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Previous Thread >>32553147

>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. The top half is mostly human, the bottom is from pony mom (or pony dad). This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.
>What about other species?
The show had quite a few different intelligent species by season 8, 'everycreature' and all. Pick your poison, but /mlp/ is mainly into ponies.
>What is the world/characters/personalities & attributes?
The most common setting is one or multiple Anons in Equestria. Most of the established characters are in the list below, the personalities mostly vary from green to green. Just ask the thread about common headcanons.

Satyrs by Parent: https://pastebin.com/d7T2GaDk
Story by Parent: http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List: http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq

Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr

Discord:
https://discord.gg/4yAUDzK

Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0

Kid Icarus ROM Hack: An alpha hack for the NES Kid Icarus game.
https://filebin.ca/3NORheK9hIFr/hope.ips
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>>32623555
>no samurai edition
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>>32623555
Ah... the smell of new satyr thread!
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>>32623570
Would probably have gone with that if there was any samurai art to use for the OP.
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>>32623588
I'd love to see Mistake as a samurai.
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>>32623570
>>32623588
Sorry. Haven't been in the mood to draw for a while. I said I'd draw some on Sunday, but I spent the day assembling lawn furniture and hanging out with my family
>>32623603
I can picture her in a loose, short, green kimono, though I find it hard to imagine her as a fighter. Maybe she'd have a hidden tango on her for protection
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>>32623700
>tango
Tanto. Ducking autocorrect.
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>>32623588
Dawn as Best Girl when?
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>>32623700
>I can picture her in a loose, short, green kimono, though I find it hard to imagine her as a fighter
Maybe she'd fit better as a ninja.
Darcy or Purity Quartz could be samurais.
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>>32623442
Girls are just better off with an older, most established man.
If you're unwilling or unable to enter into blessed incest, just swap daughters with your best friends.
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>>32623727
Would it make more sense for it to be Laika given Okami?
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>>32623748
>Going outside the family
>Not having a collection of brothers and uncles in cryostasis for this exact problem
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>>32624154
>sun goddess
>dog daughter
Nah, brah. Dawn's the only valid option.

...unless you want trap Radiance...
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>>32624241
Or Daybreaker gets herself a daughteru
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>>32624154
But Ama isn't a dog
>>32624241
>Trap Radiance
Why not a different Sun god?
>>32624258
No
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>>32624397
>No
Perhaps one day.
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>>32624158
>Going outside the family
Never.
Good fathers put their daughters in a mating press.
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>>32623748
Sounds boring t b h. I like the idea of two young satyrs having to go through the adversity of not having much money yet and one of them working hard while they might have one on the way. One parent disapproving can be icing on the cake.
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>>32623570
>samurai
we got asian pony now?
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>>32624721
Alex, Barry, Tonbo.
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>>32624756
>Alex
U fokken wot, m8?
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How would you describe these two?
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>>32624836
At least according to DJ.
He said he attempted to give Alex subtle Asian features when he draws her.
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>>32625039
I read that book as a kid. It was nice
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>>32624624
This is why you be the bro dad or cool uncle to help keep the younger generation afloat when something goes wrong on their ends.
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>>32625039
On the beach.
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>>32625039
>using a paperbag as a shirt
fucking pinkie, take care of your kids
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>>32625039
Happy.
Bet Pinkie would be ecstatic that her kid found someone who is sweet and also the child of one of her best friends.
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>>32625039
Best friends with benefits.
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>>32626221
It's a reference to a book called The Paper Bag Princess. That's one of the book's scenes.

>>32625039
Friendly friends.
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>>32623310

>"Well you can't keep the act up forever, you know that. Sooner or later you're going to have to come clean and tell your dad that you disguised yourself to sneak into the bar."
"But he'll ground my ass if he knows I was drinking."
>"Better that than stringing him along and having him fuck your ass because you don't know how to say no."
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>>32626900
Why would she have to tell him?
He can't fuck her ass if he can't find her anyway.
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>>32627000
She doesn't want him to think that the sexy girl he met at the bar is totally uninterested and won't even return his calls. After what happened between her dad and her mother, Mistake knows the poor guy needs a win in his love life.

Cue her comedic quest to find a girl that could pass for the one she was disguised as that night and to bribe/blackmail her into dating her dad.
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>>32627027
Yuzu thought he had a nice dick, didn't she?
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>>32627043
Yeah, but also looks nothing like Mistake did when she was disguised. Plus she likes younger guys.
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>>32627049
>Plus she likes younger guys.
I figured she'd be into older guys, personally. Especially ones who remind her of her dad.
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>>32627055
As she matured, her taste in men went in the opposite direction. Maybe it's because she didn't date much as a teen because she only had room in her heart for her daddy, so now she's trying to recapture some of her youth.
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>>32627049
>also looks nothing like Mistake did when she was disguised
That depends on who she was disguised as, and how much her disguise covered up. Also, he was probably pretty drunk and might have a bit of a fuzzy recollection of how she looked.
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>>32627066
That is entirely possible.
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>>32627066
Does she like it when they call her "mummy" during sex?
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>>32627077
I doubt it, that'd just be weird. She's not going after colts of anything.
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>>32627077
Why would she want to be called a monster during sex?
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>>32627077
She doesn't like it when they talk to much. She's with them for their bodies, not for conversation.

