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Anniversaries Edition

ITT:
>We discuss current, finished and upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art

List of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/
List of related content: https://pastebin.com/wBcuNdpx

Read this advice first:
https://www.anonpone.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice

>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160199
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160202
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/10160203
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/10160205
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/10160997

Remember: Celebrate!

Previous Thread: >>31093738
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>last thread
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Twilight is best pony
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>>31129391
At this point I have to wonder if there is some ulterior motive behind the new thread never getting made on page 10 anymore.
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>>31129423
Holy shit that response shit was cringy
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>>31129441
what response shit?
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>>31129435
They don't want anyone to "fix" all the retarded changes they made to the OP without asking anyone.
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>>31129435
I am starting to wonder the same thing. Maybe it's to keep Cainart out of the op. Which is kind of pathetic if that is the case.
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>>31129444
>responding to obvious bait
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>>31129463
>responding to obvious bait
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>>31129448
I think the trend predates the changes to the op.
>>31129453
This seems more likely as it would have to be some plot hatched in the club to happen every time. But at the same time they have got to realize it just makes the cainart posters look good in comparison to them.
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>>31129453
What's cainart?
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>>31129495
a forced meme
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>>31129495
Art made by Cain who is also known as Warlock. He has a really bad inferiority complex so he throws a bitchfit whenever anybody says they like his art or use it as an op image.
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>>31129529
Oh yeah I meant to ask last time this inferiority complex was mentioned.
Don't all qms have that?
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>>31129502
>>31129529
>>31129536
does this have anything to do with that ifag meme? i'm relatively new and i couldnt figure out what or who ifag is.
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>>31129552
Don't worry about that tumor.
You don't need to be in on every hip meme, just lurk moar, or look it up in the archives.
If you do look it up, don't bother giving your opinion on that cancer either, because no one cares.
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>>31129552
iFag was an anon who kind of grated on people because his poor grammar made him stand out. He was Warlocks biggest fan of both his art and quest and because of the inferiority complex Warlock developed a raging hatred of him and managed to trick most of us onto sharing that hatred for many months. I said a lot of things I regret.

The constant arguments caused a lot of people to give up on the general and run away to the discord and many qms gave up on questing because they no longer liked the general.
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>>31129586
where is the archive and what is moar?
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>>31129592
Moar means more.
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>>31129592
https://desuarchive.org
Not really sure when all the bullshit started. It was a few months before Darkest Hour started I think
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>>31129610
oic

>>31129591
so was it his grammar or was it what he said? my grammar is not the best, so will everypony get mad at me? i'd like to avoid that if possible.
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>>31129591
Warlock didn't trick anyone, he was just one of the people that openly complained about him while wearing a name.
I don't give a shit about Warlock or his opinions, but I still hate iFag and the living tumours that shat up the thread by sucking his dick.
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>>31129591
This is historical revisionism.
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>>31129621
Your grammer is far better than his was. Nobody will care.
Don't say everypony though. It's cringy as shit.
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>>31129629
The people who win are the ones who write the history books.
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>>31129591
This is probably the best explanation I have heard of what happened so far.
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>>31129619
Come to think of it does any other site archive /mlp/ or are we fucked if desu goes down?
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>>31129653
There are other sites, but even if they all went down, you wouldn't loose anything of value.
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>>31129634
why? they say it on the show all the time. and this thread is about cyoas which are "let's pretend we are ponies in the pony world having adventures" right?
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>>31129683
You sound new to 4chan in general, or at least this board.
It is highly recommended you "lurk moar" and develop a proper understanding of the local culture, customs, and etiquette, before you inadvertently start shitting things up while being too naïve to understand why people are getting pissed off.
If you are just pretending for attention, I implore you to stop being such a flaming faggot, and develop a personality beyond that of a brick.
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>>31129761
Lurking moar is a shitty meme.
>>31129683
But still. Don't say everypony.
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>>31129767
Your life is a shitty meme.
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>>31129767
If you think lurk moar is a shitty meme, it means you need to lurk moar.
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Fins, where are you?
It's been a while since I've lurked here.
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>>31129816
I have some bad news, anon.
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What is crossing the line in a lewd quest?

*Mares raping stallions?
*Mares raping little colts?
*Mares raping little fillies?
*Stallions raping mares?
*Stallions raping little colts?
*Stallions raping little fillies?
*Consensual booping?
*Consensual hoof holding?
*Consensual lovemaking in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?
*...While also staring into your partner's eyes?
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>>31129591
You failed to mention that ifag had a notorious track record of shitting up the quests he participated in via making terrible suggestions and failing to play the character to it's strengths outside of blatant idiocy

This stupidity overtaking the character is part of the reason the qms who had to deal with ifag hated him so much.
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>>31129835
>Stallions in a lewd quest
Aria gay or something?
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>>31129835
>Consensual booping
This.
Booping is cringy as fuck. The only quest to do it well was Nebula.
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>>31129835
>Consensual hoof holding
Anything beyond that is filthy degeneracy.
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>>31129844
>he fell for the iFag is a bad player meme
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>>31129848
How does it feel knowing that you are objectively the worst person on this horrible planet?
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>>31129844
That's not true at all. The guy was a little poorly educated but he didn't make constant stupid suggestions like you people try to pretend.
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>>31129848
How the fuck do you "do booping" better than anyone else when it's literally a boop?
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>>31129854
>He didn't witness it happening at ground zero

Reminder that we need to seek professional help if a teammate admits to feeling a little jealous of another teammate
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>>31129848
Oh right. I just remembered there is one bad thing they say about ifag that is true.
He's a faggot for his anti boop stance.
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>>31129848
Your life is cringy as fuck.
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>>31129873
Because it came from another planets culture. Booping as it is used by the mlp community does not exist in the show.
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>>31129882
I agree. I don't hate iFag like a lot of these people but his booping doesn't happen in the show shit is retarded.
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>>31129893
Fuck off, Shiny.
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>>31129552
I prefer to think of iFag as a good critic and a decent qm rather than the cancerous aspects of him.
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There a bigpone quest going on right now and you didn't notice anything

That's how low we sunk
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>>31129934
He was a good critic.
Wish he had more to say on the quality of the quests as a whole with things like pacing and writing quality but when a qm fucked up he could rip into them.
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>>31129987
Then link it fag.
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>>31129987
>people didn't notice something that's going on in another general

>>31129993
>>31128339
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Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>31129829
What?
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>>31130032
He's dead.
He was stabbed in an alleyway by a mugger, and bled to death before anyone noticed.
You missed his funeral, and his ghost was sad you weren't there.
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>>31130055
Damn.
If anyone has real info about him I would be grateful
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>>31130193
Got sick of CYOA so ended quest prematurely and left.
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>>31130193
That is real information. I wouldn't lie to you for my own entertainment. That's rude.
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>>31130193
>>30868783
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>>31129934
>Critic
When? His critiques invariably crumbled when anyone even so much as looked at them or when anyone asked him to elaborate.
>Qm
What the fuck? Is this a psyop?
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>>31130391
>When
The Custos Luna one mostly. He was able to explain in far more detail than anybody else why it was bad.
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>>31130428
I assume you are talking about the timeskip?
The sad thing is we then had people pretending there was nothing wrong with that skip just because he was the one who brought up how bad it was.
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>>31130435
>implying the custos skip was bad.
Oh no I can't go kill again right away.
Oh my I care so very much about princess Luna
I can't even remember the other problems people had with it because it was all a non issue.
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>>31130391
I think he ran/hijacked one or two shitty mini's that he didn't even finish.
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>>31130428
Link me this. I highly doubt this was any more cohesive than anything else that escape his drinking maw, but I am curious
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>>31130455
Almost everybody but you can tell it's a bad skip.
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>>31130502
I was just shitposting dude. Nobody is dumb enough to think that skip did not have problems.
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>>31130502
I don't think it's a bad skip.
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What's the link for sekrit. I want to go make content for them, and ignore the general completely.
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Reminder that ifag hated poly from genequest because she wasn't interesting

This alone is already a sign that ifag has shit taste.
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>>31130502
I don't really have much of an opinion on the skip itself but one thing I did notice is I think most people were expecting a bunch of shorter skips instead of a few big skips.
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>>31130549
I never said that. I didn't play genequest because I got autistic over her name not matching her profession.
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>>31130559
Then why did you play nebula?
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>>31130549
>Ifag reading a hijoquest

Doubt it. 0/10 bait.

