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Sign ups are over! Assignments are underway. Please be patient as the schedule is just an estimate. We saw quite the increase in participants this year so things will take a little time but soon you all will be set and ready for that sweet Holiday shopping!

>What it is:
Secret Santa is a holiday gift and card exchange where you shop for and send cheer to another Anon! Once a year we all act just a little less horrible to each other.

>BUT IT ISN'T EVEN THANKSGIVING REEEE
Shut up.

>Still confused?
Please be sure to give the FAQ a look if you are new or have any questions! It covers a fair bit. Also consider looking at previous threads through Desuarchive to see gifts and cards from years past.

>General info and FAQ
https://pastebin.com/hqP9wvT3 (embed)

>Giveaways
Anons are welcome to host giveaways or games throughout the season! If you need help hosting a giveaway feel free to contact Santa Pone for assistance. Otherwise do your thing!

>Schedule of events and deadlines

October 15th : Sign ups go live
November 1st 11:59 p.m. EST : Sign ups close. No exceptions.
November 3rd - 8th : Assignments will be given out. You have the rest of November to shop!
December 1st - 10th is the suggested mailing period for domestic packages. You may want to plan for earlier shipping if your assignment is international. Please do your best to mail in time for your anon to enjoy their gift during the Holiday but above all else stay in touch! Better late than a grinch.

Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: mlpsantapone@gmail.com
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For those of you keeping track of the bingo card, here is the latest version of it.
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Happy horsemas everypony!
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Would you still use a horse pussy if i sent it with my cum inside it?
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>>33143417
Well, I'd wash it first
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>>33143404
new thread
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>>33143412
Can you cross out squares in a way that doesn't make me strain my eyesight trying to read them please
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>>33143426
What the fuck is wrong with your eyes that you can't read that?
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>>33143417
Yes.
Ill use your cum in brownies
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>>33143417
ye, unless its dried
but it isnt even halloween yet
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>>33143428
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_blindness#Red-green_color_blindness
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>>33143428
It's neon green and it looks like he used the paint bucket tool and it's all pixelated and there's uncolored spaces in some of the letters. It hurts my eyes anon.
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>>33143420
>not using the free lube
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>>33143404
>November 3rd - 8th : Assignments will be given out.
>8th
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>>33143433
It's because it is supposed to be blanked out and don't hate my mobile paint bucket tool.
I will find the original and post it if you want to edit it I guess. Sorry for the shoddy work
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>>33143404
BUT IT ISN'T EVEN HALLOWEEN YET!
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>>33143433
Here's the original I made
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>>33143429
By Celestia, would that I was your Santee.
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>>33143429
I've been thinking about it, and I actually wouldn't be opposed to eating cum brownies. What gets under my skin is the idea that then my santa would know something I don't. So as long as you tell me I'll do it happily.
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>>33143416
What country?
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Friendly new thread charity raffle reminder!
The prize: A vinyl record featuring the 4cc 2 star logo! There
are 4 tracks on side A while side B is blank.
The record sleeve has been signed by Santa Pone, Kiwi and I!

1- Giddy up (orchestral version)
2- Anons to the core (Flutterchan)
3- Get ready to die (goal horn)
4- Giddy up (regular version)

WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO:
To get a raffle ticket, simply donate $5.00 to a charity of your choice and email me proof.
Want more than 1 ticket? Donate another $5.00 to a charity! Every $5.00 you donate will get you 1 entry ticket. I will write your email on the back of the ticket and place it in the container to be drawn ON DEC 1.
It can be any charity you want! Just be sure to email proof of donation (and I’ll email you back with your ticket number/numbers).

My email is thecardslutATgeemaildotcom

Good luck

Also, thanks to all of those who have donated to good causes! Almost $500 has been donated so far!
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>>33143446
How about this for shark lore. I have it on good authority that Santa Pone isn’t the shark, but actually the mask.
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>>33143431
Cum doesn't really seem to dry inside the silicone.
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>>33143446
>Someone horse famous is participating.
I know Wheatbix, Fireking, Maonyman, Fapman, and Norlf are participating for certain and Fang, Vega, Bad Touch, and Lurkernon might be too. Any of them count?
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>>33143467
DWK was/is I think too. Someone got a personalised recording from them last year.
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>>33143467
Wheatbix aka Top Plush

