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Previous Thread: >>31024073

Post pics, and love Sunset.

Sunset Sunday Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/EG5MyMqE
GreentextSavant’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGrey
BG9's Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/BG9
Gritsaw’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/Gritsaw
Zharkaer's Pastebin- https://pastebin.com/u/Zharkaer

Sunset Greentexts-
Anon Sunset Blackmail- http://pastebin.com/mSjEWgh8
Sunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX- http://pastebin.com/8D0At0aP
Burning Sensation (NSFW, Mutant Sunset x Anon) by SUPERKEATON https://pastebin.com/uFRYAqki
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>>31068706
first.
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>>31068706
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>>31068890
What scene is this pic from?
>>31068706
I want to tie her to a chair and have her watch as I fuck a plushie of pony Sunset.
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>>31068938
I'm pretty sure it's just an edited image
See >>30899704
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I new Sunner settereti thread! How sunsational.png

Would you jump with Sunset on a trampoline, or roll down a grassy hill with Sunset?
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>>31068962
But what scene is it from?
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Yo nayaa you already check this out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gWPSLRBCjQ
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>>31069329
I think just about every has seen it now due to the the virtue of you sharing it here.

But yes,I have seen it already.
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>>31069443
He wasn't the that showed that, it was me. JoJo reference.
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Nayaa if you're here can you make a version of this with Anon taking Spider-Man's place and Sunset taking Jean's?
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>>31069781
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>>31069791
>>31069781
What comic are these from?
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>>31070100
Ultimate Spider-Man.
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P O N K E D
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>>31070201
I want to get ponked while chilling with Sunny
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>Karaoke night with your horsegirl gf and the mane 6
>You just quietly sit in the corner unnoticed while the girls do their thing
>After all they've kinda been in a band before
>Sunset goads you to sing one song
>The mane 6 urge you to try and impress Sunset with your singing

What song will you perform?

Mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hxibHJOE5E
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>>31072430
One Week by Barenaked Ladies. I can do its fast pace pretty well and I think I can impress Sunset with my ability to keep up with the beat and remember the pretty colorful lyrics, the song itself is pretty fun too so even if I flip flop over it I think she'll be pretty impressed by my attempt.
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What happened to this thread?
It used to be so lively
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>>31072751
It's the dead of the night in North America, and Flashposting is dying down again
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>>31068706
Rape.
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>You're strapped to a table as Sunset looks over you with a harsh gaze.

>"Now, I'm going to ask you again Anon, how many cards do you see in front of you?"
"F-four! There are four AGH-"
>She zaps you with electricity again.
>"That's incorrect. There are only two cards in front of you."
"But there are clearly 4!"
>"Anon, I've just told you there are only two. Why are you questioning this?"
"Because it's not true!"
>"And how do you know what you perceive is the truth and not some elaborate fantasy you made up in your mind? I'm telling you there are two cards in front of you. So, once again, how many cards are there in front of you?"
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>>31072768
And why is she 1984ing me, exactly?
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>>31072430
If she was dating me, she would know not to let me go to a place that does karaoke because she would know I would be the first one to sign up and she would sit there with her face in her hands as I regale the bar with my rendition of "What makes you beautiful" by One Direction.
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>>31072768
"Two?"
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>>31068706
Man she has a great ass
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>>31073440
Holy shit man. It's been awhile.
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>>31072430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7pgA0riU8
obviously
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what happened to the Equestria Girls / Humanized Edits Thread?
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>>31073943
404'd
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>>31073567
Shit I forgot to remove my trip. Yeah it has. I’ve been busy writing for Trixie general and playing Skyrim
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>>31073943
It was going through a slow death. There was some anon that kept requesting edits of the same pregnant Adagio pic and there weren't enough screencaps to fuel the fire.
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>>31074139
well i hope the EQG series we're getting well fuel the fire.
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>>31074378
people will be happy to edit their new outfits off of them
they look bad for the most part, especially Sunset
her FG outfit was the best
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We need more Sunset being impregnated.
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>>31074594
Anon you can't just post benis and bagina like that you madman
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>>31074594
>you will never dick a girl so hard her hair will lose one hue of color
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>>31072430
Even though i have a bad voice I'll try it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2D4iCzRW7E
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>>31074594
>Uncut
>Pubes
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>>31072881
I actually legit want to see this.
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>>31074594
It is almost as if Nayaa is reading my mind.

>>31074860
I do not mind a somewhat untrimmed bush. Beats out untrimmed armpits.
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>>31074907
Tbqh, I don't mind pubes as long as they are neatly trimmed down. I like eating girls out but I don't want to get hairs in my mouth.
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>>31074931
Yeah. When it gets to the point where the hair acts like floss,you have gone too far.
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>>31074931
>>31074945
Chads out REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>31068706
>thumbs
>tit growing from her side
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>>31074991
>Not liking bush makes you a Chad
Well I'm sorry for having class.
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>>31075041
I think he's referring to the eating out
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>>31074991
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>31075041
>Well I'm sorry for having class.
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>>31074594
Already the mods got to this pic.

Good thing I saved beforehand.
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>>31075789
not like nayaa posted it last thread >>31068397
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>>31075844

I think it was a much smaller pic with lower resolution.
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>>31074594
thanks nayaa
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>>31075789
>>31075844
>>31075870
>>31075966

You can find the pic on derpibooru
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>>31074436
i think sunsets wouldn't be so bad if she had some blue to break up her reds.
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>>31074594
What was it guys? I missed it.
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>>31068706
pour grape juice mix with olive oil all over her hair.
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>>31077034
see >>31075844
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>>31077050
Thanks man.
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>>31077043
Why do you always post these awful things in every thread?
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>>31074594
More pubes Shimmer, pls. It really helps give that matured and developed look
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>>31077083
because Shimmy likes them.
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>>31077083
Because it helps hair growth.
>>31077120
No. It makes her look like she has poor hygene. Pubes, at least untrimmed and wild, are disgusting.
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>>31077175
You need to get better tastes
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>>31077184
You need to stop being degenerate.
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>>31077184
>>31077190
Can you both stop and love her for who she is?

Would you give Shimmy a hairbrush or a hoof clipper for her birthday?
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>>31077200
Why would I give a human girl a hoof clipper?
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>>31077265
Because you love her
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>>31077200
Speaking of hair, how did the shim go about fixing her mane after this?
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>>31077527
Horse shampoo.
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>>31077527
You also gave her that hairbrush for her birthday. You can't style without the proper tools.
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Just a PSA
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>>31077527
I always believed Rarity broke down and took pity on her after that and took her to her house for the night and gave her a make over.
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>>31078105
I'm in love with Sunset Shimmer, and this describes everything right about her.
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>>31078143
As sad as it seems, she may have just cut it off and regrew it, or cut the damaged parts out, which was a shitload.

Poor Shim.
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>>31078339
Honestly, there's something poetic about a guilt-ridden Sunset cutting her hair off, and creating herself anew
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>>31077653
How is this horse girl so sexy with her leather jacket?
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>>31078399
She pretty much was a new shim by that third film.
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>>31078655
Goddamnit, let me post this with the NSFW tag god damnit
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>>31078655
porn delete this.
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>>31078655
NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR LEWD
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Now that the lewd is gone, we must resort to alternatives.
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>>31078727
>>31078674
>>31078669

What did he posted?
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>>31078790
It's the same image as earlier
The one Nayaa linked previous thread
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Hey guys i just updated the pastebin linker for SShimmer Threads https://pastebin.com/eqw0zEdK
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>>31078399
>>31078339
I still find the story of Rarity inviting Sunset to her her house to spend the night and fix her hair to be happier and more endearing.
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Guess that image got them in a hairy situation
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>>31078873
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G-guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gWPSLRBCjQ
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>>31078918
That kinda sounded more like Ash Ketchum
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>>31078959
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>>31078972
>filename
I like you
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I could post the pic as a spoiler but I would most likely get banned for it.
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>>31079070
As if bans mean much at all
Just do it
or upload to imgur
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Looking for SunsetxAnon greens/fics not already covered in the OP. Fimfiction has like 2. Please send help
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>>31079806
That's a cute pony.
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>>31078918
iu wish wubcakes did more lewd.
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>>31080994
iu wish wubcakes was more lewd.
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>>31080994
She used to do lewds pretty often. She did an Adagio voice one that was very boner inducing.

