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There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare.

there is no green here and we are worse than MLPG edition

Old thread >>33094826

Stories by Tsar Anon: https://pastebin.com/BnjZqwM3

Stories by DGCT: https://pastebin.com/u/dontgooglecrotchtits

Minty's Careful Steps: https://pastebin.com/P2aD5GVa

A Heart Longs for Another: https://pastebin.com/11TXCVXJ

Muted Heartbeat: https://pastebin.com/TPH2m6cU

The Sun Where You Belong: https://pastebin.com/WRUW1xQu

The Taming of the Harsh: https://pastebin.com/pVk0yjP7

The Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://pastebin.com/TJELn7vt
The Broken Carousel (Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://pastebin.com/LvSPqhwG
The Broken Carousel (Part 2): https://pastebin.com/TBUr6F5f

Quest for the Forbidden Lover: https://pastebin.com/SRTzXyLm

Moon Dancer’s Hope Chest: https://pastebin.com/BFbyEcBg

Mate Retrieval Expedition: https://pastebin.com/U72A3jGU

Untitled /nmp/ green by Cosmic: https://pastebin.com/Xytb3xMC

Stories by Trandhal: https://pastebin.com/u/trandhal

This Heart That Fears: https://pastebin.com/0b7L24Ln

Violet Memory: https://pastebin.com/e9Ec1vd1

Tsukumogami:
https://pastebin.com/WPw3dNdP

Express Ticket to Tartarus
https://pastebin.com/KLNWHDkz

Low Self-Esteem Applejack
https://pastebin.com/x5FMfxc0

A collection of miscellaneous greens since the first thread.
https://pastebin.com/0JMPM6F8
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>mfw training
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>>33121469
how about tfw cadance stops by
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>>33121469
>Things have been hectic ever since the Heart chose you to be Spitfire's match.
>When she learned you were a drill sergeant back on Earth she decided to incorporate you into training her new recruits.
>Apparantly the whole "human husbando" thing was still new since every recruit was shaking in their horseshoes.
>The one recruit that had any balls explained that you looked very big and very scary, especially with those canines of yours.
>You would never actually hurt anypony. You knew that, Spitfire knew that, but /they/ didn't know that.
>So you became the metaphorical hungry lion chasing down recruits, and you've never had so much fun fucking with rookies.
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I want to pet a pegasus' wings
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>>33121521
a pegasi’s wings? made for luvin
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>>33121586
I've lost how many times I've fapped to that gif
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The premise of this general is objectively bullshit.

You will never go to Equestria
You will never be courted by a mare who loves you just for being you
You are doomed to remain in this world, where love is superficial and compassion is dead.
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>>33121886
Alright. Good thing robotics and AI are coming.
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>>33121652

>>33121557
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>>33121886
>>33121903
Reminder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHBcVlqpvZ8
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>>33121914
Either that or interdimensional husbando hunting. I've taught my brain to completely reject human women and only react to little mares.
I have evolved.
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>>33121886
prove it
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>>33121905
voidpone needs love, too
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I don't remember if I ever got around to posting the cap I made of the waifu smell thread from the other day, so here it is.
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>>33122183
>it's been almost a year since I started planning out a voidpone story
>still haven't got around to actually writing it
What have I become
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>>33122328
Your average aspiring writer/writefag, by my reckoning.
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>>33121903
>tfw you will never have an adorably cute little AI companion like this that can fit in your pockets
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>>33122655
Pretty much.
>keep picking up prompts on a whim so all the planned stuff gets pushed further and further back
>don't plan that much ahead picking them so hit a block real soon so updates are coming slower and slower
There's so much to write yet I can't progress at the speed I want and I hate it.
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>>33122659
hurts just a bit
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>>33122134
Cute little technicolor mares aren’t real. Your love for fictional cartoon horses will forever go unrequited.
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>>33122805
i'll bet you that in 50 years or less AI will have advanced far enough & some anon here will have gotten rich and will make ponydroids a reality
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>>33122863
What a glorious future. I, for one, can't wait.
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>>33122876

Robopones a cute.
I'm still mad I haven't gotten too far in making the shipmare story go along further.
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>>33122906
WRITE SHIPMARE STORY
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HUSBANDO ARISE
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If a mare really is 3ft tall how will you both slow dance together?
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>>33122196
pure gold
>MARESMELL
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>>33122196
masturbated to the STINKY ones
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>>33123192
Love, uh, finds a way.
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>>33123192
Mares are obviously bigger
>implying you won't become a stallion
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>>33123192
>implying any of us could even slow dance with a human
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>>33123232
I always forget that the show is called My Gigantic Equine
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>>33123245
we're all background characters on My Lilliputian Person
the ketchupfags were right all along
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>>33123241
A-are you a mare?
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>>33121903
>>33121914
Reminder robomares are the only chance at mares you'll ever get.
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>>33123794
>or it is ?
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Someday I'll fuck a mare in Wisconsin and get away with it.
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>>33123894
"Anti-horsefucker unit, FREEZE!"
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>>33123268
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>>33124158
Eh, I'd be fine with a slightly taller ponies, just as long as I can live among them normally. I mean if I can't pleasure my waifu comfortably and she needs to be careful to not crush me to death while cuddling it's definitely not the right Equestria.
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We already have the toasterfuckers, predniggers and bigfags leave
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over 18 hours and no one noticed yet
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>>33124192
Noticed what?
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>>33124158
god damnit /fit/ memes never get old
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>>33121469
"Whoever runs the fastest doesn't get raped... maybe".
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>>33123888
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>>33124293
those are sum smokin' hot dubs, m9
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>>33121458
>There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare.

That's not what the goddamn State of Wisconsin thinks. A guy tries to have sex with a mare and ends up getting thrown in jail, put in front of a judge and given five years probation, a $2,500 fine, an ankle monitor, monthly visits to a shrink and a restraining order.

