with exams, a new pc, and family related matters.

I'm still writing on Huntin' Innawoods with Gilda and Anon, just not as fast as before.

Take care, anons.
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I think till one of us makes some green about the theme.
But if you think about it, we always do.
When we think of herding or we think of RGR, for general we always take everyone.
Even in Daring Douche, the most painful one being the one with Anon in his church of Iron, fucking and making squirt and partically explode Twilight,( Who to this point, she is the mother/sister/caretaker figure in Spike's world), and Rarity (Spike's crush).

Some of us even took Ember to the fuk-truck, making good gifs.

This all are good promts, but it is hard to make it RGR.
If you can give us a promt stable enough, or maybe make your case, maybe one of the writefriends can take it and do a little something.
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>>29906857
>Why does he only have one ball? God, I can't clop to mutants with ONE BUCKING BALL!!!
>Bucking eat you popo
>4Leaf
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>>29906857
>Be Anon
>Civ friendship
>Spawn near virginslayer71 the Hun
>whatcouldpossiblygowrong
>She's friendly towards me
>"virginslayer71 the Hun has declared war on you"
>butwhai
>We do a war
>I take one of her cities
>I take three of her cities
>Raze them to the ******* ground
>"Please no more"
>Make peace
>Next turn
>>"virginslayer71 the Hun's status is "Friendly"
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>>29906849
WHEN
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>>29906857
No, don't encourage their shit fetish, their floundering as is and are trying to get pity help, let them die like they deserve. We got plenty of other good prompts, trash has no place in it.
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>>29907108
Agreed.
>>29906838
I'm really liking the idea of Anon's half-assed musical regurgitation and one-sided duets causing unintentional side-effects.
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Vallory.
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>>29907148
>"One more day to revolution, we will nip it in the bud. I will fight these little schoolboys, they will shit themselves with blood..."
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>>29907221
>bumping random threads with autismal nonsense minutes after their most recent posts
Aren't you so legion, youngster.
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>>29906392
Thanks for the cute story.
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>>29907230
He posts random shit everywhere that it isn't necessary, no explanation why though.
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>>29906849
nice
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>1 writefag
Where did they all go, RGRE? How come they're posting in other threads? I'm starting to think there's a reason why the cuckfag keeps posting his really really obvious bait (which you bite every single time he posts)
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>>29905005
>herding
I'm adding this to my list of words specific to /mlp/'s superautistic lingo.
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>>29907825
Sweetie there are other threads with different topics and slightly better quality. Relax.
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>10
Maybe RGRE really is dead.
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>>29908570
this general is the only reason im on /mlp/ in the first place so i hope not.
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>>29908570
What is dead may never die.
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>>29906838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUJVzez1mT0
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>>29904573
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>>29906222
>>For Fleur, that afternoon in the restaurant had been one of the better meals of her entire life.
Simply unbelievable.
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>>29909638
FUCKING KETCHUPFAGS
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>>29909688
I'm not saying that ketchup is shit for plebs, but this is completely different level of disgusting.
There is liking simple things and there is this insanity.
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>>29906857
His prompt amounted to 'cuck Spike', and since that is already kind of in a lot of greens, as you pointed out, there is no need for it.
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>>29905014
That would be Reassigned (part 1) and, unfortunately, no, there isn't a part 2 yet, though you can find the first part in my pastebin up top in the community GoogleDoc. It might be a while until more comes out as I have even MORE overdue stuff that needs tending to before then. Still, I won't be letting it die. It's on my mind and I know exactly where I want it to go.

Bare with me if you can, Anon. I still have the 'tism, I'm just real slow to work it into readable text.
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>>29909838
If Spike don't have no game, Spike don't get no poon.
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>>29909838
Spike is like twelve. The mane six are adults.

It's not really cucking if it's a kid finding out the older person they have a crush on is seeing someone.
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>>29909947
Well clearly not in the actual definition of cucking, more like the 4chan meme of guy fucks a girl that you know.

