805: Grannies Gone WildWritten by Gillian M. Berrowhttp://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6ht6usPinkie Pie's not in it but it's pretty goodPonyville Mysteries: Cursed Crusaders>>32165291Equestria Girls: Rainbow Dash Brings the Blitz >>32165414I haven't read these but I'm pretty sure they're not about Pinkie PiePrevious slightly pink thread>>32229788
>country filly
>filly
there is literally nothing gayer than a pink pony
Reminder that Applejack is fucking dead
death to dashfags
>>32233911Oppai
>>32233915Duh
>>32233927Sex.
>>32233927Sleep because it's a school night young lady
>>32233918I don't remember that world transition in the first Spyro but oh well
Hemorrhoids are canon.
We're waiting.
>>32233945I didn't prepare a speech
>>32233940Filly says she feels good about Preparation H, on the whole.
I want to stroke this filly's featureless.
Rest in peace, Gunny.
>>32233953I hope we get to see Babs again before the show ends
>>32233948GG was weird but I still miss him. His AJxSpike stuff was my favorite.
>>32233968I miss his fetishes
>>32233966Apple Bloom and Babs are really close for cousins.https://derpibooru.org/1708312
>>32233954He's yelling at fillies in heaven now, Anon.
>>32233975Ponies are just really fucking gay
>>32233981Nope.Apple Bloom is straight and she's mine.
>>32233981But those two are like, extra gay.
Not discriminating, but when was the pedo general renamed to MLP general? Asking for a friend.
>>32233981Lesbians are trash.
>>32234011Are we still pretending like MLPG never talked about foal fucking before this?
>>32234020Except for incest lesbians.
>>32234011Dash quit your horsery and go make out with your girlfriend alreadyYou'll feel better
>>32234023It wasn't an every day thing, though. At least, not while the thread was alive and moving.We used to do other things before we came here and everything split off into its own general and everyone left for the Discord.
>>32234038Right in the pussy
>>32234035>It wasn't an every day thing, though. At least, not while the thread was alive and moving.MS posted the pictures he illustrated for that futa loli luna fic (or whatever) whenever he finished them, we had multiple writers writing fapfics about foals, Scootanon (some shitposter from argentina) used to make foal fucking post daily. >We used to do other things before we came hereWe still did things after we came here. It's stupid if you're trying to imply otherwise. The only big difference right now is that we're really slow so now people complaining about shit they don't like are extra annoying.
>>32234048It's better to just ignore moralfags.
>>32234011This place has always been the pedo general.
>>32234069It's just confusing to me.The stuff in MLPG is so tame so I wonder how they even browse other boards.
stop not loving fillies
Ok but Applejack was right to tell Renba to be responsible for the granniesElderly people require a lot of special attentionIf they were to slip on the dance floor and fall they could easily become hospitalized and dieThey could choke and die if they tried to eat anything harder than carrot soupAnd with the high probability they have dementia, they could be swindled at the gambling table, taken advantage of by some crook, or forget how to do basic tasks, and end up lost, with no memory of who they areApplejack was right to be overly cautious, just like she was with Apple BloomHer experience with losing both parents at a young age and being forced to grow up fast taught her to be more responsible and careful than the average pony her age
>>32234074I honestly think the whole "OMG they are all pedos!" thing /mlp/ has on us is just their latest sad attempt to get the mods to remove us.
>>32233948I want to have casual sex with PinkieCasual, no-strings sex with a really slutty and carefree girl is my greatest fantasy
>>32234035>It wasn't an every day thing, though. At least, not while the thread was alive and moving.It very very much was. I know because i pedopost a lot every day and have done so since 2011, and i see around the same response and other pedoposts now as before.If i had to guess you simply didn't suffer the same confirmation bias you do now. Or there is difference but it comes from other types of posting dying down, not a growth in pedoposting, so it appears more dense.
