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Previous thread: >>30948389


Thread for all your yuri needs. Ignore the bait, no shipping war faggotary.
Pastebins
Completed:

Spiraling Inward (Trixie x Glim)
https://pastebin.com/UdAwX7KN

Ongoing:

Crackship Chronicles I (Mayor Mare x Cheerilee)
https://pastebin.com/k8kYLjAH

The Fluttering Monster
https://pastebin.com/kKYwR0uj

Trixie x Twidoll
https://pastebin.com/pBXLv2LH
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First for best ship
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>>31083752
TempestLight is absolutely fantastic, I need more.
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>>31083826
Agreed one thousand times, I might write some myself but it'd take a while since I'm crap at greentexting
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>>31084165
Hey man, there's always room for more green in here, go for it.
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>>31083752
This better not be a spoiler.
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>>31083752
>>31083826
>>31084183
Yes please.
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>>31084233
It isn't
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>>31083826
I saw it too. I was going to ask if Im just seeing things but then I recall what they did with shimmer . Why does twilight get all the girls?
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>>31084303
Who do you think the "My" in "My Little Pony" refers to?
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Going to finally see the movie tonight with a friend, what am I in for?
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>>31084792
A great time.
And also Tempest.
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Hey lesbo, at least until the weekend is over, try and spoiler stuff directly in the movie. I went in knowing nothing about the movie and had a great time.

Pinkie grabbing onto Applejack and crying into her shoulder was soul crushingly cute
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>>31084165
>>31084183
This. The more writers we have here the less the thread depends on me for green. We can always help you improve it, too. Also will soon be updating the pastebin and might write a little.
>>31083826
>>31083819
>not raritwi
Kys
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>>31085085
165-anon here, I'm working on something basic right now. I could make excuses but I'm just gonna say don't have high expectations.
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>>31085085
Finished updating the pastebin. I also corrected that little oversight about Rainbow's "hurr durr OOC moment" about the makeover fluttershy gave her by extending the scene a little to please that one autist.
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>>31085416
Okay nevermind this got really complex and really shitty fast, absolute best case scenario I'll be able to start something decent tomorrow. Keep this thread alive for me with art until then.
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>>31085660
Thread isn't going anywhere friendo, the important thing is to have fun
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honestly this is my favorite lesbo-ish image. It's got a bitter-sweet feeling to it because of the reality of Twilight's situation- that she may never again do the one thing she loves most in the world- that's balanced out by the act of kindness Rainbow Dash is showing to her. You also see her undying loyalty to her friends in this image, whereas Pinkie and the rest left (the balloons and card suggesting they had stopped by) Rainbow Dash hadn't, and instead kept reading to Twilight. The opened book on the nightstand and the half-finished one she's holding suggests that Rainbow has been reading and sitting next to Twilight's bed for a while, as any nurse would've straightened the book on the nightstand out if it was done over multiple sessions.. It really tugs at what little heart I have left.

t. TwiDash fag
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>>31085764
All good shipping starts with friendshipping, And since they all are the best of friends, it's so easy to make the kisses happen.
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>>31084334
Why does she still have two nostrils on the same side? It's like one second in paint to fix it.
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>>31083752
>>31083826
>>31084183
>>31084252
As cute as the ship is, it's hard not to imagine it IRL as the equivalent of a chubby feminist nerd and a She-Man in a polo shirt she picked up at the local gay bar.
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>>31084792
Just got back from it, was pretty good. Funny thing though, my friend bought along his brother who was actually into the show until Twilicorn. Apparently, who was the guy who made these
https://youtu.be/9Tbe1o_bVwM
https://youtu.be/ztjlIztRH-s
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>>31086695
I dunno, for me it's hard to imagine what you described at all so I'll take your word for it.
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>Not separated by different dimensions.
>FIM counterpart is one of the biggest ships.
>Not even 10 images of them on DB.
It doesn't make any sense.
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>>31087225
I have never considered Dash and Scitwi, now I'm mad that this isn't a thing...
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Best ship coming through.
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>>31088927
Actually canon....sorta
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Best ship coming through.
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>>31089914
Because we can't post ponies on there
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>>31089914
Embrace it, anon.
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>>31090282
we used to be able to post some ponies in /u/ iirc
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>>31090184
Reminder that the day this meme isn't posted at least once a thread is the day these threads die
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>>31090184
Bester ship coming through.
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>>31084165 here.
Took a short break from writing actually just revising because I can't satisfy myself greentext to find every thread since we started linking threads/the first green in desuarchive and found this gem. Have fun.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29830016/ ("Gayness is a sin, and I'll see you in Hell" Edition)
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29961048/ (Green is finally our color edition)
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30100769/ (Green is finally our color edition)
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30218896/ (ShamWow! edition)
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30345718/ (Don't come a knocking Edition)
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30500619/ (Method Acting edition)
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30653634/ (Steamy Edition)
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30803945/ (Not to be confused with Nightly Scilight Edition)
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30948389/ (The Sadness Continues)
Which brings us to this thread. Figured that if I contribute nothing else to this thread, I can do this. Not sure what you could do with this list though. Maybe a pastebin?
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>>31092044
Okay wow there's no way to handle what I've created without turning it into a shitty lesbo version of The Count of Monte Cristo. I guess I'm open for request ships for practice to handle TempestLight. Any suggestions? EqG or pony, the crackier the better.
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>>31092781
>lesbo version of The Count of Monte Cristo
And that's a bad thing how exactly?
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>>31092873
The key word was 'shitty'. I'll certainly do it, I just want to practice greentexting first so I don't mess it up. Start small, work up to that.
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>>31092907
Maybe something based on this?
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>>31093664
From the thumbnail I thought it was GlimShim which would make sense since I think we had one but it was discontinued. But... is this Sunset and Twilight Velvet?
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>>31093720
Yeah

I'm actually the one who wrote the shimglim green
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>>31084252
Source?
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>YOU'RE gay for Moleman
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>>31084850
Goddamn she has sexy eyes.
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>>31090387
I've seen lots of EQG and humanized pics on both /u/ and /y/
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>>31083826
This is the ship I never knew I wanted, but damn I want more.
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>>31092044
>tfw every thread after the first one were all done by me
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>>31094658
Doing gods work is what you're doing
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>>31093838
http://rubbishbyiracat.tumblr.com/post/166019734054/
Here you go.
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>>31094658
Thank you for that.
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>>31093664
I thought sadnon did something with that one last thread, or maybe I'm just losing my mind.

>>31093762
I'm sorry you had to give up on that one, it was headed for some cute shit
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>>31095847
>I'm sorry you had to give up on that one, it was headed for some cute shit

Kinda ironic as I literally had no idea where to go with it. I'm not really much of a writer. In fact I only wrote it because at the time activity was so low on these threads that I wanted to make it seem more lively. That and shimglim stuff was/is hard to come by. I was too ambitious and wrote myself into corner and no idea of how to get out of it. I was kinda embarrassed by it and removed it from the OP, which was an overeaction in hindsight. I'll put it back if you guys want.


>I thought sadnon did something with that one last thread, or maybe I'm just losing my mind.
He did, a very quick one shot. Idk, I kinda like the idea that Sunset is actually older than the mane 6 and longs for companionship with older people. Which leads her to Velvet, who fits the citrearia but also resembles the friend that meant the most to her.
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>>31092044
>worming
a degenerate japanese fetish tho
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>>31093664
I finna wake
Sunset Velvet story coming soon
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>>31097205
>scitwi larger bust than sunset
not in my headcanon!
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>>31097390
She is stretching
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>>31097426
boobs don't work that way, Anon.
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>>31097442
Yes they do nonny. When you stretch you arch your back and push your chest up and forward making your boobs look bigger. Have a complementary Trixie.

t. havebig boobs
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>>31097506
make them look bigger if viewed from the front at an downwards angle.
If the head goes backward and the back is arched, pressing the breasts seemingly outward the area on top of the breasts is visually increased.
underneath tho it should get very flat and go over onto the belly

we however have a sideview and then angle here is like 150° while it should be almost 180°

Sunset on the other hand is slouched over, taking on a position where the breasts would extend far further off the belly than they would in a regular pose.

cup size is determined by how much further the breasts prod out when compared with band width
disregarding Sunset to be a lot fatter than Twilight her breasts only go out 13% more while Twilight's extend 24%

Twilights breasts in this image are massively larger than Sunset's, and it's not because she's streching

It's boob science.
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>>31098039
what the hell i just posted a random image off derpi that fit a bunch of tags

obligatory r/theydidthemath
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>>31098458
>i just posted a random image
no, what you did is claim my assessment's wrong. So I had to put more argumentation into it.

