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>I-I'm not in to clop/waifus I just like the show.
How long did it take you to stop bsing yourself after you hopped on this ride?
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>>32618485
A year. A year too fucking long.
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>>32618485
The porn got me into the show. That early Chrysalis art was toppest unf.
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>>32618485
I still like the show, but those two were factors starting at the end of S2 after getting into pony at the start of that season.
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>>32618485
about a year, like >>32618499
i actually learned to enjoy the porn once i got here, so thanks for the horsefucking fetish i guess
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6 months.
It would have been longer but the animators kept putting in bedroom eyes. The ponies shake their asses in your face.
I'm not made of stone!
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>>32618485
I never thought like that.
When I was introduced to clop/waifus it just made me appreciate the show even more.
So, forty yoctoseconds I suppose.
Some people just take themselves too seriously, I guess. You were already a degenerate for watching a little girl's show as a grown man. It's not like it's that much of a step down.
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>>32618485
The second I joined
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>>32618485
about a year. Now I'm barely attracted to actual to actual women now

>no hooves
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>>32618485
it took a while for me to give into the horse pussy, and i was still very reserved even when i started, almost always felt bad. now i'm pretty much wholly resigned, but i still don't clop to my waifu and have a bunch of ponies that i don't clop to, even if they have good porn that makes my dick hard. habits are weird. it took probably over a year, and two good years before i stopped feeling any guilt
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2 years.
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>>32618485
basically I have to agree with the rest. Between 12 to 18 months to get into it.
You don't get warm nor used to it until you know the show and put your fears aside to enjoy it for what it delivers. It takes time to realize about it though and by the time you do,you have entered into the zone. Too late to care, too hard not to enjoy it at some point.
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>>32618960
Wow, how did you hold out for that long? I hardly made it a year, it actually may have been less.
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>>32618485
I mean, I wasn't really into it until I was. First fap came after I had a lewd dream about pic related and it kind of went from there
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>>32618485
A few months. At the beginning I thought I would be pure but that didn't last. Honestly it was MLP that turned me degenerate and got me into all sorts of shit.
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>>32618485
I still don't like any pony porn other than a few greens.
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My god you fuckin degenerates.
I watch this shiet from mid s1 and never clop and i dont have "waifu" but i like Ponk, she is funny and cute.
Get a fuckin life come on, there is so much more awesome artist in manga shit you to jerk, but no, want this ugly low quality horse porn.
Fuckin clowns.
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>>32619162
*snap*
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>>32619162
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>32619162
Congratulations,(You)r post is cringier than the rest and that's saying something. This smells like a fresh copypasta.

I give you a 2/10,made me imply.
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>>32618485
>Not liking both
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>>32618485
Day 1
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>>32619265

im both of the guys kn the screencap

ask me anythinh
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>>32618485
I fapped way before getting into it.
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>>32619320
that's some snazzy spacing you've got there

i like it
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>>32618485
>masturbating to horses
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>>32619371
>mobilefag
discarded with extreme joy
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>>32618485
Never. A healthy amount of nofap/noporn allows me to not become so sexually depraved.
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>>32619371
>not masturbating to horses
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>>32618929
>barely
You have a long ways to go yet.
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>>32618994
After my ex. I said, welp, fuck that...
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>>32618485
20 seconds
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>>32619391
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>>32618485
Stop trying to normalize furry porn.
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Only 2 weeks after I started watching. I had discovered ponibooru and decided to take a peek at the explicit section. Ended up getting off to Syoee_b art for my first time clopping and felt really guilty. But I never stopped.
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3 fucking years.
I finally caved in after seeing a certain drawing of Chrysalis that made me,
uh,
"question my morals".
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>>32618485
been masturbating to horses and colorful cartoon ponies for 30 years
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>>32618991

Yeah. MLP has a way of slowly converting you without you realizing it until too late.
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Post your stash, lads
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>>32618485
I don't think I had a sexual attraction to ponies until Hurricane Fluttershy, which came around a year after I discovered the show.
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>>32619793
It was the headband & legwarmers wasn't it
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>>32619804
Well duh
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Ladies and gents, I give you, the first mlp pic I jerked it to.
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3 years
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>>32618485
Bitch, I was a clopper before I became a brony.
I saw a picture of them humanized naked around a pool, and I decided to look for more stuff like that. and at that point my life was forever changed.
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No one actually likes the show, face it
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>>32620141
thanks to Glimshitter, that is correct
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>>32618485
About 5 years. I'm better now.
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>>32618485
It took a hole 6 years.
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>>32618485
About a year and a quarter.
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>>32618485
>after
>implying I didn't jerk off to this shit not knowing what it was, then got onto the ride because of the porn
shig
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>>32618485
About 4 years, maybe more. I don't think I was in denial, just hadn't seen any of it that was decent.
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>>32618485
About 4 months.
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>>32618485
Time from start to first pony porn induced orgasm: 2 years.

