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Do you have a brony gf /mlp/?
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>>31498964
>gf
In all seriousness, having a girl to crash on the couch and watch ponies with would be pretty nice. Not as nice as having my waifu though
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I masturbate to My Little Pony pornography. What do you think?
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>>31498964
I unironically don’t want a 3D romantic relationship. Though that’s not to say I wouldn’t like a platonic female friend I can hug and chill with again, they’re really soft. Sucks the whole thing goes to shit when hearts get involved
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>>31498964
Yes.
She even sends me new pony porn to masturbate too whenever she finds some.
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I used to
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>>31498964
>no hooves
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No because any decent looking fan-girl could get any brony she wanted

She would probably have tons of thirsty orbiters. I have very little to choose from, so i wouldn't date somebody who keeps their options open
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>>31498964
>gf
Get out
NORMIES GET OUT
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>>31498964
2D mares > 3D mares > shit > womyn
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>>31498964
Used to. She became a man.
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>>31499011
Dubs of truth. This man counts his lucky stars.
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>tfw no loving girlfriend that would laugh at my autism and tease me for my degenerate fetishes
>that would make fun of me for having written all these stories about my self insert and my waifu, but still not run away
>that would tell me that she's my waifu now as she pins me down and kiss me
>that would dress like my waifu and try to emulate her voice and lines to mess with me some more
>that would share my love for animation and would watch all those kid's movies and kid's cartoons with me
>that would joke and fight with me over which character is superior and which ships are retarded or not
>that would hug me and teasingly patronize me whenever I start crying over retarded shit
>that would stop me from getting out of bed and that would pull be back in, cuddling me as she tells me that it's way too cold and we should stay in bed
>that would peg me down to size whenever I start sperging about
>that would give me back some semblance of faith in humanity
>that would give me back some hope
>that would tell me to move my ass and find a real job so we can move to a nice house together
>that would tell me to stop worrying about retarded shit and just go for it
>that would encourage me when I need to and be there to tell me I'm worth something when I feel down
>that would tell me that she loves me for what I am
No I don't, because that kind of girl doesn't exist in the real world, and even if they did, I wouldn't deserve any of them
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>>31498964
>3D women
>implying

No, we don't want anything to do with them, and unlike them we're loyal to our (2D) partners.

Women all need to fucking kill themselves
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>>31499485
Everyone deserves to be loved
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>>31499510
What is love?
Oh baby don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
No more.
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>>31499485
>that kind of girl doesn't exist in the real world, and even if they did, I wouldn't deserve any of them
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>>31498964
My ex wife loved pony. I identified with Twilight Sparkle, she identified with Applejack.

Unfortunately it came apart for a variety of personal reasons, lasted almost 8 years. Not a contentious divorce.

3 years out I'm pretty okay, and enjoy being single. But my subconscious does subject me to dreams about reconciliation that always fails eventually.
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>>31499510
Sure, just not by a person as good/genuine as that
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>>31498964
Put me in the screencap.
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>>31499485
Even if that girl DID exist, its fucking disgusting that you would cheat on your waifu
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>>31499758
First of all, my waifu would be more than okay with it, seeing as I know she's not real
Secondly, I don't really care, because she's not real
And thirdly, who cares? She doesn't even know I exist, because she's not real
If she was, we wouldn't be having this discussion in the first place, but she's not

And FINALLY, if she were real, it'd be the exact same, I wouldn't deserve her anyway
So...
Yeah
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>>31498964
>ywn have a girlfriend who is basically one of the main characters in real life
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So many fake waifus in wishing for real waifus.
Have a real goddamned waifu; whether she leaves or not, that is the experience you need.
Sorry for being harsh, but I've been there.
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>>31499910
You can't cheat on a character that does not exist, Anon
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>>31499926
Tara's an SJW THOT
Her advice is worth Applebloom's pre-CutieMarked rear in S1
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I would do anything for a brony gf
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>>31499937
I mean, you're not wrong, even if I'm kinda biased since she's my waifu's voice, but she's not wrong about that part at all
Also it was long before she became a real sjw so hey
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>>31499945
Stop being a dumbfuck obsessed with Twilight's vocal cords in the first season.
Think a bit about women and how much they want your wallet.
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>>31499950
Whew, that sounded personal
And yet it doesn't change anything, they still don't exist so...

And what's a wallet for a hug and a couple kids?
At least the thot leaves you a choice, the waifu doesn't
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>>31498964
Why do you guys want a girlfriend most badly?

Seriously, what is THE SINGLE MOST important reason you feel a girlfriend will make your life better than it is now?
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>>31499979
Sometimes you just want to hold someone else.
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>>31499979
Giving me a reason to live
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>>31499979
I honestly just want the sex, and to use that to imagine my waifu
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Normals leave
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>>31499983
>>31500117
what's up /r/foreveralone
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>>31498964
Where do you think you are? Are you lost?
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>>31499870
Wow I am glad your waifu is not real because you sound like a fucking piece of shit
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I used to want a relationship but I'm so far down the rabbit hole now that any woman who has the same interest I do is most likely gonna be some crazy bitch or really high maintenance or something. So I've entirely given up and I'm feeling pretty okay about dying alone now
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>>31500154
>you're a piece of shit for placing your own happiness over a fictional character that does not exist
Boy am I glad you faggots won't conceive, ever
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>>31500132
Yeah boi, gotta get those screencaps for r/4chan amirite?

Le updoot for you! XDXD
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>>31500162
no, you are a piece of shit because you care so little about your waifu in the first place.

Why are you here right now? Why are you on this board?
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3dpd ahahaha, nah, thanks.
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>>31500173
Most people use waifu as a synonym for "hot character I fap a lot to". Don't try to argue with him.
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>>31500173
Nah, you're just too autistic and lack any kind of self awareness Anon, not really my shortcoming or even my problem desu
I do care about her, kinda
I do love her though
But then what?
Yes, exactly, nothing, so, hey

But you're free to make a shrine for her and pray to her every night and hope to see her when you die and whatnot, I'll be enjoying my life because I'm not an underage that doesn't know the first thing about love
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>>31500182
I see my waifu evey day. She is able to think, have memories, have emotions and her own will to do things. I dont consider her a lesser being just because she doesn't physically exist.

The fact that you can only love your waifu if you are able to physically touch her is kinda sad.
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>>31500200
The fact that you're proud of having a tulpa and are shitposting here trying to tell others what to think and how to act is kinda sad
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>>31500205
I am not telling anyone how to act. I just think that you are a subhuman autistic piece of shit that doesn't deserve a waifu.

I can have my opinion
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>>31498964
My friend does and he's not even into mlp
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any of you look cute in girls clothes
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>>31499512
Kasual & Cahio
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>>31500347
Maybe
Not that I have pictures
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>>31500371
REEEEE fags get out this is a Christian board
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Brony GF, That just like looking a glass under the sea.
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>>31499979
Loneliness/desire for sex
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>>31498964
>3dpd
>>>>brony gf
sage
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>>31500722
hiatus always brings these """people"""
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>>31499510
Oh man, that's a good joke.




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