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"ride me" edition.

old thread >>32519103
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Don't mind me, just hiding another Barbie thread
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Probably should wait a bit before making a new thread.
All anyone wants to talk about is the new special.
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>>32628708
>he needs to tell us
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>even bothering with a third
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>>32628708
And nobody gives a fuck what you do unless it involves putting a gun to your head and pulling the trigger.
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would it be possible to put together a composite sketch of Ace Thruster and other known agents of BOI? It's clear that at least a few of the Shadowbolts have interacted with them, maybe even slept with them.
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>>32628759
Here's my mind's eye view.
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>>32628759
Well he's definitely not a pale, fat basedboy. He has beautiful wavy, swirly hair and a nice structured face like the Greek vaporwave statue. Aesthetic looking dude.
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>>32628794
>the bold and confident
>the pretty and sophisticated
wew, tickin boxes in the boy band archetypes
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>>32628805
>4chan corrects s o y to "based"
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>>32628759
>Shitposter
>is a pedo
hmm.
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>>32628813
It's word swapped on a few boards but not all of them.
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>>32628805
This. He's surprisingly good looking for his line of BOI work, based on the accounts of the Shadowbolts he's slept with.
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>>32628808
Girls love boy bands.
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>>32628805
>Aesthetic looking dude.
How's this?
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>>32628850
>On the right
>Sexy tan
>Dat hair
>Dat face
Sounds like what the girls described
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>>32628820
Technically, he was a bombposter
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Why does it feel like most of the posters in this thread are girls?
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>>32628896
because they are SOIBOIs
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>>32628896
H-ha ha
d-dont be silly there are no girls on the internet.
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>>32628904
>SOIBOIs
>Special Operations Initiative: Bureau Of Investigations subdivision
uhhh, g-guys?
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>>32628920
That was the joke, dude.
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>>32628896
Because you guys have the Humane 7, the Dazzlings, Shadow Bolts and various other background characters like Trixie and Vinyl.
All we have is Flash Sentry, Timber Spruce and a few background characters who are lame.
I want Ace Thruster.
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>>32628933
>he thinks SOI is just a joke
>SOI isnt the real face of BOI
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>>32628794
>>32628850
Those are some cute and hot dudes.
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>>32628954
I said it was a joke as in it's what he was referencing to when he replied to the Anon calling us girls. Of course SOI is the fucking face of BOI. Get your head in the game! We can't be slacking. Ace is counting on us.
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>>32628976
>Ace is counting on us to cuck out just like him
You dont say?
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>>32628994
>thinking ace is a cuck
He's literally /ourguy/ flash and timber are cucks you autist
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>Guys get mad and attack something girls like.
It's Leonardo DiCaprio, Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber, boy bands and the original G1 ponies all over again.
Are you really that insecure?
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>>32629015
>entire oc exists for a cuck fetish
>not a cuck
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>>32629015
He's projecting his insecurities unto Ace.
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>>32629026
Leonardio Dicaprio was never in a boyband
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>>32629026
are you lost? this is the shadowbolts thread not boybands.
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>>32629030
>Assume he's gonna cuck you when all you have is a small synopsis and memes.
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>>32628698
Congrats for the 3rd star, /sdb/!
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>>32629039
>forgetting his early career as a teenage heartthrob.
Lots of people thought he was gonna get typecast and never be a great actor.
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>>32628708
Does this count as announcing sage?
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>>32629165
Coffee should be serious and exercise self restraint not moody and mopey.
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>>32629165
Looks like some characters from the guy who drew the loss meme
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>>32629189
Moody and mopey is just an act. That's how Coffee gets the "alternative" girls.
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MI: Mysterious Incidents
BAD: Ballistic Assault Division
MI:BOI
BAD:BOI
Acronyms are fun.
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>>32629207
So girls like Wallflower?
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>>32629165
They look very much not like EqG characters.
1/10 you tried.
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>>32629165
>its shit
i mean it suits a forced meme that has no value.
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>>32629165
I like it.
Better than I could do.
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>>32629261
>I don't want to fantasize about Chad banging my imaginary gf
Cuck.
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>>32628698
Which one is most likely to push me to the ground, tear off my clothes, and start riding my dick while looking at me with a smug, slightly blushing grin?
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>>32629292
None. They are young women.
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>>32628850
The one at the left reminds me more of that rising star guy from twilight's book
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>>32629290
>my meme oc is a chad xddd
cringe.
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>>32629320
That concept with the quality of the image just drawn is like poetry.
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>>32629320
*snap*
Into the compilation it goes
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>>32629189
Actually, that's his face.
He tries to be under the radar everytime. I bet he would be dress with a black shirt and blue jeans with white sneakers.
He is on a corner of a cafe, or in the deep section of the library. Driving sedans or low tier stock sport cars.
Never raising any suspition beyond "that one dude i met once"
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>>32629242
>They look very much not like EqG characters.
What are you talking about? They're impeccable.
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>>32629340
Yeah your shitpost oc is cringe compilation material alright.
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>>32629292
Sour sweet if her sweet side is tired of your sweet sugary romantic bullshit.
One day you will wake up tied to your bed naked, and she bouncing on top of you screaming "FINALLY!!!" like a gorilla on steroids
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>>32629355
>No U!
*snap*
Thats it.
Work it!
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>>32629354
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>>32629354
Okay I thought this ace thing was fucking great until here. That just looks like a middle schooler drew himself as blonde superman in MS paint and slapped it over Flash's face because SciTwi is his waifu he had his first fap to.
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>>32629354
>>32629370
they look like shit.
-1/10 shit edits bro.
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>>32629354
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>>32629370
>"tell me more about your magic device. How did it worked?"
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>>32629165
Honestly, I see Coffee Klatch as being a serious person.
So I envision them like so.
>>32629354
>>32629370
kek
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>>32629381
>Martian Marehunter joins BOI
Equestria is finished.
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>>32629364
*yawn*
sure is summer in here.
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>>32629381
10/10
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>>32629391
Man and Alien team up to defeat magical horses.
Those poners never stood a chance.
Equestria will pay for treating the EqG world as they're dumping ground.
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>>32629381
Holy fuck, my sides
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>>32629399
>Ace Thruster, look out-- AAAAAGH!
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>>32629394
*snaps*
Sure is.
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>>32629381
escaled quickly from 0 to 100
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>>32629402
i can’t breathe
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>>32629354
>that ace
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JlR2RjKtMCk
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>>32629394
unironic redditors.
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>>32629399
*their*
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>>32629354
>>32629370
>>32629381
How will the Acefags ever recover?
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This is a fun thread.
Having a giggle.
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>>32629421
By having fun, duh.
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>>32629421
They are now forever tainted. Today was a good day.
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>>32629445
>being this anti-fun
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>>32629445
Yeah, the shadowbolts are totally tainted in ace's jizz
He's the man
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>>32628698
When will a writefag save this general?
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>>32629445
Remember not to validate those trolls with a response.
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>>32629388
Coffee takes his job seriously.
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>>32629475
This thread is a hoot.
Stop being a Debby downer.
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>>32629491
Very business oriented.
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Covfefe and Ass thruster

hahaha
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>>32629318
Rising Star has cheekbones that can cut glass.
Flash Sentry stalks him.
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Coffee Klatch sounds German.
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>>32629548
It's actually German tea time, but with coffee and cookies.
t. moved to Germany
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>>32629475
When the shadowbolts get a personality
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>>32629465
I like to imagine that he makes awful, Brosnan-era James Bond tier of nonsensical puns about bedding teenage damsels.
>Tomboys are easy. The secret is to Indigo down on them.
>Thruster? I hardly know her!
>I'm not a horse, the only 'flare' on my shaft is Sunny
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>>32627777
>>32627828
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How does he respond?
Remember, Ace is very smart and witty.
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>>32629591
So we should have a couple of writefags already?
>>32629499
Be the change. Do it.
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>>32629640
That expression is so funny.
Like he is amused.
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>>32629640
>Remember, Ace is very smart
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>>32629640
I have a confection to make…you looked better with the coat on.
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>>32629677
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>>32629640
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>>32629640
Source for that pic?
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>>32629640
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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>>32629677
Dubs of truth confirm that ace is a cuck oc

>>32629695
1/10 English lesson see me after class
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>>32629706
You're right, but stop feeding them responses. You're only helping them shitpost more easily.
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>>32629706
>1/10 English lesson see me after class
I thought it was meant to be ironic t b h
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>>32629719
The guy you're responding to isn't very bright.
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>>32629640
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kys sethisto
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>>32629740
>you are already laid
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>>32629740
Ace Thruster is the ultimate Chad.
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Why is Sugar Coat always the one drawn lewdly?
Lemon Zest or Sour Sweet would be more lewd than her.
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>>32629782
More like
the ultimate Cuck
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>>32629782
>ultimate chad
So he's the college dropout?
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>>32629809
This isn't about you.
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>>32629811
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>>32629819
Herman Munster?
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>>32629819
god i wish that was me
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>>32629801
She is open minded
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Yeah enough of this other shit. Let's only talk about the Shadowbolts in the Shadowbolts thread. Hopefully a writefag will swoop in and keep this place on topic.
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>>32629907
This place thinks the Shadow Bolts are boring and that they dont have any personality.
That's why it's having fun with Ace.
But for the sake of the thread.

Do you think they'll be in the Cruise special?
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>>32629740
11/10

>>32629907
>s-stop having fun
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>>32629921
Dear god, i hope so.
They won the cruise prize. It would be logical for them to be on the yatch
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>>32629935
I wish for a Casino Royale type of episode where the Shadowbolts are on a luxury casino cruise and it involves BOI agents somehow.
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>>32629921
>>32629925
No, this thread is about the Shadowbolts, not some cancerous couple of OCs. And many posts so far in the thread now showed me that "we think they're boring, OC better" is far from unanimous. Make your own thread for your OC and leave us alone. Because we were here first trying to have our own fun and you come in here trying to shit it up with off topic memes.
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>>32629965
That thread will be done in a week.
EqG thread. Number 3. Discussion about anything EqG related. BOI posters usually are accepted there
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>>32629801
Derpibooru posts that aren't "safe":

Individual characters without the other Shadowbolts:
>Lemon Zest
375

>Sugarcoat
329

>Sour Sweet
219

>Indigo Zap
163

>Sunny Flare
139
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without any othe character (even the shadowbotls):
>Sugarcoat
227

>Lemon Zest
211

>Sour Sweet
146

>Sunny Flare
99

>Indigo Zap
92
-

Total:
>Lemon Zest
515

>Sugarcoat
484

>Sour Sweet
377

>Indigo Zap
289

>Sunny Flare
270
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Lemon Zest and Sugarcoat are the lewdest of the shadow five.
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>>32629974
including ONIONS
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>>32629921
i hope so
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>>32629977
because they have no character so the only thing people like you do is shitpost with lewds instead of making an interesting fan ideas
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>>32629974
I don't give a fuck about their thread. They don't even have consistent threads and refuse to be a general like here.
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>>32629825
I like Ace but I'm having too much fun with these faces.
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>>32629996
Generals are cancerous.
They discuss then agree to make another thread every 2 weeks or longer from the one they had.
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>>32629984
>he doesn't like onions
Found the toferatu
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>>32630007
And this thread is a general about the Shadowbolts, not ace. And that will be established if we get a writefag writing only Shadowbolts despite your shitposting. Don't fucking tell me where on the board to go if I want a Shadowbolts thread because there already is one and it's this one.
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>>32629996
Doing it sparingly helps avoiding the general effect: draining everything until is dead and in a zombie state.
Now in one week we are going to talk about the shorts, make a short green, post ace, and everyone will be happy
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>>32629997
>Coffee, bruh, you need to chillax a little! I know the duty can be stressful, but you just gotta let it go sometimes.
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>>32629996
>implyin the meme oc would even last a week as a general
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>>32629995
Post tagged "safe":
>Sour Sweet:
2017