Time from start to Waifuing: 5 years and counting
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ok fellow ponyfags,
I'm trying to find the clop archive I used to visit a while back. It was a vertical scroll of everything alphabetically. I don't indulge in degeneracy very frequently but once in a while I let it slide.
Can you help a bro out and point in the right direction? Not a booru where you have to search through the trash like DA. Looking for a goldmine here.
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I fapped so much since this fandom started i now have chronic prostatitis.
I'm only 28.
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found it. don't need help anymore.
It was in /trash after all.
can finally indulge myself before going to bed
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>>32618485
Momentally. Saw two series, and then I think: "Hey, those cuties should be already on e621", and I was right. Being a furfag helps a lot.
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>>32618485
jokes on you, I joined only for the lewd.
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Not long. Sometimes you just have to let your mind wander like an egg beater.
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You fucking horse fuckers ruined my life. I didn't even like ponies and then /mlpol/ happened and I started chilling with you fuckers and I recently waifu'd up and now I can no longer get aroused by real women.
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>>32620899
It always starts out nice and chill. That's how they get you.
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>>32620899
Haha that's neat
Why didn't you stay there
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>>32620904
>Why didn't you stay there
because this isn't your little tumblrina safe space, kid.
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>>32618485
I remember back sometime in 2011 when a friend of mine was showing me the show. A few weeks later he introduced me to humanised pony porn no homo and I thought it was fucking weird. Since then he's completely stopped liking horse and I can only get off to anatomically correct horse cunt. Funny how things work.
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>>32620908
>he says while admitting he didn't join until /mlpol/
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>>32620916
>wahh this fandom is dying
>wahh I can't handle new people joining the fandom
The absolute state.
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>>32620922
>hurr epic style
yeah, not even a little surprised
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>>32620926
>fan of show about magical friendship horses
>automatic reaction of overt hostility toward anybody that doesn't fit into your world view.
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>>32620929
c'mon, go back so you can braise kek :DDDDD
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>>32620943
Nou
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>>32619705
Was it a Clawgina?

>>32620899
Mlp mares are idealized females apart from being horses and that is an incredibly small leap for your dick to cross in retrospect, especially if you fap somewhat regularly.
The tipping point for most people is mentally framing them as people, rather than animals or children.
It's why the Disney era spawned so many furries, anthropomorphized animals doing people things unintentionally conditioned kids to accept characters with animal features as just a different brand of person.
And another person is a potential mate as far as your hormones are concerned.
Couple that with a bunch of other common features that fuck with our instinctual desires like long hair, unblemished skin, etc and you have a bunch of competitors with which women literally cannot possibly compete.
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>>32620969
M-maybe I'm just a sapiophile
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>>32620975
Short of severe mutations like the gay, there are some things that are just universal attractions.
Just accept the superiority of mares Anon, you'll be much happier after they take care of you.
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>>32620981
Okay fine it's true. I want to smash the horse pussy. Are you happy now?
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>>32620988
Yes, now you're ready for the next level of degeneracy.
Wanting to breed a dozen foals with your waifu, rubbing her pregnant belly and feeling little hoofie kicks in response.
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I suppose about six months. I had told myself I wasn't one of these degenerate cloppers.

Then there was that scene in Winter Wrap Up where Twilight put on the saddle. Pic related.

I suddenly found myself beating my dick like it owed me money. Never looked back.
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>>32618485
2 years.
I did a good job avoiding the porn at first, but I underestimated the power of greentexts
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>>32618485
>Clopping
Never. May be in future.
>Waifu
2 years. Twi is my mentor and friend.