Then again this means ifag and pissker are on the same tier of reader.
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>>31130549
But what is interesting in her? She is dumb emotional horse. She is your average MC without any outstanding traits.
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>>31130561
Well it was less autism over the name and more over the poor communication between qm and players that led to the name. I had something similar with our backstory in Do No Harm.
I think I should give them both another chance
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>>31130428
I miss Custos Luna
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>>31130604
Same.
But god he was right in every way about how terrible that timeskip was. I don't think it was worth dropping it over like he did but jesus christ what was the qm thinking.
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>>31130628
I don't think he knew how long the quest was going to get bogged down in training. I think it was supposed to he a war quest with a training prelued.
Speaking of which I still want warlock to make a prequel to Darkest Hour with Frosty Rime in training.
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>>31130573
Her background and how she has even fucntioned as an adult with her emotive outbursts.

She has the makings of a great character that the players regrettably didn't really pursue. When I was rereading it I was surprised not a single person thought to talk to the parents about the lied cutiemark and name.

This is way more interesting than shooting a dude with magic imo.
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>>31130764
>Her background
404
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>>31130540
https://discord.gg/QwEG2c
Come on in, Anon. We don't bite.
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>>31130822
>don't bite
You relentlessly bullied a man until he snapped from lack of consideration of his views.
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>>31130822
My post was just an empty threat, a cry for attention in an uncaring world. I didn't have any genuine plans to visit, otherwise I would have just gotten the link myself from an older thread.

>>31130921
However, you're making me want to go anyway.
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>>31130921
First off, you make it sound like Sekrit is all one person.
Second off, you can just block people you don't like
Third off, If someone can be bullied until they snap by someone typing in ALL CAPS then maybe they're just not ready to interact with the world. People have different and loud opinons than you, and if you disagree with them, they're going to respond. Get over it.
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>>31130803
Scientist parents? Scientist parents that tricked her for most of her life? A child psychologist who worked as a teacher getting hired by a shadow corporation for reasons unknown?

A lot of questions that weren't asked, basically.
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>>31131072
About what?
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>>31131072
Sure.
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>>31131072
How does that differ from an art quest.
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>>31131102
Small player pool then.
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>>31131102
That sounds gay. I don't want to do anything that requires effort.
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>>31131083
I take this back
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>>31129643
Yes, but it is lies. Or as another anon put it: >>31129629

The real story needs to mention this: >>31129844 because this: >>31129876 and this: >>31130549
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>>31130549

>Hated an MC because she was uninteresting
>But liked Frosty Rime somehow
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is it even worth it to run cyoas anymore? their popularity is over and down with at this point, right?
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>>31131287
Frosty rimes feeble dog mind was interesting in its own right, though. It's like pony Hodor with a slightly more impressive vocabulary.
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>>31131248
But the poly thing is objectivly false. He never said anything of the sort.
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>>31131287
I never hated poly.
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>>31131320
No, CYOA's aren't hip and in anymore. You're better off finding something newer to bandwagon onto.
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>>31131330
Hiji asked him in sekrit klub and that was his response
and no, no one else could understand it then, either.
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>>31131390
I really don't recall saying that.
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>>31131812
Drink, sing, dream, as if the wind was only just made for you!
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>>31131838
What's this CYOA about?
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>>31132324
Going through space to warn our country about a battleship.
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>>31132356
A Space battleship?
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>>31130921
>You relentlessly bullied a man until he snapped from lack of consideration of his views.
Again, that is historical revisionism.
What really happened is that ifag relentlessly bullied Warlock until he snapped, and then got banned as punishment for it.

Warlock never snapped back. He's still fucked up.
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>>31132401
That explains so much about warlock.
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>>31132396
I want a damn battleship. How many space commies do we need to kill to get one?
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>>31132422
Whatever number the last two digits of this post are.
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>>31132422
3.5
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>>31132401
That's not entirely true. Cain seems mostly fine now. He talks in sekrit, plays DnD, engages in arguements like everyone else, even if his opinions are wierd and russian.

I think you just want to think you had some lasting impact /cyoag/, that you hurt him back for hurting you when he left.
He's not hurt, just regretful that he bothered wasting his time on you.
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>>31132446
Best edition.
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>>31132592
Second best imho.
5, 3.5, 4, 2, 3, PF, 1.
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>>31132637
Unusual to see somebody put 3 so far from 3.5.
Glad to see somebody who can tell pathfinder is such a step down.
I think 5 is the worst of them all personally but that's mainly because of advantage.
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>>31132715
3.5 fixed most of 3's issues. Most people that like 3.5 and dislike 5 do so because they don't like having one mechanic do multiple things, so what you say fits. 3.5 has tons of specific mechanics. 5 tries to get by with just a few flexible ones.
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>>31129423
>cZiZwT/N161
What's so special about this new QM, again?
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>>31132774
What's wrong. Are you jealous?
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>>31132804
no, I'm just curious
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>>31132774
No rape. It's refreshing.
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>>31132814
It's ok to be jealous sometimes, as long as you're ok with being a loser.
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I got three ideas for Halloween quests:

>Safe haven
There's been some strange nightmares lately. As Safe Haven, a high ranking dreamwalker, your duty is to strike a nightmare and find out what's happening without hurting the pony who's suffering the nightmare. Hopefuly, without him noticing you passed by at all.

>Misty Riven
Misty Riven is a planeswalker who deals with his lifelong stroke of bad luck by singing with a spring on his step, but he broke his linking book by mistake and now it won't stop sending you to different planes.
Survive, for it is a terrible night to be cursed.

>(Older) Spike.
There's a forest that's so cursed this is getting silly . No it's not the Everfree there's other forests jeez . Spike must, by using his mastery over fire, natural resilience, find out just what's up with it and uncurse it already.
And hey, any treasure you find isn't technically owned by anyone!

Vote.
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>>31133200
Safe Haven sounds interesting. Dreams are fun.
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>>31133200
Misty rivin
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>>31133200
older spike.
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>>31133200
Spike
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I think I will be able to post and run frostbitten a lot more frequently now barring any conflicting plans or other issues. I wanted to make sure what I have is permanent and it looks like it more or less is.
Lets try for Saturday, and depending on how many players there are, Sunday as well.
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>>31133446
Be sure to post a quick recap so your players aren't lost.
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>>31133200
safe haven
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>>31133446
I don't play this but good for you
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>>31133446
Glad to hear things are getting better for you.
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>>31130233
Shit. Should've check anonpone.
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>>31133200
neither
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>>31133200
Spike. I want to see if anyone can write spike worth a shit.
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>>31134560
I don't see why it would be any different to the show.
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>>31134574
>I don't see why it would be any different to the show.
Because the show has taken a fat shit on spike on numerous occasions and banked his entire presence on cringe humor.