>Lemon Zest
1955

>Sugarcoat
1756

>Sunny Flare
1719

>Indigo Zap1517

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all of them duplicate the number of posts so your argument is invalid
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>>32630022
I said nothing about Ace.
I said generals are cancerous and this place has a hard time discussing the Shadow Bolts because it admits they're boring and have little to no personality.
Stop jumping to conclusions and spazzing out.
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>>32629997
>failed quads
Bad luck will come to you, single Ace Thruster poster.
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>>32630042
the last thread was trying to discuss fleshing them out, but all you know is how to be an oribiting shitposter group attacking it like a vulture, so why dont you just fuck off.
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>>32630054
It's not one off.
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>>32630023
I don't care. That doesn't change what this thread is. I'm not interested in joining a much bigger thread that talks about every single eqg thing, especially when there are other threads dedicated to the Dazzlings, Sunset, Norman etc.
>>32630028
See >>32630022
>>32630042
You don't speak for the whole thread's opinion. And if you didn't mention ace before fine but you're still wrong about the former.
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>>32630063
Nah, I'll stick around.
Because unlike you I'm was trying to flesh out the Shadow Bolts.
Even trying to get others in engage with conversation by bringing up questions regarding the Shadow Bolts.
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>ace thruster on derpi
>1 result
Is it time? Shall we let the world know?
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>>32630076
>Because unlike you I'm was trying to flesh out the Shadow Bolts.
by doing nothing and asking meaningless questions like if they will be on the boat? wow great work. '''fleshing them out''' faggot.
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>>32630072
>You don't speak for the whole thread's opinion.
The board and arguable the whole site agrees generals are cancerous.
Just telling it like it is.
Watch as I try to engage instead of complain.
Do you think the Shadow Bolts will have a larger part in the show since they showed up in the special?
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>>32630076
That does not validate Ace. And no amount of shitposting will change that.
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>>32630093
You're complaining without offering any solutions.
That's called whining.
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>>32630094
I wasn't referring to what you said about generals. It was what you said about what the thread thinks about the Shadowbolts and "nah this place thinks they're boring it's no use talking about them". Stop deflecting.
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>ace thruster
>a lack of art/greens
>haters shitposting because they are lifeless
Ok guy, this is my last thread. Next one do it any of yourselves (if you feel like), i'll be around here anyway, have fun.
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>>32630099
Again, I didn't bring up Ace or reference him.
Stop crying.
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>>32630064
Did you really think we wouldn't notice the only Ace Thruster fag who uses a Windows 10 desktop computer?
It's literally one poster. You can't remove EXIF properly from a newer Windows system.
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>>32630107
>nah this place thinks they're boring it's no use talking about them". Stop deflecting.
How is it deflecting when that's exactly what was said last thread?
Elaborate
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>>32630114
I don't care, stop defending the shitposters' argument by saying the thread can't live talking about the Shadowbolts.
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>>32630119
Do you have proof for your assertions?
Can you prove anything you claim?
No question begging epithet now.
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>>32630122
>what was said last thread
By who? Everyone? Doubt it.
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>>32630104
>Do you think they will have a bigger impact on the show?
What your doing isnt fleshing out anything try again. that's handing over the reigns to hasbro because you cant flesh it out yourself.
At least it's thread relevant unlike Aser Thrustmaster
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>>32630125
It's not the "shitposters" argument but the last threads opinion.
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>>32630135
I'm trying to get the thread back on topic you're constantly bringing up something I didn't and attacking your strawman.
Even now, I asked a question you turned around and gripe about Ace.
How hard is it to take your own advice?
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>>32630119
This. I noticed the typing style was eerily similar. It was as if a guy was making all the Ace Thruster posts.
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>>32630137
The shitposters are using the argument to reinforce what they're doing. Look at the posts there already are saying that this thread turns to ace because the Shadowbolts are boring and whatnot.
>Last thread's opinion
See >>32630132
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>>32630135
"Aser Thrustmaster" sounds like a Chinese knockoff agent from a Chinese knockoff agency

>ni hao, I am Aser Thrustmaster, Ministry Of Investigations
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>>32630077
actually 4
derpi links 1714286 1657241 1697620
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>>32630152
There you go just complaining
>>32522179
>>32557243
>>32557481
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>>32630181
>links to posts that were before actual discussion
consider suicide for your cherry picking
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>>32630022
>And that will be established if we get a writefag writing only Shadowbolts
if.
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>>32630188
>I have no argument
>kill yourself
One post even states why they think this at the start of the thread, dipshit.
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>>32630164
>Greetings, lads. I am Arthur Thrustington, Magic Communications Headquarters.
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>>32630203
>one post states x
So the thread decision is x
And yet you ignore the people who both then and now want to genuinely talk about the Shadowbolts
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>>32630203
You linked to posts that were obviously (you) inbetween the actual discussion or before a large bulk of fleshing them out. You arent fooling anyone you stupid fucking faggot. You only show up in the thread to shitpost and then piss off, returning back to shitpost missing the discussion then claiming there isnt discussion,
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>>32628698

Reminder that both Lemon and Sugarcoat are the only ones objectively attractive.
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>>32630119
holy shit. the autist actually uses windows 10.
>>32629165
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>>32629997
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>>32630216
>I refuse to eat this crowpie and will continue to cry.
I noticed.
How is this helping the Shadow Bolts thread?
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>>32630227
Link the posts you say are me and I'll screenshot for you.
Stop bitching and try to take your own advice about being on topic.
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>>32630234
How is saying it's hopeless gonna help shit.
In fact, I'll engage in some discussion myself so your ass doesn't have to.
>>32630231
Indigo and Sour are attractive too. I actually think their character designs are better too.
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>>32630261
If you're gonna try to contribute instead of complain.
I'll drop this.
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>>32630269
Alright then.
So which Shadowbolt do you think looks the best? Attractiveness, overall character design, etc.
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>>32630233
>t. doesn't understand how EXIFs are actually generated
here's your (You)
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>>32630280
Sugarcoat, her pigtails are wonderful
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>>32630233
Because anyone that likes what you dont like is a samefag in your mind.
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>>32630280
Sugar Coat.
Sunny seems the most plain.
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>>32630285
>>32630301
That's an excellent choice. But aren't they called twintails because they're not short?
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>>32630317
Twintails are pigtails without the braids.
Most in North America confuse pigtails for twintails.
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>>32630317
>>32630337
Does Sugarcoat hairstyle exist in the real life? if it does, it has a name?
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>>32630337
>>32630341
Well sugarcoat doesn't have braids, unless this somehow counts >>32628706
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>>32630341
I'm sure it does.
But I think it would still be called Twintails.
Take this pic for example.
It's not helicopter hair per say.
But that's what it's called.
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>filename
based
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>>32630376
>helicopter hair.
looks like a giant spider tacked on her head.
it also looks retarded.
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>>32630376
i would love to see a real person with that hairstyle, it would be very fun!
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>>32630395
i mean, with Sugarcoat's hairstyle
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>>32630393
You'll hate pineapple hair.
>>32630401
The girl would need long bangs (fringes for the UK crowd) to pull it off.
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>>32630393
It's probably from some fashion show, which I'm sure Sugarcoat wouldn't want much to do with at all.
Oh, what if she judged a fashion show? How fucking rich would that be?
>>32630411
>this exists
Literally why?