I'm an engineer, it's the weekend, I'm bored
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>>31098731
I'm the anon who originally posted the image you math'd, sorry about the confusion. Just was surprised about the effort put into a random thing I posted .
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Sunset Velvet story is nearly ready to go but I have to run some errands seeing the movie in theaters so you'll have to wait. Expect a few posts around evening-ish
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>>31098731
Alright I took some photos while standing normally, slumped over and stretching and mine actually look smaller while stretching. So I guess you are right Sci-twi has bigger boobs than Shimmer at least in the comic
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>>31099764
Boob scientist: 1
Infidel boob-haver: 0
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>>31101103
Now that's a crackship I can get behind!
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>>31099764
>I took some photos
for science, I assume we all agree, you should share your research material to see if we come to the same conclusions
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Soooo green about these two cuties when?

>>31101400
sorry anon I already deleted them
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>>31102534
>sorry anon I already deleted them
don't worry, you're a good scientist. You can surely recreate your findings, otherwise it wouldn't be proper boob science.
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>>31102534
>>31102628
See Femanon, this why you should never admit you're a girll around here.

But if you post your boobs anyway that would be cool I guess.
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>>31092781

Here's a jump off point :D
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>>31102735
it's for science

but seriously, if someone admits to making boob pictures, what do they expect?
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>>31102918
eh I've grown accustomed to this place and it's quirks by now
did you think I took pictiures of my bare boobs? I did it with bra and skin tight t-shirt on
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>>31103155
That would probably still be enough for most people here to get their rainbow rocks off
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>>31103187
Which is funny because there is a whole board dedicated to it namely /s/. But I guess the thrill of knowing that person is browsing the same thread as you might be another thing all together.
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>>31103155
>spoiler
no, I didn't think that, I trusted you've tried to simulate the circumstance of the pictures to be examined well.

clothed women have more sex appeal than naked ones. I for one like unwrapping presents and using my imagination more than simply being handed something.

what I'm meaning to say is that I'm not interested in the boobs themselfes, but the science which I've explained here >>31098039
would you help me with my research? and give real life examples of my claims?
please?
for science?
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>Starlight's fucking face when Trixie is doing her impromptu magic show
I'm surprised she's even in the show with the amount of time those two spend fucking in that wagon
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>>31103889
Its the "you sweet idiot" idiot look. And i loved it
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>>31097557
Look at this adorable polygamous marriage.
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>>31097205
It finna here
Obligatory "first greentext pls no bully"
I think my problem is just general lack of experience and shortness of lines
Anyway
>You take a deep breath, and enter the house
>You are Sunset Shimmer, Twilight's girlfriend
>The two of you have been dating since she convinced you to leave the human world about 2 months ago
>Finally, you're going to meet her parents; she's excited about it, but you're absolutely terrified
>Twilght is already inside, smiling. Her father is standing next to her, staring you down
>He's smiling, which only makes it that much more horrific
"H-hello, Mr. Sparkle."
>"Please, call me Night Light. Make yourself at home."
>The madman is playing mind games with you
>You look around the house. It's admittedly plain, a simple blue living room with a couch, a table, a desk, and a lamp
>Off to the right is door and a staircase. You think you remember Twilight mentioning her room/library was upstairs but you've got no idea where the door goes
>Straight ahead is an open wall to what looks like a kitchen judging by the fridge. Humming can be heard from around the corner
>You gulp nervously and sit on the couch at about the middle. Twilight sits beside you, still smiling
>Night Light walks over to the couch and sits beside her at the far side of the couch
>Close call
>"Your mother should be out here shortly, Twilight. She... she said she would be making something special for you two."
>Twilight suddenly looks mortified
>"She's not going to try to..."
>Twilight drifts off, and Night Light seems to mentally finish the sentence with a grave nod
>Twilight yelps rather loudly and suddenly and runs into the kitchen
>Leaving you alone in the room with Night Light
>You gulp again
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>>31104342
imo this part is both the best and the worst
imo i have no idea how to write post-reform sunset
>"So, Sunset Shimmer, is it?"
"J-just call me Sunset."
>He chuckles. "Alright. So, tell me..."
"T-tell you what?"
>He suddenly turns stone-faced serious
>"What are your intentions with my daughter?"
>You nearly have a heart attack
>He notices your heavy breathing and laughs
>"I'm joking, Twilight has already told us all about you."
>He just admitted to knowing everything there is to know about you
>"Are you okay?"
"I- um, yes, I'm fine."
>"Just checking, you seem a bit tense."
>After a bit of awkward silence, he hums to himself
>Twilight tried to tell you not to be nervous and that her parents are nice, but you know the truth
>That- that face. That face is not the face of a loving father
>That is the face of a predator, hiding patiently in the shadows unseen until its prey drops its guard
>Every move you make is probably being analyzed, every word you say deconstructed right now as he hums
>He's just sitting there
>Menacingly
>Your knees are weak, hooves heavy, there's cold sweat on your forehead already
>"Dinner's ready!"
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>>31104355
Last one for the moment, also long one
>"Mom! Careful!"
>A tray of burnt cookies floats into the room surrounded by an aura close to Twilight's but not quite the same
>Twilight walks in, obviously embarrased about the smoke coming off the tray
>"I never was a good cook..."
>A mare walks around the corner
>Mother of Celestia, is she a bombshell
>A gray but not dull coat, a two-toned purple and white mane, light blue eyes you could get lost in
>Her hips sway with every step she takes in an obviously seductive manner
>She's honestly sexier than Twilight
>She's... also Twilight's mom
>What
>She giggles as she notices you staring at her lop-jawed
>"Looks like somebody can appreciate my cooking, at the very least."
>The cookies
>She thought you were staring at the cookies
>You can save this, you just need to play it cool
"Afgphllahackbarfj."
>Well shit
>"I think the smoke is getting to her, mom." Twilight telekinetically opens a window to air out the room. "I told you not to bother with cookies or anything."
>"They aren't just 'cookies', dear, they're oatmeal clusters, thank you very much."
>"I thought that you weren't supposed to cook oatmeal clusters."
>"Well, I always say the cookbook gives suggestions, not rules."
>"And that's why I or dad always cooked. Speaking of him, why'd you let her do this? Don't you remember what happened last time?"
>"Hey, don't throw me under the train, I certainly tried."
>"Well, try harder! Don't you remember last time?"
>"Twily, the fire wasn't that bad."
>"Nobody nearby could even look at pawpaws for months!"
>"They just needed to learn some better gardening practices."
>"That wasn't the problem!" Twilight sighs. "Sorry you had to be here for this, Sunset."
>You were staring at her mom's plot the whole time and didn't hear a single word
"Yes."
>Good save
>Twilight coughs and sits back down where she was before
>Velvet sets the tray on a mat on the table and sits down in the only seat left open
>The one right next to you
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>>31104358
Start was a bit rocky, but I like where this degeneracy is headed!
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>>31104636
Fun fact: on my way home Stacy's Mom played over the radio. Granted, like ten other songs did as well because it's a 40 minute drive one-way to the nearest theater, but it played.
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>>31104690
This entire season of cute horse moms has not helpd my insatiable need for milfs.
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>s7e23
>"You sure are going through an awful lot of trouble for Rainbow Dashs pie"

They must have known
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>>31104854
Shes just paying Dash back for the all the trouble from when Dash got in her pie.
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>>31104897
It was the most shippy episode ever. It was basically a pinkiedash fic you would find on Fimfiction minus the kissing
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>>31105266
No shes more into the butch type. Literally couldn't wait 10 seconds after beating the pony of shadows before diving into that blue muff
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>>31104854
>s7e23
HUH? Isn't it suppose to air next week?
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>>31105725
Oh you have some downloading to do
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>>31105725
Whole rest of the season and the movie has leaked.

