SEASON 7 RESUMES TOMORROW AT 8:30 PDT/11:30 EDT/3:30 UTC!That's in roughly 30 hours!701 & 702: Celestial Advice & All Bottled UpWritten by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songcohttp://derpy.me/dHhDrhttp://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ie29vFriends Forever #38 (Celestia and Luna) is still storytimed here!>>29903139Legends of Magic #1 is still storytimed here!>>29847781 Princess Celestia's situation recalls that old saying of waterfowl looking elegant and at ease on the surface while paddling frantically out of sight. She does quite a lot of work and worrying even if most observing her would never recognize it. She let Twilight in on it years after Luna's return, but how many other similar events has she done the same for? How many is she planning right at this moment? Does she take much counsel for it? How much does her sister know?>>29913264Previous thread.
COUNTDOWNhttp://mlpg.co/countdown/703: A Flurry of Emotions - After planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. But with Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The Best Aunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!704: Rock Solid Friendship - When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.705: Fluttershy Leans In - Fluttershy is determined to make her career dreams come true with the help of some very special ponies. But when her true vision is not being executed properly, she must find a way to stand up and fight for her ideas.706: Forever Filly - When Rarity surprises Sweetie Belle with a special day together filled with all of her favorite activities, she quickly learns that her little sister is no longer the little foal she used to be.707: Parental Glideance - When Rainbow Dash's parents discover she's a Wonderbolt, they show up at every event to cheer her on. However, their unabashed enthusiasm proves to be rather embarrassing and pushes Rainbow Dash to the brink.708: Hard to Say Anything - When the Cutie Mark Crusaders discover that Big Mac has his first crush, they vow to help him win Sugar Belle’s heart before Feather Bangs does it first.MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!http://mlpg.co/htc/
both cutie marks
>>29917766And they said you was dead.
Makes sure to take care of your fillies needs!
>>29917769I love me some new horse!
Rate this filly.
Which one of you niggers working at Starbucks made a drink to trigger the fuck out of people?
>>29917788How did Pinchy get wings?
>>29917811Are people triggered by unicorns now?
>>29917841People are getting triggered by milkshakes.
>you find Glimmy's estrus bottle
anybody awake wanna help me pick bedroom colours?
>>29917760>Friends Forever #38 (Celestia and Luna) is still storytimed here!>already bebaww
>>29917874Bedroom colors? Trying to help that pony move in?
>>29917876Yeah, sorry, I meant to get it into an OP while it was alive.
>>29917874something blueish maybe?
>>29917877yep, gotta pick blanket/pillow/chair colours.and decide if the wall should have a trim or be simple
>>29917874Not to be gay, but I'd make the walls a bit more yellow and the curtains a subdued red, something like this would work
>>29917885Wait, if you just want blanket/pillow/chair colors, disregard >>29917886I'd pick some lightblue for the blanket and pillows and salmon-ish pink for the chair
New episode soon.
>>29917905>still watching the showBut why?
>>29917911Can't. Addicted, you see.
>>29917907Go jerk off with your /b/read buddies elsewhere
>>29917907The fillies alone are worth it.
>>29917891ty for the help!
>>29917935what a rad pillow
>>29917935Reminds me of something.
>>29917940>safeMore like semi-gridmark.
This is a Coco.
>Today is Keep Off the Grass Day
isaac is olive and new horse is a day away.
>>29917951>every day is cry because the good times are over day
How many fillies have you captured today?
Pony says she's going to bully you in Thems Fighting Herds
>>29917980how good is pony
>>29917980Just try and eat parries for days, pony-chan.
>>29917766Good to have you back, isaac.
>>29917987she has to use her mouth to move the joystick how good can she be?
Is Sethisto a manchild?
>>29917944You mean a Miss Pommel
>>29918023>she has to use her mouth to move the joystickWhy?For al intents and purposes, our ponies would have no problems playing with a fightstick using their hooves.Except maybe for the size of buttons but that's easily fixed.
>>29918033It's her technique, quit bullying her
>>29918023I want pony to use her mouth to move my joystick.
>>29918091that'd be painfulyou ever held a teacup?
>>29918091glimmer is fucking done
>>29917760isaacs back! where did you go?
Is it OK to hold hooves on the first date?
Filly and her friends have formed a barbershop quartet.
PSA: unprotected hoof holding is the leading cause of unintended pregnancy.
>>29918153That's why I only hold hooves with stallions
>>29918125he mentioned yesterday that he was never gone, the threads just ended at inconvenient times for him so someone else was always faster with making a new horse
>>29918045not sure if edgy
>>29918159How does eye contact work with stallions?Is my filly lawyer's interpretation correct that I can't be held accountable for any paternity suits in that instance?
Fillies are like pizzas.
>>29918200You eat fillies?
Fillies like pizzas.
>>29918200Fillies are delicious?