Do you even watch the show? You're gonna look at me and tell me spike at your service is acceptable writing ?
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>>31130193
I still lurk the threads every now and then, on the off chance anyone has a question or anything.
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>>31134696
>the joke
>your head
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>vast majority of this thread being about inane shit we already discussed and argued over and over again

I thought this place was slowly getting better, but it's the same pisspool it was last time.
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>>31134743
We're like the cosine. Up and down at regular intervals with no overall change from our average.
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Hi! How are you all doing this fine morning?
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>>31134976
Don't ever talk to me or my CYOA again.
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>>31135379
Penis
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Anal fisting
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Look at these cards.
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>>31135521

Damn abzan was hot back then
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Hey, I haven't had a chance to read this thread since it was made, how's it going so far?
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>>31135591
Just the usual shitposting and lack of actual CYOA discussion.
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>>31133200
Safe Haven, didn't even read the other two. I want this.
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I want to gut a talking Twilight doll and buy a Sugar Star and put them together and fuck it while she tells me about inane shit. And make a quest out of it.
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so what are some good light hearted cyoas where i dont have to read toooo much?
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>>31135615
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>>31135615
Sorry new guy, those don't exist anymore.
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>>31135631
why?? whats wrong with them??
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>>31135648
Nothing, I still hold out hope, but all the content creators that make those kinds of cyoa were driven away.
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>>31135674
driven away?? does this have something to do with that ifag guy??
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>>31135615
Wide opem skies is mostly lighthearted.
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>>31135716
No. Too many pedophile quests.
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>>31135739
One. There is one currently running quest with foalcon.
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>>31135739
what??? isnt this illegal???
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>>31135631
>>31135674
Fuck off with this pessimistic bullshit aimed directly at newfags.
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>>31135856
Don't worry, it's just me, but as hard as I may try, nobody even suspects I'm just shitposting/trolling...
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>>31134743
It was, but me and the few other posters that still bother need backup guys. Every time there's a lull in posting it reverts back. That whole 'be the change you want to see' thing was working, for me anyway.

The real question is if anybody cares.

>>31135716
Yes, one if several factors but yes, check the archives and never mention it again.
>>31135824
Now i think you're trolling or getting trolled, stop that and/or lurk more.
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>>31135867
I did smart guy, the rest were ignoring you. Also trolling is against the rules and reminder, you can report things.
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>>31135871
It's because surprise surprise the people that killed this general are the ones who ran off to secret. They hear things have improved so they come back and shit it up again.
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>>31135892
I disagree
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Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>31135899
I dunno. I think he might be on to something. Things do always get worse after they get better.
I'm gonna need the cycle to continue a few more times and for me to pay more attention to come to a real verdict myself though.
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>>31135888
Well go ahead and report me, I don't think mods will do anything.
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>>31135932
Honestly, a lot of it has been just one autist trying to steer things in a better direction, Ive noticed it happens when that guy's not around it's why I need backup, I know how arrogant that sounds, but I'm nothing special, anyone can do it
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>>31136000
HOLY SHIT nice trips
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>>31136004
It's just moralfaggotry, there's no point in arguing with it, because they don't care about your views on the subject. Bitching and whining that moralfags are bitching and whining just shits up the thread even more, especially when they aren't even bitching about it.
Fuck off.
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CQ would still be shit if every character was of age.
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>>31136084
Some of the stuff later in the quest was a bit iffy yeah. I don't think it would be outright shit but people do forgive it a lot of flaws sometimes.
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>>31136097
The art style alone is just awful and it has never gotten better over the years.
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>>31136101
It has flaws but the art is not one of them. It's fucking fine.
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>>31136000
I try sometimes, but I've really grown to hate most of the people who are left here. They're too retarded for their own good, or just like being angry.
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>>31136101
I don't like the style, but style is subjective ya know.
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New thread!
>>31136120
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>>31136112
t. CQ-fag
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>>31136119
Or maybe we just aren't as easily triggered as you.
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>>31136119
Yee, it's those professional internet arguers, but if you don't engage them and have fun, or have real discussions, then people who aren't them post too
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>>31136119
I get it though, it's an uphill battle at this point. What with this guy here.
>>31136138
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>>31136146
If you don't get angry, QMs and players won't abide bye the rules.
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>>31136161
bye
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>>31133414
>Wanting your MC to be a lesbian
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>>31136161
They don't abide by the "rules" when you get angry either. They just sperg out and shit up things even more.
People got angry at newfags being newfags at the beginning of the year, and look what happened. Everyone got pissed off and a bunch of people left, while the retards stayed and try to convince what's left that the QMs and the big bad sekrit circlejerk are out to get them.
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>>31136185
Twice the vagoo. I don't see the problem here.
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>>31136204
How are you supposed to impregnate your waifu and raise a happy family if neither of you have a penor?
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>>31136202
This, also now would be a great time for a horse question, any horses around?
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>>31136213
Insemination magic!
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>>31136214
What's the point in being alive, Anon?
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>>31136222
Is there anything magic can't fix?
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>>31136232
There really isn't one, but this has helped me appreciate being alive more.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existentialism
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>>31136246
So far, only manes.
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>>31136232
I bet Doxel has an answer to this.
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>>31136185
I said that because the first person we met just happened to be female. If it was a dude I would have flirted just as much.
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>>31136213
It's a sci fi quest. Advanced technology.
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>>31136263
That was kind of dumb really.
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>>31136304
Robo daughteru when?
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>>31136202
>replying to obvious bait
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Looks big huh, well it's actually just Whispen stand next to one of the galaxies in Luna's mane and tail.
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>>31136356
Whispen a small. A small!
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>>31136306
Yea, they could have just had Twilight and Glim Glam in Philydelphia for a magic conference or something rather than going through all that.
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>>31136375
They could have just said it's more trixies area.
Still better than I can't use my magic on equestrian citicens in the comics.
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>>31136356
>>31136368
ASmalllll! The truth is out.
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>>31136404
FUNNY MEME XDD
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>>31136409
Thanks anon, glad you thought so. It's nice to see you loosening up and appreciating others having fun and doing something silly that makes them happy.
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>>31136472
DO IT AGAIN! XD
AGAIN!
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>>31136496
Here's an idea, how about you try coming up with something that people will enjoy, rather than just being an insufferable cunt shitting on the good times other people are having. I've got to go now, but I look forward to seeing what you come up with : )
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>>31136496
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>>31136549
You're right. If only everyone was posting more of the same old meme instead of coming up with new things, /cyoa/ would be saved. And you're right to blame me. It's not your job to come up with something new. It's only mine. Yours is to repost small mares and nothing else. It's much easier after all.
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>>31136674
You're very stupid and I'm not going to waist anymore of my time indulging you by pointing out all the things wrong with what you said. Though I will point out that 4chan is more than one person, since you singled me out The rest is mostly you moving the goal posts and implying things never said. Please kindly fuck off and find somewhere else to spread your misery.
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>>31136784
Hm, gotta remember that the next time I run out of arguments, thanks hun.
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Can we have a new thread please? This one is depressing
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>>31136914
No escape.
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>>31136929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT6vqeL-ysI
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>>31136674
I agree on some level.
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>>31136784
I never say anybody move a goal post.
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>>31137205
*never saw
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>>31137205
I never say "pineapple pizza tastes good."
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>>31137244
Fuck you, the juicy sweetness of pineapple on pizza is a great contrast to the savory rest of the pizza.
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>>31137254
I disagree.
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>>31137254
I agree
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>>31137280
I disagree

>>31137281
I agree
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>>31137254
I neither agree nor disagree.
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>>31137281
I disagree

>>31137295
I disagree
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And with that display of autism the agree/disagree meme is now dead.
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>>31137319
I disagree
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>>31137205
Really, all I was saying was that instead of shitting on the other posts they should try coming up with something new.