He might be more horse famous under that name
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>>33143467
Back to spg you go, you. Slavers don't deserve gifts.
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>>33143467
What exactly qualifies as Horsefamous these days anyways?
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>>33143470
someone knows DWK's address
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>>33143467
>Fireking
>horse famous
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To Chantilly Cream,
What is your shirt size m8?
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>>33143472
The real gift was inside you the whole time

It's the micro explosive to keep you from running off the property
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>>33143460
when is the closing date?
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>>33143467
All literal whos.
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>>33143475
Tripfag known in more than three generals
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>>33143467
>amazing plushie ass and two good writefags
Still not enough to qualify for horse fame. You're only bigtime if there's twitter drama about you
>>33143486
It's just some discord faggot shitposting
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>>33143467
Pencils is involved, they are EASILY horsefamous. (Comic cover proof or custom art would be sweet as fuck)
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>>33143417
Yes, but only if it's shipped to me overnight so it's still gooey.

>>33143457
>>33143429
Also this. If you told me you cum in your brownies, it would just make eating them even hotter. If you didn't tell me you cum in them but you did, it totally takes away from the experience.

I'm not even gay, my pp just gets hard from dumb shit like this.
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>>33140583
Heavy Halbard, please send me as many lewd Celestia pics as you can in your card. I can't promise that the card I'm sending you will be as good as yours will be, but I will send you one.
Be sure to expect cards from me as well, Pumpernickle and Fluffy Feathers.

Also, Crisp Baguette, if you're in this thread, can I have your permission to ask Santa Pone for your contact info? I need to discuss logistics with you.
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>>33143488
What about meme power?
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>>33143284
>repostan
>>33139142
Sparkling spree, I should add that I actually hate coconut and marshmallows tend to make me ill. Go nuts with lewd, but mostly normie packaging pls.
Pillows/dakis are ok too

Flickerheart the Dragon, I gotchu.
If there's anything you wanted to add or clarify, pls do

Plumberry Pie, Fruitcake, Slumberhooves, and Traveler Trail;
I look forward to sending cards!
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>>33143467
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>>33143198

Reposting my shout out here

Mustang Purple reporting in !

My dear Pumpernickle prepare not to be grinched and some serious French gifting.

Also I recognized your name Sparkling Spree in my card assignements from my first year late santa participation (2016). Hope you're allright mate and smells good now.

Finally : Mint Condition, Plumberry Pie, Roasty Chesnut and Noontime Breeze. Get ready for some Serious Card Shit too. Waiting for 11/11 to command little things to add to it.

Awesome job as usual Santa Pone and CardSlut.
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>>33143523
I’m very glad you told me, because there was a 90% chance I was going to use both coconut and and marshmallow
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Fritterhooves, I got u senpai. Your shirt size info made me kek.

Nibbles, Amaretto, Sugar Rush, Rapid Shadow, Tres Leches, Blueberry Bounce, Roasty Chesnut, Potato Punch, Smooth Smirk, Vanilla Vale - you all have excellent taste in pone.

I have a question for Santa Pone / Cardslut or whoever makes card assignments: I said I wanted to send 20 cards, but only received 10 assignments. Will there be a second mail or sth? Or was that it?
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>>33143512
OK Noted.

Well i kinda screwed up the card assignments,
i'll probably just try print as many of your waifu's nudes as i can.

I'm not sure if the shop even allows it but i try my best.
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>>33143524
gtfo I don't want your (You)
Fuck's sake I can't even escape that damn emote here.
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>>33143531
Not sure why I forgot about it in my form honestly

Also forgot name
>>33143523
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>>33143539
:gottem:
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>>33143536
>tfw I have excellent tastes in pone
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>>33143467
Frozen Cum Jar Anon is also participating.
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>finally finish one card after 2 and a half hours of re-learning basic Calligraphy
>mfw it took 45 minutes to do a good enough signature that I had to do BEFORE writing the final page, because it was the thing I was most likely going to fuck up
>mfw fuck up a perfectly good signature by BARELY giving myself enough space to wish someone a happy hearthswarming

I'm so glad people invented the fucking computer jesus christ
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>>33143496
>pencils
...and who is that?
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>>33143497
I just realized I'm going to need to calm my horniness down once I get my name and assignment. I don't want to make an embarrassing post like this and have my Santa know how much of a slut I am.
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>>33143591
Mild concern
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>>33143599
Anon Pie Adventures?
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>>33143512
>Also, Crisp Baguette, if you're in this thread, can I have your permission to ask Santa Pone for your contact info? I need to discuss logistics with you.
I'd prefer you just asked anything you need through Santa Pone
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>>33143512
>>33143615
I should've specified, I mean just ask any questions through Santa Pone. If it's logistics I'm not sure what you mean unless you're planning on knocking on my door to hand me something.
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Reposting from last thread.