We should order some pizzas!I've got some string and a Hook DVD that I can contribute.
>>29918023Pony uses her magic to cheat and do sonic booms walking forward
>>29918248Fuck off space man, we don't need your future tech, we're a VHS kind of thread around here.
>>29918274I have LaserDiscs
>>29918274>not 35mm film reelGet the fuck out
>>29918293You love Sony, don't you, anon?
>you will never feed pizza to the fillies while watching '90s films
>>29918326>90s cinematography.Has there been anything good made during that era?I can only remember a barrage of sequels to 80s hits not unlike what we have today.
>>29918330Fincher's work, Tarantino's work, Silence of the Lambs, Trainspotting, American Beauty off the top of my head
>>29918355It's taken me years of counseling and intensive therapy, but I'm finally coming to accept this and almost starting to enjoy it.
I want goat to draw more ponies in dresses.
>>29918355I would imagine that she'd be more like Cadence, it's highly improbable she'll get Celestia'd right away. Unless it's a fuckhuge powerup.At this point I honestly wouldn't mind it too much
I'm not sure how into numbers you all are, but I thought it may be interesting to show this.It's a graph showing how close each episode got to having the maximum points in each respective episode ranking survey I've done on /mlp/, including the ongoing one in >>29778466 so far, and it's interesting to see how some parts of seasons agree nearly completely over time while others are all over the place.Beginning of S1 and compared to the middle of S1 or the start of S2 for example.
>>29918529>I'm not sure how into numbers you all areI masturbate to spreadsheetsCould you post your data spreadsheets for all of these once this one is finished?
>>29918540>I masturbate to spreadsheets>TwifagsI bet you play EvE as well!Good lord, /mlp/ seems to have been so melancholic after the end of S6.
>>29918540Of course. Would you like all of what I have so far? I could just put it all in an archive and mediafire it.
>>29918584I'd rather just wait until you're finished with the ongoing survey
>>29918603Alright. I'll make an archive with just the results for this one and an archive with all of them so far for you then.Look out for that Saturday after midnight.
So either A.) Twilight dies before her friendsorB.) The mane 6 all become alicorns whats worse?
>>29918626or she was trolling
>>29918623Maybe I would if it wasn't so breedable, Shamwow
>>29918529I am curious about one thing, why not treat the two parters as a single episode. Having them separated would usually lead to them either being compared with each other, while in the mind of most people they are just a single entity or be separated by the sorting method and end up with them being separated by other episodes.
>>29918646>>I am curious about one thing, why not treat the two parters as a single episode.As far as I can see that's exactly what he did
>>29918654I meant in the survey.I guess he probably averages them but that would muddle the results a bit at the end of the day.Also having them as a single entity would reduce the length of the survey a bit
>>29918663>I am curious about one thing, why not treat the two parters as a single episode. To see if Anons like part 1 or part two more. Sometimes Anons dislike a single part so much that they show that one down compared to the other part, so they're separate to allow for that option for distinction.>Also having them as a single entity would reduce the length of the survey a bitThere's 10 two parters so far, I'd guess at 11 by the end of S7, so an extra 11 on top of the 158 we'll have by the end of season 7 doesn't feel like it would do much for time. I do average them to get the result for the ranking table and trends chart at the end.
>>29918576>>Twifags>I bet you play EvE as well!You got one of those right. I could never give the time to get into EvE.
>>29918576No surprise, almost nothing to be excited about, the future was undefined and bleak.
>>29918684>To see if Anons like part 1 or part two more. Sometimes Anons dislike a single part so much that they show that one down compared to the other part, so they're separate to allow for that option for distinction.Yeah but they are written as a single episode. It's basically asking if people liked the first half of a standard episode more. The reason they are separated in two parts is because that's the length of a normal episode. The first part wouldn't work without the second one and viceversa. That wouldn't be a issue but the way the survey is made, which is choosing between two episodes puts the two parters at a disadvantage and averaging them doesn't solve that problem.But that's just me.
>>29918709Something like RoH is always pretty close but some two-parters can introduce something in the second part that makes it different or introduces something that leaves a different impression. FiM, Canterlot Wedding and Twilight's Kingdom come to mind. Some people don't even think about it but I've seen some rank them separately, maybe appraising them on their own merits.
>>29918684Pic related is kind of cut and dirty, but should add to my first point that Anons occasionally like to space the two parters apart if they like one part more than another. It's the difference in rank between part one and part two on average and in each list.>>29918709Storywise a two parter indeed can't exist without the second part, but as far as episode count and order are concerned they're still counted separately. That's part of why I put them in separately. Two parters constantly end up pretty high anyway, so it doesn't seem to cause them too much of a problem.
