First and last G4 movie edition813: The Mean 6Written by Michael Vogelhttps://sendvid.com/fwh8sysnhttps://mega.nz/#!nXQjkJBT!7oh62yIG9pp3dIb79Jqj8q31eLOFZC9vT0EyUr4880gPonyville Mysteries: Journey to the Livewood is storytimed here!>>32472026 The Canterlot High Stories: Twilight Sparkle's Science Fair Sparks is still storytimed here!>>32472152 Ponyville Mysteries #1 is still storytimed here!>>32443278 Previous thread>>32506878
We almost had two threads.
I love My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
EPISODE LINKS:http://yp1.yayponies.no/videos/episodes.php814: A Matter of Principals - When Twilight Sparkle leaves Starlight in charge of the School of Friendship, Discord is frustrated he wasn't picked for the job, and he does his best to make Starlight's new role impossible.815: The Hearth's Warming Club - A prank gone wrong ruins Hearth's Warming Eve preparations, and while Twilight tries to figure out which of her students is behind it, the students bond over shared memories of home.816: Friendship University - When Twilight discovers there's another school of friendship, she and Rarity go to investigate and are shocked to discover that Twilight's idol and Pillar of Old Equestria, Starswirl the Bearded, is enrolled at Friendship U!Luna Quest Threads:https://pastebin.com/gyivrA79 Waiting on Countdown:http://mlpg.co/countdown/MLPG Event/Activity Calendar:http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>32509288You're probably not but don't take my dumb shitposting seriously. I'm just bored.
Bug is sad no one likes him for who he is.
whos ready for the true antagonists of season 8
>>32509313These are the only characters in the show I never want to see reformed
>>32509303Yes that does appear to be Marker
>>32509303>marker last name is ponyhow embarrassing
>>32509326It's better than calling her Markerita.That name was retarded.
>>32509298I'm starting to think I'd a changedling oc would be right for me.
>>32509345Well you have plenty of colors to choose fromand they are super silly
>>32509353can't argue with that
>>32509353But who are the girls?I love Rarity's new outfit but her old one is nice too. She pretty
>>32509360what acute clown
>>32509360Sir, sirYou missed one
>>32509350I would. And they are quite silly and fun. So did most adopt the headcanon that the ones with gems in their neck were males? Or did that never catch on? I recall it was mostly us grasping at straws.
>>32509381WHAT ABOUT YOUR CORN?
>>32509365He seems familiar!
>>32509381Hi "I will never appear in the show" pony
just watched the episodi liked itending felt like a biiiiit of a cop out, I was really expecting the clones to succeed and beat chrysalis and be like, the Nega-Mane6nega-Twilight is cold, calculating and deviousand strong enough to hit back at chrysalis!does that mean regular Twily is just as stronk now?
>>32509378I go with that simply because both thorax and his brother have them. Or at least its a trait that can appear only on males, but maybe not all males necessarily have themThe other possibility is the different changeling morphologies we see are vestigal remnants of a caste setup that no longer really applies to how they go about living. Maybe they still present traits of warrior/worker/what have you even if they no longer actual have those roles
>>32509392>and strong enough to hit back at chrysalis!Let be honest there, that cheeseleg is probably weak for the lack of love and hive
>>32509381I always think her tears are cum from the thumbnail
>>32509394Yeah, that makes sense.The horn is an interesting variant too. Some don't even have them. That yellow one seems to consistently have a small one.Really, if we were more dedicated we could have named these.
>>32509288She's listening to Deftones.
>>32509384YOU seem familiarAren't you the notorious collarer-er?
>>32509401Good point.I always thought in my head that if she were narcissistic enough Queen Chrysler could self-sustain by loving herself so much.She didn't really seem mal-nourished either.
>>32509293I'd still watch it.
>>32509419>She didn't really seem mal-nourished either.She's skinny as fuck
>>32509429All the changelings were malnourished and skinny as fuck. That's kind of their thing. Did she look worse though?
>>32509429come on this lanky bug has always been skinny
>>32509432No, but it wouldn't kill her to have a have a sandwich
>>32509415I thought it was fashionable, glorious, beautiful. I had no idea that such an article of clothing could have such a massive effect on a stallion. The attention I got, the booze, the sex. This drug induced fever dream was my paradise, and I bathed in the excess. Now, I look back on that collar, and I realized how much of an idiot I was. It changed me. It drove my friends and family away. They scattered to the corners of the world just to avoid my immense pride of that circular choker that squeezed my neck. I regret everything, but I still have my collar.
her butt is even smaller than Luna's
>>32509281Filly reminds you that nobody loves you.