I've started to see some lewd pics of Purple attractive in romantic way. So probably 1 year remains from me to clop.
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>>32621054
Just do it you faggot
Your waifu is waiting
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>>32621059
Why should i listen you?
My only master is Twilight, so if she says me to clop - i will.
But i think she is too pure for this.
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>>32621069
I guess you're right. Twi wouldn't be interested in someone so beta they won't even make a move on their waifu. You don't have the spaghetti to keep this mare satisfied.
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>>32621089
Good bait and Twilight, desu.
Thank you.
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>>32621089
>Twi wouldn't be interested in someone so beta
Imagine a twifag actually saying this lmao
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>>32618485
Somewhere between 12-18 months I guess.

At first I thought it was pretty degenerate to ruin a nice show about cute ponies by viewing them in a sexual manner but little did I know that was their plan all along. Outwardly appearing innocent as they slowly draw you in, clever girl.
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>>32621121
>in a sexual manner but little did I know that was their plan all along.
Fuck, never thought about that.
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>>32618516
Same here. Seeing all the images popping up on paheal was one of the things that got me to start watching.
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>>32618485
8 years and still counting. Some things must remain pure.
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>>32618485
>joined the ride in 2012
>tfw can still only be aroused by human children
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>>32621136
Indeed, it really shouldn't be that surprising though.

I assumed they were more or less one-dimensional because in all appearance they were simply cute and innocent little horses, of course that wasn't the case at all.

They knew exactly what they were doing and I respect that, well played little talking horses.
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>>32618485
Literally the first episode. Big fetish for blushing/red face/breath holding, whathever, and the hot sauce scene tipped me over an edge from which I’ve never returned.
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>Not getting onto the ride because of porn
>Mfw
Ya'll are fucking casuals and fans of the fandom
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>>32618485
Only 2 months or so.
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>>32618485
I just like the show, you sex-centric virgin.
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>>32621976
>he unironically believe this ride goes anywhere else.
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>>32618485
I masturbated to the show while under the influence.
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>>32622374
>under the influence
Same here. Under the influence of sexy hoers fantasies.
I still fap to normal porn... but I try to set aside a clop night every weekend. Scented candles... waifu... fleshlight... sexy pony music. It's so much more intense and gratifying. Its almost a religious experience.
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>>32619388
>implying all mobilefags are in denial
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>>32618485

> being an unironic horse fucker
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>>32622617
stop
put it in park
get out the car
and go back
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>>32622617
I was like you once.
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>>32618485
I watched the show only because I lied the porn of it. Later I got a waifu as well. I still like the show tho.
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>>32618485
I thought /MLP/ was only joking about clopping... oh shit...
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>>32622632
*liked
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>>32618485
When did megasweet start doing pony art for /co/? Because that was my tipping point then I just went balls deep immediately from there.
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>>32622638
In the end we all come to realize that it is the only way to complete the love of our waifu
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>>32618485
>Be me, mid-2012
>"Huh...well...the show is interesting. I wonder what /mlp/ is like. I'm sure there's some fanart or whatever."
>mfw exposed to the avalanche of porn for ten seconds and nutting uncontrollably for the rest of the day
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>>32618485
The first thing I did when I heard of the show was jerk off to the rule 34. Then I watched the show. Then I jerked off to the porn again.
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>>32622669
based
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>>32621224
I admire your resolve.
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>>32622669
>furry porn
BANNED
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I'm not sure exactly but around 1 week. The pull off the pastel pony pussy is too strong.
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It'd suck if you were to get to Equestria and they have canon genitalia: none.
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>>32618485
Like a year, but now I'm clean again thankfully.
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>>32621059
Loss?
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>>32622789
They got mouths nigga. Love finds a way.
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>>32622789
Idunno, featureless is top level tease.
>>32622808
This guy gets it.
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>>32622638
Where in god's name do you think you are?
also
>/MLP/
lurk moar.
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>>32619021
What happended in the dream? Need full history nao
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>>32622808
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>>32618485

It's weird for me. I got in MLP before I knew there was huge fandom.

I thought the p0rn was fucking putrid.

Somehow someway, it grew on me and nuts were busted for a few years.

Now these days, after a pone hiatus of three years, I can't find most of the porn attractive anymore. Very few things get me going with pones.

Straight up plowing and shit is a no-go for me these days. More subtle stuff has become better to me.