>>32234084OhI just want to be in a loving relationship
>>32234088It could have just been that. Since threads moved faster back then, I was just never in threads where it was prevalent.Now it's fucking constant and I can't stand it because I long ago hit tolerance for fillyposting.It made me miss "pony does (x)" shitposting. How fucked up is that.
>>32234096Do not rape the loli pony
>>32234098If the loli pony doesn't want to be raped, she should just consent then.
>>32234096It's a handful of easy to filter post that usually last for less than an hour
>>32234110ThisSince moderation around here is lax it's the only other option
>>32234078
>>32234111You don't want to get on that train anyway, Muffins, trust me.
>>32233924Yes?
As someone who occasionally posts sexual stuff, if you don’t respond to the sexual posts, we will quickly stop. We are just horny.
>>32234110Logically using filters make sense, but people use the word "filly" outside of fillyposting sometimes.I'm being aggravated needlessly by the autistic idea that I may miss something of value if I filter anything.Even more autistic is the idea that there IS anything of value going on in here that I should pay attention to.
>>32234123Once again this episode was all about RD being a selfish cunt
>>32234127larger
>>32234118It should be the first thing that comes to someones mind>this anon made a post about fucking a filly so I should filter him>these two (or three) anons are replying to each other about filly fucking I should filter them>this anon post the same pictures from the same exact artist and very rarely ever post anything else so I should filter his pictures This is boiling my autism. Why weren't these people bitching when we had shitposters that actually made threads unenjoyable?
>>32234111I want to take Derpy on a date and really pamper her and treat her like a princess. She deserves it for being such a good girl.
>>32234142Because something they don't like is being posted and they need to make sure everybody knows.
>>32234140
>>32234142I thought the Ikaspammer was funny, though. Especially when the bot spat out a >Terse backlinking to a Terse post
>>32234140I would like to do nonsexual stuff with that large hippieI would like to hug that large hippie
>>32234147Jesus christ, draw the line somewhere, man
>>32234148Nigga I'm not even talking about something that lasted (fuck me if I remember wrong) 3 days.
>>32234151I want to be a pet pony for that large hippie
>>32234158it cannot be contained
>>32234148I liked the one guy who asked if he could test his bot on us.He seemed like a nice guy.
How do I get Rei to draw more OL Diamond Tiara?
>>32234169looks like shit
>>32234172he doesn't take commissions does he
>>32234162I recalled the botspamming being off-and-on for weeks, though, until they worked out their script and moved elsewhere.I will admit a good number of namefags were obnoxious, but I tended to just skim over posts with their names on them.>>32234171Didn't he thank us after it got improved and we ping-ponged it to other threads?
>>32234181No and he is literally the only artist I have ever wanted to give money to
Lolis should be flat.
>>32234184Yeah, I think it broke in our thread for a while before he fixed it, thanked us and it popped off somewhere else.
>>32234190Loli can't help her body.
>>32234186You and me both. A weird number of artfags who went to/come here are practically allergic to money and the stress of meeting peoples' expectations for services rendered.>>32234193Wonder what that guy's doing now?
>>32234177Well, that was entertaining.Rick really loses a lot of his punch when his burping and wasted phrases and cynical practicality aren't shoved down our ears in rapid succession. His thing is being strangely uncomfortable to be around despite being impressive, and that doesn't really translate into the written form as well as the auditory form.Still, it's something/10.
>>32234190>not loving bothhttps://exhentai.org/g/1127016/cf0f29e2a1/
>>32234201That poor girl, having tits that big that young would be hell.
>>32234214land of magic makes it easier
>>32234213Oppai lolis are just too unbalanced. It just doesn't fit their small, slim bodies.
>when you randomly get reminded why you will never, ever accept that EG is a thing
Does Yona celebrate Yak shaving day?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1kA5r3HRr8
>>32234227Ponies take pictures of themselves too my man
>>32234190Lolis should have hooves.
>>32234190>>32234252The obvious answer is lolis must be fauns.
>>32234263With crotchtits.
>>32234245>shaved yaksWhy isn't this a thing? Or am I searching the wrong tag?