What the hell kind of bullshit is that?
If there is nothing more pure than love between a man and mare, why does the State of Wisconsin keep it from happening???
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>>33124421
anon this is a blue board
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>>33124429
Relax, that stallion is just cleaning some cake he dropped on Derpy, nothing lewd.
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>>33124429
What’s wrong with a cat bath? Derpy got some gum on her posterior and a good friend offered to help.
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>>33124421
>Twilight.
>pic related
>Something associated with music. Writing, performing or being a sound tech, all good with me. Or just some white collar job.
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>>33124436
>>33124437
it's also pony-on-pony, which has no place here
since didn't we generally look down on TF-fags?
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>>33124440
Yes.
MAN and MARE.
Nothing else belongs.
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>>33124440
it’s not tf though, stallion x mare is just a step below man x mare in purity levels. I do agree the lack of HMD x mare is disturbing however.
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>>33124440
Pony-on-pony is perfectly fine, as long as it's mare-on-stallion. Anon turning into a stallion is one foot out of line, but it's cropped up here and there in the thread with varying responses from good to bad.
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>>33124457
>man and mare thread
>but anything other than a man is alright too!
Well fuck me, maybe we can post EQG here too since it's fine, just one step below a mare bro.
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>33124463
>nohooves
>THOT
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>>33124463
NO
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>>33124471
>>33124472
What's wrong, anons, it's the next best thing, just like stallion x mare. Why don't we get more diversity in our MAN and MARE exclusive thread?
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Don't be bigots you dirty refugees, there's nothing wrong with your waifu taking big juicy stallion dicks instead of your pathetic human cock, stallions are by default more entitled to mares than you are anyway.
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>>33124476
The difference is that stallions are just as pure as mares, while eqg abominations are not. And also unlike eqg, stallions are cute.
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>>33124476
>"Fear not, Anonymous, I've taken the liberty of breaking that ghastly mirror in order to avoid such a travesty!"
>"No thanks are necessary, but should you wish to lavish me with affection I shant protest."
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>>33124487
Nah, just let some cute hot stallion to do that, I'm fine with cleaning up after him tho.
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>>33124498
oh boy, the new shitposting is cucks now
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>>33122196
I can't believe I missed it
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>>33124421
homehusband or maybe a teach
her in my lap, or anything where she's laying on top

and I think you're gay
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>>33124549
Twilight is so WIDE
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>>33125128

she's a big gorl
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>>33125149
2 me
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>>33125128
it's her body preparing itself
makes interspecies sex easier
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>>33125149
>>33125159
She started out as just a compact mare. Now she's prime breeding material.
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>>33125374
Mares are welcomed and loved here, what do you mean?
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>>33125394
He's shitposting in other threads too, just hide his posts.
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The writefags aren't coming back, you autists drove them away
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>>33123268
jesus christ actually looking at them those eyes are fucking terrifying
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>>33126213
That's just the outline of the eyeshine.
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Mare
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>>33126885
Here she is! It's mare! Look at her go!
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>>33126285
>not posting the gif
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>>33126899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCyNewpFbDk
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>>33121903
Could the hassenfield ponies be considered too?

for anyone trying to search for them in desuarchive. Search for "cryo" and in "opening post only" and you should get them. Typing in hassenfield seems to get nothing for me.
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>>33127010
I suppose, but there's zero chance we'll see them in our lifetimes.
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There is nothing more pure than the love between a Floridian and a mare.
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>>33127914

How can I ever hope to compete with those floridian chads?
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There is nothing more pure than cunnilingus between a man and a mare.
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>>33127918
You can't, unless you can somehow find a way to become Australian, as they are the only other race in the world that can compete with Floridians.
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>>33121458
Is Dante ever going to finish his story?
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>>33128201
are you ever going to grow up?
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>>33127964
>"Huhuh, hey oz anon, check this shit out, dude, it's like, fuckin', some weird alligator."
>'Oi! reckon we oughta stick fingers up it's bum to really piss it off eh?'
>"Sounds like a plan, mares can wait!"
Yeah, master races over there.
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>>33127964
Based Floridian
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>>33124382

>>33123901
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Mares are cautioned not to lose their heads in the pursuit of husbando's
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>>33127010
>hassenfield
because its not that, its hassenfeld
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This is nice.
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>>33128976
hawt
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>>33129330
>ywn be there to keep your mare's balloon head from floating away in her dream
>ywn boop and smooch and nuzzle her unprotected blushing face
>ywn fall asleep together in your dream and wake up in each other's arms
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>>33129974
>Caution must be taken when a mare grows her winter fluff, as a human man can far too easily find himself irresistibly drawn to it's softness and warmth, the scent and feel of his mare becoming his whole world for what may be hours at a time.
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>>33130781
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>>33123192
You get equestriagirls proportions when you go to the ponyverse meaning actual size difference get reduced and your head gets bigger pushing your torso and arms down and shortening your legs
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Outta the way womenlets, big flanked mares here to steal yo stallions
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>>33130902

>tfw zeeb cheeks on point and all the husbandos are brought to her yard
Fug.
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>>33130850
>shortening your legs
nigga what
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>>33131181
Nevermind, equestriagirls proportions are retarded, still have you get cartoon proportions since you enter a cartoon world with cartoon logic
Ponies are 3 heads long with heads bigger than human heads
Humans are 5 heads long with smaller heads
A pony standing up would reach your chest
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>>33131204
*Standing up on the s hind legs and stretching up
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>>33131204
>A pony standing up [on her hindlegs] would reach your chest
You don't need 5-head-tall toon proportions for that; it's just a natural consequence of men being 6'3" and mares being 3'6" and more evidence that men and mares were made for each other.
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>>33121458
No green?
I need to make a liar out of you.
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>>33131292
do it
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Traditional unicorns need love too.
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>>33131455
>traditional unicorns gravitate towards virgins
>mfw wizard
later bros i'll remember you fondly
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>>33131478

but what happens when you lose your virginity anon
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>>33131506
the bonding has finished and the two become one
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>>33131506
>>33131529
IT BEGINS
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>>33131506
she's traditional so you'll probably already be married by then, especially if her sire has anything to say about it (he will)
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>>33131529
>two become one
is this a The Thing-esque assimilation deal or more like a spider deal where she kills and eats me? either way, no thanks
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>>33131745
https://biblehub.com/mark/10-8.htm
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>>33131774
Christfag begone.
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>>33131928
no u.
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>>33131928
fuck off thotmaker
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>>33131928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAIQ68snVMw
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>>33131928
go be euphoric someplace else
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>>33131292
gj, first one to notice
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Why must the state prohibit me from glorious mare sex
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>>33131969
God created Eve. You're worshiping the OG thotmaker
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>>33132745
She moves a Sun with her will and is not afraid to show it.
Meanwhile your cuck god can't even make a pencil fall over. Talking about almighty ....
Mares are just superior. Accept the Ponut.
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>>33132684
We are not allowed to know the truth about superiority of mares and be happy. Thots will never allow it.
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>>33130850
>>33131181
>>33131204
I prefer to think “equestria born” humans would be closer to G1 in terms of how they look. Equestria girls just reminds me of a shitty bratz doll knockoff

