Spooky editionITT:>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.>Give advice on CYOAs>Pitch ideas>Get critique>Trade artList of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/List of related content: http://pastebin.com/JfNFvCxZ Read this advice first:https://www.anonpone.com/advicehttp://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice>What day is best?http://strawpoll.me/10160199>What time is best?http://strawpoll.me/1016020>What genre are you interested in?http://strawpoll.me/1016020>What if I cannot into art?http://strawpoll.me/10160205 >What race would you play?http://strawpoll.me/10160997Remember: It is a mysteryPrevious Thread: >>30696639
A handsome mare I should really make more of these for other quests, might break up all the shitposting and turn it back into funposting
>>30712210I maintain hope for the future of this thread.
>>30712223He is right tho. Multiple people had a heavy negative reaction to Plutos conquest idea because they feared a repeat, one of them even admitted it.
>>30712257>dragging that shit into the new threadFuck off, faggots.
>>30712239>getfaggotryNo, please don't make more.
>>30712257Is there maybe another quest you want to talk about? Any other quest?
>>30712257The thread with that conversation in it is still up, you know.
>>30712272And leave all these future replies to be dedicated to more of the same bullshit since late 2016? No thanks, I'll take GETS any day, hell I'll make it a side feature in the SMT cyoa I'm planing if it'll beak the rest of you out of this monotony
>>30712278Can we talk about an upcoming quest?
>>30712310>the people who joined over the last year suck so hard that the story will be better if the players have no real control
>>30712323you don't need to ask my permission, m8. You can talk about any quest, past, present or future. It's only when you talk about anon or "anon" that the shit starts flying.
>>30712332>anon or "anon"Shut the fuck up there are no samefags here.What do you think the conquest cyoa Pluto plans to run after open skies finishes will be like?
>>30712411You shut the fuck up. I didn't say jack shit about samefags.
>>30712411>reading comprehensionAnon, meaning players, or "anon", meaning recognizable players (who are therefore not really anonymous).
>>30712411>no question horse
>>30712411Go away, and stay go.
>>30712411How about you give us a description of this conquest CYOA for a start you smart cookie
Hey! We're doing that thing we talked about last thread where we call out faggots and tell them to fuck off!Maybe there is hope for us yet.
Active threadsSpace: >>30707969Shattered Planes: >>30697378Cirquesque: >>30640409Wide Open Skies: >>30710457Kingdom Hearts: >>30524879Lewd Text: >>30668788Give and Take: >>30640861Broken Hearts: >>30691739Slave: >>30697821
Inept is top cunt
>>30712482Not a single quest I actually read is here.I should pick up one, any recommendations? Or should I just run my own?
>>30712479Yaaaay.Although I do disagree with the example. Only faggoty thing he did was >>30712471
>>30712492That depends. Are you going to run a quest I might like, and not bail halfway through?
>>30712497So you don't consider radically misrepresenting another's viewpoint to be faggoty?
>>30712497No, he was a faggot.>>30712492I suggest Shattered Planes, Give and Take, and Broken Hearts.
>>30712479Fuck off, faggots.
>>30712492Try it, you have nothing to lose
>>30712326Nothing forced or unavoidable, I would be stupid to make all the mistakes lurkeranon did, but rather it's something that will be toggled on after a certain request made by a certain npc in the cyoa, in the form of cards that appear after quads or higher, mostly good with a few game-changers in the mix; if the players even decide to pick them up or agree to look for them at all
>>30712497That was the only part that wasn't stupid. If someone hasn't heard about a thing they can ask. Everything else was faggoty, like attaching a discussion prompt to an attack on another anon, being too dumb to understand another anon, and his choice of image.
>>30712557There were no mistakes. All had happened that was forseen.
What part of DH is this pic from?
>>30712610I laughed, but I also died a little inside. Thanks, anon.
>>30712610That's hardly fair. Itvwas a meta conern so we should mock it with other meta concerns.
>Solar Auxilia of the Equestiran Loyalists frozen in shock as the 'kekekekekek' of traitor machinegun fire signals a suprise attack on his outpost
Hijack actually did have pretty fun combat.
>>30712633The V key is not the spacebar. The word concern has the letter C in it twice. There is no "should" for mocking stupid people.tl;drWhat >>30712655 said.
>>30712763Hijack was good before he started doing Anthro art
>>30712778I have recently been spending a lot more effort to not make typos or spelling errors to avoid being mistaken for one of those people.>>30712791But he was always doi--Oh.
Well then, what little plans I had for space alicorns quest will not come true. For that one guy who wanted more, forgive me, but I have better plans in mind. Till then!
>>30712660are we doing colorized memes now?
>>30712845As opposed to black and white memes?
>>30712778>not making a typo of cour ownDo you even irony bro?
>>30713122Now that you got trips it makes that true. Good going, anon. You just turned the whole thread gay.
