There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare.there is no green here and we are worse than MLPG editionOld thread >>33094826Stories by Tsar Anon: https://pastebin.com/BnjZqwM3Stories by DGCT: https://pastebin.com/u/dontgooglecrotchtitsMinty's Careful Steps: https://pastebin.com/P2aD5GVaA Heart Longs for Another: https://pastebin.com/11TXCVXJMuted Heartbeat: https://pastebin.com/TPH2m6cUThe Sun Where You Belong: https://pastebin.com/WRUW1xQuThe Taming of the Harsh: https://pastebin.com/pVk0yjP7The Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://pastebin.com/TJELn7vtThe Broken Carousel (Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://pastebin.com/LvSPqhwGThe Broken Carousel (Part 2): https://pastebin.com/TBUr6F5fQuest for the Forbidden Lover: https://pastebin.com/SRTzXyLmMoon Dancer’s Hope Chest: https://pastebin.com/BFbyEcBgMate Retrieval Expedition: https://pastebin.com/U72A3jGUUntitled /nmp/ green by Cosmic: https://pastebin.com/Xytb3xMCStories by Trandhal: https://pastebin.com/u/trandhalThis Heart That Fears: https://pastebin.com/0b7L24LnViolet Memory: https://pastebin.com/e9Ec1vd1Tsukumogami:https://pastebin.com/WPw3dNdPExpress Ticket to Tartarushttps://pastebin.com/KLNWHDkzLow Self-Esteem Applejackhttps://pastebin.com/x5FMfxc0A collection of miscellaneous greens since the first thread.https://pastebin.com/0JMPM6F8
>>33121469how about tfw cadance stops by
>>33121469>Things have been hectic ever since the Heart chose you to be Spitfire's match.>When she learned you were a drill sergeant back on Earth she decided to incorporate you into training her new recruits.>Apparantly the whole "human husbando" thing was still new since every recruit was shaking in their horseshoes.>The one recruit that had any balls explained that you looked very big and very scary, especially with those canines of yours.>You would never actually hurt anypony. You knew that, Spitfire knew that, but /they/ didn't know that.>So you became the metaphorical hungry lion chasing down recruits, and you've never had so much fun fucking with rookies.
I want to pet a pegasus' wings
>>33121521a pegasi’s wings? made for luvin
>>33121586I've lost how many times I've fapped to that gif
The premise of this general is objectively bullshit.You will never go to EquestriaYou will never be courted by a mare who loves you just for being youYou are doomed to remain in this world, where love is superficial and compassion is dead.
>>33121886Alright. Good thing robotics and AI are coming.
>>33121914Either that or interdimensional husbando hunting. I've taught my brain to completely reject human women and only react to little mares.I have evolved.
>>33121905voidpone needs love, too
I don't remember if I ever got around to posting the cap I made of the waifu smell thread from the other day, so here it is.
>>33122183>it's been almost a year since I started planning out a voidpone story>still haven't got around to actually writing itWhat have I become
>>33122328Your average aspiring writer/writefag, by my reckoning.
>>33121903>tfw you will never have an adorably cute little AI companion like this that can fit in your pockets
>>33122655Pretty much.>keep picking up prompts on a whim so all the planned stuff gets pushed further and further back>don't plan that much ahead picking them so hit a block real soon so updates are coming slower and slowerThere's so much to write yet I can't progress at the speed I want and I hate it.
>>33122659hurts just a bit
>>33122134Cute little technicolor mares aren’t real. Your love for fictional cartoon horses will forever go unrequited.
>>33122805i'll bet you that in 50 years or less AI will have advanced far enough & some anon here will have gotten rich and will make ponydroids a reality
>>33122863What a glorious future. I, for one, can't wait.
>>33122876Robopones a cute. I'm still mad I haven't gotten too far in making the shipmare story go along further.
>>33122906WRITE SHIPMARE STORY
If a mare really is 3ft tall how will you both slow dance together?
>>33122196masturbated to the STINKY ones
>>33123192Love, uh, finds a way.
>>33123192Mares are obviously bigger>implying you won't become a stallion
>>33123192>implying any of us could even slow dance with a human
>>33123232I always forget that the show is called My Gigantic Equine
>>33123245we're all background characters on My Lilliputian Personthe ketchupfags were right all along
>>33123241A-are you a mare?
>>33121903>>33121914Reminder robomares are the only chance at mares you'll ever get.
>>33123794>or it is ?
Someday I'll fuck a mare in Wisconsin and get away with it.
>>33123894"Anti-horsefucker unit, FREEZE!"
>>33124158Eh, I'd be fine with a slightly taller ponies, just as long as I can live among them normally. I mean if I can't pleasure my waifu comfortably and she needs to be careful to not crush me to death while cuddling it's definitely not the right Equestria.
We already have the toasterfuckers, predniggers and bigfags leave
over 18 hours and no one noticed yet
>>33124158god damnit /fit/ memes never get old
>>33121469"Whoever runs the fastest doesn't get raped... maybe".
>>33124293those are sum smokin' hot dubs, m9
>>33121458>There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare.That's not what the goddamn State of Wisconsin thinks. A guy tries to have sex with a mare and ends up getting thrown in jail, put in front of a judge and given five years probation, a $2,500 fine, an ankle monitor, monthly visits to a shrink and a restraining order. What the hell kind of bullshit is that?If there is nothing more pure than love between a man and mare, why does the State of Wisconsin keep it from happening???
>>33124421anon this is a blue board
>>33124429Relax, that stallion is just cleaning some cake he dropped on Derpy, nothing lewd.
>>33124429What’s wrong with a cat bath? Derpy got some gum on her posterior and a good friend offered to help.
>>33124421>Twilight.>pic related>Something associated with music. Writing, performing or being a sound tech, all good with me. Or just some white collar job.
>>33124436>>33124437it's also pony-on-pony, which has no place heresince didn't we generally look down on TF-fags?
>>33124440Yes.MAN and MARE.Nothing else belongs.