>Damage controlling W10 asshat being utterly starved of (You)'s
Keep it up lads
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>>32630411
>You'll hate pineapple hair.
you werent wrong. just looking at this picture makes me want to reach through the screen and smack this chucklefuck
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>gets debunked
>calls it damage control
That pot calling the kettle black idiom.
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>>32630455
That's bacon not pineapple.
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>>32630455
>Angry emoji meme
Oh shit. Did they really do that? I thought Indigo's return was the only thing I'd find remarkable.
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>>32630465
It's tangerine bacon
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>>32628706
I kinda want to see what that hairstyle would look like on a real person.
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>>32630465
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>>32630555
Yummy trips
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Picture of Ace Thruster after receiving some battle damage
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>>32631185
Ace Thruster does not take battle damage. He is a master of several different schools of martial arts, and designed his own unarmed fighting method called Ace Kwon Do. Witnesses say it is like watching a torrent of water crashing and eroding a cliff face for eons and eons, playing in super fast speed.
Rumor has it that Ace Thruster designed an armed fighting style called Thrustjutsu, but nobody's seen it in action. Ace Thruster is not a murderer, and prefers to disarm and capture his opponents instead of killing them.
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>>32631185
Broken Ace
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Coffee Klatch and Ace Thruster
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>>32630212
MCHQ a shit, BOI 4 lyfe
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>>32629997
You may make fun of Coffee today, Ace, but remember who's got your back when shit goes south.
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>>32631210
I imagine Ace Thruster doing something like in this gif with the girls.
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>>32631302
I can imagine Coffee Klatch shaking his head in disapproval behind Ace.
>"Ace, this behavior is *not* becoming of a BOI agent!"
"Chillax, Coffee! It's just a peck on the cheek."
>"Ugh..."
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>>32631302
Daww, that's pretty cute.
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This is the best EQG thread I’ve seen in a while.
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Well I'll be damned, didn't know there even was a thread about the Shadowbolts.
>>32630189
>if.
*When.
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>>32591832
>>32591876
>>32591986
>>32612848
>>32630111
>>32629475
>>32629907
Got word that you guys could use a writer. Also noticed that a thing I wrote was mentioned here last thread. So I'm gonna write some stuff for here.
Recently finished the last paste, so here's the deal.
Previously: https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbL
Current: https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnB
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Here's a recent part.
>>32631345
>Lemon Zest slips on her headphones and plays a song that she added solely for the spirit of ancient and medieval warfare… and walks through the doors of the school as she LISTENS.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7L2PVdrb_8
>The People Of The Crystal Lands, formerly the Crystal Prep Empire.
>A people without a true leader; the Empress had been overthrown and replaced ages ago.
>The appointed Queen merely a prop character in the play that surrounds the Duke.
>Cadance, most likely still but a princess rather than a queen, remains oblivious to the rampant corruption for the time being, her lands divided into smaller empires, she only rules in name because she only allows herself to rule in name.
>The Duke had made attempts to bring the Crystal Lands together under her rule, but he has failed.
>The Valkyrie with two helmets and her legions brought him into submission, and she has him under her thumb.
>Her rival, the Indigo warlord of the West, has made plans to seize power from her, fearing she has gotten out of control.
>She is responsible for building her Indigo empire in order to take on the armies of the East, led mostly by the Valkyrie with two helmets.
>Kingdoms, Queendoms, eat away at the lands of the Empire in shambles.
>And so, the warrior of music herself, with her bright helmet blaring power into her soul, strides through barren battlefields where bottles for the Empire were won… and lost.
>”Zesty, what are you doing?” Indy repeats.
>”O-oh…” Lemon Zest slips her headphones off as the Game of Thrones music continues. “You need something?”
>”Homeroom is that way.” Indigo points down the hall. “You just walked into a janitor closet.”
>”Did I?” Lemon Zest looks up and sees the ceiling of a great cavern, having bore many echoes from the roars of a vicious, lumbering beast-
>The school bell rings.
>”We’re late, Zesty, come on!” Indigo grabs the other girl by the hand and pulls her.
>The headphones come back on.
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>>32631345
YES! Thank you!
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>>32631348
>The two warriors, one painted Indigo on her armor and the other painted Lime Green on hers, ride on horseback side by side through the vast meadows towards a great event that invites people from all over the lands to join.
>This… Is… The Game Of Headphones.
>[Game of thrones music intensifies then concludes]
>…
>Between classes.
>Indigo Zap decides she’s not going to go to her next class, it’s still about all those complicated chemical equations and some shit called “mols”.
>Forget that, she’s gonna to grab a bite to eat in the cafeteria on her way up to the dean’s office to turn an appeal form in. Not at all worrying about getting caught, because of how she can reverse any detentions with a simple word to her friends who have the dean under their thumb.
>The peace treaty she and Sour Sweet had would not last to save their lives, and both of them knew it. But they agreed not to mess up the fragile stability they have established at the school.
>Lest Cadance step in and start dropping the hammer on people who were even tangentially involved in some drama that happened a couple of weeks ago.
>To this day, she has been absolutely clueless. It’s baffling. Like a 30 year old grilling boomer who only cares about hot dog brands.
>And Indigo is still in a state of shock regarding the fact that Sour Sweet actually managed to pull it off. Taking control of the dean’s chair so she can start calling some of the shots around here.
>It’s like a dream.
>Indigo will never forget the day she walked into school and saw Sour Sweet standing there with a wide grin on her face, wider than usual.
>She asked the other girl why she was such a coward and fled the fight scene that never ended up happening, to which Sour replied that she was busy taking over the school.
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>>32631349
Welcome, my guy. Glad to jump in.
>>32631350
>Then pointed to the dean’s door and raising her eyebrows.
>Indigo started going off on Sour. “No… no, you didn’t. You DIDN’T.”
>”I did.” Sour replied, and still repeats that every chance she gets to bring it up. “Remember, you can do these things now because of ME.”
>Narcissistic psycho bitch.
>Indigo can only imagine how often she spent time inside that dean’s office now that she controls a lot of what happens in there. Daring to imagine what unspeakable things go on in there.
>Indigo sits at the lunch table and looks at the form she filled out.
>Once again, it’s in pencil, and filled with adjective and spelling errors just like the last form she tried to pass off as valid.
>She’s gonna get back onto the team if it kills her, and it’s definitely not gonna kill her with the strings she has at her fingertips.
>She feels calm when she approaches the door and knocks on it.
>…
>Knock knock.
“Come in.” A defeated voice escapes you.
>In enters Indigo Zap, the one who technically started all of the things that happened to you before her crazy friend took the reigns in so many ways.
>You watch her sit down with a stoic face, probably thinking of Sour Sweet every time she looks at you.
>But she doesn’t have a hint of sympathy in her glazed gaze. She just puts the form on the desk’s surface and pushes it forward with her finger.
“Filled everything out?” You say, always half hoping that someone will come to rescue you.
>”Yup.” Indigo answers. “I would appreciate it if you got this all done and through today so I could jump back onto the team as soon as possible.”
“That won’t be a problem, Miss Zap. I’d be more than happy to.” You lie about that last part.
>You both know that you won’t have a choice if you give her a reason to insist.
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>>32631354
>Go ahead and make it official that she’s back on the team as she leaves the room.
>You don’t cry, you just feel extremely bitter about all of this. It’s not like you hate the things they do to bend you to their will, it’s just that you hate being controlled at all, especially with the risk of something this capable of ruining your reputation for life.
>Indigo does a little victory stride as she roams the hallways when there are no other students around.
>She almost feels like she could sprout wings and fly.
>Taking a stride outside and enjoying the warm Floridan October air.
>The wind brushing through her hair as she thinks about just straight up leaving school grounds altogether and finding something fun to do.
>But nah, she has some football to play after school. The grassy field beckons her just as much as that black and white ball beckons her foot.
>…
>You’re sitting in your office once more.
>Knock knock.
“Come in.”
>Oh look, it’s Suri Polymare again.
>”Hey, I have a couple of questions about financing something involving fashion.”
“Sure, go ahead.”
>”Well. I’ve been meaning to set up all of these marvelous looking stage props and decorations for a competition I’m trying to win, but I don’t have enough money from what the school provided.”
“How much did you receive?” You ask in a flat tone.
>”About 5,000 dollars. And the props and other things I need all together sort of amount to about 22,000. And I really don’t have time for a fundraiser.”
>You nod.
“Alright, so you want to have more money for your place in a fashion competition.”
>”Yup. But people have been telling me that I can’t do it because every other school is only putting 5,000 dollars in to be fair or something. But it’s not really like that because there’s no rule that says we have to keep it at a 5,000 dollar maximum.”
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>>32631357
>You see someone else wandering around outside your door.
>”And I’m pretty sure some of the other schools put more than 5,000 dollars in. I’ve seen the things they put out, and there’s no way some of it was under 6 or 7 thousand dollars.”
“Yeah… but you’re asking for 22,000. I think the other schools just happened to go a little bit over and it slid because they were still trying to keep it as close to 5,000 as they could.”
>”Most of them don’t even know about the limit, though. Because a lot of them like to be cheap and don’t even care about winning. Meanwhile, we’re Crystal Prep.”
“Well, uh, lemme go ahead and look through some files and stuff to see if there really are no restrictions about this.”
>”I told you I already fact checked and it’s all in the clear.”
“Well I can fact check here.”
>You now see two people wandering around outside your door, and can hear some familiar faint headphone music playing.
>…
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_FxL_o4DMo
>It has been a long journey, but the Warrior of Music has finally arrived at the Duke’s castle.
>She gazes up at the towering wooden door-bridge, from the other side of the moat. Dark orange clouds licking the top of the castle’s towers as the wind blows them.
>”Are you here to see the Duke as well?” A small voice sounds from behind the warrior.
>Zest can barely hear through her helmet, but she turns to find a lone squire standing before her, bearing luggage strapped to her back standing taller than her even if it were to be standing from the ground up.
>The squire wears a little sky blue helmet atop her head.
>”Where do you hail from, young squire?” Zest asks her as distant guitars blare in the background.
>”I hail from the Fabric Kingdom. My mentor and I are responsible for weaving many different textiles for the lands for the purpose of profiting from social gatherings.” She answers.
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>>32631358
>”I see. What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color?”
>”Uh…” The squire responds in a sheepish voice. “I go by the name of Coco. My quest is to help my mentor receive the riches she needs to bring her textile armies to battle against certain enemies. And uh… my favorite color is Beige, I think.”
>”That is a good color. Tell me, who are these enemies you wish to do battle with? Perhaps I can help.”
