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Previous Thread >>31199402

>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.

Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0

Kid Icarus ROM Hack: An alpha hack for the NES Kid Icarus game.
https://filebin.ca/3NORheK9hIFr/hope.ips
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>>31274984
Satyrs are cute.
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>>31275213
they are ok
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>>31275213
Yes they are. Love family feels.
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If Bouy is like a shark and regrows lost teeth throughout her whole life, can she use this to scam the tooth fairy out of a small fortune, or would the tooth fair get wise to her tricks and stop visiting altogether after Bouy lost more than seventy teeth in less that a year?
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>>31275857
But Anon, Ding IS the tooth fairy. At least on Monday through Thursday shifts. Why do you think she always has fake wings on?

Pretending not to know what Buoy was doing would be against the rules.
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What if Broil or Simmer went dressed as monster hunters? No serious monster hunting involved, just a young little Broil or Simmer wielding toy swords or some other weapon and chasing their friends around Ponyville?
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>>31277579
They would be upset when the neighborhood kids want them to play the scary monsters and they be the heroic heroes
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>>31277579
Sounds cute.
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>>31278024
Annie is always a cutie.
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Nightmare Night in Ponyville!
If a satyr kid came knocking at your door asking for candy, then what would you give them?
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>>31278866
candy
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>>31278866
Almond Joy 'cause I need to get rid of it.
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>>31278866
>Satyr boy goes as Doctor Doom
>He goes to a sorority.
>they ran out of candy.
>College Mare shows her boobs
>Satyr boy looks upset
>"BE GONE STRUMPET! DOOM DEMANDS KING SIZE CANDY BARS!"
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>>31278866
Baked pumpkin
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>>31278866
Are they male or female?
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>>31279055
Your choice.
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So just in case I don't get this finished before November, have a teaser.
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>>31280067
spoopy
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>>31278882
What kind of candy? And would satyr like it?
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>>31278866

>Ding
reese's pieces

Melody
reese's cups regular pack

Misty
reese's cups king size
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>>31279767
The dick.
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>>31281028
>not giving them all reese's pieces
You want to upset them? Reese's pieces are the bomb.
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>>31282303
Because anon, Misty and Melody are big girls. They deserve a more adult candy.
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>>31281000
Think Pebble would enjoy jawbreakers?
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>>31282942
Too soft.
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>>31283018
How about a rock covered in chewing gum?
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>>31283540
Only if the gum is rock hard.
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>>31284833
Thats pretty cool. Asha Predator
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>>31283739
I miss Norman.
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>9
Is the board a little fast today?
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Sleepy satyrs.
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>>31286493
nah the thread is slow
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>>31287565
Thats a very lewd Blare.
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>>31287565
Cute!
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Boop.
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This year Hiki choosed the costumes, how was the halloween night for your satyr senpai?
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>>31288840
Would Bella even go knocking on doors? Or does she turn around and walk away if a human opens?
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>>31289052
nah they are kinda too old for that
this day is Bella's excuse for wandering around with sexy wrestling gear and show off her abs/boobs and maybe fuck arround with Purity.
For Hiki this is the perfect opportunity to show the costumes that she can create and maybe sell something.
Eri wish to stay in doors, but she's secretly happy that she can wear latex in public i mean, sometimes she does that, but in that night no one can say shit
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>>31289129
>nah they are kinda too old for that
What about a young Bella?
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>>31289148
>knock the door
>it's a human
>make a angry pouty face
>"CANDY!"
>get the candy
>show the tongue
>turn around
>Miss eri calls your attention
>repeat
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>>31289202
>Bella doesn't get much candy
>But Hiki is more than happy to share her candy with her sister
>They both end Nightmare Night with bellies full of candy and smiles on their faces as they go to sleep
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>>31289334
They are cute family kinda broken in the inside but cute
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what's the deal with Purity's dad? he exist at all?
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>>31291296
OneOverTwo here:

I always imagined him as a meek guy who is mostly unable to handle the attitudes of his daughters very well.

Also he got Purity into soccer.
(But gets really weird about it when you try to call it football for some reason.)
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>>31291740
>(But gets really weird about it when you try to call it football for some reason.)
Would many ponys really even know that? I guess it also depends on how many humans he meets too.
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>>31292485
It's usually not a problem.
Usually.

Mostly I'm keeping it as a reason for Pear to get injured (it was an accident, Purity expected him to be more durable & she's actually got pretty poor aim). Not sure if I'll ever manage to actually use it though.

Also I should've said that her dad passed that getting weird about soccer/football thing on to Purity.
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>>31291740

don't forget the shy mother
that anon has a rough life
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>10
Whew.
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These threads are barely hanging on a thread.
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>>31293369
Oh I won't.
He wouldn't have nearly as much trouble if Marble was less meek.

Basically ended up with the kids they're least equipped to deal with.

Good thing they probably live with the Limestone family, I guess?
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>>31293418
thats a good question, where they live?
i dont think the whole pie family lives in one big farm
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>>31293418
Probably all live on the rock farm, honestly.
Family business sort of stuff, and all. Those sorts tend to stay put.
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>>31293443
woah, must be really tight over there.
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>>31293463
Just figure that when they start running short on space, they build a new little house, or extend an existing one.

I would assume the satyrs stick with their parents out of convenience, and those families likely have separate homes apart from the main house where their grandparents, or whoever the current family heads are live.
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>>31293486
well it can work, as far we know Maud lives in a cave in ponyville.
So it's the salty pie and shy pie families.
Privacy sounds like a luxury tho.
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>>31291740
This suddenly makes me wonder... Have you ever drawn Anon before? I can't quite remember.
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>>31294023
Once.
Though the reason I don't draw anons more often is that I'm never sure how I should draw them or how detailed I'm "allowed" to get away with making them.
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>>31294302
>or how detailed I'm "allowed" to get away with making them.
Green and no face, that's about it. Body itself can be buffed as fuck or fat as hell or everything in between. And it can be so detailed that every artist in the world would get jealous, or just plain flat and simple.
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>>31294353
This I agree with. So long as the face is non existent and green that should be fine. But the rest of the features can be more defined. Like this cutie
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>>31294401
So should hair be a femanon only thing?
It seems that way, but I want to be sure.
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>>31294423
Pretty sure it's whatever, man. Though it is common for Femanon to have hair.
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>>31294423
It can be a guy thing too, help bring more variety to the anons. Doesnt have to be a female only thing.
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>>31294421
>>31294424
>>31294428
>>31294434
>>31294439
This looks like one of the weird porn games Funhaus plays but with anthro mlp characters.
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>>31294416
>>31294421
>>31294428
>>31294434
>>31294439
What in the everloving hell is this shit?
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>>31294446
>>31294444
Just report it and move on. Dont give trolls attention
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>>31294446
Whatever it is, it sure as fuck doesn't belong here.
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>>31294464
That does not include breaking the rules and posting literal garbage that is not the offspring of a pony and a human, Anon.
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>>31294475
>Giving this blatantly obvious trolls a (you)

Dude he will not listen to anything you say, even if we had a bible long set of rules he would still play semantics and find an obscure excuse to still shitpost. Any doubts that were had before of this person being a troll and shitposted can now be put to rest. As he cares far more about ruining the satyr thread than contributing any real content. Just report and ignore.

Also it is the 60th anniverasry of the Russian space doggo. So Laika thread?
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>>31294497
>>31274984
>A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child
What you're posting is not a pony and a human's child, it's just plain anthro, you shitposting retard.
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>>31294535
Refer to this post >>31294475
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>>31294561
"There are no thread specific rules" does not mean "There are no board specific rules" you underage shitposter.
Are you from /sad/ Perhaps? So mad over something that you feel the need to vent your butthurt on /sat/ and try to kill this thread?
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>>31294576

Okay, whatever. Thanks for helping me to better understand why your fandom is looked down upon by so many.