>>33124440it’s not tf though, stallion x mare is just a step below man x mare in purity levels. I do agree the lack of HMD x mare is disturbing however.
>>33124440Pony-on-pony is perfectly fine, as long as it's mare-on-stallion. Anon turning into a stallion is one foot out of line, but it's cropped up here and there in the thread with varying responses from good to bad.
>>33124450>>33124457>man and mare thread>but anything other than a man is alright too!Well fuck me, maybe we can post EQG here too since it's fine, just one step below a mare bro.
>>33124471>>33124472What's wrong, anons, it's the next best thing, just like stallion x mare. Why don't we get more diversity in our MAN and MARE exclusive thread?
Don't be bigots you dirty refugees, there's nothing wrong with your waifu taking big juicy stallion dicks instead of your pathetic human cock, stallions are by default more entitled to mares than you are anyway.
>>33124476The difference is that stallions are just as pure as mares, while eqg abominations are not. And also unlike eqg, stallions are cute.
>>33124476>"Fear not, Anonymous, I've taken the liberty of breaking that ghastly mirror in order to avoid such a travesty!">"No thanks are necessary, but should you wish to lavish me with affection I shant protest."
>>33124487Nah, just let some cute hot stallion to do that, I'm fine with cleaning up after him tho.
>>33124498oh boy, the new shitposting is cucks now
>>33122196I can't believe I missed it
>>33124421homehusband or maybe a teachher in my lap, or anything where she's laying on topand I think you're gay
>>33124549Twilight is so WIDE
>>33125128she's a big gorl
>>33125128it's her body preparing itselfmakes interspecies sex easier
>>33125149>>33125159She started out as just a compact mare. Now she's prime breeding material.
>>33125374Mares are welcomed and loved here, what do you mean?
>>33125394He's shitposting in other threads too, just hide his posts.
The writefags aren't coming back, you autists drove them away
>>33123268jesus christ actually looking at them those eyes are fucking terrifying
>>33126213That's just the outline of the eyeshine.
>>33126885Here she is! It's mare! Look at her go!
>>33126285>not posting the gif
>>33121903Could the hassenfield ponies be considered too? for anyone trying to search for them in desuarchive. Search for "cryo" and in "opening post only" and you should get them. Typing in hassenfield seems to get nothing for me.
>>33127010I suppose, but there's zero chance we'll see them in our lifetimes.
There is nothing more pure than the love between a Floridian and a mare.
>>33127914How can I ever hope to compete with those floridian chads?
There is nothing more pure than cunnilingus between a man and a mare.
>>33127918You can't, unless you can somehow find a way to become Australian, as they are the only other race in the world that can compete with Floridians.
>>33121458Is Dante ever going to finish his story?
>>33128201are you ever going to grow up?
>>33127914>>33127964>"Huhuh, hey oz anon, check this shit out, dude, it's like, fuckin', some weird alligator.">'Oi! reckon we oughta stick fingers up it's bum to really piss it off eh?'>"Sounds like a plan, mares can wait!"Yeah, master races over there.
Mares are cautioned not to lose their heads in the pursuit of husbando's
>>33127010>hassenfieldbecause its not that, its hassenfeld
This is nice.
>>33129330>ywn be there to keep your mare's balloon head from floating away in her dream>ywn boop and smooch and nuzzle her unprotected blushing face>ywn fall asleep together in your dream and wake up in each other's arms
>>33129974>Caution must be taken when a mare grows her winter fluff, as a human man can far too easily find himself irresistibly drawn to it's softness and warmth, the scent and feel of his mare becoming his whole world for what may be hours at a time.
>>33123192You get equestriagirls proportions when you go to the ponyverse meaning actual size difference get reduced and your head gets bigger pushing your torso and arms down and shortening your legs
Outta the way womenlets, big flanked mares here to steal yo stallions
>>33130902>tfw zeeb cheeks on point and all the husbandos are brought to her yardFug.
>>33130850>shortening your legsnigga what
>>33131181Nevermind, equestriagirls proportions are retarded, still have you get cartoon proportions since you enter a cartoon world with cartoon logicPonies are 3 heads long with heads bigger than human headsHumans are 5 heads long with smaller headsA pony standing up would reach your chest
>>33131204*Standing up on the s hind legs and stretching up
>>33131204>A pony standing up [on her hindlegs] would reach your chestYou don't need 5-head-tall toon proportions for that; it's just a natural consequence of men being 6'3" and mares being 3'6" and more evidence that men and mares were made for each other.
>>33121458No green? I need to make a liar out of you.
Traditional unicorns need love too.
>>33131455>traditional unicorns gravitate towards virgins>mfw wizardlater bros i'll remember you fondly
>>33131478but what happens when you lose your virginity anon
>>33131506the bonding has finished and the two become one
>>33131506she's traditional so you'll probably already be married by then, especially if her sire has anything to say about it (he will)
>>33131529>two become oneis this a The Thing-esque assimilation deal or more like a spider deal where she kills and eats me? either way, no thanks
>>33131928fuck off thotmaker
>>33131928go be euphoric someplace else
>>33131292gj, first one to notice
Why must the state prohibit me from glorious mare sex
>>33131969God created Eve. You're worshiping the OG thotmaker
>>33132745She moves a Sun with her will and is not afraid to show it.Meanwhile your cuck god can't even make a pencil fall over. Talking about almighty ....Mares are just superior. Accept the Ponut.
>>33132684We are not allowed to know the truth about superiority of mares and be happy. Thots will never allow it.
>>33130850>>33131181>>33131204I prefer to think “equestria born” humans would be closer to G1 in terms of how they look. Equestria girls just reminds me of a shitty bratz doll knockoff >pic related Is more so what I’d imagine
>>33132745>Hmm, Adam is getting on famously with all my creations>Especially mares>He might get tired of that, though..>I know!>I'll make him a partner, just like him!>..He's gonna LOVE itSTUPID GOD
>>33132989Didn’t god also make a woman not from Adams ribs called Lilith? And she was shit so she got thrown out of Eden before Eve came around?