>>29918721>maybe appraising them on their own merits.I don't know about that.The thing is that, for example, since they have 44 minutes instead of 22, they use this time differently. You can use the extra time to better set up the plot of the two episodes. That means that first part is slower than the second part because all the time used on setting everything up, but thanks to the build up all the reveals in the second part are much more enjoyable.This would make people love the second part much more than the first one, despite a lot of that appreciation is thanks to all the time spent in the first part building up to the new thing introduced. Or you also could have a shitty ending. That would affect part 2 much more than part 1 despite being the ending of the same story. Meanwhile in a single episode that bad ending is associated with the entire episode so despite the first half being amazing and good the ending just kills it. And that can be seen with MMC. I have seen so many people that love the first 15 minutes of the episode because the songs are fun, the situation is interesting and so on but the last 5 minutes of it and how rushed Twilight's transformation is ruins it for a lot of people. If you separated those two things in your survey I am sure that after averaging them MMC's ranking would change.
Outside of Glimglam's debut, there hasn't been a good two parter since The Crystal Empire.This is an objective truth.
>>29918792I'm not so sure if they would change actually. I'll give a few examples.If I split MMC up at the point where A True, True Friend ends then I'd guess the first part would be higher up and the second part lower. On average though I think it would end up in the same place as it would be if they were together. Putting To Where and Back Again together wouldn't change much since it's that last 5 or so minutes with the "Nulings" that Anons seem to hate the most. Part two has some great banter and interaction, but I think it's still the last 5 minutes that kills it. For A Canterlot Wedding, the split is where Twilight is sent to hell at the end of part 1 after a bunch of relatively boring build up and Shining appearing in the series out of nowhere. As it stands right now in this survey part two is 8 ranks above part one. Together I think it would end up in relatively the same place because they'd level each other out. I'm thinking most of the two parters would end up leveling each other out to where the average would've been anyway.
>>29918860The thing is that this issue might be compounded by the methodology of the survey. On it's own it wouldn't be so bad but since your survey forces people to choose between two episodes which eventually will split the two parters.I don't have the numbers you do and if you believe that it won't change a lot I'll believe you.I also might be also somewhat biased since I don't think this method of ranking episodes is the best way, but I honestly can't think of abetter one outside of just having a list with all the episodes and making people grade each one, and that has it's own issues.
>>29918893You'd think it might split the two parters, but the nice thing about the survey this time around is that the way the sorter works it allows mistakes to be fixed since it shows all the episodes multiple times. So if you accidentally put Castle Sweet Castle above The Cutie Map Part 1 then you'd be able to see that and fix it later by just picking Part 1 first and then the other.As far as the list goes. I'm thinking I'll see if any Anon would be kind enough to modify this sorter to make a list at the end that can be dragged around and renumbered to fix glaring mistakes at the end. Hopefully that can act as something to further ease that concern of not reflecting what an Anon is thinking.
>>29918857>The Crystal Empire>good>Princess Twiggles>bad>Twiggle's Kingdom>bad
>>29918912>I'm thinking I'll see if any Anon would be kind enough to modify this sorter to make a list at the end that can be dragged around and renumbered to fix glaring mistakes at the endThat would actually be amazing and fix one of the issues this method of sorting would have. And by issue of course I mean something I dislike about it.
>>29918922I just wish it were something I could fix myself, but I don't even know where to start to learn how to make something like that. Thankfully there always seems to be some Anon kind and available enough to pop up a week or so before to add the next season and fix things if they're broken with the sorter.
I just want to say, that Celestia episode was all I wanted. I got it.What is the point of my life now.
>>29918943To love the big white momhorse?
>>29918943I hate myself for the fact that I started trying to see if that is loss.
>>29918941I wish I could help but I can't do anything besides bitch about things.Hope the anon the helps you can also add that feature.
>>29918943Was that really a celestia episode? She got hardly any screen time. It was more of a twilight episode
>>29918943I don't think it qualifies as a Celestia episode.
>>29919001Close enoughThey're never going to give her another one anyway
>>29919021You dont know that
>>29919024Anonymous, please, let's not delude ourselves with false hope.Though I'll concede, at best, they'll give her some more dialogue and an extra walk cycle in another 7 years.
>>29919001It's more of a pair episode.But most of the focus was on Twilight and Celestia. I mean besides Discord's running gag of building up Twi's announcement as something big no other character was relevant in any way. Not even Glim Glam and the entire ceremony was for her.
Which pony has been given the most screentime in the show so far?
>>29919055It'd be amazed if it wasn't Twilight.
Celestial Advice isn't canon.
>>29919075Ur mam isn't canon
>>29919071Why hasnt equestriadaily reported on this?Do they actually taste any good?
>>29919071>[Gay CHiP's theme plays]>Get a ticket for not being a pretty princess
>>29919071Somebody brought up this meme a few days ago but I can't remember the setting or context
>>29919071>inb4 they get fired for being off duty and still wearing uniforms>inb4 everyone gets mad at adults liking cartoon
>>29919071Starbucks should do an actual pony drink next.