I'm just really glad that I'm not so weak and touchy that I don't throw an aspie shit fit over every little thing.

>Your life must really suck.
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So, now that we are on the anniversary of the Russian dog Laika. It's only fitting we talk about the satyr.

What are her asperations growing up and what does she want from life? How is her family life?
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>>31294684
How much is she into the whole mining thing?
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>>31294746
To her it's more work than fun. She spent most of her time as a pup playing and rolling in the dirt than farm gems. As an adult she sees it as a chore she avoids at all costs. But she does it when she has to. I imagine she looks stunning covered in dirt and sweaty. And can still hold her own.
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>>31294684
Does she know anything about the russian dog?
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>>31294904
Would knowing about the cosmonaut dog scare her due to the dog's fate?
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>>31295218
She'd no doubt have trouble sleeping because of nightmares the first few weeks. Poor Laika could not fall asleep unless it was in her mother's bed so she knew she had someone watching over her.
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>>31294904
When she was younger she was told the story. For a few years (from like age 8 to 10) she thought the dog was her sister and lived on the moon. Sometimes she would look out the window and talk to "her". She would feel sad and lonely that her sister could not be here with them. As she got older and she realized the truth she felt a bit embarrassed about it. Sort of sad she never really had any siblings of her own and is often lamented when she sees sibling satyrs. But she was always very close to her father and mother. So that was something.

Sometimes she still looks up to the moon and feels genuine sadness at the idea of being afraid and alone in space. She tries not to think about it often.
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>>31295320
Nah the space doggo always watched over her. She was never afraid at night. But felt sad and cried when her sister could not see her on a cloudy night
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>>31294904
When her Uncle Anon gave her this necklace she asked him why it had the weird letters, he just showed her this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OUqUiZQxs4 and laughed.
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>>31294353
This. The only thing that matters is green skin and questionmark or no face.
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>>31294302
Invisible bar a suit
Invisible bar a suit and "No [preview/picture] available" floating in front of their face
Green skin and no face
Green skin and a question mark for a face
Green skin and text in front of their (lack of) face
Featureless green mask and normal skin otherwise
A green filly with a black mane and sometimes a question mark cutie mark

Completely smooth face
Completely smooth face with mouth
Detailed face, bit no mouth or eyes
Complete face, bar eyes
Complete face
A fucking cyclops who normally keeps his eye closed.

There are as many ways to draw an anon as there are artist.
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>>31295974
Why don't we have a Floor Bored satyr yet?

She'd be the greasiest, scruffiest, smelliest of all satyrs.
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>>31295992
It's 'cause we already have a fair amount of satyrs of similar style.

Drizzle, Freckles, Dagger (most of the time), Emma, etc...

It's pointless unless the resultant satyr's thing is being extremely unlike their mother or something.
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>>31295992
it goes against the idea of the character
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>>31296041
Not really.
Most of the stories have her hooking up with Anon.
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>>31295974
That eye makes me feel afraid. But thats a cute pony
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>>31297240
She's just turned on by what she sees and wants to reenact it with Anon afterwards.
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So which satyr's the youngest?
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>>31296158
every pony has one of those green, it mean shit.
The character is a neet desperate for sex and she will never going to get some fuck.
One way to do it is go for the single mother route
>Floor finally after years gets her first fuck
>anon cum inside of floor
>anon goes to buy cigarettes with bella's dad and yuzu's mom
and bam!
maybe the kid could be responsible and a very hard worker.
but this is just an idea
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>>31300334
Or Anon and Floor live together as NEETs raising their NEET satyr daughter together.
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>>31299669
The youngest of what? The youngest of the family? Group of friends?
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>>31300407
fucking monster
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>>31301215
>Half horse satyrs may not enjoy a fresh portable salad
>With some salty dressing
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>>31301073
Out of all the satyrs, who would be the youngest age?
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>>31301767
Dirt Cup
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>>31301786
Does he have a personality yet?
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>>31301767
Saltwater Taffy or Buoy Belle probably, seeing as they're second generation satyrs.
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>>31301875
I imagine him as being a more polite and energetic kid compared to Mudpie. Mudpie at home is more quick to anger and be sort of bratish but Dirt Cup is the opposite.
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>>31300806
a family like that wouldn't survive the winter, anon
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>>31301925
I agree
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>>31300334
>>anon goes to buy cigarettes with bella's dad and yuzu's mom
i wanna go to that store, sounds super comfy!
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>>31304834
I legit thought that was Mumble. What was he gonna do with those scissors?
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>>31304856
Get rid of the balloons his mom is using to keep the sweets out of his reach, clearly.
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>>31304856
It looks like Mumble.
Maybe she's helping Pogo get his sweets.
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>>31305489
I think it's supposed to be Pogo "Pinkamena-ing".
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>>31304856
>>31305489
newfags newfagging
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>>31305489
It is Pogo.
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What would you do if you're walking down the streets and heard a group of ponies talking shit about satyrs?
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>>31308502
Ignore them, as long as they aren't bothering anyone.
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Are you prepared to walk your daughteru down the aisle on her wedding day? Will you be able to not cry like a baby?

What kind of wedding would she want? A no expense spared fairytale white wedding, a quiet ceremony for close friends and family only or maybe even just signing some papers in a registry office?
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>>31310500
If she takes after me at all, probably a quiet ceremony for those close to her.
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>>31310500
I'd raise her to be a reasonable girl who wouldn't perpetrate stupid archaic religious rituals like marriage.
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>>31310731
You've said this enough times. Every single time marriage stuff comes up. We get it. You're a nu age fag who can't grasp that it's barely religious as opposed to symbolic for a lot of people now, and have to turn up to take a dump on the floor when people just want to have fun.
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A few weeks back there was this discussion about how to get raw images off of tumblr. The old method stopped working but there's a new way.

>https://78.media.tumblr.com/274e393b909406157887dfce277ff857/tumblr_oyn18lTc6u1v5enhro1_1280.png
Replace
>https://78.media.tumblr.com/ _1280
with
>https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/ _raw
So that
>https://78.media.tumblr.com/274e393b909406157887dfce277ff857/tumblr_oyn18lTc6u1v5enhro1_1280.png
becomes
>https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/274e393b909406157887dfce277ff857/tumblr_oyn18lTc6u1v5enhro1_raw.png
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>>31310860
Neat.
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>>31311010
morning satyr bump
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>>31312313
Man, Thistle can be pretty dragon like when she lets herself go
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Sleep tight, satyr.
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>>31315074
Cute.
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>>31315074
Nice!
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>>31308689
All the things they're saying is making your kid, whom is walking with you, feel really sad.
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>>31315622
Then I guess I'd have to explain to her that there will always exist assholes saying stupid shit that isn't true, and that their opinions are irrelevant.
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In some airport out there lies a sketchbook that has a drawing of Darcy dressed like this.
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>>31317393
Do you want me to infiltrate every single airport in the world until I find it?
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>>31317393
Did you lose it there?
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>>31317798
DJ lost it there, not I.
>>31317788
That'd be too much work.
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>>31317393
Don't worry, with the amount of dildos that get "lost" in airport toilets none of the staff would have even batted an eye at a picture of some odd looking horse girl.
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>>31317829
>DJ lost it there, not I.
How do you know, if you're not DJ?
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>>31318019
Not him, but I vaguely recall DJ mentioning it a long time ago.
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>>31319999
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I wish I could figure out something to do with teacher Hope.
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>>31321219
She just wishes sitting class would go smoothly just once.
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>>31321303
I want to have at least two jokes...
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what about the detention after school? who are the troublesome satyrs and who is the teacher?
>>31321219
maybe a school trip? wardrobe malfunction?
its the only thing that i have in mind
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>>31321219
You and me both!