>>32234136
>>32233103I'm happy to hear that, Anon.
>>32234038Bout fucking time, I went to play vidya because of the wait. Shantae is adorable.
>>32234190World's best imouto.
>>32234323Shame all the past Dash episodes couldn't be this great, but I'll take what I can get.
>>32234354Boop her featureless.
>>32234220Finally, someone speaks the truth. All these fake pedos running around wanting grown woman titsDelicious flat chest every day
>>32234343That's not Dash, Pinkie, or Rarity
>>32234378>Dash or RarityPinkie's probably good but Dash? Rarity would be a world-class big sister, though.
>>32234343What about this imouto?
>>32234448She's good, damn good. Not the best, but a solid top 3 candidate.
>>32234454>Not the bestShe's not going to let that stand. She'll prove that she's the best imouto.
>>32234459>beating yellowquietI'D LIKE TO SEE HER TRY
Derpin
>>32234443>spunky tomboy>himedereOpen your eyes anon
>>32234467Spunky tomboys are for childhood best friends or daughterus.>himedereI don't know enough chinese cartoons to recognize that word.
Long, soft filly mane.
>>32234493Has that fucker made any lewds lately? Literally the only thing I want from him.
What did they just hear?
>>32234524My dream to find a nice mare that loves me without being paid
What was Trixie's relationship with her father like?
>>32234538NO AWOOING
>>32234538
>>32234547WHAT DID I JUST SAY
>>32234553
>>32234557That's it, I'm calling the ponice.
>>32234573Even the 3DPD ones are super huggable.
>>32234577When you look at pictures of ponies (pony ponies, not horses), you can see where they got their inspiration for the proportions of the ponies in the many generations of the show. Especially G1. There's a reason it's called My Little Pony, not My Little Horsie.PonyShouldPonyPony
>>32234585
>>thiswholefuckingthread
>>32234598Celestia's tall, sexy body and long legs are something else entirely. Her horsey muzzle and beautiful horsey body turn me on tremendously.
>>32234604You got a problem with loving ponies, hombre?
>>32234524Your sex life
>>32234668My what?
Once a filly sees you, she will never leave you alone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkMOpb3HVxM
Why do the Wonderbolts spend so much time in their co-ed locker room in various states of undress?
>>32234604>yourwholefuckinglifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koXnR38W0JY
>you will never marry a pony
>>32234679Exactly
ponies where born to serve
pony pon pon
>>32234753Who do I need to throw money at to get a picture of maid filly, mare, and stallion wearing those things
>>32234767im glad those two good friends got to have a good time
>>32234753>If it has a flat bottom, your pet can haul it!Great, my pet can haul white girls
>>32234775But Rarity has the third biggest ass in ponyville
>>32234773I wonder if Lyra were to do the thing on Bon Bon’s clit what would happen
>>32234775This isn't the My Little Zebra general
>>32234795There's only one zeb I need.
>>32234794
Can someone please point me towards the MLZG?
>>32234802Goddamn, that's so fucking old.
>>32234799But...
>>32234804We need to go older.
>>32234809>that artistAnon, no. I put that horror behind me.
>>32234817scootabuse
>>32234804What's wrong with old stuff?>>32234809Aye
>>32234817aww, come on
>>32234823>The_Florida_Project.pngWhat a great movie that was
>>32234785Who are 1 and 2?
>>32234819>>32234823For what purpose
>>32234827We gotta respect the classics, man
I'm still mad
>>32234820you fucker I did not want feels
dude I dont care its 4am post ponys
>>32234830autist, MMDW is the ultimate pleb filter
>>32234830I'm gonna cheer up that filly.
>>32234840The key to overcome those specific feels is remembering that 1. it was Nightmare Moon, not Luna, who got imprisoned 2. She was imprisoned IN the moon, not ON the moon
I poast poen xD
>>32234865Yes, I agree that only plebs like it
The weekend ended. Bring me the Monday filly.
>Today is National Librarian DayWhere do they get the books now?
>>32234922Amazon.