>”My mentor knows more about them. Her name is Suri, and she is in the castle right now negotiating with the Duke of the Crystal Lands.”
>”I see. I too have been meaning to attend a public social event during which I expect to enjoy. A Rock Concert, and it starts very soon before our academic season comes to an end.”
>”That sounds interest-”
>There is a loud crash, and the massive door-bridge begins to lower by the chains.
>”I am sorry, but 25,000 silver coins is the least I can require for such a feat.” The mentor named Suri crosses the bridge as gators from the water below try to snap at her royal purple garb. “Surely you have a spare 26,500 silver coins for miscellaneous use. What are you going to do with the extra 29,000 you have to spare anyway? Do you really need that extra 29,999 gold coins?”
>…
>Zest slips her headphones off to hear the conversation better.
“It says that the school board has to make sure it has enough spare money to send to the program.” You say.
>”They already do, though. Don’t worry, it’ll be fine. Thanks in advance!” Suri Polymare exits the office. “Alright, let’s skedaddle, Coco. Chop-chop.”
>Coco Pommel struggles to lift all of the supplies she has to carry for Suri, and follows obediently.
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>>32631363
>Zest looks into the dean’s office without even entering. You look at her and only recognize her as one of Sour Sweet’s friends whom you better not cross or else.
>But Zest doesn’t even see it this way, she’s just ready to slip her headphones back on.
>”Yo, there’s a rock concert going on in like 5 minutes, it cool if I leave early to go to it?”
“Sure.”
>”Cool.” She leaves without even entering the room or sitting down.
>Lemon Zest already leaves the school and all of its drama behind.
>She packs her things and clamps her headphones to her head and turns the volume up loud enough for it to be impossible to hear anyone outside of them talking.
>She thinks back to the Duke’s castle.
>The way Coco’s mentor was talking… she had only heard that type of jumpy, dismissive language before.
>The two-helmeted Valkyrie.
>What if Suri is in alliance with her?
>No time. Concert!
>Zest switches to her metal playlist of songs she really likes.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBtYOI8U3Cc
>Everything intensifies out of nowhere.
>Even leaving the flat grounds of gravel on the borders of the Lands of the Crystals, Zest finds a few obstacles, or rather, they find her as an obstacle.
>They line the hills, distantly yelling and challenging for the musical warrior to approach with her sword drawn.
>And despite how heavy and lumbering it is, she swings it around effortlessly, eyes glowing a bright yellow, a sinister smile capturing these foes as they watch their doom approach.
>Their doom approaches faster, singing cultural songs of glory from her youth as she prepares for them to unleash everything they have upon her.
>Like a toiling bell, like a rising tide of boiling hell, undying might. Those who are hungry for metal shall taste it.
>They will not stop her, she is going to stop them. These lands are not for them, and they will not enter as long as long as Zest is sprinting towards them like they challenged her to.
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>>32631366
>The very thing they regret, the very thing they flee from.
>They didn’t realize she was one of the stronger ones.
>Sinking back into the underworld, seeking stronger legions to try and infiltrate the lands where they were so unfortunate to run into one of the strongest warriors.
>The one with the most spirit, a spirit of her own.
>Not even the behemoth they summon can crush that spirit, but it shall try.
>The ones the same size as the musical warrior were smart to flee, where they had a better chance with a dragon at their backs, shooting flames down towards Zest with all of the possible fury it can muster.
>Her blade catches the flames and throws it to the sides, some of them hitting the ones who flee.
>The dragon takes a deeper breath and shoots out lava, hoping to end Zest right there.
>She slices the streams in two with her humming claymore, a massive tune fork. The sound waves push the lava aside and let it melt into the grass with a darkening red into black and gray as it hardens into ROCK.
>The dragon roars, but it does nothing to faze Zest’s fortitude.
>She charges at the beast, pointing her noble weapon straight at its heart, upward as the colossal reptile reaches out a claw.
>It cannot catch Zest, she moves away from its grasp whenever she doesn’t feel like slicing away at its attacking appendages.
>She knows she is going to slay the dragon she sees, the one she is encountering, facing like it is her last time breathing on this beautiful Earth.
>The dragon charges again, but Zest positions her claymore on the ground as it pounces; it sticks right into the dragon’s racing heart.
>There’s suddenly a loud crashing sound accompanied by shattering glass.
>Zest’s headphones have slipped off only for a brief moment.
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>Behind the girl is a car rolling into a ditch, having been driven off of the road with a panicking driver falling out the window before damage can be done to him.
>The car tumbles down a hill, and Zest puts her headphones back on to turn around and see the mortally wounded dragon falling into a pit leading to the underworld.
>More metal music starts playing.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
>Zest lets out a war cry of victory, catching the attention of a passing horde of caravans as she strides along the side of the street looking at her handheld map for the direction of the concert.
>They look over to Zest and cheer for her, grateful for her will and ability to slay the dragon that has been terrorizing their villages for hundreds of years.
>They come closer, saying some weird stuff about insurance, but Zest isn’t interested in buying any.
>”There is no need to thank me!” Zest says to the happy caravans who seem to have had a connection with the dragon, but not a good one. “I must go, now. There is a concert I must attend, and it starts now!” She stretches her legs then runs off.
>Faster than anything she has seen before, she sprints into the distance, over the hills and through the woods.
>To the concert she goes on foot.
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Pastebin in case anyone missed it. https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnB
Yes, this will continue. A lot.
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>>32631374
>A wild writefag appeared
>It's Grey the Green juggernaut
Oh man, how the tables have turned. The fuck have you been all this time? I thought you were dead.
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>>32631345
>didn't know there even was a thread about the Shadowbolts.
Not to sound ungrateful or anything but did you check the catalog?
The last thread was up for some time.
Anyway, thanks for the green.
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>>32631383
Was pretty much confined to another thread with some stuff I have been writing for them, this story included. I've decided to post this story both here and there now. But I've been far from dead.
>>32631384
About that, I don't normally go to the catalog. I just keep threads I lurk or post in open and that's about it. I apologize if I missed you before, would have loved to discover this thread sooner. Hope the green influx makes up for it.
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>>32631395
Aw shit I haven't seen you since the time the slumber party threads were still thriving. Anyway glad to have you here, this is a good breath of fresh air. This story sounds really fun so far I like it.
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>I was busy getting a blowjob from my latest fling, Indigo Zap, when my phone rang.
>"Aww... Ace, can't you just let it go for a few minutes?" Asked Lemon Zest as I gently nudged her head off of my throbbing cock. "I feel so *complete* when you're throat-fucking me like the alpha stud you are."
"No can do, Indy," I replied, finally peeling the clingy tomboy off of my shlong. "An Agent of BOI always responds to the call of duty, even if it means interrupting the best blowjob he's ever had in his life."
>I winked at Indigo Zap so charismatically that she came on the spot, all over the leather seats of my BOI-issued Marecerati. Oh well, I'll get Coffee Klatch to clean it up later.
"Yo, this is Ace," I said, swiping right on the screen like I always do.
>"Ace, this is Martian Marehunter. I've got a match on a Class C magic signature near Canterlot High."
>I stood upright. It was rare for Martian Marehunter to ring me directly. It must be very important.
>"Usually I'd let some other BOI intern take care of a Class C magic problem, but we think this one's different," the Martian Marehunter continued. "It's growing in intensity and we don't want to take chances."
"Of course. It could be another portal prying itself open."
>"Right," he concurred. "There's no time to waste, Ace. I've sent you the coordinates on the phone, go check it out."
"I always do my best. That's why I'm the best agent of BOI."
>The Martian Marehunter chuckled appreciatively.
>"Good, good. Go get 'em, Ace. We're counting on you."
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>>32631447
>I had to drop Indigo off at her place first. She was being a bit nosy and I had to reassure her that I'd share what details I could after completing my mission.
>She was getting a bit too clingy. I made a mental note to dump her as soon as I could.
>Maybe that Lemon Zest girl could be my next fling.
>Anyway, the coordinates turned out to be the back alley right next to the main school building.
>I turned the corner and immediately spotted a scrawny looking kid hunched over a glowing screen, his face alight with the faint rainbow glow of Equestrian magic.
>He hadn't spotted me yet, because I am very stealthy on foot. That's why I'm the best agent of BOI.
>I had the upper hand, I could go for the kill, but I chose not to. I am not a killer.
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"Hey you!" I shouted instead, my manly voice echoing in the narrow alley. "Drop the phone for your own safety!"
>I immediately activated my Ace Kwon Do defensive stance, just in case he was already possessed by an evil horse spirit. AKD is a fighting style I've developed myself. It is the most difficult and complex martial art and I am the sole master of it.
>Unexpectedly, the kid turned his head almost 180 degrees at me and let out a loud hiss. His tongue was forked like that of a snake.
>This was really bad. I had never seen a horse spirit possession gone this bad before.
>He got on all fours and began charging at me.
>My life was in immediate danger, which allowed me to use lethal force to protect myself. But I ain't no killer. I always go for nonlethal blows and that's what makes me the best BOI agent and a total babe magnet.
>The kid lunged at me, but I deflected his face away from my vitals easily.
>He was still clutching that evil horse phone, so I knocked it away with a chop. The kid yelped like an injured wolf and scurried away from me.
>I picked up the magic phone and snapped it in half with my bare hands. My grip is very strong.
>Slowly, the kid lost his magic glow as evil horse spirits lost their hold. I gently helped him up.
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>>32631459
"What is your name, kid?"
>"A-Anonymous," he blurted out, steadying himself. "Ohhh man, I can't believe it! You saved my life, Ace! Thank you so much."
"Save it for later," I interrupted him, even though I appreciated his gratitude. I am a humble man, and that's why I'm the best BOI agent. "What happened to you?"
>"O-Oh. Uhhh," Anonymous tugged at his collar like a total nerd. "Y-you see, I was browsing the Ponynet and found this pirated app that was supposed to have... *things* in it."
"Things? What things?" I questioned him in a deep rumbling voice. "Spit it out, kid."
>"Well... Lewds. More specifically, it was supposed to be an app containing nudes of the Mane Six plus Sunset and Scitwi. But when I installed and ran the app, my phone was overrun with this mysterious energy, and..."
>Anonymous trailed off abashedly, blushing like the total bitch he was.
>I wanted to clock his face, but I kept my cool because I'm the coolest BOI agent.
>Ponynet was where deviants and perverts went to get their illicit goods and softwares from. It was like the Darknet, except far worse because it had ponies in it.
>And to think that this irresponsible nerd went there and almost put our world in jeopardy, all for some pony poon...
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>>32631462
"I am letting you off with just a warning this time, kid," I said with an air of authority. "If I catch you playing with ponies again, I'll have to take you in to the slammers. Understood?"
>"Y-yes sir," Anonymous stammered, bowing awkwardly. If it was the traditional Nipponese gesture of gratitude, I didn't return it, because I am not a weeaboo. That's why I'm the most masculine agent of BOI.
"Leave. Now."
>Anonymous scurried away with a surprising burst of speed. At least he was good at running away...
>I watched him scurry away as I picked up my phone to text Indigo Zap. She was getting a bit too clingy, and I liked the idea of blasting a virile load on Lemon Zest's lime-colored breasts.
>[Hey Indigo, babe, I don't think this is working out. It's not you, it's me--]