https://xxnightmaremoonxx.de/vweb/?page_id=79&page=8 Has all but the finale on there right now
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>>31090702
when you're behind a computer screen,
no one knows you're actually Johnny Cash's ghost
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>>31083826
That's not Twilestia.
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>>31104854
second best shipping and great episode
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>>31111280
no, your cutiemark is telling you to find gems
go in a mine, applejack!
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>>31112451
Wrong purple pony but i still like it
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>>31113071
Starlight and Trixie is one hundred percent the best ship around, but Twixie still holds a special place in my heart.
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ShimVelvet story writefag reporting in, probably not gonna be an update unless I can stay awake long enough to type it.
I go to church and every week this old man gets up and sings and its always a bumpy feels trip because he explains why he chose the song he did that week and it usually soul-crushing to hear.
I'm just gonna transcribe from memory what he said today: "This week, we've lost someone. She didn't die, she just... lost touch with the church. Maybe she moved, maybe she ran off, maybe she just decided to stop coming. I don't know. You may not have seen her, but every day she comes in through that back door and helps me set up the tables for Sunday school. Then she'd say she had something to do, always something different, and walk off. She was a real help."
"Today I set those tables up myself."
"I don't know where she lived, all I knew was that she always helped out. She may not have gone to church with everyone else here, but she was a Christian girl through and through. She told me while she helped set up the tables."
"One thing, one thing I did know about her, is that she... she didn't think showing her uncovered body was wrong. She said it was God's art."
At this point, he proceeded to wipe away his tears and sing a song about walking through a desert to find salvation or something. I don't know how he does it, but he does this like every week, telling a different story each time.
I know this sounds like the randomest thing to put, but personally I thought it would make a good prompt for a ScratchTavia story. Octavia runs away from home, becomes a stripper, meets Vinyl at a club. Idk, I thought it was a neat idea.
TL;DR: Some old man at church gave me an idea for a ScratchTavia story.
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>>31114381
That might be the most absurd roundabout way to come up with a story idea, but can't say I ain't colored interested. Plus you know, best pairing and all.
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>>31114438
I would write that but I'm having trouble working on the SunsetVelvet story at a good quality rate and that itself is practice for TempestLight... might still take it on later if nobody else touches it though.
Speaking of best pairing, why is there no green of them already here? Or that much art for that matter? It's all the main unicorns.
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>>31114562
OctaScratch is season 1 stuff honestly. Everyone kinda moved on to characters that actually show up in the show and have shit you can grasp onto as shippable. And I assume most greens make it over in the Octavia thread, but most of those are self insert human stuff, and I'd rather die in real life than skim though those. Plus, University Days exists, kinda hard to do anything with them when the best thing has already been made. And really, how many time can I post the same 8 Ghost pictures.
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>>31114381
That sounds pretty good, I'd read it.

>>31114642
Vinyl and Octavia just don't get much green in general. The last proper green I can remember reading for Vinyl was Regard's, and even that was just another one with Anon. Same with Octavia and Bravest Face.

You bring up a good point though. Maybe I'll write something up for the two of them when I have the free time. I'm pretty sure that, outside 4chan, they're still a pretty popular pairing.
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>>31071878

>Rainbow Dash tugged at the straps holding her wrists and ankles.
>Her struggles were fruitless, the leather belt-like straps kept her spread eagle on what felt like Fluttershy's bed.
>Rainbow had awoken there, blinded, muffled by a gag, with plugs preventing her from hearing.
>So far Fluttershy hadn't entered the room, that Rainbow could tell, as she hadn't been touched at all yet.
>Hopefully it would stay that way, as her ever-growing fear seemed to mount as the minutes (though perhaps seconds, she couldn't keep track) piled up.
>Rainbow stopped struggling for the moment and simply collapsed boneless on the bed.
>She panted softly, her resistance wore her out quickly.
>Yet, despite being bound and completely deadened to the world around her, Rainbow knew the most humiliating part of it was the fact that she was still wearing the dress Fluttershy had given her.
>The makeup Fluttershy had slathered on her face was still there, as well.
>Rainbow jumped, jolting in her prone form.
>Something soft had brushed up against the sole of her bare left foot.
>Something warm and soft and thin.
>Fluttershy, perhaps, or maybe the wind.
>She really hoped it was the latter.
>Rainbow stayed tense as she waited for Fluttershy to continue to tease her.
>A breath, a moment later and Rainbow was laying back into the soft mattress.
>It seemed it really had been the wind-
>Rainbow squealed into her gag, jerking away from the digit gently tracing her thigh, just above her knee.
>That was most definitely Fluttershy.
>Rainbow started thrashing now, shaking back and forth and trying desperately to escape.
>The leather straps held her firm, still, despite her protests.
>Rainbow continued to try and escape for several more minutes at least before finally falling still to the bed, panting and sweaty.
>As soon as she fell still, Rainbow was assaulted.
>At first the touches had been light and soft, now Fluttershy didn't seem to mind taking a rougher approach.
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>>31116182
>Her hands were rougher now, too, the skin more calloused.
>Wider and firmer.
>Rainbow made a muffled noise of confusion, halted by the familiar soft digits of her yellow friend.
>Then who was...
>Rainbow groaned, her neck craning harshly as a pair of lips made contact with her neck.
>Feather-light kisses and dexterous, yet thin and soft fingers- most definitely not Fluttershys, yet not rough enough to be the other person's- stroking her cheek.
>Three people, then.
>Rainbow felt shame and guilt well up within her when she realized that the gentle ministrations of the lips and hands on her neck, combined with the rough gripping and fondling of her thighs was turning her on.
>A fourth pair of hands joined Rainbow Dash's torment, they felt thin and impossibly soft, yet firm and confident.
>Trailing there way from Rainbow Dash's jaw, the hands finally settled on massaging her shoulders.
>Rainbow was lifted slightly, enough for someone to slide under her and prop her up to continue the sensual massage.
>Her body had once been tense, now it relaxed and released all the pressure being built in her stressed body.
>Rainbow moaned desperately into the gag but was helpless to stop the violation of her body.
>A new person joined, now, ramping it up to five.
>Her gag was loosened, yet the other's either fondling her thighs- which had moved to her inner thighs and buttocks, much to her chagrin- massaging her shoulders, or kissing her neck were still going strong.
>This new person, who's hands felt nothing like the thin fingers of Fluttershy, had untied the knot keeping Rainbow's gag in place.
>It fell away easily, but before Rainbow could start protesting, a pair of lips covered her own.
>She resisted, trying to scream bloody murder into her kisser's mouth.
>Muffled as she assumed it would be, it had accomplished nothing besides allowing her jaw and mouth to open, which left a quick way in for her assaulter.
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>>31116258
that's all for tonight lads, hope you enjoy.

FUCK Rainbow Dash's arc is long as fuck
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>>31116265
Well if you wanted it to be shorter you shouldn't have bullied the ponka. You made this harem now you're gonna finish it mister!
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>>31114381
but then who was church

>>31116258
That's some good shit. So Fluttershy called the other girls for some good old gang rape, this is some bullying I can get behind. I wonder if the girls are enjoying themselves. Maybe this was her master plan all along, to have a harem of submissive concubines at her disposal. This scene also reminds me of the fic The art of falling.
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>>31103889
Is this from the new episode?
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>>31117721
yes episode 24 Uncommon Bond
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>>31083752
Been a while since I've watched this show.
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What are some of the better RDxAJ ones?
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>>31119781
Any TempestLight greens yet?
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>>31118848
This >>31090184
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>>31121250
There's this

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/388045/my-name-is-fizzlepop
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my story, in a nutshell
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>>31124016
What does Jim have to do with anything?
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I think we can all agree on this.
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>>31124125
Sounds like some bad taste to me buckaroo
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>>31124125
Yes we can.
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>>31124125
>rarijack
>not 1
Fuck you.
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>>31123348
I really like this, it's the best take on the Crystal War timeline I've seen to date. It's just a tiny snapshot of a scene, but it feels spot on.
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>>31120617
What is this garbage?
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>>31125289

It's definitely awesome, but a little light on the lesbo shipping. I mightily approve of the lightning dust cameo, though!
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>>31125892
but... there is nothing there
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>twn all the lesboshit you own is StarTrix
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>>31127803
Glixie is best lesbo
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>>31128615
What even is this? The ponified version of Equestria Girls?
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>>31128621
It's a twitter meme.
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>>31128630
He was speaking about the way the face are drawn. They do look weird.
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>>31128630
>>31128660
Ah, shit, yes, I saw that meme, but didn't make the connection.

The faces look weird, but do match the meme and explains why they are that way.
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>>31127803

Trixie/Glim fo-evah
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>>31124125
>999999999???. Anything with Pinkie Pie.
>He thinks this isn't in the top 3.
You shut your whore mouth.
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>>31124125
Fuck you.
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>>31124157
>>31129012
Do not ever reply to my posts ever again.
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Pic has spoilers from the end of the new MLP Movie.

But seriously. Just look at this. No edits were done to the animation of their interaction here. What other way can this sequence be read? If Tempest was male it would be clear as day.