>"Oh my god, don't stop, that feel's amazing.
"Honey, what did we say about you talking?"
>"Not to do it?"
"Good, I see you remember."
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>>32627101
Anyone watch Black Lagoon? Well, I read adult Yuzu's lines in Balalaika's voice.
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>>32627109
post a clip, my dude.
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>>32627101
If that's her attitude then I think the following dialogue is more likely.

"Mmm-hmm, that's the spot, just like that."
>"Miss Yuzu, I've been doing this for fifteen minutes now. Is it almost my turn yet?"
"Oh sweetie, nobody said stop licking."
>"Sorry."
>She then leglocked him around the back of the neck to hold him in place.
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>>32627113
I'm on my phone at work with very shitty service. And I can only use it on my breaks.

Just search for "Balalaika black lagoon kneel". I'm sure you can find it.

Or, someone can do me a solid and post the link for me.
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>>32627536
I don't know, I think maybe Yuzu would have a slightly more motherly undertone and not be so cold. Like she'd pick out a fit and sexy younger guy to spend the night with, but afterwards she'd still offer him breakfast and a ride home because it's "important that a growing boy gets enough nutrition" and so on. She'd offer you a drink of water between bouts of vigorous sex, telling you it's important to stay hydrated.
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>>32627066
Seems like even more of a reason to get an older guy, so she feels comparatively young.
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>>32628240
Or mirroredly old.
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>>32627536
https://youtu.be/BiGbpzZ46so
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>>32628978
How does Yuzu feel about her fluffy ears getting wet?
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What are some voices people use for satyrs? Any specific characters or actors for certain satyrs?
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>>32628998
Lorenzo Music's voice for Bucky: yes or no?
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>>32629027
>Bucky
Don't care.
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>>32629056
That kind of reply makes me wonder why people even bother asking questions sometimes.
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>>32629101
Because I'd like to hear about satyrs that are relevant. No one gives a shit about bucky except you and the anon that created him.
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>>32629135
So you only want the discussion limited to like Hope, Yuzu, Darcy, Pogo, & maybe half of the rest of the mane six satyrs or something then?

Which satyrs count as "relevant" to you?

This arbitrary limitation sounds like something that should prevent you from asking open ended questions that could apply to any satyrs especially when you want to exclude even many of the ones that aren't "Weird" like Bucky.
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>>32629436
Well fuck you too then, I guess.

Can't say I don't see why so many artists left at least.
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>>32629459
You guess? No, I want commitment if you want to fuck me.
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>>32629496
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>>32629510
Caprines are perfection.
Even the most homely of ewe's can turn a gay boy straight.
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>>32629599
Honestly I think he's probably just bi.
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>>32629162
I think satyrs whose parents play prominent roles in the series and certain background characters the fandom acknowledges are relevant. This includes M6, the Princesses, prominent background ponies, Starlight, Spike, and Gilda. Everyone else are just inconsequential. Maybe Ember, maybe characters from EQG, but no pets of anykind or animals other than ponies.
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>>32629459
Yeah, shame they couldn't take him with them, but I guess it would defeat the purpose to have a non-artist leave too.
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>>32630595
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>>32630010
Nah
Full manly faggot
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>>32630546
And certain OC ponies so long as they're decent, right?
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>Satyr's pony mother wants to sit down and tell the kid how she met her husband
>Does the satyr sit down and listen eagerly? Or make up an excuse to get out?
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>>32631439
Bucky: Sits there looking like he's paying attention but isn't.
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>>32631470
You can waifu the resulting daughteru, so it's fine.
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>>32631372
No.
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>>32628984
Bad, because rainwater messes with her floof so then she has to wash them with her special shampoo and conditioner that cost 50 Bits a bottle.
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>>32627456
>"Miss Yuzu, I've been doing this for fifteen minutes now. Is it almost my turn yet?"
"Oh sweetie, nobody said stop licking."
>"But my tongue's getting tired."
"Well then perhaps it's best to not waste energy with unnecessary talking."
>"Are you at least getting close?"
"Hah! A little overconfident in our skills, aren't we? In fact I was beginning to enjoy myself, but since you've ruined the mood it looks like you'll have to start over."
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>>32629510
Does she whisper sweet Welsh nothings in his ear?
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>>32631439
>>Satyr's pony mother wants to sit down and tell the kid how she met her husband

"Daddy said he first met you when you came up to him on the street corner one night and asked if he was looking for a good time."
>"That's not true!"
"Daddy said you'd say that. He also said to tell you that if you did, to say that you were probably too drunk to remember the ten Bits he loaned you for a ride home."
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>>32631993
Murmur's a little shithead.
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>>32632000
No, she's just the unwitting pawn in her dad's game to wind Arrhythmia up a little. Good thing Ary is a bro and can find the humour in it and even passes a message back.