>>32509466A butt that small should be illegalThis is the real reason Chrysalis was deposed. Lack of ass.
>>32509437But could a changeling be fat?
>>32509466I have never been so excited in my entire life
>>32509487Not the old ones if theyre always borderline starving.Maybe the new ones?
god i love thots in my partyhttps://derpibooru.org/1757057
IT AIN'T MEIT AIN'T MEEI AIN'T NO ALICORN'S SOOOON
What was the best moment of the previous episod?
>>32509670evil twilight being a huge smug cunt.
>>32509690smug nega-twilight and nega-rarity's many meme faces
>>32509470It wasn't really continuous enough to be roleplaying. It was a silly reply to a silly reply and they dropped it. that FlyingSaucerJr thing last night (this morning?) was roleplaying.
>>32509690Gawd tara can make twilight sound so good when being evil/sarcastic its almost a shame the episode ended the way it did.What if they DID secure the elements yknow?
>>32509520You my nigga
give me some good night poners
>>32509725I meant to post this bad porn toohttps://derpibooru.org/1674211
>>32509726GO THE FUCK TO BED
>>32509726Are zebs okay?
>>32509378>>32509394>>32509411Headcanon: Changelings have an insanely complex gender/caste system with multiple "sexes" performing different roles in their society. Ponies have no clue how it works, because every time a changeling tries to describe it the pony either gets confused or nauseous or both.
>>32509767There are only 2 changeling genders.
>>32509728but that isn't bad at allyou lied to me you asshole
>>32509790This isn't the Equestria I want to live in
I've been listening to too much >fanfictionI hesitate a little every time I'm about to say 'anybody' or 'hand' out loud (the few times I talk) because it sounds weird.
>>32509767Eh, I always liked the Idea that Chrysalis was the only female in her hive and laid all the eggs, and with the nu-bugs it's reversed.Thorax is the only male and and all the others are female. He has to spend hours of his day just fucking. Though it's a lot easier now that his brother's there. The more males there are the more the hive can expand. Or something.
>>32509840So they all went from fucking to getting fucked? Is that why they're such fags now? Do they get turned on by Thorax's big antlers?I'd think Thorax wouldn't have it in him to actually stick his dick into something.
>>32509794That guy draws a lot of stuff I likehttps://derpibooru.org/1372479
>>32509853stallion on woman is pretty great
best frame from s8 so far
>>32509858There will never be enough
>>32509858>>32509868>human femalebetter him than me!
>>32509873I love Zecora so much
i don't read fanfictions other than >greentexts sue me
>>32509873>>32509883She's a wonderful zeb. Shame she never got her own episode.
>>32509884See you in court
>>32509850>So they all went from fucking to getting fucked? Is that why they're such fags now?They went from being full of testosterone to full of estrogen. That's bound to cause some funny behavioral issues.>Do they get turned on by Thorax's big antlers?Sure. I mean, they don't seem to be serving any other function, so why not.>I'd think Thorax wouldn't have it in him to actually stick his dick into something.They're very submissive. He's slightly less submissive. It all works out.There's always a few minutes of waffling that goes on before he actually starts fucking one of them, either way.
>>32509840>>32509897I bet Pharynx does most of the work.
>>32509897I don't like my dick I think
>>32509928was Thorax legit royal bug blood if pharynx also became a big changeling like him?how does that work???
>>32509936I figured Thorax was big because he was the first to friendship or something.
>>32509936The hive needed to expand, so he was transformed into a male. Simple.
>>32509968How did they decide though?Is there a female equivalent of flatworm dick-fencing?
>>32509935On estrogen? Still friends with mine, but don't talk as much anymore. Biggest psyche thing for me was I'm exclusively into sexually submissive roles now.I was never particularly confrontational but there's less fight in me now. Emotions come easier as well. I'd say those two alone would drastically change how you approach situations. Including sexual ones.I don't believe that 'you start acting more feminine' thing. I think it's mostly placebo. Maybe.
>>32510044did they have fish sex
>>32509978I am too high
>>32509987Are you becoming the pretty mare, Anon?Can I brush your mane?
>>32509987You sound cute
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS,TO DEFEAT, THE BUGS
>>32510083>chariot >a little filly being cuteThis is the van rape of equestria?
>>32510048They're both female, how would that work? What, would they just rub their slits together until they spray each other down with their eggs during mutual orgasm? Actually that sounds pretty hot.