All I know is that I want more.
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>>31130664
Cmon now friend, you're just gonna have to accept thank Ponka Pone is the cutest all around most shippable pony there is.
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>>31130664
>>31130183
>>31124125
He mad?
Oh, you mad.
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>>31130775
Your lives are now forfeit.
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>>31131170
k
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>>31124125
>>31124157
>>31129012
>>31130473
>>31130775
Pie ships are cute, cute!
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Haha motherfuckers, Pinkie Pie thread now!
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>>31090184
AJ is probably the best of the main 6 to get their gender reversed
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>>31114381
christcucks, everyone
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It's happening
>>31130710

>>31132045
Rood. I'm a Fedora tipper too, but there's no reason to be needlessly callous
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WON'T LET IT DIE
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>>31134213
Man, Twiluna really dried the fuck up after season 1.
I miss the season 1 Luna design 11/10 cute
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>>31132646
I just hope it isn't done the worst way possible
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>>31134629
You can already check it out >>31088945
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Keep the thread fresh for monday. Im going on a trip so I wont have time to wrote until then. If the thread does die and no one makes a new one expect updates on my paste which is in the OP
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>>31134946
>implying this thread will now be up 24/7 for ever
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>>31134988
*not, fuck me
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CANON
GAYS
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>>31135429
Is that what they look like?
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>>31135559
No, just artist interpretation
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>>31135429
>Gay parents have crippled daughter
Justice.
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>>31135645
They're her aunts
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>>31135559
This what Lofty looks like in G1
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>>31135654
If she's being raised by her aunts they're her adoptive parents.
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>>31135681
Sorta, her parents do technically still raise her, but they are usually too busy with work to actually spend time with her.
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>>31135645
>Celestia hates you
But she fucks her sister
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>>31136976
I'm really diggin this new addition to Twilight's harem of redeemed mares.
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>>31137857
I want to see Twilight pulling them all in a group hug with her huge wings.
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>>31137857
Poor Moondancer, cucked again.
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>>31137857
>shimmer will never, ever come back
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>>31138237
If the finale is anything to go by, that may not be such a far fetched idea anymore. Hell, actual yuri may happen in S8. We're living in the best timeline
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>>31139939
I though Zecora was into potions, not meth.
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Since the rest of the board is losing their minds over it, what are your thoughts on the gay aunts thing?
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>>31140462
literally who gives a shit
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>>31140462
I give a fuck about gays being in the show, what I do give a fuck about is the non stop gushing from those kinds of people about gays being in the show and it being so brave in out Trump dictatorship future.
Honestly I'm just glad we get more Scoots period, poor black sheep on the cmc
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>>31140547
I don't know, maybe some kind of thread that focuses on females doing more than platonic things with each other
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>>31140462
I love Scoot. She makes RD tolerable
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>>31141091
>those boobs

I didn’t know school girls twilight and sunset had saggy granny tits
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>>31140462
>>31140587
>Hm, maybe we'll get porn of them.
That sums up my thoughts.
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Even the hottest lesbians have to work the game to get their clams rubbed.
Here's a story about one of those hot lesbians.

- -

"This is the worst. Possible. Thing!"
>Inside a tastefully decorated room, a pale fashionista spreads herself across a purple fainting couch, crying her mascara into a pair of runny streaks.
>"Rarity, please," Fluttershy chides, gently petting Opalescence on her lap. "This hardly calls for the fainting couch act."
"It's mauve, darling."
>"Excuse me?"
"You were about to say "purple fainting couch.""
>Rarity resumes crying, inhaling scoop after scoop of lime-green ice cream straight from the cardboard tub.
>"Ummm, I wasn't, actually..."
"I'm merely pointing out that it is, in fact, mauve."
>Fluttershy plays with her hair, shifting her eyes.
>"Is the ice cream really necessary?"
"It's sorbet. And yes, it's precisely a nyanza sorbet kind of crisis."
>Rarity corrects her dear friend, then sniffles. She goes right back to shoveling more of the nyanji-whatever stuff into her gullet.
>There was an unspoken agreement between the Mane Six that when Rarity pulls her fainti-- MAUVE fainting couch act.
>It's best to just listen, nod, and let her cry herself to exhaustion, no matter how long it took.
>But the waiting game was, like Rarity is wont to say: 'easier said than done, darling.'
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>>31142251
>"I'm just saying," Fluttershy chides again in her motherly tone, "there are plenty of other girls out there."
"Yes, but none of them are like Applejack!"
>Rarity's mascara threatens to run again. Fluttershy ducks, her face full of regret.
"For almost a year I've been making moves on that dense ruffian. And yet, she rebuffs me at every turn!"
>She nom-noms another scoop, her cheeks puffed out in a horrifyingly unladylike manner.
>The sobbing starts again.
>Fluttershy stares at the fashionista, then slowly counts to a number normally reserved for estimating the mass of large objects.
>Then she counts again to a number normally reserved for estimating the mass of really, really large objects.
>Fluttershy has had enough.
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>>31142264
>"Rarity," she asks quietly, "do you like Applejack?"
"Yes!"
>"Are you serious about wanting to date her?"
"Absolutely!"
>"Then maybe you should find something you both have in common, and start from there," Fluttershy states testily.
>A pause.
"...something in common?"
>Instead of answering the fashionista's question, Fluttershy gets up and straightens out her skirt.
>"My shift starts in a few minutes."
>Rarity sniffs, giving Fluttershy a blank look.
>"Rarity, I love you dearly as a friend. I really do. But *please* stop calling me over for 'modeling' if all you're going to do is vent for an hour."
>Fluttershy nuzzles Opalescence, then leaves without a goodbye.

"....Something in common with Applejack, huh?"
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>>31142273
Fluttershy is fucking savage
i swear if there's not going to be lewd hand holding I'll be mad
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>>31140462
Was sorta hoping for one of the main characters to be gay. By doing this I'm afraid the writers will think they've ticked off the box and won't have one of the main characters be in a relationship with another woman.
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>>31142769
>anthro
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>>31142273
>Sweetie Belle didn't particularly love staying at her sister's place.
>There are too many fragile things to break, too many fabrics to ruffle the wrong way, and an ungrateful cat that acted like she owned the damn place, if not the world.
"Ohh Sweetie Belle~!"
>And worst of all, she almost always ended up being hornswoggled into one of her sister's "bright and elegant" schemes.
"....Sweetie Belle, there you are! What are your feelings towards Apple Bloom?"
>Yep, bright and elegant schemes.
>"Apple Bloom? She's my best friend."
>Rarity grins. It's too wide and too toothy for Sweetie Belle's comfort.
"Why yes, of course! But how do you reeeally feel about her? Do you find her rugged looks charming?"
>"Uhh..."
"Oh oh! What about her terrible table manners? Does her uncouth behavior arouse you?"
>"Rarity, I don't see Apple Bloom the same way you see her older sister."
>Rarity's eyes dart around, her face flushed red.
"Ah. Uhm. Well, I was wondering if you'd like to... You know, go on a date with Apple Bloom."
>A pause.
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>>31143456
>"Sis, last time I kissed a girl you raised hell about the sanctity of marriage."
"Well, I'm not asking you to marry Apple Bloom, per se."
>"You also burned my Playpony magazines in the town square--"
"I mean, those magazines were quite lewd for someone your age."
>"--Which is funny, because if the rumors are true, you're bar-none the biggest dyke in Canterlot High."
"I AM NOT!"
>"Lyra has your name tattooed on her butt. 'Rarara was here xoxoxo.' I've seen it."
"Sweetie Belle. Please."
>Rarity plants her fingers on her temple in the same manner elegant people do when they're trying not to lose their temper.
>Her eyebrow twitches.
"I need you to date Apple Bloom because I need something in common with Applejack."
>Sweetie Belle stares at her sister incredulously.
>"What, having lesbian sisters?"
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>>31143518
"No! I mean... Yes! Maybe! You know that one animated film about a couple getting hitched because their dogs fall in love?"
>"101 Dalmatians?"
"Yes, that one!"
>"...I'm not your pet, you know."
"No no no! That's not what I meant! If you and Apple Bloom spend time together as lovers, I'll end up tagging along as a chaperone. And knowing Applejack, she'd do the same for her own sister."
>Sweetie Belle raises an eyebrow at her sister, who's practically drooling as she loses herself in her own fantasy.
"Just imagine! You two doing whatever preteens do when they're dating, and me spending time with Applejack in a romantic proxy-date!"
>Sweetie Belle buries her face in her hands. A bright and elegant scheme indeed.
>"Let me guess. I'm not allowed to opt out of this stupid, convoluted plan."
"Embrace your sexuality or I'll tell our parents about your Playpony magazines."

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>>31143543
I'm loving this
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>>31143543
>101 Dalmatians
>shipping her own sister
give me back my sides you cheeky cunt
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>>31143518
>I've seen it
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>>31143518
>Ive seen it
Does Rarara have a secret harem of lesbian lovers and wants to add Applejack as one of them?
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>>31143387
Scoot just happen to also be into mares and then just happened to be dumped with two mares while her parents were off being dead.
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>>31143912
She's a bit of a sloot
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>>31144232
>secret mistress
>tattoo
>facebook
Lyra is one special kind of retard here, isn't she?
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>>31143543
kek'd out loud
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>>31144258
“””””secret””””” mistress
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>>31144232
>Flash
>"god i wish that were me"

fuckin kek
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>>31144270
yes
congratulations
you noticed what I was pointing out
nice quotation you've got going on
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>>31142797

Sorry my dude!
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>>31143543
Some good shit, some good shit, my dude. Best ship and cmc for the price of one.
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humb
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>>31142791
>Was sorta hoping for one of the main characters to be gay.
>Writers choose Fluttershy to be lesbo
The amount of butthurt just imagine it.
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>>31147160
She's the only one that would actually work. Twi, Rarity, and Ponk have shown explict interest in men at least once. Romance doesn't really fit with AJ's character. Making Dash gay would play on sterotypes too much. Fluttershy has Discord, but she's never known any explict romantic interest in him or anyone else. With her shyness, it would make sense why she has still hasn't made her preferences known.
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>>31093848
>ywn spit-roast a pony with moleman
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husbandry is comfy
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>>31149070
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>>31149144
Neither
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>>31149170
aww yea
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>>31143543

Later that week...