"Daddy, I told mommy what you wanted me to."
>"Good girl, and what did she say?"
"She said that she doubts you could even afford to have a good time with her back then, and that when she first saw you she thought you were some kind of mangy diamond dog with a messed up face."
>"Aww, that's sweet. Tell you what, how would you like to earn and extra scoop of ice cream for dessert?"
"Yeah!"
>"That's my girl. Okay, when your mother comes to pick you up and take you back with her, wait until you're home and then tell her that I'm not saying she's a slut but she's been on more wieners than ketchup."
"What's a slut?"
>"It's another word for your sister's mother."
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>>32632058
>"It's another word for your sister's mother."
kek
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>>32632058
>"It's another word for your sister's mother."
"Like cheating bitch?"
>"That's right, sweetie."
"Soul draining, money grabbing, child neglecting succubus?"
>"Yup, that's her alright."
"Virtuoso cock swallower that you still think about sometimes?"
>"Uh... I never said that one in front of you."
"No, I heard you talking to your friend."
>"Right, well maybe don't repeat that one around town or let your mother hear you say it."
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>>32631978
Nah, they're more a cornish-breton mix than welsh.
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>>32632570
Anon's in for it now, haha
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>>32632620
>Anon's in for it now, haha

>"Make it two extra scoops of ice cream and an extra hour before bedtime and maybe I won't tell mommy."
"Nice try, but you can't blackmail your father."
>"Can't I?"
"Not unless you want to get sold to the circus."
>"You can't sell me!"
"Hmm, I suppose they couldn't afford you seeing as you're priceless to me."
>Murmur was then reduced to a giggle fit as her father pulled her into his lap and launched a barrage of tickles against her vulnerable tummy-tums, every little satyr's greatest weakness.
"How about half an extra scoop and fifteen more minutes before bedtime, deal?"
>"But you said-"
"Not so you won't tell your mother, but just because you're so cute."
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>>32633145
Anon...my heart...
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>>32635045
Stop ban evading
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>>32635290
But he's right
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When was the last time there was a "family photo" pic drawn.
Too long.
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>>32635568
I don't think I've ever seen one with pic related, can't remember her name.
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>>32635618
OneOverTwo is not a mod.
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>>32635664
Kimmy & Mera
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>>32635859
Thank you, it is extremely hard to find a character without a name.
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>>32635568
I'd love to see one of Spitfire and her family.
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>>32636263
How many kids does she have? The two right?
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>>32636239
I think its cute
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>>32636312
Same. They're small and comfy. If people want to do other stuff with Utah they should just do it desu.
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>>32636310
Four if you count those twins whose names I have forgotten, but they don't have any art so I don't know how they look like. The few stories they had were pretty alright though, but that was some time ago, so I think I'm gonna stick with her having only two kids for now.
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>Utah sat alone in the kitchen of his small home, debating what he should do.
>He was starving, had practically no food in the house and to top it all off was flat broke until the end of the month.
>With a tired sigh he stood up and made his way over to his refrigerator and pulled open the door.
>Pathetic.
>A few slightly mushy tomatoes, some cheese, a jar of pickles and the final remains of the takeaway he'd had three days prior.
>Reaching in, he pulled out the leftovers and pried open the lid.
>They were only a few days old, he thought, plus they'd been kept in the fridge the whole time.
>Honestly, what was the worst that could happen?
>Pulling a spoon from the nearby drawer, he took a tentative mouthful and chewed it slowly.
>Well it still tasted okay at least, so it was probably okay to eat.
>Utah was later proved wrong, as he spent much of the remainder of that day and the next being violently ill, clutching his stomach and wishing for death to claim him.

Wait, how did I do that? I shouldn't have been able to. It's almost as if the only thing preventing stories of any kind being written is people's lack of motivation to actually contribute.

>>32635568
Pic related maybe, from a few months ago.
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>>32636239
Treat him like a comic character, you big baby. That's how I at least treat it. Darkest Dungeon Utah is way different than the default one for example.

Or ignore that part of his life. Superman as a 13-year old is fairly different than Superdad. It's not hard.
>>32636312
It is. I like the idea of them visiting Sweet Apple Acres once and let their kids spend the night there. Same goes with his other boy.
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>>32636339
>If people want to do other stuff with Utah they should just do it desu.
Yes, and if anyone does try talk about other stuff only for you to take over and push your cowshit and other crap into it, then they should either love you or fuck off.
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>>32635568
Here's one I found buried in conversations past
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>>32636355
The only one derailing Utah talk to be about Petunia is you, you realize?

>>32636347
Suppose they'd need a design. I never wrote the stories, what were they like? Guys? Girls? Just something to think about.
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>>32636355
>then they should either love you or fuck off.
Or ignore it and continue talking about the aspects that appeal to them. It's the nature of a public forum that you may encounter content and opinions you don't agree with, and if you can't accept that fact then perhaps this isn't the place for you.

>>32636348
>Pic related
An adult version of this would be nice.
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Are satyrs susceptible to any particular ailments that afflict their non-human parent's species?
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>>32636404
Yeah anything magical in nature or that the non-human parent is vulnerable too they would be too, but it wouldn't be able to effect them as severely.
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>>32636404
While poison joke only jokes around with ponies, it is almost lethal to satyrs.
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>>32636442
Do they still look silly while they're dying?
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>>32636442
Doesn't Poison Joke affect everyone?
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>>32636404
>tfw you spit in the milkshake of the girl at school that's been bullying you and she catches ebola.
>tfw you're a vector species but aren't susceptible to the disease's symptoms.
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>>32636447
It looks some like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3uk5bJcyM8
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>>32636447
While that would be silly, I think that'd be a bit too much. Don't think it would be so fun to suddenly start laughing if me and Pinkie were to visit a sick Pogo at the hospital.
>>32636454
I dunno. We don't know what it does to humans.
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>>32636470
I mean, it is caused by poison joke.

My guess was that in this scenario it tries to pull a joke on the satyr as if all of it was the non-human half & the human half had a very negative reaction to the rapid change in body structure.
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>>32636404
Some pony satyrs are prone to momentary bouts of stupid horse syndrome or "SHS" as the doctors call it, during which their skittish horse instincts briefly take over and overcomes their ability to reason.