>>29919102I'm pretty sure it was this cute barista though, because she was the only human being I saw outside of work this week.
Filly, go in the house and call the police!Tell theme there's a crazy mare disturbing all of the peace!
>>29919126When do they take the ugly mare out of the show?
>>29919017I wonder why are the sunfags like that, I mean so obsessively infatuated with their object of adoration. I don't really see it from other waifufags, they go "i really like this horse", ">tfw she will never be real", "NEED TO BREED and marry as well" and call out other people on their objectively incorrect and shit taste.Sunfags are another pair of galoshes altogether. So often I see them treating her as a moral compass or daydreaming of her benevolent tyranny.
>>29919156Sunsetfags and Glimmerfriends have been ruining the board and fandom for a while.
>>29919156Oh, I get it.You must want to die.
How do we know there aren't fillies posting in this thread right now?
>>29919071>"THE POLICE TOOK ME IN FOR TRYING TO SMOTHER FLURRY, AGAIN, ANON"
https://derpibooru.org/1417015filly getting lessons on anatomy
>>29919177On the internet, no one knows you're a filly.
So is it possible to use swords effectively with hoofs? Or are swords usually just left to unicorns?
>>29919201Well in the picture you just posted, the sword has a handle so you tell me
>"234, you're on the horn.">'Happy baller friday from the humie community!.">"The 'Humie communit-' GODDAMNIT!"
>>29917760ISAAC YOU'RE BACK
>>29919429I will destroy you
Do you think the horns would look better if they were a normal color instead of the color of their coat? horns and antlers on real animals are usually white or brown
>>29919631No. They are perfect the way they are.
>>29919591Trixie is a cute but she will never be more than my 4th favorite
>>29919650name your other favorites
>>299196533rd is Penko Po2nd is RarityAnd 1st is my wife
>AC has been busted for a few days, landlord has known the entire time>fan just wasn't doing enough against the midwest humidity>flash flood warning for 12 hours, live on second floor>starting to rain>I open all the windows and get that cool humidity from when it rains>patter of rain begins to be accompanied by dull thunder>don't work for 10 hoursah yeah
>>29919689I like horny horses with attitudeWhat's wrong with that?
>>29919690how hot is it there?
>>29919662you can't marry a cartoon horse
>>29919697It hasn't been particularly hot, just in the 80F range. But the humidity has been particularly shitty because it's muggy. I had been sweating for a week now and I'm not one who easily breaks into a sweat. Compared to Colorado where it's in the 90's and I forgot what sweat is like, the Midwest sucks.
>>29919705That's what quitters would say
>>29919740Stay in the northeast. You don't even need central air here. Window units work just fine.
>>29919745>you will never be a cute stallion with cutie mare gf who is going into heat>you will never be a small mare with a cutie stallion bf who could easily mount you>tfw ponysexual
>>29919662>waifuing a non canon ponywow terrible
>>29919695I dislike Trixie only because of her fanbase, just like s1 luna.
>>29919763Really? What about the people, though? I hear midwestern people are a lot friendlier. Particularly compared to the cities. Probably due to the lowest population density; I would care for people even less if I felt I couldn't get away from them.Now northeast are wetalking here? Like Vermont?
im "rangebanned" but only on /vg/ again
>>29919896Wow, I care so much
>>29919808I'm basically in the southwesternmost part of the northeast. That is to say, the part of Pennsylvania that nobody lives in. People here are friendly enough, but they tend to mind their own business. It's not typical to strike up a conversation with a stranger in the check-out line at Walmart, for example.If you want that atmosphere, go south. Anyway, Pennsylvania is nice because you can experience both the bustling city life (in my case, Pittsburgh or Erie) and smaller, more rural communities without travelling more than 90 minutes.The weather is quite variable from day to day, but the average summer temperature is around 84F. If that's too hot, go northeast. I went to Maine for a week last summer, and it was very nice. Cool and serene, although phone reception is spotty.
>>2991995180's is fine.If I'm going to live in Maine I might as well just move to Canada and get the other benefits.
>>29919971If you want to live on a far Northeast coastline, go to Maine or Massachusetts. Delaware isn't bad if you don't mind being further south. Avoid NY/NJ like the plague.If you don't mind being landlocked, I recommend western Pennsylvania for its charming blend of Northeast and Midwest culture. Then again, I have lived here all my life, so I advise you to get some opinions from other Northeasterners.
>>29920060>“A Flurry of Emotions” airs in 19 hours and 46 minutes
>>29920066>baby episodeI smell a dud.
>>29920073What if the episode actually turns out good?
>>29920082Then it'll be a happy surprise.
>>29920082Nah, it'll be garbo
>>29920101I hope Flurry is at least cute in the episode.