Sadly when she got more horsefamous she quietly deleted all those vids. If anyone got them saved...
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>>31081519
What the FUCK happened to her video "sunset shimmer has an experience with bronies". I watched it not too long ago and now it's gone!!!! Shit was funny.
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She is still one of my favorites. She is so relatable and cute.
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>>31081519
Here's Adagio
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0UORArNbycU
Lewd doesn't really start until 49 seconds in
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>>31081568

I know that some videos Wubcake deleted due to them being ones she has done with her now ex-boyfriend,Mayd.
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I want to lick her feet
https://imgur.com/a/2Pw73
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Debating whether I should bring my Sunset plushie to the movie...
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>>31082067

Probably a good idea not to.
Would be awful to just reveal your power level in public and out yourself as an autsitic faggot.
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>>31082074
Good point. Guess I could wait until I watch a home version
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>>31082087

You can watch it in theaters but I suggest being as casual as possible in public.

Taking a bath also helps.
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>>31082162
I'm watching it in theaters, just waiting for the home version to watch it with my plushie

...I just realized how weird that sounded.
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>>31082087
>Good point. Guess I could wait until I watch a home version

Are you aware you can do so right now? The full film leaked in 1080p English on Mon
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>>31082190
I bought a ticket before that
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>>31082185
I already watch it with my mini Sunset.
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>>31082196
But I mean, if you wanted to watch it with your plushie, you could do so anytime you wanted now
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>>31082204
Is Sunset anywhere in the movie?
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>>31082204
Good idea
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>>31082208
Negatory. Played Where's Waldo for over an hour looking through all the background ponies but she's not there or in the credits or anything

maybe next time
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>>31082230
I need my eg show at youtube...
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Sunset is best horsegirl and pony so she gets double the love from me
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Sunset says she wants to try roleplay sex one day. She lets you choose the costumes. What do you pick?
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>>31084568
Cowboy outfit with spurs
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>>31084575
And for her?
No need to go by the pic I posted. That's just the only roleplay related pic I had. She wants you to choose both of your costumes
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>>31084568
Maid and master.
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>>31084568
Roleplay as her parents.
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>>31084752
>ywn have Sunset as a maid
>ywn give her an extra $100 a day to suck you off
>she will never do it even though the hates your guts
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>>31082208
Why would she be in the movie?
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>>31084834
Same reason as any of the other background ponies, just a cameo or something to spot in the crowd as fanservice.
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>>31084834
To piss people off
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>>31084841
Had they put Sunset in the movie and gave her just one line, they would have made a lot more money on the movie
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>>31084858
It would have brought the movie from an "okay" to an "alright."
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>>31085413
Is that better or worse? I can't tell, to me "okay" to "alright" is a lateral move.
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>>31084752
pretend that I lost my contact lenses and ask her to find them.
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>>31085635
Better-ish
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>>31084809
>hates your guts
not worth it
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>>31085651
>knock over a vase that's behind her and let it shatter
>accuse her of having broken it by not being careful
>insist she be punished by going over your lap for a spanking
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>>31086160
That's dangerously close to a dab pic
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>>31086173
Not really?
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>>31086279
still won't tap that.
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>>31085741
how is that better?
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>>31086279
Enjoy your ban.
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>>31084858
Sunset is easily one of the most wasted characters ever made.

She's within the all-time top 5 of all of MLP, and yet she's wasted on a boring spin-off, while shit characters get to have the cool adventures.

If she belonged to literally ANY other franchise, they would have been shilling the hell out of her, capitalizing on her huge popularity (and the revenue she brought). But alas, we are stuck with shitheads that hate money. Let's just hope that the upcoming EqG series is good.
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>>31086550
Nice delusions.
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>>31086619
Get the fuck out of here, Poochiesubhuman
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"Sunset I need you to do this. You're the only one who can pilot it."
>Sunset slams her fist against the wall. Your assistants are all standing around expectantly.
>"I can't! You just go missing for 15 years and then just pop up all of a sudden and ask me to pilot your dumb robot Dad!"
>You sit in silence adjusting your glasses. Your assistant puts her hand on Sunset.
>"Please, your father really needs your help. This is your chance to be useful to him."
>Sunset looks at you defiantly.
>"I won't do it! You'll never convince me to-"
>You walk over to her and slap her.
"Don't be so selfish. You're the only one who can pilot the robot while the other two are undergoing repairs. I've spent my life defending humanity. Now it's your turn to take up the mantle."
>Sunset starts tearing up.
>"I hate you Dad!"
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>>31068706
Does Sunset like to hug in a certain way?
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>>31087041
She likes to hug me and rub my back while shoving her face in the crook of my neck and giggling after taking a big whiff then rubbing her nose on my neck
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>>31087060
should have said no lewd/nonsexual.
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>>31087028
YO, SUNSET, GET IN THE ROBOT!
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>>31087077
Description of non-lewd hug is better
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Would Sunset be into coal burning?
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>>31086550
Isn't that the truth. I would really love to see them use Sunset more, I think they're sitting on gold
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>>31087127
That image at the same time warms my heart and makes me depressed. Look at the difference between the number of votes of 2014/2015 and 2016/2017. There was a reduction of more than half.

It's not a meme, this fandom IS dying.
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>>31087127
>Using EqD as a source
wewlad
That hardly tells us they're sitting on a "gold mine". And even then she's easily losing ground to Glimmer as Glimmer becomes more important on the show all the while Sunset becomes even more irrelevant than she already is.
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>>31068706
Flirt with Shimmy.
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>>31087216
>Using EqD as a source
Look I know they're autistic but you can't deny a LOT of the fandom goes there so at the very least, poll results reflect a fairly accurate viewing of the fanbase. I don't know how many regular users /mlp/ gets by comparison
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>>31087216
Go back to your containment thread, Poochienigger. The fandom started dying when they decided to focus on your piece of shit waifu. People couldn't stand her and just left. This would never have happened if they gave attention to Sunset instead
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>>31087216
>Glimmer becomes more important
>Sunset becomes more irrelevant

Meanwhile, MLP itself is becoming more irrelevant. Congratulations , Glimmerfags! Your waifu managed to do what Cadance, Twilicorn, EqG and Mcflurry couldn't: ruin the show and destroy the fandom.
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>>31087108
Stop being a Jew.
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>>31087294
Goddamn I hope so
>signed: desperate nigga
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>>31087299
mean to quote >>31087108
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>>31087299
>Blacks on 4chan

Seriously though, she wouldn't care if your black or not. If she truly loves you, she would definitely fuck you.
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>>31087318
Is skin color even a problem in the MLP/EQG world?

Does genetics even come to play when it comes to skin color? The Apple family alone cover like half the visible light spectrum
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>>31087335
MLP: No

EQG: Probably
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>>31086550
she's probably not even the most wasted character in the franchise come on now
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>>31087355
Then who is?
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>>31087355
Ironically she ALSO has something to do with Suns
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>>31087361
undercover agent Ace
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>>31087365
>>31087361
man i am off with my quoting tonight
I mean Celestia. Celestia is probably the most wasted character in the franchise
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>>31087355
What characters you think were more wasted than Sunset?
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>>31087361
Celestia
Sombra
Tirek
Starswirl
Scorpan
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>>31068706
How does one impress shimmy?
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>>31087355
I agree with him. All things considered Sunset got it pretty good. They may not be willing to expand her backstory a bit but she doesn't get wasted as she takes on the leadership position.
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>>31087375
Celestia has very little to offer, aside from some slice-of-life stuff. She already has everything she ever wanted, she rules Equestria, raises the sun, was reunited with her sister, had the EoH reawakened and crowned her student as a princess. There's nowhere else to take her development (taking things away from her would be absurdly stupid and insulting). Any potential of Celestia lies on the distant past, and this is not material for show episodes.
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>>31087380
Of this list, only Celestia could be considered wasted and even then >>31087412


The others barely have any fans. No one cares about them, so there's no demand to develop then
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>>31087739

sit right next to her.
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I wanna fuck black magic shimmer.
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Hypothetical situation: Hasbro decides to grant your wish of giving Sunset more development and focus. We get all of her background filled in, reconciliation with Celestia in an actual crossover with the show and her future is layed out for us. However as part of this we learn about Sunset's past relationship with Flash. It is told as a flashback episode and we actually see what the relationship entailed, as much as a kids show would present i.e. no sex but a whole lot of hugging, kissing and cute couple stuff. The culmination of this episode is Sunset realising she misses Flash and official gets back together with him. The future episodes then include them together with blatantly obvious remarks and scenes indicating their relationship up until EQG is retired.