>>30713233>tripsCheck em again Anon.
>>30713244>>30713256Doubles, whatever. You know what I meant.
>>30712763If only he didn't change it every other session.
>>30713541Would you rather it get boring and stagnate as we discover one combo that works and use that for the rest of time?
>>30713585I'd rather he use a system where we can't find an optimal combo.
>>30713608And do you have such a system? Can you create one?
>>30713585people already do that within the first battle so it's not like it matters
Why is it all in japanese
>>30713585I would rathet sustemlesd combat.
>>30713640I could just post them if you don't want to use an email, dude. And there's no reason to be nervous, I love these, thank you so much for doing them!
>>30713711please delete your post and try again.
>>30713698If I had to take a guess it's a discord comspirixlcy aftrr repeating old threads crashed and burned.
>>30713713Y-you too. Just posting them is fine. Then I don't have to do anything.
>>30713790You're going to hurt somepony today.
>>30713734Hm guess I was mistaken. They are talking about griff butt.Also it appears I had a minor stroke.
>>30713808>griff buttGriff butt?I don't believe you. You're trying to trick me again.
>>30713817Fuck off with your fucking griff butt already. It's not cyoa related in any way and has become one of the most annoying things I have ever seen in this general.
>>30713846The most annoying thing in this general is you, the man who would deny an innocent Anon his griff butt. He only desires one simple thing, why do you want him to suffer?
>>30713769Do you have anywhere I can point to credit you at all?
>>30713846He's harmless. You're the irritating one with all your constant complaining.
>>30713846Yeah. It's starting to turn into a shitty forced meme.
>>30713861Not really, but that's fine. I don't really care that much.If you absolutely need to link something, then you could link the dropbox with the rest of them, I guess. It's the Paperponies link in the OP's List of related content pastebin.
>>30713846If some guy occasionally saying griff butt is the most annoying thing you've seen here, you're either a newfag or part of the cancer, in which case you should go and stay go.
>>30713900>telling newfags to goPlease kill yourself. We thrive on new blood.
Keep posting in different languages, keep the forced memes coming and keep complaining about them! And keep arguing about whether or not it's worth complaining about!You're doing God's work.
>>30713817Heres your fucking griff butthttps://derpibooru.org/search?q=%28plot+%7C%7C+ass%29+%26%26+griffon&sf=created_at&sd=asc
I have a question for those who think Darkest Hour was not edgy.What is a story you do consider edgy?
>>30713909Culo di grifone
>>30713908If you call this thriving, then clearly not. The old blood was much nicer.
>>30713908>We thrive on new blood.Everybody look at that faggot and laugh.
>>30713951>>30713963He's right though. We have to replace lost users.
>>30713942Don't you want this thread to be filled with room-temp iq retards?
>>30713943I was going to respond but no. This is bait to csuse an argument. I will just say fall of equestria is shitty poorly written edge and leave it at that. It's something we can all agree on.
>>30713942>>30713951>>30713963>implying anyone here is not a newfagI've been here since mid 2016 and I'm 100% sure that almost nobody of the people who were around for the beginning of /CYOAG/ are still here.>>30713943nice meme there senpai
>>30714001>I'm 100% sure that almost nobody of the people who were around for the beginning of /CYOAG/ are still hereI am, and I was participating in CYOAs before these threads were a thing too.
>>30714001Yes. That is exactly what is being said. All the old people left, and only newfags are here now. And it sucks.
>>30713989You still owe me 4 meme shekels from last Hanukkah.
>>30713888I don't need to, it's totally up to you if you want me to link anything.
>>30713997>It's something we can all agree on.Indeed. It hits all my fetishes and has nothing that repulses me but is still terrible. Those three little words can instantly ruin a picture.
>>30714019It wasn't that they were newfags, it's that they were fa/tg/uys.
>>30714024Just posting the pics is fine.
>>30714019This.Only newfags complain about newfags to look like oldfags.
Is the new episode any good?
>>30714042Gotcha. Thanks again, dude, they're super fucking cute!
>>30713997I agree>>30714044Why are fall of equestria fans so unbearable.Waaaah why are people downvoting this image over a shitty oversized watermark with a shitty story to go with it.
>>30713537Gracias papel poner anon.
>>30713997>I was going to respond, but now I'm not, and here's my response
>>30714097Yes but its a non-controversial response.
هل من أي وقت مضى تتوقف لتذكر كيف متعة كان مجرد لعب أسئلة بدلا من الجدل في كل وقت؟
>>30714104>he still thinks he can post anything without triggering whiny newfags
>>30714124Let's be fair. A few of the whiners are oldfags as well.
Хтo-нeбyдзь кaлi-нeбyдзь зaйcцi тaк дaлёкa, кaб yбaчыць, кaлi яны мaглi б выглядaць як?