>pic related
Is more so what I’d imagine
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>>33132745
>Hmm, Adam is getting on famously with all my creations
>Especially mares
>He might get tired of that, though..
>I know!
>I'll make him a partner, just like him!
>..He's gonna LOVE it
STUPID GOD
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>>33132989
Didn’t god also make a woman not from Adams ribs called Lilith? And she was shit so she got thrown out of Eden before Eve came around?
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>>33132992
Not in proper Christian faith.
Lilith is Jewish mythos, and a relatively recent addition on top of that (middle age).
But yeah, Lilith was made from the same clay that Adam. She refused to be a proper wife, dumped Adam, started banging a (future ex) archangel and left the garden of Eden on her own will.
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>>33133019
Truly, the first thot.
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>>33133037
Well, she is the prototypical succubus, so you're not wrong.
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IF YALL NIGGAZ WANNA BE SAVED BY THE GLORIOUS POWERS OF HORSE PUSSY AN TRUE LOVE; GIMME AN AMEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOP_UiHtCq4
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>>33133127

AMEN, MY LONGDONG NIGGA. AMEN!
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>>33132861
>putting on clothes in your super warm room to drink something hot
Is Celestia anemic?
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>>33133249
>super warm
nigger do they have fucking central air and heating in horseland?
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>>33133249
She's trying to appeal to you, since mares in clothes is slightly lewder than naked mares.
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>>33133249

How do you quantumly know what season it is?
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>>33133261
>mares in clothes is slightly lewder than naked mares.
Or a lot lewder, depending on the clothes she's wearing.
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>>33132992

>https://pastebin.com/8jJg8CR0
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>>33133258
No, but she does have a fireplace in her room if memory serves.
>>33133268
I doubt a sweater and stockings would keep her warm.
>>33133261
Probably the only sensible answer
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>>33133286
>fat trap OC
out
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>>33133286
That horse is a thot. If you waifu her you waifu everyone she’s been with
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>>33133261
>slightly
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>>33133286

i didn't know /nmp/ had some /mcg/ lurkers
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>>33132992
>Didn’t god also make a woman not from Adams ribs called Lilith?
No. That's fanfiction.
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>>33133500
That’s like saying you didn’t know fingerbang has ace thrusterfags in it
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>>33133507
All religion is technically fanfiction.
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>>33133529

>*pickle dabs*
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>>33133529
Even the belief we go to Equestria when we die as well
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>>33133500
/mcg/ lurker reporting in
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>>33133529
*tips fedora*
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>>33133500
there's nothing more pure than worshiping my mare's lovestick
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>>33133980
no u
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>>33133987
I like all of my mare's components
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>>33134192
>the absolute state of this post
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>>33134203
Don’t give weak b8 (you)s anon
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>>33134213
I just wanted to let them know they tried.
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>>33134220
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>when your silly comment is enough to make all the autists sperg out about their various insecurities
only on 4chan
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>>33134247
I like how no one cares what mobilefags think
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can we kill this general finally?
there is no actual content here since like a month, just circlejacking and shitposting
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>>33134470
Oh, you hate it personally?
I wanna keep it up then.
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>>33134470
For me discussion counts as much as greens, so I'll keep it.
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I love this pony
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>>33134502
I also love that pony. It is a very nice pony.
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>>33134529
>tfw no pony
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>>33134502
>>33134529
Isn’t some anons dead grandfather banging her right now?
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>>33134907
No, fuck off, have this argument somewhere else, like an oven or a busy lane of traffic.
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Shitpost o clock has come and gone now is the age of the cute mare
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thank you scruffy

>it was a strange few weeks after you left Earth
>you're sure you would have had a mental breakdown had you not had a helping hand... well hoof
>Lady Liberty
>she was a wonderful mare and loved exchanging stories with you
>she particularly loved the tales of the American Revolution, of George Washington crossing the Delaware, of Paul Revere's midnight ride
>you might have been worried she would take it all to her head and try a revolution against Celestia but the ideals of individual freedoms were prevalent here too
>then one night she surprised you with a gift that blew your mind
>a perfect replica of the American flag
>you /know/ you never described the flag in enough detail for her to recreate it herself
>you're about to ask when she drapes the flag over both of you and snuggles into your side
>ehh, you'll let it slide. after all, you're both free to love each other however you please
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>>33135029
>ywn have your left eye taken out by your mare's spiky mane while doggy styling her
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>>33135029
cute mares yes
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>>33135029
praise be to the cute mare
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>>33135035
Awww, that's adorable
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>>33135061
Oh fuck, she's perfect.
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>>33135061
>>33135141
[THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER INTENSIFIES]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4motzZmZtUo
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>>33135157
Gonna be honest, I prefer this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAEmpdSHC10

The fucking acoustics, man.
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>Mare receives confirmation that her husbando will be arriving in equestria within the next few days.
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>>33135233
>receives a notice a day later mentioning her husbando was unfortunately lost in a mugging incident before he could be retrieved
>is given the option of re-entering the program for a different husbando
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>>33135157

Personally, I'm more of an America the Beautiful kind of guy. Besides, maybe Lady Liberty would like it!
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>>33135257
>Personally, I'm more of an America the Beautiful kind of guy. Besides, maybe Lady Liberty would like it!

I like your thinking.
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Does anyone have that pic of the article of the Woman based company that was infested with infighting and HS drama between its employees
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>>33135335
>>>/r9k/
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>>33135335
gotchu senpai
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qt fashionmares
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>>33135606
>that pic
when will the ponelets learn?
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>>33135614
never, but we'll love them anyway
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>>33135632
>haters_gonna_hate.gif
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>>33135335
>>33135344
That's hilarious.
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>>33135637
C'mon
Mares
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>>33135646
No time for mares, we have to bash those damn roasties!
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>>33135646
What about them? This is what happens when all that's posted is a picture with nothing but the text "mare" posted.
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>>33135650
Why not both?
We've got 300 posts to go and no green in sight, might as well get comfy.
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>>33135654
mare
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>>33135654
mare
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>>33135654
mare
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Ho ho, you know I take mares seriously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSIEUHiOrew
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>"A-Applejack, those are for science..."
>'Ah know that! Ahm'...just gettin' me a good eyeful..fer' science.'
>'..Land's sake, you think they wear them socks ALL the time, Twi?'
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name one thing better than a mare
no, seriously think about. is there anything else that makes you more happy than mare?
food, water, air, sure you need those to survive, and they technically facilitate happiness that way, but they don't actively make you happy. i can't think of anything that evokes the same positivity response as mare. there is literally, for real nothing better in this world than mare.
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>>33136207
kids make me more happy than mare
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>>33136249
What about kids made with mare?
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>>33136249
How about a kid mare(little filly)?
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>>33136321
is she sick?
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>>33136207
I wonder how ponies would react to knowing about all this.
Like if an archive of all our threads was just dumped in front of cadence or in the middle of ponyville one day.
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>>33135654
mare
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>>33136371
would they be disturbed by our archived porn thread
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>>33135241
>Swiftly receives a personal visit from a crystal pony, informing her to disregard any mail regarding their husbando being unavailable.
>All are currently accounted for and undergoing basic equestrian integration classes, the wave of notices sent was the work of an opportunistic changeling.