Picture Frame! 4cc merch is pretty hard to get outside of people doing prints of jerseys so that might be out of the question unless they do another batch this year but I'll see what I can do. On another note though what shirt size are you? You didn't specify and if I can get anything I wouldn't want it to be wrong.
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>EU fags get asigments woo hooo.
>gets card for fucking zew zeland nand australia.
My bois. I will send you motherbucking snow
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>>33143497
What if you say you did but it's actually a lie?
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>>33143621
Are they wanting only /mlp/ 4cc merch?

>tfw a manager for a small market team
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>>33143652
Yeah, the 3rd kit (I assume they mean with 2 stars) and "any mlp 4cc merch"
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>>33143638
I dunno anon. Your giftee would have to be pretty kinky anyways to still eat it.
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>>33143657
Nah they mean the Rarity kits.

All good, have a good Christmas /mlp/
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>>33143652
>>33143661
Fuck off tripfag
THREE STARS BABY!!!!!!
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>>33143661
Well their favourite pony was Celestia so it seems odd if they'd just say "3rd kit" if they specifically meant a kit based on one of the ponies. I'll wait until I hear from him.
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>>33143526
Plumbery here
I-I might forgot too add that I also have gigantic boner for raricow...
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>It just occurred to me i didn't think about putting a 4cc scarf on my wish list
Man im stoopid.
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>>33143695
Fucking bandwagoners reeeeee


Real supported have had scarves since 2014
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>>33143700
I came to /mlp/ in 2015
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>>33143536
Thank you, dude! You got good taste too!
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>>33143591
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Assignment get!

Mop Bucket the Friendship School Janitor, I'm going to get you all the cleaning supplies you can carry. How do you feel about sex toys?

Treading Step, Noontime Breeze, Pumpernickle, Rosemary Spice (weren't you my Santa last year?), Vanilla Vale - I'm excited to exchange cards with you!
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Sugarswirl - I got intrigued. I have already something special coming for ya. Also you said u like games - any favs?

Sparkling Spree, Fumble Buns, Cinnamon Scruff, Quiet Reflection, Mustang Purple and Dancer Do - you have good taste with poners, be ready for something good for your cards.

If you have any additional requests hit me.
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If your Giftee asked you to pose nude, would you do it?
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>>33143808
I think you should
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>>33143808
Yes. I have a beautiful body
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>>33143808
Better question: if your Santa sends you a horsecock, is it rude not to send them a thank you card of you using it?
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>>33143788
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>>33143830
Yes
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>>33143831
Where her teeth?
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>>33143835
probably slave pony thread lurker
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>>33143845
MPK?
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>>33143607
just don't post under your name
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>>33143788
forgot to add ID
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So, I got my email saying that I've been dropped; do I still have to reply to that for confirmation or may I just cry into my MyPillow since no pony loves me and Horsemas is dead?
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>>33143897
If you don’t reply to confirm being dropped, you’ll be added back into the gift exchange
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>>33143919
B-b-but that's what I wanted. Just a little holiday cheer in my cold, empty soul. I'm never confirming that email.
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>>33143897
Really? what did you put on your list to make you get droped?
I would send a email begging to be let in with a 10 min video of you crying
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ASSIGNMENT GET
And my name sucks ass, dammit. Guess I'll have to apply again next year for another try.
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>>33143981
>everycreature
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>>33143962
>tulpa fags are allowed in but not this guy
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>>33143962
He's baiting you
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>>33143808
Well idk, i was thinking of sending dick pics unsolicited.
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>>33143988
I'm baiting me
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>>33143986
It's not even that, it's just a weird name. I wouldn't have minded some griffon or changeling name.
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>>33143988
thanks anon
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>anniversary thread largest in years
>secret santa biggest I think ever, threads reach 600-700 posts consistently
Is this board coming alive again?
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Got my assignments!