>>30714122أنا لا أتكلم العربية، مثلي الجنس
>>30714097He was gonna give a different answer chucklefuck.
>>30714137I bet half of the shitposters are oldfags.
>>30714189That's pretty paranoid.
>>30714210That doesn't even work there.
>>30714210Fuck off with your fucking "That's pretty paranoid" already. It's not cyoa related in any way and has become one of the most annoying things I have ever seen in this general.
>>30714042Also, hope you don't mind me doing a version where I size up the pic at all. Anything less than 500 px wide gets fucked by tumblr's preview resolutions.
>>30714240Fuck off with your fucking "It's not cyoa related in any way and has become one of the most annoying things I have ever seen in this general." It's not cyoa related in any way and has become one of the most annoying things I have ever seen in this general.
>>30714238>Oh look, a old qm that maybe 2 or 3 people remember.
>>30714248That's fine, friend.
>>30714259>Amm>QMAre you of being serious comrade?
>>30714299>bait for obvious falling that
>>30713908Yeah, isn't it great how much we thrive with new blood like >>30714259 ?
>>30713908Yeah, isn't it great how much we thrive with new blood like >>30714329 ?
>>30714240Ok this is my favorite of the new batch of memes
>>30714253Thejoke only works if it is something that has been said multiple times.
>>30714404Fuck off with your fucking "Thejoke only works if it is something that has been said multiple times" already. It's not cyoa related in any way and has become one of the most annoying things I have ever seen in this general.
>>30714291Did we really have a namefag problem?
>>30714410Why are you such a fucking asshole? Fuck off, dick.
>>30714426Look at that image and tell me if you think it's serious.
>>30714412Oh right, good point. I personaly would have prefered one more mention before it was eligible but I ain't some sort of meme police.>>30714414This does not count though as that was indeed only said once.Fuck off.
>>30714446>I ain't some sort of meme police>This does not count though as that was indeed only said once. Fuck off.
>>30714446That's pretty paranoid.
>>30714446That makes no fucking sense.
>>30714460>implying he's wrongIt should be three mentions but two is acceptable.
>>30714471>expecting retards to make sense
>>30714479t. Mr. "I ain't some sort of meme police."
>>30714484What grounds are you starting a SUPER chain on today sir?
>>30714496Does it matter? Does anything matter?
>>30714479What the fuck is wrong with you? There is no "should" here. People get to post whatever they want and not you or he get to set arbitrary criteria like that.
>>30714501Nobody implied that, but the fact that you brought it up out of the blue makes me think that maybe it was.
>>30714511Fuck off with your fucking "People get to post whatever they want and not you or he get to set arbitrary criteria" already. It's not cyoa related in any way and has become one of the most annoying things I have ever seen in this general.
>>30714508YesYou are under arrest for improper use of SUPER.Anything you say can and will ne used against you in a court of memes
>>30714520I feel you lack reading comprehension if you think nobody implied that.
>>30714520The guy he responded to did, you fucking baka gaijin.
G R I F F B U T TRIFFBUTT
>>30714520>Nobody implied thatAre you retardedyes the name is for a joke about samefagging
>>30714533>>30714538>>30714565Yeah, looks like I read it wrong. I thought he was saying the second guy was just like the first and would have also said that line, but it does make more sense to read it as him accusing him of being the same guy. I was dead wrong and I apologize.I will not be responding to any of you saying how "I also made that mistake" or any of that bullshit.This is how you respond when you fuck up, fuckers.
>>30714565*Are you retarded?
>>30714259oh shit what are you doing nigga
>>30714575I forgive you, and still love you even though you're a huge fucking disappointment and ruined your mother and I's lives.
>>30714575I also made that mistake.
>>30714575>implying samefag in an apology for thinking not implying samefagThis is next level memes
>>30714607That's pretty paranoid.
mfw this thread
>>30714607I was not implying samefag. I said "any of you".
>>30714614That doesn't make any sense.
Whoever said that the issue with this thread was not enough memes can go fall in a well and die.
>>30714615I don't see anything wrong with this thread. It appears very active and talkative and I am having fun.
>>30714628Tell me if I'm wrong, but I think that doggo looks like he's having a jolly good time.
>>30714628You scare the hell out of me.
>>30714625Fuck off with your fucking "That doesn't make any sense." already. It's not cyoa related in any way and has become one of the most annoying things I have ever seen in this general.
>>30714618Oh you're right. I misread it sorry.
>>30714627You're a big guy.
>>30714691Tell me about Rust BucketWhy does he have the children?
This is what happens when you huff memes.
>>30714770So hol up
>>30714058It was alright. Rainbow was a little ooc
>>30714240The meme police coming into my thread...wait, I did this already.
>>30714785I understood that reference.
>>30714792>The meme police coming into my mouthftfy
>>30714798>>30714801They understood the reference.