The End
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>>32631395
>>32631374
Finally. We have a writefag. This is great.
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>>32631464
what the fuck
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>>32629640
Stick it in her pooper?
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>Canterlot City
>An athletic schoolgirl is lonely because her friends which are into dancing and theatre are away
>She also feels sad because the said friends dont think highly of her dancing skills
>One day while she was in the local soccer field kicking a ball around, she grasps the sound of a motorcycle acompanied by the sound of angelic laugher
>She turns to the sound to see what's happening and she receives a breath of warmness in her face
>Before she could open her eyes a young handsome man was holding her waist and towering over her with the elegance of a cat
>He starts to dance across the field with her, the poor girl never felt so secure and attractive before
>"No doubt you were a girl ready but your skills is that of a real woman " - said the wandering man in a soothing way
>Suddenly, before she could know it her jersey was removed and the fingers of the young man traced over her
>The pleasure was so intense that even Starswirl could hear her moans from his grave
>When she wakes up there was a note next to her beautiful naked body
>"For Indigo, I say to you: Thank you...Remember me, your beloved"
>...
>Ace Thruster
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>>32631500
has BOI gone too far?
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>>32631345
Thank you for being based
You're all we've got right now
Any sneak peeks at where this green is going?
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>7:00 am
>A girl, stays at home alone, once again
>Staring out the window she only sees darkness, rain and a general cold wasteland
>Suddenly a motorcycle engine can be heard in the distance
>The clouds start to go away and a warm breeze fills the air
>The windows are opened and a handsome young man enters while the white curtains sway in the breeze
>The girl is astonished in front of this personification of charisma and daring
>In a suave yet firm way he embraces the girl and whispers to her in the smoothiest voice a human can conceive:
>"hmmmm... my Sugar Coat. You remember that night out by the window when I smacked your ass and the moonlight danced on your breasts"
>The girl can't take it anymore, despite her usual frigid way she makes the hottest sex she had in her life
>"ohh yes my love" - said the handsome young man
>The girl, passes out after the most intense multiple orgasms and the handsome young man kisses her in the forehead and departs
>The girl wakes up and a little note is left beside her
>"Goodbye my Dear"
>signed...
>"Ace Thruster"
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>>32631555
Trips confirm
Also I love the music scenes with Zest. It's unique and I've never really seen something like this before in a greentext. Reads like an epic, and that would explain a lot if that is how she sees the world when she listens to music. Like her careless behavior around SciTwi in Friendship Games.
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>>32631411
>>32631468
>>32631555
>>32631626
>...
>The Halloween party is coming up.
>The students in the school can feel it approaching as the place fills up with more and more decorations, unlike any other year.
>This is the first time they were able to have this happen without Cinch flying in with a set of restrictions.
>Man, it's great having the old leaders overthrown to make way for new blood.
>It's too bad Cadance is such a pushover to the point where there could be corrupt stuff happening right under her nose and she wouldn't do jack shit about it.
>But she seems happy about the decor being set up for the first time at the school, and you feel like being a bit festive yourself.
>Might as well, it'll cheer you up even though you've grown a little numb to your situation already.
>Especially after Sour Sweet enters your office once more.
>Knock knock.
"Come in." You say the same damn thing you've always said like it's a sitcom line, the sick sitcom that your life and job has become.
>"Hiiii!" Sour Sweet flutters in and immediately sits down. "How's my favorite dean doing today?"
>You grumble and groan.
>"Happy to hear!"
>Look down at your desk.
"Well hello, Miss Sweet. Is there anything you need today?"
>"I just wanted to stop by to see how you're doing."
"I'm doing fine."
>You both know that you've been angrily pouting and moping all day long so far.
>Only time will tell how post-lunch-hour will go.
>"Alright, let's cut to the chase."
>You feel like she's going to lock the door again.
>Half of you anticipates it, but the other half feels another little bit of bad history pile up on the mound of dirt.
>"I know you might have been feeling down lately, but there's a bright side to this!" Sour Sweet begins.
"Am I going to be sitting here for a while? You know I have paperwork to get done."
>"I won't be long, promise." She answers. "Unless you're reeeealy busy."
>Don't wanna have her come back.
"Just what is it?"
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>>32631748
>"There's nothing to be sad about, you know. i know you like what's going on here."
>She's reminiscing on times that you don't want to leave this office room, but times that make you question whether or not you want to just go with this.
>Honestly, some of the time have been pretty g-
>"Listen... I don't want you to feel sad about it or anything."
"Oh, gee. Thanks. I'm glad to know you actually do care about me to some extent."
>She smiles at your snarky remark. "Oh, stop it. You know you love it!"
"That's not the point."
>"Yeah, yeah, okay. I was just getting to that." She definitely would have interrupted you with that had you continued.
"What, are you going to tell me that everything's alright? That it's all sunshine and rainbows even though you could get me in serious trouble?"
>"Hah, I kinda wanna call you Mickey Mouse. It's so cute to think about."
>Clench your fists a little.
>You hate how she's so lighthearted about this, with her cheery smile that could disappear in the blink of an eye.
>"Look, I don't know what you're so worried about. You and I just have a little bit of a closer friendship that you do with the other students."
"Stop it."
>"Stop what?"
"Stp reminding me."
>"Why?"
"Because I'll probably remember when I'm talking to the Principal or something." You think about switching to her language to get her to leave faster before you're seen with her. "And if something slips, I'll get fired, and you'll lose the whole thing you just had set up. Indigo told me about Mr. Sombra, you know."
>"Oh, I'm sure she did, i'm sure she did."
"This isn't funny, Miss Sweet. I'm still the dean, you know."
>"I know. But you're my dean."
>Your mouth curves into a sharper frown than before.
>"Look, let's stop beating around the bush. You're getting all mopey over nothing. It's not like Cadance is gonna find out as long as everyone keeps the cat in the bag."
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>>32631751
>You'd ask her why she's doing this, but she's answered you a million times in the past.
>With power-hungry rants that you don't want to hear another one of.
>"What we have going on here is special. You should be happy! You to have a like little quirk to your job that makes you love it that much more!"
>She can already tell her sweet talking isn't working.
>It's all in the eyes, yours don't look moved, hers start to get dark clouds in them...
>Don't want those.
"I dunno, it's just that this feels so wrong."
>"It's only wrong if you let it be wrong." Sour Sweet tells you. "Besides. I'm 18, so what's the big deal?"
"Because we're not supposed to be doing this. You should be starting things like... ugh, nevermind."
>"I remember what you said last time anyway, it's fine."
"Can we fini-"
>"Yeah, we can finish now. But one thing. Don't be so hard on yourself. Don't you see? This is great."
"It... doesn't feel great but okay."
>"I'm not stupid like Indy, you know. I know how to actually keep a secret. She didn't tell you HOW Sombra got fired, did she?"
>You silently wait for her to start telling anyway.
>"She was the one who told people about it, Sombra was only trying to keep things under the rug. And he wasn't a bitch like you and just let the new events take place the way they were."
"Well excuse me for not feeling too comfortable about this."
>"I'm sorry but all you gotta do is just relax about it."
"I wasn't prepared to relax about it."
>"Well maybe I can help you prepare if you want."
>You remember that Cadance can come walking in at any time when she hasn't copped out for the day.
>"Now tell me, are you feeling stressed out?" Sour Sweet starts to get up to lock the door again.
"No. No, I'm fine." You feel your metaphorical arm get twisted.
>"You sure?"
"I'm fine. Look, I guess I can be okay with all this but you did it so suddenly! And it's like... a lot to take in."
>"Hell yeah it's a lot to take in!"
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>>32631752
>She pauses for a moment, waiting for you to say something before she speaks, surprisingly.
>"But the fact is, you don't have to let this be a dark cloud hanging over your head. You're the dean of the school!"
"I don't feel like the dean of the school."
>"Just because I have the power doesn- well..." Sour Sweet tries to think of a way to make it sound valid.
>You know it isn't possible to have that happen without something crazy coming out.
>Completely forget what she says next, it's just something you totally tune out.
>Just go back into some nodding and agreeing mode, asking if there's anything she has an issue with at school, like a dean should.
>And in the back of your mind, you're forming a plan.
>That one little bit of willpower that won't be stifled by all these restraints on your reputation.
>All of these strings the girl has attached to you, strings that don't get cut in half after the door closes with her on the outside.
>No, you have to find a way to cut those strings yourself; you will not be bribed or bullied like this.
>No matter what she does with you, this just gets humiliating after a while, and you're gonna stand.
>Get ready to spend some time with Sugarcoat after school.
>...
>"And that was it. I'm back on the team for good." Indigo brags to the other girls at the lunch table.
>"You know, you have fluctuating amounts of damns to give about this." Sugarcoat turns to her. "I remember you said at one point that you didn't care about the team anymore. And then you tried to stop Sour Sweet from doing what she was doing. And once she succeeds..." Sugarcoat points towards the field outside where Indigo is back to going to every practice day.
>"I'm an opportunist." Indigo puts her hands behind her head. "What's it to you?"
>"It's a lie, that's what it is. You just want to come out on top no matter which side you're on."
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>>32631754
>Indigo Squints at Sugarcoat.
>Sugarcoat just furrows her brow back until Indigo looks away. "Oh look, here comes 'Sweetie'."
>Indigo's eyes shoot open.
>Sour Sweet returns from presumably the dean's office... again.
>It's still believable that she pretty much only goes there to talk to him, keep him under the impression that this is the way things are going to stay and there's nothing he can do to resist since he's actually trying to get his power back for obvious reasons.
>From the far side of the table, Sunny Flare crosses her bare arms. "Finally someone worth being friends with has arrived." She scoffs upon Sour Sweet sitting down with her, far away from the other two girls.
>Sugarcoat glares at her.
>Sunny Flare gives Sugarcoat her middle finger in her head.
>"So you two are still on no-speaking terms?" Asks Indigo as she watches the staring contest between Sunny Flare and Sugarcoat.
>"She vowed to 'never forgive me' after I did the pool thing."
>Indigo lightly give Sugarcoat a friendly punch on the arm. "Thanks again for that."
>Sugarcoat just dully stares back.
>"What? You know how long I've wanted to do something like that."
>"Whatever." Sugarcoat crosses her arms, but only for a moment before her phone vibrates with a text.
>Indigo grins at her when she pulls her phone out.
>"Go ahead, answer your boyfriend." She tells Sugarcoat.
>Sour Sweet immediately starts to look over with suspicion.
>Still not trusting that her plan was air tight the very moment she walked into the dean's office for... that... time some number of days ago.
>She gets up to go over and read what the dean texted Sugarcoat, still willing to keep them exchanging numbers a secret so long as Sugarcoat doesn't try any funny business with the man she has in a chokehold.
>Indigo makes an intimidating half-standing motion, telling Sour Sweet to back off with her eyes.
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>>32631757
>And Sour Sweet retreats, telling herself under her breath that she will locate Sugarcoat within the hour.
>"Thanks." Sugarcoat sighs.
>"I'm sorry I let all of this happen. It's my fault." Indigo responds. "By the way, she still lets you two text?"
>"Yeah. It's not like I can do anything. He'll lost his job if Sour Sweet doesn't have things go her way, I know she'll make it hit the fan. And you know it too."
>"...Okay, yeah. Pretty much."
>Sugarcoat reads the text in peace.
[You have time after school?]
>[Yeah] She responds.
>She then turns back to Indigo. "I guess I'm sorry I got a little abrasive back there." Sugarcoat weighs her options of what she should say to Indigo, a bit of a rare occurrence.
>It's still trying to come out...
>"It's okay. I've got thick skin." Indigo answers before Sugarcoat fails to hold her usual self back..
>"I still think you only care about coming out on top and benefitting yourself and that you're spineless because of that."
>".../Really/ thick skin." Indigo emphasizes, trying to to grit her teeth.
>"Hey, you know how I am. But we both know full well that you're not being as bad as them." Sugarcoat points to Sour Sweet and Sunny Flare with her eyes.
>Sour Sweet twirls the sides of her hair into makeshift twin-tails and mimics Sugarcoat talking.
>Without warning, the doors to the cafeteria open.
>It's been about a day since Lemon Zest left school early to go to that concert.
>And now she enters the cafeteria again, ready to meet all of her companions from across the lands for a great feast.
>Enters the room with clouds swirling around in the sky outside behind her; leaves the doors open so the wind can rush in and blow her hair forward for dramatic effect.
>Blaring a song she specifically chose to listen to while making this entrance.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLUj-jh_UyQ
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>>32631759
>Cadance follows her into the the cafeteria shortly after, keeping out of sight for the moment.
>But she lags further and further behind as she's intimidated by Zest's undying confidence, something that has been becoming more and more apparent with the passing days.
>Lemon Zest, the mighty Warrior of Music, sends fire signals with a torch to her companions, soon realizing that the Valkyrie is among them.
>Her friends watch her wave to them and walk over.
>Lemon Zest sprints across a vast valley filled with tall grass, listening to the grass blades brush against her armor with each prying step.
>On either side of her are canyons with many villages and towns atop the highest point, some settled as high as the distant, snowy mountain tops.
>Zest walks down the middle aisle of the cafeteria between the tables where everyone else is sitting and joins Indigo and Sugarcoat.
>Alas, the fortresses of her broken group of clans have been divided.
>The abrasive empress has chosen the side of the Indigo warrior of the West to join, while the wealthiest princess in all the lands of the Crystals has fallen victim to the temptation of power, swearing allegiance to the Valkyrie with two helmets.
>Man in the Box continues to play as Zest enters the gates of the fortress of her Indigo comrade.
>The Valkyrie gazes down from her tower from afar, aghast at this sight.
>This is an act of treason!
>Sour Sweet gets salty that Lemon Zest won't sit with her, and she growls in her direction.
>The deafening war cry of the Valkyrie echoes throughout the mountain tops, causing all but a brave few to flee to their homes.
>Zest only smiles in the direction of it all and laughs heartily.
>It is nothing to her.
>As her Indigo friend apparently just said something about herself having the thickest, most impenetrable metal armor on this side of the map, Lemon Zest has the loudest courage.
>And it sings gracefully, louder than the Valkyrie could ever match.
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>>32631761
>Then Man in the Box concludes, and there is a brief silence.
>Lemon Zest faces Indigo Zap. "What's happenin'?"
>"Sour Sweet and Sunny Flare are being bitches again." Indigo responds.
>"Aww, why?"
>"Because Sugarcoat got Sunny Flare's stupid precious iVambraces all wet and now she had to buy new ones. And Sour Sweet is drunk with power."
>"Wow, that sucks."
>Zest is shocked to hear this news of the richest princess losing her most sentimental pieces of armor.
>She would never see Sunny without her magical Vambraces, until now.
>With Sunny even more prone to the elements with the rest of her armor already being thin, unlike that of the Indigo Warrior.
>Zest stops her train of thought for a split second.
>The air is split by a sharp sound - a flaming arrow.
>Her reflexes are quick.
>Zest draws her claymore with all her strength and holds it to the arrow. It splits in half on the blade.
>Landing in the dirt, each half falls over, weak and feeble.
>Sour Sweet gawks at how Lemon Zest used the edge of her notebook to catch the grilled cheese sandwich she threw at her.
>Zest takes a bite out of the hot melted cheese and bread.
>Zest puts the fire out on her sword by biting it, then points it towards the Valkyrie and makes it catch fire on its own as the next song plays into her ears.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs
>The Indigo Warrior taunts the Valkyrie with a slew of insults.
>Disrespecting the village she spent her youth and grew up in, mocking her culture, insulting her finest customs and ways of life as she stands up, ready to go to battle.
>Zest is just as ready to do battle, but calmly.
>She doesn't flinch as another arrow is fired and misses completely; the Valkyrie has lost too much of her temper to aim straight with a bow.
>The Abrasive one, said to have had close ties with the Duke, recommends that everyone on this side of the brewing war move to a further mountain top.
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>>32631765
>Her advice is always to be taken seriously, and Zest is anything but opposed to this, merely anting to make that epic exit with this music playing into her ears through her bright helmet that surrounds her head and ears.
>Sugarcoat, Indigo and Zest all walk away from the table Sunny and Sour sit at, striding in slow motion at the song continues.
>All of them with complacent, yet fed up expressions, all sharing the common goal of changing the world in their own ways.
>As they set up a new camp at the highest cliff where they can see everything in the lands below, Zest wonders if this alliance will last.
>If they will stay unified, or if they shall disband after time passes.
>The Valkyrie has started to set up her base pretty strong. She's instating her lay unto the Duke's code, slowly converting him into her personal servant.
>She expects all opposition to fear her, but she'll never faze the roosters.
>Perched high on the mountain tops.
>Watching from above as the guitars intensify, waiting to strike.
>Lemon Zest's imagination hyper-decorates the rest of the lunch period more than any halloween decorations could ever hope to.
>...
>You sit down with Sugarcoat in that same old library after school is over.
>She made sure that Sour Sweet and Sunny Flare do not have eyes on either of you for the rest of the afternoon.
>She stares at you with a somber look.
>"So uh..." She starts off. "I'm not sure how else to put this, but I think Indigo and I started to make amends today."
"Amends how?"
>"Sour Sweet and Sunny Flare. They're... acting combative and divisive. And Indigo's basically just as sick of them as I am."
>You nod.
"So what does this mean?"
>"It's not clear yet. She still doesn't want to give up her spot on the team, but she told me that she's going to leave us alone as long as nothing bothers her."
"I'm not sure how I feel about that." You remember one of your earlier encounters with the girl "Can we trust her?"
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>>32631768
>There's an exchange of silence.
>And under that silence is desperation to make things normal again.
>It's really getting under your skin.
>You can undoubtably trust Sugarcoat. Lawful good.
>You know you can probably trust Lemon Zest, but she might not be focused enough to help much unless she's dead set on the same thing you're focusing on. She's either chaotic good or chaotic neutral.
>Indigo seems to be another wild card; chaotic neutral. Maybe she'll stay with you against Sour Sweet, maybe she'll side with Sour Sweet again if the girl temps her to want to hold onto that position on that football team. This is honestly behavior you'd expect from Sour Sweet. One learned from the other, then went on to teach the other as the years went by.
>Sunny Flare seems like she's just greedy and sides with Sour Sweet because she already took the reigns over you. Neutral evil. After hearing what Sugarcoat did to her iVambraces, there's no way she'll be easy to convince.
>Though, you don't blame Sugarcoat. She thought there was still hope for saving you from the greatest evil of them all: Sour Sweet. Chaotic evil, as far as you're concerned.
>She's un-convincible, so don't even try. She's the one escalating this, she cannot be reasoned with, all you can do is try to stop her.
>You try to decide which Shadowbolt to approach first. Do you go for a more easy/feasible approach like Indy or a more effective approach like Sunny?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7L2PVdrb_8