>>33136390
Probably equal parts concerned and interested.
It's only the one, and showcases we're interested in them as more than just cuddle buddies.
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This is my wife. Say something nice about her.
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>>33136411
she’s pink and has great eyes
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>>33136411
She is pink and her mane is fluffy!
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>>33136321
Can I be your kid mare instead ?
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>>33136422
>>33136420
Thank you anons, you made her smile and do a little dance
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>>33136423
I would gladly adopt you as my filly daughter, Anon!
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>>33135730
>dat poorly made wheelchair.
It hurts that i can't be there to help her.
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>>33136480
they either have next to zero experience with cripples, or have zero sympathy for invalids.
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>>33136489
Its a remnant from the pre-unification times when crippled pone was killed by the herd to save it a slow and painful death by starvation.
Who doesn't work, doesn't eat - freeloaders can mean a death to community when resources are scarce.
After Princess Celestias wise ruling made sure nopony would go around hungry, such brutal practices quickly became not only unnecessary but outright forbidden, but general attitude towards the subject stayed the same, burred deeply within ponies minds throughout generations.
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>>33136521
that’s crool as hell
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>>33136328
She's the sickest filly on the block.
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>>33136249
why don't you have a seat, anon
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Thinking on a possible green. Do y’all prefer humans being a race of their own in Equestria, or modern outsiders of sorts? Or even solo human vs multiple humans appearing n such.
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>>33136653
>solo vs multiple humans
>anon's find themselves embued with super abilities due to the magic-rich atmosphere
>all out battle royale looms for mares
>this saturday only on payper view
HEH
YOU DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE THAT EASY, DID YOU?
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>>33136661
That reminds me of a AU idea where the anons build mercenary warbands based around waifus, so you had an army of Celestia worshipers fighting a bunch of Luna lovers. And the princesses could only stare on in horror at the chaos.
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>>33136623
>he wouldn't like being matched with a cute little filly
g a y
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>>33136668
>Equestria has no clear cut AOC laws
>Fillies enter their heats arbitrarily; some earlier than others and vice versa
>Anon is informed his match is 'super duper hella' excited to meet him and she hopes he likes fidget spinners
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>>33136673
>fidget spinners
I never really understood that fad.
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>>33136411
She's best pone but is too pure to lewd
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>>33136699
Oh look at mr normalpants over here who doesn't need to have his hands occupied all the time
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>>33136667
>>33136661
>humans irl shitposting at the monthly 'Holy shit this is real' festival, a few mares also joining in ("because Princess Celestia is the best gosh darn it, even my husband thinks so!")
>windigos arrive due to all the fighting.
>get chased off by the anons ability to quickly unite against a common enemy.
>turns out sharing napalm rounds is close enough to friendship.
>fall back into arguing about best pony after they fuck off.
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>>33136673
>matched to early teenage mare
A match is a match.
Not sure how long she will care about spinners once I introduce her to the much superior hobby of public hoof holding.
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>>33136727
Speaking of husbandos uniting...

Hey 3Cap, you continuing here, RGRE, AiE? *FIM* Are you still working on the story? I'm looking forward to another update.

>>33136742
>hoof holding
Dear Hoofbeat, I never thought it would happen....
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>>33136726
But that's the thing, spinner is balanced and all you do is hold it with no action while it rotates. Flipping pliers around your thumb, for example, is at least challenging because you can drop them on your foot with a pointy end. It requires attention, it encourages precision in your fingers and it's basically a knife game on minimal settings, while fidget spinning is basically holding a thing and looking at it doing nothing like a retard. Flipping a coin, pen spinning, just plain throwing an eraser over some lamp leg or whatever, anything is better than spinner. That's why it called fidgeting, it requires you to actually fidget things.
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>>33136673
>your filly match is acting like a 30 year old boomare
>"I may look young but I feel really old at heart"
>"Yeah, been there, done that, I've pretty much seen it all"
>"I only enjoy mature things for mature mares like myself"
>"I wanna try being the big spoon"
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>>33136661
>>33136667
>>33136727
Why the hell would anyone fight anyone when you can just enjoy your life with your mare? The last thing I'd want in Equestria is more human interaction, especially violent.
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>>33136798
Remember the lesson of humanity anon.
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>>33136700
>pinkie
>pure
lol. Everyone knows that she's the town bike (rarity would be but she's not free).
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>>33136922
Pretty sure you could make that argument for every one of the mane six.
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>>33123192
hold her in your arms and sway with the music
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>>33135654
mare
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>>33137073
Or let her wrap her hold onto your waist with her hooves, rest her head against your torso, and steady her gently by the withers as you rock around.
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>>33137015
AJ's too busy for stallions, Twi wouldn't be able to get laid without double- and triple-checking a half-dozen checklists first, Fluts doesn't need stallions as long as she's got her animal "friends", Rarity is saving herself for marriage, and Dash is busy napping any time she's not busy flying.
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>>33136411
she is best pony
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>>33137149
spotted the Rarifag
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>>33137149
> Twi wouldn't be able to get laid without double- and triple-checking a half-dozen checklists first
I am in serious doubt she knows what exactly are genitals for
> Fluts doesn't need stallions as long as she's got her animal "friends"
That sounds exactly what she'd say if cornered
> Rarity is saving herself for marriage
Nonsense, she's already married to her work and will rather die a widow
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>>33137216
Rarity is such a tragic mare.
She deserves love, too.
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>>33137222
she's a piece of shit and is only getting what she truly deserves
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Would your waifu like your shittalking other mares?
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>>33137233
Would you husbando like you invading our mare-zone?
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>>33137222
Something about Rarity’s pose in this pic doesn’t look right
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>>33136207
*singing*
“There ain’t nothing like a mare,
Nothing in the world.
There ain’t nothing to compare,
That is anything like a mare!”
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>>33123888
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>>33137229
Rarity just wants True Love just like all of us.
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>>33137249
Her body is too short so her left hindleg looks like it's coming out of ehr shoulder, and her right hindleg is comically small from bad foreshortening.
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>>33137370
>responding to oblivious bate
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>>33137410
It's hard to tell sometimes where bait starts and people's actual terrible opinions about Best Pony end.
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>>33137370
what she wants is irrelevant because she doesn't deserve shit
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>>33137551
Right comrade Anon! She must perform her civic duty and breed for the betterment of the nation! The griffins are six ahead of us!
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>>33137563
not sure about the communism reference but yes, the only thing she deserves is the breeding stocks
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>>33136798
Because its fun?
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>>33137601
>violent, but fun
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>>33138038
Clandestine Rear Entertainment was a fun meme.
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What would a lover’s quarrel entail in /nmp/‘s world? who gets to say “I do” first? who gets to make breakfast? you have any REAL problems?
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>>33121458
I dreamed that Twilight Sparkle talked to me, and she put a plushie on top of her head and tried to explain that this was totally normal for some reason.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN TWIGGI ANSWER ME
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>>33138121
it means you need to stop shooting up cannibis anon
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>>33138124
Jokes on you, I smoked it!