One moment you could be having fun with your daughteru at the fair, the next she's been startled by a paper bag unexpectedly blowing across her path and has kicked the shit out of the guy standing behind her and bolted off in a blind panic, making it half a mile down the road before her rational mind kicks in again and she makes her way slowly back looking super embarrassed.
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>>32636484
Are they prone to this
https://youtu.be/C3VVOWUXu0k
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>>32636494
No, usually they don't go to PAX. Also their teeth aren't generally strong enough to chomp on stuff like regular horses.

Griffon satyrs do tend to jump eight feet in the air and run away if you show them a cucumber though.
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>>32636520

>"Damn it, dad, stop scaring me!"
"Stop being cute when you're startled, kitten."
>"It's not funny!"
"Oh how wrong you are."
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>>32635852
No, he seems too inept to be a mod. But there is someone from this thread that's been elevated to modhood, I guarantee it.
>>32636239
I feel like any potential Utah had as a character was squandered with the incessant talk about his relationships with either Feather or Petunia. I don't care for domestic satyrs in the slightest, but Featherheart just seems like an adjunct character to Utah's thing rather than being her own person. Honestly lots of the boys are uninteresting.
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>>32636591
>there is someone from this thread that's been elevated to modhood, I guarantee it.
I highly doubt there is even any mod from /mlp/, much less this thread.
Janitor, maybe, but even that is unlikely.
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>>32636838
Janitor, I mean.
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>>32633145
"Not so you won't tell your mother, but just because you're so cute."
>"You mean I can get free stuff just by being cute?"
"Technically yes, since you're a girl, but I'd prefer if you didn't take that to heart and actually worked for the things you want."
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>>32636366
adorable!
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>>32636348
>Pic related
But where's mom and dad?
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>>32637255
Dad took the photo, Laika's mother was beside him fawning over how cute they all looked, Murmur's mother was in Canterlot or otherwise out of town and Yuzu's mother was off living the high life after having abandoned her husband and child because she was afraid of commitment.
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>>32637291
UNACCEPTABLE

FULL FAMILY OR FUCK OFF
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>>32637314
That'd probably be a very awkward family reunion.
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>>32636591
Nothing is stopping you from utilizing this potential atm but you. You act like you're the only person with a different headcanon for a character than someone else.
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>>32636348
>>32637291
>Laika's mother was beside him fawning over how cute they all looked

>"How about while the kids are busy watching the new years firework display you and I sneak off to the bedroom and see if we can't make some fireworks of our own happen, Anon?"
"No way, fag, I'm not falling for that again. There's no way you're making me miss this year's display as well."
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>>32637796
Lel
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Satyr dating sim when?
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>>32623571
Damn, Darcy has nice legs. Do you think she'd let you lie down and rest your head on her thighs if you asked nicely?
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>>32641805
Is this new, I don't recall seeing it before. Either way I like it.

>>32637314
I also don't remember seeing this posted before either. I love her expression.
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>>32639735
Which satyr would you want to date, and in what scenario would you first like to meet them?
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>>32642071
Snapshot, in the end cubicle of the public toilets in a back alley nightclub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3U1UklsQg8
"That was amazing... what did you say your name was again?"
>"I didn't, but it's Snapshot."
"Cool, we should do this again some time."
>"Yeah, and if you want to give me a call then you can find my number scrawled on the wall over there."

In actuality Anon and Snapshot are in a committed monogamous relationship and the whole dirty club hookup thing is just a little roleplay they do on Friday nights. No homo.
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>>32642501

>Anon chuckled and gave his companion's backside a slap.
"Well in that case maybe I'll give you a call next tie I..."
>He trailed off as a second glance at the writing on the cubicle wall revealed something interesting.
>He squinted and took a closer look.
"Wait, that's my god damn number!"
>Snapshot stood up straight so as to no longer be bent over the toilet.
>"Oh, is it? Silly me, I must have gotten confused."
"Well hand me a marker or something so I can scribble it out. I don't want a bunch of drunk assholes calling me."
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>>32642971
"Well hand me a marker or something so I can scribble it out."
>"I can't, you shoved it up me as a plug."
"Oh yeah. Well I do tend to do stupid things in the heat if the moment."
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Anybody that opposes me being elected sole ruler and el presidente for life of this thread speak up now.
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>>32643338
That depends. Are you complain-anon?
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>>32643408
No, also voting closed a few minutes ago.
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>>32643338