Will you drink a unicorn's titty-milk?
>>32234975Straight from the tap.
>>32235006
sad horse posting hour
life is so wothless the only thing that can make me somewhat happy one time a week is ending forever
there is no one who will talk to me irl about things I enjoy, there is not a chance in hell my waifu will ever become real and even if she did she would never love me
>>32234922>nowAs opposed to when?>>32234934Nah, publishing houses' bookshops still apply significant discounts to libraries' orders
to sad/lazy to cook anything but tater tots and chicken tenders but eating them only reminds me how pathetic my life is
my skin is so cold am I even humanand do i even want to be
>>32235048
>>32235073
>it's real Fluttershy hours
>>32235083Friendship is magic
>>32235083Friendship is magicwhy fluttershy is farting rainbows ?
>>32234829>>32234823>>32234809Damn that's evil >>32234820;(
>>32235062The picture you posted actually seems to suggest you're a quadrupedal, horse-like being
>LatAm starts posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdCy6MGOVfw
>>32235033>>32235039>>32235048>>32235056>>32235062Life is filled with profound sorrow, but that isn't all it's filled with. You have to take the bad with the good, and trust that the good is coming.
>sad horsesno horsespost griffons
Sad hour is over.
>>32235125Why bother to write down all those words instead of posting this
Sooner or later, all ponies die.
>>32235134Yay
>>32235144Except for the princesses. They live forever.
Mare says it isn't rape if you're just teaching them.
>>32235155Princess Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends*>* friendships not guaranteed to last forever
>>32235160don't believe her lies
>>32235177who do ponies act like cats with intelligence ?
Which stallion would make the best bf to a human guy?
>>32235183Shining Armor.
>>32235183Trixie’s dad
>>32235114SayWhat do you think is the most popular topic in MLPG based on peak hours for different parts of the world
>>32234693Why are Fleetfoot and Misty so goddamn horny
Why is Celestia so wise
Are you pondering what she's pondering?
>>32235198>banishes sister to the moon>cannot even fix the sky>doesn't take any precaution against vanished evil>rely everything on their studentOh boi.
>>32235182
>>32234777
It’s a good morning to post Fluttershy
>>32235223
Why does it suddenly smell like chaos and rabbit dick
>>32235230Dash is no stranger to having her face buried between those legs I see
>>32235238Better than it smelling of parfume and cum
>>32235231HEYDO YOU HAVE A LICENSE TO WERF
>Dashie episode>tons of meme facesevery time
>>32235231Does Fluttershy even realize a flame thrower is attached to her, she seems kind of oblivious like she could just happily turn towards you at any moment
>>32235250right here anon
Smells like animal piss in here.
>>32234826Cookie Crumbles and Mrs.Cake of course.
>>32235258I ain't ever gonna understand getting mad at cartoons being cartoons
>>32235300You mean you don’t watch ponies to get angry? What are you even doing
>>32235238Fluttershy smells like green and hippie though
>>32235304That disgusting dreadlock scent
>>32235304No she smells like blue and fast
The entire town has had their way with FluttershyShe’s probably sexually used on an hourly basis
>>32235320Heavenly*
anybody need some goops
>>32235334Have you ever had to live with someone who has dreadlocks?
>>32235343boops > goops
>>32235223She's okay for a yellow horse.
>>32235200Thinking about shooping LUNA WON'T YOU CRY FOR ME as the background lyrics
FILLY HAS SUCH A FUNNY VOICE!
I want to touch Fluttershy's cutie marks.
>>32235361Fluttershy needs to be fucked silly and cum in and on every hour by the entire town.
>>32235348I have. Twice, but they were basketball-Americans
I want a stallion boyfriend. How do?
>>32235375Wow, she has come a long way since we first saw her.
>>32235384She just loves being gangbanged.
>>32235382Carry sugar cubes at all timesOne stallion is bound to follow you home and maybe a few mares
HAIRYGOTHFERRETS!