>>33132992Not in proper Christian faith.Lilith is Jewish mythos, and a relatively recent addition on top of that (middle age).But yeah, Lilith was made from the same clay that Adam. She refused to be a proper wife, dumped Adam, started banging a (future ex) archangel and left the garden of Eden on her own will.
>>33133019Truly, the first thot.
>>33133037Well, she is the prototypical succubus, so you're not wrong.
IF YALL NIGGAZ WANNA BE SAVED BY THE GLORIOUS POWERS OF HORSE PUSSY AN TRUE LOVE; GIMME AN AMENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOP_UiHtCq4
>>33133127AMEN, MY LONGDONG NIGGA. AMEN!
>>33132861>putting on clothes in your super warm room to drink something hot Is Celestia anemic?
>>33133249>super warmnigger do they have fucking central air and heating in horseland?
>>33133249She's trying to appeal to you, since mares in clothes is slightly lewder than naked mares.
>>33133249How do you quantumly know what season it is?
>>33133261>mares in clothes is slightly lewder than naked mares.Or a lot lewder, depending on the clothes she's wearing.
>>33133258No, but she does have a fireplace in her room if memory serves.>>33133268I doubt a sweater and stockings would keep her warm.>>33133261Probably the only sensible answer
>>33133286>fat trap OCout
>>33133286That horse is a thot. If you waifu her you waifu everyone she’s been with
>>33133286i didn't know /nmp/ had some /mcg/ lurkers
>>33132992>Didn’t god also make a woman not from Adams ribs called Lilith?No. That's fanfiction.
>>33133500That’s like saying you didn’t know fingerbang has ace thrusterfags in it
>>33133507All religion is technically fanfiction.
>>33133529Even the belief we go to Equestria when we die as well
>>33133500/mcg/ lurker reporting in
>>33133500there's nothing more pure than worshiping my mare's lovestick
>>33133987I like all of my mare's components
>>33134192>the absolute state of this post
>>33134203Don’t give weak b8 (you)s anon
>>33134213I just wanted to let them know they tried.
>when your silly comment is enough to make all the autists sperg out about their various insecuritiesonly on 4chan
>>33134247I like how no one cares what mobilefags think
can we kill this general finally?there is no actual content here since like a month, just circlejacking and shitposting
>>33134470Oh, you hate it personally?I wanna keep it up then.
>>33134470For me discussion counts as much as greens, so I'll keep it.
I love this pony
>>33134502I also love that pony. It is a very nice pony.
>>33134529>tfw no pony
>>33134502>>33134529Isn’t some anons dead grandfather banging her right now?
>>33134907No, fuck off, have this argument somewhere else, like an oven or a busy lane of traffic.
Shitpost o clock has come and gone now is the age of the cute mare
thank you scruffy>it was a strange few weeks after you left Earth>you're sure you would have had a mental breakdown had you not had a helping hand... well hoof>Lady Liberty>she was a wonderful mare and loved exchanging stories with you>she particularly loved the tales of the American Revolution, of George Washington crossing the Delaware, of Paul Revere's midnight ride>you might have been worried she would take it all to her head and try a revolution against Celestia but the ideals of individual freedoms were prevalent here too>then one night she surprised you with a gift that blew your mind>a perfect replica of the American flag>you /know/ you never described the flag in enough detail for her to recreate it herself>you're about to ask when she drapes the flag over both of you and snuggles into your side>ehh, you'll let it slide. after all, you're both free to love each other however you please
>>33135029>ywn have your left eye taken out by your mare's spiky mane while doggy styling her
>>33135029cute mares yes
>>33135029praise be to the cute mare
>>33135035Awww, that's adorable
>>33135061Oh fuck, she's perfect.
>>33135061>>33135141[THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER INTENSIFIES]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4motzZmZtUo
>>33135157Gonna be honest, I prefer this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAEmpdSHC10The fucking acoustics, man.
>Mare receives confirmation that her husbando will be arriving in equestria within the next few days.
>>33135233>receives a notice a day later mentioning her husbando was unfortunately lost in a mugging incident before he could be retrieved>is given the option of re-entering the program for a different husbando
>>33135157Personally, I'm more of an America the Beautiful kind of guy. Besides, maybe Lady Liberty would like it!
>>33135257>Personally, I'm more of an America the Beautiful kind of guy. Besides, maybe Lady Liberty would like it!I like your thinking.
Does anyone have that pic of the article of the Woman based company that was infested with infighting and HS drama between its employees
>>33135606>that picwhen will the ponelets learn?
>>33135614never, but we'll love them anyway
>>33135646No time for mares, we have to bash those damn roasties!
>>33135646What about them? This is what happens when all that's posted is a picture with nothing but the text "mare" posted.
>>33135650Why not both?We've got 300 posts to go and no green in sight, might as well get comfy.
Ho ho, you know I take mares seriously.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSIEUHiOrew
>"A-Applejack, those are for science...">'Ah know that! Ahm'...just gettin' me a good eyeful..fer' science.'>'..Land's sake, you think they wear them socks ALL the time, Twi?'
name one thing better than a mareno, seriously think about. is there anything else that makes you more happy than mare?food, water, air, sure you need those to survive, and they technically facilitate happiness that way, but they don't actively make you happy. i can't think of anything that evokes the same positivity response as mare. there is literally, for real nothing better in this world than mare.
>>33136207kids make me more happy than mare
>>33136249What about kids made with mare?
>>33136249How about a kid mare(little filly)?
>>33136321is she sick?
>>33136207I wonder how ponies would react to knowing about all this.Like if an archive of all our threads was just dumped in front of cadence or in the middle of ponyville one day.
>>33136371would they be disturbed by our archived porn thread
>>33135241>Swiftly receives a personal visit from a crystal pony, informing her to disregard any mail regarding their husbando being unavailable.>All are currently accounted for and undergoing basic equestrian integration classes, the wave of notices sent was the work of an opportunistic changeling.>>33136390Probably equal parts concerned and interested.It's only the one, and showcases we're interested in them as more than just cuddle buddies.
This is my wife. Say something nice about her.