>>32510091Switch the first two words
>>32510098a chariot little filly being cute?
>>32510101pls don't make fun of chariot filly
>>32510098?airtseuqe fo epar nav eht si sihTLike this?
New moon tonight.
>>32510128I'm fine with the old Luna thanks
>>32510128I want my chubby moon
>>32510128>>32510201are you one of the """people""" always trying to embiggen my mom
>>32510218That only means that the first filly heat is incoming
>>32510206I love large suns as well
>samefag ready for americaposting
When was the last time you told your waifu she has a nice ass?
>>32510234That's a cute Bon
>>32510068Brushies are always good.Also it's not that I think I can actually be a 'pretty mare' or that I am. I'm okay with being called a guy, I just don't like being sirred, mistered and cringe when short people claim I'm tall when I'm the scrawniest king of manlets. ...and get happy when get m'amed or get a double take when I speakAlso>2018>Not growing your mane outI sure hope you guys don't do this
Are we butts now?
>>32510305We can be.
Hope y'all aint lookin at my butt
>>32510323I always am.
>>32510255A few minutes ago
>>32510255>>32510316Flutterbutts are in my top 3 of butts.
>>32510346Good taste. And the other two?
Rainbow Dash is great and good
MLPG STATUS1 minute = Alive2 minute = Lurking and booping another thread/board5 minutes = taking a nap10 minuted = bed15 minutes = beb20 minutes = ded30 minutes = DEAD BOARD, DEAD SHOW, DEAD FANDOM
two nukes were not enough
>>32510444is this a parody of something?
*wipes sweat from forehead* wew. This girls crazy, man. Lemme tell ya. *Chugs Gatorade* round nine really takes it out of ya. It was almost too much even for me, and im the fucking shit. What you got there? My Little Pony? Ha! I remember that shit. Discord was pretty cool. Good to know someone is still holding all that down. *looks at iphone* oh shit, she told her friend about me. Fuck, ill be up for round ten after i finish this steak. Later dude. Have fun with that ponies or whatever.
>>32510573That's a filly you're unfing at.
>>32510586Shut up baby, I know it!
>>32510618What a cutie that nobody saw because the movie bombed
What if Nyx was a filly?
>>32510635>white pantiesToo pure for this world
>>32510635>this got deleted on derpithat useful site tainted with shit moderation
>>32510644Just what she wants you to think.
>>32510701>Yet accrual CP is allowed.
>>32510701It's sad but the guy in charge seems to hate loli.
>>32510702Too old and probably with hair down there
>>32510751I want to cuddle them both.
Sweetie Belle is the perfect horse loli?
>>32510756Sorry, but you misspelled Diamond Tiara.
>>32510588alrightwho stole Twilight Sparkle's butthole?
>>32510756She's pretty up there.
>>32510762you ate it last night, remember?
>>32510765>>32510767I would cuddle them both.
new moon tonight
>>32510793> this is a
>>32510867What's wrong little filly?
pony wears the saddle bag
>>32510898how does she know
pedo gets the stick
The big apple
>>32510903the smol apul
>>32510900There are some things you just don't ask.
the dumb apple
The cute apple.
pony is ready to learn
>>32510922pony was born an expert
A FILLY IN A DRY LAND
colt is fucking drenched
FUCKIN PISSED NO ON E LINKED NEW THRED I"V BEEN WAITING IN THE OLD ONE ALL NIGHT MY DUMB FUCKIN GASS
>>32510991Hello, friend, we were waiting for you.
>>32510999>>32511002I FEEL LIKE A STUPID FUCK WHY DID I NOT JUST LOOK FOR A NEW GENERAL I JUST ASSUMED EVERY HORSEFUCKER MUST HAVE DIED AT THE SAME TIME
>>32510999How does she keep her flowers so fluffy?
>>32511017fear and intimidation
>>32510999>you will never maintain a windowbox garden
>>32511011It's fine, you're okay, we were just a little worried when you didn't show up.
>>32511027im really happy everyone did not spontaneously die
>>32511034We're happy you didn't die either.
>>32510991It's okay anonyou're safely back with us now
my OC looks repulsive
Pone is getting ready for school.
>>32511095pretty weak outfit
>Today is National Bourbon DayWill there be bourbon?
pone is getting ready to teach at school
>>32511085same feel as
>>32511105Check the cabinet.
Why does pony?
>>32511143Because ponies pony and pony ponies too.