Not that Anon but I couldn't resist.
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>>33137263
best kinda pussy desu
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>>33138117
I'd try and answer this but i'm pretty sure my view on such quarrels is skewed by my not so great parents.
I'd be pretty devoted to my mare, so maybe an argument along the lines of stop focusing so much on her needs at the cost of my own, or something.

>>33138121
It means you need to commission a plushie of yourself and wear it, it might be the key to opening the portal.
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>>33138121
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>>33138124
Tree Hugger disagrees ...
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>>33138472

Tree Fugger should get a job, damn I hate hippies.
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>>33138491
Stop thinking in human world terms. Ponies all love their Jobs, every mare and stallion has a place in their society.

Twiggles a Smart. She balances plushie on her head :3 I bet that was just to show she a QT.
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>>33138121
it means that ur gay
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>>33138525
>those hips
twilight 'ready for babies' sparkle strikes again
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>>33138603
twilight "judging by your pole you must want a dozen foals" sparkle
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>>33138603
Twilight "busy breeding any time she's not busy reading" Sparkle
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Mare LOVES you.
She is your FRIEND.
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>>33138981
let there be light
let there be mares
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>>33138981
>This mare is your FRIEND
>[EARTH PONY]
>She fights for LOVE
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>>33122922
Ok...give me an idea.
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>>33124382
Move from Wisconsin
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>>33139720
it's about a mare
that's also a ship
so she's not really a mare
but she's not just a ship either
and she's in space
and you're inside of her
just not the way you'd like, but it's still okay
and there you go
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>>33139732
[Logical module of brain detonates]
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touch the mare
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>>33140345
Gentler...
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>>33140360
That's more like it
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>>33140407
She looks so happy
I wish I could make someone that happy
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>>33140407
Just like that!
>>33140437
touch the mare
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>>33140437
>attend wedding
>groom is in tears when he sees bride walk down aisle
haha I wonder what that's like
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>>33140448
never stop
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>>33140345
>>33140360
>>33140407
>>33140448
>>33140452
These are so fucking cute, holy shit. Is this a Fluttershy only collection or do you have other mares too? Because I'd love to see more.
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>>33140474
I take custom orders.
Marble is next on my list. She needs it.
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>>33140492
Marble totally deserves this, do it. Aside from that, I would love to see Twily. She has some good reactions for this kind of edits.
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>>33140492
Could you do one for Luna?
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Does anyone have the green where the mare in heat fucks her husbando in his sleep?
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>>33139720
Here, have this.
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>>33140492
can you do Ponka?
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>>33136207
>name one thing better than a mare
two mares
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>>33141330
underrated
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Mare
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>>33141359
Brap
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>>33141330
>polygamy
What's next, degenerate, one mare with two husbandos? Fuck you.
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>>33141366
Hot
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>>33141368
I'd share a mare with a cute colt
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>>33141413
MLPG pls go
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hey guys
guys
guys look
mare
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>>33141462
unf
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>>33141462
but that's not my mare, so why should I care
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>>33141471
cus she a mare
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>>33141368
>implying that hugging two mares at once is polygamy
It's not like we're all holding hooves or something degenerate like that.
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love the mare
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>>33141556
>mfw he's back
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Do you guys think that if we do our best here on earth and show kindness, compassion and generosity to everyone we meet, that we will be allowd to be with our mares in the next life?

I like to think so. I don’t know if it is like that at all, but it’s all that’s keeping me sane. I have to believe.
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>>33141708
I just hope that when I die, the lack of oxygen hallucinates me to Equestria at least for the moment. I'll barely have time to get to my waifu's place, take her into a hug and become content before I disappear forever and that would be worth it.
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>>33141708
>>33141780
Live your life as a man who can look a mare in the eye and honestly say that he tried his best.
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>>33141780
mandatory NDAnon post
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>>33141708
Blind altruism is not going to get you into Equestria.
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>>33141780
>when I die, the lack of oxygen hallucinates me to Equestria at least for the moment
There is a video game where it's literally your job to rewrite the memory of dying peoples.
Funnily it's named "To the moon", even if it as nothing to do with bananas.
Don't play it if you can't handle feels.
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>>33141847
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MARE
A
R
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>>33142329
MAN
A
R
E
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>Watch perfect pear episode again, coincidentally it starts raining indoors half way through.
>Try to to imagine myself in the same sort of situations with a mare, minus the family feud.
>Feel really cold afterwards.
>Get stuck on the thought of a mare simply looking at me with love in her eyes
It's like i'm trying to imagine a colour i've never seen and my brain keeps returning an error message.
I wonder if this can be considered a form of masochism.
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>>33142367
>Get stuck on the thought of a mare simply looking at me with love in her eyes

I thought I'd be getting some sleep tonight, but nope, looks like I'll be lying awake again pondering on this same feel

>tfw no mares, only humans
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>>33142730
So you see why this is my favorite picture, huh
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>>33142894
I want to scritch those ears
I want to boop that snoot
but most of all, I want to make her smile
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>>33142730
>mare simply looking at you with love in her eyes
>"..Are you blushing?"
>'N-No..'
>"Oh my gosh, that's so cuuute."
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>>33142367
>>33142730
y-you too
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>>33142990
/moon/ says hi
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>>33143149
>that lip
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>>33142329
e r a m
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a
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>>33141708
I've been afraid of death and the hereafter for almost as long as I've been alive. The thought of it being a home of sorts is one of the only things that keeps that crippling animal fear at bay. And with that in mind, what home would be complete without a family?
I hope that there is true love waiting on the other side, a soulmate longing for our return - in /nmp/'s case, in the form of pure little mares.
I don't know if I can say I believe, but I absolutely, sincerely hope.
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>>33143555
MARE
A R
R A
ERAM
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>Strange posters appearing in towns across the world, authorities suspect some sort of prank involving a children's cartoon show.
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>>33137222
> Most mares are considered unmarriable after they hit 30
> Rarity has hit 30... And has never even gone on a proper date.
> When she was younger it was because she was rejecting other stallions brave enough to ask her out
> As she got older though... Well, you know how it goes.
> Blah blah anon falls in love
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>>33143899
>She went to a dance with Hayseed Turnip Truck when younger. And probably dumped him because she though she could do better.