HEYO!
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>>31322062
I like wardrobe malfunctions.
Do we have any satyr wardrobe malfunction art or stories?
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>Your genius satyr daughteru invented a miniature black hole in her room, but severely underestimated its powers.
>It's already accreted her desk and is slowly growing as it consumes her room inch by inch.
>She's trying hard to look cute and innocent as possible while she explains that it's going to continue to grow, consuming your house, Equestria and eventually the whole planet unless it's stopped, and she doesn't know how to stop it yet.

What do?
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>>31322510
Teleport the black hole into the galactic core
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>>31322657
Maybe Twilight would be able to do that. Or at least teleport it somewhere away from the house until they can figure out a way to destroy it.
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>>31322657
That's a horrifying concept. Knowing a black hole that your daughter created will eventually consume the entire universe.

"Oh thank god your mom was able to stop that black hole you made."
>"I actually didn't stop it."
"What do you mean? You vaporized it right?"
>"I can't vaporize a black hole. That would destroy time and space as we know it."
"So what did you do to it?"
>"I teleported it to the center of the universe."
"Where it can still continue to grow?! That will still destroy time and space anyway!"
>"Well did you time and space to be destroyed now, or 1000 years from now?"
"Glimmer you are grounded for at least a week for possibly destroying the fabric of reality."
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>>31322510
This is an easy one, all I have to do is touch the fluffy ears.
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>>31322062
>>31322486
I'm thinking more along the lines of relatively safe stuff, so I don't really want to use things like wardrobe malfunctions...
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>>31323162
Maybe a sfw wardrobe malfunction. Like hope coming dressed as a dinosaur and her tail falls off?
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>>31322510
>Punch the black hole
>Accidentally retcon things in reality that causes weird shit like some people who died either never died in the first place or come back.
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>>31323162
>don't touch the ears
>don't lewd the teacher hope
You used to be cool, /satyr/
if it's a safe idea you're looking for, what about Hope roasting the class clown(s)
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>>31323162
>>31323208
If it's too lewd for this thread, there's always /sad/.
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>>31323063
The galactic core is already a supermassive blackhole that the rest of the galaxy orbits, it would just absorb the smaller black hole.
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>>31323208
Y'all can lewd teacher hope all you want, man, it's just not what I'm aiming to do.
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>>31323208
>don't touch the ears
>don't lewd the teacher hope

Teacher hope has to literally pull a feral Yuzu off of another satyr after they stuck gum in Yuzu ear floof.
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>>31323197
>Punch the black hole
Sounds like an efficient way to lose your arm.
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>>31324858
This is a silly pic, but I like it.
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>>31323208
Who would the class clown be?
One of Muddle or Pogo's kids?
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>>31329100
>Muddle or Pogo's kids
No thanks. How about just Muddle and Pogo.
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>>31329138
They are that much younger than Hope?
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>>31329144
If you like.
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>>31329144
The idea of teacher Hope involves her being significantly older than most other satyrs, yes.

(Though she's probably still in her twenties or something.)
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>>31329138
Because they would be about the same age as Hope, so it wouldn't make any sense.

Then again, I guess they could just be huge dunces and still be in elementary school as adults.
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>>31329860
Again, the idea is teacher Hope is significantly older due to Lyra... being happy with a human earlier than every other pony.

Variables & all that.
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>>31329771
Hope was the only satyru for so long, of course she'd want to play big sis to everyone. She's kind of a silly filly that way.
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>>31330898
We need more more fighter Cici.
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>>31330939
I agree.
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>>31330939
>>31331481
What's her style? Boxing, wrestling, MMA?
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>>31331505
MMA.
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>>31331531
So, can she defeat Bella and the forces of hard work™?
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>>31332353
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>>31331550
Is Bella actually good at wrestling? Or is she just a hardcore fan?
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>>31335538
It seems pretty consistent that she actually does wrestle. Surrogate dadnon helps her practice and everything, and he has the bruises to prove it.
As to whether or not she's actually any good, I don't know if it's been established.
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>>31332353

>Radiance and Dawn battle through the crypts and mausoleums beneath Canterlot to rescue their father that they believe has been abducted by spooky skeletons.
>Breaking down a final stone door, they find him drinking and smoking, sat around a poker table with a handful skeletons all with cards in their bony hands.
>Anon turns to them and spits out his cigar in surprise.
"What are you two doing here?"
>Brother and sister give a confused stutter.
>"We... We're here to rescue you."
"Rescue me? From what, chilling with my bros?"
>A skeleton to Anon's left cracks open another cold one and hands it to him.
"Thanks, Frank."
>Anon takes a sip before giving his kids a shrug.
"Listen, your mother has been a huge pain in my ass the last few years whenever I light up a smoke in the palace or want a drink to relax in the evening. Damn it, I can't take the tutting or gentle chiding reminding me about my health anymore!"
>Anon elbows the skeleton to his right with a smirk.
"Women, right, Barry?"
>He turns back to his kids.
"This crypt is the one place my boys and me can hang without your mother nagging me constantly."
>Radiance and Dawn share a look of disbelief.
"Oh, by the way, did you run into any of the other guys in the tunnels on the way here? They were supposed to bring snacks and they're late."
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>>31336105
Got a chuckle out of me.
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>>31335988
Who that filly?
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>>31336105
kek
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>>31335988
Jesus, what an asshole
>>31335549
There's a couple pics of her holding title belts, so i guess she's pretty good at what she does, also Purity is her gym partner, so she probably has the stamina of a beast
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>>31336105

>That night as Anon returned home, he was greeted by his wife as he stumbled through the doors to their private chambers.
>"Ah, there you are."
>Anon looks up to see his wife laying upon their bed.
>"I did have a nice romantic evening planned, but it would seem..."
>She sniffed before a moment later giving him a suspicious look.
>"I smell smoke, alcohol..."
>She sniffed again.
>"Stale air, mold and... is that necromantic magic?"
>She frowned.
>"Anonymous, have you been playing with those skeletons down beneath the city again?"
>Anon shrugged.
"How about you not ask where I've been and I don't ask why there are vaults upon vaults of human remains under the mountain, huh?"
>Celestia sighed.
>"They're a bad influence on you."
"Yeah? Well at least they don't nag me for having fun."
>Celestia glared at him.
"Oh, don't give me that look. C'mon, how about we just drop it and have some nice, kinky sex?"
>"If you think even for one moment that-"
"Celly, relax, we have the whole night ahead of us. The kids..."
>Anon's eyes widened in sudden realization.
"Oh shit, the kids are still down there!"
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>>31336995
>"How about you not ask where I've been and I don't ask why there are vaults upon vaults of human remains under the mountain, huh?"
Clearly, the royal sisters refuse to marry anything other than a human.
It hurts every time their husbando dies, but they always seek out a new one.
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>>31337551
>Turns out all those spooky skeletons are past husbands to the royal sisters
>Anon has been bro-ing out with many ex husbands
>They are acustoming him to life underground
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>>31331550
Already see Bella screaming why didn't Cici used pyro for her entrance or flashy wrestling gear or where's is her opening promo!
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>>31338205
>When they have enjoy, the sisters will condense their souls into a single entity. An overlich of husbando perfection.
"And that, Dawn, is how I met your mother."
>"That's pretty wew, dad."