Do you take the deal to get more development and depth to her character or do you refuse and keep it as is with no major development and Hasbro doing nothing to make the scenes we really want to see?
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>>31088484
This shit is unavoidable anyway. Flash being actually fleshed out would make everything better, rather than giving her a generic love interest that's more of a prop rather than character.
Either don't waifu female characters from little girls shows or learn to ignore canon completely.
Sooner or later every girl with get a designated boyfriend, if dazzlings will ever make a return they too will be paired with someone, some generic rock band probably.
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>>31068706
So do you think she'll wake up after that 'accidental' fall anons?
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>>31088496
I hope she doesn't wake up so i can hit the ass.
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>>31088656
>Raping your waifu.
>Not wanting to hold her hand while looking at her teal eyes as you make love to her for the sole purpose of reproducing.
You don't deserve her.
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>>31088484
Absolutely not.
I don't see it happening tbqh senpai
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>>31088739
>Raping your waifu

How is it rape anon?
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>>31088484
at least we'd see how she'd canonically act in a relationship
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>>31089725
Poor girl looks so tired.
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The clothes aside, I'm glad they gave her a little redesign. Her old hair was a bit too clustered to draw consistently.
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How differently do you think things would've played out had she been in the movie?
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>>31089832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egr_lZb_ol0

>>31089774
When is this coming out?
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>>31089774
I like the hair, but the outfit blends in with her too much
the blue JEANS and light blue sundress was perfect for her

I got to say though, the shoulder-less shirt is quite unf
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>>31089832
If Glimmer couldn't put a dent in the Storm King's armies and got captured just as easily as everyone else, I fear Shimmer would probably suffer the same fate.

If she were allowed to be with the rest of the Mane 6 and join them on their adventure:
>She'd probably figure out Capper before anyone else, having been a pretty good manipulator / pretend-to-be-nice girl herself. NOt sure what overall effect this would have on the plot but it might mean they don't interact with Capper enough for him to have a change of heart
>She might also figure out Twilight is up to no good in the sea-pony kingdom and have the good sense to try and talk her out of it before she gets into trouble, which Twilight would listen to and instead of getting banished Novo comes around like she was about to and we get the original 'army of hippogriffs ascending from the sea' ending like in the artbook as they go to help Equestria.
>She might also have a role in helping reform Tempest because of course, she's been where she's been, though I think Twilight will still be the driving force behind that.
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>>31089886
this.
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You wouldn't date Sunset if she was an abomination..
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>>31090415
I totally would though.
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>>31090415
>abomination
>cute kawai animoo grill with doodads
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>>31090415
I'd totally plough demon shim as she tried to brainwash me though
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>>31090447
>NOT SERVING HER WILLINGLY

Faggot detected.

I'd be her military advisor, her strategist, and her MOST LOYAL subject. Because as much as I love evil Shims, she's got some issues with actually making evil plans. I'd make sure she wouldn't fail even if I died in the process.
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>>31090500
Oh I'd serve her willingly I just also happen to have a mind control fetish
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>>31089886
>blue JEANS
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>>31090682
someone who works on EqG stated that they are jeans
even the mini shows jean stitching along the sides of her legs
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>>31090730
Reeeeeee they ruined it for the leggings fetish people.
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>>31090758
Sorry Shimmy.
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>>31090758
How do you feel about jeggings?
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>>31090802
Basically the same thing, will imagine them as jeggings, look how conforming that outfit is, shit is nice.
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>>31013116
What's the sauce on this?
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>>31089832
Since she can touch people and see their thoughts, she could have figured out what was all going down almost instantly. Especially now since she doesn't even have to touch them. She can read everyone's mind. The plot would have moved along a lot quicker.
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>>31089774
It's much more relaxed while still having that passive aggressiveness to it from all the spikes.
I love the skirt and shoulder-less shirt.
>>31090415
I probably would.
>>31090682
Your head canon has been killed multiple times.
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>>31090758
I don't understand the attraction to leggings. I love skirts. They are the best balance of sexiness, cuteness, functionality and elegance.
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>>31091513
Are you sure not thinking of Yoga pants?
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>>31091519
%100
I seriously don't get why guys find them so sexy.
Skirts are the best. They are such a great tease. Like I said before, they are a good balance of sexiness, cuteness, functionality and elegance. Yoga pants provide no elegance, no cuteness and can't compete with skirts in functionality.
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>>31091551
Is there a pic where Shimmy is wearing school catholic outfit?
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>>31091567
Nun outfit, yes, school girl outfit, no
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>>31091697
so this?

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f2/3e/9a/f23e9ad738c68851c3f56daf3a10f201--catholic-school-girl-knee-socks.jpg
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>>31091697
how's the nun hot?

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0f/62/fa/0f62fa461a1167713f79cd2aab9971e3--megan-fox-pictures-cool-pictures.jpg
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>>31091551
Skirts let you show them legs.
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Anyone draw one of those body pillows things for Sunset?
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>>31092513
Cogbrony has but it has fake balloon tits
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>>31091738
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>>31092513
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=body+pillow%2C+sunset+shimmer%2C+-busty+sunset+shimmer%2C+-anthro
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I'm pretty sure Sunset couldn't beat the Storm King.
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>>31092770
Not even Poochie could. But don't forget that Sunset has an Angelic Alicorn Super Saiyan form on her belt
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You can be with Sunset Shimmer forever, but the downside is you have to be Pony Ravens pussy slave for a week.
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>>31092770
Any competent pony could beat the Storm King. The guy drops the ultimate power because of a pony slamming into his chest for pete's sake and then can't even climb up some rocks fast enough to get it back
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>>31092827
What is one week in the context of forever?
Of course I'll do it
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>>31092827
>is you have to be Pony Ravens pussy slave for a week.

Jokes on you I always wanted to plow raven.
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>>31092846
>>31093007
But you'll probably have to lick her mare pussy.
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>>31092770
If she can go super sayian again, then maybe.
Or if she could go demon form then she could instantly take control of the minds of his whole army.
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>>31093124
Ok, so?
That's my fetish would feel bad for pleasuring a woman that isn't Sunset but I'm sure she would forgive me.
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"Anon, what are you doing in our bed with Rarity? I thought you loved me.."
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>>31093281
>being caught in bed with a whore
never
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>>31093362
Rarity has more class than that
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>>31093362
>Implying Rarity is a whore.

Shes a dignified lady of class. She isn't some common street whore.
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>>31093404
>404
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anyone want to have a go at removing the horn and pony ears?
https://www.deviantart.com/art/Sunset-Shimmer-684508523
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>>31093404
>>31093396
Rarity is a classy whore. She does it professionally and only to get people to do what she wants.
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>>31092770
Yeah, no. I think Sunset is weaker than Unicorn Twilight and on top of that she's rusty with magic.
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>>31093541
>classy whore
This, she is the escort you spend thousands for.
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>>31093281
No one itt would cheat on Sunset.
Delet this
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>>31093597
I hate to say I didn't watch the short of her and Flash. Does she work at a Sushi place?
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>>31093614
>I didn't watch the short of her and Flash
Clearly. Because that wasn't what the short was about.
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>>31093575
Reread his comment, bud.
Also, she was pretty damn powerful before she left. She was literally top of her class, was Celestia's star pupil, seemed to know more about how magic worked than Twilight, and even dabbled in dark magic.
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>>31093631
>dabbled in dark magic
What
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>>31093628
Because when things are shitposted on here, I usually avoid it for my own sanity. Like Glimmer
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>>31093631
My bad homie. Still I think Ishi said she's weaker than Unicorn Twi and Mirror Magic showed she was rusty when she remembered she could use magic.
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>>31093640
If you count her comic as canon to her backstory, it shows her reading books about dark magic.
>>31093652
Yeah, but I think Ishi forgot that Twi is an alicorn now. She was a unicorn whenever he was animation her back in the first 3 seasons. I think he was meaning not as strong as Twi as an alicorn. Seeing that Sunset herself was Celestia's pupil and left when she got as powerful as she could without becoming a princess, I'd say she was at or above Twilight when she was a unicorn.
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>>31093835
>Sunset becomes like Juri Han when she uses dark magic
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>>31094241
Who?
If that's and anime reference, I'm gonna hurt you.
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>>31094564
Street Fighter my man

Also Google exists
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>>31094564
Shame on you Anon. Just because someone's name is japanese it means anime to you? You're a filthy subhuman for your Caucasian stereotype ways
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>>31094609
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Is it even plausible for Sunset to be silly? You see, I like silly girls. Girls who are cute, bubbly and random. And Sunset doesn't really seem very silly. She seems super serious all the time and I feel like she would be awkward to be around.
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Something like:
"Hey Sunset, hows it going?"
>Sunset holds her head in her hand looking wistfully at the window.
>"Oh, nothing much."
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And like, shit like that would make her really hard for me to be around. Because I'm a really depressed person and it'd be hard for me to be around someone who's ALWAYS miserable and depressed.
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>>31094840
She doesn't seem like a silly person, but I think she appreciates silliness
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>>31094869
Like she likes jokes and comedy, but can't do it herself to save her life
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>>31094840
>She seems super serious all the time
I don't get that vibe from her at all.
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>>31094980
Oh yeah? How many times in the movies did we see Sunset look broken, depressed and miserable?