There is already a president of the thread and we love her.
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>>32643459
Anon, the fact that my rule is good for the thread is indisputable. This is evidenced by the fact that barely a few minutes after being elected unopposed, the thread is filled with more conversation than it has been in the passed eight hours.
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>>32643490
#NotMySatyrPresident #Resist
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>>32643490
How do you intend to tackle the current lack of content being produced?
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>>32643510
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK CUTENESS OVERLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAD
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>>32643510
How huge of a task would it be for somebody good at art to replicate this video with cute satyrs.
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>>32643532
Forgot the link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw
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>>32643510
I propose we harness the massive untapped potential of unpaid slave labour from the third world. Chain a few former sweatshop factory workers to a computer and feed them Mountain Dew and Doritos in exchange for them churning out greentext and art. It's my understanding that this is how we originally acquired many of our creators including DJ, but he eventually escaped by chewing off his own foot like a mad cunt.
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>>32643490
Makin' Satyr Great Again.
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>>32643602
>Darcy visits America on holiday to Earth.
>Gets deported.
Pure pottery.
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>>32643634
Not unless she entered illegally.
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>>32643636
No, it was consensual, I promise.
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>>32643654
Uncle Anon?
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>>32643658
Howdy, squirt. Did'ya get those fireworks I sent you?
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>>32643490
So, Mr. President, what should be the topic of discussion?
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>>32643812
Pony parents spending time with their children.
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>>32643898
Doing what?
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>>32643904
Helping with homework, baking something together, playing games; parent stuff.
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>>32643928
>playing games
What games?
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>>32643938
Pick a random board game, a puzzle, or games that kids play outdoors like hide-and-seek, tag, or whatever.
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>>32643938
Twister, or jenga. Jenga is notoriously frustrating for non-unicorns to play because of hooves.
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>>32643998
>Twister
Sounds fun.

>tfw you will never play twister with your satyr daughteru
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>>32644083
"Mistake, for the final time, even though morphing into an octopus may not technically be against the rules, it's still not in keeping with the spirit of the game or any kind of fairness or decency."
>"To be fair, not having any bones doesn't give me that big of an advantage."
"What? I don't speak octopus, whatever you're saying just sounds like 'blub blub blub' and wet squelching to me."
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>>32624721
>>32624756
>>32624836
technically, any satyr can be asian or someother ethnicity. Artists of course are free with their own things.

I've seen Depicted as Slavic at least once.

>>32627099
Yuzu learned the wonders of Monster Girl/Boy fetish.

I mean she kind of is one as it stands so maybe she just doesn't want to be called 'Drac'.

>>32638387
normally, it's the kid that's embarrassed.

Do MacFemanon and Big Mac bond over playing with dolls?

>>32641805
>not sending them to their best friend Glimmer's home where Glimmer can teach all the good satyrs the wonders of giant mecha.

>>32643957
"IT WAS PROFESSOR PLUM! IN THE KITCHEN! WITH THE CANDLESTICK!"
>Mom and dad look at you with an amused look.
>Gumdrop nervously taps your shoulder. "Hope... this isn't clue."
"Oh... Right. What are we playing again?"
>Maybe you should stop playing on your cellphone between turns? Especially now that your parents are smiling evilly at you.
>"Betrayal at the House on the Hill." your mother answers, hey eyes glowing as an omen card is held up in the air along with the scenario book. "And the one who did it WILL BE ME!"
>You look down at the board and notice your mom has the spear, the gun, the madman, and the dog on her side.
>And you're in the same room with her with only the mask
"I hate this game...."
>"Me too, hope." Gumdrop pats your shoulder. "Me too."
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>>32644260
Ha
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>>32644300
>the wonders of Monster Girl

"Yuzu, why do you have a 3 gigabyte folder on your computer named snake girls and other reptiles?"
>"Oh, well you see, uh... I want to study hybrid biology."
"I thought you wanted to be a lawyer."
>"I can be two things."
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>>32646277
Cute snek.
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>>32646314
I'd post more of her, but she's not really related to the thread.
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>>32646357
Can always try hybreeds
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>>32647968
Who is this cutie?
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>>32647998
Random mothpony satyr. Can't remember if her Equestrian parent is a specific mothpony, or if it was a doodle.
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We've all seen who the M6's parents are now. What do you think they think about their satyr grandkids?
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What if Asha was into Hatian voodoo? Or at least has something based around it?
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>>32648542
Applejack's parents are dead so they have no specific opinion, but Grand Pear likes them and tries to be around though his advanced age makes it hard for him to keep up with them.

Twilight's parents do thier best to be friendly but are a bit oldschool when it comes to race mixing and, Velvet in particular, are a bit conflicted about the whole arrangement, but don't go out of their way to chew Twiggles out over it..

Pinkie's Parents are fairly normal when it comes to grandkids given all of the ones that live on site already. I do think they find Pogo a bit too high energy for them to deal with at thier age but they always get them pretty comfy birthday gifts, especially Mumble.

Rainbow Dash's parents as the principal Dashfags are highly supportive and friendly to them. Really I figure much of the coddling and oversupportiveness they had toward Rainbow shifted towards the grandkids after the fact.

Rarity's parents are very happy about thier elder daughter's successes and are very pleased that they're continuing on the 'family business' Rarity more or less created, though Hondo is forever disappointed that Garret has absolutely no interest in buckball.

Fluttershy's mom I thin is pretty disapproving of the interspecies affair and her father probably gets shuffled into the same box due to it, but they're very meek pones and tend to be more frustrated with Zephyr's wife's inadequencies and focus their dismay his way than giving Fluttershy a hard time.