Everything else was implied out their ass.
>You're right. If only everyone was posting more of the same old meme instead of coming up with new things, /cyoa/ would be saved.
That's the exact opposite of what I said.
> And you're right to blame me. It's not your job to come up with something new. It's only mine.
Never said that
>Yours is to repost small mares and nothing else. It's much easier after all.
That was just annoying because he's implying that's all me and the others do, when me and the other edit anons come up with new things all the time.

Plus why should it even bother them when 3 other posters like to see cute and silly pics that make them happy to see.
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>>31137343
I agree
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>>31137357
tl;dr
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>>31137368
never mind,I agree
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>>31137357
Whispenposters do have a tendency to become obsessed.
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>>31137357
>CYOA Discussion
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>>31137392
I disagree.
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>>31137445
I don't care
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>>31137470
I agree.
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>>31137403
>trade art
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>>31137512
That's what we tell the public, so they keep sending us money.
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Ya know what, forget everything I said earlier, this anon is right.
>>31136119
There's too many people here now who just want to be angry, argue in circles about the most inane shit, and tear everything left of the old thread culture down out.

I don't care.
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>>31137660
>Ma thread culture
Wanna know how I can tell you have nothing of worth to say.
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>>31137567
Nobody sends money or art anymore though. I think you need to rethink this business strategy.
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In medias res: interesting hook or hackneyed, overused trope? In general, obviously, if you try hard enough you can cock up the execution of even the best of setups. Has anyone ever successfully avoided a time paradox starting in the middle of a quest and then flashing back?
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>>31138341
That sounds hard to do.
Prequels are doable thiugh.
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>>31138341
I can only think of two CYOAs that did flashbacks.
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Which quest poner would you like to see fanart of with a cock in their mouth?
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>>31138417
Frosty Rime but I can't be assed to look up the apperance info right now so Fleeting Grace.
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>>31137674
>muh meme speak
Back at you mongo.
that was supposed to say 'tear down everything left of the old thread culture out of spite' my appologies
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>>31138463
Gender - Female
Race - Pegasus
Coat - Light Orange
Mane/Tail - Dark Pink
Eyes - Magenta
Occupation - Journalist
Cutie Mark - Scribbled Notepad
Wheres that paperpone.
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>>31138485
I'm not sure if this is the full size image. Dropbox works poorly on phone.
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>>31138550
We're going to withness our mom's werefuta transformation for the first time. Tomorrow's the class trip, too. Seapony ovipositors, anyone?
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>>31138567
Well shit. I thiught this was dead and abandoned plans to catch up.
Oh well. I can do it later.
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>>31138591
Was I gone that long?
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>>31138604
A lot of people claimed you said you had canceled. I assumed you said something in secret or something.
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>>31138626
Wtf? Not me. I have been tossing out ideas in Sekrit but I never said I was cancelling anything. I was just taking a break.
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>>31138645
Somebody posted that they weren't running their game anymore after your last session. They did it under anonymous so it seemed like you or a troll, if it wasn't a troll then I'm thinking it was that traditional art one.
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>>31138995
It's probably worth clarifying they didn't say what game they were talking about. People were just guessing.
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>>31139008
>>31138995
Ah. I guess that's one of the few downsides to not having an actual qm name for the game then. I wasn't aware of any of this either.
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What is the most overrepresented demographic in the cyoa playerbase.
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>>31139024
Now I'm going to throw some more wild speculation out there and guess it was this QM.


Are you still out there QM? I'd love to see another cyoa from you, I really liked your art. I forgot your name already though.
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>>31139049
retards
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>>31139049
You
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>>31139049
Pedos
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>>31139049
It seems to be either magic the gathering players or west australians.
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>>31139055
>>31139061
>>31139068
>>31139070
So we're all in agreement then, that's refreshing.
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Hey anon, I dare you to doodle a pony and post it.
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>>31139168
Oh yeah? I double dog dare myself to not do your dare.
What now.
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>>31139168
I wonder if that picture of fleeting grace with a cock in her mouth is happening?
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>>31139070
The abundance of mtg players is wierd. There is enough of us I felt comfortable linking to some huge mtg news in /cyoa/ once.
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>>31139181
I tripple dog dare you to not not do my dare.
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>>31139211
Is fleeting grace the type of pony to put cock in her mouth?
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>>31139220
Oh yeah? Well, I Quadruple dog dare myself to not not not do your dare.
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>>31139254
Please only go up a few more posts.
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>>31139253
Fleeting grace is a fucking pervert.
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>>31139256
Do you dare me to only go up a few more posts?
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>>31139262
Yes
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>>31139272
You have to say it, anon. Otherwise it's not official.
Say, I dare you to not take this too far and make "dare" a giant ass word in the next wordcloud.
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>>31139254
Ohhh Yea? Well I quintuple dog dare you to not not not not do my dare infinityno take backsies
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>>31139279
I dare you to not take this too far and make "dare" a giant ass word in the next wordcloud
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>>31139288
Well shit. Can't argue with that. I guess I have no choice.
I can only really do paperpones though, as I have no actual talent.

I'm a one trick paperpony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObpcGNCU944
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DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE

Now can we stop being fags and talk about quests?
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>>31139320
Tell me about this pone.
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>>31139322
Remember that time it looked like an entire thread was about Cain but really some faggot just did this.
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>>31139327
She's just a pone I designed at some point. She's not part of any CYOAs.
I didn't really think up much backstory for her. She's the mother of that fat one, Thick Whip, that was in that one mini I did, and she owns a bakery shop in the town they live in.
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>>31139322
I agree. Let us return to that riveting and insightful quest discussion we were having before these memers so rudely interrupted with their shitposting.
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>>31139358
What's her name?
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>>31139414
I don't think I ever bothered thinking one up for her. I might have had a few ideas for potential ones, but I've forgotten them by now if I did.
Names aren't really my strong point. Tossing a pone together and bullshiting a backstory is easy, but thinking up appropriate names for them is a hassle, and I don't really bother unless I have to, which is pretty much never.
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>>31136000
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>>31139358
>>31139358
This is a top notch poner, and your metaphorical balls are now even bigger for living up to that dare.

Especially when compared to all the shrunken balls of those who didn't.

>>31139443
Phosphorus Fizz?
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>>31139682
Thanks, but she's a baker, like with cake, not chemicals. I don't think Phosphorus Fizz would be an appropriate name for a baker.
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>>31139842
Running!