>pic related
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I fapped to pic related before I even knew what it was from. Once I actually started watching the show I avoided clop for a couple of years before finally giving in.
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>>32618485
Between 494 and 500 days.
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>>32623696
>not day zero
casual
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>>32620969
>mentally framing them as people

I never considered them as animals and not as people, albeit fictional ones of coarse. I guess I was doomed from the start.
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>>32618485
2 weeks
It was nice, though. When I got to college, it took about a month for my roommate and I to tip toe around the fact that we liked mlp, and then about another month later we both admitted to each other and our other roommate that we indoctrinated, that we all into the porn. Many fun movie nights, art nights, and conventions have since ensued.
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>>32618485
Coupla years I think. I don't even remember how I started
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>>32618485
maybe like 4 years
started watching mid s1, got here on 4chin at around early 2015 then it was inevitable
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>>32623744
I always thought of them more like quadruped aliens, which is a novel twist on the whole "attractive alien" thing. It was definitely new and exotic when I got into it.
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>>32623109
Don't forget that you asked. I was big into a shooty tooty game at the time and dreamed I was bout to snipe Rainbow. I hear a hard slam behind me and turn in time for Gilda to grab me by the sides and lift, cramming me partways into her open beak. Woke up pretty quick after but it was all a degenerate like me needed. Sorry I couldn't describe you a dream more conventionally sexy my dude.
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>>32618485
When this sex machine showed up.
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>>32624013
lol
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>>32623285
great taste in first pony my friend
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>>32618485

I may have actually fapped to G1 MLP art by Doug Winger long before G4.
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>>32624065
>may have
How can you not be sure about something like that?
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>>32624010
I would,
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>>32624069

I was more interested in the other characters he drew than the few MLP ones he did.
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>>32622547
>sexy pony music
What?
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>>32618485
About 2-3 years. Was in denial for most of that time. A few months after I accepted that I was on the ride, I unfortunately became a clopper.
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>>32624989
I think he ment that one piece of old with moaning Trixie or something..
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>>32625097
now I'm interested
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>>32625189
Applejacks raspy cigarette smoker voice is sexy pony music
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>>32618485
It was kind of an accident. I-it was never meant to be that way. I was joking around with some fellow brones about 'pony dating sims' and that's when I became aware of Banned From Equestria (Daily). I decided to check it out, out of morbid curiosity... I immediately enjoyed the aesthetic (reminded me of some old point and click adventure game) combined with the 8-bit music. So I started playing it ironically. The dialogue was just so well written (I'm a fairly avid reader) so the dialogue really helped to immerse me in the game and before I knew it I had a massive boner that needed to be slain.
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Always had a rule to never masturbate to R34 because I know it taints the enjoyment of the medium. Started more then 15 years ago on this, and while I started on mlp a month before it aired, waifued my waifu, and otherwise stayed calm and learned to love the mare, I've never clopped. A mare is better then a woman, but pony is not for sexual. Pony is for magic.

That being said, if I was husbando hunted, died and woke up in equestria, or in any way meet a pone, that ponut is going to get so pounded she's getting anal pregged.
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>>32626642
>poni is for magic
Fucking this. Proud of you, anon.
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>>32626642
>pony is not for sexual. Pony is for magic.
I tell myself that I do a decent job of keeping the show proper and the porn separate to somewhat adhere to that, but sometimes I wish I could go back to the time when I thought just like that.
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>>32626913

It's ok anon. Sometimes I want to break my vow and fap to the perfect puss, but I have my way and you have yours.
I'm not saying you went down a bad road, since it still leads to ponehalla.
We're both horsefuckers. I'm just holding out for my waifu.
These two paths have two states to pone watching. One with a boner cause of clopping, and one without.
>This also means I can stealth watch the show in public as well, for extra pone enjoyment.
>You however get a boner when you see that plot.
Can anyone say either of us lose out?
No. That the beautiful part.
Because with pone, we all win.
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>>32618485
I got into pone with the explicit intention of getting into clop so I was never lying to myself. (I used to get my rocks off to Demona on Gargoyles so ponies weren't exactly a huge leap from there) The problem was finding the right clop that wasn't just some autistic shitheap of fetish indulgence. It took me 7 years of wading through BDSM Cyborg futa cockvore gifs (I wish that was a joke) before I finally found some nice vanilla hoers love that wouldn't make me feel ashamed for beating off.
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>>32618485
I was already waist-deep into the furry fandom so making poni pony poni was a natural evolution.
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What makes these ponies sexy?
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>>32626913

You can try taking a break from clop when you are in the mood for actually watching the show.
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>>32618485
Clop is actually the first porn I actively sought out. I hadn't fapped to porn beforehand and have barely fapped to anything else since.