"--and that's why I invited Apple Bloom over for a sleepover. Tonight!"
>Fluttershy takes a deep breath.
>It's not the 'oh my, this tea smells wonderful' kind. Rather, it's the 'I cannot believe what just spewed out of your mouth, so I am going to suck in a lungful of air in response to keep myself from yelling at you' kind.
>In fact, it's the same kind of deep breath that Rainbow Dash likes to follow up with one-word phrases like "BOI."
"Ah, I take it you like the tea, darling?"
>The tea is indeed nice, Fluttershy thinks. It's a perfect blend of black tea, a minuscule trace of unfiltered leaf flecks, and a deftly administered dollop of honey by someone with the precision of a seasoned seamstress.
>But that's not why she took a deep breath.
>"I like it, but that's not it," she states as much.
"Oh? Too much honey, then?"
>"No..."
>She frowns.
>"Well, maybe. It's just that I hate to think what those bees had to go through to see their fruits of labor scraped off of their hives for our own enjoyment."
>Rarity doesn't give a damn about the bees per se, but ladies are supposed to be polite. Especially during tea time.
>She nods politely.
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"My deepest condolences."
>"Uhm, sorry. About what?"
"The bees."
>"Oh."
>Fluttershy bites her lip, looking sideways.
"What's wrong, dear? You seem terribly distracted."
>"It's, uhm...."
>Fluttershy hangs her head, looking dejectedly at the perfectly prepared tea.
>It really was the most perfect cup of tea she's ever had, minus the whole slave bee labor thing.
>"...When I said you should look for something in common with Applejack, I didn't expect something quite so--"
"Assertive? Brilliant? Elegant?"
>"--convoluted. And quite frankly, stupid and borderline depraved." she finishes meekly.
"Well, goodness me, someone's been getting even more assertive lately."
>Fluttershy ducks her head in an unspoken apology.
>Rarity clears her throat.
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>>31149864
"Fluttershy, darling! There's nothing so convoluted -- or depraved, if you prefer -- about a lady taking the initiative every now and then!"
>"Does it *have* to involve arranging dates between minors? That part doesn't seem quite ladylike."
>Rarity raises both hands defensively.
"Darling, rest assured that I've covered the legal bases."
>Fluttershy raises an eyebrow.
>"Umm, Is that supposed to make me feel at ease? I mean, it kinda does, but not really. It still feels immoral and--"
"And depraved?"
>"--Yes."
>An uncomfortable silence falls between the two.
"Darling, I've consulted the foremost expert in the matter, and rest assured, it's all kosher. Halal. Dank. Cool. Whatever else."
>"An expert?"
>Rarity puts on a grin normally reserved for fictional drawings of wicked witches about to exploit minors for both sexual and gastronomical reasons.
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>>31149883
"As it turns out, Twilight -- *our* world's Twilight, mind you -- is quite the expert in the legal matters of frolicking with minors--"
>"She's WHAT?"
"--and she assures me that there's nothing illegal about what I'm about to do!"
>The wicked witch grin disappears from Rarity's face as quickly as it appeared.
>She pouts sideways, muttering into her teacup as she prepares to take a sip.
"I mean, why would it be illegal? I'm doing it all to win Applejack's heart. If expressing love is to be made illegal, then arrest me now! I am a criminal guilty of first degree love!"
>She takes a triumphant swig from the gilded porcelain, savoring the taste of moral victory.
>Fluttershy gives her hands something to do by stirring the tea furiously.
>It's marginally healthier than reaching over the table and strangling her counterpart, she decides.
>"Rarity, you need help."
"Oh, yes I do! I was wondering if you could model this lacy frock I designed last night--"
>"Thanksforthetealoveyabye!"
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>>31149913
>Scilight
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>>31149913
Continue.
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>>31149864
I'll be quite frank with you family members, those hoof gloves are cute as fuck
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>>31087279
Someone really ought to make some green. Or maybe see if some fag on the sci-twi thread will..
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>tfw all the bitching about lesbians makes me want to filter any reference to lesbians, but doing so would filter out these threads as well
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>>31151831
>not having the thread pinned in your tracker
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>Preparing for a sleepover is hard, especially so if you're a carefree pre-teen whose sister arranged the damned thing herself and left you in charge of the actual legwork.
>There are sleeping bags to be laid out, activities to be planned, snacks to be prepared--
>Something bright-colored catches Sweetie's attention.
>"What the..."
>Digging through the pile of playing cards and board game sets, she fishes out a dogeared book with frayed edges.
>The cover is full of clashing colors and tacky shapes. Clearly a product of a bygone era when chrome plating was considered fashionable.
>"[Slumber 101: All You've Ever Wanted to Know About Slumber Parties But Were Afraid to Ask]. Huh, Twilight must've lent my sister her copy."
>She sniffs the book. True to its age, it smells just like decomposing acids and mildew.
>"Eugh, it's Twilight's copy alright. It must be older than my sister and I combined."
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>Sweetie plops down with the book in hand, then begins to flip through the weathered pages.
>"...'the key to the perfect make-over is to choose amongst participants whose complexion leaves much to be desired, whereupon she will opt to...' Boring!"
>She flips forward a several pages.
>"...'the losing party must upend their bloomers thence and prostrate before the winner.' What?"
>Several more pages.
>"...'the spooky-ness of the story, which henceforward will be referred to as the 'spook quotient', is a logarithmic--' Nope!"
>Yet another several pages. This one's got pictures in it.
>"...'Latex Dental Dam. Assorted fruit flavors.'"
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>>31152180
>tfw went to only one single sleepover in my whole life
it was alright
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>Something thin and lewdly packaged falls out of the book as Sweetie Belle reads from its label.
>She picks up the packet with a child's curiosity.
>Dental dams.
>Vacuum-sealed packet of them, in fact.
>Fully sanitized and flavored for pleasure, if the brief description on the labeling is to be believed.
>Sweetie Belle stares at the stack of oral fixtures for as long as her adolescent mind would allow before breaking into a million individually damaged pieces.
>"RARITY!!!"
>Had she been depicted in a rule-63 universe, her testes would be still years away from dropping out of their recesses.
>But Sweetie Belle had taken enough sex-ed classes to know precisely what these things are used for.
>Hell, her Playpony magazines (may they rest in burnt pieces) were quite explicit about their purpose, in more ways than one.
>"RAE. REE. TEE!!!" She screams again.
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>>31152319
"I-I'm here! What's wrong??"
>"WHAT ARE THOSE???" Sweetie holds up and points at the packet of oral sex implements, not beating around the bush at all.
"Well, those are for when you want to beat around Apple Bloom's bushes--"
>"No! No no no no no no!"
"Oh, does she not have any pubes yet?"
>Sweetie Belle makes a face that highlights where all the creases would appear when she starts putting on some decades.
>"Ewww, no! Why would I even know about something like that???"
>The creases on Sweetie's face gets deeper. She shudders in absolute disgust.
>"I am NOT going down on Apple Bloom tonight!"
"Oh? Don't wanna put out after the first date? Why, that's commendable!"
>"No! That's not it at all!"
"Well, you can keep them for when you're in the mood next month."
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>>31152336
>"Augh," grunts Sweetie Belle, because the grown-up is not listening. "Aughhhh!"
"Sweetie, there's nothing wrong with an elegant woman and a hunky woman exploring each other's lips after a romantic night together."
>"But I don't want to explore Apple Bloom's lips, I don't like her that way! Besides, I've already kissed Twist and I know what girls' lips are like!"
"Not the lips I had in mind. Twist doesn't have a hunky sister for me to lust over, anyway."
>The grown-up is really, really insisting on not listening to Sweetie Belle at all.
>"Auuuuuugggghhhh!"
>Rarity gently pats Sweetie Belle's head.
"Don't worry, darling. It's normal to get cold feet on your first night. Do keep your wits about and practice safe sex, hmm?"
>"Rarity, You're whoring me out for your own gain."
"Nonsense, I'm being a responsible adult!"
>"I want Child Protective Services to take me away forever."
"Ohhh no. Nuh-uh. Not before you get to sleep with Apple Bloom."
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>>31152443
[Ding dong]
"Coming~!"
>Rarity hops over to the door, throwing it open.
"Welcome to our humble abode, Apple Bloom--"
>She finds herself gazing downward at an apple-shaped buckle, wrapped firmly around a well-worn denim skirt.
>Strange, she thinks to herself. Did Apple Bloom hit a growth spurt?
>The befuddled fashionista slowly raises her gaze upwards, finally ending up eye-to-eye with a pair of piercing, heart-stopping globes of green eyes.