>>32511150i puked a little
>>32511153why? they are magic it most likely smells like candy
>>32511158I want them to smell like shit
Headcanon: pony piss tastes like cider.
Is MLPG the Dark Souls of pony threads?
>>32511178>She smells like... purple
>>32511261a real purple would be confident in her purpleness
>>32511265I suppose you are right.
>>32511265It's her pinkness she's worried about exposing.
>>32511268she could be purple all the way through
her deep purple parts?
>>32511272>>32511280Can she be purple all the way? Extensive research will be required.
Real Purple Hours
OH SHIT, A RANDOM DERP APPEARED!
>>32511343>Twilicorn merchAbsolutely disgusting
>>32511344if you can't love twilight with wings you don't deserve her without
Gross you guys are posting the worst princess
>>32511358you spelled best wrong
>>32511358it seems nobody wants to nut inside Purple princess
>>32511364so do you?
>>32511361She may be the worst princess but she she has a gigantic purple butt that I would like to do things to
All this plum reminds me,>Available on June 27 2018I'm kinda looking forward to this. I hope they won't fuck up too badly. At least we'll have something to talk about this hiatus.
Full sun today.
>>32511385Are those two going to kiss?
>I hope they won't fuck up too badly.Haha, they will. Sigh.
>>32511387hey if we get a eclipse will you skip posting this for a day?
>>32511387hey can you just skip posting this every daythanks
>>32511387What day does it have to be to get full Cadance?
>>32511403>>32511405Loved happens every day.
>>32511410stop giving me chubby caused by chubbys
>>32511410I love you princnes love
I love you princess sun
>>32511414I Don't Know Where to draw the line help me mlpSkinny - Thicc - Chubby - Pregnant - This Is A Fetish Amount Of Fat - Looks Like A Balloon I say it goes right after Pregnant
>>32511419There is no line, just a soft, pleasant curve.
>>32511419>This Is A Fetish Amount Of FatThis the best kind
>>32511421see thats sexy as fuck and still falls under chubby I say I want to brush her hair and then ask for a hug
I love when we're love
>>32511447Hello evil filly. How are you?
>>32511450I can't wait for Cozy to prove to everyone she's not evil.And the Cozy Glow episodes in S9.
>>32511442Flurry is not for goth
>>32509987You sound like a tremendous fruit
>>32511474>"Why fat & razy amelican take picture with polly pocket doll?"
>>32511459I never understood the goth memegoths aren't hot over the age of 14 when you're a super edgy teen
>>32511491How do you feel about hippies/bubbly girls? Asking for my green friend and a pink friend.
>>32511502hippies can be coolAnd bubbly is marriage material
Do you like fillies, Anon?
>>32511506>I like smelly commies and retards better than goth girls
>>32511502Hippies are degenerate and smoking pot is something you should not do after becoming a grown ass woman / any woman who smokes weed is not mom maternalBubbly girls are fucking amazing and the yin to my yang man/ would wife /10 LOVE EM
>>32511512I will angrily pound you to the floornonsexually
>>32511512What a cute poner
>>32511517>not mom maternalI hope you never love a pony
>>32511534I would hug that smelly weedhorse and cuddle her
>>32511534dude you ever meet a mom who smokes weed they are the WORSE I wouldn't trust them with a kid for a hour
>>32511543That's cheating. No mom is better than the Allmother
>>32511540I have actually, they're cool
>>32511550Degenerates all of you I say, yet I am part of a community who thinks cartoons horses are sexy know what take the weed girls and breed them, they are bottom of the box trashy whores
>>32511543I would start a family with her.
Weed doesn't exist in Equestria
>>32511553>breed human girlsYeah I'm not that stoned
>>32511567Do they get high on pony musk?Alternatively Jenkem is always a choice
>>32511553I'd bang a weed lady.
>>32511567How do you explain ponies having the munchies being a consistent theme then
>>32511575Look at her going to town with those balls
>>32511570They get high on hugsnose to nose booping is next level shit.>>32511575Rarity is just fat.
>>32511575Ponies can eat constantly with no consequences.And some benefits.
>>32511575Can you overdose on weed?
>>32511589Yeah. My brother died that way.
>>32511589Depends on how you define "overdose on weed".You can smoke yourself into brain damage, but that's not explicitly because of weed.
>>32511596>>32511594Well I wanted to make a stupid joke, but now I feel like I shouldn't.
>>32511589>>32511607Yeah, you'll laugh, then you'll cry, and it'll end with you falling asleep
>>32511607I was making a stupid joke
>>32511612Ok, well the joke was; She overdosed super hard...I told you it was stupid.