>>33136411she’s pink and has great eyes
>>33136411She is pink and her mane is fluffy!
>>33136321Can I be your kid mare instead ?
>>33136422>>33136420Thank you anons, you made her smile and do a little dance
>>33136423I would gladly adopt you as my filly daughter, Anon!
>>33135730>dat poorly made wheelchair.It hurts that i can't be there to help her.
>>33136480they either have next to zero experience with cripples, or have zero sympathy for invalids.
>>33136489Its a remnant from the pre-unification times when crippled pone was killed by the herd to save it a slow and painful death by starvation. Who doesn't work, doesn't eat - freeloaders can mean a death to community when resources are scarce.After Princess Celestias wise ruling made sure nopony would go around hungry, such brutal practices quickly became not only unnecessary but outright forbidden, but general attitude towards the subject stayed the same, burred deeply within ponies minds throughout generations.
>>33136521that’s crool as hell
>>33136328She's the sickest filly on the block.
>>33136249why don't you have a seat, anon
Thinking on a possible green. Do y’all prefer humans being a race of their own in Equestria, or modern outsiders of sorts? Or even solo human vs multiple humans appearing n such.
>>33136653>solo vs multiple humans>anon's find themselves embued with super abilities due to the magic-rich atmosphere>all out battle royale looms for mares>this saturday only on payper viewHEHYOU DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE THAT EASY, DID YOU?
>>33136661That reminds me of a AU idea where the anons build mercenary warbands based around waifus, so you had an army of Celestia worshipers fighting a bunch of Luna lovers. And the princesses could only stare on in horror at the chaos.
>>33136623>he wouldn't like being matched with a cute little fillyg a y
>>33136668>Equestria has no clear cut AOC laws>Fillies enter their heats arbitrarily; some earlier than others and vice versa>Anon is informed his match is 'super duper hella' excited to meet him and she hopes he likes fidget spinners
>>33136673>fidget spinnersI never really understood that fad.
>>33136411She's best pone but is too pure to lewd
>>33136699Oh look at mr normalpants over here who doesn't need to have his hands occupied all the time
>>33136667>>33136661>humans irl shitposting at the monthly 'Holy shit this is real' festival, a few mares also joining in ("because Princess Celestia is the best gosh darn it, even my husband thinks so!")>windigos arrive due to all the fighting.>get chased off by the anons ability to quickly unite against a common enemy.>turns out sharing napalm rounds is close enough to friendship.>fall back into arguing about best pony after they fuck off.
>>33136673>matched to early teenage mareA match is a match.Not sure how long she will care about spinners once I introduce her to the much superior hobby of public hoof holding.
>>33136727Speaking of husbandos uniting...Hey 3Cap, you continuing here, RGRE, AiE? *FIM* Are you still working on the story? I'm looking forward to another update.>>33136742>hoof holdingDear Hoofbeat, I never thought it would happen....
>>33136726But that's the thing, spinner is balanced and all you do is hold it with no action while it rotates. Flipping pliers around your thumb, for example, is at least challenging because you can drop them on your foot with a pointy end. It requires attention, it encourages precision in your fingers and it's basically a knife game on minimal settings, while fidget spinning is basically holding a thing and looking at it doing nothing like a retard. Flipping a coin, pen spinning, just plain throwing an eraser over some lamp leg or whatever, anything is better than spinner. That's why it called fidgeting, it requires you to actually fidget things.
>>33136673>your filly match is acting like a 30 year old boomare>"I may look young but I feel really old at heart">"Yeah, been there, done that, I've pretty much seen it all">"I only enjoy mature things for mature mares like myself">"I wanna try being the big spoon"
>>33136661>>33136667>>33136727Why the hell would anyone fight anyone when you can just enjoy your life with your mare? The last thing I'd want in Equestria is more human interaction, especially violent.
>>33136798Remember the lesson of humanity anon.
>>33136700>pinkie>purelol. Everyone knows that she's the town bike (rarity would be but she's not free).
>>33136922Pretty sure you could make that argument for every one of the mane six.
>>33123192hold her in your arms and sway with the music
>>33137073Or let her wrap her hold onto your waist with her hooves, rest her head against your torso, and steady her gently by the withers as you rock around.
>>33137015AJ's too busy for stallions, Twi wouldn't be able to get laid without double- and triple-checking a half-dozen checklists first, Fluts doesn't need stallions as long as she's got her animal "friends", Rarity is saving herself for marriage, and Dash is busy napping any time she's not busy flying.
>>33136411she is best pony
>>33137149spotted the Rarifag
>>33137149> Twi wouldn't be able to get laid without double- and triple-checking a half-dozen checklists firstI am in serious doubt she knows what exactly are genitals for > Fluts doesn't need stallions as long as she's got her animal "friends"That sounds exactly what she'd say if cornered> Rarity is saving herself for marriageNonsense, she's already married to her work and will rather die a widow
>>33137216Rarity is such a tragic mare.She deserves love, too.
>>33137222she's a piece of shit and is only getting what she truly deserves
Would your waifu like your shittalking other mares?
>>33137233Would you husbando like you invading our mare-zone?
>>33137222Something about Rarity’s pose in this pic doesn’t look right
>>33136207*singing*“There ain’t nothing like a mare, Nothing in the world.There ain’t nothing to compare,That is anything like a mare!”
>>33137229Rarity just wants True Love just like all of us.
>>33137249Her body is too short so her left hindleg looks like it's coming out of ehr shoulder, and her right hindleg is comically small from bad foreshortening.
>>33137370>responding to oblivious bate
>>33137410It's hard to tell sometimes where bait starts and people's actual terrible opinions about Best Pony end.
>>33137370what she wants is irrelevant because she doesn't deserve shit
>>33137551Right comrade Anon! She must perform her civic duty and breed for the betterment of the nation! The griffins are six ahead of us!
>>33137563not sure about the communism reference but yes, the only thing she deserves is the breeding stocks
>>33136798Because its fun?
>>33137601>violent, but fun
>>33138038Clandestine Rear Entertainment was a fun meme.