Seemed like every other frame was an underlying sadness and regret from her days as a villain. Especially Rainbow Rocks when she was still dealing with the consequences of her actions and feeling pretty isolated from everyone except for the mane 6.

Doesn't exactly seem like someone who's super silly.
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>>31095181
I didn't say she was super silly, I just don't think she's super serious 24/7
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>>31095202
Ok well what am I supposed to do if I want a pony who's super silly all the time?
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>>31095245
Go to pinkie?
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>>31095245
Pinkie?
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>>31095265
Don't give me that look nigga. You want the silly pony! Go for Applejack then! She's silly too!
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>>31095273
I'm not the guy who wants a silly pony
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>>31094840
>depressed sunset
it can only be fixed by giving her a reciprocal shimjob.
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What's happening? All this just for Sunset to crack jokes?
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>>31094840
Uhh
Horses live for only like 30 years max, right? Maybe she's having a midlife crisis?
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>>31095281
No. Go to shim's job and buy her lunch
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>>31095293
Granny Smith's still alive though
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>>31095302
She's only 27 anon
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>>31095302
It's illegal for her to die while Sweet Apple Acres is still around. Royal decree when Celestia gave her the land.
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>>31095284
Name one time Sunset ever cracked a joke. She's the most depressed soul crushing character I've ever seen outside of Pinkie Pies mane flattening moments.

Yeah, imagine being around her for a week. Nothing but her recanting her depressing tale of how she messed up in the past. How she doesn't know who she is and how nothing makes her feel whole anymore. Yeah, sounds like a real fun time. I think I'd rather throw myself off a bridge.
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Sunset is not a fucking sad sack, okay. Nor is she a jokester. She is >pic
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>>31095337
No she's not. She's an uncanon mustard shit color OC designed by a 13 year old deviantartist
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>>31095321
>Rarity: Chestnut Magnifico is an acclaimed actress! She'd never do something so dramatic!
>Sunset Shimmer: An actress? Dramatic? Never!

>I think I'd rather throw myself off a bridge.
The hell are you even doing here?
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>>31095321
Would you talk Sunset out of suicide,only to have her become obsessively codependent on you?
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>>31095352
>The hell are you even doing here?
Being my depressed miserable self.

>>31095357
Does she at least give good cuddles? If so then yeah I guess.
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>>31095376
She'd get pregnant by stealing your seed to trap you with her forever
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>>31095394
That sounds scary. It almost sounds like that Yandere trope. Yikes no thanks.
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>>31095349
Why the aggression? I'm starting to think that your not a regular here.
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>>31094840
What are you talking about? She's really gotten comfortable with her past and doesn't act like that at all. Are you thinking of Glimmer?
Sunset is pretty cheery for the most part, we haven't seen her mope about her past since RR and is only sad when thinking of home. She's actually been very cheery lately.
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>>31095376
>Being my depressed miserable self.
K, well try and keep that shit out of this thread. We come here to be happy.
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>>31095434
Do you think he/she is the one that posted this a while back?
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>>31095453
Probably. Seems like a neckbeard. Messenger bag and he bought the art of the movie book.
Just don't reply to depressing people and post happy Shims.
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>>31096006
Is there something wrong with art books
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>>31094840
This gave me an idea. I'm not sorry.

- - -

"Hey Sunset, hows it going?"
>Sunset holds her head in her hand looking wistfully at the window.
>"Oh, nothing much."

"Well, clearly something's eating at you."
>You take a seat next to her, laying a comforting hand on her shoulder.
>"No really, it's nothing. I'm just -- please don't sit there. That's Ray's favorite spot -- I'm just thinking."
>You ignore her protests, squeezing her shoulder as compassionately as possible.
"Thinking about what?"
>Sunset glares daggers at you.
>"About why you're still taking up Ray's spot. Please get up."
"Fine, fine. Jesus."
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>>31096072
"--And then she told me to get up, just like that! Cold as ice, man."
>You faithfully recount the earlier events to Rarity, with no embellishments whatsoever.
>She listens to your every word as aptly as her work allows. You think.
>"Darling, do you mind? I'm working right now."
""Get out," she said. Ushered me out of her place just because I sat on Ray's seat. I had a cup of ramen rollin' in the microwave, too! Element of empathy, my ass."
>"PLEEEASE. The customers are staring. Can't we talk about this later?"
"Absolutely not. This is a dead serious matter. Life or death. I was denied my rightful cup of ramen."
>Rarity sighs deeply, her shoulders slouching in defeat.
"Anyways, as I was saying--"
>"What's y'all doing here, botherin' Rarity at work?"
>Applejack walks into the conversation, completely unaware of what she's getting into.
>Her apron covered in fruit-scented splotches, still fresh from her shift.
>She's casually sipping on an extra large cup specifically manufactured for obese manchildren.
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>>31096079
>"Oh, thank goodness. Applejack, darling, could you PLEASE escort this ruffian out of the store? I can't afford to get another warning from my manager because SOMEONE can't take cues when they're unwanted."
>"First of all, Rares, I ain't your handmaiden--"
"See? Rarity, you really need to learn not to boss people around like they're your servants or something."
>"--shush, sugarcube, I'm addressing the lady here--"
"Please don't assume my gender like that."
>"--Second, I ain't about to deal with this on my lunch break."
>Rarity tugs at her face with both hands, inverting her lower eyelids in frustration.
>"APPLEJACK, PLEEEEEASE," whines the fashionista. "I don't wanna lose this job!"
>Applejack rolls her eyes in the only way she can -- with absolute disdain.
>"Fiiiine."
>You feel a calloused hand dragging you out of the store.
"She took my ramen, Rarity. You hear me? Think of the ramen!"
>"Y'all best keep your mouth, sugarcube."
"This conversation isn't over yet, Rarity! I'll be back!"
>"No you won't."
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>>31096081
"Twilight, We need to talk. This is an emergency."
>The lavender nerd looks up from her tablet, visibly annoyed.
"Life or death. Ramen deprivation of the highest degree--"
>Something shiny catches your attention.
"Ooooh, are these the new TwiPads?"
>Twilight snaps up the display model from out of your hands.
>"Nuh-uh. You are banned from the premise. Do you know how much trouble I got into when you loaded meatspin on every single device on display?"
"Oh, come on. It was for the good of humanity."
>"For the good of-- Loading gifs of rotating penis was for the good of humanity??"
"For the good of LGBTQ community, to be exact."
>"Do you think that was funny? I was reprimanded and suspended without pay!"
"Eh, that's what you get for being a wagecuck for the corporate overlords."
>"My parents own the company!"
"Sheesh, and they still docked your pay? Talk about terrible parenting."
>"That's not terrible parenting! The store was full of flopping--"
>Twilight pinches the bridge of her nose.
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>>31096103
>"I can't believe I got sucked into a conversation with you. Again. What the hell you want?"
"Emergency. Life or death. Ramen deprivation of the highest degree."
>"Yes, you said as much."
"Sunset sighed a lot, stared out the window for a while, then kicked me out of her apartment."
>Twilight looks unfazed.
"Yeah, okay. That last part is probably unsurprising, but come on! Sunset sighed a lot."
>"And stared out the window a bunch."
"Yes!"
>The lavender nerd chews on her lip.
>"I uh, what's wrong with that?"
"She did it a lot. Like, at least twice as much as usual."
>"Maybe she's just depressed? Having a bad period?"
"I don't think so. She's already had her period last Tuesday."
>"Ah, I see." A pause. "How do you know that?"
"I rummaged through her trash."
>"Wow. That's uh..."
>Twilight tries to find the right words to say.
>"I mean... Wow. That's really creepy. Like, serial-killer levels of creepy."
"Don't worry, I shred any bills or paystubs I find in the trash. I respect her privacy."
>"Please get out before I call the security."
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>>31096109
"Hey Rarity. I'm back."
>"Hello! Welcome to-- YOU AGAIN!"
"Did you know that Twilight's parents own the company where she works at?"
>"I AM CALLING THE-- What?"
"That fancy tech joint where Twilight works. Her parents own the franchise."
>"Oh my," Rarity covers her mouth daintily. "I mean, I kind of ASSUMED based on the name of their product, but..."
"I know, right? TwiPad, TwiPhone, TwiPod..."
>"My goodness!"
"I mean, which came first? The child's name or the product name? Did they name their kid after their brand?"
>"Please don't tell anyone I said this, darling, but... What a blasé name if true! I truly feel sorry for her."
"Yeah, no wonder she's still a virgin."
>Rarity's face scrunches up at that comment.
>"Say, why are you here again?"
"We need to talk about Sunset."
>"Ah," the fashionista simply states.
"I've been thinking about it while getting dragged out of the Intellectual Bar--"
>"Blasé name for a store."
"Uh-huh. So I've been thinking..."
>Rarity blinks, waiting for you to continue.
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>>31096072
>taking up Ray's spot
I don't like this Anon.
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>>31096113
"Do you think Sunset is depressed?"
>The fashionista thinks for a minute.
>"Say, does she sigh a lot?"
"Yes."
>"Stares out the window?"
"That too."
>"Owns dozens of cats?"
"No. She has Ray, remember? Lumpy lizard thing?"
>"Hmm, tomayto tomahto."
>Rarity collects herself, straightening out her outrageously decorated skirt.
>She straightens out her hair while she's at it, just because she's Rarity and that's her shtick.
>"Darling,"
>She lets the first word hang in the air like she's about to make an important speech.