Condense should've aborted that monstrosity
>>29920130How could such a cutie have come out of such an uglie
Why does drawing ponies really hurt your back? Pencil and TJPones are injured in the same timeframe.
>>29920149If i was facetiously mocking a horse i actually liked i might have.
>>29920161It's artist code-word for "I'm burnt out and I just need a clever way to disconnect myself from the fandom."
>>29920170They have proof though
>>29920161Probably pretending and don't want to lose their bronybucks in patreon
>>29920182Pics of their backs?
>>29920195Stop asking for nudes
A little under 25 hours till the end of Waifu Wars first league.I am hyped.Semi-Final: Queen Chrysalis vs Princess LunaSemi-Final: Sunset Shimmer vs Rainbow DashBabbies Battle Royal(e): Rarity vs Trixie vs Princess Celestia vs Starlight Glimmer vs Derpy Hooves vs Octavia vs Sonata Dusk vs ApplejackThird Place Match: TBD vs TBDFinals: TBD vs TBD
>>29920170TJ apparently has some actual damage to his spine. That sounded a bit severe for an excuse.
>>29920260Ofcourse she's tiny next to fuckin Hokuto No Filly over there
Fillies shouldn't be big.
>>29920335I agree. This is just right.
>>29920282There is no incorrect way to pony.
>>29920335A filly's torso should be about the size of my pillow because I hug my pillow every night
>>29920346>shitty stock poses for everyone>well done LunaWhat did he mean by this?
>>29920282HA HA, YEAH!FFFFFFRIDAY! BET YOU GOT SOME PLANS, HUH, ANON!
>>29920372Does anyone that posts here do?
Celestia is a VERY ugly ponyI can't believe such a trashy pony actually has fans
>>29920372I do, thank you.
>>29920353Yes, I will wait shout friday night comic
>>29920372I plan to post fillies all night.
>>29920396I will kill you until you die from it.
When a filly gets older that can get really lewdhttp://imgur.com/a/zOQtN
>>29920460NOFillies are pure forever!
>>29920170Many hours spent hunched over a tablet at a desk, I would imagine
It's the thought that counts
>>29920513not when they lose that 3rd eye shine
>>29920460how cute following in her sister's footsteps
>>29920212Oh, yeah, before I forget, I made highlights of the quarterfinals. Course, it's an in-progress work since it's going to cover the entire tournament.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5885rzWAB5g
just so you know, instead of whining about it post episode This upcoming Sweetie Belle episode won't be canon
>>29920372>>29920402YO HOL UP
>>29920670Feed me a clothed filly
>>29920670collars really do make everything cuter
Leave filly alone.
>just got an ice cream makerfinally gonna be the cool kid this summer B)
>>29920771ice cream is best cream
>Announcement: The Art Of My Little Pony: The Movie. This lavish volume features pages of magical, full-color art! Debuts August 2017.How much do you think we'll have spoiled by this?
>>29920907Already watching.>No music.Oh, damn.
>>29920913>ugly oc in the middleevery time
>>29920677Back the fuck of?!?
Celestial Advice and All Bottled Up got ratings of 0.25 and 0,21, respectively.Looks like the extra advertising by Discovery Family didn't work.
>>29920950What did he mean by this?
>>29921004How much did pony used to get?
Why do Spike episodes tend to be Spike torture porn? Like Just for Sidekicks or Princess Spike.
>>29920913Hopefully not too much. The art does look nice.Also Flutterjack confirmed canon.
>>29921037I'm excite to have a copy of this. Should make for some nice looking art once it's torn apart from the book.
>>29920913A lot, that probably will spill all the juicy details to get "hype"
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>29921031Whenever he's not the focus, Spike is almost always the voice of reason and has a decent head on his shoulders. Despite being a baby for his species he seems almost adult and gives out decent advice to most ponies. When he's the focus, though, they decide to drop his IQ for whatever reason.Oddly enough, though, I liked both those episodes you mentioned. They both seemed appropriate for someone like Spike.
>>29921005He's referring to nu-marker
>>29921058Newborn Spike a cute.
>>29921008About 800-900k for openers and finales.But it's staying in the same league as S6.
>>29921004episodes were great regardless. discovery family a shit.
>>29921172now show us the secret third definition
>>29921058I think Spike works the best when he's the sidekick. He balances others really well. Plus, his relations with Twilight are sometimes really adorable. But I don't think he can really support his own episodes.>Just for SidekicksIt was fun, yeah.>Princess SpikeI liked it for the sleepy Twilight
>>29921182It's a synonym
>>29921058>>29921185Has he had any good episodes?
>>29921207My Little Godzilla: You Might Have Noticed Your Body ChangingAmazing one.
>>29921185>>29921207Well I've personally loved a lot of his episodes.>Just for Sidekicks>Secret of My Excess>Princess Spike>The Times, They Are A Changeling>Gauntlet of FireEquestria Games can fuck right off, though.