>>31338886
If Bella keeps bopping Cici in the nose with this intensity, the crowd will be in danger of mildly enjoying it!
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>>31339926
Bella will win with cumulative cuddles
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>>31340580
Is it yours, One?
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>>31340592
Saturday, yeah.
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>>31340625
Shit man. Here's hoping it's a good one.
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>>31340580
Cute.
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>>31340625
Happy birthday in advance!
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For those who don't know, there is another thread on /trash/ now called "Vanilla satyr after dark". It focuses on softer things and not hardcore fetishes.
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Would you take notes from this?
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>>31342644
I don't know who those two are, so no.
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>>31342644
Nah, I'm already cut out to be the best parent I can be.
>parents tell me I was their guinea pig child
>younger siblings turn out great
I know how not to fuck them up for life.
Thanks mom & dad.
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>>31342649
They're basically the worst parents ever is the joke.
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>>31342644
Yuzu's mother and Bella's dad
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>>31342644
>>31342668
Would love to see someone make this, but the only problem is that Yuzu's mother is an unknown bat.
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Can anyone tell me what instruments the more musical satyrs play?
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>>31343126
Every satyr can play the pan flute.
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>>31342432
Might as well bring it here then. The whole point of /sad/ was for hard core fetishes and to post porn without a link. But vanilla lewd has always been ok here.
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>>31343067
she went to the store to get some liquor, dont worry anon, she will be back sooner or later
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Your satyr kid comes at you with this, what do?
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>>31344438
"Whatever, it's your pocket money. Buyer's remorse will be a valuable lesson to learn."
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>>31343263
This. Nsfw greentext is cleared for blue boards
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Satyr is bored.
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>>31346654
Make a pillow fort and watch holiday specials together.
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>>31346654
Satyr tries to pass for human to see if they can.
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>>31342644
Absolutely not, just who the hell do you think I am?

Captcha: camino neuve
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>>31346654
Go read a book then.
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>>31346679
All they need is a long dress.
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>>31348239
Or a pair of baggy pants they can hide their tail down, and some boots to cover up their hooves.
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>>31348256
And a baggy hoody to tuck their wings into. Fucking comfy tbqh.
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>>31348264
If they're a pegasus, yeah.
With clothing to cover up all their horse parts, they could probably pass for a thicc human.
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>>31348266
Walking down the street, they're asked by some disinfranchised urban youth if they want to star as a back up dancer in their music video. Every freaking time.

>"Ayo, what you say, gurl?"
"I don't know, what's the chorus like?"
>"Real sophisticated. It got like, five different words, bitch."
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=mKUJWtm-_gs
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looking for a simple prompt for a satyr that isn't too wild in their color scheme so I can practice watercolor
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>>31349094
What's the starting point for "too wild"?
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>>31349103
you know what? fuck it. I need to challenge myself if I want to make progress. fire away and I'll pick one
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>>31349094
Pogo, Mumble, Garret, Sapphire, Cider, Darcy, Hope, Dawn, Icarus, Selena: You know, there are so many.
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>>31349149
was looking for an idea for a picture, so like any satyr doing something
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>>31349170
Oh.
Pogo or Mumble eating cotton candy?
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>>31349094
How about this cutie hammering things while she is sweating?
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>>31349094
Sapphire is a good one. We don't have that much art of her.
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>>31349231
okay, I'll go with Sapphie. what should she be doing?
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>>31349309
Putting on a pair of pants?
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>>31349371
let's keep it SFW, shall we?
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>>31349383
Doesnt have to be lewd. Just putting on pants annoyed. Could be funny given their leg shape and hard to put on pants
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>>31349383
It would be SFW if she's already put them on and is buttoning the pants.
How about her making a cup of tea for herself then? Or a young Sapphire crying because she accidentally stuck a needle on her finger?
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>>31349371
Yeah, this.
Let's have her trying to put on a slightly too tight pair of suit pants or something, but not quite being able to get it on properly due to her thicc-ish horse bottom
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>>31349426
>It would be SFW if she's already put them on and is buttoning the pants.
It could be SFW regardless, if you go with the classic featureless crotch approach.
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>>31343067
i want to know about her, i dont think she was an asshole like bella's dad
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>>31349231
Reminder that that's a THICC Cider.
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>>31351505
Indeed.
MT tends to draw all satyrs THICC.
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>>31351512
THICC daughteru best daughteru.
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Bump
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Drew some new art
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>>31352488
>Implying
You seriously want your own child to be obese and live an unhealthy life? What kind of parent are you?
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>>31355272
I see you're the sort of person who thinks chubby = ham planet.
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>>31355284
Fair enough, my mistake. But the question still remains:
How strict would you be to your child when it comes to food and snacks?
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>>31355308
By an large, I'd try to encourage healthier eating. Not your meme ass fad diets and organic buzz words, but like home made meals, meat and veggies and not pumping them full of sugar.
I'd try to prevent them from becoming picky, too. I read a thing a few months back about links between diversity in the foods a baby receives when they transition to solids, and how picky they are later on. Unsurprisingly, if you just feed bab the same couple of things, they tend to be pickier as they get older.

But to answer your question, I'd probably keep the snacks kinda on the low end, or basically limit them to a certain amount over a given time span.
I don't want them to be the unbearable health nut types who scream at people for having a soda, but I also don't want them thinking it's totally cool to eat nothing but chocolate for a week straight #FatAcceptance.
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>>31355308
Pizza every saturday.
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>>31356267
And in the morning
And in the evening
And at suppertime
I mean, when it's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime
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>>31355073
So what's their deal with each other?
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>>31357689
I think they're just friends.
Rusalka probably hangs out by the water catching fish a lot, and I imagine most of Buoy's friends are fishermen and sea creatures.
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>>31357892
Does Rusalka chill with Teal too?
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>>31357910
Not unlikely. They both like to fish.
Maybe all 3 of them hang out sometimes.
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>>31357932
I want to see the 3 of them on a fishing trip. A nice camp, fish on the fire as they make jewelry from shells and pearls.
>Rusalka makes a shirt of gar scale armor.
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How does pony waifu react to americAnon wanting to take satyr to celebrate Thanksgiving with his human family?
No need to explain how, just go with it. Let's say he somehow has a way to travel back to earth for a day.
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>>31358604
Well I mean unless he has to have the turkey I don't think she'd have any objections unless it's an absolute surprise.

Most would want them to know their living family, I think.
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>>31358604
How would your family even react when they find out you have a satyr kid?
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>>31358667
They don't gotta know she's half horse. Just put 'em in a long dress.

Satyr boys' legs would be difficult to hide though...
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>>31358700
>Satyr boys' legs would be difficult to hide though...
Baggy pants and boots.
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>>31358667
"Mom...dad...I fucked a cartoon horse. This is your grandchild. Did you guys make green bean casserole this year?"
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>>31358700
Hiding them's not hard.

What's hard's coming up with a good explanation for why your son's in a dress.

Or I guess you could try ufo pants or something.
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>>31358700
I think their mom being a horse will spill the beans
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>>31360325
Now that I think about it...

Twilight canonically has a spell that can transform anyone into the same species as a being that's nearby.
You can just use that.
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>>31358667
I think they'd just be pleased to be grandparents and also surprised because of the number of times I've told them that I never want to marry or have kids.
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>>31358700

>Satyr has to blend in with the human kids.
"How do you do, fellow humans? Boy, don't you just hate when your human shoes are too tight?"
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>>31360444
You could technically be the right one if you manage to be in a non-marriage relationship & only have one kid.
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>>31360461
At first it'll seem like they're just doing a bit.

At first...
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>>31360422
>Twilight canonically has a spell that can transform anyone into the same species as a being that's nearby.
>You can just use that.