>"I think our Sunset might be going through a midlife crisis."
>A pause.

"Rarity, Sunset's not even old enough to smoke."
>"In human years, yes. But she's from Equestria. Hors-- errm, 'ponies' age differently than humans."
"Whoa whoa whoa, you're saying she's a granny now?"
>"Please don't be daft. I mean that since she's a pony, it's likely that she's already lived more than half of her lifespan by now."
"Oh."
>"Indeed."
"That explains why she got pissy and kicked me out of her place."
>"Darling, I'm afraid that's entirely on your less than charming personality."
>The fashionista's cultured jab flies over your head, entirely unnoticed.
"So uh, how do we pull her out of her mid-horselife crisis? I've never had one, and I imagine you haven't either."
>"Indeed I have not, but I know someone who went through something like it awhile ago."
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>>31096125
>"[Hello, Hondo Flanks speaking.]"
"Hi, Mr. Honda. I'm a friend of Rarity's."
>"[Ah, uhm. It's 'Hondo,' son.]"
"Right. Anyway, I've got an important question to ask you, Mr. Honda."
>"[It's-- oh, nevermind. Go ahead, kid.]"
"I hear you went through a midlife crisis awhile ago."
>A pause.
>"[Did my daughter set you up on this? I told her that I already sold the damned vintage coin collection months ago--]"
"Well, no. She gave me your phone number. I have a friend who might be going through a midlife crisis of her own."
>"[Who? Is it Rarity?]"
"Err, no. Unless she's much older than she looks."
>"[Oh.]"
"Yeah. Uhm, how did you get through your midlife crisis? Is there something you *do* to get over it, meds, whatever else...?"
>"[Well, my daughter would have you believe that buying a bunch of worthless junk until you've had enough tends to help a bit--]"
"She actually did say that, yes."
>"[--right. She's never going to let me live through that vintage coin collection thing, is she?]"
"I don't think so."
>"[Like mother like daughter, I guess.]"
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>>31096130
>"[Anyway, a midlife crisis is not something you can just magically fix with a fancy car, drugs, mistresses--]"
"Or a vintage coin collection."
>"[--or that, yes. You just kinda have to... You know, endure through it. Although, finding something you really enjoy doing and doing a lot of it seemed to help immensely in my case.]"
"Ah. What did you do?"
>"[Collect vintage coins.]"
"I see."
>"[Look, kid. If you want to help your friend, help her find something she really enjoys and encourage her to do a lot of it. And don't scold her for doing it every night at the dinner table even if it's burning a hole through your college fund and taking up space in the design room against your wishes.]"
"That last bit was oddly specific, but thank you Mr. Honda."
>"[It's Hondo Flanks.]"
"Right."
>"[And do me a big favor, will ya?]"
"Sure thing."
>"[Next time, please hesitate to call me again.]"
"I don't think that's how the saying goes."
>"[Goodbye, kid.]"
>*Click*

"...Something she enjoys, huh?"
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>>31096136
Several days later...

"Hey Sunset, hows it going?"
>Sunset tilts her head sideways, staring lovingly at you.
>"Oh, nothing much. How about you?"
"Nothing much at all, Shimsham. Nothing much at all."
>The mane six exchange glances with each other.
>"That's good to hear."
>Sunset grabs your cheek with both hands, closing in for a small peck on your nose.
>"I have to go to the library for a group project. Catch you later?"
>You grin.
"I'd be disappointed if you didn't."
>Sunset steps away, waving at you and the rest of the group.
>"Well, seems like she's out of the rut," remarks Rainbow.
>"She looks so happy," adds Fluttershy.
>Rarity nudges at you with her elbow.
>"What exactly did you do?"
>You smirk.
"Oh, I found something she enjoys, and gave her lots of it."
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>>31096144
>Rarity smiles.
>"Why, that's so generous of you! What was it? Flowers? Ooh! She really loves sunflowers."
>The pink menace juts into the shot from an impossible angle.
>"Oh! Oh! Oh! Did you give her a bundle of sunflowers? A dozen sunflowers? A dozen bundle of a dozen sunflowers???"
>You gently push the sugar addict out of your face.
"Well, there's one thing she likes even more than sunflowers."
>Applejack looks incredulous.
>"No... Y'all can't possibly mean--"
>Your smirk widens.
"Yep. Shimjobs."

>A silence falls across the lunch table.
"I gave her Shimjobs. Lots of it."
>"What?!"
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>>31096149
>Twilight looks stricken.
>"Is... Is that even possible? Can a non-Shimmer even perform a Shimjob? On an actual Shimmer, no less?"
"It took a lot of effort, but yes. I made it work."
>"I... I need to go," Twilight stammers, "this needs further research. I need to gather some reagents ASAP."
>"Whoa nelly." Applejack takes off her stetson with respect, ignoring the lavender nerd muttering something about orange peels and can openers.
>Fluttershy looks awestruck. She kneels before you, her outstretched hands brushing against the hem of your pants like a faithful being proselytized by a revered saint.
>"We are unworthy," she whispers.
>"I can't believe it," says Rainbow, her cheeks stained with tears. "You did the impossible. I... You Shimjob'd the Shimmer. I can't even..."
>Rarity faints, her face plopping down on a bowl of spaghetti.

>You look up into the bright, cloudless sky, staring beyond the depths of the universe.
>In this moment, you are euphoric.
>Not because of any phony sun god's blessing -- but because you are enlightened by your own ability to perform Shimjobs.
>The only human alive, besides Sunset, to achieve this monumental ability.
"Yes, Rainbow. I Shimjob'd the Shimmer."

THE END

https://pastebin.com/VAY7E5zy
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"Hello there Anonymous, wanna be with Sunset Shimmer forever? Just follow these simple rules! Oh, and if you fail, your soul is mine forever!"
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1. You cannot do any kind of sexual activity with Sunset for one full year. (This includes vaginal, anal, oral, skullfucking, ear fucking, navel fucking, armpit fucking, foot fucking, handjobs, hoofjobs, knee and elbowjoint fucking, nose fucking, or rubbing your penis on Sunset in any way other than purely accidental.) (No you won't be able to cheese the "accidental" clause)

2. You MUST get Sunset to date you within the first week of meeting her.

3. You can't tell Sunset about our deal.

4. You will be unable to cum on your own, and if you go 14 days without cumming you will die.

5.Once a month you have to sneak into Sunsets sleeping quarters and watch her sleep for an hour.