Why are we /b/ now?
>>30714827lel so randumb
>>30714827Because it's better then the reddit we were before.
>>30714846That's the joke.
>>30714885It's not a very good one. Did you drop out of joke school, or get kicked out because you couldn't make up anything good?
>>30714910Fuck you that joke was my mangeun opppous
>>30714929Did you have to turn in your clown nose, or did they let you keep it out of pity?
>>30714968You don't get the nose until you graduate.
>>30714979Ah, that's a shame.
>You cannot give up just yet>/cyoag/! Stay determined!
>>30714998It's ok. I found a new better carrer in fucking you're mum.
>>30715065My mum's dead m8. You just triggered my ptsd, you fucking dick.
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>>30715072That's why it's so lucrative.The people I work for are willing to pay top dollar to get the job done.
>>30715075>knowing that, one day, a good quest might bring /cyoa/ back to life>it fills you with determination
>>30715118A good quest killed cyoa and we need a new good quest to bring it back.
>>30715172That's pretty paranoid.
>>30715172Makes sense.I think something of at least 3/4 the quality of Darkest Hour should be sufficent.
There are now 303 unique paperpones, ~349 including alternates.94 Earth ponies71 Unicorns46 Pegasi19 Bats12 Changelings10 Griffons5 Zebrasand 46 Other creatures with unique species or properties
>>30715242I choose to believe that is the ethnic breakdown of Equestria too.>>30715172You're not even trying anymore with that weak-ass bait.
>>30715245I feel like there would be more pegasi than unicorns.
>>30715245It was bait I half believe.Darkest Hour was the best quest but the cure to the general is time.
>>30715258*was my favorite quest
>>30715242Now I want an update on MC races.
>>30715242My memory is fuzzy. Has there been a Paper Pony quest yet?
>>30715242Oh, and I wanted to update the roll image thing too.>>30715296Not by me. I ran a short mini once though.
>>30715269Oh please god no, not this shit again.
>>30715311Shut up faggot.>>30714827Because it's working, it's a miracle of modern science.
>>30715311No. If we have to live with you then you have to live with us.
>>30715361Shut up faggots.
>>30715311Are you saying it isn't your favorite quest?
>>30715311>responding to a suggestion about how to avoid arguments with the easily triggered by getting triggered
>>30715380I think anon likely was the easily teiggered but it's possible he was trying to teach a lesson I suppose.
>>30715311Fuck off with your fucking "Oh please god no, not this shit again" already. It's not cyoa related in any way and has become one of the most annoying things I have ever seen in this general.
>>30715394You can just say "he". You use the word anon weirdly, anon.
>>30715394*triggered*, before but*, before I suppose
>>30715396Oh please god no, not this shit again
>>30715413But what if it's a grill my brother
>>30715416Fuck off with your fucking "Oh please god no, not this shit again" already. It's not cyoa related in any way and has become one of the most annoying things I have ever seen in this general.
>>30715421Hey we're stuck in a rut
>>30715419There's no such thing. Grills are a myth, like Canadians and Skeletons.
>>30715431I am a skeleton grill from Canada and you have offended me.
>>30715435And I enjoy being alive.
>>30715431What if I told you there's a skelton under your bed
>>30715472Did they change how spoiler tags work? That was meant to be a failed spoiler
>>30715472What if I told you I don't have a bed, and sleep in the bathtub?
>>30715483That's what makes it so scary. She is hiding under something you don't even have.It would be like if an abstract concept hid in Warlocks pride in himself.
>>30715499LEAVE WARLOCK ALONE
Water is wet.
>>30715499That's pretty paranoid.
>>30715515*I think water is wet
The sky is blue.
>>30715521That half applies here I suppose. Moreso then most uses of that meme.
>>30715515But what is wet?
>>30715529*I percive the sky as blue
>>30715537A miserable little conceptBut wnough talk have at my cock
>>30715526Oh god. I didn't get two facts in before someone challenged whether or not it was actually true.
>>30715534Fuck off with your fucking "That half applies here I suppose. Moreso then most uses of that meme" already. It's not cyoa related in any way and has become one of the most annoying things I have ever seen in this general.
>>30715567That's the joke. I am in such a rush I said it all rapidly. I have no excuse for wnough
>>30715570Fuck off with your fucking "That's the joke" already. It's not cyoa related in any way and has become one of the most annoying things I have ever seen in this general.
>>30715576Fuck off with your fucking "fuck off already" meme already. It's not cyoa related in any way and has become one of the most annoying things I have ever seen in this general.
>>30715596That's pretty paranoid.
>>30715596It's only bad when used wrong
I like this. It's like those cringefests we sometimes have without the cringe
This is a mess.I'm sorry. This is rampant meme spouting with no end in sight. I'll see you all in maybe... 5 threads? yeah, that sounds like a good enough time.