>>29921259Trash on the left
The joke is fillies.
>>29921207Gauntlet was pretty cool. I liked Just for Sidekicks but I wouldn't say it's really good.
Fillies.Or not.Do what you want, I'm not a cop.
>>29921398what kind of authority do filly cops have
>>29921440why must you desecrate that image
feathers and hooves
>>29921523Birds are filth and must be gassed
>>29921532they will peck your eyes out
dont unf to ponies trying to cover up what isnt there
Pony wants you to buy her drugs.
>>29921657Hi ugly orphan filly.How are you?
>>29921673WOW HOW AWFUL TO SAY TO A CUTE LIL PEGASIS
>>29921657I want to kiss her lots
>>29921629>tfw Rose will never draw more sleepyhead
>>29921708At least know we know she can take the knot.
I will bully Scootaloo.
Fillies are a level 10 threat.
>>29921720Dont bully scootalooshe'll learn to fly
Filly isn't sexually active. She just lies there.
>>29921720can you really bully this?
Pony is booping herself again
>>29921761literally unbullyable by humankindshe's so cute
>>29921761I am going to kick sand in her face
I'm going to bully Scootaloo by kissing her all over her filly belly in front of her friends and making her feel embarrassed.
>>29921816I'm going to bully Scootaloo by mounting her in public and forcing her to moan in sexual pleasure in front of all her friends
>>29921833you can't mount a filly, they are too low to the ground
>>29921836Scootaloo is a very lewd little pono.
>>29921855what did he mean by this?
>>29921843>you can't mount a fillyA filly can mount you, though.
How many times do you think about fillies per day?
>>29921872Fillies are made for mounting.
>>29921890Once. Because I think about them constantly.>Invisible stallions
>>29921872Sweetie Belle is such a cute little filly.I bet she makes cute squeaks when she lets stallions roughly fuck her.
>>29921893I want to be a visible stallion and mount those fillies.
How hyped are you for tomorrow's episode? I'm a little worried about it but I also really want to see adorkable auntie Twilight being silly
>>29921933it'll be rubbish my dude
>>29921933What's up with shindiggery's face? It's cracking me up.
>>29921941It could be funEven if the episode is just okay people are going to shit on it just because of Flurry and that kinda sucks to me
>>29921933Yes, I can't wait for an inferior version of one of the weaker S2 episodes.
>>29921897>cute little filly>fillyWrong
>>29921953How do you know it's inferior if it hasn't aired yet?
>>29921933Its going to be Babycakes 2 Electric Boogaloo
Scootaloo being girly
>>29921956Okay, they used to be fillies. We can dream of the past.
>>29921966Tomboys acting girly
>>29921966Scootaloo with long, flowing purple mane
So is no one at least a little bit excited?
>>29922004Pointy ponies were the best thing to come out of S2
>>29922004Ahahaha that was such a funny comic and definitely needed that many panels!!/) Broohoof, my fellow brony!
>>29922014Yeah I am! And most people here are as well
>>29922017>the best thing to come out of S2
>>29922014I could live without a 3rd babysitting episode happening
Guys, Princess Celestia has something very important to say.
>>29922014I'm jackin it to pinkie pie right this moment, what more do you want??
Is it just me, or is tomorrow's episode gonna be good?
wow I can't believe fillies were actually tentacle monsters all alonghttp://canyouactually.com/this-is-what-newborn-foal-hooves-look-like-and-it-will-make-your-skin-crawl/
>>29922048whats the episode about?
>>29922053What happened with the belly button shitposter?
>>29922029Draw Fluttershy babysitting Flurry and being all proud of how she's reduced the child to a feral state among her other critters.
>>29921987I am going to marry this horse!
>>29922066stay away from my pegafu
>>29922062that sounds awful!
This is Aquamarine. Please let her sleep, she's sick.
>>29922014Tomorrow's episode is going for one of the most overused tropes in cartoons. I also already get extremely irritated by IRL babies and kids, I don't need an episode of the cartoon I use for escapism to remind me of that shit.I'd be surprised if I enjoyed it.
>>29922062Nah, Flutters, in her desperation to have a child of her own, kills Flurry's parents, adopts her and THEN reduces her to a feral state.There's your next gore fic. Good night.
>>29922083Shut up Rarity, you were a baby once too
>>29922029>obligatory "remember the target audience" comment.You're going to get babysitting episodes in this show, so you may as well make the best of them. At least this time we're promised another epic Twilight Sparkle spazz-out.
>>29922014Anything that attempts to be comedic AND include babies is doomed to failure because they rely on the exact same set of jokes.Babies are not inherently funny and the jokes mostly rely on pandering to parents with cheap attempts to make them relate 'OH MAH GAWD THE BABY WOKE THEM UP AT NIGHT SO TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU <3333 xD'
>>29922093DON'T FORGET THE POOP JOKES
>>29922093What exact same set of jokes?