FTL sprites. Never again
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>>31139682
Here's a science pone I just made that might fit that name. I made her Cutie mark some red bubbles, but it's covered with her lab coat and wings.
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>>31139856
needs. moah. DAKKA!
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I just had an idea for a CYOA. A pony finds him or herself in another world. A generic fantasy world with elves, orcs, trolls, etc and ends up joining an adventuring party to retrieve a McGuffin or series of McGuffins in order to return back to Equestria.
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>>31139856
>actual custom weapon sprites
>actual custom ship
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>>31139985
That just sounds like a cliché /tg/ quest with the bare minimum number of changes to allow it to be posted on /mlp/ instead of /qst/.
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>>31140023
Well I just wanted to enjoy the semi-surrealism of a pony tagging along on adventures with a typical fantasy adventuring party.
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>New space quest already has a lesbian pedo MC
See, this is why we hate eachother
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>>31140088
one anon made a suggestion and you're starting shit?
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I miss the hay day of interesting cyoas with active audiences. It was such good times.

I wish I could start something fun, but I'm not a drawfag and there are so many text adventures now. Not that many people are left to play them anyways...
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>>31140134
I'll play your text quest probably. Unless it is a pedo war quest.
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>>31140088
Is it actually thing that already happened, or is one or two guys just making suggestions? If it's just people making suggestions, then voice your disagreement in the appropriate location where it'll actually have an effect toward the goal you desire, instead of just running to the general and shitting it up with your whining when someone says something that triggers you.
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>>31140023
>>31140081
Also I was thinking something like your typical Isekai story ie Re:Zero, The Familiar of Zero, Konosuba, etc but with a pony from Equestria instead of a human from our world.
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>>31140134
Then Learn to draw, or find some simple visual style to use. You don't have to make super amazing art with detailed lighting and colours.
You could try doing some simple vector art, southpark style, then you'd be able to move and adjust your characters without having to redraw them every time. Inkscape is a free vector drawing program you could use.
Hell, I'll even give you some chibi pones I made in the program a long time ago to play with if you want.
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>>31140233
Yeah, I've been considering buckling down and just practicing my pone drawing skills. I've got the set up for it (photoshop, tablet, etc).

Just hard to feel motivated when I can't help feeling that the days of cyoas are kind of petering out.
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>>31140211
To be honest I like the idea. A pony with elves and orcs and such sounds like a neat idea.
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>>31139889
I-I love her. Stop being so amazing for a minute.

The other poner looked like a soda horse to me. I was thinking of an oldtimey drink I once had but I messed up the name.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phosphate_sodaI

I still think it fits the science pone, I'm honered.

If you're in a poner making mood, we could use a sad fleetfoot, not to be greedy though. Or less selfishly maybe a Glimmy to go with all those Zodaponers.
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>>31140280
Oh yea, what if I said i dare you
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Anybody wanna miniquest?
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>>31140362
I'd say lightning doesn't strike in the same place twice.
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>>31140314
You could also do something like the Warhammer universe with lots of lore and such. Though I would try to make your own little fantasy creatures to add in the story. I have one you can use if you like.
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>>31140377
Just do it.
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>>31140377
sure. what is it?
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>>31140280
I feel the same sometimes. I think they might be petering out because there's not too many art quests these days, and they were the main attraction back in the day. Folks like looking at pretty pictures, but not everyone likes reading a novel's worth of text, and that's mostly what we got right now.
Try running a few short and fun art minis here. You'll get experience QMing, and you'll have a reason to practice your art. You'll get better if you do it enough.
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Let's begin
Do you want to use one of these characters as your MC or make a new one?
[Note, You will play as a teenager in this quest]

Also the MC needs a name.
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>>31140415
Why not both?
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>>31140415
The mule.
I'm physically incapable of thinking of a name, though.
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>>31140395
I agree, I'd love to see that, and I don't even care if the art is terrible, I still like seeing what people come up with. Stick ponies could even be fun.
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>>31140415
Mule.

Name: Daylily mccay

(pony first name donkeyish last name.)
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>>31140415
Mule, uh .. Flannery Oats?
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>>31140415
Unicorn of course.

Pointed Idiom
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>>31140435
I agree with your agreeing. I'd also be satisfied with stick ponies, but he should probably try doing something a little more detailed if he wants to get better. You don't build your muscles by lifting the minimum amount of weight. You have to lift heavier and heavier stuff to get swole.
Stick pones might be fine for a first try, though, just to get used to QMing.
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>>31140415
Tart Mulepunch Candy
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>>31140415
>talant
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>>31140415
Unicorn and his name should be Bristled Bicker
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>>31140415
Mule probably.

Little Note might be a cute name for her.
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>>31140415
New!
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>>31140621
And here's a sad version, where someone told her that her favourite thing was dead, and is never coming back, and also hated her.
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>>31140454
>>31140458
>>31140433
>>31140482
>>31140523
You are the mule Flannery Sweetoats McCay (Fanny for short)
You got picked on in grade school, for being a mule, asking too many questions in class, introducing yourself as Fanny..., which lead to you getting really good at venting in your diary. This helped you become a master of the pen and now the master of the school newspaper.

Now for our next order of business, Why are you in this adventure?

>You recently broke up with your colt-friend of 8 months 23 days and 10 hours... and these ponies you kind of know are helping you get him out of your head.
>You got lost and these ponies you've seen at school decided to give you a ride, before offering to take you along on a trip.
>You were lab partners in physics with one of the ponies and you were invited to come along on a trip with them.
>Other Player defined reason that most people agree on.
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>>31140629
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>>31140763
>You were lab partners in physics with one of the ponies and you were invited to come along on a trip with them.
Seems fine.
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>>31140763
maybe a mix of lab partners and the colt friend breakup one.
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>>31140763
lab-partners seems simple and nice.
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>>31140766
Wow!
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Next post might take a while, I have to go drive for an hour.
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>>31140929
You can draw while driving, can't you? What are you, a pussy? Only pussies watch the road like responsible adults, and don't endanger the lives of their friends and themselves by running an art quest while they're driving.
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>>31140929
okay. Drive safe Bath.

Don't be a skelabath
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>>31140929
...drive?

you mean like, a real human being? And Bath Water Hero
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>>31139358
Is the food at the bakery any good?
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>>31139856
Neat.
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>>31139985
Sounds like fun.
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>>31140929
Drive safe
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>>31140088
>16
>pedo
I know cyoa has a lot of people with a real hateboner for foalcon but I have never seen anybody consider 16 a problem before.
Does that mean Conquest is a pedo quest after all?

Also she has not really been confirmed as lesbian or into that chick. It's still up in the air.
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>>31140998
I should clarify I mean I have never seen /cyoa/ consider it foalcon before.
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>>31140998
She's actually in her 70s-80s if you go by when she was actually born.
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>>31140377
I woll in about an hour and a half.
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>>31141028
Will want one that is.
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>>31140958
Yeah sure, why not? Her kid probably wouldn't be fat if it wasn't. I was thinking about her maybe doing fancy cute food art, like pastries shaped like cats or squirrels or something, as her bakery's shtick.
She's a fluffy affectionate mother, has a generally positive outlook on life, and is mostly satisfied with her work and family.
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Welp, our first space fight is about to begin
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>>31140763
Definitely lab partners. Maybe a break up, but that seems less important.
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>>31140621
>>31140629
>>31140766

I fell asleep and didn't get to thank you, and tell you how great you are, and that if I had a cat I'd give her to you out of sheer appreciation.