>>30715631ur lif is a cringefests m8o desu senpai
>>30715639K bye. Have fun with your vacation.
>>30715639Remember that time things got so cringy Mora fucking put on his trip to tell us to stop?I will take this over that any day
>>30715662Probably because you were the one he was telling to shut up.
>>30715513That image is a blast from the past.
Imagine being Frosty Rime in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Wild Gust, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is place another bet in Stonesteed. Like seriously imagine having to be Frosty and not only sit in that chair while Wild Gust flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, WILD GUST LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fighting nothing but a healthy diet of fodder and elite soldiers and later sacrifice victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in the north. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Frosty. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>30715797That's pretty paranoid.
>>30715797Good news everypony. I am working on an update to this pasta.
>>30715797>that pictureCute and perfect
>>30715797DH fags were insufferable enough before they got pasta.
>>30715413Thank you, I tried to point that out a while back but it came out all retarded.
Are there any CYOAs you really wished existed, but don't?
>>30715801That is good news.
>>30715801>writes shitty pasta>likes DH>uses everyponyYou hurt my soul.
CHALLENGE: Please go find at least three fanarts from any quest on Anonpone, and bring them back here, and tell us why you like them.
>>30715946That sounds like it requires me to do something. I'd rather shitpost and help push this thread further to its inevitable death.
>>30715946I like the three Darkest Hour fanarts because they are Darkest Hour
>>30715871>>30715946Both of these sound like reasonable attempts at starting discussion but I just don't have it in me any more. I should have left here ages ago.
>>30715955Fuck off with your fucking "I like Darkes Hourt" already. It's not cyoa related in any way and has become one of the most annoying things I have ever seen in this general.
>>30715960Ok, lets talk about how terrible everything is, and argue about who's to blame instead.
>>30715978Fuck you, it wasn't me.
>>30715984I bet it was.
>>30715946>tfw my quest doesn't have ANY fanart and went on a hiatus way too early and long to be remembered
>>30715995Then pick it back up! There's more than likely still some players waiting for you to come back
>>30715978No, you go have fun. Just leave me here to die.
>>30716012Proper conversations require at minimum two people, and I took my pills this morning. I also don't want to talk about Darkest Hour.What's your favourite quest, alive or dead, anon?
>>30716029>I also don't want to talk about Darkest HourThat may be the most faggy statement I ever heard.
>>30715307>I ran a short mini once though.And lo, it was good, and there was much rejoicing. Praise be to PaperPonerAnon savior of /cyoa/.
>>30715804I miss when DHfags would argue over ships. It was the only time they ever seemed like normal anons.
>>30716048Alright then, be that way. I'll go back to shitposting, you can go back to being a huge fucking faggot.
>>30715946I like them because they're of my CYOA.
>>30716059Was that really a thing? I enjoy arguing over ships so maybe if I read Darkest Hour I can reignite those arguments for you.
>>30716079Oh yeah it happened. It was the only times I ever really had a problem with them. I never paided much attention but the words sociopath and some other word I forget were bandied about a lot.
>>30716094>It was the only times I ever really had a problem with themThat's a retarded view to hold dude. It was the only time I didn't have a problem with them.
>>30716094I think the other word used a lot was hateful.
>>30716053I considered running another short one, but I'm not sure how to lay it out in a way that would be interesting.The idea I had for it was basically just having Dicey steal something from Chooser, and then she has to wander around the woods to find her and get it back, but I'm not sure how to arrange the forest so it doesn't seem too linear, or so it doesn't seem like you're just going from one encounter to the next, like I did with my first mini.
>>30716101That's because it's one of THEM doing damage control and samefagging. They think the quest will come back if they can sway opinions. Also they just want to talk about their autistic obsession
>>30716048Honestly it sounds oddly comforting to me at this point.>>30716029Fine. Because you insist. I take back what I said about leaving me to die. Have any opinion on Give and Take, GeneQuest, or Broken Hearts?
>>30716139No, leave faggot.
>>30716138I hope to god you're wrong and they're not that fucking stupid.
>>30716151It true. It's contrarian anon who may or may not be that other anon. They've been pulling that shit for a long time now, it becomes obvious after a while.
>>30716138That's ather paranoid
>>30716170That is depressing. He's only making it worse.
>>30716139I play G&T. What do you think about us having to leave Soft, and where we should go for help?I don't really want to make Soft feel bad, but we don't really have a choice. If we don't do anything, they'll likely die. I'm also worried once we leave, something will happen to them before we make it back, or that we won't be able to convince anyone to believe us and help them.I don't play or read the other two quests though. What are they about? Tell me about them.
>>30716182I agree with you about Soft, and would prefer not to leave until I could be more confident they won't die in our absence, although I am not sure how much could be done to protect them before we leave.GeneQuest is about being the personal therapist for a Frankenstein monster created in a lab as it grows up.Broken Hearts is about an orphaned filly with self-esteem issues. The goal is to have a happy childhood.
