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Would you a wild granny?
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>>32236455
I was working when the episode aired, how much did this board lewd the old ladies?
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>>32236467
No matter how much they did, the answer is always the same.
Not enough.
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>>32236467
Surprisingly little, and I can only recall one guy complaining about it. What happened?
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wet mares
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>>32236455
I would indeed
There is like no Porn of old Granny smith that's not meant to be a joke
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>>32237349
Time to change this
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>>32236455
>"Don't forget Granny's nooks and crannies!"
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>>32236490
Granny mares are gross. Fillies ok, mares great, gravebait grannies gross.

https://derpibooru.org/589676
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Did they fuck?
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>>32236455
Honestly? Why not?
Old bitches got a shitton of experience. Bet she sucks dick like a champ.
>not taking the Benjamin Franklin approach
>"Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress
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>>32237922

>shitton of experience

Or it's the opposite.

>Granny Smith only did missionary for procreation because that's what ponies did back in her day
>she never even knew what a blowjob is
>"Fee diddly daggum, I can't seem to diddle yer dong, anon."
>pops her dentures out
>chokes on your cock
>dies
>have to explain her death to AJ, Big Mac, and AB
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>>32237939
what the fuck
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>>32237939
>"Fee diddly daggum, I can't seem to diddle yer dong, anon."

Okay, that fucking got me. I read it in her voice and everything.




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