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>Be little girl
>Be mlp target audience
>sleep in mlp themed bedroom with wallpaper and decorations
>Wake up and get out of bed with mlp bedsheets and pillows
>change out of mlp pjs and into mlp kids clothes
>go to school with mlp back pack and school supplies
>go home to watch show and play with pony toys
>it's all completely normal since it's what little girls do

target audience of the current generation are living the dream
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>>33037068
>sleep in mlp themed bedroom with wallpaper and decorations
IT HURTS!
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if I was a little girl I would be raped by other me so no
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cont'
>have mlp themed birthday party like pic related
>have family and friends (who are mlp loving little girls like you) sing you happy birthday with mlp birthday cake
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I'm a father of two girls (6&4) and I buy so many MLP toys for my girls, but now they've moved onto Pokemon and Cat Noir ladybug or something.
MFW I have no excuse to buy mlp toys secretly for myself anymore
MFW Last week I spent $40 on cutie mark crew toys and finally got shimmy.
MFW my girls used to have so many twilight brushables with and without wings
MFW now I can barely find any of them at home leading me to believe my girls lost most of them or wife threw them away
MFW last month I just bought a build a bear shimmy that's now sitting in my wardrobe alongside other MLP and EqG toys for xmas
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>>33037243
>not a kissless virgin neckbeard
>be married with little kids
>said kids are little girls like target audience
>little girls have left pony for Pokemon and Miraculous ladybug

Sweet fucking celestia!!! Will you please just fucking kill yourself and your entire family too you normie ass faggot!!!!
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>>33037266
I keep trying to keep them into Ponies.
Occasionally on weekends I'll put the dvd in and play it and sometimes they sit down and watch.
When we go to the shops, they're always excited to see (what little) pony toys are on the shelves, and I'll usually buy one each for them.
i try to keep them into ponies because they're fucking cheaper than Disney toys
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>the bedroom you will never have
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>>33037068
>>Be little girl
>>Be mlp target audience
>By the time Glimmer happens you'll be already sucking dicks in the school restrooms
>"I can't believe they still make that cartoon I watched when I was little"
>*goes back to riding nigger cocks*
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>Be little girl
im a sub femboy in my releationship and get called a little girl c:
>Be mlp target audience
eh
>sleep in mlp themed bedroom with wallpaper and decorations
already do
>Wake up and get out of bed with mlp bedsheets and pillows
already do
>change out of mlp pjs and into mlp kids clothes
already do
>go to school with mlp back pack and school supplies
i wear mlp shit to college
>go home to watch show and play with pony toys
i kinda do that
>it's all completely normal since it's what little girls do
yay
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>>33037068
I have and do all those things, except I'm a 32yo guy.
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>>33037068
>wishing you were a child
>in a board dedicated to a fandom in which 2 or more people were publicly exposed as pedophiles
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>>33037068
There's nothing stopping you from doing the same thing
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>>33037068
No, I have no reason to desire to be a little girl/femboy.
I'm a manly man that likes ponies, because why the fuck not?
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>>33037068
so your room is a toy commercial by a company only interested in profit and not making a good show

>no different from every cartoon in the 1980s

hell nah senpai
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>>33037317
actually really happy, this means I have not crossed the line desu
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>>33037068
I see some g3 in that picture

disgusting
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>>33037068
No, I don't want to get raped by MLPG
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>>33037068
nope.
As a kid you can do kid things but you can't do adult things or have much freedom over your life.
As an adult you can do adult things and have all the rights of an adult, and still do kid things in private and have money to get the toys your parents wouldn't have bought you.
A little girl wouldn't receive a custom show accurate plushie, only cheap hasbro
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>>33037329
Fucking this.

Even if I were living the life of the little girl whose life I would rather have, it just means I would have to grow up all over again, except this time as a woman.
(And women are terrible, otherwise we wouldn’t be here nerding out over a show about women who *aren’t* terrible.)

It’s like...the universe is a monkey’s paw, and we’re just the boogers it picks.
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>>33037068
>>33037317
Never Have.

>Be 30 years old
>Have decent but still shitty job
>Job barely pays a hill of beans
>have shitty apartment but feels good man.
>Living day by day
>Love My Little Pony
>See Pony Themed Rooms other Anon's say never will have.
>Fuck it, I am 30 years fucking old.
>Themes my room with mlp merch
>"Who cares! I am my own man"

It's like you don't want to live the dream anon.
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I'd like to see a little girl with a wiafu pillow.
Checkmate, Samantha.
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>>33037266
>normie
Hmm...
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I sure as hell don't. I'd rather be able to drive than be a kid again. I had my fun as a kid. Now I'm an adult. FREEDOM!!!!!!!!
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>>33039012
I didn’t have my fun as a kid.
>wasn’t allowed to do kid things
>couldn’t play with neighbors because they were “niggers”
>no sleepover at friend house because they were negative influence
I slept with toys when I was a kid and my dad woke me up and 3 am and took them from me because he was chad and I needed to become chad too
>sleeping with toys is a normal stage for most kids and they will grow out of it with time, but I was never allowed to do it

hence, this is why I sleep with pony toys now even though I’m “way too old” for it.
>b a c k f i r e d
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>>33037266
commit suicide
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>>33039067
cringe
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>>33037068
>He isn't a little girl
>He doesn't live life with /mlp/ themed everything
What the F****K Anon?!?
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>>33037068
I wonder what it feels like to watch mlp without a boner. Like seriously, the main reason I'm so deep in this shit is because of the super fuckable characters. Without the thirst for pony pussy, would I even like the show?

It's shit like this that keeps me up at night.
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>>33039097
makes me feel more of a normie than the rest of you

I have never watched a single episode and maintained a boner. Pony porn, sure, but not official episodes. The lessons and morals my parents taught me burned into me so deep that I just can’t do it, especially because I remember the targeted audience
would you fuck a little girl that watches mlp?
wtf no

>90% of the lessons in this show is stuff my parents have been telling me my entire life
I learned nothing.
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>>33037329
I am genuinely disturbed by how accurate this is.
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>>33039125
It's never too late to change, Anon. I believe in you.





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