>It's not really cucking if it's a kid finding out the older person they have a crush on is seeing someone.
Pic related
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>>29909947
>Spike is like twelve. The mane six are adults.
how does that work when twilight hatched him when she was like six
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>>29909927
WHERE IS IT GHOULS

WHERE IS THE GREEN
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>>29910078
>Rarity doesn't want some unequal partnership
>She wants a stallion with the same drive for success as herself
>Then Anon comes along
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>>29910078
>might have actually kept Rarity from her mate for life
What a little twat.
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>>29910102
Twilight was 18 when she graduated from Celestia's personal studies.
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>>29910142
yes and?

she still hatched him straight outta magical kindergarden
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>>29910154
So he is still a fucking kid.
18 - 6 = 12
An 18 year old is a young adult
A 12 year old is a fucking kid

I cannot simplify it more than that.
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>>29910227
I'd put them in their twenties, myself.
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So, in RGRE terms, how old is too old for mares and stallions?
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>>29910307
anything past filly is too old
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>>29910350
This.
/ss/ sends its regards.
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>>29906392
Thanks for the update. I love what you've written and I look forward to some more.

I came here looking for a green by Ghouls. QoC's Gilda and Anon story caught my attention but it's LaP's Fleur that I've fallen in love with as of the latest update. I so look forward to reading more.
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>>29904885
I like this, I rather like this story idea for this thread. I might write up a few of them though I don't know how you can make it longer than a couple of one shot stories...
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>>29910262
Autism dump incoming, proceed at your own peril.

Same, I think Twilight is the youngest of all of them.
I'd put Flutters, Rarity, and Pinkie as the oldest ones in the group. Since Fluttershy used the teen pone model for her cutie mark story and her being a blank flank well into her adolescence would attract bullying and result in her horrible social anxiety.
And with her comment about being a year older than Pinkie. Rarity has her own self-made business, and home something unique to all except for Fluttershy who has her own place and is a vet of sorts. So I'd put her a year or two younger than Flutters. However she has, by far the widest range of age since her level of drive and luck could result in her boutique becoming successful at a young age, and at the top end manipulating the Canterlot elite on charm and knowledge alone is indicative of a mature woman
Pinkie has about the same variance as Rarity, since there has be no reference to her age other than it being one short of Fluttershy.

Rainbow while owning her own place works a simple 9-5 as weather captain. She is still working on her dream, and her big dumb cake in Pinkie Pride has 21 candles so I'm going with that for her to keep it simple.

Applejack, even though she carries her own weight is still a dependent living on the family farm. So I'd put her nearest to Twilight who had no place of her own or job until they were gifted to her by Celestia

So if Rainbow is closest to the middle at 21 then the ages would go
Twi - 18
AJ - 18 - 22
RD - 21
Rara - 23-28
Pinks - Flutters-1
Flutters - 24-30
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>>29910494
I'm guessing you mean Twilight is 18 at the time Celestia first sent her to live in Ponyville. Three years have passed since then
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>>29910494
>Rara - 23-28
what

>Flutters - 24-30
WHAT
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>>29907825
Sorry, I promise I'll write something when I get my new phone.
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>>29904928
Who are you and wtf are you talking about?
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>>29906222
>insignificant
HE CARRIES AROUND BOTTLES OF CONDIMENTS
THIS IS PISSJAR AND SHITJUG LEVELS OF AUTISM
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>>29906232
>chicken
It was fish, though?
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>>29906272
>Anon's natural politeness
>politeness
Do we really have to bring up the ketchup again, LAP. That would be literally the opposite of polite. You might as well take a dump right on the food. If even uncultured swine posting on a Canadian woodworking forum know this, you and Anon have no excuse.
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LAP confirmed for a wildman with absolutely no idea how to function is civilized society.
Anon might as well have carried around an empty bottle to piss into when out on the town.
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>>29911263

“[i]Oui[/i]. It’s delicious,” Fleur said, dabbing her mouth with her napkin before taking a small sip of her wine. “The lettuce is—”

>A sound unlike any that Fleur had ever heard filled the air, making her pause. All around their table, ponies lifted their heads from their meals and looked around for the source. Their heads slowly turned to Anon’s direction.

>The young man had a bottle of some kind of yellow substance in his hands. He was holding this bottle against his dick, humming a little tune to himself. Seconds passed before Anon noticed the silence that had swept the restaurant. He lifted his gaze from his crotch, confusion coloring his features.

>“…What?” he asked no one in particular. “I had to go.”

>There was a pause. Ponies looked at each other, some of them murmuring in confusion and just a hint of concern.