Wow, this is seven months old already, where does the time go?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmhifH1Wx8k
>>32235447trash
>>32235447I love this but I am forever confused about Flash's continued appearances.I don't know if we're supposed to feel bad for him, laugh at him, or hope he and Sunset get back together. He didn't even get with Derpy.
>>32235447
Apfl ?
>>32235480>each cmc va has met with some varying degree of JUST
>>32235474I don't mind Flash Sentry. I mean it's not like I'm cheering for him to score some ass or anything, but I wouldn't care if he actually did something relevant once in a while.
>>32235490How d'ya mean? I haven't been keeping up with them.
Your favorite pony.
>>32235525
>>32235525I'm liking the yellow in this thread
>>32235504Creber looks like Benedict Cumberbatch transitioning, Claire looks like Miley Cyrus, and Maddie I swear to god, could pass for a Hilary double right now.
>>32235537Ah, so puberty hit them like a dump truck.Wonder if the Hillary look was even Maddie's idea.
>>32235529Apple is an apple, and apples are really fantastic!>>32235531I liked her in her recent episode, she's a very nice pony.>>32235534It's her!Cloud Dash!
>>32235545
>>32235537>>32235539That's what happens to thots like them.
>>32235534Look at that pony who USED to be coolNow she teaches egghead classes and hangs out with grannies
>>32235551I think he's exaggerating a little, but being in any entertainment-related industry for any length of time can fuck somebody up.Especially with how children in the industry are passed around like party favors more often than not.
>>32235557It's not live-action hollywood shit so I doubt they're hit with that
>>32235561They have consorted with ponyfags to a concerning degree though.
>>32235537You are the meanest
>>32235562That seemed like it was always their idea thoughFucking Creber charged people $100 for a skype call or something and Sweetie's VA seemed like she was loving the attention for a while (I also don't remember Scoot's VA doing much)
>>32235577why does honesty make you cry?do you take comfort in believing a lie?
>>32235592Zebs are pretty and I want to see moreSomething that rhymes with more
>>32235584Mando was a tumor that attached to them for awhile until they got 2old.
>>32235618He also ruined a marriage that one timeAnd then Sibsy ruined her life.
booping in the 90s
>>32235626Pank it!
>>32235626There is something between her hind legs.
>>32235691It's her featureless
Filly is running around the bulk foods area eating candies from different bins.The guy who works there is looking at you.
>>32235700N-nonny, that's lewd.
NOI
You wouldn't say no to a filly.
>>32235721I wanna fuck that horse
>>32235721Don't make my baby cry
>>32235756NoI would not
>>32235686Invisible tiny horse piano.
>>32235531>>32235545I like YOU in this thread for liking this pony
>>32235757I suspect you exclusively want to fuck underage horses.
>>32235772Not exclusively but it's a huge plus.
>>32235768Her kindness never relents.
>>32235775You seem to prefer them over mares and stallions at least.
>>32235775I wanna fuck that horse
>>32235784she is the ultimate embodiment of what I engage in the concept of ponies for.
>>32235790YesFoals are the most sex of all
>>32235793Getting cucked eternally?
Post the horse you love the most, MLPG.
>>32235802No, kindness, innocence.Discoshy is a headcanon for now.
>>32235806
>>32235782Bless Ronnie
>>32235808Fluttershy is a great pony, Anon. Don't listen to the shitposters.
>>32235824Thanks, after so long of dealing with it and knowing that we'll have resolution soon, I'm feeling pretty good.
>>32235831Poners are so cute in the movie, especially Dashie. I really like her eyes.
>>32235860I really like her mane.
>>32235808Kindness is good. I wish people were less assholes. As far as taking shit from people, Fluttershy is 1-ply though;. She falls apart under pressure.Ponies in general though are good to each other as long as it's not Shit On The Mane Six Day.
>>32235871She's seemingly portrayed a little stronger as of recently, which is controversial, but I still love her.