>>30716181>>30716170Is just spewing bullshit. You learn to ignore it.
>>30716232That's pretty paranoid.
>>30716232No, I believe him. God help me, I do.
>>30716209I don't think there's really much we can do for them before leaving. We only have about 10 days, or is it 9 now?, to travel on foot down a tall ass mountain, and then to some nearby settlement, and then find some way to convince someone in whatever settlement we reach to travel to canterlot and risk their lives to help some random ponies they don't know.If we don't manage to get gud at transforming, we might also have to convince them we aren't a bad changeling too, if they don't shoot us first.Are you doing anything interesting in either of those quests? Anything you want to talk about?Is Broken Hearts the quest with the moth girl? Is she the MC?
>>30716273Don't believe him please.Too many of us have already fallen to insnity.
>>30712793>>30712987Lol let's use the word typo and an excuse to talk about iFagStop this bullshit
>>30716298Nobody was talking about him.
>>30716294Cae in point.>>30716298He shows up any time you say typo because he is convinced it is an excuse to morph it to tuypo.
>>30716306Well I was right. Here you are talking about him.
>>30712610How Floral get big?
>>30714545How does she even fly with that thing?
>>30716151>>30716181Honestly I don't even pay attention to those posts anymore, I don't know about the one I quoted and was half joking, but it does happen, it finally stopped for a while, but then it started up again a couple of threads ago, hence this thread and the last. If you've been masochistic enough to weather the last 6 months of this thread like me, you've probably noticed it too. Basically someone thinks they're a master manipulator of public opinion, but instead they are just really obvious and cringey. Some are just trolls of course
>>30716418>a master manipulator of public opinionHey that describes me.
>>30716390Needs to get her money back, she's not nearly big enough
>>30716418I disagree that there are any attempts at mind games going on but I do agree things got really bad again a few threads ago after an improvment.
>>30716458The falseflagging and samefagging is pretty obvious, anon.
>>30716472Falseflags don't work on /cyoa/ so why would anybody bother?
>>30716478The samefagging is obvious though i agree. We don't have samefags in the cyoas themselves but the general has them out the ass.
>>30714001>nobody since the beginning is still herehello hello, 1liner checking in
>>30716478Please let me believe in falseflagging. I don't want to live in a world where people are so stupid that everything I hear in here was meant authentically.
I think we have some falseflagging but >>30716298 is genuine.
Lewd Quest Shitstorm incoming...Anon just fucked us.
>>30716586I really aught to catch up on that.
cute pone time
>>30716136I didn't notice any problems with the layout at the time, though I think I get what you mean. Like laying out one big backbackground and cutting up the scenes so that it shows progression through a forest. Something like in my little hack job over there. I bet there's someone here who knows how to do that and what program to use.
>>30716655>I bet there's someone here who knows how to do that and what program to use.I don't follow.I already have a program to use, and I already know how to make a linear scene like that. That's what I don't want to do. I want to make it so it'll feel like you're actually exploring or something. I was thinking of just arranging the forest so it has branching paths that loop around and shit, but I'm having trouble thinking of what to do beyond that. Maybe having adventure game style puzzles? Where you can find shit here, and take it there, and do a thing, but then I have to think of things to take and things to do with them, and I'm retarded and lazy.
how long does cute poner time last?
>>30716747Shh, just enjoy the moment.
>>30716740Oh, I gotcha. You did a good job with just having a character based fun little quest, I'd be happy with that again. Thougj if you want to go that route, my advice then is to make a quest where you have to find the thing hidden in the place and do the stuff with it, but not too much stuff, cause that would be a hassle. Yea, sorry, unfortunately I'm also retarded.
>>30716801As long as cute bugs are alowed to be cute poners too.
>>30716747I think the perfect stop time is 3 minuites from now.
>>30716847All good things must come to end end lityle filly.
>>30716478>>30716486I am the other way around. I think we have falseflagging but it's the closest we come to samefaging.
>>30716793I was planning on still having character interactions/encounters similar to the first one, I just didn't want to rely on them exclusively, and not have it feel so linear. I guess I'll figure something out eventually, if I don't get bored with the idea before then.
>>30716897Sorry fleetfoot but if image dumbs go on too long they get annoying.As is happening now.
>>30716962This shit thread needs to be dead and buried.
>>30716985So you admit you are just trying to kill the thread. I suspected as such.
>>30716985The fuck are you talking about? This was the most fun thread in weeks.
>>30716985>I hate memes
>>30717023Fleetfoot is great and if she stopped smoking I'd want to go out with her.
>>30717126That doesn't make any sense.
>>30717061FLEETFOOT HAS HAD A HARD LIFE, DON'T YOU JUDGE HER.Besides, she just got her life back in order, the last thing she needs is someone like you to come along.