>>32511611You forgot to put fapping to ponies before sleep
>>32511655> those L's
Weed is for losers. Don't do drugs kids
But why is Rarity so fat?
>"DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE, PRIVATE ANONYMOUS, DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY!?"
>>32511675It's the new style.
>>32511708Why is this tiny pony yelling at me
>Anooonn, help us...
>Wasting all the ponies before the boops
>>32511778>letting awful ponies dieI say go through with it.
>>32511795Why would ponies design guns like that
What makes pony butts so attractive
>>32511813point taken, they should at least be able to fit a hoof through it.
>>32511836It's the taste you can see?
>>32511836How many licks does it take to get to the center of a ...
>"They're turning this into frickin' bathhouse thursday!!">"They're overproducing estrogen, damnit!"
>>32511704>normalfags are starting to make loss memesburn it all
Filly winks and makes finger guns at you.
>>32511915Those are Pabbley's OCs, and Pabbley loves Loss, that's the joke.
>>32511975Look, it's captaindrawslikecats II
>>32511992That's not even supposed to be out on the floor, throw it in the go-back cart.I'll have front end get to it after the bread.
>>32511836That's not a pony butt. That's a human butt on a pony.This is a pony butt.https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2018/3/8/1674303.jpeg
>>32511484I'm not a flamer or anything but I'm kind of effeminate? I don't blatantly crossdress or do pronoun shit. I like girls as long as they have a strong enough personality.
>>32511972How is she doing that with hooves
>>32511998>go-backsno anon no you're giving me memories i don't want to remember
>>32512090HAHAHSOMEONE HAS TO DO THEMI MEAN YOU DON'T HAAAVE TOYOU WANNA GO INTO THE DAIRY FREEZER INSTEAD?
>>32511992I wish I could buy a Pinkie over the counterI’d do Ponk things to her
>>32512093>DAIRY FREEZER INSTEAD?shit yeah I wished I could do that more often, stocking dairy was great because the fridges were nice and cold
>>32512099Too bad you're doing go-backs, I'm just going to pull cardboard
>>32512111I quit that store a while back but I'm still good friends with the managers. They keep hiring idiots as the baggers, schedules are all fucked up, new upper-managers who are making retarded changes which fuck with the workflow of everyone.
Preview for Ponyville Mysteries #2 is up.>>32511385Same here. I hope we'll have some decent comics, books, and other stuff to float mid season hiatus away.
>>32512155That's all for now. Comic should be out next Wednesday night/early Thursday morning.
>>32512151Fanservice aside, I wonder if the writer knows that those ponies only exist because Amy Keating Rogers was a fan of The Big Lebowski.I miss her.
>>32512157I’m always happy to see this artist, I think it’s my favorite style for the comics
>just remembered we're in haitsAt least I don't have to force myself to wake up on saturdays anymore.
>>32512117>upper management wants to micromanage everything and run store like their own little kingdomah, to reminisce
See what happens when you pony too hard?
>>32512251>lesbian incestcuckest fetish
Well guys, now we need to talk for at least 90 post.
>>32512267>89 post earlyNoAlso you need to use another cute colt. That one is overused
>>32509466She’s starving, cut her some slack
The tracker from the sub still directs here
I FUCK THE PONISI MAKE THEM CUMI FUCK THE PONYS WITH MY HUMAN TONGUE
This thread is in autosage?
is time for sleep little filly
We need to give the fillies lots of cummies
Where is everyone?
>>32516240Somewhere else, perhaps?
Hey I've been away for a while. Is there an episode tomorrow or are we on summer hiatus now?
>>32516240maybe in the other general
>this thread is still alive
>>32517377Yes there's an episode on tomorrow they're showing it 3 hours early though so set that alarmAlso laugh at yourself in a mirror
>>32518578I set my alarm.
I really love unicorn Twilight Sparkle!
I love Princess Luna and Princess Celestia and Princess Cadence and Princess Twilight Sparkle and Princess Lyra.
I love the BEST and BASED princess, Starlight Glimmer!
>>32509281My headcanon is that Derpy is secretly a genius. Like, even smarter than Twilight.
>>32520795Princess Starlight Glimmer is a very nice and good pony.
>>32521685mine is that King Sombra is a good guy
was there a new episode?
>>32509302if bug was a marebug i'd like her for who she was
>>32522941why don't you like stallionbug
>>32522238We're in hiatus
>>32512135>And this is what the My Little Pony section looks like under Socialism