>Hoity awkwardly cleaned his throat. “My dear boy… Why did don't you use the bathroom?”

>Anon looked down at the bottle in his hand. “I always bring a spare piss bottle with me when I go out to eat,” he replied matter-of-factly.

>Fleur’s gaze snapped from Anon’s face back down to his crotch. He was still urinating. There was so much in the bottle that she couldn’t even see his dick. The unicorn’s mouth twitched at the sight, her lips curling into a smile.

>Several more seconds passed before Anon stopped the flow of pee and spun the bottle around, offering it to the other ponies at the table.

>“Do yin—I mean, do you guys gotta go? There should just be enough room for the four of us.” He shook the bottle at Hoity and Sapphire’s flabbergasted faces. “Come on, don’t be shy. I got plenty back at my place.”
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>>29911263
It's totally normal! What if you run into a situation where you need ketchup or a place to shit and piss? We should probably carry around our cum jar and a rag just in case we need that too.
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>>29911290

>A feeling began to form in Fleur’s stomach. At first it was hardly noticeable, but as time passed it began to build and build. She soon found herself shaking as she tried to hold back this feeling, but eventually she couldn’t help herself.

>Throwing her head back, Fleur started reeing. Hard.
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>Anon landed in normal Equestria, but never made it to the Equestrian mainland.
>Became an adventurer out in the wild borderlands.
>Even met a few ponies whom followed him and became his entourage.
>During a temple dive or something, they get warped into RGRE, right in the middle of Ponyville, thanks to some magic shenanigans.
>Once they learn that the dangerous lands they plundered and lived in don't exist in RGRE, the team settles in Ponyville.
>The whole town gets to see the odd and messed up (to them) dynamics of some backwards ponies and their alien leader.
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>>29911208
>>29911232
>>29911263
>"REEEEEEE KETCHUP IN A OTHERWISE GOOD STORY! YOU'RE AUTISTIC FOR NOT REEING LIKE US!"
But seriously, this is getting old. We get it, he carried a bottle of ketchup to restaurant for some reason. No need to go on about it the rest of the story.
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>>29911357
The rest of this story?

They're going to be bringing this up for the next year.
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>>29910116
It's in the future, Anon. It's in the bright beautiful future slathered in ketchup - that's right I went there fuck the police gools out

But 4srs I feel you. I'm in the motions of kicking my own ass back into gear as I speak.
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>>29911393
8 YEARS ANON
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>>29911290
Sniper inna Equestria

>'No Twi, I'm not a fairweather fan stalker, I'm an assassin'
>'Listen ya tiny brumby wanker, ones a job and the others mental sickness'
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So many people and this goes to page 8, guys are so lazy
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>>29912032
Well then, let's chat about something.
How was your day Anon?
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>>29912149
This anons day is going well. Just practicing for the gre today and turning 25 tomorrow. I'm not the anon you replied to just like talking.
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>>29912149
my days going great anon, i got to eat breakfast this morning so its automatically great.
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Nice to know.
Good luck on your GRE Anon>>29912190. I heard those are pretty tough, have some candy or something sweet before you head in, sugar helps the brain.

That optimism is good Anon >>29912200, hold it close to your heart and never let anything take that from you.

The both of you have a great day.
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>>29912224
thanks anon.
have a prompt with bad grammer.