>>29922126You could've at least posted a good anthro pony and not that ugly bird
>>29922128did a bird hurt you in a past life
>>29922126Excuse me I can see her vagoo.
of course you can, >unzips dick
>>29922128Rainbow is literally a blue angel.
>>29922126>no hooves>anthro>no human fillyDELETE THIS
done. now stfu xd
>>29922014>everybody growing up and having kids>meanwhile a nerd without bf/gf
>>29922122Babies poopBabies tire their parents outBabies are vulnerable and in danger a lotBabies throw upBabies smile
do babies get shat out by their parents?>29922174
>>29922181Ask your mother
Do you think tomorrow's episode will have a poop joke?
lmao. i feel like cumming now all over my desk, my dick is about to explode>thanks rd for making me cum
>>29922189He made the right choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLUqsLWZZ4s&t=1713s>watches a PTS while ejaculating
>>29922133She shouldn't be embarrassed. She has a very nice vagoo and should let everyone see it.
>>29922207i would rent a pony of my own, and fuck it until it cums.
pinkie pie a best
Excuse guys, I want to know it>>2992222
>considering writing rarijack fan fiction bc I've read everything good on fimfictionsomeone talk me off this ledge
>>29922262just do it you double griffon
Did somebody say Rarijack?
>>29922262Just do it you wimp
>>29922246I prefer the cute tiny magical variety
>>29922285Stallions are ugly.
>>29922276best ship reporting in
>>29922291thats not a stallion you are seeing anon that is your opinionit is rather ugly
>>29922299But stallions aren't as cute as mares. It's a fact.
>>29922293>my waifu with my most hated ponyi dont think so pal
>>29922293I want to see the two of them cuddle and kiss and perform cunnilingus on each other.
>>29922317Thats the most accurate wings I've seen on official pone art
Someone say best ship?
>>29922347BEA is kinda cute
>>29922343>Rarilight>fetlocks on mares>TwilicornWhat an ugly image
>>29922329I want to see the two of them enrich each other's lives and enjoy a long healthy relationship and raise a family with cute bbs>>29922343FOH
>>29922363>not liking unshorn fetlocks on maresTimes have changed, grandpa.
Remind me, why do we like fillies again?
>>29922379But in the show its a male only traitand only the more masculine males have them
>>29922396Tight and cute filly pussy
The fillies will never abandon you.
>>29922396they are small and cuteexcept for Noi
>>29922412Don't be rude to Noi.
>>29922412DONNA TALK BOUT NOI THAT WAY. YOUSE GONNA END UP INNA HOSPITAL
>>29922415>>29922420>>29922421a living meme filly
>>29922317So this is what the shading is supposed to look like?
>>29922425why is she so tall
Anonymous's claims aren't canon.
>>29922430it's just a trick she does
>>29922430She ate her veggiesUnlike some little colts
>>29922448I'm going to bully that colt.
would you cum inside RD
>>29922412So you don't like Noi. First off, fuck you. Secondly, how do you feel about Noi palette swaps?
>>29922457Yo key lime is pretty cute tho
Noi doesn't like being an earth pony.
>>29922472Grape filly has the 4th cutest filly mane I swear
>>29922464I think I need to take a shower.
>>29922477>DinkyWhat the hell is she thinking.
I just found DWK, does mlp hate him or love himI'm a girl and want to talk to him and be his friend
belly rub the teacher
>>29922496mlp hate everything, even mlp>>29922464Nigga, that is super gay
>>29922490>"I still can't believe I saw my parents doing that."
>>29922496He's from here, so most like him even if he has some questionable opinions about EqG and GlimmerAlso L O N D O N
>>29922497Belly rub THESE pones first
>>29922464Fucking kill yourself
>>29922496I don't know what /mlp/ thinks why don't you ask /mlp/
>>29922496One of the many artists that left us alone with Ross.
>>29922513Please we don't even get much of Ross these days
>>29922507>>29922512>>29922513>>29922504then how do I become friends with him, what threads does he frequent
>>29922519Or you could send him a message on YouTubeDo you need a friendship lesson anon?
beat the devil out of it>throws paintbrush out of pone's ass
>>29922311It doesn't matter which one is which, you're very wrong.
>>29922509They are too young for my belly rubs
>>29922529I'm afraid he'll reject me and that scares me enough to not attempt to message him beyond posting anonymously on 4chan
>>29922543They can handle your strongest belly rubs
>>29922547Well, you could always post tits or gtfo
>>29922552You can't spread AIDS if it doesn't exist in your world.
>>29922519Post some Rarity and/or watch Rarity episodes a few dozen hundred thousand times.
we have pone aids, if you fuck a male pone, you will get cancer and diabetes
>>29922547He might be posting in this thread anonymously too and you would never know it.