Starlight's mom is pretty upset about her son more because Starlight's unwillingness to keep up with her led to her not knowing Eden was even a thing until he was too big to spoil and remains fairly upset about it to this day and makes up for it by spoiling him anyway.
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>>32648649
>When your grandson is a fucking tankie
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>>32648655
>tankie
What? I'm not sure I understand.
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>>32648661
Maybe he's got some kind of brain damage?
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>>32648661
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tankie
Basically the original meaning referred to people who denied that the chinese sent tanks against those students who were against communism or thought that the government did nothing wrong.
It more refers to the people who refuse to recognize or hand wave tragedies/atrocities caused by communism now
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>>32648681
But which grandson is this? Eden?
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>>32648542
What do Anon's parents think of their grandkid?
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>>32648825

>"Sweet Mary mother of god, there's a succubus whore in the living room!"
"No dad, that's just your granddaughter."
>"What?"
"I said it's your granddaughter, you deaf, senile old codger."
>"No granddaughter of mine is going anywhere dressed like that, Anonymous. Go teach her some decency, boy, or it's the belt for ya!"
"Ugh... sure thing, dad."
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>>32648695
Don't know who else it would be.
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>>32648649
So, Velvet hid her feelings when her son married a mutie princess, they got a mutant granddaughter, and their daughter became an Alicorn?
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>>32650418
Alicorns are like super unicorns. I think she was very happy when Twilight got ascended and Shining married Cadance, it was Twilight marrying an Anon that got on her nerves.
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>Rainbow dash was... Exhausted, After thirty five hours of labor and at last, she could hold the hybrid spawn she had carried in her womb now in her hooves. "Hey, lil' guy..." She mumured delriously to the surprisingly quiet and giggling satyr. "How you doin'? Mommy's pretty ti-HEL-LOH!" the prism maned pegasus yelped when her newborn son found her milk engorged teats and went right to down.
>Well she wasn't feeling tired now, just really awkward. Thankfully, doctor sawbones assuaged her. "Awkward? Yes, that's normal for a lot of mothers and why several prefer to pump and bottle feed."
>"I mean, it's a liiiiittle weird since this is how his father led into putting this kid in me...." Dash admits more than a bit abashed. "But... He's gotta eat, right?"
>"Neeeeeeeeein." the doctor rolled his eyes. "Hybrid children can sustain themselves on the energies of the cosmos."
>"Doc, do you want to find out how good your g-force tolerances are? Because my best friends checked and found unicorn tolerances are pretty damn low."
>The doctor stared hard at Dash who snorted out some air, her pride and anger reviving her. "Just bring my husband and parents in." She finally compromised.
(1/2)
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>>32650498
>After a few minutes, her human mate stepped in first with a smile and greeted the satyr suckling between her legs and grinned. "A chip off the old block, huh?"
>"Thanks, anon, he already went there."
>"Hey, I had to... So... we still haven't named him-"
>Rainbow Dash sighed and help up a hoof. "Anon, I've been in labor for nearly a day and a half. You come up with a name."
>"How about.... Icarus?"
>"Sounds great- hey, wait, isn't he that guy from your world who-"
>The doors burst open now with a pair of sobbing, happy grandparents. "Is that-? Is iti really?"
>Anon and Dash smiled. "Yep, it's-" but Dash was cut off by her mom.
>"Proof our baby girl isn't a lesbian!" She sobbed with joy.
>"Oh, thank the heavens." her father wheezed. "When you first brought Anon home, I thought he was just a beard. Or whatever lesbians call theirs. A skirt? I mean, no offense, anon, but one look at you next to my daughter and... Yeah, clear whose getting more out of the relationship."
>"Gee, thanks." Anon deadpanned.
(2/2)
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>>32650704
I don't really see why Dash's parents would care about her orientation.
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>>32650749
They'd care if they wanted grandkids.
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>>32650758
I don't see why they wouldn't be cool with adoptions or donors either.
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>>32651121
All of the Apple ones, if only so their parents stop bugging them about it.
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>>32651139
>they literally just conspire with friends and family to get everyone married off so AJ can't say nothing in the meantime while they live life and find real love
>backfires horribly because then she's just asking for grandkids now
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>>32651766
Is that satyr cosplaying as Rainbow Mika?
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>>32651766
She'd probably move on too chores are grt stuck in a loop of grandkid demands. She wants the Apple clan to be the biggest, fruitiest clan there is after all
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>>32651800
Its just r.mika with a horse butt
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>>32651996
>R. Mika ended up in Equestria and got knocked up by a pony
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>>32651996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ziX31ysNWw
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>>32652768
wew
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>deleting the R.mika pics
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>>32653342
It was not mlp related at all, and the dude was about to spam slightly different edits of it. You have to be retarded if you wonder why the janitor deleted it. Get it in your head that you are on /mlp/ and learn the damn rules.
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>>32648942

"For the last time, old man, it's too hot to wear any more clothes than this."
>"The only thing too hot will be the fires of Hell when God condemns you to the lake of fire for being an immodest hussy."
"Oh my god, I get why dad was so reluctant to introduce Yuzu and me to you now."
>"Don't take the Lord's name in vain!"
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>>32653465
Those abs look really weird.
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>>32653575
Yeah, probably should've only been rounded so much on the viewer's left side. She's not wrong though.
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>>32653575
This fucker's art in general looks weird. And now this post gets deleted for stating my opinion of obviously terrible art.
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>>32653725
You're just jealous.
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>>32653725
>"Oh why do they persecute me so when all I do is call people's art shit and add nothing of value to the thread!?"
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>>32653465
Why does she have highlights under her arms?
Is there a light source below her?
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>>32653921
I've provided plenty to the thread over the last 4 years. I just don't like artists who show zero improvement in their art.
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>>32654002
what have you contributed provide actual content dont speak in generalities. Id like to see what are these contributions you have provided the past 4 years.
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>>32651736
Does she have any favorite grandkids?
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>>32655118
I think Peach's eventual kids would be the most apple-y, so she'd be pleased with them besides the names. I expect a lot of weird fruit names
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>>32651121
Me with my waifu
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Would you loan your daughteru and her three friends your car for a couple of weeks so they can go on a road trip to Earth?
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>>32656492
Depends on who her friends are.
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>>32656492
No, I wouldn't feel safe letting her drive on some of Earth's roads. I'd be more than happy to come along as the designated driver and do my best to fade into the background and not embarrass her in front of her friends, if she'd be up for that. Also to make sure she stayed away from any boys.
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>>32656492
I doubt an Anon's car would still be amongst the living in Equestria with no mechanics to service it. They'll have to take an ornate carriage instead.
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>>32656836
A carriage across Equestria!
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>>32656492