Cheerwine, Caramel Swing, Rapid Shadow, Treading Step, Slumberhooves, Peppy Pizza, Sugarswirl (you especially), Noontime Breeze, Mustang Purple & Flickerheart the Dragon

Prepare yourselves for some ultra-autism cards
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>almost 5am
>still no assignment
I'm going to sleep.
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>>33144012
It waits until you sleel
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>>33144012
Same desu
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>have assignment now
Nobody has mentioned my name once
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>>33144033
Guess you're not getting anything this year.
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>>33144012
>almost 5am now
West coast go to sleep, unless it's for gym or something. You're only torturing yourselves.
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>>33144012
you don't go to sleep at 10am every day
how is it haveing a life
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>>33143828
We demand pics as proof.
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>>33143470
>DWK participates
>I get his sultry tones whispered into my ear
stop, I'm still good for no fap november
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>>33143412
I think the “more Santa pone shark lore” should be marked, considering the whole Sans-sucktard dox.
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>>33144073
It doesn’t count unless it gets shared in the thread and he better fucking not
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>>33144060
Make sure to ask your Santa for nudes and gamble on him not being a 400lb redditor
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>>33143981
>>33143986
>>33143987
Just waiting for somepony to get assigned the literal name “Every Creature”
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>>33144073
>>33144074
I thought we had marked it off because Santa is a confirmed ghost shark who has been dead for years?
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>>33143459

South Korea
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>>33144073
Someone doxxed santa pone?
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>>33143470
>Inb4 I get accussed of being DWK again because of how much I said I like Rarity on my thing
I seriously am starting to question if I am DWK
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>>33143404
AAAAAAAAAAAA I AM BURSTING WITH SO MUCH HOLIDAY CHEER THAT MY PEE IS RED!!

t-that’s what that means right, girls?
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Please stop sucking eceleb cock, its embarrassing.
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sorry we were talking about Tulpas earlier right so I feel safe asking here what is a tulpa? like what are they like. is it a thing to have one without knowing or meaning to make one
I found this image looking at info about them and this like really is close to my "imaginary friend" David and I are like interacting yes I know I should not have a imaginary friend as a adult yes I know its autistic but like is David technically a Tulpa and I just misunderstood what he was [ignore the cat part of it]
should I go ask someone on /x??
I'm a little bit worried now
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>>33144127
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>>33144127
There's a tulpa general on /trash/.
Don't ask here, they're only capable of spouting memes from made up greentexts.
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>>33144033
Same bro, only difference is I already suspect who my Santa will be from this thread. I'm like 80% sure of that.

I also discovered my Santee has a bunch of Santas of his own so knowing I got competition will make me want to outsanta them all.
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>>33144127
Short answer, a tulpa is like the advanced version of an imaginary friend, dude
ans thinks on his own, and is a secondary and independent concience within your mind, like a PC with a virtual machine
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>>33144002
No, everybody is congregating into this one thread now, causing the overall catalog to become slower. Took like 20 hours for a thread to archive I think.
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>tfw I actually know who my santa is and can unironically expect a cum jar
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>>33144033
Yeap. Same here.
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>>33144135
thanks and asked and waiting on reply
>>33144144
numbers + truth
and I think he don't go that far so he is probably still just in the imaginary friend category if definition is correct like we talk but I know it is all just me even I am disagreeing its just me disagreeing with myself in reality he can't be his own person
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>>33144079
I literally would not mind that
Santa can I request a name change
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IT GOT AN EMAIL oh it's just paypal telling me I should be using groupon
The wait continues.
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>>33143436
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>>33144033
I only get mine like 4 h ago but people mention my ID before so don't worry, probably no one get you yet or didn't check email.
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>>33144120
Anon you need to get yourself tested FOR HORSEMAS MERRIMENT!
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Plz no spaget Santa