Now that I've finally gotten some rest I think I finally can tell you that. Except not right now, right now I have to go back to sleep, I'm just so tired, but if I wasn't, I'd let you know how happy seeing your poners always make me.
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>>31141444
Sleep tight, anon.
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>>31140629
>and also hated her.
Was Darkest hour her favorite quest?
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>>31140763
Breakup.
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>>31141051
Good for her.
Now I am sad that the local bakery that did the best chips in town was gutted by fire.
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>>31140763
lab no breakup.
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>>31140813
>>31141438
If we are gonna go with lab no reason to add the breakup to it.
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>>31141687
Do you live in narrogin Western Australia? A friend of mine mentioned they had a bakery fire
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>>31141829
It seems unlikely that thats the only fire guttered bakery in the world.
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>>31141836
*gutted
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>>31141836
Yeah but >>31139070 said west ausfags are overrepresented in the playerbase which makes it more likely.
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>>31140782
>>31140813
>>31140866
>>31141438
>>31141678
>>31141721
You're riding along in a van with some ponies you barely know. Why? Well, it all started with the last semester. In your physics class you were randomly assigned lab partners, and yours was a mare named Hidey. You pretty much carried her through that class since she is... Well, really bad at math. During the last week your Coltfriend Cabin fervor dumped you because, "Over the summer I'm like gonna be vacationing at the beaches and well like we should see other ponies." Even Hidey knew you didn't take it well, so when she asked if you wanted to come along with her and her friends on a trip to stay in Hidey's famility's house over the weekend you didn't really ask about the details or care that you would be hanging out with the spooky kids. But here you are, this is probably going to be terrible for you socially but, you know, sometimes a mare has to just accept what she's given.

"Thanks by the way."
>"Eh, it's nothin. Besides, I'm just glad I have someone to talk to while Zeta and Milly are getting all lovey dovey." Hidey responds, keeping her eyes on the road.
"So, why are we going to a creepy mansion again?"
>"Well, the state is threatening to take ownership of it unless somepony from my family stays in it for at least one night out of the year. so, that's what we're doing."
"What does your family do again."
>"We're all lumberjacks. Heck I remember my dad saying, "Hidey, Jack'n is in our blood. I can't wait for you to grow up and help me harvest the forests." Until I got my cutimark that is. But even so, I can jack it, better than both my little brother and older sister."
>"Hidey, that's a lie!" The zebra shouts from the back. I've seen your sister handle wood and you brother jack'n, they're much better than you."
>"Oh fuck yo Zeta," Hidey responds.
>The batpony chimes in, "Oh, come on, we all know that even your little bro likes handling wood more than you."

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>"Milly...." Hidey whines, "Either way glad you came Fanny. You know, we've been going to the same schools since we were in grade school. I wonder why we never hung out."
These kids really arn't popular, always forced to kind of hang out together. You've actually heard a some rumors about these ponies which is that main reason why you never hung out. But your not sure if you should tell them or even just tell Hidey what you heard about her... though you might be able to make something up too...
Hidey looks down at the gas and groans.

What rumors did you hear about these ponies? what do you let them know you're heard?
(Note The rumors aren't necessarily true)

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>>31141939
Oh shit nigga it's an art quest
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>>31141935
>Until I got my cutimark that is.
I'm a little unclear. Is her cutie mark in wood?
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>>31141939
ugh Bath! why you do dis so late at night?!

Well there was a rumor once that she once was a colt and castrated himself to be a filly.
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>>31141939
let's not tell her what the rumor was and simply say that our circles were simply a bit different back then.

The rumor however was that she once mauled a fellow foal in the kindergarten at another school and might do it again if she were to snap. Obviously after knowing her that story is very likely just fiction.
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>>31141939
Tell them that we like handling wood.
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>>31142001
Yeah I'm sorry about that, had to drive to fountain, which is a 320 minute trip This is probably the last post for the night, Right now I'm just setting up a picture for tomorrow since at the beginning things are pretty much predictable.
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>>31142028
I meant 30 minutes today has been long.
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>>31142028
>drive to fountain

is it this a cool retro diner place with cheap burgers and hip music along with great net access?
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>>31141939
ACute! Every last one of them A CUTEEE!E

Sorry, I have to go back to bed but I felt it was important to get that out first.
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>>31141935
Do we have even the slightest interest in mares?
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>>31142028
Awww it's bath.
I was hoping we had a brand new qm with a style similar to bath or at least a new qm had had bath draw a picture for them.
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>>31141939
>>31142022
Zeta and Milly have also gained a bad rep with some rumors to doing similar things as well, as a result of being friends with Hidey.
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>>31141939
I like Hidey and her colours.
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Remember, good Anons swallow
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>>31142766
Speaking of which is that Fleeting Grace shallowing cock picture happening?
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>>31138417
I'm starting to think this was never an actuall offer of art.
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>>31142830
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Twiburger quest when?
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>>31141939
I heard Hidey doesn't have any legs.
I also heard something about "pigeons from hell".
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>>31141939
Oh and I also heard that they smoke weed in that van that they buy from a diamond dog and a hippie. There's also a rumor that Hidey was dating the bat behind the zebras back.
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>>31143000
the rightburger
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Anal fisting
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Look at these carbs.
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>>31141939
We heard that Hidy’s Father is also an axe murderer on the side but don’t say that.
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>>31141939
I heard that in kindergarten she once ate a whole bottle of paste on a dare, then the school nurse quit after she threw up on her.
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>>31143778
What kind of nurse quits after getting thrown up upon? I would say that a foal's throw-up is nothing compared to the usual expulsions from medcial patients.
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Hey /cyoa/,
how would you transcribe the mount sound of Yoshi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVHtk3h7l0

I need to know for a quest, so it's CYOA-related.
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>>31143838
no you fucking don't
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>>311437
That's the disturbing mystery, why did the nurse really quit after being left alone with her?

Or maybe it was her first day, a lot of care workers quit after their first day, not so much nurses, but the kind that have to go through less training.
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>>31133200
Meant to say this yesterday, but I am going with Safe Haven. Gonna start soonish ITT.
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>>31144193
>tfw probably nobody else in this thread was around when we still had 6-digit-posts on /mlp/.
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>>31141939
I heard they practice zebra shamanic rights, but that the bat is actually the high priestess.
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>>31144299
US OLDFAGS AMARITE
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>>31144473
Shut up, I'll beat you 1on1 in UT99 and teabag you with my saggy old-man-balls.
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>>31144272

That sounds sweet, safe haven never got enough love
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>>31133200
>Safe haven
>Turning a greentext about someone's pony dream into a quest

You are literally Hollywood, you stupid faggot.
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>>31144542
>Tfw lost my image folders a while ago
>Tfw lost several SH pics that weren't up on derpi
>>31144553
I'll have fun and you can't stop me.
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>>31144580
Here's a Safe Haven dropbox that has a bunch of pics. You could check through there to see if it has any of the ones you lost.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/1x00kfasvtyhk1k/VTKBTbqsPK/Safe%20Haven#/
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>>31144553
Haha I'm going to have fun too.
>>31144603
Neat, thanks.
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>>31144670
I never said that you mustn't do it or that it would upset me severely. I'm just saying you're a stupid faggot, albeit a happy stupid faggot.
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Running.
>>31144783
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>>31143838
P to
It's not a good transcription but it's the best I can come up with.
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>>31145006
which of you faggots thought this was a good idea?
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*notices new quest* Owo what's this?