>"Howdy, Rares," says Applejack, tipping her stetson politely. "Reckon y'all are ready for the sleepover?"
>"Hiiii," says Apple Bloom meekly from behind her older sister, smiling nervously.
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>>31152468
"W-w-w-w-w-"
>"The word yer lookin' for is 'welcome,' sugarcube."
"-w-w-w-why are YOU here? I only invited Apple Bloom!"
>Applejack winks, then squeezes Apple Bloom with her well-toned arms.
>"Why, I'm my dear sister's chaperone for the night!"
"A-a-and you're staying for the night?"
>"Of course! Ah don't want nothin' lewd or unsavory happening to my precious little sister."
>Rarity's eyes dart side to side in panic.
"I-I wouldn't do such a... of course not..."
>Applejack takes off her stetson apologetically.
>"Uhh, not that I think you'd violate Apple Bloom or nothin', Rares. Didn't mean it that way."
"Y-yes! Pure as fallen snow, this lady. Hahaha. Ha. haaaa....."

>"Nice," Sweetie Belle sneers. "I guess you weren't wrong about Applejack being the chaperoning type, Rarity."

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>>31152180
>Star Swirl the Noided
heh
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>>31152602
Subtle as an F40PH that Rarity. I'm sure in no wacky hijink esque way will this turn out to be the greatest disaster ever.
pls gib fuk
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>>31152256
>the losing party must upend their bloomers thence and prostrate before the winner.
this doesn’t sound safe for work at all
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>>31155049
the two cutest and gayest poners around
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>"I've got Applejack, and you don't!"
>"Nyeh!"
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>>31152468
Awww poor Apple Bloom is actually excited, and Sweetie Belle's going to break her heart.
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>>31152602
well. fuck. this is good.
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>"Nyeh yourself!"
>"Who needs Applejack when you've got.... yourself?"
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>tfw wanted to wrire a shimmerglimmer fic.
>tfw the eqg special happened and the idea no longer feels as special
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>>31156948
That's why I set mime in an alternative universe where Sunset is the one that taught Glimmer how to do advanced magic. More interesting dynamic, plus I was still triggered with the fact that Starlight is able to do such powerful spells without even going to magic school like Twilight
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>>31156899
That pic would be more fitting if Pinkie (male) was presenting her Fernando to the other Pinke (female).
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>>31156899
>"Tell us about it"

I'm really surprised by the little amount of Trixie selfcest art there is
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>>31157086
I love when Trixie loves Trixie
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>>31152602
>It takes a lot of forceful nudging and carefully planned seating arrangements, but the sleepover gets underway just the way Rarity had planned.
>"This isn't forceful nudging," comments Sweetie Belle as her cheek is pressed forcibly against Apple Bloom's own. "I can't phfeel my face."
>Rarity shushes her by elbowing her lovingly.
>Much to Rarity's surprise and subsequent vindication, Apple Bloom doesn't seem to mind the frequent skin contact with Sweetie Belle.
>If anything, the younger Apple goes from a reserved grin to bashful enjoyment, and then takes an expressway straight to actively participating in the physical contact.
>"Rarity, I think Apple Bloom just cupped my chest."
"Oooh! What a compliment."
>"I don't even have anything growing there yet."
"Pish posh! Think of it as her groping your future bust, darling. Time is relative, and all that."
>"I don't think that's how relativity works--"
>A pause.
>"--Wait, didn't you fail your physics class last semester?"
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>>31157318
>Rarity ignores her sister's comment, because presently, her head is too busy spinning with excitement.
>They weren't even at the part of the itinerary where Rarity just *happens* to find her old Twister mat, and Apple Bloom is already laying her hands all over Rarity's beloved sister.
>Perfect. Absolutely perfect.
>It was all going according to plan--
>"Apple Bloom! Where are yer manners, young lady?"
>--minus the whole older-Apple-getting-in-the-way thing.
>Apple Bloom's face turns apple-red as she stammers out an excuse.
>"B-but sis, it was an accident! She was leaning into me and all, so I had to push her away--"
>"Don't you pretend like I don't know what you're doing, Apple Bloom. That ain't no way to treat your friend."
>Rarity waves a dismissive hand.
"Oh, Applejack. Let them be! The whimsy of youth should be left to flourish!"
>"I wish she'd flourish in a wholesome direction."
"Don't be so outlandish. It's okay for friends to touch each other like that once in a while..."
>Rarity bites her lip, inching towards the freckled heartthrob.
>Sweetie Belle glares at her older sister, ignoring Apple Bloom's groping hands entirely.
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>>31157330
"...And you. You're the best friend a woman could hope to have."
>With her left hand aimed squarely at Applejack's mammaries, Rarity continues to lean in, her eyes fluttering like ribbons in the air.
>Somewhere in Rarity's mind, an orchestra plays the most beautiful motif know to man to a romantic crescendo. It sends all sorts of lewd tingles down her spine.
>"A-aww shucks, Rarity."
>Applejack rubs the back of her head, trying to appear as oblivious as possible to Rarity's advances.
>Rarity smiles, completely losing herself in the radiant green pools glittering just above Applejack's lovely freckles.
>The romantic motif inside her head hits fortississississimo with enough ssi's to make a Sacramento-based experimental rapper blush with decibel inadequacy.
>Indeed, Applejack showing up out of nowhere really complicated her plans for the night.
>Stupid, sexy Applejack....
>But dammit, a proper lady can improvise on the fly.
>This is merely a setback to be exploited to advance the timetable.
>And exploit it, she will.
>Oh heavens, yes. She was ready to exploit the hell out of--

>Suddenly, Sweetie Belle stands up, her tiny hands clenched into a pair of fists.
>"RARITY!" She blurts out.
>Rarity's concert crashes unceremoniously. The conductor commits seppuku, the lead violinist strangles herself on the g-string, and the percussionist pinches his genitals with castanets. There are no survivors.
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"H-hmm? Wha? Beg your pardon?"
>Sweetie Belle's face is crumpled with rage and, if Rarity's social graces honed by years of gossiping about romantic triangles is correct, laced with barely suppressed envy.
>Apple Bloom is still clinging onto the raging junior marshmallow, her hands still planted firmly on Sweetie Belle's chest.
>"A-are these apples for sale? I'd buy these apples."
>"APPLE BLOOM!" shouts Applejack.
>"Rarity! We need to talk!" shouts Sweetie Belle, glaring at Rarity.
>"I want to flick your belle, Sweetie!" shouts Apple Bloom.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" shouts Rarity.
>Opalescence looks on, wondering just what the hell has gotten into these spindly-legged barbie knockoffs. She trots off to lick her nethers in private.
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>>31157341
Moar plz!
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>>31157889
>legs and tail arent colored in
This rustles my jimmies more than it should desu.
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>>31157086
>>31157131
Right? Shes the beat candidate for it
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>>31159266
It used to be a strong ship too in the beginning before all the twixie stuff started to get popular
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>>31159772
Gonna need some sauce of that, amigo
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>>31159872
c'mon m8 there are a grand total of 32 images tagged as selfcest, trixie
963897
Have a bonus one https://derpy.me/PzshJ
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>>31086662
while you're at it add back the element of magic in the crown
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>>31094359
yeah, good times, but over times. new management and all that.
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>>31155140
:D
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>>31157336
F
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>>31164051
We all know the answer to that
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>>31164051
is the lesbian aunt thing actually real? I thought it was just shitposting
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>>31164793
It's real in the most half ass non answered sort of way real. Like Lyra and Bon Bon are more a real gay couple than these "aunts" will be.
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>>31140462
I'm just happy Scoots isn't homeless like some of you all were trying to push.
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>this cougar slaps one of her students' ass in the hallway
who's the student and how does she respond?
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>>31165475
don't ask me why but she reminds me of Jessica Alba in Honey
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>>31164793
>real?
yes
>first official lesbian introduced in the show?
no
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>>31165475