>>30717255Says the mare with shares in her prefered cofiin nail company.
>>30717266That's pretty paranoid.
>>30717294Yeah yeah, keep profiteering off poison.
Nicotine cyoa when?
>>30712606Holy cancer batman.
What cyoa characters have rape babies?
>>30717421Maybe Frosty Rime has one.
>>30717433Nah, Arcane got to her womb a few hours before whatshisname could get the chance.
>>30717435>Frosty get's pregnant>nobody knows which man is the father>months and months of anxious waiting for the baby to be born so they can test it with a spell.
>>30717440WTF I love the Darkest Hour rape scene now.
>>30717433>>30717435>>30717440Doesn't matter, she and the baby are getting killed off.
>>30717440She took an anti preggo drug. No worries.Expect in the future to mutilate the stallion if she ever comes across him. It shouldn't even be that hard.
>>30717452Oh yeah I forgot about that.I in fact had some ideas for what she would do if she managed to defeat him and had time to mess with him.
>>30717452He was named but I can't remember what it was, one of the folk we fought in the engine room.
>>30717461What were the ideas for what she would do to him.
>>30717463Wasn't the rape before the engine brawl?
>>30717480Yes, We recognized him there.
>>30717465I don't know what that anon had in mind, but plain old killing him or using his soul to make a suit of sentient armor for Frosty sounds awesome.
>>30717489I remember the opposing bat traitor and the cyborg dude, but not much about his name or colors. I do remember the rapist being a pegasus.
>>30717465kicking him for various offences, each kick harder then the last until the final lethal kick.I thought it would be poetic to start with the rape to show that that's what bothered us the least, going up the list of what we percived the most serious offencesThat's for the rape, that's for stealing those plans, that's for wasting my day off on your stupid sabotage, this is for ruining my shopping trip, and this is for wasting time I should have been spending with Word.But better then that because I have forgotten it all and never bothered to write it all down.I also had ideas for speaches is Luna did turn out to be the bad guy.
>>30717498That doesn't seem at all poetic as your just kicking him. And the rape would always be more significant, personally compared to any one of those.Your Luna speeches probably won't come into play. And it better not be meta.
Only thirty more posts to go
>>30717521It's symbolic of not letting the rape get to us.>Your Luna speeches probably won't come into playNone of it will come into play because the cyoa is dead>And it better not be meta.Nah nothing like that, just fury at the things we did and people will killed for an unjust cause.
>>30717527>people will killedWhat?
>>30717529*people we killed
>>30717527What if we found out in front of Nigmare Moon herself?
>>30717550That was the intention, see how long it takes her to kill us mid speech.A fitting end I think.
>>30717573What if she didn't kill you.
>>30717580Announce that they should come get us if equestria is attacked and start walking home.
>>30717593Also don't stop walking until we either get home or she has us killed.
>>30717593>>30717594>disgusted by her leadership and her service to it but still willing to defend her country.Shit dude that would have been metal as fuck.
>>30717527It got to her.
>>30717550Found out what?>>30717573That's stupid>>30717580Even more stupid
>>30717603People can get over things with time though.Besides, I formulated all that stuff before we saw the chaplain.
>>30717604>Found out what?That Nightmare Moon was the bad guy rather then Celestia, Which I did not think was the case but started thinking of speech ideas just in case anyway
>>30717604>That's stupidI disagree. Giving the mare who had you fight for her under false pretenses a piece of your mind knowing it would likely lead to your death is cool.
>>30717603It got to her but we didn't become completely broken so there is always room for recovery.
Speaking of the rape I have been reading Darkest Hour (purely for cultural context, I would not have played it as it is not really my thing) I recently got to the rape part and while I am largely neutral on it I wish to echo the sentiment that using the filthy unicorn whore line as dialogue was a huge mistake.
>>30717665Why do so many people read it that have no interest in playing it?
>>30717685For a while it would have more discussion in a week then most cyoa have in their entire life. If you were able to take part in those conversations you would have a far more fulfilling /cyoa/ experience. And you needed to talk about something or your thread would be entirely about iFag.
>>30717623No it's not. Having Rime kill herself would be pointless as NMM would probably forget about her death.
>>30717693Nobody said it would have to have a point.
Still no cure for cancer.
>>30717693So? It's one womans story.
>>30717699At least this is quest discussion. It's not ideal but I will take it over the usual shit.
>>30717697>>30717704if it had no point then it will never happen. If the reasoning is weak then it will never happen. Also it will never happen.Everything in metal in DH. Gust is a blood thirsty bat. Arcane's brother's soul is trapped in a suit of armor and forever tormented until the day his brother free's him or he is destroyed. A mare complaining to a god and getting smited is plain.Hundreds of ponies die every other minute.The speech would have no meaning or reasoning to happen.