>anon was a rock climber on earth
>loved to climb anything he could, everything from trees to fuckhuge mountains
>in combination with the sudden loss of the internet and his fiber bars he relies on climbing to get out stress in equestria
>mares dont like it however
>a male in a high place?! he could fall and hurt himself!
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guys the cuck thing was bait holy shit you're dumb
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>>29911357
I'm surprised that the thread's still reeeeing about it. It was a dumb one-off joke used to bring that installment of the story to a close. This is autistic even for rgre.
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>>29910494
>I'd put Flutters, Rarity, and Pinkie as the oldest ones in the group. Since Fluttershy used the teen pone model for her cutie mark story and her being a blank flank well into her adolescence would attract bullying and result in her horrible social anxiety.
I guess there is no such thing has early growth spurt
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>>29912372
>11:11:11
QUICK MAKE A WISH
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Are you from japan?
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>>29912376
its 16:11:11 where i'm from
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>>29912379
Minnesota, you dumb shit. It's half past 1 in the morning in Japan.
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Wow, everyone seems pissed off.
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11:35 here.
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>>29912475
No shit, retard.
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>>29912509
Fuck off, buddy.
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>>29912509
Well then, fuck you, and have a nice day. I hope it gets better for you.
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Anon teaches the CMC how to cuss.
It's only right.
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>>29912553
In RGR they already cuss to sound older, but pony curses are as cute as the ponies themselves
>horseapples
>ponyfeathers
etc
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>>29912553
fuck fuck fuck, motherfuck motherfuck ....something something
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>ponies think anon is cute because he changes the first letter of curse words or replaces them with words they dont knwo
>they think hes innocent because of this
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>>29912614
>fuck becomes Equestria's firetruck
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>>29903415
Goddammit i can't unsee the look of anguish on that icecream.
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>>29912614
>"OW! Oh fuck me that hurts."
That's so sweet, dear.
>"Ain't it though, ah don't like watching him get hurt but watching him avoid harsh language is the cutest."
>"I am so tired of this fucking horseshit. Mac, if you hit me with another motherfucking plank I'm shoving it down your throat."
It's like watching a foal trying to talk.
>"Any idea what a shit is, Rares?"
Haven't the faintest darling.
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Does everyone here just swear outright?
What if you stub your toe and you're in front of kids, or your parents or something?
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>>29912769
Work is the only place I try to watch what I say, everywhere else and everyone else gets to hear Carlin's 7 words and then some
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>>29906392
>Anon sprays ketchup all over the kids.
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>>29912804
So much of the stuff.
All over their faces.
Getting it on there nice and thick.
They're going to have so much trouble getting it out of their coats.
Until then they have to bear with the scent.
Its tangy, sour scent cementing its place among their long term memories as well as their coat.
One whiff of it and the image of Anon and his big red bottle comes to mind.
So much of the stuff.
So much.
All over their faces.
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>>29912224
You too friend
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>>29912823
Either that or he coated them with a poison and they start freaking out.
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>>29911440
>It's in the future, Anon.
[high pitched reee'ing in the distance]
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>>29912926
Pfft, implying there's any real tomato in ketchup.
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>>29912926
To be more specific, it's the alkaloid solanine that is poisonous to horses.
Solanine is poisonous if 2 to 5 milligrams per kilogram of body weight were to be ingested.
Assuming that ponies are about as large as waist high dogs and weighs as much as one, one pony will weigh about 40 to 50 kilograms
If we took the average, it would take about 135 mg of solanine to kill a pony that weighs 45 kilograms.
An average large potato weighs 300 grams, with the total of 0.02 grams of solanine per gram of potato.
In order to cause solanine poisoning, you would have to feed a pony a total of 22.5 potatoes, or approximately 6.75 kilograms of potato
Let's assume ponies have a smaller upper stomach capacity when compared to humans due to their body's small size, placing them at approximately 0.8 liters.
The amount of potatoes that you would have to feed them is 6.75 liters.
Meaning that you would cause their stomachs to rupture from the sheer amount of potatoes that you would need to feed them before they are poisoned.
Plus, there is no solid proof yet that solanine exists in tomatoes.
Although tomato fruit do contain the alkaloid tomatine, the logic above still stands.
You would have to feed them absurd amounts of tomato before poisoning occurs.
Correct me if my math is wrong.
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>>29911155
Checked
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>>29913257
non-lethal doses would still result in adverse effects. I'm not sure how long these chemicals survive in the system but it's likely it would be possible to slowly accumulate through repeated small doses.
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>>29912804
>Anon sprays ketchup all over everything he encounters.
>Mares see it as coltish whimsy.
>Ketchup is waifu's fetish.
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I'm new here. Been lurking for a short while. Any Anon recommend a green. I'm a romantic at heart. I like comedy and slice of life. Clop is not required but appreciated. Poke me in the feels and I'm happy. The Roseluck Duet green is an example of what I like. Thanks for mentioning it Anon.
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>>29907230
>>29907256
Actually I've explained it a couple of times. I bump the few generals I monitor with specific words and names so I can easily ctrl+f where I left off the previous day. I swear, people see this shit and think it's the Illuminati.
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>>29914325
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>>29914325
Why not just click on a post and bookmark the link for later browsing? That's how I keep my space, if I remember to update the link.
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>>29910661
Has it been three years? I thought the canon was that it was one year, but they fucked up and made it seem like more time had passed?
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>>29912769
I tend to just groan out a "WHY!?" if it hurts enough.
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>>29912769
>kids
normally resort to just shouting gibberish and grunting
>parents
swear like a sailor, they don't care
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>>29914501
three hearths warming have passed. It's been three years
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>>29914325
>People are so astoundingly retarded they can't even find where they left off the previous day
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>>29914325
4chan X brings you right to where you left off automatically. + mouse over images and replies pop up. And in line replies when you click on them. I can't stand browsing this site without it any more.
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>>29914146
>the writefags stir from their decrepit slumbers, silent but alive with anticipation
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>>29914325
Dude, install the 4chan X extension. It take like 10 seconds and makes the experience like 20x better
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>>29912769
All the fucking time