It’s always Twilight, no matter the universe!
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Something something something, Rainbow Dash eating Pinkie Pie's pies.
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>>31166243
That episode was weird. It played out like a shipfic, but without the payoff that would usually entail.
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>>31166984
I don't ship them and I kinda liked it. Classic little-white-lie-silly-payoff episode I'd expect to see in S1.
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>>31167572
It still bugs me that RD being called "Dashie" was something that only Pinkie did until now where everyone calls her that. It cemented the fact they had their own dynamic together.
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I haven't drawn neon horses in half a decade but damn these two were so cute together I can't help myself. sorry for being so rusty at horse anatomy ;_;
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>>31167876
Hey I'm just glad we got an artfag again. We used to have one that posted regularly but he disappeared
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>>31157341
Twist ending I'm secretly hoping for
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I think the lineart turned out too thick but by the time it started bugging me I'd already moved on to the coloring and didn't want to have to redo the lineart entirely, so this'll have to do.
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>>31168728
lesbian horses hot off the press
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>>31168735
extra extra read all about it!
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>>31168728
tempest lookin THICC
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>>31168728
Some good shit motherfucker
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>when your girlfriend's acting melodramatic again
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>>31168728
This is glorious and you are a champion of the people !
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>>31140462
>more porn
I'm not complaining.
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>>31155138
>no wings
DELET
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>>31168167
that’d be highly illegal and LEWD
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>>31168728
Nice
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appul is for lewding
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BREAST ENVY
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>>31173072
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Super quick sketch of the best girls
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>>31174242
Larson is that you?
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Should I do a quick TempestLight story for you lads?
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Yes
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>>31175607
>asking a thread if they want green
do you want the whole forehead to the carpet thing, or is it okay if I just suck your dick?
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>>31175607
Sure... but maybe in the next thread. This one is going to perish soon.
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I also wrote a little Tempest x Twi, set in the EqG universe. The premise is a little weird, but let me know if you think it's worth continuing.

>Conventional wisdom maintains that, before starting a story, you should ensure that everything is in its proper place
>You are Twilight Sparkle, and we’ll place you where you always are: timidly peeking your head out of a classroom, making sure it’s not too crowded so you can sprint downstairs to your lab before anyone sees you
>Hugging your books tightly against your chest, you tear-ass out of the Biology room, head bowed as you plow madly ahead towards the stairs
>Unfortunately, the whole “running full-sprint while staring at the ground” strategy turns out not to be your best one
>You plow head-on into Ms. Harshwhinny, nearly knocking the poor woman down two flights of stairs
>She manages to catch herself before she falls, managing to hold onto a manilla envelope clutched under her right arm
>Her face twists in fury
>”Ack! You unprofessional little ruffian! What did I tell you about— oh, Ms. Sparkle.”
>Her expression softens when she sees you; for someone who prides herself on professionalism, she’s pretty bad about showing favoritism
>Which is probably a good thing, because she’s like the closest thing you have to a friend here, as pathetic as that is
“I’m s-so sorry ma’am! I w-wasn’t looking and, I, uh…”
>You let out a terrified squeak, backing a few steps away from her
>But Ms. Harshwhinny takes you by the elbow, marching you down the hallway alongside her
>”Nonsense! Mistakes are made, even by my *top student*.”
>She can’t keep the pride out of her voice when she says that
>”And, in fact, I’ve been meaning to speak to you! After all, your freshman year is coming to an end, isn’t it?”
“Y-yes ma’am.”
>”That means you’re probably pretty desperate for a service project, eh? Can’t advance years without one, you know.”
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>>31177025
>”That means you’re probably pretty desperate for a service project, eh? Can’t advance years without one, you know.”
“I’ve b-been having some trouble f-f-finding one…”
>Actually you’re just too scared to call anyone
>The idea of speaking to a stranger on the phone is enough to send you into fits of hyperventilation
>”Well, I’ve got good news! You see, Crystal Prep is trying to change our imagine of being a stuck-up, elitist school only open to those with the funds available to pour into fancy plaid skirts.”
>Harshwhinny clears her throat, clearly quite proud of the upcoming idea
>”So, we’re going to start sponsoring underprivileged, qualified students! Full-ride, housing, and plenty of press opportunity!”
“That sounds, um, r-really cool! W-what does this h-h-have to do with m-me?”
>Harshwhinny pulls you close, dropping her voice to a confidential whisper
>”Listen, Twilight. This girl, she’s not from anyplace like Canterlot. She’s the child, and formerly military leader, of a ravaged, war-torn, desolate place.”
“Yemen?”
>”Detroit.”
“O-oh…”
>”We’re rescuing her from life amongst the roving Detroitian gangs and cancer-causing toxic haze, and bringing her here! But I’m a little worried she won’t be able to adjust. So you’re going to be her guide!”
“G-guide?”
>”Exactly! But we can’t have it seem like you’re babysitting her. Terrible for press. So you have to keep this under wraps, okay? Befriend her, help her integrate, and, um…”
>Harshwhinny smiles nervously
>”Keep her out of trouble, okay? Life in Detroit can be pretty rough, and she might, um, need some help with the adjustment.”
>A thousand terrifying images run through your head, most of them involving some shadow-girl forcing you to do delinquent stuff, like riding your bike past midnight, or never returning your library books
“L-like what kind of help?”
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>”I’ll leave that up to you! Shouldn’t be a challenge for my *star student*, right?”
>She pats you on the back, flashing you a confident grin
“Um… n-no! Not at all! I t-totally got this!”*

[You don’t got this, totally or otherwise.]

>It’s Friday afternoon, 1:50 PM
>You’re waiting beneath Crystal Prep’s main gates, where you were instructed to meet this girl
>Harshwhinny gave you her file, but you were a bit too scared to actually read through it
>So right now it’s at home under your bed, and you have no idea what to expect
>Which is only making you that much more terrified; you don’t always make the best decisions
>Up ahead, in the main parking lot, a glossy black van pulls alongside the drop-off point
>The windows are tinted, so you can’t see the driver
>A door opens at the back, and from within the darkness steps girl whose impressive height— she’s got at least a foot on you, easily —is noticeable even from a distance
>Following some interior scientists’s instinct, you analyze her body in sections, starting from the top of her head:
>Her hair is a vibrant, rosy purple, cropped into a spiky mohawk that runs in a spiky longitudinal line down her scalps
>When she turns to face you, can see her eyes are hard and calculating, and a thin scar trails its way across one of them
>She’s not wearing a crystal prep uniform; instead, she’s wearing what you’d swear is some kind of battle-armor cosplay, all dark plate with a pouch-laden utility belt
>Her arms aren’t there
>They terminate at the elbows, in rounded scar-tissue that she makes no attempt to hide
>Normally, that fact would probably bother you; but you’re in analysis mode now, and your brain simply processes it as the girl begins towards you
>She’s built like a whipcord, all slender muscle and poise, and carries herself with a killer’s grace, the remains of her arms swinging confidently at her sides as her boots thud on the ground
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>>31177042
>You suddenly feel the glass of the front doors at your back, and realize you’d been retreating from her the entire time
>As the girl approaches you, she barks out in a voice as polished and sharp as a well-mainlined knife
>”You, lieutenant! Report!”
>Her voice slams into you as if it had a physical presence; you cower
“W-what?”
>”Report! Find your commanding officer, and report to her that Commander Tempest Shadow, of the Storm King gang, has arrived!”
>She halts a few feet from you, standing rigid with one stump raised in a half-salute
“C-commanding… what?”
>”The conditions of this operation are terrible! Alert your commanding officer! I don’t feel like getting shot at when I enter your educational compound!”
“It’s, um… a school…”
>”I understand what this building is. Now alert your commanding officer. I wish to be granted amnesty”
“I, um…”
>Oh, you are so, so not ready to handle this
“You can t-talk to the p-p-principal later. I was supposed to, uh… t-take you to lunch.”
>Tempest raises an eyebrow
>”Lunch? I could do with food, I suppose. But if you dare try to poison me, my vengeance will be swift!”
>She bares her teeth at you to show she means business
“R-right! Um, uh…”
>You step inside, your legs shaking slightly, and hold the door for Tempest
>Tempest follows you in, the *whomp whomp* of her boots on the ground echoing through the school’s arched halls
>”This facility is quite strange. How could you possibly defend it against an invading force? A pack of Mad-Jons could easily storm those windows. I’ll speak to your commanding officer. She’ll be incredibly pleased to have a competent soldier onboard, I’d imagine.”
“I, um… y-you do know you’re here f-f-for school, right?”
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>>31177067
>”Hmph. I was hoping to learn strategy from some of the most esteemed minds of Canterlot. But here I see you would hardly be able to defend yourself. Unless…”
>Tempest gives you a sly sideways glance
>”…there’s some trick to this place, isn’t there?”
“Uh, I guess you c-could say that.”
>Tempest grins
>”Keeping your secrets. A good lieutenant. But…”
>Suddenly, before you can so much as blink, she’s in front of you
>”I want you to be aware that I could *easily* take your secrets if I wanted.”
>She advances, pressing you up against the wall
>Even without arms, she seems to pin you by presence alone, stepping closer until her chest— the rounded contour of her breasts physically present even through her body armor —presses up against yours
>She leans in close, so close that your noses are almost touching, and her hot breath washes over your face as she speaks:
>”So don’t you dare think of crossing me, small lieutenant. Because I could crush you in an instant. I’ll make you surrender in ways you never even thought were possible. Never forget that.”
>You gulp, clamping your thighs together
>”Are we understood?”
“Y-yes…”
>Tempest steps away, grinning
>”Excellent. Now, you mentioned food?”