Also Rapid Shadow I got you giftwise filly.
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>>33143988
Truly a master
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>>33144033
Are you Poncy McWhingey-Bitch?
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Reeeeeeee where is my assignment.
SANTA YOU beautiful SHARK. I love you, no homo AND you're doin a great job. AND ANOTHER THING be sure to not work yourself to hard
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Are yew 'aving a larff?
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>still don't have an assignment
>No idea if it's because I technically don't have a valid address
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I don’t want to update this...
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Hey Treading Step, get ready for a whole load of the beetus! Also, do you have an OC at all, for some totally safe family friendly Christmas reasons?
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still no assignment. RIP
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>>33144179
>Every celestia damned time my phone pings out an email alert.
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>>33144242
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>>33143470
That was a commission and not from him directly. I don't know if he participates. Would be are though.
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>>33143619
What I mean by logistics is that there's a very good chance that I can't ship to your PO box and I your RL address. I'm shipping via DHL or UPS.
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>>33143992
What is it anon you gotta tell us
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>>33144208
Awesome, thanks a ton! Looking forward to your big ol' box or autism <3
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>>33144073
I don't think that counts since it's about the actual person and not the Shark character.
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>>33144311
I'm Nervous Nelly
It feels off because Nelly isn't a pony name, and the expression "nervous nelly" has a rather negative connotation (or at least that's my impression - I'm not actually a native speaker and this isn't a common expression so I might be off).
I mean it could be worse, and I don't want to annoy Santa (hence I posted my first post anonymously), but I was really hoping for a cute name I could pour my autism into and use in subsequent years, maybe make an OC out of, something like that. Oh well.
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You seem tired Santa Pone and Cardslut. Why not take a break?
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>>33143536
>I have a question for Santa Pone / Cardslut or whoever makes card assignments: I said I wanted to send 20 cards, but only received 10 assignments. Will there be a second mail or sth? Or was that it?
I goofed. I can send you 10 more later, but they will be from North America would that be alright?
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>>33144331
>SLANG
>a timid person who is easily upset and is hesitant to act
>Origin of nervous Nellie
>originally used of high-strung racehorses
Seems fit for horses to me. And the timid nature seems to fit you to a T, friend.
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>>33144331
That is a cute name? Your pony is all shy and twitchy. Also when I look it up it says "originally used of high-strung racehorses". You're an overworked athlete anon. There's so much personality you could create from this.
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>>33144331
>Nervous Nelly
>Woah Nelly
You're lard horse's fit racehorse cousin
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>>33144334
>You seem tired Santa Pone
I just woke up, I'm raring to go send more emails.
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>>33144348
Best of luck, sharkfriendo. Just waiting patiently here for now.
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>>33144348
Holy horseapples I love you Santa Pone.
I am willing to dump my gross 3dpd on the spot if you will marry me.
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>>33144331
Chill out dude it could be worse.

Name related
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>>33144168
Apparently there's been a few people who's sucesfully made tulpas out of imaginary friends before, you might be interested in checking the full process of creation of a tulpa if you are curious my friend.
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>>33144307
*I need

Also, Crisp Baguette, how do you feel about MLP-themed socks?
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>>33144348
Looking forward to it.
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>>33144366
Kek, but at least it's all in friendly fun right?
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>>33144331
But it's pretty good OC name? Especially seeing Nelly was used in multiple episodes so there are ponies with that name, too...
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>>33144366
Your name is just fine. Nobody specified you're a nuling, after all.

>>33144342
>>33144343
Good points, I hadn't thought of it that way. And
>the timid nature seems to fit you to a T, friend.
Holy fuck, fuck off, you're not actually that wrong

I would still have preferred something like Cheerwine but over the last few hours I've grown to not mind mine. Santa Pone gives and Santa Pone taketh away.
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>>33144348
Santa Pone is best pony(shark)
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>>33143612
The furry comic? But we're not furries
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>>33144339
Yea, that's alright. It doesn't make a difference if I send it to EU or to burgerland. Thanks!