Fluttershy is alright
>>32235768>>32235793I feel like I'm going to be thinking about these posts for a while, there have been some similar ones in the last few weeks that have stuck with me. They speak to me in a way that I never thought they would. You probably have no idea what I mean but you shouldn't worry about it, just know those replies have actually shown me something.
>>32235871Every day so far has been shit on the main six day. RD was being a nofun. Flutters was literally becoming a bitch as a character trait that should basically be permanent now (not that it will be). Pinky was emotionally unstable in a way that showed a lack of understanding of herself and people in general. Twilight disregarded and misunderstood the nature of basically every interaction with the school accrediting guy, though that is understandable since kindness to your enemies is a rare feat.
>>32235887I've felt similar things before, glad to have made a difference.
>>32235875I actually do appreciate Flutter Less-shy. She's less shy now and more just 'reserved'. She doesn't put herself out there much and it exhausts her, but she's stronger. The fact they're willing to not reset her character arc every time she learns to be less of a push over is good.
>>32235960It makes her more relatable to me, which is why I'm more comfortable with it I suppose. She's not necessarily portrayed as learning the same lesson over and over as much as improving herself with each iteration (in my view). Certainly there are those in more realistic contexts that can and do "learn lessons" more than once, and the only reason it's not as defensible in the show is that it's flagged as rehashing or poor writing. She's the one that has progressed the most significantly.
>>32235991She has. It's fun to pretend it's the same lesson but her lesons have been different aspects of dealing with public, other ponies, performance, expectations, not standing up for herself, etc. It's not literally the same lesson. And even if it was, like the last Larson episode mentioned, it's okay to learn the same lesson again and again. Sometimes you need incremental improvement.Fluttershy has definitely come the farthest.
>>32236070
I just LOVE what you've done with the place, mlpg
>>32236104can't rape the willing
>>32236104>no "growth a dick and behave like a dog"Shit list
>>32236114If only I could get dicked. I'm about one bad week away from buying a Bumble Hooves dildo from Bad Dragon. I don't think I'm ugly or fat, just too autistic.
>>32236135Stop eating all that soy you degenerate. Have a steak and a few onions and you'll feel much better.
>>32236104>>32236114>>32236135Do NOT lewd the pure kindness pony
>>32236146I bet she's kind enough to take dick.
>>32236135sex is for people with self esteem issues
I don't love you anymoregoodbye
>>32236152yes but only in the context of a loving, meaningful relationship
>>32236155Is jerking off for people with self esteem issues?
>>32236146who is this cutie patootie
>>32236170Yes.
>>32236174Flutterbutter
>>32236145I eat mostly vegetarian because I like the challenge. I like to cook and beans are cheaper than meat. That pre-made vegetarian crap with all the soy is too expensive for me. I've been crushing on my best friends since junior high. There's no saving me.
>>32236167And being a public use slut on the side.
Which pony eats the most soy?
>>32236183
>>32236132I really miss futashy
>>32236198Twilight seems the most indoctrinated. I nominate her.
>>32236167>a loving, meaningful relationshipI ain't got time
>>32236214It was such a retarded idea but I still found it entertaining, if only CL wasn't insane
>>32236214I honestly don't.But yes, as that other anon said, it's a pity CL was insane.
>>32236223I didn't have an absent father, unless you count absent minded.
Twilight's friends found the erotic fanfiction she writes where they're all hyper futas doing lewd shenanigans.
>>32236256time for suicide
>>32234975https://i.imgur.com/PMaliXB.png
>>32236256I want to see Twi being unbearably dorkyLike full on sweaty nerd girl about Starswirl or some nerdy shit
>>32236268did you draw that? that's pretty good anon
>>32236256"Can you do this, Twi? Is it a real spell? I wanna try it!"
>twilight acting like a dork trying out her fetishes with you in bed
>>32236280Dash you wouldn’t know the first thing to even do with a dick
>>32236293I’d sing into the top like a microphone
>>32236163>.gif
>>32236234>>32236229I remember people said that she was found out fucking one of her dogs or something, is that what you guys are talking about or did something else happen?