A. Indy.
B. Sunny.

Feel free to discuss and/or explain why if need be.
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>>32631770
A.
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>>32628698

What is the body type for each of the Shadow 5?
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>>32631770
This green.
You and this green are just the thing the thread needed. The way you characterize the Shadowbolt Five in active scenarios brings so much to the table. I read both pastes and it's easy to tell you have fun writing this. And I'm having some fucking fun reading it. It's reminding me of the character synopses in the last thread a whole lot, I appreciate that.
Also B because I'm feeling bold and think we can win Sunny over if we help her get her new gadgets.
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>>32631969
Indigo - Athletic
Sugarcoat - Slender, a dancers figure
Sour Sweet - Hour glass
Sunny Flare - Breeding hips
Lemon Zest - Slender waist and hips, but a relatively large chest
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>>32631969
I pretty much agree with this, except I'd switch Lemon and Sunny's hips.
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>>32631982
Fuck, meant to reply to this guy >>32631976
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>>32628698

How much did the CPA change since Cadence took charge?
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>>32631992
Valentine's Day is not the most anticipated holiday. all of the students have a day off so they can go on dates.
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>>32632041

My face because theres no dating classes.
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>>32632057
>Cadance principal
>Introduces dating classes into the curriculum
Hey, that could actually work.
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>>32632061

I'll be surprise if theres no greens/fanfic of this.
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>>32631987
Would you still give Zest an epic chest?
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>>32632068
Seconding
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>>32632095
Fuck yeah, I would.
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>>32632108
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>>32632121
Now we're talking.
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>>32632160
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>>32632057
Which Shadowbolt would do the best in a dating class?
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>>32632188
hahah why didn't high school have a dating class when I was there
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>>32632188

Sugarcoat

>>32632201

Cause they dumbass.
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>>32631770
This has my attention.
A, because Anon needs the best chance he can get
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>>32631210
gary stu
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>>32630233
REKT.
>>32630284
>>32630288
>>32630389
Nice edits!
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>>32632538
>t. reeeally has no idea how EXIFs are generated but would rather double down on being a faggot rather than admit that he has no idea
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>>32631464
underrated green
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>>32630555
delicious
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What drinks would the Shadow 5 have at a party?
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>>32632807
martini. shaken, not stirred.
the lady will have the same. *wink*
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>>32632807
>Sunny Flare
wine

>Sour Sweet
vodka

>Lemon and Indigo
beer

>Sugarcoat
my sperm
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>>32628759
He's got blond hair and sunglasses, rides a motorcycle, and kind of looks like an American version of Daniel Craig
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>>32631969
Mirroring those of the M6 but in a way transcending.
E.g.: Fluttershy is a model, but Sour Sweet is the model men want.
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>>32632769
I heard Windows 10 saves EXIF data or something comparable because it uses your loation and time stamp to save files.
tl;dr - Windows now adds exif to everything.
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>>32632844
this ain't yugioh
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>>32632941
You know how I know that's a lie? Because I made the Sugarcoat template and I use Debian.
Also EXIF is generated at file creation time and not overwritten unless explicitly edited.
Even if they shared the same EXIF (they don't), it's just likely that people saved the same base template to make extremely funny memes and a deranged retard thinks it's one user samefagging.
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>>32632948
Don't tempt me nigger. I'll fucking do it.
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>>32632965
He very blatantly ignored others showing their screenshots that it wasn't samefagging and ignored it because it was all he had.
Sad t b q h
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>>32632982
Do it. What's the worst that could happen?
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>>32632965
Now you're lying. They aren't even funny. No, double blowjobs aren't sexy.
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>>32633073
See >>32632538
Not him but someone reacted.
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>>32632913
The fuck is the model men want?
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>>32632825
Accurate, but an actual serious answer for SC would be something like some non-alcoholic drink or beverage because she is always sober as a judge.
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>>32633125
>>32633130
Dude you know he's just gonna keep denying no matter what. There's no point, just ignore his salty ass so it has less post numbers to quote to shit the thread up with.
Talk about the Shadowbolts instead. We have one writefag >>32631770 and a growing amount of discussion and discussion material. Hell, even disagree with other people in the legit discussion about only the thread related stuff if you have to. Anything's better than validating a shitposter. We shouldn't need to beat him again, we can afford to ignore, so ignore.
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>>32633563
>Anyone I don't like is a samefag
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>>32629165
Is this loss?
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>>32633637
no it's Ace Thruster and Coffee Klatch, BOI agents
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>>32633647
more like
ass thruster and covfefe crotch , ONIONS BOI parasites
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>>32633065
I wonder if Sugarcoat likes being lewded.
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>>32633647
But nobody knows what they look like.
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>>32633655
Beware of Chinese BOI knockoffs.
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>>32632982
fuck off autist
>>32633074
>>32633082
also never
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>>32633660
The Shadowbolts know exactly what they look like, especially without clothes
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>>32633659
She'd be pretty pissed off about it I imagine. Like if she found porn or fanfics of herself
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>>32633563
This
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>>32633672
Very true, fellow barbiebro.
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>>32631770
B. Sunny
Her sentiment with the arm things shows she's dependent on them. Maybe we could get Sugarcoat to help her get new ones though she probably already has the money and they can become friends and Sunny can be a spy to help take down Sour Sweet and her pseudo regime.
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This thread really flyed away.
I know, it was the shitposting, but bloody hell: 300 in just one day!
Reminds me of the old days
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>>32633659
>>32633702
>safe livestream at the begining
>but then...
"Hey sugar, did you see these pictures about you?" send her some links*
>"no i didn't, i'll check them!"
>"..."
>"w-what?! why you do these...what is wrong with you?!
"but you are cute and sexy"
>"no! this isn't right, you buch of pervs!"
"...so you wouldn't show us anything"
>"of course i woudn't! You are a weirdo and you showld get a life instead of being such a shame for the humanity!"
"but at least a little bit..."
>"no!"
"...we know you want...just relax and have fun with us, your creepy but lovely lovers"
>"...ugh, fine!...why do you want to see me in...that way, anyway? what is so special about me or my body?"
"everything! you are cute, sexy and gorgeous, you sholdn't be ashamed...it's just a different way of showing love"
>"ok, fine..but just a little!"
>she lifts shirt up and show her tummy and a part of her bra
>wow!
"wow! you definitely have a really nice body!"
>thank you...i guess"
"yeah, you are welcome!...any way, i would love to see something more"
>"wasn't that enough? i told you just a little!"
"...don't you dare? don't feel embarrassed, it's allright, you have the perfect body"
>"ok...if you say so"
>she now pulls up her bra and let fall her pair of round and medium-sized breasts"
>fucking unf!
"oh shit!"
>"sorry! didn't you like it?"
"of course i like it! i have never seen such a beautiful tits! i would love to squish them and kiss them, i they were my pillows, i would alway have sweet dreams!"
>"haha, thanks!...so...that's all?"
"i suppose...unless you want to show down there"
>"do you mean, my vulva? would you like to see it?"
"if you want to show it..."
>she stands up, pull her pants down slowly and lets see a perfect and soft pussy
>bleeding nose
"ohh...that's...so hot...it is a little wet by the way"
>"yes, it is hehe....do you like it?"
"uh huh....you can touch yourself if you like it"
>"do you wanna see me touching me myself?"
"yes"
>"oh...perv! hehe"
"ha!"
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>>32633896
>she sits on the floor and start to rub her clit
>she bites her lips and makes soft moans
>you are hard as titanium
>you can see her vagina starting to have some contractions and at the same time
dripping secretions
>you must be dreaming
>you want to be there and suck her delicious peach
>she puts two fingers inside her vagina and start so finger
>she is close
>even more close
>suddenly she start to breathe quickly and you see he vagina and anus having orgasmic contractions
>she has the lewdest face you've ever seen right now"
>she closes her eyes and gives a deep breath
"ok..that was...beautiful...i have no words right now...
>"i can believe i just did this...did you like it?"
"yes..how about you?"
>"i did like it too, but is not something i would like to do oftet...what i would like to do someday is have nice moment with you in real life"
"me too! ok, thank you and good bye!"
>bye...if you think in me when you masturbate, let me know it"
"haha, i will!"

Ok, that's all...sorry if my english is bad in some parts.
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>>32633965
At least you know another language.
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>>32633838
Probably won't happen again
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>>32634445
Who knows. Maybe someday we will be as stable as the dazzlings or the sci-twi general (the turboslut, not the nighty one)
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>>32634494
Dazzling general ain't exactly stable, constant drama and circlejerking kept them going for years after RR, and they have a toxic discord server run by a complete retard. They're like Fingerbang when Fingerbang was younger, but less severe.
The SciTwi thread is a ghost town. They have the same thread up for like a month or two and it's practically nothing but image bumps and no one cares about them anymore.
I wouldn't want this place to be like any of those general honestly
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>thread goes back on topic
>dies
You know, maybe it's just better to have FUN.
You guys remember what FUN is, right?
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>>32634827
Fun? What is that? Can you eat that?
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>>32634860
>Can you eat that?
of course, just unzip my pants.
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>>32634827
We have a writefag and discussion. What, you think that's just gonna go away?
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>>32631770
Breaking the tie for A
Sour Sweet ain't gonna fuck with Indigo, that's been established.
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>>32634875
That's no fun. That's sex.
Tell me what fun is
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>>32635212
>Tell me what fun is
F is for fags who shitpost together
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U is for ur gay
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>>32635629
N is for no porn at all,
down here on a deep blue board
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>>32635614
>>32635629
>>32635649
Perfect
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>>32632913
How would Sugarcoat's form mirror Applejacks then?
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Who'd be the most likely to send lewds?
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>>32636601
Sour Sweet. She's the most unstable and prone to doing shit like that.
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>>32636247
Well, aj is flat but with a lot of hips and ass.
Sugarcoat probably have a little more chest, and a little less hips and ass, but it works great for a secretary or an executive who only sits down, and throw orders around
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>>32636247
I'm sorry, but I just can't see AJ as flat. Same for Sugarcoat.
Also, AJ is large in stature and beefed up from all o the farm labour she does, and Sugarcoat is a light, petite dancer.
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>>32637335
Dancers tend to have smaller chests, Sugarcoat would be a B cup at most
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>>32628698
Don’t know how you guys like these characters, I mean yes they’re cute and have cute voices but other than that their characters is very cancerous.