What would a lover’s quarrel entail in /nmp/‘s world? who gets to say “I do” first? who gets to make breakfast? you have any REAL problems?
>>33121458I dreamed that Twilight Sparkle talked to me, and she put a plushie on top of her head and tried to explain that this was totally normal for some reason.WHAT DOES THIS MEAN TWIGGI ANSWER ME
>>33138121it means you need to stop shooting up cannibis anon
>>33138124Jokes on you, I smoked it!Not that Anon but I couldn't resist.
>>33137263best kinda pussy desu
>>33138117I'd try and answer this but i'm pretty sure my view on such quarrels is skewed by my not so great parents.I'd be pretty devoted to my mare, so maybe an argument along the lines of stop focusing so much on her needs at the cost of my own, or something.>>33138121It means you need to commission a plushie of yourself and wear it, it might be the key to opening the portal.
>>33138124Tree Hugger disagrees ...
>>33138472Tree Fugger should get a job, damn I hate hippies.
>>33138491Stop thinking in human world terms. Ponies all love their Jobs, every mare and stallion has a place in their society.Twiggles a Smart. She balances plushie on her head :3 I bet that was just to show she a QT.
>>33138121it means that ur gay
>>33138525>those hipstwilight 'ready for babies' sparkle strikes again
>>33138603twilight "judging by your pole you must want a dozen foals" sparkle
>>33138603Twilight "busy breeding any time she's not busy reading" Sparkle
Mare LOVES you.She is your FRIEND.
>>33138981let there be lightlet there be mares
>>33138981>This mare is your FRIEND>[EARTH PONY]>She fights for LOVE
>>33122922Ok...give me an idea.
>>33124382Move from Wisconsin
>>33139720it's about a marethat's also a shipso she's not really a marebut she's not just a ship eitherand she's in spaceand you're inside of herjust not the way you'd like, but it's still okayand there you go
>>33139732[Logical module of brain detonates]
touch the mare
>>33140360That's more like it
>>33140407She looks so happyI wish I could make someone that happy
>>33140407Just like that!>>33140437touch the mare
>>33140437>attend wedding>groom is in tears when he sees bride walk down aislehaha I wonder what that's like
>>33140345>>33140360>>33140407>>33140448>>33140452These are so fucking cute, holy shit. Is this a Fluttershy only collection or do you have other mares too? Because I'd love to see more.
>>33140474I take custom orders.Marble is next on my list. She needs it.
>>33140492Marble totally deserves this, do it. Aside from that, I would love to see Twily. She has some good reactions for this kind of edits.
>>33140492Could you do one for Luna?
Does anyone have the green where the mare in heat fucks her husbando in his sleep?
>>33139720Here, have this.
>>33140492can you do Ponka?
>>33136207>name one thing better than a maretwo mares
>>33141330>polygamyWhat's next, degenerate, one mare with two husbandos? Fuck you.
>>33141368I'd share a mare with a cute colt
>>33141413MLPG pls go
hey guysguys guys lookmare
>>33141462but that's not my mare, so why should I care
>>33141471cus she a mare
>>33141368>implying that hugging two mares at once is polygamyIt's not like we're all holding hooves or something degenerate like that.
love the mare
>>33141556>mfw he's back
Do you guys think that if we do our best here on earth and show kindness, compassion and generosity to everyone we meet, that we will be allowd to be with our mares in the next life?I like to think so. I don’t know if it is like that at all, but it’s all that’s keeping me sane. I have to believe.
>>33141708I just hope that when I die, the lack of oxygen hallucinates me to Equestria at least for the moment. I'll barely have time to get to my waifu's place, take her into a hug and become content before I disappear forever and that would be worth it.
>>33141708>>33141780Live your life as a man who can look a mare in the eye and honestly say that he tried his best.
>>33141708>>33141780mandatory NDAnon post
>>33141708Blind altruism is not going to get you into Equestria.
>>33141780>when I die, the lack of oxygen hallucinates me to Equestria at least for the momentThere is a video game where it's literally your job to rewrite the memory of dying peoples.Funnily it's named "To the moon", even if it as nothing to do with bananas.Don't play it if you can't handle feels.
>Watch perfect pear episode again, coincidentally it starts raining indoors half way through.>Try to to imagine myself in the same sort of situations with a mare, minus the family feud.>Feel really cold afterwards.>Get stuck on the thought of a mare simply looking at me with love in her eyesIt's like i'm trying to imagine a colour i've never seen and my brain keeps returning an error message.I wonder if this can be considered a form of masochism.
>>33142367>Get stuck on the thought of a mare simply looking at me with love in her eyesI thought I'd be getting some sleep tonight, but nope, looks like I'll be lying awake again pondering on this same feel>tfw no mares, only humans
>>33142730So you see why this is my favorite picture, huh
>>33142894I want to scritch those earsI want to boop that snootbut most of all, I want to make her smile
>>33142730>mare simply looking at you with love in her eyes>"..Are you blushing?">'N-No..'>"Oh my gosh, that's so cuuute."
>>33142990/moon/ says hi
>>33142329e r a mram
>>33141708I've been afraid of death and the hereafter for almost as long as I've been alive. The thought of it being a home of sorts is one of the only things that keeps that crippling animal fear at bay. And with that in mind, what home would be complete without a family?I hope that there is true love waiting on the other side, a soulmate longing for our return - in /nmp/'s case, in the form of pure little mares.I don't know if I can say I believe, but I absolutely, sincerely hope.
>>33143555MAREA RR AERAM
>Strange posters appearing in towns across the world, authorities suspect some sort of prank involving a children's cartoon show.
>>33137222> Most mares are considered unmarriable after they hit 30> Rarity has hit 30... And has never even gone on a proper date.> When she was younger it was because she was rejecting other stallions brave enough to ask her out> As she got older though... Well, you know how it goes.> Blah blah anon falls in love
>>33143899>She went to a dance with Hayseed Turnip Truck when younger. And probably dumped him because she though she could do better.Your argument is invalid.
>>33143955It was an argument?