>>29922567N O S H I T
>>29922567Shit, that reminds me. I haven't called out DWK for posting anonymously in months. I did that for almost a whole year and was only wrong once. I wonder if he's too busy to shitpost with us these days.
>>29922567DRESSHORSE A SHIT
Anon, can you fuck me in the ass?
>>29922555but something something no hooves>>29922560the amount of times ive rewatched this damn show is too much>>29922567>tfw he sees how autistic I amwelp, time to commit sudoku
>Sure thing, Twilight.>unzips dick
Is it summer already? What's with this low tier shitposting?
>>29922595>japanese>not superior korean겥 안 마이 레벨, 프렙.
Haha time for weebshit!
Why are female villains so sexy?
desu, little witch academia is pretty good OP
>>29922626Especially not that really ugly pink horse from two season agoSunlight Shitter or some other trashy name
sunset shimmer is a fucking sandnigger
>>29922629I'm not a Glimmerfag, hell I haven't even watched beyond S3 much less S5, but I think a lot of her hate is ironic, or else merely caused by the bandwagoner effect. Perhaps those who haven't browsed 4chan or fallen victim to its mindsets have enjoyed her as a character.
>>29922637Enjoying an unenjoyable character? Seems like a stretch to me.
mlp seasons 1-6 were the ones which were not a shitbag
>>29922637>Nuh-uh nobody really thinks my shitty mary sue who physically hurts all of the other characters only to get off scott-free is bad, that's just a meme!
>>29922649S7 is still young it can be redeemed
>>29922661Meanwhile Twilight has been a Mary-Sue for nearly half a decade and you're not complaining.
oops I made it wallpaper-size
>>29922661Starlight is a good girl who's tryna get her life back on track
>>29922671Oh look, it's my monitor's native resolution.It's all too obvious that was drawn by a furfag.
filly drank bone hurting juice by mistake
>>29922671goat can you draw nightmare rarity?
>>29922677You're close. It was a macrofag.
>>29922671That's a pretty horse
>>29922711Yeah, he shouldn't insult furfags by putting them in the same group as you.
Fuck this boardfuck this threadfuck all those fucking fillies
>>29922711>>29922727I'm not saying it's bad art. I'm just saying that Luna's facial features are indicative of an artist who specialises more in anthropomorphic creatures. Whether or not that's true is irrelevant. I hope you are not taking my comment personally as a critique of you or your artistic ability.
>>29922742freaking RUUUUUUUUUUDEbut nah, no worries. I know that wasn't an insult. I HAVE been drawing a lot of furries lately, though - I'm sure some of that has carried back over into my ponies, even though ponies is more or less where I started.
>>29922734You haven a bad day anon?
>>29922734>fuck all those fucking fillies
What would the following ex-villains be the princesses of:Sunset Shimmer Starlight Glimmer Trixie
>>29922773>>29922744Never take Anon's advice
>>29922742We've been trying to get him to fix the snouts for years
>>29922333sadly, it's still show-consistent
>>29922784We?I like the horsey muzzles.Fucking fite me.
I like how they've strapped on rarity and sweetie
>>29922799>horseyYou mean snakey?
>>29922799that human could fit inside her mouth
This is a filly.
>>29922822I'm gonna wreck it.
>>29922822So is this. But I'm afraid they're getting older now. Soon they'll be fully-grown and off starting their own lives, families, and what have you.
>>29922816I feel like it's a good compromise between tiny mare snoot and full on horse.
>>29922832Can I take care of the filly's filly?
>>29922799>youll never sleep on big gloomy's pudge
>>29922840Sure. If you're lucky you may even be able to kickstart the production of the filly. But you have to hurry, because plenty of colts are eyeing up the filly.
>>29922840First you have to give the filly a filly.
>>29922822>sweetie belle>a fillyNot anymore
>>29922684I can try! I think I need to stop drawing for the night, though.>>29922784>>29922799In my defense, pony snouts look like absolute garbage from some angles, so I learned to draw things kinda differently. Guess I kinda leaned more towards horse-y than pony-y, oops.
I Dont want to have sex with a filly.
>>29922857That's fine. More filly for the rest of us.
>>29922857Filly is in heat, you need to take the responsibility
>>29922857>he doesn't want to
new horse WHEN
>>29922870>two cute little fillies sleeping together>suggestive tagFucking derpibooru
>>29922856I was just trying to get your goat. Your snouts are fine.
>>29922877pedos gonna peduntil someone makes them stop, anyway
>>29922877Fillybon's butt is on fillyra's face.
>>29922882>>29922856>>29922671i disagree, her snout has a particular shape, regardless of style>image limithttps://derpibooru.org/1283heh, this one's an oldie
>>29922891>>29922891>>29922891Let's fly to the castle!
Princess Twilight Sparkle loves you.