Might just be a Straya thing though.
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>>29912769
>kids
Clench my teeth and suck in air
>Mom
Reassure her that I'm fine and keep going like I'm fine until I'm out of earshot
>Dad
Curse like hell and laugh about it after
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>>29916066
My mom's cool with me cursing around her because she curses too. I don't curse AT my mom though, that's fucking rude. My dad... well, I haven't seen him in a while so I don't know how he'd react. He's probably toll his eyes or give me a dirty look and tell me to knock it off. I generally don't curse around kids unless they curse first.
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>>29912285
The issue with that idea that with human being apes they assume it's natural to climb like that. A mare wouldn't worry about a Pegasus colt flying recreationally.
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>>29916411
Turn that around and make anon unable to climb.
Twilight tries to help an unwilling Anon rediscover his monkey heritage.
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>>29916411
damn, dubs of truth.
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>>29916481
>"You have to eat all the bananas, Anon."
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>>29916579
All because he mentioned them once.
And she brings him the shitty, wild bananas too.
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One day without green.
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>>29917130
You don't need a green, Anon. The green was in you ALL ALONG!
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>>29917130
It's easy to survive without green, just do what I did, find a girl with anime Tiddys and a fetish for centaur porn and breeding
You will have so little time that the lack of green won't bother you
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>>29917200
>3dpd-no hooves with a plantigrade man-horse and cuckoldry fetish

you disappoint me, I hope to god you don't have a waifu, you casual trash
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Guys i have an idea on turning those cuck prompts into something better and relevant
>Nightlight is getting old and flabby, twilight velvet has thoughts of cheating on her husband
>twilight finds out, goes to shining and Cadence for help
>thinks cadence's love magic can hoofwave this all away
>cadence explains that something this serious cant use such bruteforce tactics
>especially with their own parents-in-law
>anon overhears and asks whats going on
>they all tell him the problem
>anon explains that since the problem is nightlight's weight and stamina they should just take him to a gym
>in addition to the fact they can keep the whole problem under wraps from both the parents
>anon and shining take nightlight
>twi and cadence keep their mom busy
>Shining and anon take nightlight to a doctor for a checkup
>they buy off the doctor to say that nightlight needs the exercise for his health
>twi and cadence take velvet to do "mare" things just to keep her occupied

>fast forward to a month or two
>nightlight has never felt better
>its like he's 20 years younger

>Twilight velvet notices
>thoughts she used to think when they were younger start flooding back into her mind

>later that night cadence slips some aphrodisiac into both their drinks
>time delayed so it'll activate just before they're suppose to go to sleep
*lewd stuff happens*
>nightlight is going all out
>velvet probably lost consciousness twice already
>the next morning they just lie there on the bed content

>cadence congratulates the lovesquad on a job well done
>"we are not calling ourselves the lovesquad hun"

im putting this up since we are fucking slow today
a good shit storm might do us some good
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>>29917280
U DIRTY BASTARD!!!
I'M WORKING IN A SUPER HEROE STORY AND YOU PUT THIS SHIT.
WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT IT 3 WEEKS AGO?!
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>>29917783
hey dont let me stop you
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Cuckqueaning is the thinking mares fetish.
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>>29916481
That sounds like a good comedy story. Maybe make Anon unwilling to climb rather than unable. That distinction may allow better opportunities for Anon to mess with Twilight.