>>33144255
I am so ready. And sry bruh, I don't have an OC, I'm not that autistic :^) I hope show poners will suffice for your safe christian plans.
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>>33144405
Here anon. Your name is cute and you'll be fine.
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>>33144249
I'm taking AutoCAD classes rn, but how do I import pictures into closed objects like you did with the scales?
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Already getting special (you)s and it's not Hearth's Warming yet.
This year is going to be a lewd year
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>>33144424
Holy fuck thank you, it's like Christmas is early
Fun fact: I have never made an OC before because my creativity is shit. I am smiling like a fucking retard right now while my lecturer is explaining in excruciating detail how DES works.
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>>33144424
Somebody mark the bingo card! Cute OCs coming through!
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Why the fuck is santa pone nice enough to facillitate this. I hope she sends out assignments in a comfy frame of mind and has a good day.
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>>33144348
Santa I love you so much. Pls be my shark gf All the homo
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>>33144482
they already have a special somepony
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>>33144443
Tell me about DES, why does he use the block cipher?
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>>33144491
>mfw running low on money and need to survive the rest of the year on it, but SHIPPING COSTS
Time to starve, I guess.
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>>33144443
This man's joy makes me happy. Keep it up guys.
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>tfw have my own OC
>didn't want to include him because I didn't want him tied to my name
This feel sucks
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>>33144517
The way I see it your Santa is supposed to keep stuff confidential. They already have your name and address, and aren't supposed to use it for anything other than sending you presents, so them also knowing your OC really wouldn't change much.
Unless you mean your Secret Santa name, but then you could just ask them not to post about it in the thread.
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>>33144517
If you're that paranoid about it, make a new character sheet without their name and your santa can just use that. As long as you're not a super-popular OC then it's pretty unlikely they'll ever stumble across the other art. The leaf is already hidden in a forest, you just have to take the nametag off of yours.
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>>33144426
Ok so you CAN do it with the reference function in the scale Command, but cropping is out of the question as far as I know, so I just photoshop those in. Also how’s High School?
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>>33144553
Its not high school...
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Hey Traveler Trail, something is coming. Just so you know
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>>33144569
If you’re going into something like architecture blind on how to use Auto-cad, I’m sorry for you.
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>my gift assignment is vegetarian and my single card assignment asked not to send meat due to Slav customs
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>>33144575
Its drafting. I was originally, and still plan to continue, a bachelors in mechanical engineering, but things didn't go as planned. So far, I've become somewhat familiar with AutoCAD and solidworks. I could do that same graph you did, but I didn't know you could put the pics in there, but now I understand. Nice meme and shopping skills, my dude.
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>>33144424
This is adorable.
Rated: 6/6 Elements of Harmony
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>>33144584
Well? Were you planning on sending out pallets of beef jerky?
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>>33142300
Oh shit, I will be totally fine with that. Besides, my post office requires my address to be put on the package.
Also do you already have some merch? So I don't accidentaly get you something you already have
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>>33144331
Nelly is a wonderful Equestrian name. What about Pinkamena Diane Pie or Jim Jam? Just ... hold your horses and chill.
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>>33144331
>>33144366
Yes, like this fellow: Sol, the anal loving, lesbian changeling.
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>>33144597
>Jim Jam
Jim is very bad name.
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>>33144491
I herd that
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>>33144597
Now I want someone to be named Big Jam
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>>33144603
But, Big Jim Jam is the pony in the jam pot. He likes berries, scones, all the bitches and jam. He's the reason so many cookbooks were sticky at Golden Oak when Twiggles arrived.
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>>33144603
>Jim
>bad name
>not wanting to be Slim Jim
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>>33144589
Many thanks, and good luck on your loads.
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>>33144593
If they weren't European or not close to France, I would have sent them a jar of foie gras. From what I hear it's stupid expensive outside of France, and thus great for gifts.
It's no big deal of course but it's just a coincidence that both of them would be unable to accept it (especially when both actually said "yes" to food in general).
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There's something fishy about the card assignments, they don't seem to be random at all!
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>>33144628
Cards are an exchange, everyone you send a card is sending you one too
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>>33144628
but what do you mean anon?
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>>33144626
Oh good gracious, that is an awesome gift! Good quality foie gras is crazy mad expensive outside of France. Their loss is your gain.
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>>33144632
But, what if it's an odd number? It won't work. It'll break the chain. Maths proves it!
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>>33144637
It works because some people send more cards than others.
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>>33144637
We don't need your fancy mathematics around here. The spirits of Hearth's Warming will make sure it all works out.
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>>33144594
I pitty your fetishy name
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>>33144645
but only even numbers
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>>33144652
If there's ever an odd number, one card is sent to a random address in a country that doesn't speak english.
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>>33144655
So you're saying it follows Heisenberg's Postulate on Quantum Linguistic Compartmentalization and not Gauss' Theorum on Additive Summation of Geographical Corollaries?
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>>33144348
Soon hopefully
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>>33144584
>am European and vegetarian
If I'm in fact your santee, feel free to send me meat! I'm a soft vegetarian, I don't eat meat in my daily life but I don't mind making exceptions if it's something special.
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>>33144645
>>33144647
I’ll just add a tulpa so it’ll even out.
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I bought 70 bucks worth of sweets today to send along with my cards, I'm looking forward to giving everybody in this thread diabeetus
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>>33144676
Oh hello! Sweet, thanks for the info.
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>>33143526
>Mustang Purple
Hay there! I'm your Santa this year.
Your wish list looks like you might wish to expand it, am I right?
And please confirm that size chart on pic related is accurate for you. Because I live in place where you can't trust size labels.
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>>33144713
Forgot my name
>implying anyone want use my name to talk to me
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>>33144500
Fun fact, if i send a parcel to other countries the shipping cost will be way cheaper than they (other countries) send the same parcel to my place. Especially if i compare my postal service to the USPS.