Your argument is invalid.
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>>33143955
It was an argument?
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>>33143588
> I've been afraid of death and the hereafter for almost as long as I've been alive.
Death is a motherland for those who's dead.
Death is a motherland for those who lived.
Death is a motherland for those who lives.
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>>33142990
I'll never know that feel
You think some of us are just made to be unhappy?
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>>33144188
haha, yeah.
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>>33144188
Whoever or whatever team makes marebots a reality will be revered as a literal savior of humanity.
Also hypothetically, how would you keep the autistic degenerates who just want a moving sex doll from getting a mare
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>>33144207
>tfw autistic degenerate
You're asking the wrong person.
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>>33144188
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>>33144220
Then you get no mare and you will forever remain unhappy.
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>>33144225
No shit, because they aren't real and certainly won't be made in our lifetimes.
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>>33144228
>won't be made in our lifetimes
Whatever lets you sleep at night, autist.
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>>33144229
I guess you have to believe in something to stave off how cruel reality is.
Don't hurt yourself.
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>>33142329
>>33142337
H O R S E
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>>33144233
I could at this point show you the exponential increases in tech since the industrial revolution, but I'd much rather just sit and laugh at you for being a genetic failure.
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>>33144240
>Genetic failure
>When you're betting on tech to crank out your robo horse wife in this life time
You're in that club too, genius.
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>>33144243
>Literal retard can't comprehend the difference between genetic failure and willful avoidance of a wiemar society
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>>33144248
>Ackshewally
Lol.
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>>33144251
>Retard doesn't understand the ackshewally meme
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>>33144252
>No u
You're in class to learn, dude, not browse 4chan.
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>>33144254
>Still doesn't understand the phrases he's using
Forget being an autistic degenerate, you're a newfag too.
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>>33144251
>>33144252

Just fuck already, anprim and antech
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>>33144256
There it is, you can cap this and fuck off now.
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>>33144258
>Unintelligible gibbering
I know you can do better than this, autist. Dance for me, it's all you're good for.
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>>33143899
so pure
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>>33143899
>>33144282
You'd have to put a baby in that pronto before she can't have them anymore.
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>>33144291
who dis
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>>33144291
God, there's nothing I'd rather do.
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>>33144291
You say that like it'd be a problem. All she has to do is ask me.
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>>33144188
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crawling in my crawl. something left to save. fin
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>>33122922
That's a rogue ancient terraformer, Anon.
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I came across this in Archiver's bin:

"Cream Hearts" by Anon
https://pastebin.com/dvgbFEx3

I kinda liked it. Did it continue? A cursory search I did turned up nothing /nmp/ related.
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>>33145139
I'm aware.
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>>33145155
>used to joke that the green is late because it's happening "in real time"
>it's been dead ever since then
Man, don't remind me how fast the time goes and how many stories I'm still waiting to continue despite no signs of writefags. Especially PTSD Rarity I can hardly believe it. And even those that ended are still in my mind like they were only a month or so ago.
Minty should already have delivered her foal by this point in time, it's gonna be one year soon
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>>33145249
>Minty should already have delivered her foal by this point in time, it's gonna be one year soon

right in the feels
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>>33145192
You think we could implement a pony personality and turn it into a #decamare? Imagine sitting in your massive sentient space ship pony waifu and wielding the potential to reshape planets and stars. Hell, it might even be possible to create a somewhat accurate version of Equestria on former barren worlds with "her".
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>>33144291
>tfw not fucking Rarity's dusty womb full of one autistic foal after another
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>>33145389
That sounds great.
I'd love to terraform entire new worlds with her and create beautiful, sprawling gardens like art we can both share in.
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>tfw no all-mare theatre troupe putting on plays based on their husbandos' recollections of their favorite Earth films
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>>33146001
>"-..but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor."
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>>33146001
>it ain't me starts playing
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>>33146161
I don't know of no song called "it ain't me."
I do know of a song with the lyrics "it ain't me," and it's called Fortunate Son.
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>>33146177
sorry grampa, but anyone that's not above 35 calls it 'it ain't me'
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>>33146177
Yeah, "It Ain't Me" by Willy and the Poor Boys.
It was a big hit in the 70s and is on the soundtrack of a lot of Vietnam movies.
I'm surprised you've never heard it.
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>>33127010
Aren't they just biologically engineered new species? Alive, breathing and all?
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>>33126213
I personally imagine the eyes being a bit smaller as well as some of the other proportions being a bit more in line with what would be expected of a living breathing organism.
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>>33146356
meow
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>>33146356
BARK
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>>33124158
I don't even know Inferior units enough to know how much difference that actually is.
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>>33143555
trips of truth.
mare a qt
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>>33123888
TRIPS OF TRUTH
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>>33146922
Seething and rent-free
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>>33146922
126.3 microfurlongs
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>>33144282
Pure alcohol slurping thot, maybe
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>>33147048
So you think Rara should spend the evening without her husbando alone ? OUT OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MARE A PURE
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>>33147101
I want to hug this adorable little marshmallow horsie.
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>>33147101
thicc necc
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>>33147101
ALL OF YOU ARE RARA’S HUSBANDOS. SHE’S A PONY VERSION OF SALAZZLE
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>"Outta my way girls i'm not waiting any longer for my husbando"
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>ywn scritch her ears
>ywn feel her slightly lean into it
>ywn figure out all the best spots for scritches
>ywn hear her hum softly in contentment
>ywn pat her head and ruffle her mane when she gets up
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>>33145512
I'm tempted to make a pony #deca waifu green out of this, but I don't have any talent and/or experience.
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>>33145512
>>33147434
>behold, this garden we've made together
>bountiful and green, a paradise world
>the creatures that run its surface are our children, our legacy