>>32626969
>>32627148
I actually only rarely get a boner from the show proper, I'm pretty good on that front, although indulging clop has made me more susceptible to potentially lewd implications, which can be annoying if I try to think about perfectly safe headcanon explanations. Although 4chan in general has obviously sullied my mind in that direction, so it's not that surprising.
I also don't clop super often, so I don't really have a problem there making time to watch the show.
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>>32626642
>it taints the enjoyment of the medium.
Only if you're so disconnected that you can't tell fan content and canon apart, and enjoy them both separately. This is saying you can't masturbate to porn because you might disrespect women.
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>>32627273
>only rarely get a boner from the show proper
oh yeah, same here.
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it was definitely less than a year for me. started off even being into human girls and stuff. now i literally can't stand them.
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>>32618485
Ponies are not for sexual, or marriage.

And neither am I.

(To answer your question: 7+ years)
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>>32620899
Congratulations. Marecock is next. Enjoy!
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>>32626662
Huh. Came in here to represent the noclop fags and let people know we still exist. Seems I'm not as alone as I thought.

Today is a good day.

Some of you are being cunts about it though, just saying.
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I genuinely wasn't until last year's mid-season hiatus.

Then it hit me like a damn truck. I blame my desire to see Bow and Windy have sex.
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>>32627499
Sooner or later everybody gets curious just how deep this rabbit hole goes.
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>>32627499
>Came in here to represent the noclop fags and let people know we still exist
They keep reminding us whenever their church lets them outside. We've been swarming with moralfags lately.
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>>32627504
Not likely. I won't even touch humanized (or barbieshit). The last remains of my innocence is precious to me, and I can vent my degeneracy elsewhere.
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>>32627564
News to me. The last time I was in one of these threads, there was a maximum of 3 noclops, and at least one of them was lying.
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>>32627638
>at least one of them was lying.
They all lie.
They might be unmoved by technicolor horse vagina (I can certainly claim that), perhaps even perturbed by it, but that doesn't mean they wouldn't get their rocks off to something more narrative-driven and softcore. That's the kind of stuff I hone my hooves on if you catch my drift.
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>>32627564
None of it is because of moralfaggotry.
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>>32627794
What if your waifu wanted to take your relationship a step further?
Would you just shake your head and say "sorry, miss. I think you're cute and all, but I don't fuck animals."?
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>>32627870
^this
And what if you were magically transformed into a pony yourself? Then would it really be so bad to explore the depths of your passion toward your waifu? I know it's not going to happen, but if you're not even willing to play make-believe then why bother even having a waifu to begin with?
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>>32627504
To be fair clopping is far from the bottom of this hole. When you start bursting into song randomly that's when there's no turning back.
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>>32627790
>They all lie
Hate to break it to you, but pone porn is shit.
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>>32618485
When I came across the solo-cunnilingus Blossomforth fic, that’s what broke me.
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>>32628373
>pone porn is shit
most of it. That's not where most of us start though.
Most people start with a single frame...out of context... haha funny joke...but then their imagination runs wild... their headcanon becomes perverted by their pent up sexual frustrations. The show is so vivid and colourful that you see it every time and close your eyes but it's also so vague that you can't help but project yourself into it.
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>>32618485
Like 20 minutes. It wasn't very long.
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>>32627870
Actual sex is different than porn, you know. There's a reason "saving yourself for your waifu" exists.
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>>32618485
That pic gets me diamonds. I want to shove my dick in that smug expression and throatfuck her till she turns blue
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>>32628672
>not starting with a blue waifu to begin with
It's like you have no concept of quality.
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>>32628353
This. But eventually that just becomes normal too. The whole always goes deeper.
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>>32628983
>throatfuck twilight till she turns blue
>throatfuck Trixie till she turns purple
>see which takes longer
Completely erect
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>>32629181
Horse fuckers used to make me so queasy queasy
But now clopping is so easy easy
Now I don't have to dig around /trash/
Your derpibooru filters have filled up my stash.
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>>32629283
You lads are the lewd gifs in my eye
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>>32629296
The Rainbow Dash with my cum inside
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>>32618485
3~6 months. I forgot. It was when I start reading clopfics on a regular basis.
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>>32618516
tiarawhy, unf.
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>>32627564
It's summer, bro. The "kids" are on the prowl.
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>>32629283
You fags are the backers of my life
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>>32629341
a board that refuses to die
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>>32626642
that's pretty commendable, wish i still had that drive, but my dick has overpowered my senses.
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>>32629300
You are the socks on my Pinkie Pie
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>>32630066
A raunchy caption on Fluttershy
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>>32630066
>>32630070
epic lol
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>>32630070
>>32630066
>>32629300
>>32629296
>>32629283
Waiting to see how this ends...
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>>32630070
J U S T F R I E N D S until the end of time
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>>32630663
We'll keep making clop
Even past S-9
Because all we need's a fleshlight
and fillies on our screen.
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>>32630663
We'll share each others' stash!
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>>32630746
>>32630737
can't decide which of these are better /thonk
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I was always up for clop.
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>>32631074
The one that doesn't ruin the rhyme
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>>32626642
>Always had a rule to never masturbate to R34 because I know it taints the enjoyment of the medium
I do this for stuff I really like. Tried to do it with pony but fell from grace after about half of a year during the S1-S2 hiatus to some picture with pinkie and cyan striped panties or socks I think. After that I just embraced pony for sexual.