"AJ, do you HAVE to walk like that? You're loping like in those spaghetti westerns."
>"Ah cant help it Anon, I've only ever done this once before." She replies as you and Cider walk towards your home.
>"You've been human before mom?"
"For a little bit..."
>"How come I've never seen that?"
"It was before you were born sweetie."
>"Oh, how come you aren't better at walkin then mom?"
>AJ catches her breath against the fence as she lets out a tired laugh "Cause most of the time I was on muh back."
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>>31360622
>"Cause most of the time I was on muh back."
Noice, although Applejack doesn't strike me as the missionary type of girl. No pun intended, but I see her being more into cowgirl.
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>>31360725
Well given how little control AJ has over her human self its not unreasonable to assume that Anon was calling the shots that day and felt it better to be on her back. For totally platonic reasons that is.
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>>31358667

>ever, ever letting your parents know
http://pastebin.com/TN44gnyq
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>>31360622
When did Applejack turn human? I'm pretty sure EQG is a different AJ entirely.
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>>31361285
I'm pretty sure it's a non-canon instance.
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Bump.
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>>31361218
Good stuff.

I do wonder how grandpa never thought it strange that their horse was mint green.
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>>31362826
Don't call attention to his color blindness, it's rude.
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>>31359701
Mumble must really hate her family.
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>>31363901
Nah. She just don't like Pogo being constantly cheerful.
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>>31364841
Why would you repost my art? It's bad.
At least have this, modified from DJ's redline of that.
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>>31365035
Any art is always appreciated
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>>31365035
Maybe they're daring you to get better.
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>>31365035
Have you practiced anything since you drew >>31364841
?
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>>31365303
A bit, I've posted a few things, I'd say I've gotten better, though that's not saying much, I'm still firmly in the realm of terrible.
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>>31365035
While it is drawn better, there is no spider in that pic.
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>>31366662
What's that she's wearing, an official pls no bully tag?
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>>31366745

it doesn't work
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>>31366778
But... But it's official, it has to work.
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>>31366940
Maybe she has to activate somehow. She should read the fine print of the ad in the magazine she bought it from.
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up
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>>31367095
What would you do if your satyr came home and told you she was being bullied at school?
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>>31368883
Teach her self defense so she could beat up the bullies next time they try.
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>>31368883
Get her mother because my experience of "run at the problem aggressively" & "get really good at taking punches" probably wouldn't be very useful.
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>>31369248
Yeah, probably not the best lessons to impart.
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>>31368883
Kidnap the bullies and treat them to a hostage situation they'll never forget.
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A serious question: What makes satyr good and anthro bad?
I hate anthro and prefer satyr, but someone questioned me why and I realized I don't have sound foundation for answer to that question
I'd like to get your opinions on it
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>>31370113
My guess would be the face, anthro have animal or at least weird furred human faces, where as satyrs have fully human faces, without sacrificing that >DHP.
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>>31370113
Satyr = human upper bodies (with few exceptions who has pony ears or griffon claws) with pony lower body. That, and they are you and your waifu's offsprings.
Anthro = Entire body is that of an animal with human features.
That's my take on it.
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>>31370113
I don't think anthro is necessarily inhefently bad, but a lot of anthro art is bad. And in any case, satyrs are cuter.
They're the best of both worlds.
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So for potential names of the cat girl on the left we have: Dodger, Suzette, & Jazz.

For potential for the cat girl further right we have: Coop(er), Grace, Meringue, & Macaron.
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>>31371647
I kinda like Cooper and Jazz. Sounds like a detective duo.

And I'm not trying to bully, but the anatomy in this pic is kinda bad. Their running all looks kind of exagerated or not actually like something in motion, Balto's body looks overly thick and his arms undersized, Cooper's legs look too small, and Laika's arms too big for reasons other than just her muscles. Though I do kind of like the idea of stronk Laika, needs it to dig through rock after all.

I still like the idea of the pic, and it's good to see you trying to broaden your abilities. Motion shots can be pretty hard to get down just right, I hear.
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>>31371710
>I kinda like Cooper and Jazz.
They're not bad, only issue is that Cooper kinda sounds like a boy's name.
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>>31371504
does Hope have jaundice?
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>>31371710
Regardless of how true it is, I'm going to blame a lot of those problems on my failed attempts to find a method to get it done faster.

Also a bonus Laika 'cause I was indecisive.
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>>31371710
>>31371717
Alright so, unless there's major objection, their names are Cooper & Jazz now.
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>>31371895
I don't care.
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>>31371890
Fair enough.
That's a cute doggo, by the way, but those bulldog jaws look like they could yank an arm off.
Which they probably could.
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>>31371903
Diamond dogs probably have pretty strong jaws, yeah.
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>>31371647
>That buff as fuck Laika
Didn't know i needed this. Pic of her cuddling on Garret and accidentally chocking him when? Also does she lift boulders for a work out or is it some rage mode where she temp bulks up?

Also cute kitties. They tricked the poor Balto into giving them those gems.
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>>31372051
Rage mode bulk up just sounds silly for Laika.

So probably on the job strength training.
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>>31372051
>Didn't know i needed this.
Same.

>>31372633
So which satyrs are wonderbolt aspirants?
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I don't think we've ever had a story or discussion about Yuzu and Mistake having a falling out. They're always portrayed as getting on perfectly at all times which, considering they're both teenage girls, is physically impossible. What are some scenarios that could lead them into having arguments?
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Little Bella fanart that i get the other day
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>>31372973

>"I can't believe you'd stoop to working at a titty bar, Yuzu, even if only to help pay for college. You're in big trouble, young lady."
"Mistake, what are you talking about? You're the one that suggested it. And don't take that tone with me, you're only three months older than me."
>"Well when I suggested it I wasn't your future mother-in-law."
"Wait... You mean you and dad-"
>"Uh-huh, he finally agreed to a date!"
"You know he only agreed to stop you going on and on about it, right?"
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>>31373477
Cute.
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>>31374664
Very. She's adorably grumpy looking.
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>>31374915
that's the "it's not like i'm enjoying your company or anything... baka" look
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So what's going through Bella's mind when dealing with her surrogate dad?
I thing she's projecting all the good things she can remember about her real one onto him so she can remember him as a uniformly negative entity that's easier to vilify as a way to cope more easily with his abandonment, since she can convince herself she's way better off.
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>>31375662
>So what's going through Bella's mind when dealing with her surrogate dad?
"This is wrong!"
or something between those lines, but on the flip side this is better than being poisoned by her hatred against humans and she knows that.
i bet she tries her best to not act like an complete ass. She can always go to the gym if she feels the need to act a little more aggresive tho
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>>31373477
Looks pretty nice except for the nose. Who drew it?
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>>31376456
There's a nose?
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>>31376456
here
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbAXrVVn9rm/?taken-by=glow.lamb
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>>31375963
>She can always go to the gym if she feels the need to act a little more aggresive tho
with Purity, right?
i love their bromance
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>>31377508
They are cute and fun to see interact. I'd like alex to be their gym bro too
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>>31377519
The 3 pillar womans of horsetown, or something like that, yeah i can see it.
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>>31377519
you think those 3 have super secret girly nights to talk about boys and feelings?
they look strong and all, but sometimes you need to embrace your soft side
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>>31378089
They like to paint Alex' talons, because they're kinda neat to them.
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>>31373629
Bad story. 0/10. Quit trying to fuck teenage girls.
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>>31378089
I can only get behind that idea if they're all super bad at the whole "girly" thing.