>>33143588> I've been afraid of death and the hereafter for almost as long as I've been alive. Death is a motherland for those who's dead.Death is a motherland for those who lived.Death is a motherland for those who lives.
>>33142990I'll never know that feelYou think some of us are just made to be unhappy?
>>33144188Whoever or whatever team makes marebots a reality will be revered as a literal savior of humanity.Also hypothetically, how would you keep the autistic degenerates who just want a moving sex doll from getting a mare
>>33144207>tfw autistic degenerateYou're asking the wrong person.
>>33144220Then you get no mare and you will forever remain unhappy.
>>33144225No shit, because they aren't real and certainly won't be made in our lifetimes.
>>33144228>won't be made in our lifetimesWhatever lets you sleep at night, autist.
>>33144229I guess you have to believe in something to stave off how cruel reality is.Don't hurt yourself.
>>33142329>>33142337H O R S E-------E-------K-------C-------U-------F
>>33144233I could at this point show you the exponential increases in tech since the industrial revolution, but I'd much rather just sit and laugh at you for being a genetic failure.
>>33144240>Genetic failure>When you're betting on tech to crank out your robo horse wife in this life timeYou're in that club too, genius.
>>33144243>Literal retard can't comprehend the difference between genetic failure and willful avoidance of a wiemar society
>>33144251>Retard doesn't understand the ackshewally meme
>>33144252>No uYou're in class to learn, dude, not browse 4chan.
>>33144254>Still doesn't understand the phrases he's usingForget being an autistic degenerate, you're a newfag too.
>>33144251>>33144252Just fuck already, anprim and antech
>>33144256There it is, you can cap this and fuck off now.
>>33144258>Unintelligible gibbering I know you can do better than this, autist. Dance for me, it's all you're good for.
>>33143899>>33144282You'd have to put a baby in that pronto before she can't have them anymore.
>>33144291God, there's nothing I'd rather do.
>>33144291You say that like it'd be a problem. All she has to do is ask me.
crawling in my crawl. something left to save. fin
>>33122922That's a rogue ancient terraformer, Anon.
I came across this in Archiver's bin:"Cream Hearts" by Anonhttps://pastebin.com/dvgbFEx3I kinda liked it. Did it continue? A cursory search I did turned up nothing /nmp/ related.
>>33145155>used to joke that the green is late because it's happening "in real time">it's been dead ever since thenMan, don't remind me how fast the time goes and how many stories I'm still waiting to continue despite no signs of writefags. Especially PTSD Rarity I can hardly believe it. And even those that ended are still in my mind like they were only a month or so ago.Minty should already have delivered her foal by this point in time, it's gonna be one year soon
>>33145249>Minty should already have delivered her foal by this point in time, it's gonna be one year soonright in the feels
>>33145192You think we could implement a pony personality and turn it into a #decamare? Imagine sitting in your massive sentient space ship pony waifu and wielding the potential to reshape planets and stars. Hell, it might even be possible to create a somewhat accurate version of Equestria on former barren worlds with "her".
>>33144291>tfw not fucking Rarity's dusty womb full of one autistic foal after another
>>33145389That sounds great.I'd love to terraform entire new worlds with her and create beautiful, sprawling gardens like art we can both share in.
>tfw no all-mare theatre troupe putting on plays based on their husbandos' recollections of their favorite Earth films
>>33146001>"-..but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor."
>>33146001>it ain't me starts playing
>>33146161I don't know of no song called "it ain't me."I do know of a song with the lyrics "it ain't me," and it's called Fortunate Son.
>>33146177sorry grampa, but anyone that's not above 35 calls it 'it ain't me'
>>33146177Yeah, "It Ain't Me" by Willy and the Poor Boys.It was a big hit in the 70s and is on the soundtrack of a lot of Vietnam movies.I'm surprised you've never heard it.
>>33127010Aren't they just biologically engineered new species? Alive, breathing and all?
>>33126213I personally imagine the eyes being a bit smaller as well as some of the other proportions being a bit more in line with what would be expected of a living breathing organism.
We are the cats and the empty plate is the lack of waifus in our laifus
>>33124158I don't even know Inferior units enough to know how much difference that actually is.
>>33143555trips of truth. mare a qt
>>33123888TRIPS OF TRUTH
>>33146922Seething and rent-free
>>33144282Pure alcohol slurping thot, maybe
>>33147048So you think Rara should spend the evening without her husbando alone ? OUT OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MARE A PURE
>>33147101I want to hug this adorable little marshmallow horsie.
>>33147101ALL OF YOU ARE RARA’S HUSBANDOS. SHE’S A PONY VERSION OF SALAZZLE
>"Outta my way girls i'm not waiting any longer for my husbando"
>ywn scritch her ears>ywn feel her slightly lean into it>ywn figure out all the best spots for scritches>ywn hear her hum softly in contentment>ywn pat her head and ruffle her mane when she gets up
>>33145512I'm tempted to make a pony #deca waifu green out of this, but I don't have any talent and/or experience.
>>33145512>>33147434>behold, this garden we've made together>bountiful and green, a paradise world>the creatures that run its surface are our children, our legacyand then you both copy your brains into a mating pair of the dominant species of the planet to live out one of thousands of lives together.
>>33147434>>33147458yes hellowrite the thing
>>33147434>>33147458I don't get it. What is this supposed to be and how is this related to mares?
>>33147776with enough autism, anything can be related to mares
>>33147776Same way it's related to anything else: user liaison device would be whatever shape it would need to be to apply to whatever setting it's part of. For other threads, it's other things, but here the frame is mare-shaped.Same with the wAIfu stories. It's got the shape of the mare so it applies.though this could just be them desiring some sort of pseudo-god lover and they can't write for voidpone because they'd rather fuck a pony-shaped toaster.
>>33147794>>33147799So why are we chasing away /swt/ and giant mare lovers again if this is allowed? I mean it's shaped like a mare and isn't actually a mare so it's in the same category.
>>33147813Because /swt/ is also generally into weird shit like vore, and we do allow big mares (up to a certain size since there is a macro pony thread for the really big ones).