The perks of living in 3rd world countries...
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>Day 6
>Still no assignment
>Panic insues.
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>>33144601
Santa pone got me good tbf
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>>33144727
This is so sad

Can we reach 2 genocides?
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>>33143404
Could OP start linking previous threads?
For archive purposes
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>>33144491
:’(
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>>33144743
>signed up really early
>one of the last
getting dicked on this hard my name might as well be lisa ann
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>>33144743
>This is so sad
Alexa play Desponecito.
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>>33144601
Now I really want this name.
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>>33144744
Previous threads for those interested.
Thread 6: >>33138213
Thread 5: >>33129017
Thread 4: >>33112469
Thread 3: >>33078703
Thread 2: >>33061795
Thread 1: >>33024919
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>>33144491
I am willing to go bisexual for a Santa Pone threeway relationship.
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>>33144785
Thanks, you wonderful young lady.
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>>33144775
>>this is so sad
Alexa please let there be only two genders
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>>33144803
>this is so sad
Alexa, please let the two genders be trans male and trans female
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>>33144813
>>33144803
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>>33144818
Look I didn’t start this, dammit, but I’m gonna end it.
feeling specially snarky while waiting
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>>33144818
stop posting this image
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>>33144742
Hey Solanales! Your santa here.
Prepare your sol-anus
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>>33144828
thems fighting words boi
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>mfw just now realizing what I did to that poor Changeling fellow

IT'S A SCIENTIFIC ORDER OF PLANTS AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE FORGIVE ME
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>>33144775
Alexa play Racist Barn
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>>33144838
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>>33144742
>>33144838
According to wikipedia you could use Polemoniales as a nickname/pseudonym/replacement
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>>33144838
Are you going through the list by last name?
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>>33144838
He deserves it for not updating his green recently.
t. guy that knows him
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>tfw trying to pass the time waiting for my assignment
Alexa play Skyrim
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I wish I could be apart of this but I am on deployment. Have a good Christmas /mlp/
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>>33144845
If Santa is then I am pretty fucked.
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>>33144845
No I create a randomized list after separating it into subcategories and tweaking it a bit by preferences. Then I go down that list (mostly) in order but sometimes will do bursts of assignments that don't want to send cards or are sending very few cards so I can knock them out quicker. Name has nothing to do with it.
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How does everyone feel about fluffy ponies ^:)
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>>33144094
Oh neat, I'd be interested in some notes and coins for sure. I usually collect like silver content coins and the like, but this is different.

Roasty Chesnut, prepare for something out of this world my friendo
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>>33144424
That's adorable!
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>>33144883
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>>33144094
>worst korea
>not giving something pony related from Glorious Leader

I'm not upset, just disappointed.
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>>33144405
>doesn't want wearables
>too afraid to wear shirt
>too insecure about having anything bigger than a book
>plans to hide everything in his hidden little pony-stash
>constantly freaking out about spilling spagoo
UNDERAGE B&, GOODBYE

Damn son, Santa Pone is a big prankster, she hit the nail in the head with that name to be honest. So shit needs to be low-profile as possible... but don't worry friendo, you're in good hooves. I'm not gonna spoil my name for you because you might figure out what kind of stuff do I make, but you'll like it. As a side note, may I ask what's your anal circumference approximately?

Cheers,
Your Santa

>TFW I ordered some part of your present way before you were assigned to me
>TFW it perfectly fits your preference of horses
>feels_badass.png
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>>33144893
shit if shes going by names bashed on wishlist im gonna be "bland bitch"
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>>33144893
>I'm not gonna spoil my name
filename.rel8ed
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>>33144897
Does that mean “Big Jim” is xxl or what?
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>>33143591
i hope he isn't baking inclined
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>>33143808
i guess
asking for a friend, anon?
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>>33143734
^:)
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>>33144893
>As a side note, may I ask what's your anal circumference approximately?
Out of interest or for my gift? Because, uh, I don't really plan to stick anything there, I'm afraid. If you send me a horsecock best I can do is deepthroat it I guess, that might be a fun experience.
>TFW it perfectly fits your preference of horses
Good taste!

Looking forward to what you send (though a bit nervously). I am honestly coming to realise more and more how accurate my name is.