And for the icing on the cake, your sex drive will be increased triplefold! You'll be 3 times as horny as usual!
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>>31096389
If rule 4 is just too hard you can omit that one. But the rest still stands!
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>>31096389
>your sex drive will be increased triplefold!
So that's the catch then.
Also, she can read my mind and my memories. This could cause a problem.
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>>31096389
I wouldn't want Sunset to be because of chaos magic. I would want her to love me because she truly likes me.
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>>31096526
Actually I think if she could read your mind that would help. That way you can circumvent rule 3, and I bet as long as you weren't evil and sincere in your feelings she'd be willing to help you out.
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>>31096389
>your sex drive will be increased triplefold! You'll be 3 times as horny as usual!
so I'll be walking around with a boner all the fucking time and be that guy to cums over 100 times a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfhmG_9ZqAs
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>>31096389
>You cannot do any kind of sexual activity with Sunset for one full year
>You can't jerk off
>You'll die after 2 weeks if you don't cum

So basically I spend one or two weeks with her and then I die?
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>>31096389
Your rules contradict one another and make no sense
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>>31097534
>complains that discords rules don't make sense
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How does it make you feel that the Dazzlings did make it into the show?
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>>31099238
citation.
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>>31099238
>"N-no! It's not canon, shut up! It doesn't mean anything shut up!"
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>>31099238
The Anti-EqG retards are already grasping at straws
>"T-this proves nothing you guys! I-it's just like Flash Sentry!"
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>>31099274
the best part is that with this, it means that Sunset has a high chance of showing up in S8 now
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>>31096136
>"That last bit was oddly specific, but thank you Mr. Honda."
>>"[It's Hondo Flanks.]"
>"Right."

fucking lmao
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>>31099313
No it doesn't sweetie. The sirens are part of Starwirl's backstory and it was only a flashback. Meanwhile Sunshit doesn't have that. Be chances of appearing in the show are close to zero sweetie as there was plenty of opportunities to being her up. The best your going to get is that shitty mirror magic special sweetie.
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>>31099393
stay mad, "sweetie"
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>>31099393
>Glimmerfags are this mad that their biggest and hottest meme has just been obliterated
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>>31099313
Honestly it makes no difference, our chances are still the same. At best we'll get a joke/throwaway reference i.e. "Twilight you're my best student. I may have had many, including one who went down a dark path but even then you corrected that." As nice as it would and not to mention delightful butthurt that Shimmer in the show would bring there's honestly about as much chance of that happening as Sunset and Flash being officially made a couple.
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>>31099497
>Nohoovesfags will resort to all base and weak forms of shitposting and bait to circumvent this massive L.
Even Puerto Rico feels bad for them
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>>31099525
Your pessimism disgusts me.
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>>31099612
But he's right. That was only a flashback it's not like the Dazzlings made an actual appearance. If the actual Dazzlings had found a way to get back it might actually improve the chances. This is just like with the flash cameo
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>>31099274
I can't believe it either. They're still in denial. These are the same Dazzlings that got sent to the Eqg dimension, right? I don't know because I haven't seen the finale, but if they're the same Dazzlings, then by extension, that dimension is canon as well as everything that's there.
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I don't understand why the "sweetie" faggot hangs around the Sunset threads if they hate her and EqG so much
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My lizard is wet
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>>31099749
For (You)s
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>The state of this board right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0
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>>31099755
stop peeing on Ray, Sunset
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>Antieqgfags are so pathetic that when Sunset appears they'll claim that it's the "Sunset from Equestria" with no relation with EqG
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>>31099815
I can see it happening
S8 is our season, boys!
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>>31099749
Because someone has to put you shitterfags in place. It's amazing how some of you think a small flashback is going to lead to s*nset having an actual active role in an episode especially when you consider there's been plenty of times to bring her up. At the very best she will.probably be part of a quick flashback but it amazes me.how thirsty you familads are.
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>31099857
lol, he thinks he knows how I filter him
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>>31099857
Lmao
I detect hints of aggression.
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>>31099857
Oh my
Sounds like someone's a little saddlesore
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>>31099896
>hints
they even said that even if Sunset shows up in a flashback, they still won't consider EqG canon
that is serious denial

remember not to reply to them so they get even more pissed
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>>31099933
It feels great. I need to fap to some CANON sunset anal to calm down
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>>31099933
I've always said that the show could be straight up like "Girls this is Sunset Shimmer, the one who used to be Celestia's student until she ran off the the mirror dimension. She's here for xyz and then she'll go back home to the world filled with humanoid versions of us." and the anti-EQG lot will still claim it isn't canon. >>31099525 is still right though.
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>>31100108
duh, their irrational hatered for EqG makes them stupid beyond belief
they will say and do anything to keep it from being canon to the show
they are literally saying that the flashback where it literally shows the sirens getting banished (and we all fucking know where they were banished to) STILL doesn't make EqG canon
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>>31100287
I-it doesn't! Unless w-we hear them addressed by their names th-th-they're just threeeeeeeeee*ahem* scuse me. Frog in my throat. Three random sirens! F-fag!
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>31100317
nah, I don't want to miss all the salt you anti-EqGfags are making
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Oi, /dzg/ here. We love bacon too and eagerly await your turn.
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>>31100363
S8 will be our time to shine!
thank you /dzg/
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this is fucking great >>31100763
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>>31100851
There's a source for that, right? It's not just something someone cobbled together in Paint?
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>>31100363
THANK!
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>>31100996
That strip makes me kek everytim.
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Sunset in show when?
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A shim can be a dazzling, but a dazzling can't be a shim. If the dazzles are canon, that means the shimmy is canon too. Now will this eqg vs. anti-eqg fighting cease? Maybe not, but what I do know is that I may not know what the future holds, but hear me when I say. That my past does not define me because my past is not today.
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>>31100851
I've poked fun at you guys here before, either for being delusional or pathetic or just to get the rise out of you but holy shit those guys trying to spin all sorts of shit and figure out mental gymnastics for "b-b-b-but all of EQG isn't canon only some bits are" is something else. I know delusions and denial are /mlp/'s playbook but that is something else.
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>>31101759
People are going to do whatever it takes to rationalize EqG being noncanon even if it means ignoring what happens in the show itself
Anti-EqGfags have always been like the Anti Brony Coalition equivalent of /mlp/
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>>31101913
"nothing is canon since faust left"-fags are a thing
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>>31103126
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would you accept shimjobs from a slootshim?
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>>31103627
I'm too terrified to
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>>31103627
>Those legs
>That top
I have some mighty need to draw
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Sunset wants to meet the people who raised you.

How does it go?
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>>31104266
Hahahaha, never in a million years.
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>>31104266
They're easygoing and from the countryside
They'll love her but wonder how I even got to meet her given they know I never talk to grills
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>>31104310
Why do you say that? Don't you want Sunset to meet them?
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>>31104320
Nope. They are way too embarrassing.
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>>31104319
That sounds nice Anon.
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>>31104357
I'm just going off their initial reactions to who is now my brother-in-law

If anything, they'll ask a lot about her family, which is probably going to be sweatingman.jpg for both of us
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>You'll never accidentally bump into Sunset at school.
>You'll never keep bumping into each other slowly becoming more acquainted.
>You will never sit together at lunch and talk about life.
>You'll never share secrets and learn things about Sunset you never knew while also opening up to someone completely without fear of rejection.
>You'll never spend cold mornings walking to school together.
>You'll never spend late nights doing homework together.
>You'll never spend every minute of the day you possibly can together.
>You'll never enter into a whirlwind romance of pure bliss and happiness together.
>Sunset will never surprise you with little gifts every so often just to show she cares.
>She will never hold you in her arms when you cry or when you're having a bad day.
>You'll never hold her when she cries or nurse her to health when she's sick.
>You'll never do couplely things with her and discover new magics while helping others with their friendship problems.
>You'll never take long drives together to new exciting locations and share wonderful experiences with her that she'll never forget.
>You'll never have a happy innocent romance with her.
>You'll never meet her parents, and she'll never meet yours.
>You'll never share an unbreakable bond of trust.
>You'll never be there for each other no matter what.
>You'll never marry Sunset.
>You'll never be there for Sunset when she gets pregnant, and be there for her when she has your children.
>You'll never have children with her that look like a perfect combination of you and her.
>You'll never raise your children together.
>You'll never grow old together watching as the children you made with her lead their own happy and fulfilling lives.
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>>31104198
pls
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>>31104198
Didn't you promise to draw things like a month ago that you never got around to?
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Who ever did that outfit for Sunset, thank you
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>>31105309
Next panel: Shimmy giving shimjobs to anon
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>>31105320
not even Nayaa can properly capture what a Shimjob is in a drawing
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>>31105309
>couplesb
You had one job
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>>31105384
Whoops
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>>31105328
Probably not in a safe for work way.
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>>31105508
>>31105328
WHAT
THE FUCK
IS A SHIMJOB?????
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>>31104266
it'd go pretty well.
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>>31105534
A rimjob but with sunset shimmer
If you don't know what a rimjob is then google it
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>>31104776
>She will never hold you in her arms when you cry