Talk about boys and feelings, yeah, but they're not going to act especially different from usual or anything.
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>>31378208
Of course they are horrible at it, give them 20 minutes and they are going to be talking about exercises routines, comics and maybe john cena but also they are going to work in their looks and maybe try some sexy outfits
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>>31378089
Maybe they would try it to see what all the fuss is about. Oh now I'm imagining them inviting the girliest girls they know to see how it's done.

Who would they invite?

>Alex - Maybe Prism if Dash and Gilda stayed close. Alex barely knows Prism but remembers she was the girliest creature in existence.

>Bella - No idea

>Purity - Invites her cousins Fiddle and Faddle or Mumble
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>>31378715
what about nightingale? she needs something to do anyway.
>Fiddle and Faddle
they still existing? Mumble sounds ok, i think.

Purity and Bella are really bad socializing
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>>31378937
Well where else is Purity going to get a convenient set of twins to hang off of her biceps?
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>>31379373
oh shit thats good
fuck you for make me care about those two
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>9
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Probably more relevant here.

What is your favorite satyr going to be doing for turkey day?
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>>31380959
Though not my favorite I imagine the Flutter family would be the most active for Thanksgiving.

I head canon that Thorn is actually a great cook but only bothers to cook for special occasions like Thanksgiving or Xmas. She puts on a cute little white apron and spends all day in the kitchen chopping vegetables and making food. The trade off being that she gets a free pass from doing ANYTHING else including dish clean up. Fluttershy adores her cooking and somewhere in the house there is a photo book of many Fluttershy selfies with Thorn in the kitchen.

As for Ivy she acts as Thorns go-fer and second set of hands, but is god awful at cooking herself. Often cutting herself when dicing tomatoes or burning herself getting food from the oven. Though each year she does get better with her tasks. May even be a good cook if she studies under Thorn more.

Timber helps his dad with doing manual labor, things like gather wood, get supplies from town, and sort of relax grilling while the girls cook inside. Timber enjoys the time he and his dad spend together and often asks him more personal questions when they are grilling like advice with girls, or things that are on his mind.

Flora and Fauna being pretty young have it the easiest so they often watch cartoons and just pester Fluttershy for food or treats while they wait for the main course.
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>>31381003
Would the Flutter-family invite the Zephyr-family over for the holidays?
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>>31381030
I imagine they would. But dont see most of the Flutter family being happy about it. Fluttershy would be happy as can be to have her brother and nephew and nieces over.

Anon, Timber, Thorn, and Ivy would not enjoy it as much. Anon wouldnt enjoy how Zephyr ducks out of the hard jobs and Ivy would not like how long Gale takes in the bathroom. Thorn would be upset over how annoying Drizzle is that she always shadows her wanting to learn how to cook but always half asses it or expects it to be like magic and she;s just good. Timber would like Drizzle either because of how awkward and smelly she is.

The Flora and Fauna kids would not have a problem with it though. And Fluttershy spends most of the time in the living room gal paling with Femnon.
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>>31381030
Probably. I bet the Flutter-girls love to play with Zephy.
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Typical boring overnight shift.
I customized a randomizer with satyrs and emotions, then doodled the randomly generated result.

Here are the results

I apologize for the shit quality and orientation

From left to right starting at the top:
Embarrassed Snapshot, excited Glimmer, bored Pogo, crying Hope (hard to see because the graphite is reflecting the light), surprised Icarus, and laughing Mistake.

The last one was going to be angry Cider, but I was sent on my break.
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Come on, fucking phone...
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>>31381605
That Glimmer is having unwholesome thoughts. Possibly of the violent variety.
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>>31381605
what does mistake find so funny?
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What is Laika so angry about?
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>>31381800

>was asked who a good girl was
>it wasn't her
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>>31381800
She can smell another satyr on her favorite bush in the park. Don't they know it's hers and that only she's allowed near it?
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>"LAIKA! You get some bottoms on this instant, young lady!"
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>>31381929
Those just look like PJ's. Now I'm thinking she's mad because someone woke her up making way too much noise.
>Laike kicks in the door and turns off the neighbor's speakers with a punch before walking out without a word.
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>>31381929
>"LAIKA! You get some bottoms on this instant, young lady!"
"Not now Mom, I smell a cat!"
>"Laika, you're not a puppy anymore, leave the poor dears alone."
"I'll leave the 'poor dears' alone when they stop trying to steal our gems!"
>"What?"
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>>31381822

>try to subtly take a leak just off the trail because fuck walking a mile back to the restroom by the gate
>some bitch instantly flies out of the brush and goes nuclear on you
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>>31381944

"You pissed on my bush so now it's your bush, But I'll piss on you so you''ll be mine, so it'll still be my bush!"
>"Get off me, that's not how it works!"
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>>31380959
Can all satyrs use magic, or is it just unicorn satyrs?
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>>31381954
ThatOneNetorareComicWithTheExactSamePlotThatGetsPostedToCome/d/yThreads.blueboard
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>>31381957
Unicorn ones are probably best adapted to it, but with training all of them probably could eventually.
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>>31381957

be real careful, describing how magic works in a pony human hybrid is a dangerous autistic slope you won't even realize you've fallen through until you're posting paragraphs of your headcanon
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>>31381971
>Not just shooting magic from your hands like in most fantasy settings.
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>>31381957
To answer that question you only have to ask yourself this: can all ponies use magic, or is it just unicorns?
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>>31381929
>"Damn it, Laika, don't make me chase you around AGAIN! Get in the goddamn tub already! You smell like corn chips!"
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>>31381605
Crying Hope made me sad.
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>>31381954
>I'll piss on you so you''ll be mine
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>>31382606
get out of here piss wizard
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>>31382628
"I banish you piss wizard! Banish you to the pisstical world of wence you came!"
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>>31382993
is someone going to satyrize memes again
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>>31382993
Rory thinking? Amazing!
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>>31381954

>goku vs vegeta style piss kamehameha battle to determine who is master and servant
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>>31371504
Come on, you know Darcy is all about those fancy dresses
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>>31384947
Would salsa.
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>>31384302
>piss kamehameha
Nyoh-ha?
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You know what I'd like to see? Satyrs and their families preparing for Christmas/Heart's Warming Eve by setting up colourful light strands and stuff. I know there is one pic with Sombra and his kids decorating a tree, but is there more?
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>>31386471
It's Novmber you fuck
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>>31386476
>>31386476
Yes, and after November comes December. A few have already started Putting up light strands. And what's wrong with wanting to see that? It being November now doesn't mean that people aren't allowed to want to see beach or summer stuff, you fuck.
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>>31386476

nigga i was staring down Rudolph and Santa in the grocery before Halloween
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>>31386754
You poor bastard
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>>31386696
Hes clearly a butt hurt turkey.
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>>31386754
>i was staring down Rudolph and Santa
Who blinked or turned away first?
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>>31387469
Such cuties. Does Sombra enjoy coco with his kids?
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>>31387474
>"We put plenty of crystals in it just like you like, dad."
>'...Balderdash! I don't have crystals with EVERYTHING..'
>"Shhhh, the crystal gingerbread cookies are almost done, dad, it's ok."
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>>31372633
>>31372719
from my own headcanon:

>Mercury
Technically didn't intend to, his flying skills and speed just won him a spot on the roster when the guy flew through one of their hardest obstacle courses JUST to get Rainbow Dash her weekly Big 5 coupons booklet.

>Stormwalker
Former aspirant, but her training methods proved far too intense for the rest of the WB and her ability to make scheduled public performances faltered because she was too busy battle rivals, cosmic threats, and competing in arbitrary and overly long martial arts tournaments.

>Thorn
Never seriously pursued, but always was a big fan and does the training regimens regularly. Rainbow Dash is still wondering when she's going to realize she just needs to put in an application.