>>30717713Micro things still happen among Macro matters.It won't happen for two reasons though.1, Celestia is probably the bad guy2. The quest is dead.
>>30717699How dare we discuss cyoa in /cyoa/
>>30717724Instead of kicking the guy to death on the chance we fight him, I think we should turn him into whatever Arcane did to his brother and have him fight his fellow Solars as a cold automaton.
>>30717734I disagree with letting it get to us that much.A bog standard sacrifice could be ok though, assuming we have time.
>>30717699I don't understand the problem. I wasn't there but was the drama really so bad we are going to complain about real discussion of quests? Are you just triggered because part of the discussion is about a rape?
>>30717685I am just reading it to join in shipping discussion. Haven't gotten to the rape yet. I am up to the threesome so I understand why they have shipping.>>30717699The fuck is your problem dude? This is all perfectly find talk.
>>30717734*On the chance we 'find' him>>30717744I never said anything about letting it get to us, and Arcane can do it in less then ten minutes. Remember those wizards he killed and turned into more fighting armor?
>>30717762*perfectly fine talk
>>30717765>Remember those wizards he killed and turned into more fighting armorNo I don't when was this?
>>30717775Back in the wizard city in the tower.
>>30717780I don't think that is exactly what happened but I would rather go back and reread the scene then continuing this conversatiom from memory.
>>30717793>oh look i'm a Darkest Hour player and I am so much better then everybody else because I leave conversations maturelyKill yourself you pretentious fag.
>>30717808Ending the thread on a classy note fag.
>>30717808DHfags are more mature than you.
>>30713608just the kind of fellow I'm looking forHave a look at this:https://pastebin.com/AbUVYmgJJust like how Steel got a final revamp for his movelist, so did Willow. I'd like to see what kind of feedback you've got for this one!I made sure to offer plenty of incentives to think outside of the box in regards to her primary resource as well, just like you like.
>>30713711Say what you will about Darkest Hour but the combat was near flawless.
>>30717912I always figured that was the reason so many liked that trash quest. It's the one thing I never heard any complaints about.
>>30717912Why do you think it was flawless?
>>30717926Because I found no flaws in it.Somebody else found one and it was swiftly fixed.
>>30717930Wasn't it just the usual "QM describes the situation & players post suggestions for what to do"?
>>30717930No cyoa is flawless. If you consider DH flawless than that means there are a few things you missed.You're inability to find any flaws would also mean you can't provide any useful feedback that wasn't already obvious to everyone.
>>30717968>reading comprehensionHe just said the combat was flawless.
>>30717968how dare you i am not him but DH is achtualy subjectively the bestest quest in existence your lies and bulliing made Warlock drop it
>>30717959Yes and it was really good. I admit I have few other combat cyoa to compare it too but it was fun as fuck and I never had any complaints.>>30717968I never said it was flawless, just that the combat was.
>>30717959it was mostly "throw filly at a pack of murderers" and "shoot icicles" actually
>>30717968>reading comprehensionI am starting to understand why newfags don't comprehend how bad things got. The other side is even more retarded now.
>>30718001I remember the "shoot icicles" thing. Armor-piercing icicles left and right. Shoot an icicle into his eye! Got pretty boring.
>>30718001>it was mostly "shoot icicles"yes thisIt was the worst unicorn combat I've ever seen - no imagination with spell usage.
>>30718011What?The entire difficulty of the combat came from the icicles not piercing armor.
>>30718020>>30718011>>30718001Oh, don't forget the ever popular "summon a club made of ice and bop a fucker!" Classic.
>>30718020Because we were fucking 19 years old, didn't have the power for fancy shit.we used flying spinning blades of ice more then shooting ice thoughAlthough I just remembered one problem I did have with combat. It was never really clear exactly how Arcane fought and what spells he used in fights.So I take back what I saw about the flawless combat.
>>30718011>Armor-piercing icicles left and rightMost of this is opinion but this is objectively untrue.
>>30717926I have an opinion on why it is good but I am too tired to give it right now, ask again tomorrow.>>30718011>Armor-piercing icicles left and rightWell that's just objectively false.
>>30718034>>30718040Well it was attempted in the first threads and it has been a while. Armor-piercing or not, the primary method of attack was icicle spam.
>>30718083I think the primary method was ice blade spam with secondary icyle firing but I sure as hell don't care enough to count.
>>30718030I don't really remember problems with how arcanes combat was described but I didn't like how when we tripped over one of those charging groups we got no description of how exactly they were cut down.
>>30716911what a fucking fatass
What happened to you anon, you used to be cool.
>>30718356People went crazzy over poor grammar and it broke me.
>>30718370>not going crazy over grammar>in a text-based medium
>>30718556>That's what imageless cucks actually believe
>>30718675Imagequests are for retards who can't read more than two sentences in a row.