>"I can't believe we're lost, it was all going so well!"
"Yeah, until somebody broke the satnav."
>Your daughter looks back at her friend in the rear view mirror."
>"Hey, it was an accident, I said I was sorry."
"S'okay, we can probably ask directions to the club from somebody."
>"Like who? This part of town looks a little sketchy."
"How about that lady standing on the street corner up ahead, she looks like she knows the area."
>Your daughter pulls the car up alongside the woman and rolls down the window."
>The woman tosses her cigarette to the ground and stamps it out under her heel before leaning down down.
>"Girls, huh? That's a new one. You pretty little things lookin' for a good time?"
"Yes please, can you help us? We're looking to party and we were told about a place."
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>>32655222
>AJ's favorite grandkids aren't even her own.
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Satyr butt
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>>32658464
The best kind of butt.
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>>32658641
bless strong buns
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>>32656492
>"Kimmy, you need to turn around right now!"
"We're just going to be gone for a few minutes, dad won't even notice we're gone."
>"He isssss going to notissse, and when he doessss we're both going to get grounded!"
"Relax Mera, you need to learn to be rebellious once in a while."
>"If we weren't attached, I'd jump out of thisssss car right now!"
"That attitute right there is why I'm doing this, just uncoil and learn to enjoy thi-"
>RIIIING
>RIIIIIIING
>"That'sssss dad, I told you thisssss was a terrible idea."
"It's probably just a wrong number, calm down and I'll put it o- Oh fuck it's dad."
>RIIIIIING
>*Beep*
>"Kimmy, you have 10 minutes to get those keys back in my hands, before I go out looking for you."
>*Click*
>You're so grounded
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So who would be cuter as a girl?
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>>32660489
Utah
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>>32660489
Nobody. They're nice as they are. A better question would be: Who would be cuter as a boy? Or a tomboy.
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>>32660551
Utah
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>>32660561
I kind of want to see male tomboy Utah.
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>>32660608
What does that even mean?
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>>32660489
>>32660535
>>32660551
>>32660561
>>32660608
And people say Utah isn't pushed. Good grief.
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>>32660884
Baited for this exact response
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>>32660953
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>32661012
True. Guess we'll have to find a new satyr to post. How about Thorn?
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I like Utah
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>>32661176
He's a good kid. I do think we talk about him a bit too much, but we're in a bad state for OC it seems. Need more topics to explore. Maybe new satyrs to start fresh with and develop freely.
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>>32661112
Who?
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>>32661219
One of Fluttershy's kids. The gothic/emo looking one.
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>>32661240
Fluttershy's kids need to stay in containment with the rest of them.
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>>32660489
Gale.
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>>32661240
She a cute
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>>32661247
Rude. Buttershy's kids dindu nuffin.

>>32661257
Agreed.
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Repent.
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>>32661262
Pff.
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>>32661276
i will not apologize for stealing her panties
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Utah power hour.
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>>32661317
The Bella and Purity "it's only lesbian when we touch clits" variety show is more fun
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>>32661345
>>32661317
Both of these are shit and deserve to be kicked off the air.
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>>32661345
That is a good one I will admit. But what of The Snapshot Sports Show? The most unintentional lewd sports show on primetime

>>32661352
(you)
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>>32661358
also known as the "i can't believe he can fit that in" show
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>>32661297
What kind of panties were they?
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>>32661190
Anon, new satyrs aren't going to revive this place. We both we could talk all we want but that isn't going to stir up some writefag or artist to make something out of their own volition. This is an ailment with a multitude of symptoms that has gradually worn away the seams to produced this shambling corpse of a thread we have here now. There's no heart. There's no reason to care. Whether someone's attacking or defending against the petty slights or huge errors, there's no reason to be invested in satyrs anymore. There's nothing to look forward to other than scattered comversations on a few topics that hop into the next, an argument or two which the janitor deletes, some reposted art, and repeat ad nauseum.
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>>32661401
You are free to leave if u clearly have no intent to improve this thread
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>>32661434
This. I think a new batch of satyrs could do us some good since people can make new stuff with them without getting bogged down in old lore of other satyrs. Nobody is willing to do different stuff with the ones we have.
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>>32661442
We have had a fuck load of new seasons since most of the satyrs here have been created. Surely there are many hot ponies to impregnate.
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>>32661445
Then why haven't we created any satyrs based off of them yet if that's the case? If no one cared about it back then, what makes you think people would care now?
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>>32661452
>Still trying to bring down discussion