>Amelia and Maverick
Both are hardcore Wonderbolt aspirants, long since leaving the desire behind for their mother's sake or even their sibling rivalry. Both just want fly far, high, and fast with ponies and satyrs who can keep up. Rainbow Dash notes Amelia shows great promise, but Maverick is too egocentric and prefers to be a one-satyr show.

>Icarus
Until the tragic accident that crippled his wings, Icarus showed every hint he would surpass his mother. Rainbow Dash sometimes fears she pushed her son too hard leading to the accident. But Icarus doesn't let it keep him down (literally and figuratively) and while he accepts he'll never be a wonderbolt, he still enjoys the sky thanks to a set of artificial wings.

>Prism
Wants to honor her big brother and mother by striving to be a great flyer, but her her father and brother note her determination needs to come from within, she needs to find her own desire to fly. Rainbow Dash, in fear of her daughter suffering an accident similar to Icarus has actively tried dissuading her daughter from joining.

>Dawn
Has been operating under a false identity as a satyr named 'Uranos' and is currently in Wonderbolt bootcamp.
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>>31387508
>Has been operating under a false identity as a satyr named 'Uranos' and is currently in Wonderbolt bootcamp.
I bet she gets a lot of Uranus jokes.
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>>31387565
even better.

>She often mistakes certain people calling for her a request for anal
>She's kind of disappointed when they're not
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>>31387508

>hi I'm Bluster Breeze what's your name
ur anus
>well fuck you too
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>>31387261
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>>31387849
in all seriousness, I misspelled it but the pronounciation Dawn uses in my head is specifically the originally Greek, so it's more "O-ranos" than "Ur-anus".

Romans. So obsessed with sex.

>>31381605
>>31381614
>High impact sexual violence!

>>31382505
and notice she's holding a picture. Likely of a loved one.

>Goodbye, daddy...
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>>31382505

>anon dies
>all six of these faces are reactions to this event
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>>31387968
Why is Mistake laughing? Did she weed her way into Anon's will as his primary beneficiary shortly before his death like a gold digging skank? Is it because Anon slipped in a puddle of cum in a public toilet and cracked his head open, and she finds that hilarious? Is that why Snapshot is embarrassed, because it was his spooge?
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>>31388778
She thought it was a joke.
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>>31274984
Oh, no! Your daughteru (or sonfu) has been stung by The Bees and is recruited by a conspiracy!

Who do join?

Are they made of stars?
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>>31389157
Okay, now again in English please.
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>>31389157
You are all made of stars.
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>>31389157
I have no idea what this meme is, but it reeks of comic books.
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>>31389157
The one Michael Caine is in.
>>31389366
I looked up the image. Looks like an MMO.
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>>31389318
>>31389366
>>31389393
sorry, it is an MMO, a pretty obscure one called The Secret World. great story and atmosphere, gameplay could be called spotty though.

But I've been binging it getting through the tokyo zone recently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4mBS0SQfp8
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>>31389157
Anon I don't think telling your kid they're going to get superpowers is a good way of comforting a bee sting.
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>>31389474
Don't need to tell them, they'll realize the super powers part when they blow up the house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy4Po8z5GLU

okay, sorry, I'll stop.
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>>31389507
It's fine, I like the game and setting, too. Just ass right now because I've been waiting for years for them to add new story content beyond Tokyo.
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Since the sirens are so large, should the siren based satyrs be large too?
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>>31390443
Inconsistent. The child's size most likely comes from the parent. We have a satyr that's from the Red Dragon, who's fookin' huge, but the offspring is a regular sized satyr. I'm actually surprised we don't have Torch's child yet.
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>>31390443
>>31390552
it really does generally seem that if a satyr inherits anything from their human parent, it's consistently human size.

I mean, likely for the sake of self-insertion, but you'll notice even the human halves of many a satyr seem to be some humanized analogue to traits of their parent.
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It's that time of year.
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>>31391732
Cute doggo. Good to see you, DJ.
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>>31391732
Cute! Is this new?
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>>31392102
Not DJ, but yes.
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>>31391732
So that's how she got those scars on her cheeks.
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>>31381800
>>31381929
These are great to see. Glad to see more of your stuff DJ.

>>31391732
This has to be our xmas OP pic. Its so damn adorable
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>>31392956
>scars
As I'm sure everyone is aware by now, my drawing style is inspired heavily by anime, specifically 90s and early 2000's anime. You'll notice these lines on the cheeks of several characters I draw. I may be wrong in assuming (because I'm not an expert in anime or manga) but I have always taken the lines on the cheeks (not blush lines, which are much different) as indication that the female character is "rough", like they frequently get in fights or that they aren't as careful with their complexion, as other females would be drawn with smoother cheeks. I've seen the lines on characters in anime that are less ladylike, are rough, and tomboys, so I typically add them to the characters I draw that fall in those categories.

One other example is when I first started drawing Yuzu. I had a very minimal grasp of her characterization when I first drew her and juggled with the concept that she would be a bit of a tomboy, but that trait never really developed. I had drawn her so much though that the lines on her cheeks became ingrained in how I draw her.
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>>31392966
Gave this a coloring, hope DJ doesn't mind.

By the way, DJ, what's your standard brush width?
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>>31393144
Nice!

I typically use the scribble tool in SAI at size 10 with a 75% zoom in the middle of a 5000 x 5000 canvas. I reduce the scribble pen to size 5 when I want to do some finer detail.

I don't typically go over with ink anymore. I kind of like the rougher result of just using the scribble pen. That, and I'm too lazy to go over the entire picture again, which is why I most likely won't finish this. (I'll try to remember to bring it home so that I can scan it instead)
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>Thanksgiving was never easy for you, good food aside
>There was seating arrangements
>Preparing the food
>annoying relatives, younger and older
>And it sure as hell hasn't gotten easier since you married your pone waifu and had a kid of your own.
>"Mrs. Anon, I don't think we need to slaughter soo many poor animals on this day. My family is... Largely vegetarian."
>"Fluts, you and my son are the ones who went Roman Catholic and no one leaves my thanksgiving table without a helping of my fried turkey so my husband and I were nice enough to buy over one hundred pounds of it."
>your mom and fluttershy are already arguing in the kitchen, leaving you to quickly back away.
>"Timber!" You wince as your uncle raises his voice. "You might be my great nephew, but I will fucking cram your cloven hooves up your ass if you do not turn the TV back to the game!"
>"There's a National Geographic special going on live right now!" He protests.
>"Kiddo, can't you just watch it on your damn smartphone or something?" Your father tries to reason
>You just keeeep walking, and continue to do so past the angry brawl between your own nieces and nephews with Flora and Fauna over a stuffed rabbit doll.
>You head outside, not even a drink or a smoke in hand since everyone else was blocking access to those when you feel a cold one press against the side of your head.
>Standing next to you with a wry smile, Ivy asks: "Are we really that bad, dad?" She asks.
>You gratefully accept the beer, cracking it open and taking a swig.
"Nah... I love you kids."
>"JINGLE BELLS! JINGLE BELLS ROBIN LAID AN EGG! SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING! JINGLE ALL THE SLAY!" You both hear, cringing along with everyone else in the house as you hear Thorn and a few of your own cousins blasting poorly improvised rock renditions of christmas carols.
"Juuuust this holiday always sucks."
>"At least it sucks for all of us, and we all make it worse for eachother." Ivy managed to say over Thorn's gutiar solo.
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>>31393087
>she would be a bit of a tomboy, but that trait never really developed.
Perhaps not, though I am a fan of the headcanon where she's an enthusiastic amateur boxer.
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>>31395360
When the fuck did Twi's kid have wings
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>>31395396
temp wing spell
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>>31395396
Twi's an alicorn. Don't you watch the show?
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>>31395396
Obviously he came out as a pegasus-satyr on a fluke, doy.
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>>31394683
Hope is too cute.
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>>31397038
What if you can't dance? Learn together?
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>>31397190
Dance school?
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>>31397190
Then you ain't no friend of mine.
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>>31294444
>>31294446
Did anyone save whatever that was?
The archive seems to have missed it.
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>>31397038
>>31397190
>>31397195
Wouldn't dancing be very dangerous for satyrs?
Without feet, they would have a bigger risk of falling.
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>>31397561
Really bad 3d anthro Twilight.
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>>31397566
Yeah, I kinda like the old headcanon that most types of satyrs have some difficulties with balance.
Not so much that they wouldn't eventually get used to it and compensate so that you'd be unable to tell if they weren't doing something complex.
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>>31398090
Yeah, it wouldn't be an issue most of the time. They'd learn to deal with it for most cases, and probably avoid doing particularly problematic things like dancing.
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>>31398118
>dancing is problematic for them
>problematic for them
LITERALLY CAN'T. EVEN.
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>>31398118
>Reminder that it is hard for daughteru to transition from sitting to standing, and may often require your help with it as a child.
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>>31398929
Way back in Mississippi!
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>>31398929
Walk this way
Walk this way
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How do you think it would be like for Pogo or Icarus or any of the other satyrs if they broke an arm or a leg?
Would Pogo still try and be as cheerful as his mother all day? Or would he stay in his room and be a little depressed the first week because he can't play outdoors with his friends for a while?
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>>31399341
Depends on the specific satyr.
I think Icarus would be alright by flying or just lounging about. Pogo would probably be bummed for a bit, but touched by the goodwill he gots.
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>>31399341
>Icarus
Funny you should say that given I wrote