>You walk Tempest up to the cafeteria, still shivering violently
>A few students pass you, and each one balks when they see her
>”They stare at me with awe. It is good of them to greet me this way. I’m sure my reputation precedes me.”
>Heads continue to turn as you walk her through the line
>”What is all of this? Why have you prepared a feast? What victory are you celebrating?”
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I just realized "Katawa Shadow" is a way better title. Oops.

>>31177078
“A feast? It’s j-just nacho day… they’re not even that g-good…”
>”Not good? This is real meat! Don’t tell me you Canterlot folk eat like this every day?”
“Thankfully not.”
>You slop a greasy pile of chip-cheese-meat good onto a plate for the both of you, and walk Tempest to an empty table at the far side of the room
>Whispers are already spreading, and you hear a couple snickers as she walks by
>You catch the tail end of someone’s joke, something about “…giving birth on a landmine”
>Tempest, it’s easy to tell, catches it too
>She freezes for a moment, glancing sidelong at the table, where a squadron of crew-cut, blazer-wearing prep-clones are trying to keep straight faces
>Internally, your heart just about drops into your stomach as you prepare for her to freak the fuck out
>She’ll probably try and bodyslam one of them, or worse, pull out a knife and go Juggalo* on the entire crowd of them

*[The joke is that ICP is based in Detroit. Which is despairingly fitting when you think about it.]

>But she doesn’t attack them
>Tempest turns her head away from the table, holding her chin high as she marches back to the table
>When you take a seat across from Tempest, you notice the permanent scowl on her face has deepened
>From a few tables away, you hear someone make a really, really bad Darth Vader joke, so bad that it’s not worth including here, and the table erupts in laughter
>Every time you glance up from your nacho-pile, students on all sides of you immediately glance away, hiding snickers
>Tempest clamps her teeth around her lip
>She drops her arms to her sides, as if trying to hide the stumps beneath the table
“I’m, uh… s-sorry about them.”
>She doesn’t respond
“D-do you need help, um… eating?”
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>>31177091
>A flicker of pain crosses across Tempest’s face
>”I’m no longer hungry.”
>Tempest stands up from the table; she still holds her head high, but stares off into the distance, unable to look at anyone else in the room
>”Inform your superior that I am departing. I find this institution is… not up to my standards.”
>She turns and marches towards the door
>You run after her, grabbing her by the shoulder just as she exits the cafeteria doors
“W-wait! I, um…”
>”What? You heard what I said. I’m leaving.”
“But, uh… downstairs! I have some of the, uh… s-secrets you wanted to see earlier! And there’s food down there too, if y-you want…”
>Tempest freezes
>Though it’s muffled by the armor, you can hear her stomach rumble
>”Food— I mean, secrets, huh?”
>She straightens up, forcing herself to adopt a confident grin
>”I would like to see these secrets! Take me to them, immediately!”

>You lead Tempest downwards into the basement, stepping carefully in the poorly-lit halls
>She moves like a natural, though, gliding almost like a, well, like a shadow, alongside you
“I’m s-sorry about what happened back there…”
>”Sorry? There is no need to be sorry. The mewling of my inferiors does not concern me.”
“Still, it isn’t c-cool. Sometimes I feel like this entire s-s-school is just a hivemind of f-f-faceless, unruly minor characters.”
>”I think ‘inferiors’ summed it up well enough.”
“Their c-comedic ability is definitely inferior. I mean, did you hear [the unmentionable Darth Vader joke]? Is that the best they can come up with?”
>Tempest grins, for real this time
>”If these students fight as badly as they joke, then it’s a wonder Canterlot is still standing.”
“Oh, d-don’t worry, they can’t fight. Usually f-f-fights end with both s-sides threatening to call their dad.”
>”Ha! The last person who tried to use their dad against me ended up an orphan!”
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>>31177098
“H-h-h-ha… ha? G-good one, Tempest.”
>”It was a good fight indeed!”

>You scan the fingerprint lock on your lab’s door, and let the two of you in
>Inside, the rim is lit by the dull orange glow of the mini-accelerator you built during your first semester, giving the place a vaguely firelight feel
>Tempest leans against the wall
>For the first time, she seems to relax a little bit, sliding down the wall until she ends up sitting on the floor
>”This place. I like it.”
>She tucks her legs up against her chest, resting the stumps of her arms on her knees
>”Reminds me of home.”
>You sit across from her, cross-legged in computer chair
>Vaguely, you get the idea that you should be a little scared of being in a small, remote room with Tempest
>But the sense of danger from her has faded
“Is… is home a p-place you’d like to be reminded of?”
>She shrugs
>”It’s all I ever knew, ’til I came here. I wasn’t expecting Canterlot to be so… clean.”
>She chuckles
>”It’s a little overwhelming.”
“I c-can imagine. I can’t even imagine w-w-what your home is like.”
>”Clown gangs, sub-nuclear warfare, and War Boy raids, mostly.”
“S-sounds like a b-b-blast.”
>Tempest grins, stretching
>”It’s not bad. Kind of like a giant game, when you get used to it. And I was *really* good at it.”
“W-why’d you leave?”
>”To study the strategies off--"
>Tempest stares at the ground
>"To be honest, I don't know."
>For a moment, the room is filled with only the accelerator's gentle hum, broken only by a faint gurgle from Tempest's belly
>A pink flush creeps into her cheeks
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>>31177123
"Oh! R-right. I've got some sandwiches in here..."
>"Wait!"
>You glance back at Tempest
>"I... you don't have to feel obligated to provide me with anything. I'm perfectly able to take care of myself."
"Y-yeah, but..."
>You grab two PBJ sandwiches (your mom makes you one every single day, and you usually end up forgetting to eat) out of a set of cabinets and take a seat next to Tempest
>She's blushing pretty hard now, and it only gets worse when you hold the sandwich out for her to take a bite out of
>"I... I usually have an aide to help me with food. If not, I can get by using my feet. I can take care of myself, I assure you. You do not have to do this."
"I k-know I don't."
>You hold the sandwich up
"But I w-want to."
>That seems to take Tempest aback
>"Why?"
"I... I guess I don't know, either."
>Tempest's eyes lock on yours
>And she smiles
>"Understood."
>Slowly, she leans in and takes a bite out of the sandwich, chewing ponderously
>"It's... it's so sweet..."
"P-pretty good, huh?"
>"It's delicious. You eat these every day?"
"When I d-don't forget."
>"What did I do to deserve this kind of luck?"
>Tempest leans in, taking another bite, then another
>She seems to avoid looking at you as she eats, but that analytical part of your brain does notice that, every time she leans in for another nibble of sandwich, she scoots just a little bit closer to you
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>>31088945
>Unlike her parents, they were 'always' interested in what was going on in her life
not canon. theres no way they can retroactively say they were there for scootaloo during all those previous important moments of her life. the very best they can do is say the aunts only just arrived right after dashs parents "adopted" scootaloo, and even that would feel contrived as fuck.
not to mention the elephant in the room of them adding an openly gay couple to the show. hasbro doesnt want that sort of political affiliation since theres no way to do so without it becoming a stance on the issue. theyre smart enough to avoid it altogether.
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>>31177179
>By the time she's finished, Tempest is sitting just close enough that her shoulder just barely touches yours, and her the stump of her arm comes to rest against your elbow
>The accelerator shifts through its preprogrammed cycles, hurtling a burst of protons into a circle around its fiber-glass center
>As a result, soft yellows and oranges flicker across the room, throwing dancing shadows up on the wall
>And though the basement is always a little drafty, the heat of Tempest's body next to yours is enough to make it feel *almost* toasty in here
>"This place isn't so bad, I guess..." Tempest mutters
>You're tempted to agree

Will probably have more on this, if people think it's worth continuing. Hopefully the concept isn't off-putting.
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>>31177207
This is absolutely absurd in a good kind of way. Although every time Stumpest talks I read it in Miller's voice.
When does she call Twisci boss?
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>>31085764
T. Twidash fag, why must you wound me in this way?
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>>31177187
Dude, this is the same show that gave Twilight a brother out of nowhere and confused Rainbow's talent for her job.
https://youtu.be/Vp5n332OoAk
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>>31177415
>confused Rainbow's talent for her job
When?
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>>31177450
Magical Mystery Cure
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>>31177207
Twi and Fizzy kitbashing prosthetics for her together when?
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>no hooves is ded

Not big surprise.
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What?
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