Still haven't defiled space rocks or goatmom(except that spider)
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>>32618485
4 years. When I first started watching the show I condemned horseporn and was determined to not become a degenerate. Eventually I stopped caring and gave in.
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>>32631074
>/thonk
Go back to wherever you crawled here from.
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>>32631738
Uhm, no darling. People post social media commands ironically all the time on here. You just outed yourself as a summerfag
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>>32630737
I simply can't imagine I'd beat my meat,
to anything but a pony in heat.
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I-im only now just learning what clop is.
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>>32633150
Oh you poor sweet summerfag, how does it feel now that your innocence has been lost?
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>>32633150
>newfags
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>>32633150
Shhh, just accept it
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>>32633150
Did you just join ten minutes ago or something?
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>>32632077
I have never seen "/thonk" posted in my entire decade on this site. What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>32633788
>responding to darling/glimmer posters
>at all
they're the interloping cancer.
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>>32633788
>in my entire decade on this site
Yeah probably because it never happened.
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>>32633150
where in the hell do you faggots keep coming from?
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>>32633150
Summer.
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>>32634004
Where else?
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>>32631074
I simply cant imagine there'd be a day
Where I wouldn't be living this way
Jacking off to horses in mother's basement
It feels so perfect I just can't help it
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>>32618485
Not until like mid season 4 or 5 unironically. Been on-ride just before season 2 aired.
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>>32630066
Why are you doing this to me /mlp/.
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>>32618485
I guess I never stopped BSing myself, or maybe OP is just a presumptuous faggot. I like the horses, and sometimes I wanted to hug Fluttershy back when she seemed to need it, but I don't want to fuck them.
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>>32627061
>What makes these ponies sexy?
I suppose it's eyes, hair, voices and personalities. I don't know. The ponies don't take me over the edge like they do you guys, but those are the features that make me respond to them emotionally as if they were women.
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>>32636487
Did you think joining us was an option?
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>>32636544
also butts
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>>32619162
YEAH DUDES JUST BE YOURSELFES AND TALK TO WIMIN! EZ JUST B URSLF AND GO TO SUM PARTY LOL EASY HAHAHA!
LOL UR SO DUMB GUYS JUST DON'T BE STUPID LELEL EZ!!!!!!!
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>>32636789
Ok, I'm curious. What, specifically, is keeping you from doing just that? I mean, I don't particularly like parties either, but it's pretty obvious we have different reasons...
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>>32637039
By the looks of his post, I'd say autism.
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>>32637076
>LARPing as total chads on a pony board
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>>32637083
Man, stop engaging them, you're going to make them start bleating about "muh cels"
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>>32637090
They can get away with BSing us because we don't know them. But at the end of it all no amount of lying to themselves will change their own circumstances. Every moment of unwarranted self-assuredness now is an extra moment of seething frustration for them in the future.
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>>32637076
That's why God invented prostitutes.