>>33147434Will they begin manufacturing thousands more #deca waifus to release into the stars to find their own husbandos?
>>33147827Maybe. Poorly handled #deca units tend to lead apocalyptical scenarios though.>>33147776The original idea was a #deca unit (huge sentient general ai terraformer, see >>33122922 for reference) with the personality of a mare. Whether that concept may work for /nmp/ or not may depend on your personal taste.
>>33148009As if beggars can be choosers, this thread is in a severe green drought.Besides, the very beginnings of /nmp/ had wAIfus so nobody SHOULD be having problems with it.
>>33148203Okay, I'll try to cook something up. ETA: No clue, never done anything like this before.
>>33148203wAIfus are our future, this is indisputable. What IS left to be discussed is if their existence is sweet temptation from anti-heaven or permissible in the face of afterlife Equestria. I say it’s evil to send us to r63 b&thro macro equestria.
>>33148245>You’re sent to blackjrxlll Equestria for being mean on nmp thread
>>33148009>with the personality of a mareHow would that work exactly? What defines her as a mare and not something else?>>33148203>the very beginnings of /nmp/ had wAIfus so nobody SHOULD be having problems with it.Well I'm not a big fan of it but I'll just filter it if it comes to that. I'm not sold on the subject so far.
>>33148259>I'm not sold on the subject so far.Might have something to do with a lot of writers always going the 'genocidal murderbot' route. People seem to have a lot of trouble writing benevolent AIs.
>>33148264The reason an AI would go bad is human error so it makes sense we, as inexperienced programmers, fail
>>33148278If anything an AI would probably have to be programmed to be genocidal. Would make perfect sense, some fuckheads in government wanting to weaponize it and it starts killing everything.
>>33147813it's not a mare, it's just shaped like one
>>33148301What IS a mare… is she fluff and sweetness? dangerous territory we’ve stumbled on
>>33148245Actual flesh and blood equestrian mare > robopone. This is always true, especially here in /nmp/. That being said, I see no problem with mare wAIfus in settings without a magical horseland.>>33148259>What defines her as a mareAs a general AI she can shape her own identity. The only question is why she did it.
>>33148259>What defines her as a mare and not something else?Like >>33148394 said,>Actual flesh and blood equestrian mareAlso her soul.
>>33147819god i hate fetish shit>want to see transformation>it's all gay shit or oddly sexual.>want to see big pone>but you have to sift through all the vorejust wanted to branch out my story reading but damn, this shit is fucked
>>33148611>tfw vanilla xenophilic love is somehow one of the more hard-to-find things out thereAt least we have this thread...
>>33148394>settings without a magical horseland.i dont mean a story, i mean your immortal soul seduced by 3D lies. If you’re no longer pathetic and lonely, why would you need an Equestrian afterlife?
>>33148940Oh, I thought we were talking about story prompts here, because that is what greens are about. Well, in that case we can both rest assured, I guess. I do not have a supplement for ponies at hand and don't think that we will see something like an AI revolution anytime soon, a. k. a. within our life span. So no, there is no seduction for me. Unless you see thinking about certain stories as a threat.Don't worry, Anon. We will go to Equestria together. If we have souls, that is.
you want 10 foalsyour mare wants 12 foalswhat do?
>>33149204do the logical thing by finding the least common multiple and go from there
>>33149204get her to sit on my balls 'by accident' after she pushed out our tenth
>>33149204Negotiate for eleven.
>>33149204Make 40 out of spite.
>>33149204The only thing better than ten bundles of little pony joy and your mare is twelve bundles of little pony joy and your mare.
>>33148940>If you’re no longer pathetic and lonely, why would you need an Equestrian afterlife?Your words lead me to believe you are shitposting, but for the sake of argument:Robomare without sapient A.I is essentially an advanced plushie.Robomare with sapient A.I is a muddy issue, and depends on the A.I in question.A robot can be shaped like a mare and be a kill bot 9000, whilst another robot could be a toaster with software that is unquestionably a female pony.In such a situation, which would you call the mare?It's my opinion that the physical body is a shell that, while heavily influencing the innards (be that a biological or mechanical mind) is not what defines a being, but instead the conscious mind is what determines who 'you' are.A big thing to remember is that ponies live and breathe 'Destiny' to the point their butts get stamped with their special talent.If a mare is destined to have you as a husbando then come hell or high water that opportunity will arrive for you.Not to say that you dont have to work for it, destiny doesn't work like that.>Life plays the song, we dance the steps.
>>33149253>tfw going to bed every night cuddling your pregnant waifu while surrounded by a dozen of your sleeping children
>>3314920410+12 = 22
>>33149361How do you plan to raise a dozen kids?
>>33150167Very carefully. And happily. This is Equestria, there is no rampant corruption and inflation to make living by yourself nearly impossible, let alone with a family.
>>33150170But what if I want to be inflated by my wife?
>>33150205we /mpreg/ now
>>33150205> Pinkie Pie has a degenerate fetish> Anon turns out to be into it, but the other girls are worried she's forcing it on him.
>>33150205Don't think I don't see you shitposting this in other threads.
>>33150224Who says it's shitposting? I'm actually into inflation and romance both, and want to see a fic about it.
Look at her.Such a good girl.
>>33150368A very cute thing to go to bed to.
>>33150368You shall wake up to this.
And a longer one.>>33140627Look at my horse.
>>33150788Never stop you glourious bastard
>>33150959Just as delicious as mare fart!
pegasus mare>active and fit>hollow bones make her light and easy to carry>flying in the clouds makes her stay fresh and clean>winghugs>has the most chest floof>would make a cute, loving wife and motherearth mare>athletic, has well-toned legs and flanks>shapely and very fertile>would appreciate cuddles more since she's usually working hard>will have at least 12 foals>death by snu-snu>would make a cute, loving wife and motherunicorn mare>soft, best for cuddling>can give telekinetic backrubs while cuddling>though she might not know much magic, your support could help her learn more>tall and graceful>would make a cute, loving wife and mother
>>33140571Dude, I tried, I really tried, but she wouldn't let me.And that was the last one.