Sour Sweet- Seems more of the Bipolar type and probably very Yandere like
Sugarcoat-Would be a smart ass, say something dumb by accident she’ll never let it go and tell you how wrong you are even when you know.
Sunny Flare-Would always be in your face telling you off for the smallest things
Indigo Zap-Would be more annoying then Rainbow Dash, always screaming in your ear when she’s hyped up
Lemon Zest-Would straight up ignore you
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>>32637644
Do you think Sugarcoat would correct you on your awful grammar?
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>>32637655
Beyond that, she would correct it and then tell you to grab a child's english book and learn your language again
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>>32637655
Probably but I wouldn’t be with her in the first place.
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>>32637765
Nigga, her name ain't salt coat. That's more something Sour Sweet would do. And then she'd apologize later on saying she was too bitchy or something then repeat the same thing two days later.
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>>32637783
Eh, I feel like she could be more mean than that. The S5 seem to have good and bad qualities but the bad qualities were brought out more when the school was being run by Cinch and made everyone cold towards one another.
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>>32637783
No. Sour sweet would grab the letter, read it, tell you is very romantic, and put it in the shredder the moment you turn around.
All while keeping her smile
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>>32637829
Or better yet, she'd tell you it's romantic, shred it, make sure you find out through word that she shredded it and actually hated it while not directly telling you, then pretend she doesn't know what you're talking about if you confront her just to have an excuse to lash out at you for accusing her of something she "didn't do" then try to make you feel guilty about it all so she can keep lashing out at you when she wants and it will feel like it's justified and you won't stop talking to her.
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>>32637856
Damn that's specific. something tells me you knew somebody like that before
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>You are the one and only Anon the Awesome.
>And somehow you where lucky enough to get Sugarcoat as a girlfriend.
>Now she may act snobbish and aloof in public, but you know things they don't.
>For one when she is at home, she isn't a big believer in wearing clothing.
>The other thing people don't know is that she has a sexual appetite that would make a seasoned porn star blush.
>At this point there probably isn't a single place in town you haven't fucked.
>Your car, Cinch's desk at Crystal Prep, the bushes in the local park, there is no place the two of you haven't despoiled.
>It's been tiring, but boy has it been fun.
>"Anon?"
>Your musings on the current state of your sex life is interrupted by the arrival of your girlfriend.
"Oh hey babe, what's up?"
>"I have something to tell you."
>She shows you what she is holding.
>In Sugar's hand is a pregnancy test with two blue lines.
"Well shit".

Whelp here is my first ever attempt at a green. If anybody wants to continue or expand it, feel free.
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>>32637900
Well I have known and still know a couple of people like that. But it has nothing to do with it. I just have fun writing Sour Sweet like this.
>>32632068
>>32630441
>>32638008
These ideas are on my radar. Might do them but they'd have to be quick ones aside the main story I'm writing which I'm about to update now.
>>32631794
>>32631975
>>32632395
>>32633825
>>32634912
Thanks, all. And A it is.

More green incoming.
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>>32631770
>>32638733
>You want to go with your safer bet; it's not like Sunny can do much harm anyway with how shortsighted she is.
>Right, like Indigo is any less shortsighted.
>But she's more trustable, so this'll have to do.
>Nothing much else happens for the day except you going home and reflecting on how things have gone and what you could possibly do to save yourself even sooner.
>No matter how much you're "gettin' it", you ain't gonna stay silly putty in Sour Sweet's hand.
>...
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>October 24th.
>The Halloween Party on the 27th is on Friday.
>You're sitting in your office in the morning, feeling a little bit less shitty every day because time dampens in.
>It's a good thing nothing risky was happening, here comes Principal Cadance.
>"Hey there." She comes right in.
"Oh hi."
>"Hey, listen. I just wanted to check in really quickly. You're still free for the party this Friday, right?"
"I am."
>"Great! I'm glad you have time for an event now. So what are you gonna go as? If you don't mind me asking."
"Uh, I didn't decide on a costume yet."
>"Ah, that's okay. Either way, I'm sure you'll have fun."
>She's talking about the damn thing days beforehand.
>Maybe that's a bit of an invalid criticism and you're just sitting here with a stick up your ass because you're still Sour Sweet's puppet, but you still must smile at your boss despite wanting to be alone.
>Feel better after she walks out.
>You'd be much more cool with this if it was her using THAT kind of thing with you to take advantage.
>Hell, she wouldn't even need to try and convince you, you'd willingly get on board with that.
>Ever since the first day, you thought she was-
>Knock knock.
"Come in."
>In enters Sunny Flare.
>This would have been convenient had you chosen to try and get her to turn against Sour Sweet and stop helping her.
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>>32638737
>She looks more normal without her iVambraces.
>"Hey, I just wanted to come in really quickly for something."
"What is it?"
>"I'm uh, I'm sorry about Sour Sweet and everything."
>She takes once look at you and can tell that you're not enthusiastic about a quick apology.
>"Alright look. I really am sorry. I truly am. I feel terrible about helping her making you almost lose your job. I didn't really care at first since I wouldn't get in trouble for it, but then I got really involved and things just sorta... escalated."
"Well uh, thanks for your consideration." You soften your expression.
>Well she definitely looks sorry about it, her face bearing an expression of guilt.
>"I don't know how much you hate this, or rather I dunno if I can understand."
"The thing I hate is being lied to and manipulated. I don't know what Sour Sweet's deal is where she's so... inconsiderate of others." You say, soon remembering that the same can be said for almost all of the girls. "Well, less considerate than a couple of her friends. She even told me how I was supposed to feel about this, you know."
>Gosh, why are you talking like this to one of the students? You're the dean!
>"Well... that's just how she is."
>You frown at Sunny.
>"Uh, sorry. Sorry."
>She can tell you're still very unenthusiastic about this apology, whether it's real or fake.
>"Um..."
"So is that all?"
>"I... guess. I just wanted to say that I'm not like Sour Sweet."
>Like you're gonna believe that.
>"Anyway, I'm sorry if I bothered you. And sorry about the way she is again."
>You just stare at her, not even sure what she's trying to accomplish here.
>Just randomly coming in here and half-heartedly apologizing... as if she expects you to suddenly see her as a nice person after what she helped Sour Sweet do.
>You're actually more pissed off at her than before.
>So glad when she leaves.
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>>32638741
>...
>Outside the door.
>Sunny Flare quickly walks away and down the hall.
>Thinking to herself, wondering if she screwed this up or not.
>The dean seemed just as unhappy to see her when she walked out as he was when she walked in.
>That's not a good sign; Sunny Flare wants more than just the strings that Sour Sweet is weaving.
>She can tell that Sugarcoat actually hit it off with the dean and she's lying about it.
>Trying to really keep it a secret when it was obvious once it was clear that she was helping him.
>First it was Sour Sweet versus Indigo Zap, and Sunny Flare was just another player on the chessboard for Sour Sweet to use on her way to taking advantage of the new dean that happened to be male this time around which allowed her to actually do this.
>Sunny didn't want to have anything like that to do with the dean until she started to feel more left out.
>And of course, Sour and Indigo eventually complicated it enough to temporarily back down, but that wasn't the bad news.
>Now Sugarcoat actually got the dean to like her, which wouldn't be something Sunny cared about had Sugarcoat not destroyed what she held near and dear to her.
>Her iVambraces.
>Not only that, but Sunny Flare SAW on Sugarcoat's phone that she was more than willing to throw her under the bus for helping Sour Sweet.
>Sunny Flare swears that she will never forgive Sugarcoat, and that she will no longer be that pawn on the sidelines to Sour Sweet.
>Sour may be able to take the dean by force, but Sunny wants to take him the way Sugarcoat did.
>She knows that he must tell Sugarcoat about how Sour Sweet doesn't really mean anything to him, and that she's the only one who matters to him... that bitch doesn't even deserve that.
>No, Sunny will make her feel her wrath.
>Sunny Flare enters the gymnasium to find an oddly different Halloween decoration on the wall.
>...Is that a pentagram?
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>>32638753
>Sour Sweet walks up to her from the other side of the gym.
>"Heya!" She greets a confused Sunny Flare.
>Sunny Flare just stares.
>"What is this?" She asks.
>"A Halloween decoration! Duh!"
>Sunny Flare remembers a very vague situation in her memory, feeling really bad about this thing being set up.
>"What's wrong?" Asks Sour Sweet. "It's not that edgy. People do this all the time, I'm sure. Besides, it's a good theme for the dance we're gonna have."
>"Dance?"
>"We're having a Halloween Dance!" Sour Sweet announces. "It'll be like... a big celebration. For me, a little bit."
>"When did this happen? I don't remember-"
>"Just thought of it yesterday. Always had this pentagram on the big tarp stuffed away in my basement and thought it'd be perfect for this!"
>Sunny Flare finally remembers why this is a bad idea.
>"Wait wait wait... Sour..." She says. "There's a couple of students here that are super into Christianity and stuff. Don't you think this would be a little disrespectful or something to them to have a satan-themed party? Are we even allowed to do this in the first place?"
>"Of course, we are! It's my idea, isn't it?"
>Sunny Flare sees traces of that smile she saw in Sour Sweet's face before and gets an urge to back away. "Uhhh..."
>"Cadance ain't gonna do shit anyway, but I'm still gonna go to the dean today and get him to get the okay from her."
>There goes that left-out feeling in Sunny Flare's mind again.
>Sour Sweet talks like she already won... because she did.
>But what happened to "second in command" that she promised?
>Sour Sweet didn't even address Sunny about any of this until she walked into the gym and saw this for herself.
>Only a couple of minutes pass as Sour Sweet stops rambling and heads off once more.
>With this, Sunny Flare just goes to hang out in the hall until the class period ends.
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>>32638758
>In a position where she can skip class all she wants and roam around like this is the wild west.
>But she's not as powerful as she oughta be.
>Especially not enough to tear the dean away from Sugarcoat by his heart.
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>Indigo sits in art class, not bothering to skip it since it's actually sort of interesting.
>Doesn't make any effort to do the assignments well, though. Not like she could; she isn't exactly the artsy type.
>Teacher comes up to her with a message.
>...
>Minutes later.
>Knock knock.
"Come in."
>"You wanted to see me?" Indigo enters.
"Yes, go ahead and have a seat."
>She sits down. "Is this about Sour Sweet?"
"Yes."
>She groans.
"Miss Zap, I need to you work with me here. Because this situation is already a really bad one."
>"Obviously."
"What's Sour Sweet been up to around the school?" You ask.
>"Her usual power trips."
"Could've figured. Listen, I know this is going to sound out of left field, but can I ask you a favor?"
>"What do you mean? I did everything I could!"
"I know, I know, but I also know that you're not exactly... what's the word..."
>"What? That I'm sick and tired of her?"
"That works, yeah."
>"Alright, look. I don't want anything to do with this anymore. I'm back on the soccer team, I thank you for that, and I don't want us to get in eachother's ways anymore."
"I want to make a deal with you." You cut to the chase. "Surely you want to put a stop to her having so-called power trips in the school, right?"
>"Not really. Not if they don't affect me."
>Rub your forehead in agitation.
"Alright, well, what if she does make them affect you."
>"She won't."
"How do you know that? We both know what she's like by now, shouldn't we?"
>Indigo looks down and rubs her arm.
"Miss Zap, please. You can't honestly want to just let her get away with these things."
>"I honestly don't see what you're mad about. I mean, you /are/ tapping that, right?"
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>>32638769
"I- that doesn't matter! Please just listen to me!" You can't help but raise your voice a little.
>"I'm listening."
"She's out of control, and she's only going to get worse the more we let her run around like she owns the place."
>"Well, the fuck do you want ME to do? Kick her ass?"
"No, I'm not inciting violence. I need you to get information for me."
>Indigo squints. "Don't you have Sugarcoat for that?"
"Sour Sweet's not going to let her get as close as she would you. You and Sour were best friends, right?"
>"Were."
"Well it's close enough. Surely it's more than Sugarcoat."
>"...I guess."
"I just need one thing. All I need is for you to find a way to completely erase that image she has saved. You know which one, I'm not going into detail."
>"Can't you just tell Cadance what happened? She'd listen to you before listening to someone like me, or Sour Sweet. Just be honest about it and make a lot of noise, I don't have to do shit."
"I've seen enough news stories to know how these always go down no matter who takes which side. All it takes is one little ping to the media and they'll blow it up like everything else... like that. And you know it." You continue. "And you don't have to do shit? You basically started this! And it's not like you went and did the thing you suggested either."
>"I told you Cadance ain't gonna listen to me. And YOU know that."
"Yeah well... look, it's just this one thing." You know you can't make her do anything given the position you're in. "Surely you can understand why this needs to happen."
>"I understand but I don't care. This is not my problem anymore. I won't associate with Sour Sweet anymore, but I'm not going to spy on her or anything."
"It's no- okay fine, it is spying, but I need you to do it! You're the only one who can get close enough to take away the stuff she has against me!"
>"What about Sunny?"
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>>32638777
"I honestly don't trust her."
>"She's hanging out with Sour Sweet way more than I do. It's only a matter of time before they have their little friend breakup like I did with her."
"I can't count on that! Can you just find a way to get the picture off of her phone? Please?"
>Indigo shakes her head.
"You can stay on the soccer team, too. That's actually part of the deal. Is that the thing you were worried about?"
>"Sort of."
"Well what's the other thing?"
>"I've said it like a million times. I don't want anything to do with her anymore. It's not my problem, I did everything I can do."
"There's still one more thing you could definitely do and it's this."
>She sits in silence, not looking very willing to help you.
"Indigo, please. I'm begging you."
>She keeps her arms crossed.
"You can even... you know... like she does..."
>Indigo almost laughs. "Oh, piss off. I don't want that anymore. I'm sorry I must've led you on before but I'm done with that crap now."
>You get red in the face, and Indigo notices this immediately.
"Okay f-fine... just forget I b-brought that part up. But please!"
>She groans.
"Indigo, please! You know you can pull it off, and you know your friend is actually crazy and needs to be stopped!"
>"Ugh, WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!"
"Shhhh, shhh, please. I'll keep you on the soccer team, and you can still get off the hook for some things as long as it's not Sour Sweet level! We can make this work! I... I'm trying to make this work. I want this to-"
>"Oh, for fuck's sake, fine! I'll... I'll think about it."
>You pause.
>She'll think about it?
"You'll... think about it?"
>"I'll think about it! Okay? Can I go now?"
"...Fine. Good enough for me." You breathe. "Th-thank you."
>"Whatever." She's already stood up and walking to the door.
"Thanks for hearing me out and not leaving anyway."
>Indigo Zap stops at the doorway, slaps herself on the forehead, calls herself stupid under her breath then disappears into the halls.
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>>32638784
That's all for today. As I said, this will definitely continue.