>>32236268oh my
>>32236256Twilight was EA all along
>>32236305>she was found out fucking one of her dogsyesYES
>>32236293>Dash gets a dick>she's super horny but also cluelessGod, I'd love to tease her and edge her so badly. And probably suck her dry after a while.
>>32236314>edging your futa waifuANON NO
>>32236293It takes little creativity to stick your dick in things. Even less to just touch it until you're edging. Dash would be fine. Even more so with a partner.
>>32236312so was it confirmed or
>>32236305I... I don't think she actually did that, but she was like, half-deaf and after a certain point started going towards BCS-off-her-meds-levels of unstable.
>>32236327Huh. Oh well.She always was a bit fucked in the head.You guys seen the latest friday neigh shoutisode
Jesus fucking christ
>>32236324Well, nothing else would fuck that hamplanet.
>>32236345
>>32236346I vaguely remember some anon trying to claim that he memed that event into existence. Take that for what you wish, I wasn't here for the CL days.
>>32236362Stop being awful anonthat is over the line
>>32236345Calm down and post a gay shotacon doujin
>>32236373Oh hey you rememberyeah I'm just trying to stir up shit again, I just wanted to check if people actually still believed that.How long ago was that evenwhy am I still here
>>32236392No, that was me!Wait, neither of us have any valid reason to be believed.
it's alright, I was here when the first pony was postedI will be here when the last horse will beband we'll remember all our friends along the way
>>32236396My name is Cartoonlion and I can confirm that I get regularly fucked by my dog.
>>32236403thank you anon. It's good to know someone will remember me when I'm gone. Even if it's just with the stupid image edits I've made over the last seven years getting reposted.
>>32236268You draw nice poners
INCREASE THE FRIENDSHIP LEVELS
>>32236268Is that for Spike or Flurryheart?I want some.
Why haven't you bought a filly yet?
>>32236448Fillies are not for sale.I don't want a filly.I wouldn't buy a filly.
>>32236448I'm on the market. As in I'm a filly for sale. I hope Anon likes me.
>>32236456>I don't want a filly.
>>32236448I don’t have what it takes to care for another living thing.
>>32236434Squeak plsreturn to your grave
>>32236485>you will never be a horsebando's happy waifu and pump out eight foals you love as equally as the last
>>32234025As you wish, shy. But no peeking from you this time!
>>32236268god damn
My pony short-circuited after being booped. How to fix?
>>32236310
>>32236559Boop her again to reset.
>>32236268
Do you have a mare brain or a stallion brain?
>>32236321
>>32236565She and her entire species probably smell like poop.It's clogged in her coat and you know it.
>>32236574What are the signs of having a mare brain?
>>32236574A stallion everything, obviously
>>32236565The frozen loop stopped, but now she won't respond to anything. Did I brick her?
>>32236587You're not a stallion, saucer.You wouldn't be able to post here with hooves.
filly can't get her wobserver back up and has no idea what the problem is
>>32236592I'd brick her if you know what I mean.
>>32236593You completely underestimate earth pony determinationand tonque skills
Yaks cutest Yaks best
>>32236602>FlyingSaucer>Can't flyI bet you're not even saucy.
>>32236602>and tongue skills
>>32236319Dash always cums really fast, it's easy to get her worked up.
>>32236619Depends on the other individual
>>32236627What about for me, Fissy?
>>32236631Depends on what kind of pony you arealso that is still incredibly silly/cute
>>32236600
>>32236593Keyless keyboards exist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnxSTShwDdQ
>>32236592I wish posting rarity without lashes were a bannable offense
>>32236627fs how many images do you have saved? how do you keep them all organized?
>>32236658Why the fuck would anyone want this?
>>32236669Reminder that they're fake
>>32236678not that guy but digiKam is pretty sweetIt's a constant struggle to keep this under 1k, though.