>>33150941That is a properly sized poner
>>33150226No one is actually into inflation, it exists only to be 'le ironic'
>>33151188I dunno, light-to-moderate cum inflation is kinda hot. Leaving a mare gravid with an absurd volume of seed, which will result in at least one kid, appeals to me.
>>33151209I meant non-cum inflation. The fucking sonic-tier shit. It exists only to be an obnoxious meme
>>33151223oh.Well, yeah. Carry on then.
>>33151209>when she brings your hands on top of her inflated tummy while you cuddles right after
>>33151223High-Pressure Air Pump
>>33151229>when you pull out and not a drop leaves with you due to her muscular control holding it in
>>33151229>>33151236>>33151251S-shut up, that's just a meme like angry cadence poster said. There is absolutely NOTHING I find attractive or arousing about that. At all.
>>33151272Air/water/etc. inflation is the meme.cum inflation is being magically enhanced to fill every crevice of your mare's womb with seed.
>>33151229>>33151251The immediate aftermath is great and all but i dont think anything can top the long term effects.>Holding your multiple-months-pregnant mare in your arms, giving her a slow gentle belly rub before she gasps and you suddenly feel a small hoof press against your palm.
>>33151283Well, yeah. It feels great, even though the clean-up afterwards might take a while, but the main intent is to make damn certain procreation is successful.
>>33151281... It's not a meme for me. I am literally trash
>>33151283You're not supposed to drink tea while you're pregnant, Twilight.
>>33151312Well, you can't win them all, Anon.Maybe your match is a balloonist who will channel your fetish constructively.
>>33151312Don't worry, there is no wrong way to fantasize. Nothing is more pure than a love between a man and a mare after all. Even if it does involve her weird fetishes.
>>33151330>Nothing is more pure than love between a man and mare.>There is no wrong way to fantasize.>Your match-made-by-destiny shares ALL of your kinks.
>>33151388Would you reject your match if she had a weird fetish you didn't share?>>33151330>>33151388> After centuries of life Celestia has developed odd fetishes.> Luna knows because she's seen them in her dreams, but doesn't let on.> She wouldn't want to embarrass her sister about it.> Cadence however doesn't know, but tries to set up an Anon with her after feeling 'he would be right'> The anon isn't into her kink, and Celestia is terrified of revealing her secrets out of fear of rejection.
>>33151401Rejection is out of the question, a weird fetish isnt enough to ruin a relationship unless she is absolutely obsessed with it.I'd also give anything an honest try, unless it was watersports / scat / murder / disfigurement, which i doubt would even come close to a mares fetish but am merely stating for the record.And i do mean anything.
>>33151463Well yea, obviously. But spending your entire life being put on a pedestal and being uncomfortable with your own sexuality can skew your view of things. Celestia would feel conflicted and not trust her feelings.
>>33151463>he wouldn't let her mark him with her pee>he wouldn't drink it to make her the happiest mare in the worldW E A K
>>33151401Stop making the meme-fetish sound cute and adorable. Using Celestia is cheating.
>>33140571Turns out she just had a lot on her mind and needed her space
>>33151472i know this is bait but god damnit i'm not gonna let an opportunity to post pic related go to waste
>>33151506>i know this is bait
>>33151472This but unironically.
>>33151463I want this green now. Celestia, a meme fetish, and Anon
>>33151728she's into floor tiles
>>33151737> P-please Anon, lay some tiles for me... I uh... Sent the royal tile layer on vacation and really need some help with it.
>>33151497> ywn feel a growing warmth in your body as Celestia's magic starts to affect you.> You will never feel a growing tightness as she blows you in a very literal sense> You will never feel her soft body gently snuggling you like a giant inflated pillow> You will never hear her quietly whisper thank you for indulging her nonsensical fetish.
>retard with the inflation fetish>h-hey d-d-d-don't forget about these OTHER equally retarded fetish things!fucking hell, at least we're in the last dozen or so posts
>>33151747you cheeky bastard, I wasn't expecting that one>u-use these tiles, they're the... the naughty ones
>>33151765dont make me cry
>>33151765Fuck, that sounds really comfy
>>33151180>>33151504Thank you so much, these are really adorable.
>inflationfags are worming their way into the threadHow long until /nmp/ becomes yet another fetish thread?
>>33151996Nigger this is already a fetish thread.
>>33152002handholding lmao XD
>>33152018I think he was more referring to the bestiality/xenophilia, but you do you, I guess.
>>33152018>>33152052At this point, love and affection might be a fetish.
>>33152057it is, since you can have sex just fine without it.
>>33152064Oh?You know from experience, Dude McNormal?
>>33152111t. assblasted incel
>>33152111>he thinks porn actors care about each other
>>33152018>>33152057I'm not shitposting when i say that displays of affection like that are a legitimate rock-hard-erection-inducing kink of mine.Or more accurately, i think i have a fetish for actual love.Two or more sacks of meat slapping together and triggering a slurry of chemical reactions is nice, it's designed to be after all.But two beings consciously deciding to make a third is something incredible."I want your foal." is perhaps the most arousing collection of words i know.
>>33152191"I want your baby" isn't necessarily motivated out of love, either. Humans are predisposed to want offspring.
>>33152191You have good taste sir
>>33152214"I want your baby" does nothing though, the attractive thing is that it's a mare saying she wishes to have my offspring, and the fact that she would only say that if she meant it, at least in my view.I probably hold mares to a more vanilla standard than most, that's wish fulfillment for you.
>>33152191All these weird kinky fetishes you think you have are actually an attempt to fill the mare-shaped hole in your heart.The moment you have her in your arms you'll forget about all of it.
>>33152263>she'll have a dick shaped hole inside of her when I'll be done
>>33152262Is your dream mare not a model for a "better woman?" The rest seems to be that drive for paternity that's slowly coming to bite all of us in the ass.
>>33152285Yes but you're not supposed to acknowledge it out loud, dumdum