Seriously though, the incel life can really mess with someone's head, autism or not. Oxytocin is kind of a big deal, and so is Delta-FosB...
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>>32637083
>chad
Swing and a miss, buddy. Volcel.
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>>32637138
>paying to have cold emotionless sex with some disease-ridden woman who is dead in the inside is anywhere remotely the same as meeting someone and having a relationship.
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>>32637097
This doesn't look like projection at all, nope!
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>>32618485
Two weeks.
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>>32637149
I'm not talking about street whores. Get some money together and go for a proper escort, get the "girlfriend experience". I hear it's popular.

I know you won't believe me, but I have to say it anyway: I've never had sex with a prostitute. I have, however, had a lot of arguments about prostitution with a friend of mine, and watched a lot of interviews with prostitutes as a result.
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>>32637149
>having a relationship.
Not really an option for your average incel, is it? Gotta crawl before you can sprint.

Anyway, prostitution wasn't supposed to be my first suggestion, but the guy I responded to hasn't said anything, and autism was brought up. Getting a pet can do a lot to help your oxytocin levels, for instance. Just don't fuck it.
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>>32618485
About a month or two. Then I slipped and went sliding down that hill so fast and waifu'd twilight in early 2012.
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>>32618485
Never. Somethingawful's expose on furries and the furry fandom put me off of anything related to sexualizing cartoon animals for the rest of my life. Humans/EqG don't count. If you fap to cartoon animals, you're a furfag.
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>>32632817
whatever new porn there maybe maybe
a pic with horse pussy is always the key
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no
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yes
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maybe
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>>32639273
I swear, Lee, you spend more time here than I do.
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possibly
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I avoided clop for a year after I first watched the show in 2011. When my interest in the show declined in 2013, I fell out of it. Fast-forward to 2017, I ended up getting into proper furry porn and I've been tempted to revisit sweet pony ass since then. Haven't gone through with it yet, though.
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>>32618485
I think it was around 3, joined in 2011.
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>>32637837
10bux
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>>32620998
Why do you hurt me with this unattainable dream, anon?
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>>32637837
>Somethingawful's expose on furries and the furry fandom put me off of anything related to sexualizing cartoon animals for the rest of my life
>But let me sexualize these cartoon animals by anthropomorphizing them into sexualized human drawings
>BUT this don't point

The ABSOLUTE STATE of tiny men LMAO
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>>32636522
You need to leave
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>>32619162
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>there are “people” on this board RIGHT NOW who haven’t had a very satisfying wank to HP or ponut at least once
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>>32639511
Do it you won’t regret it.
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This is now a socks thread
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>>32639511
Proof clop leads to furry porn.
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>>32640975
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>>32618485
I came from the dark [!=deep] web after candy colored horses started to appear in my tables.
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>>32641939
>>32642355
>Alcor
absolutely_disgusting.jpg
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bump
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>>32643739
Hnnng
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>>32618485
3-4 years. I was just a early teen and the whoe "clop" thing disgusted me. I thought bronies should have a clean image and not the degenerate, for lack of a better word since degenerate wasn't a meme word at the time, everyone thought bronies were and clippers were a very, very small "minority". Then I started lurking here and only a few more months later did I start beating it to horses. The first pic I masturbated to was of Button's Mom.
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>>32644419
>Button's Mom.
It's true.... all of it..
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>>32644419
>masturbating to ocs
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Cmon sock posters you're falling behind here.
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>>32629181
>The whole always goes deeper.
You don't even know how true this is, since I'm sure that's a typo
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>>32618485
about 6 months before I saw the show
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>>32645723
Did you also happen across a picture of a pony in socks and masturbate furiously before asking where it came from?
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>>32641032
But he just said the opposite. Pony ass is redemption.
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I prefer Equestria Girls
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>>32646366
>he doesn't get a boner from a poner
>poners are adults
>Ayylmaos are teenagers
Anon, I...
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Wow glimmer
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What's a good place to start with this "clop" you speak of?
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>>32647432
anatomically correct on derpi
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>>32645198
There's some pretty fucking good clop of some ocs, mang.
You're missing out.
It's easy enough to avoid the shit ocs anyways.
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>>32647432
The best way is not to start at all. Pony porn fucks up your sexuality.
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Four years.
But it's not that i stopped bsing myself, it's more that I ceased to care about the show or characters like I did. It's Just Another Cartoon now.
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>>32647651
Shit, I'm incapable of even simplest math. I started watching in 2012, caved in this year, so that would be 6 years, not four.
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>>32647643
no
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>>32619162
>"I don't clop."
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>>32619371
>s/he doesn't
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>>32620969
I heard fapping to ponies makes you stop fapping to furries.
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>>32626642
>saving up for your waifu
Mad props, bro.
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>>32647643
Truth. I turned bi because of Braeburned..
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>mfw on the phone right now with corporate clients for work worth millions of dollars dealing with a an all-hands-on-deck technical emergency
>mfw critical data open on one computer and my little pony porn open on the other simultaneously as I write new code to do damage recovery while debugging enterprise scale systems
>mfw I'm the one they're counting on to fix this shit
No matter how tough life gets, never forget your priorities.
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>>32648340
good shit
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>>32648340
Thats some crime show gimmick kinda shit desu
>but sir, he has pony porn in his laptop. Fucking pony porn!
>Dammit Jenkins, hes the best there is. Let the man do his thing. Its hoof town.
Good shit sparkles.
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>>32645723
I never asked since it was a g1 pony
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>>32648513
meant for
>>32645736
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Tiarawhy's Chrysalis animation broke me all the way back when ponies were a /b/ and /co/ thing
Ah the glory days, I pity those late to the ride
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>>32648340
People like you make me ashamed to work in the tech industry.
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>>32622195
How many fucking cards are there in a pony card deck? I mean, I watched her go through all 52 cards, and NONE of them were her card! What sort of fuckery is this?
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>>32640975
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>>32649082
If you have a problem with it, you don't belong on this board or in this industry.
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>>32649224
>You don’t “belong” unless you’re a degenerate like me!