>>31145006
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>>31144542
Huh? Is safe haven from another quest?
Was misty riven also from one?
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>>31145045
>>31145049
>two people notice a new quest at once
>nobody noticed lost to the ages
Still mad.
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>>31145065
You should be happy. That means poeple actually took your complain at heart.
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>>31145045
>>31145049
It's already ruined:
>>31145094
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>>31145128
>a suggestion means it's ruined.
Vote for something else to make sure it's not rabid if you have shit taste
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>>31145128
>currently the only choice with two votes
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>>31145128
Is mario rabid kingdom invasion any good?
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>>31145065
I guess you could say it was lost to the ages
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>>31145082
Maybe.
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>>31144690
4chan, more than one person.
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>>31145357
I know. It's you and me. You make your posts, I make all the others. Well on weekends it's Dave, but Monday to Friday it's me.
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>>31145385
The weekend posts are shit. Fuck Dave.
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>>31145408
I wouldn't mind fucking dave. He's cute.
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>there are "people" who would prefer to play a pony than to play a mario race and interact with ponies.
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>>31145419
>>31145466
>>31145530
Now it's ruined
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>>31145583
Yep.
Especialy with a name like night shade.
I was gonna say koopa trooper because I prefered it over goomba but I voted Goomba because it was more popular and I really wouldn't want a bat.
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Out of all the possibilities, why goombas?
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>>31142049
As with all of my quests I leave that up to the players.
>>31141997
>>31142022
>>31142025
>>31142160
>>31143121
>>31143149
>>31143720
>>31144353
Throughout your life, you heard that Hidey's dad was an ax murderer that hid bodies out in the woods, and that in kindergarten Hidey tried to follow in her dad's footsteps and tore another kid up so bad that it made a nurse quit. You also heard that she was held back a year for that. You've also heard that these ponies sneak into abandoned houses and practice ancient Zebra summoning rituals with a ouija board and their mysterious multi sided dice.You also hear that they buy weed from diamond dogs and inject it while they preform their dark rituals.spooky... You also think you heard that Hidey was dating Mill Stone behind Zetabyte's back, which might make things awkward if it's true and something comes out of it during the trip.
You're pretty sure most of that is untrue though, I mean, you have heard a pony or two talk about them breaking into an abandoned factory, and you are headed to an old abandoned house right now.
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>>31145672
You decide to play it cool.
"I guess we just had different friends. By the way, what does your cutimark mean Hidey?"
>"Heh, I got it while I was playing hide and go seek. I'm really good and blending in and disappearing. Just like the great magician Driver Clopperfield!"
>"Don't let Hidey Try to mystify you," Zeta adds, "She's always hamming it up in theater club, with the magic."
>"Like you can talk about ham, Mister socks in my tights." Hidey teases.
>"I was just trying to give everypony in the audience a show."
Everypony in the van just kind of laughs.
Hidey pulls over at a gas station.
>"Hey, we're gonna stop for some malts before we head up after we rill up." Hidey announces.
>As Hidey is pumping gas a stallion starts talking to her, "I haven't seen you before, what brings you to town?"
>"We're just staying at the old log mansion." Hidey answers.
>"You best turn back, that place is haunted by the old ghost of old admiral Sawtooth."
>"My Grand Pee Pah, would never haunt the old house!"
>"It's true, you best head back!"
You're not sure if you should intervene.I mean this guy is kind of a douche, but you are in a small town... and you know what they say about small towns.

Just a mid day update, will pop ba
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Just a mid-day update, I'll do more later tonight.
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>>31145682
Well fuck it what's he gonna do about it?
We got any bits?
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>>31145682
What do they say about small towns?
Let them converse.
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>>31145846
God dammit I was excited for this one.
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>>31145682
Keep listening but don’t intervene.
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>>31145682
when did these hauntings start? Was the place always haunted?
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>>31146611
>>31146624
Running! Expect harder things in the nearby future
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>>31139856
These ponies are wearing funny hats. Is there a reason for it?
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>>31146897
I'm pretty sure those are their manes
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>>31146897
That's called hair, anon.
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>>31147005
>>31147040
Then why is the back of their head bald, if they have such large manes?
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>>31147046
Because they are in the military I assume.
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>>31147046
it's a military cut. Uniform manes.
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Is Ruby for sexuals yet?
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>>>/co/95975525
What cyoa should get a porn parody?
What porn parody should get a cyoa?
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>>31147249
I'm still mad about the fuckhandles thing
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>>31147054
So- The military style is a reverse mullet? Business in the back, and party in the front? And by party, we mean huge volume of mane that will definitely get in your eyes and not be useful for militarizing at all?
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>>31147260
what about it? that anons got them removed after the first few post with them?
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>>31145682
Flans a cute, I can picture her tapping her hooves on the side of the van there and saying what's the holdup.

What's with that crossed out letter on the van, bad spelling, or blood spattered demonic glyph?
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>>31147318
When Joyride called them fuckhandles there was a suggestion to ask Ruby if she agreed they would make good fuckhandles. Nobody objected to this and it had a few people second it.
But then for some strange reason the qm decided to bring out the willpower check mechanic he never uses for a minor bit of dialogue.
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>>31147260
I was a little annoyed by that as well but I am biased because it was my idea to begin with.
I have been meaning to get back into Colt Quest. What thread number was our mother revealed? That's where I fell behind
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>>31147408
>What thread number was our mother revealed?

thread 61
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29782196/#29785664
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>>31147255
I would have thought the inability to link to /co/ would be gone by now.
>>>/co/95975525
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>>31147448
Oh. I didn't know urls were convered into links.
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>>31147432
Thnk you so much anon.
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>>31147429

Vampony Halloween Special is up for tonight!
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>>31147474
Was selling the organ to the outside something that happened during the previous quest?
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>>31147522
nope
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Lewd Text will continue a little later than usual tonight, if I don't die on the way to Walmart that is. I need to pick up some beef jerky and kungfu movies I ordered.
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>>31147538
Aww I thought I could yell at the anons of yesteryear for selling it and fucking us out of scares.
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>>31147591
I just didn't want to make it easy on you. You can get an organ, but you'll have to track one down.
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>>31147606
The pink one. Of course.
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>>31147606
That makes sense. Organ would make it real easy.
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>>31147586
THEY DIDN'T HAVE MY FUCKING KUNGFU MOVIES!!! >:O
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>people actually wanting a lesbian character for their space quest
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>>31147944
I only wanted to try coming onto her because she was the first character we encountered. I would have done the same if it was a male shopkeeper.
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>>31148004
Lewd continues regardless of the lack of kungfu action.
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>>31147915
No Kung fu.
What a disaster.
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>>31141939
>three mares
>one zebra
where is this going?
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Fucking democracyfags get out of my federation.
Reeeeeeeee
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>>31148155
WTF I hate ivory stalks now.
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>>31148155
What's happening.
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>>31148420
One of the kingdoms of the high federation colapsed after the leader """fell in battle""" and the way the people decided to replace him was democracy.
We can't have a democraric province at our borders. It would give the people ideas.
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die monster die
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>>31148891
No escape.
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>>31145743
>>31145751
>>31145900
>>31145920
>>31147340
You decide to say out of this. Small towns like this one tend to have imbread supermutents that kill unsuspecting visitors with their banjos... or so they say.
>"Screw off buddy. We're staying no mater what you tell us about some goony ghost!" Hidey barks back.
>"Well don't come crying to me when you stupid kids wake up dead." The stallion groans back.
Hidey finishes pumping gas and paying before getting back in the van.
"What was that all about?"
>"Just some local saying the house we're staying in is haunted by my great grandpa."
>"That sounds like a mystery!" Zeta shouts.
>"Or one of those ax murdering sprees," Millay adds.
>"That's not funny, its just and old house, nopony's gonna die, and my great grandpa isn't haunting it." Hidey states.
Eventually you stop at the malt shop and order up some treats.
"Hey... by the way, I noticed something crossed out on the side of the van?"
>"I screwed up while painting it."Hidey states." "I got ahead of myself while writing and... let's just drop it okay?"
Eventually the unicorn about your age asks Hidey what you're all doing there, and when he gets his anser he like the stallion before starts talking about how the mansion is haunted and cursed.
"Nopony is haunting the mansion!" Hidey shouts.
>"Hidey calm down," Milly states, "Look, we just want to enjoy our malts, can you stop making my friend upset."
"Actually?... I want to know, just how long ago did the haunting start?"
>"Oh, thousands of years ago when the old admiral died. They say he haunts the house protecting his vast treasure buried somewhere around the grounds." The unicorn says.
>"Ha!" Hidey proclaims loudly, my great grandpappy died 30 years ago not thousands. Check mate!"