>>29916579
Kek, because she thinks that'll help him reconnect with his ancestors.
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>>29917280
This is pretty RGRE, I approve. Also, I've always liked the idea of Anon being Cadance's apprentice.
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>>29917280
>Anon, Cadence, and Shining work undercover to save failing marriages and prevent any cucking from happening
that could work
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>>29918046
Anon was a climbing world champion, until... the accident. Which he refuses to talk about. So many orphans. So much chocolate. He can still hear their cries of coco flavored pain.
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>>29917280
Nice prompt.
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>>29918838
>/fit/
Wrong thread buddy >>29892600
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>>29918879
Actually can still be applied here.
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>>29918879
Fuck off.
If a story contain RGRE elements, it has its place here - even if it contain elements from another general. Autist like you are the reason AiE is so empty.
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>>29917280
I like it.
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bump from 10
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> Anon is the hot PE teacher at CHS
> Some girls forget to bring a bra, and must endure the embarrassment of nip-boners being highly visible
> Other girls purposefully don't wear a bra, hoping to seduce this hot piece of Christmas cake
> The boys think they are being gross, but Anon doesn't crack down on the indecency
> Anon had to stand guard at the door to the boys changing room to keep the girls from peeking
> They end up flirting with him instead
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>>29920009
nnnng, my dick. How can one man stand against such semen demons when such short shorts.
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>>29920009
>>29920023
Maybe we finally can introduce the concept of Fem-Anon.
That would set an stable part of it.
Maybe Fem is Anon's sister.
Brother and Sister working in the same job.
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>>29920311
I'm not against Fem-Anon, but that has nothing whatsoever to do with the prompt.
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>>29917280
>>29918082
>>29918086
Yes, a series of short stores called

"Love Squad Confidential"

someone make it so.

>>29918089
and can never look at a banana the same way again.
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Rover.
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>>29920482
Go get run over.
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>>29920311
How would Femanon being say, the school nurse, affect things?
...
I didn't think this was going to go anywhere, but then I got to thinking

For her, the guys would be shy, gossiping about her love life (is she dating the home ec teacher?), there may be one or two who have crushes on her, and one more who is into some soft mommydom or something.
The insecure guy comes to her in tears, worried he may have gotten his girlfriend pregnant, and he isn't ready to be a dad. When she approaches the girlfriend, schroedinger's fetus girl is excited she will have proof that she had sex with a guy.
Femanon and Anon go drinking on the weekends, commiserating on how crazy everything is.
Luna, ever the old fashioned woman, asks Femanon for Anon's hand in marriage, since their mother isn't around.
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>>29920665
Nice.

Personally I'd change the last line to Luna asking for Femanon's permission to start COURTING Anon.
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>>29920665
nice, has potential/10
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Look ma! No catsup!
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>>29920963
LIES. What the hell is that in the top left corner then?
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>>29920963
call it ketchup your pretentious degenerate
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>>29921074
That's cocktail sauce you plebian
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>>29921103
Likely story, faggot.
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>>29920665