Pastebin is updated: https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnB

In case anyone missed the first paste: https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbL

I shall return.
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>>32629388
Wo Coffee is Andy Morin
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>>32638777
Checked lucky 7's
>>32638807
So fucking based. This green is really interesting. Kind of brings the Shadowbolts to life.
Fuck whatshisname and their partner in crime, this green's where it's at.
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>>32637804
They're definitely gonna be cooler with Cadance in charge.
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>>32638877
Damn, Cadance got that hourglass figure
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>>32628698
>https://derpibooru.org/1777625
Does anybody know if the artist who drew this has a blog or something?
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>>32638909
I bet Cinch was jealous of her and wanted to take it out on the students with her strictness. Maybe, just a possibility I thought of.
I wonder what Sour Sweet had been through to make herself all moody and stuff, of if she's just that way cause bipolar. Like, what were their earlier years at Crystal Prep like?
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>>32639328
>file deleted
what the fuck, janitors?!

anyway: https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1531/43/1531435515257.jpg
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>>32639795
>badly edited pedo pic got deleted
The janitor can be based.
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>>32639811
>pedo pic
what a waste of dubs, also >>>/out/
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>>32639819
>federal agent dating a high schooler
You know fucking well public servants are banned from doing that.
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>>32639825
>>32639811
Please don't feed the troll
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>>32639825
>>32639833
>no fun allowed
go back to tumblr you fucking faggots
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>>32639833
thanks for having common sense
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>>32639833
It's not fucking funny because I'm currently undergoing public servant training and there's the caveat of "if it's the law in one state it's your law, and oh by the way, if she's under 21 you're out :)))". Really fucks up your evening when they're talking about rape allegations and drugs or alcohol. Only pony is keeping my spirits up and for some time not even that's been working.
>>32639845
You filthy tumblrshits are the ones defending """pedosexuality""" or how you call that shit. I'm literally going to be the one who pounds that hot, sexy, lewd "NO FUN" sign into your ass.
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>>32639833
kys scammer
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>>32639898
do you know what is wrong about what are you saying? is the fact that i wasn't thinking in Sugarcoat as an underage. If you want to imagine my picture as child porn, go ahea, but it's your problem, not mine. It isn't even lolicon.
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>>32639891
Sour Sweet should have danced next to Fluttershy because she's her parallel. Not Rarity.
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>>32640127
Holy shit. I didn't even process that.
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>>32639795
the meme got tiresome already
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>>32638784
Damn, you're writing more than I thought you would.
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>>32633502
Talk about model sizes and the average women won't fit in them. What men want is healthy, slender, and curvy. Men, not boys screaming "thick".
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>>32640142
The way she moves is almost mesmerizing.
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>>32640743
>Doll face
No
>Dat outfit
So much yes
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>>32640660
Well I don't disagree with you there I guess
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>>32640127
>>32640142
I think they did that because rarity and sour were the lead singers
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>>32641191
Really? They were?
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>>32641647
Well, rarity had the idea to enter the contest, and sour sweet had the idea to steal that idea
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>>32638807
Just caught up with the story and holy shit nothing has made me want to stranglefuck someone more than your sour sweet.
Like goddamn its scaring me how much I want to straight up murder her while destroying her.
You made me realize how much I can't handle having power taken away/ feel helpless which seems to trigger an extreme emotional response
Power play seems to be a new fetish of mine apparently.

I hope you didn't start turning me into that autismo who wouldn't date Adagio because he was "too dominant"
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>>32642251
If you like adagio, you shouldn't let a bipolar bitch take that from you
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>>32640222
Thanks, I'll have another update out soon.
>>32642251
What's funny about that is that I was in that thread and finished the sperg's story for him back in late 2015. https://pastebin.com/CGAJk4Wh
There's even a sequel I started writing in that same thread that I have yet to finish. Don't know when I'm going to continue that thing.

Anyway, yeah, update when I come back. Be ready.
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>>32643045
I... holy shit...
I didn't know more happened in that thread after the cap. This just makes it even better to remember.
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>>32642508
There would be no love in it only pure hate.
Although that probably wouldn't matter seeing as that wouldn't be her goal.
Making you lose control and then having you under her thumb would.
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>tag: sugarcheeks
https://derpibooru.org/1780161
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>>32644212
>"Nigger."
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>>32644177
Best tag ever
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>>32644177
Since Derpi mods are no fun and removed the fun bags tags, how would they remove the booty tags?
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>>32645033
Booty twilight sparkle?
Don't jinx it tho. It's the only thing i got since i lost the boobs puns
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Enjoy:

https://imgur.com/a/uNrNgVb
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>>32645411
Now, this is the good stuff
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>>32645411
I don't remember my fluid dynamics course being this lewd...
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>>32631345
ALEXANDER MOTHERFUCKING GREY SWOOPING IN TO SAVE THE DAY YES I LOVE YOU
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>>32644667
This doesn’t turn me on, it makes me soft.
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>>32645411
Nice
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Indigo Zap is fit
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>>32647094
Headcanon: Twilight uses her science to help Indigo to be more efficient.
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>>32647400
>to be more efficient.
You can just say "manufactures anabolic steroids" we're all thinking it
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>>32647496
Bruh I don't know what that means
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>>32647601
Sure you don't, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more say no more
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>>32647615
Uh, kay then. Whatever, more Shadowbolts.
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>>32645411
Thanks for posting this.
They would be alot more enjoyable if clean and without more than one student at a time.
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>no Ace funposting allowed
>dead thread
who could have seen this coming
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>>32628759
started shit
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>>32648580
>what is discussion
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>>32647400
What if she designed an energy drink or something that made her have more stamina and stuff during the competitions? She has a whole lab at her disposal. Well, her new one at CHS. But that kinda defeats the purpose because Indigo is still at Crystal Prep.
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>>32648767
Dean Cadane gave Twilight permission to still going to Crystal Prep lab, she has two labs now.
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>enter to your bedroom
>see this
what do?
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>>32648580
Everyone that loves fun.
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>>32648848
Ask her if 21 or older, if not, report my boss, call her parents, and profusely apologize for looking at her. If yes, check if I'm out of duty.
t. federal agent in training
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>>32648864
The legal age for sex is 18, dude.
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>>32648864
Yawn
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>>32648869
Not for public servants. If one state has restrictive laws it's like all states had that restrictive law.
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>>32648882
Most guys aren't that and are in the clear as long as it's with another consenting adult 18 and up.
>>32648848
Climb in with her if she's 18 and tell her to criticize me.
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>>32648848
Ask her how the fuck she does her hair and why she still has it like that in bed.
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>>32648906
>why she still has it like that in bed
Hand holds off course
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>>32635629
>>32635649
You made a 25 year old boomer laugh.
Good job son.
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>>32648903
Most guys aren't public servants in-training. Those who are are bound to all laws in all states. Those who are know 21 is definitive.
>>32648975
>boomer
>below 50 years of age
What are you saying?
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>>32649049
We're talking about the age of consent which is 18. And Sugarcoat should be at least that in the picture.
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>>32628698
Is it okay if I choke them?
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>>32648086
Everyone has their different preferences, Anon. Like how each of the S5 do according to how they are.
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>>32649111
Trips confirm one of the Shadowbolts would be interested in breath play, but which one?
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>>32649131
>Them
All of them
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>>32649131
Obviously Sour Sweet.
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>>32649142
Not really. She'd pretend to be then accuse you of trying to kill her after she realizes what it feels like
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>>32649137
failed dubs say not all of them.
>>32649195
>the sweet side panics and thinks you're strangling her
>which you kinda are
>the sour side fights and curses you with the last breath she got
>both sides find they're at the complete mercy of yours
>you subdued the sour mood
>you release the sweet mood
>she thought she was going to die and hugs you as if you saved her life
I hate breath play but I rp'ed with a couple of girls on.
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>>32649271
>I rp'ed with a couple of girls on
irl rp or erp?
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>>32649274
ERP. you'd be surprised how open to that they are - depending on the website of course.
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>>32649283
I've been with one girl irl who "wanted to try it out" that got uncomfortable really quickly
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>>32649283
>website
>ERP
>girl
Anon, I have bad news IT WAS A MAN, BABY
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>>32649491
not if she had a webcam.
faggot.
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>>32649290
Breath play, like any s&m fetish, are for those who gets thrills for "close to death" moments
And maybe those who needs to kill a few braincells to get off
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>>32648975
Thanks dad, but can you stop mowing the lawn so early please?
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>>32648975
>25 year old boomer
???
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>>32651095
It's just another crappy meme.
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>>32648580
You have your Ace thread to acepost all you want to your heart's desire >>32631737
Go there and stay there. Leave us alone.
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>>32632913
Indigo Zap is fit and lean as a muscle can get and yet has no disfiguring six pack.
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>>32651759
The ideal female body
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>>32632188
The fuck is a dating class? That's a Euro thing?
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>>32652278
A dating would be a class where you learn how to be liked without the need of much money or skills.
Or, if you are a woman, how to get a man without opening your legs
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>>32651199
just like Ace thruster & CO
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>>32652900
Shh, you might trigger them again.
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>>32652900
I love it.
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>>32652933
of what, about a fictional OC
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>>32653250
>Bookworm
>Sharp tongue
>Ballerina
>Motorcycle skills
More polymathic than Sunset, to be honest
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>>32653255
They tried to take over our thread with it, so I'd say yes.
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>>32653279
Objectively best girl
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>>32653569
You replied to the wrong post, there. Lemme help you out.
>>32632160
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>>32644212
>"E"
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>>32653624
No.
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>>32653961
Well she said it anyway
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>>32653982
Eh, it's fine, I don't really care. Was mostly just bumping.
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>>32652934
too bad is not real
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>>32648086
there are some cleaned up edits on Derpi.
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>most of the thread bumped by based Aceposters
>they leave
>only 85 posters
>thread dies without reaching 500
You can't make this up
SAD!




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