>>31387508
So, yeah, by that...

>Be Icarus
>Everything is black
>Black and Pain
>Looks like dad took you to Chicago
>Oh, no, you're in the hospital...
>"Icarus... how are you feeling?" Doctor Sawbones asks you apprehensively.
"I just feel like I went through the meat grinder and lost my wings, but I feel perfectly FINE, doc!"
>You try to joke, if only to see if your sarcasm was still working.
>It is
>Wait, why's he looking at you like that
>"... Well.. you were right about half of that." The doctor then holds up x-rays and you feel your blood freeze in your veins.
>One of your wings was apparently gone, ripped right out of the socket and the bones of your left wing had the consistency of gravel
>Don't cry
>Don't cry
>They're just wings it's not the end of the world
>This happens to a lot pegasi
>Why not eventually a satyr
>Why not you
>Don't cry
>You try, but you just think about how you'll never be in the air with your mom and sister ever again
>That you'll never camp out on a cloud under your own power
>You'll never wear the blue suit and soar with the Wonderbolts
>You'll never pull your friends out of danger
>Or dive bomb assholes from above
>Don't cry
>fuck.
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>>31387508
>>31399856
Ouch. Dash must have taken it pretty hard when she heard (or saw?) what happened to her son. Does she blame herself for the accident? And what exactly happened anyway?
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>>31399856
Ripperoni.
Poor sonfu.
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>>31399856
Sounds like something Scootaloo would try to give him a pep talk about.
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>>31399856
I didnt need this feel how could you
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>>31400026
He was practicing a new stunt that required a team, but since it was still a work in progress he was practicing each individual portion himself.

it didn't go well.

Rainbow Dash had been looking forward to this secret project of his and was horrified at the accident. She really fears that pushing Icarus to become a wonderbolt cost him his ability to fly at all and carries a huge weight of guilt.
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>>31400723
I think it's safe to say that Dash isn't the sort who handles guilt well.
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>>31401052
>"Twilight! I need to learn dark magic!"
>Twilight backs slooowly away from Rainbow Dash. "Ooookay, why?"
>"I heard it can restore pegasus wings, or... Well, satyr wings? I need it for Icarus!"
>"rainbow Dash... first of all, there's other magic that can theoretically restore wings for one, two all of the theories have been disproven or don't work for what happened to Icarus, three-"
>"DFuck you! Some friend you are!"
>later...

>"Glimmer!Ineedyourhelpwithdarkmagic!"
>Glimmer smiles.
>"IT's time... For MAGIC!"

"And that, kids, is how the first ponyville zombie apocalypse happened."
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>>31401194
Glimmer is a damn walking armageddon.
I always knew this to be trie.
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>>31401194
Luckily, since zombies work on impulse, the zombies tend to be pretty flighty and try to run away unless you're dumb enough to corner them.
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>>31402414
Depends on which one it was. First zombie apocalypse was relatively small scale for ponyville. Especially since the dead weren'r exactly well clustered together due to Ponyville customs being that 'family takes care of their own burials'.

The Apples, god bless them, always were prepared for their fallen members rising up, and thus why they plant apple trees over the bodies.

Utah was just A LITTLE disappointed he didn't get to shoot grandpa and live the American dream.

His father gently reminds him that "killing one's boss is the American dream"

Second one was full of docile zombies summoned from another dimension.

Third one was the worse. And all because Muddle tossed his spunk rags in the same, seal wastebasket he was putting his snot rags into when he had the cold.
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>>31402432
>"killing one's boss is the American dream"
I'd settle for setting my neighbor's truck on fire.
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>>31402814
Do that and blame it on the zombies.
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>>31403515
He's the sort who has an absurdly, illegally loud set of tail pipes and revs them at 3am.
Guaranteed he'd try to drive into a horde thinking his truck wouldn't break, and get swarmed.
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Your little child is dreaming and woke you and your wife up because they're having little hoofy kicks that pulled the blanket off.
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>>31404373
Hoofy kicks.
Do satyrs ever sleep standing when they're nervous or in an unfamiliar environment like normal horses do?
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>>31404409
Huh, I forgot that horses can do that.
Can't really see a satyr doing that unless they are really, really tired and far away from home.
>Out camping in the forest with family
>Wake up in the middle of the night for a second to check on the fire
>See a satyr standing in front of it
>Great, it must be his time to watch over the fire for a while, so you can go back to sleep
>Satyr is actually full asleep standing
>Ready to run if a noise from the dark forest wakes him up
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>>31404469
Horses are weird. If they're not very comfortable, they'll only lay down to sleep like, what, 2 hours a week because they can't enter REM while standing.
Clearly, mlp poners have become far less alert as a result of having civilization.
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>>31404409
Doubt they could with only two legs, unless they can balance on only reflex.
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>>31404373
Do you teach your satyrs the sleep song to help them get to bed?
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>>31404469
I don't think satyr'd be able to do it with only 2 legs honestly.
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>>31404535
>>31404631
Many satyrs have a habit of sleeping sitting, assuming they know how to sit.
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>>31404639
I mean normal people can do that with practice. I just think standing would be too hard and they'd fall over.
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New thread soon. Any ideas for next Edition?
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>>31405965
Fall Harvest edition.
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>>31405965
The Wild Hunt
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>>31406009
Grounded Forever edition.

They know what they did.
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>>31406207
What did they do?
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>>31406835
Lets just say there was a feast, and many, many funerals.
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>>31406896
We wuz zambis.
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>>31406906
What? I meant they shot up some cattle barn and had a barbeque.
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>>31406930
Oh, rip.
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>>31406930
That's even worse, the zombies are going to have a bunch of holes now.
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>>31406971
So? Changelings manage just fine
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>>31406974
>>31406974
>>31406974
New thread.




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