Of course she won't, I never cry. that makes me sad for some reason :'(
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>>31105635
>he thinks that is what a Shimjob is
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>>31105534
Inferior to a GlimGlamjob
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>>31105714
lmao why?
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>>31105715
The meme got stale fast, just can it already.
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>>31105791
>he doesn't have access to a breast milk slip 'n' slide
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no greens
dead general
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>>31105404
>>31105309
Unf
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This is the cutest shit, kinda dark that it's on a Sushi outfit.
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>>31105404
God yes. I know what I'm fapping to tonight
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>>31106410
>Greens are the only form of content
>Forget about art or discussion, they don't count
>Walls of text are the only things that matter
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>>31106410
It'll be a while before we get Alex back. He just finished a decently sized Rarara green and probably working on a part 2 for another Rarara one.
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>>31106661
Alex posted here like 2 threads ago, TaT Part 4 updates soon
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>>31106683
>>31106661
Lmao he's literally just dodging continuing TaT. Because he wrote that whole rarara green in a day, and yet still hasn't touched TaT when he could have at least given us a few posts of it, since he claims to actually like that story and hate smut stories.
I don't know if it's because he doesn't like us anymore or he's just getting a hard on for writing Rarity smut instead, but he's definitely pulling a George R R Martin move with TaT. I don't think he's coming back.
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>>31106870
>he's definitely pulling a George R R Martin move with TaT.
so uh
when is anon and sunset marriage arc happening and who's going to die a brutal death?
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>>31106878
Anon's little side thing with Mary still needs to be dealt with. I know she just got sent home, but I can see killing her off as a realistic thing that'd move the story along
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>>31106661
>>31106683
>>31106870
>>31106878
>>31106949
Just posting to let you know that Time After Time is still on the way. Yes, I mean it. One of the things I absolutely won't do is die away.
For now, I suppose just save all conversation about the story for when I actually post more of it.
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>>31106963
Oh shit I forgot how often you lurk here
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Sunset says this to you.

How do you react?
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>>31107056
Push her down, take her toblerone, pull up her skirt and pull down her panties and proceed to fuck her with the toblerone then eat it in front of her.
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CHOOSE YOUR SHIMMER
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Sunset finds your porn files. She does ask or tell you to get rid of it, but she seems a little annoyed/sad by it. What do you do?
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>>31107068
So because she told you that you couldn't have candy, that makes it ok for you to rape her?

What would Sunset think of you just casually making rape jokes? Do you think she'd find it funny? Do you think she'd tell you it was a great meme?

Let me tell you something. You don't have to worry about rape. Because you're a man, you can go anywhere you want without fear of rape.

Wanna go take a hike alone in the woods? You'll be fine.
Wanna go to the nightclub alone? You'll be fine.
Wanna go to a really sketchy party alone on a Saturday night? You'll be fine.

And why? Because you're a man, and men never have to worry about being raped and sexually abused.

So yeah, sit back and just crack more ebin edgy jokes about how it's cool to rape someone because they ever so slightly offended you. And then you have the gall to whine about how alone you are even though you're an insensitive and emotionally bankrupt monster.
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>>31106963
Latest part is Anon about to have his dream right? Pastebin is outdated.

Look forward to your update.
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>>31107101
I choose the Equestria Girls Shimmer!
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>>31107101
Mlp Shimmer
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>>31107108
>saving porn
What do you think I am, underage?
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>>31107101
Where's my Araki shimmer?!
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>>31107348
So you've never had that one picture that was amazing but couldn't find it when you wanted to fap to it again? I save the best I find so I never lose them.
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>>31105534
It's what Sunset refers to when she's fucking Flash and gets you to sit in the corner and watch. Or an overused meme.
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>>31105404
>Shimmerfags see themselves literally as a giant sex god.
I know being pathetic and insecure is par of the course of the board but this is a whole new level.
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>>31107799
Fixed that for you
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>>31107956
Dude thank you for that. I think Nayaa's large male artwork hit its peak in the Witcher story artwork. Large but not oversized and comical to the point where it's laughable and ruining pictures.
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>>31107956
to bad you had to cut out the cute bit between anon and sunset.
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Was Sunset really a pony before? I'm starting to think she was actually a succubus.
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>>31108200
>to (sic) bad you had to cut out the cute bit between andre the giant and sunset.
>FTFY
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>>31108255
If it upsets you that badly, ask him to draw a normal sized Anon
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>>31108263
Why bother? We already have the perfect version here >>31107956 so massive thanks to who did it. The only way it could be better is if it was colored. Besides it doesn't upset me this place is no longer what it used to be so if people want to shit it up I don't care; posts like >>31107799 aren't wrong and show we're hardly taking in high regard anyway.
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>>31108301
>so if people want to shit it up
By making a cute drawing? What?
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>>31105309
>>31105404
I get that waifufags want to self inset but goddamn it takes a special kind of autistic to go "You know what I don't think a plain of average self insert does it for me, I have to be an Adonis."
I'd ask if this was due to insecurity of your waifu getting pushed towards an official boyfriend rather than just continuing to be one of the few characters who's had a confirmed relationship but judging by previous posts it seems Shimmercucks are really pathetic sad sacks.
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>>31107799
>>31108359
lol, you fucking retard(s) don't realize that its just that artists style
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>>31105404
>I kinda to
*do
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>>31108433
Yup it is his style, when drawing for Shimmerfags, he only does giga/giant anon for here. Every other waifufag just has plain old humans, just standard ripped if you want to be picky but you have to have your version and it shows just how insecure you are.

https://derpibooru.org/1523659?q=artist%3Anayaasebeleguii
https://derpibooru.org/1451504?q=artist%3Anayaasebeleguii
https://derpibooru.org/1379724?q=artist%3Anayaasebeleguii
https://derpibooru.org/1267615?q=artist%3Anayaasebeleguii
https://derpibooru.org/895961?q=artist%3Anayaasebeleguii
https://derpibooru.org/983587?q=artist%3Anayaasebeleguii
https://derpibooru.org/992526?q=artist%3Anayaasebeleguii
https://derpibooru.org/926383?q=artist%3Anayaasebeleguii
https://derpibooru.org/841822?q=artist%3Anayaasebeleguii
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>>31108561
>you have to have your version
...Except nobody specifically asked for it.
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>>31108569
So it looks like Nayaa is try to and succeeding in making us look worse than we are. After the whole Sombra cucking & mind control of Sunset art work I'm not surprised.
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>>31108627
Anon, you're not fooling anyone.
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Can we all just stop bitching and post cute Sunset's?
Shitposters are just trying to drive us apart like usual. Just don't respond to them.
Keep calm & carry on.
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>>31108631
He's right though. Look through all the art with Sunset Shimmer in it and Anon is portrayed as a giant sex god. I also saw the Sombra thing, it was in the Alone in Equestria Girls thread for anyone interested, and Nayaa was certainly on the let's all laugh at the Shimmerfags getting bent out of shape side of things. Seriously when you put everything together it sure seems like what the other Anon said is true, just look at the current state of the thread. If Nayaa is trying fuck with us this is surely a success for him.
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>>31108652
You really did do a good job on that pic.
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Is the next thread going to start with a "100% canon" picture too? It should.
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>>31108748
Thanks, but don't give me the credit. The original base underwear model was done by someone else. I thought the color scheme and pattern was atrocious so I changed the color scheme from light blue & white to the dark reds you see, removed the god awful pattern he chose and went with no pattern since either looks more elegant, then I added the bow for maximum unf. I felt it struck a good balance between cute, sexy and elegant and the color scheme fits her skin and hair color much better. I'm trying to learn GIMP and it was good practice.
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>>31108735
I doubt he means to. He has always done buff guys. We are all just kinda insecure with ourselves. Really, we should use his art as inspiration rather than depression. He even apologized once when he saw a couple Anons itt saying how insecure the buff Anon made then feel and Nayaa said something along the lines of "I wanted to bring happiness but I did the opposite." I doubt he is trying to be a cunt. We just all need to work on ourselves. Stop saying that the problem lies with others and fix your own.
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>>31108809
>"I wanted to bring happiness but I did the opposite."
>Carries on doing it anyway
Actions speak louder than words, until I see otherwise I'm going to assume he's trying to shit up the thread. Plain and simple.
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>>31108971
You're right, i'm sorry and i promise to always do a faithful representation of us Anons from now on
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>>31109081
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>31109081
lol
I honestly don't mind the buff Anon, but it does tend to go a bit overboard, even if it's funny
maybe some average Anon next time, and only a little taller than Sunset?
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You know what guys?, i'm really digging it
this anon and Sunset are DESTINED to be together
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>>31109148
where'd you get a picture of the average shimmerfag
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>>31109081
A much more accurate representation of the Shimmercucks. Keep it up, maybe include Flash fucking her and Anon in the corner for maximum accuracy.
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Ain't such a cute couple?
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>>31109178
a nice couple, indeed
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>>31109178
Man I always love coming here. It reminds me that in this autistic cesspool there's always a group that's even more pathetic than the rest of us.