>>32236678What kind of images? You mean pony in general? If so, lots and lots. I have folders divided into the main general one with screencaps, a fanart folder, a lewd folder, an animated folder, a saucerhorse folder, and a few of those have a couple of subfoldersI mostly find stuff by filename and search. But I have stuff going back a million years
>>32236667https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://i.imgur.com/ajC4lKk.gif&v=5f1P_jM-v_0
>>32236693Raricow a cute
>>32236622I didn't have this Dash, saved.I just realized that mcsadat and xioade have similar styles and I can't tell them apart.
>>32236693>>32236714YOU CAN SEE HER TITS!
>>32236722That's an udder, anon
>>32236726It's a giant boob with four nipples.
>>32236722Just an average day in Mooquestria
>>32236638I am a filly pony. But I really like sauce.I will rectify this situation.
>>32236833fillyfication is illegal and an immediate disqualification
Did someone say fillyfication?
Do NOT fillyfy the pretty little colt
>>32236841>Not wanting to do filly things>Not wanting to play filly gamesWhat's the appeal of being a stallion? Sure they're cute and adults and have horsecocks but according to my porn folder most of the mares do too.
>>32236876Your porn folder is awful thenyou should get a better onestallion things are far more entertaining and cute
>>32236876I like your porn folder.
>>32236888>you should get a better oneWould you share yours?
twilight was better before she got wings
>>32236917That wouldn't be a good idea for a multitude of reasonsI suggest you improve yours by looking for some quality stallion stuff on derpi. Nearly everything I have is on there I thinkI do wish I had more though
>>32236918so were you
>>32236631
Threadly appreciation post for Daniel Ingram.
>>32236955Why did Ponk rape AJ?
>>32236955is Applejack dead
what is your hoof for
>>32236943Gaaayyy
>>32236943that is one tiny anon
>>32236964I theorize that said anon is secretly shrinking himself via magical means to the point he will be able to ride equestrian ponies like actual horsesa diabolical plan really
Ponies really like looking at butts.
>>32236982It makes sense, their butts tell the future.
>>32236962Gallus is too sexy and it shouldn't be allowed.
>>32236982Well, yeah
>>32236989
Why haven't you guys grown up yet
>>32237031Growing up is for losers
>>32237031If I grow up then I'll be arrested for cuddling all of the fillies all the time
>>32237031I'm trying to become a filly
>>32236962I want to be fucked by that bird very hard and maybe do some really gay stuff with his paws after.
>>32237047you should talk to this anon >>32236833he seems to be an expert
How soft do you think a filly's coat is?
>>32237060where did she buy it?
>>32237084At the thrift shop while poppin' tags.
>>32237084She made it herself. She's really proud of it.
>>32237084She got it for freefrom her parentson her very first birthday
>>32237104i bet the stitching is amateur
>>32237109Why don't you run your hands over her and check for yourself?
>>32237122I'm not falling for that again
>>32237051That's kinda gay, anon.
wait. are you talking about coats that you wear? or coats that go on your body?
>>32236391https://exhentai.org/g/1198865/7361270634/
Image limit.https://derpibooru.org/1709730
Please kill me now>>32237168
>>32237155>last image wasted on one of the massivest faggots
>>32237175I feel like apologizing would be appropriate
>>32237174You are crazy if you think I am posting in that
>>32237174Yeah noSomeone make an actual new horse
>>32237174How can you fuck up linking to the previous thread?
>>32237188>>32237193>>32237198You fucking pussies
>>32237202avataring is against the globals rules, so that thread is not goodneed a new one
>>32237198But he didn't fuck it up. It links to this thread.
>>32237208Fuck the rules you rulefag
>>32237202I just asked a question.
>>32237209I'm really drunk and also stupid
>>32237224Actual non retarded new horse
>>32237225thanks anon
is this the horse
For fuck's sake, can we at least hit the bump limit not to have three threads dangling?
>"we">implying someone else cares
>>32237318maybe
But whatever.
Almost there.
Soon I'll be free.
And done.
This is why we need Isaac
'c '
I love Rainbow Dash.
>>32237108You mean on her zeroth birthday.
https://derpibooru.org/1709592?