and then you both copy your brains into a mating pair of the dominant species of the planet to live out one of thousands of lives together.
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>>33147434
>>33147458
yes hello
write the thing
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>>33147434
>>33147458
I don't get it. What is this supposed to be and how is this related to mares?
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>>33147776
with enough autism, anything can be related to mares
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>>33147776
Same way it's related to anything else: user liaison device would be whatever shape it would need to be to apply to whatever setting it's part of. For other threads, it's other things, but here the frame is mare-shaped.
Same with the wAIfu stories. It's got the shape of the mare so it applies.
though this could just be them desiring some sort of pseudo-god lover and they can't write for voidpone because they'd rather fuck a pony-shaped toaster.
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>>33147794
>>33147799
So why are we chasing away /swt/ and giant mare lovers again if this is allowed? I mean it's shaped like a mare and isn't actually a mare so it's in the same category.
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>>33147813
Because /swt/ is also generally into weird shit like vore, and we do allow big mares (up to a certain size since there is a macro pony thread for the really big ones).
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>>33147434
Will they begin manufacturing thousands more #deca waifus to release into the stars to find their own husbandos?
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>>33147827
Maybe. Poorly handled #deca units tend to lead apocalyptical scenarios though.
>>33147776
The original idea was a #deca unit (huge sentient general ai terraformer, see >>33122922 for reference) with the personality of a mare. Whether that concept may work for /nmp/ or not may depend on your personal taste.
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>>33148009
As if beggars can be choosers, this thread is in a severe green drought.
Besides, the very beginnings of /nmp/ had wAIfus so nobody SHOULD be having problems with it.
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>>33148203
Okay, I'll try to cook something up.
ETA: No clue, never done anything like this before.
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>>33148203
wAIfus are our future, this is indisputable. What IS left to be discussed is if their existence is sweet temptation from anti-heaven or permissible in the face of afterlife Equestria. I say it’s evil to send us to r63 b&thro macro equestria.
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>>33148245
>You’re sent to blackjrxlll Equestria for being mean on nmp thread
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>>33148009
>with the personality of a mare
How would that work exactly? What defines her as a mare and not something else?
>>33148203
>the very beginnings of /nmp/ had wAIfus so nobody SHOULD be having problems with it.
Well I'm not a big fan of it but I'll just filter it if it comes to that. I'm not sold on the subject so far.
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>>33148259
>I'm not sold on the subject so far.
Might have something to do with a lot of writers always going the 'genocidal murderbot' route. People seem to have a lot of trouble writing benevolent AIs.
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>>33148264
The reason an AI would go bad is human error so it makes sense we, as inexperienced programmers, fail
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>>33148278
If anything an AI would probably have to be programmed to be genocidal. Would make perfect sense, some fuckheads in government wanting to weaponize it and it starts killing everything.
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>>33147813
it's not a mare, it's just shaped like one
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>>33148301
What IS a mare… is she fluff and sweetness? dangerous territory we’ve stumbled on
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>>33148245
Actual flesh and blood equestrian mare > robopone. This is always true, especially here in /nmp/. That being said, I see no problem with mare wAIfus in settings without a magical horseland.
>>33148259
>What defines her as a mare
As a general AI she can shape her own identity. The only question is why she did it.
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>>33148259
>What defines her as a mare and not something else?

Like >>33148394 said,
>Actual flesh and blood equestrian mare
Also her soul.
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>>33147819
god i hate fetish shit
>want to see transformation
>it's all gay shit or oddly sexual.
>want to see big pone
>but you have to sift through all the vore
just wanted to branch out my story reading but damn, this shit is fucked
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>>33148611
>tfw vanilla xenophilic love is somehow one of the more hard-to-find things out there
At least we have this thread...
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>>33148394
>settings without a magical horseland.
i dont mean a story, i mean your immortal soul seduced by 3D lies. If you’re no longer pathetic and lonely, why would you need an Equestrian afterlife?
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>>33148940
Oh, I thought we were talking about story prompts here, because that is what greens are about. Well, in that case we can both rest assured, I guess. I do not have a supplement for ponies at hand and don't think that we will see something like an AI revolution anytime soon, a. k. a. within our life span. So no, there is no seduction for me. Unless you see thinking about certain stories as a threat.
Don't worry, Anon. We will go to Equestria together. If we have souls, that is.
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>>33149033
OwO
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you want 10 foals
your mare wants 12 foals
what do?
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>>33149204
do the logical thing by finding the least common multiple and go from there
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>>33149204
get her to sit on my balls 'by accident' after she pushed out our tenth
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>>33149204
Negotiate for eleven.
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>>33149204
Make 40 out of spite.
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>>33149204
The only thing better than ten bundles of little pony joy and your mare is twelve bundles of little pony joy and your mare.
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>>33148940
>If you’re no longer pathetic and lonely, why would you need an Equestrian afterlife?
Your words lead me to believe you are shitposting, but for the sake of argument:
Robomare without sapient A.I is essentially an advanced plushie.
Robomare with sapient A.I is a muddy issue, and depends on the A.I in question.
A robot can be shaped like a mare and be a kill bot 9000, whilst another robot could be a toaster with software that is unquestionably a female pony.
In such a situation, which would you call the mare?
It's my opinion that the physical body is a shell that, while heavily influencing the innards (be that a biological or mechanical mind) is not what defines a being, but instead the conscious mind is what determines who 'you' are.

A big thing to remember is that ponies live and breathe 'Destiny' to the point their butts get stamped with their special talent.
If a mare is destined to have you as a husbando then come hell or high water that opportunity will arrive for you.
Not to say that you dont have to work for it, destiny doesn't work like that.
>Life plays the song, we dance the steps.
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>>33149253
>tfw going to bed every night cuddling your pregnant waifu while surrounded by a dozen of your sleeping children
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>>33149204
10+12 = 22
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>>33149361
How do you plan to raise a dozen kids?
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>>33150167
Very carefully. And happily.
This is Equestria, there is no rampant corruption and inflation to make living by yourself nearly impossible, let alone with a family.
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>>33150170
But what if I want to be inflated by my wife?
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>>33150205
we /mpreg/ now
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>>33150205
> Pinkie Pie has a degenerate fetish
> Anon turns out to be into it, but the other girls are worried she's forcing it on him.
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>>33150205
Don't think I don't see you shitposting this in other threads.
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>>33150224
Who says it's shitposting? I'm actually into inflation and romance both, and want to see a fic about it.
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Look at her.
Such a good girl.
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>>33150368

A very cute thing to go to bed to.
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>>33150368
You shall wake up to this.
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And a longer one.

>>33140627
Look at my horse.
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>>33150788
cute!
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>>33150788
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>>33150788
Never stop you glourious bastard
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mare pee
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>>33150959
Just as delicious as mare fart!
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>>33141038
>>
pegasus mare
>active and fit
>hollow bones make her light and easy to carry
>flying in the clouds makes her stay fresh and clean
>winghugs
>has the most chest floof
>would make a cute, loving wife and mother

earth mare
>athletic, has well-toned legs and flanks
>shapely and very fertile
>would appreciate cuddles more since she's usually working hard
>will have at least 12 foals
>death by snu-snu
>would make a cute, loving wife and mother

unicorn mare
>soft, best for cuddling
>can give telekinetic backrubs while cuddling
>though she might not know much magic, your support could help her learn more
>tall and graceful
>would make a cute, loving wife and mother
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>>33140571
Dude, I tried, I really tried, but she wouldn't let me.