Please carry on, I'm having such a laugh now you're actually doing this out in the open rather than trying to be subtle about it.
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>>31109081
>>31109148
>>31109178
I always thought you'd stopped fucking with these guys. Guess I was wrong.
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>>31108792
Sunset wasn't mentioned though
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What makes average shimmcuck so autistic and pathetic. Really, it's ridiculous how insecure you guys are.
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>>31109308
>what is humor?
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>>31109244
>guys
We all know its just one guy trying to stir shit
Anons can't be dumb enough to fall for such a simple ruse
Right?
RIGHT?!
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>>31109327
Well yeah it's pretty obvious it's one guy, he's using a name. Only way it could be clearer was if he also used a trip.
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>>31109327
You'd have to be debilitatingly retarded to believe something so cartoonishly obvious.
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>>31109340
It's what he does. He starts out drawing 'nice' pictures, stuff that the target thread as a whole would enjoy. He then puts out art that's going to divide a thread, some will like it others flip out. Finally he starts with the 'oh you guys liked that wait till you see this' bait and switch type of art that very few like.

It's a long con but from what I've seen it's generally successful every time, he managers to provoke a reaction and disrupt a thread.
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>>31107101
>Calarts style Shimmer
Oh the horror
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>>31109514
which one is that?
I like the rough and tough berserker
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>>31109577
Google CalArts style
It's the cartoon style of literally any new Cartoon Network release since like 2012
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>>31107101
an an an
tottemo daisuki
sansetto shimaa~
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>>31109880
>shimjob
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>>31109880
kissu
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>>31106963
Quick question, has it ever been established how Sunset randomly just so happened to show up at the same parking lot Anon was in at the beginning of the story to give the lilies?

How did she know to be there?
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Is there a drawfriend in the house?
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Do you think Sunny masturbates using Ray?
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>>31110626
I thought lizard skin was rough as sandpaper
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>>31111111
Such a waste
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>>31111111
Ugly ronald mcdonald OC
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>>31111111
HAIL PRINCESS SUNSET SHIMMER, GETTER OF DIGITS!
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>>31111111
Digits confirm new queen of Equestria.
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>>31111111
Nice OC familad
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>>31111111
I approve of this get
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>>31111111
Love you.
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>>31111118
No need to be rude trixiefriend
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>>31111111
This is an okay get, at least it's the pony. Checked.
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>>31111129
Thank you

Too bad the same can't be said for your Twiggyclone
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>>31111132
Such great and powerful digits are unbecoming of a non-great and non-powerful pony
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>>31111111
Woo
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>>31111136
Um no sweetie that's not a pony just fanart
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>>31111111
I want to cum on her smug grinning face
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>>31111148
What did the silly Glimmerboi mean by this my family guys?
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>>31111111

>that filename

Yeah, scriptfag.

This board is slow and dead as fuck
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>>31111161
Except I don't know the first thing about scripting
I just go to the first page and watch post numbers
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>>31111111
Fuck you, there, hahaha, lol you got me to reply out of anger
You were faggots when your pimp MTG was here and you're all still faggots now
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>>31111111
Sunny Bunny is the best waifu in any form
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>>31111111
Not very hard to get a get on a slow ass board like /mlp/.
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>>31111111
What a terrible fucking get in a terrible fucking thread

Gas chamber, all of you
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>>31111161
It's not that hard, man. You've got a decent chance of getting it if you just try
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>>31111111
I'm not a shimmerfag but nice get. At least the >nohooves tears are still delicious
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>>31111160
He mean that your shitty deviantart OC isn't canon, "fammy".
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>>31111161
>thinking that you need a script to GET
>on a board this fucking slow

newfags

newfags everywhere
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>>31111111
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>>31111252
>h-haha nohoves t-tears haha Xdd
>get was hooves

barbiefags, everyone
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>>31111160
That your waifu is an ayy silly boy
Even as a """"""""pony""""""" she looks like an ayy lmao
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>>31111254
hmmm..... >>31101214
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>>31111285
But anon she is a no hooves character
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>>31111285
Her first appearance was EqG, so she'll always trigger someone even in pone form.
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>>31111285
>barbiefags
What about Gimmerfags
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>>31111254
^:)
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>>31111111
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>>31111293
>The sirens are canon
>That most mean my blood and vomit OC is canon
WOW!
She most be the most irrelevant """"""""pony""""""" as even her friends ignore here lmao
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>>31111320
Look at the mental gymnastics from this loser
How pathetic
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EQG confirmed canon, EGQ character getting the gets. Top work lads. Now time to settle back and watch the tears, delusions, mental gymnastic and cherry picking of """""""""canon""""""""".
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This salt only makes me harder!
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>>31111111
Checked
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>>31111111
yeah boi
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New thread when?
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>>31111111
we're gonna need a cap like the /dzg/ did and make it our OP for next thread
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>>31111111
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>>31111111

the thumbnail looked a lot more lewd, disappointed
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>>31111486
ikr? Almost looks like she's presenting her butt in the thumbnail. Or it's just my brain that wants to think that.
God, I love butts.
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>>31111252
Dazzlefags, everyone
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>>31111527
>God, I love butts.
Amen.
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>>31111111
nice digits
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>>31111111
I want to get on my knees and worship her little hoovsies as she reads my mind and call me a degenerate
before telling me that she doesn't mind it at all
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>>31111486
this desu
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>>31111111
Bit of a waste but it could be worse.
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>>31111111
She is my love and my life
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>>31111111
Sunset overthrowing Celestia and stealing the throne confirmed
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>>31111111
Wow! Shimmer
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>>31111626
>no reaction for Trixie
bullshit
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>>31111111
more like you stole those digits
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>>31111626
>reaction for trixie isn't a bed
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>>31111111
What are the chances?
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>>31111654
go to bed
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>>31111626
>no reaction for cute Twilight
fake
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>>31111111
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>>31111111
Those are some amazing digits.

Haven't seen digits this godly since the last election.
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>>31111111
You have a good waifu anon
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>>31111111
This truly is the year of EgQ. Long live Shimmer. Long living the Dazzlings. The era of hooves is over
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>>31111863
>The era of hooves is over
>get is hooves
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Where's the new shimmer?
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>>31111111
>EgG used in canon yesterday
>Septs Get today

Everything's coming up Sunset!
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>>31111942
proofs?
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>>31111992
Spoilers for the finale
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>>31112008
whoops forgot spoiler pic but it apparently has lready been posted here >>31111308
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>>31111111
I came here to check those digits
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>>31111900
I'll make it but what should the pic be?

I presume something involving the dazzlings or the GET?
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Hot new Shim.

>>31112191
>>31112191
>>31112191
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>>31072430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VuiBBX6aZA
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>>31089774
>Bare Shoulders
MUH DICK!
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>>31111111
(You)
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>>31111111
The true and only successor to the sun horse.




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