Just leave if you hate satyrs so much
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>>32661458
I'm not wrong.
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>>32661460
>Hey guys lets try and revitalize our thread
>>Why should we bother? Nobody cares we should just let satyr die
This is you. Stop it.
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>>32661463
Look. At most, we've got one good artist and two very mediocre amateurs that provide the content for the thread, and even that's sporadically placed. Little quips and stories and squabbles are only drip feeding someone dying of malnutrition. No one wants to commit to anything except to the few trite topics that get replayed like a worn VHS. There are no continuous stories going on, no consistent stream of good art being churned out, no comics, projects, nada. Just dumb chit chat. There's nothing to latch on for someone to care. We don't get family stories, and even when we do get a 200 word blurb it's often tainted with incestuous suggestions. You don't know what you want. You have an enormous backlog of nearly 250+ satyrs and you mean to tell me that you've damn near milked out every bit of creative potential out of thesrme characters that the only way to breath new life in this place is to make more like it's Pokemon?
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>>32660662
trap + tomboy
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>>32661608
Utah fags sure do have shit taste.
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>>32661608
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>>32661608
That's not even Utah though. You might as well say it's a different satyr completely.
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>>32661608
The only good trap is a dead trap.
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>>32661623
Okay, that one's fair enough I guess.
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>>32661386
Pink thong with a nice apple smell
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>>32661386
This guy is correct. >>32661846

You'd never guess it, but underneath Darcy's modest and humble every day clothing she's usually clad in lace and silk underwear that you'd usually only see in the most expensive lingerie catalogues.
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>>32661508
jesus fuck, what a faggot
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>>32661864
She works hard to afford her precious pantsu
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>>32662325
Is that why she takes such offence when people wear her pantsu over their face and pretend to be Bane?
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>>32662418
Very much so.
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>>32662418
reminds me of Ultimate Hentai Kamen.
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https://strawpoll.com/ah924e54

Definitely gonna draw this weekend. I'll post this now to get some votes and check the results when I draw on Sat. or Sun.
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>POGO has died of dysentery
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>>32663817
>slowly
>gently
>this is how a life ends
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Does Asha have friends on the other side?
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>>32664200
Don't you disrespect me, little man
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>>32664200
No. Their relationship is strictly business.
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I'm still really curious about whether or not DJ's drawn any other non-satyr variants of the characters in this thread. It'd be interesting to see what they look like and how they would fit in another setting that's not predominately predicated on ponies. Not to mention the fact this Kimmy looks loads better without Mera bringing her design down.
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>>32663420
Femanon with a satyr sounds pretty wew.
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>>32665534
I've been meaning to draw some feudal Japanese designs.
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>>32665596
I remember a few of them, mostly with Melody. What do you know about the time period?
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>>32665534
Mera should be a talking sword for Kimmy's human form
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>>32665667
Constantly criticizing Kimmy on her sloppy form and edge alignment.
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>>32665667
This is an A+ idea.
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>>32665673

>"And just what do you have to say for yourself?"
"Huh?"
>"The last fight with that highway bandit, you looked like a rank amateur."
"He's dead, I'm alive, what more do you want? Call me old fashioned, but that counts as a good fight in my books."
>"Such a sloppy attitude is exactly what I've come to expect from you. You hacked him to pieces with all the finesse of a blind butcher carving up a side of beef. I'm honestly ashamed to call you my wielder."
"You know, I can see now why your last owner threw you into that rancid swamp and left you to rust."
>"Impudent swine, I have no owner! I merely allow myself to be carried for a short while by those I deem worthy... or in your case those that would demean themselves by swimming in a stagnant mire."
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>>32663420
>No options for pony x satyr of any kind
Boo.
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>>32665958
Really shows you the mindset of nuSatyr. Ponies play second fiddle to incest with Anon.
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>>32663817
Good, maybe now we can have some peace & quiet when we hunt or ford rivers
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>>32665976
Satyr x pony has never really been a big thing here.
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>>32666007
(you) You keep fishing with the same bait everyone is bored of it
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>>32666148
You must be pretty drunk cause that made zero sense my dude. But now I am thinking of a /pol/ tier satyr. Who would that be who asks the dreaded Gryphon Question?
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>>32666157
We already have one, Aryanne's daughter, whose name I forget but I think it may have been Eve or Eva or something. Also yes, I'm currently steaming.
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>>32666175
>We already have one, Aryanne's daughter
So? Doesn't mean we can't have Pogo or Selena or Icarus or any of the other satyrs acting all /pol/ just for fun.
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>>32666190
I didn't say we couldn't, I just pointed out that we already have a satyr like that in case the guy I was replying to was unaware.
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>>32666201
Ok.
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>>32666190
So which satyrs WOULD go full /pol/?
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>>32666219
Let's say... Garret, Glimmer, or Sapphire.
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>/pol/
Ok, im out of here
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>>32666225

>Glimmer
>"Mom its not speciest to say that on average minotaurs commit a disproportionate amount of violence and rape. No mom I haven't forgotten that diversity is our strength. But we should seriously consider vetting the millions of minoutaurs you want to bring in to Equestria."
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>>32666021
He's right though.
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>>32666157
>Who would that be who asks the dreaded Gryphon Question?
Aryanne's daughter would obviously be the first satyr to name the griffon.

>>32666175
According to the pastebin, there are two named Verena and Quick Rundown. I do seem to recall there was talk of one named Eva at some point too, but maybe that's just an alternate name for one of the other two?
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No poyim, the Gryphon Kingdom is your greatest alley.
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>>32666614
At least Gilda and Alex aren't greedy pricks like that.
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>>32669037
A classic
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>>32669037
Is that MT's dog OC?
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>>32669477
Balto yeah




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