And that was the last one.
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>>33150941
That is a properly sized poner
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>>33150226
No one is actually into inflation, it exists only to be 'le ironic'
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>>33151188
I dunno, light-to-moderate cum inflation is kinda hot. Leaving a mare gravid with an absurd volume of seed, which will result in at least one kid, appeals to me.
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>>33151209
I meant non-cum inflation. The fucking sonic-tier shit. It exists only to be an obnoxious meme
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>>33151223
oh.
Well, yeah. Carry on then.
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>>33151209
>when she brings your hands on top of her inflated tummy while you cuddles right after
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>>33151223
High-Pressure Air Pump
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>>33151229
>when you pull out and not a drop leaves with you due to her muscular control holding it in
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>>33151229
>>33151236
>>33151251
S-shut up, that's just a meme like angry cadence poster said. There is absolutely NOTHING I find attractive or arousing about that. At all.
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>>33151272
Air/water/etc. inflation is the meme.
cum inflation is being magically enhanced to fill every crevice of your mare's womb with seed.
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>>33151251
The immediate aftermath is great and all but i dont think anything can top the long term effects.
>Holding your multiple-months-pregnant mare in your arms, giving her a slow gentle belly rub before she gasps and you suddenly feel a small hoof press against your palm.
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>>33151209
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>>33151283
Well, yeah. It feels great, even though the clean-up afterwards might take a while, but the main intent is to make damn certain procreation is successful.
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>>33151281
... It's not a meme for me. I am literally trash
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>>33151283

You're not supposed to drink tea while you're pregnant, Twilight.
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>>33151312
Well, you can't win them all, Anon.
Maybe your match is a balloonist who will channel your fetish constructively.
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Don't worry, there is no wrong way to fantasize. Nothing is more pure than a love between a man and a mare after all. Even if it does involve her weird fetishes.
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>>33151330
>Nothing is more pure than love between a man and mare.
>There is no wrong way to fantasize.

>Your match-made-by-destiny shares ALL of your kinks.
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>>33151388
Would you reject your match if she had a weird fetish you didn't share?

>>33151330
>>33151388
> After centuries of life Celestia has developed odd fetishes.
> Luna knows because she's seen them in her dreams, but doesn't let on.
> She wouldn't want to embarrass her sister about it.
> Cadence however doesn't know, but tries to set up an Anon with her after feeling 'he would be right'
> The anon isn't into her kink, and Celestia is terrified of revealing her secrets out of fear of rejection.
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>>33151401
Rejection is out of the question, a weird fetish isnt enough to ruin a relationship unless she is absolutely obsessed with it.
I'd also give anything an honest try, unless it was watersports / scat / murder / disfigurement, which i doubt would even come close to a mares fetish but am merely stating for the record.
And i do mean anything.
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>>33151283
fuck you
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>>33151463
Well yea, obviously. But spending your entire life being put on a pedestal and being uncomfortable with your own sexuality can skew your view of things. Celestia would feel conflicted and not trust her feelings.
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>>33151463
>he wouldn't let her mark him with her pee
>he wouldn't drink it to make her the happiest mare in the world
W E A K
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>>33151401
Stop making the meme-fetish sound cute and adorable. Using Celestia is cheating.
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>>33140571
Turns out she just had a lot on her mind and needed her space
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>>33151472
i know this is bait but god damnit i'm not gonna let an opportunity to post pic related go to waste
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>>33151506
>i know this is bait
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>>33151472
This but unironically.
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>>33151463
I want this green now. Celestia, a meme fetish, and Anon
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>>33151728
she's into floor tiles
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>>33151737
> P-please Anon, lay some tiles for me... I uh... Sent the royal tile layer on vacation and really need some help with it.
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>>33151497
> ywn feel a growing warmth in your body as Celestia's magic starts to affect you.
> You will never feel a growing tightness as she blows you in a very literal sense
> You will never feel her soft body gently snuggling you like a giant inflated pillow
> You will never hear her quietly whisper thank you for indulging her nonsensical fetish.
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>retard with the inflation fetish
>h-hey d-d-d-don't forget about these OTHER equally retarded fetish things!
fucking hell, at least we're in the last dozen or so posts
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>>33151747
you cheeky bastard, I wasn't expecting that one
>u-use these tiles, they're the... the naughty ones
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>>33151765
dont make me cry
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>>33151765
Fuck, that sounds really comfy
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>>33151180
>>33151504
Thank you so much, these are really adorable.
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>inflationfags are worming their way into the thread
How long until /nmp/ becomes yet another fetish thread?
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>>33151996
Nigger this is already a fetish thread.
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>>33152002
handholding lmao XD
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>>33152018
I think he was more referring to the bestiality/xenophilia, but you do you, I guess.
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>>33152052
At this point, love and affection might be a fetish.
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>>33152057
it is, since you can have sex just fine without it.
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>>33152064
Oh?
You know from experience, Dude McNormal?
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>>33152111
t. assblasted incel
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>>33152111
>he thinks porn actors care about each other
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>>33152057
I'm not shitposting when i say that displays of affection like that are a legitimate rock-hard-erection-inducing kink of mine.
Or more accurately, i think i have a fetish for actual love.
Two or more sacks of meat slapping together and triggering a slurry of chemical reactions is nice, it's designed to be after all.
But two beings consciously deciding to make a third is something incredible.
"I want your foal." is perhaps the most arousing collection of words i know.
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>>33152191
"I want your baby" isn't necessarily motivated out of love, either. Humans are predisposed to want offspring.
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>>33152191
You have good taste sir
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>>33152214
"I want your baby" does nothing though, the attractive thing is that it's a mare saying she wishes to have my offspring, and the fact that she would only say that if she meant it, at least in my view.
I probably hold mares to a more vanilla standard than most, that's wish fulfillment for you.
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>>33152191
All these weird kinky fetishes you think you have are actually an attempt to fill the mare-shaped hole in your heart.
The moment you have her in your arms you'll forget about all of it.
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>>33152263
>
she'll have a dick shaped hole inside of her when I'll be done
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>>33152262
Is your dream mare not a model for a "better woman?" The rest seems to be that drive for paternity that's slowly coming to bite all of us in the ass.
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>>33152285
Yes but you're not supposed to acknowledge it out loud, dumdum
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