Anon as the PE teacher.
>They though looking at Mr Anon in shorts and sexy white shirt.
>Both tight with his sweat as his body get tanned with the morning sun outside.
>But the reality is other.
"Ok based bitches, time to run a mile"
"SHIMMER, LEAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND SPARKLE ALONE AND START PUMPING THE IRON"
"DASH, STOP BEING A COCKY BOY AND GET OVER THE ROPE."
"STOP YOUR PUSSING AROUND AND MOVE THAT ASS, YOU SLIT-LICKING COWBOY!"
"FOR THE LAST TIME!!! MISS HOOVES, LEAVE THAT MUFFING ALONE AND KEEP RUNNING"
"WHAT, CAN'T YOU HANDLE ALL THAT WEIGHT MISS FLUTTERSHY, SHOULD I CALL YOUR DADDY AND TELL HIM TO PICK YOU UP!?"
"WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ALL YOU BOY!?, YOU ARE NOT GIRLS, YOU ARE BOY, SHOULD I CALL THE SPA AND MAKE A BIG RESERVATION FOR ALL OF YOUR TO REST YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEADS!?"
"FOR THE LINE, I SAID FOR THE LINE BOYS, KEEP YOUR BREEFES IN A BUNCH AND KEEP PUSHING!"
"ON YOUR FEET AND GIVE ME 100 Miss PIE, i want to see that meat giggle like you were riding Miss Dash cock!"
>At the end of the course.
"Ok boys, you look like shit."
"But you have to understand something, you are shit"
"And you wil till i say so"
"NOW GO TO THE SHOWERS AND STOP SMELLING LIKE SHIT!"
"YOU TOO MISS PIE, STOP SWEATING LIKE THE PIG THAT YOU ARE AND GET IN THE FUCKING SHOWER!!!"
>Many girls that year found out something deep in themselves.
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>>29920311
Make it RGRE.
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>>29921151
Learn basic English before posting please.
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>>29921180
how about you fuck yourself? oh thats right, girls don't have dicks.
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>>29921192
What are dildos, anon?
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>>29921198
ask your mom
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>>29921151
The only excuse I can think of for your illiteracy is that Anon is part Russian.
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>>29921221
>"What's in your bottle, anon?"
"...Water."
>"Can I have some?"
"Is adult water."
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>>29921221
Part mexican, i'm using my lunch time to write something.
I'll be back at the building of the wall if your need me.
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>>29921180
It's not that bad, really. It only took some minor editing, and now it's fixed in the pastebin.

>>29921255
Thanks, mexanon, I enjoyed the idea and the wordplay. Pussing around needs to be in the RGRE vocabulary.
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>>29920009
>>29920023
>>29920311
truly being a responsible adult in such a world would be a curse
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>>29912769
I try not to, though I usually end up enunciating the first sounds
>Shii
>Mother!
>FFFFFF
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>>29912769
Of course, it doesn't mater if I fucking curse or not. If its an issue for you where you are, burn the place to the ground and walk.
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>>29918184
>>29918086
>>29918082
>>29919346
>>29920334
I was actually readying for REEEEEEEEEEs

im slightly...disappointed
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>>29922489
Your bait was made into something pure and useful, I imagine your horrified at this moment. Disappointment is just a standard expectation.
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>>29922525
Im shame to famiry

and shame in being a trorr

*sudoku*
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>>29920311
Femanon is fooking cancer mate
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>>29921103
>Cocktail sauce
>Literally just ketchup and horseradish
Ketchup with extra ingrediants is still ketchep, you savage.
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>>29921103
>cocktail sauce
>no cocktail shrimp
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>>29922715
I say go for it.
Although it is going to be very hard., if Anon can write the character well, why stop him?
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>>29922715
Correct.
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>>29915006
>They look at the thread, curl their lip in disgust, and then go back to sleep
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>>29912475
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU BASTARD

I'VE HEARD ENOUGH FROM YOU
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Legit, who are the active writefags? Like, the ones who post at least once every thread or two? I wanna know which ones whose pastebins I should raid
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>>29923576
Check the google doc faggot.
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>>29923581
Google doc lies, you nig nog. It says there more active writefags than there actually are. Who the fuck actually writes here?
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>>29900890
>Google doc
>"The Dead"
Oh look, it's every writefag I've ever loved.
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>>29923610
Lurk moar.
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>>29923690
no u
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>>29923708
luv u bby
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>>29923711
miss u hun gimme kiss
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>>29923723
That'll be two fifty.
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>>29923690
>>29923708
>>29923711
>>29923723
i crie evry tiem
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We frequently have marshmallow ponies.
How about a marshmallow human innaquestria.
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>>29923858
that sounds horrible
like some kind of college safe space snowflake
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>>29921255
Yeah well lunch is over. That wall's not gonna build itself.
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>>29923324
This. While I agree that femanon is most of the time written poorly there maybe SOMEONE who can possibly write her properly.
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>>29923610
Lap, Herd, Anal, ghoul, and a couple others. Although if i remember correctly Herd is now dead right?
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>>29924060
Herd is apparently experiencing Technical Difficulties
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What happened to LAP's page anon?
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>>29923858
they're called honkies
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>>29924060
>Anal
Bad news families, according to the google doc apa has experienced the joy of sex for the sake of procreation and has left this sinful earth
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>>29923858
>marshmallow human innaquestria

You mean Xenophilia?

LaP did some good stuff with that prompt.




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