Okay furfag
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wow
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>>32647643

Honestly, I got more straight from ponies. It was furry that turned me bi (for 2D, not 3D), then ponies happened and it's been mostly straight since.
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cute socks
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>>32622652
Early, like 2011
>>32618516
>>32619265
>>32620141
>>32620716
>>32621963
I ironically think getting into porn BEFORE the show is just as bad as getting into the show because of the fandom.

The only pure, true belongers on /mlp/ are those that joined because they enjoyed My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Not enjoyed Equestria Girls first. Not the MLP fandom. Not MLP porn. The fucking SHOW.
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>>32653601
And by the way, joined the ride in March 2011, didn't enjoy clop till October at least.
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I have this thing where I can't actually clop to my waifu. I can clop to everypony else, except her. I don't know what it is or why, but I just can't.

How weird am I?
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>>32618485
6 years. Just started last week
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>>32655788
I'm the same, it's not that strange if you want more out of a waifu
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>>32618485
Do y'all clop to the fanwork, or the actual show? NSFW fanart makes sense, but idk bout the show
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>>32655816
fanwork of course IMO
you can't possibly clop to technicolor pony without a mare pussy
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>>32655881
>implying you need a pussy
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>>32655881
>he doesn't prefer socks and nuzzling to vaginas.
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bump
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hoers
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>>32618485
Well at the beginning it was like anti-fap i found it too pure to be attracted to.

But then the personalities started kicking in... and i kinda got hooked on that. Without a personality to go along what are they? coloured squirrels.
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Since the start famalan
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>>32655816
I get off to straight up screenshots of Stellar Flare even easier than I get off to porn of her.
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>>32618516
Oh, I'm a man that never clops/faps to a pic if I haven't watched the show, like I wouldn't fap for sao now if I haven't watched it

>>32618485
I don't know, I think it's 2 years, my first clop was for a sfm video without voice, I regretted that I fapped that time, now I'm used to it.
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>>32659818
Also I think I can clop to everything, and I love every episode of mlp, I can't not watch one episode.
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>>32618485
I never bs'd myself but it did help me realize how much of an autist I am. I wasn't in denial about that but I didn't really realize the extent of it until pony happened.
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>>32618485
two years
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>>32627790
need more porn of her
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wew
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SNIFF
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>>32655858
I wanna fuck that hoers
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>this thread
7 years you still mastubate.
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>>32618485
It didn't.
Stupid sexy Fluttershy.
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>33 gigs
Did you just save every image on derpibooru?
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>>32665721
>he thinks 33GB is much
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>>32637837
What Expose?
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>>32639983
It's all the eqgniggers filling the board




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