Is there anything else you want to ask?
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>>31149210
What's the meaning of life?
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>>31149210
tell us more. even if it's false it might make for a entertaining story with our malts. That is if Hidey isn't too upsetted by the story.

What can the stallion and/or Hidey tell us about the admiral anyway?
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>>31149210
Ask the stallion if these are just things he's heard from others or has he ever SEEN these hauntings first hoof.
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>>31149210
Change the subject and ask the stallion what's been going on in town lately. Any interesting action? or just a sleepy burg with a old manor.
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>>31149226
Fun.
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>>31149210
>Point Lookout reference
I see what you did there. Yeah yeah Hidey we all know the place isn't haunted. Probably some people got spooked and spread the haunting myth then the rest followed along with a herd mentality.

>>31149226
What are you trying to ask anon? Are you trying to get the unicorn to contemplate his life in this small town in his little job working in this malt store, to subtly explain how his life will amount to nothing and he'll work in this store selling malts with minimum wage until he finds another job in this podunk town that pays slightly better.
You trying to get this guy to realize that his whole reason for existing is to sell malts for a single instance and have him off himself with that pistol under the counter?

....Because let me tell you that that's a bad idea. Shame on you.
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>>31149272
>>31149282
What's the meaning of fun?
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>>31149210
I want to hear about this grandpappy. I'm not talking about the local legends. Also, treasure? That kind of rumor can attract some unsavory types.
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>>31149210
SO Hidey. Know anyone in town? Do we have any toilet paper? I don't know if an old mansion will have working plumbing or any toilet paper
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>>31149310
>>31149210
Speaking of treasure I hope we don't have to deal with any squatters in the mansion. That'll be annoying.
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>>31149210
do any of us have a map of the local area?
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>>31149210
How about you and me go out back and fuck like rabbits.
Ok don't really ask that.
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>>31149272
Didn't you hear. Acording to secret club fun is dead.
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>>31149282
I think you will find what's the meaning of life was a joke.
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>>31149210
I guess it has two hauntings associated with it.
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>>31149247
>>31149259
>>31149282
>>31149310
Computer locked up and I had to take a picture of my screen.
"Well even though it's not true can you tell us the legend anyway? Maybe something more about the treasure?"
>The unicorn looks back at you and blushes a bit, "But of course m'lady. Even though, I must say I see an even greater treasure right here hehe... Ummm uhh it goes old admiral Saw tooth was a privateer for Equestria and when his days of plundering the seas were over he settled down here in the mountains with his pirate treasure. Some say his greed from being a privateer never died and even when he did, his ghost wanted to hold onto the treasure so bad that his spirit still watches over his cursed treasure from a thousand ships! Of a thousand souls!"
"Have you ever seen the ghost?"
>"N-no."
>"My great grandpa was in the navy you dunce, He got out and used the money he saved up living in the barracks and a big loan to start the family logging company. He wasn't some pirate." Hidey corrects.
>"Even so..." The malt colt looks at you again, "I could always come keep you safe... If you need me, Just ask the townsfolk for Wet Blanket. Hu huu..."
"Right... Anything special happening in town?"
>"Not really. I heard something about them building a theme park but not much else."
You all finish your malts and drive to the mansion.
>"By the way, no electricity. All the lights are gas." Hidey announces.
"Please tell me we have TP... And toilets"
>"Yep right back here with our "special party supplies"."
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>>31149535
Let's start getting all of our stuff inside.
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>>31149535
Special Party supplies?
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>>31149535
>just got out off a relationship after your boyfriend dumps you
>then comes this guy
>he's not the bad looking, but that's not a complement
I don't know what to say. Roll your eyes at him and carry on? Get offended? Consider?
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>>31149535
Can you upload the original file once you get it fixed up?
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>>31149535
Maybe the admiral and hidlys grandfather are two seperate legends.
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>>31149535
Ask what is the real history of this place and grandfather that she knows of while we unpack.

Did she ever meet him while he was alive?
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>>31149594
Consider him maybe.
He does have a stedy job.
Or we could just have a one night stand to get our boyfriend off our mind.
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>>31149608
>>31149594
nah. lets not.
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>>31149608
Yeah no I think we're good. I mean look at him. Buck teeth, unshaved, our friend doesn't like him.
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>>31149535
we have to spend one night right? Where in the house will we be camping at?
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>>31149620
>>31149615
>>31149608
>>31149594
We already left the Malt Shop.
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>>31149535
Take a look at that “special party supplies”
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>>31149719
We can still go back tomorrow.
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>>31149595
No the file is gone. That's why I took a picture while I could.
>>31149730
You could probably ask them to stop by on the way back if you really want to.
>>31149586
>>31149593
>>31149607
>>31149657
>>31149729
You hop out and start helping load things into the old house.
"So, did you know your great grandpa Hidey?"
>"Naw, he died well before I was born. He established the family business though. Right now my uncle Paper pusher runs it since he is grandpa's first born and Dad, is the regional manager. Great Grandpa Sawtooth was a well respected admiral, like, I still meet old ponies sometimes that solute me and tell me that that my great grandad was somepony they respected and stuff."
On your way back to the van you ask, "So what are the special supplies?"
>"Well, my sister was going to spend the night, but then she flaked out after coming up here. So when my dad asked me to do it, he gave me something special for the occasion..."
"But what is it?"
>"Three cases of beer... and weed!"
"Noooo... Your dad gave you that?"
>"Yep! Cool huh? I mean. if like, you're cool with it. I mean, you don't need to smoke..."
"Uhhh... Hey, where are we gonna be in the house?"
>"Well, we'll probably hang out in the living room. You could try sleeping on one of the beds, but those mattresses are kinda old.I mean uhh. maybe we could sha-"
You hear something moving around upstairs.
"Did you?"
>"Yep, we're the only ones supposed to be here."
You both stare at the ceiling trying to figure out what you're gonna do. Zeta and Milly walk in the front door carrying sleeping bags and look at the two of you.
>"What are you guys doing," Milly asks.

Stopping here for the night.
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>>31149821
>the file is gone
Shame.
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>>31149821
Tell them there is a noise upstairs.
Our stance on the beer and weed should be fuck booze. Booze sucks but at least beer is the least horrible type.
Weed sounds great though
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You know I don't think the ship in Nebula was ever named.
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>>31149821
>>31149870
I'd go the other way. No smoke, just get buzzed
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>>31149870
>booze sucks
Okay, now kill yourself my man.
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>>31149870
>Booze sucks
yes
>but at least beer is the least horrible type.
no
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>>31149870
This except beer is the most horrible type.
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>>31149821
We're a straight edge mule and our parents taught us about the evils of weed and booze
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>>31150559
new thread
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>>31150511
>Spread Eagle Mule.




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