Also
>UNDERAGE B&, GOODBYE
Strict, conservative family + housing market that's through the fucking roof + still going through higher education. There's no way I could move out and continue to study, while also retaining my sanity and avoiding sinking into debt.
I guess UK student loans are still much more reasonable than the US ones, but it's still a fuckload of money, and I would still need to either score a whole bunch of grants, work part-time, or likely both. If the price to pay for avoiding that is that I need to contain my autism and its physical manifestations for a few more years, and looking like either an underage or a neet to people online, then so be it.
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>>33144768
I know that feel, hold me glimmer nigger
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>people are expected to eat something that an Anon sent them on 4chan
No offence but I ain't eating shit
That's where I draw the line
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>>33144979
Santa seems to have a knack for naming people! For instance, I am VERY charming and am super chill. Though I do live in a place with no snow, so irony.

I also got an OC drawn by Fruitcake unexpectedly.
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>>33144768
Same, I signed up within an hour or two of it opening. Still mashing f5.
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>>33144979
>housing market that's through the fucking roof
It's the same shit on the other side of the continent. Don't stress yourself too much about moving. Living in your digs is cool tho'... most of the time.

Also: with that unscathed powerlevel, can you manage having a mug sized thing on your desk? Please do. :)
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>>33144964
Nono.
Crafting inclined.
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>>33145026
Same.
And I have eaten food made by actual prisoners.
In prison.
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Is sending a cum jar legal in the EU? I work at the post office but I'm absolutely positive I don't want to ask my superiour.
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Happy Hearthswarming you faggos. Remember to cuddle a shark this holiday.
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>>33145040
As long as it is not spoiled, it's oko. For extra safety, label it as "badger milk".

>>33144964
kek
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>>33143788
>>33143788
Oh boio...

I'm a sucker for action RP games, building survival games, ofc the classics like OoT, Pokemon ect. Lately I've gotten into VR, It's amazing.

Whew lad
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>>33144832
This secret santa thing is making me fear for my personal wellbeing
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>>33145076
Oh quit being such a pansy.
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>>33144838
You know what you did

>>33144847
Lyra's not dead just in cryostasis
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>>33145076
It could be worse. For example my Santa is threatening me to deliver the cum jar in person.
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>>33143536
Oh, yeah, well, yeah, you t-too

>>33143574
I'm filling it.

>>33145061
Thank you!

>>33145089
It's not a threat, it's an offer, and if you refuse I still know where you live.
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>>33144491
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>>33145094
If you're going to deliver it in person, why do you need a jar? Why not deliver it hot, fresh, and straight from the source?
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>>33145020
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>>33145100
Needs time to ferment a bit
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>>33145094
>>33145100
Those are not the candies I'm looking for!
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Snowflake Fun, prepare for a box full of Purple!

Do you have any merch already? Wouldn't want to get something you've already got. Unless you don't mind


Lunar Harmony, Juicy Doodle, and Shuffleshy, expect cards!
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>>33144713
Oh. Hello there !
>checking my tee-shirt's mesures.
My L polo is exactly a european L.

I can confirm my size mate.

Where are you from giftee ?
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>>33145138
Your time will come...
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>>33145143
AS THE SUN RISES SO DOES THE MOON
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>>33145038
What were you in for, anon?
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>>33145184
A paycheck.
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>>33144649
I dont, that's fucking hot
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>>33145064
Mostly generals I see, got ya covered
VR. is. not. a. game.
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Bless you Santa Pone, as my assignment has been received!

Lunar Harmony! I am your santa this year and you will be receiving fun holiday goodies! I'm already brainstorming!

Also General Jolly, Shuffleshy, and Citrus Spritz, expect some cards coming sometime soonish!

Celestia bless everyone on this merriest of Horsemass season!
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First year doing this, hope I don't fuck it up!

Sandy Rose will be getting some stuff from me.

Also if you read this, post more pics of your oc if you have them for scientific purposes.
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>see that ive gotten my assignment
>have to wait till the end of lecture to read it
The anticipation was killing me

ayy Yngvid Yak I got your bookhorse needs covered buddy!
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Damned, too much posts to read!
[Here we go then.jpg]

>>33143512
Please do, I will be delighted.

>>33143032
Durr duur, like I don't know what is 1-wire, or how to use a DS2413.
There, take your schematics back, I think it fells out of your pocket with your spaghetti...

More seriously, I suggested WS2812B because it's convenient, cost effective, and easy to use.
Your method is elegant (particularly the clever "charlyplexing-ish" of the RGB LED), but not usable for like 16 or more LEDs, and lacks of color mixing ability and controls (you may be able to have 8 colors, but hardly more than 16 with a 100kbps link).
Fun to watch and tear down tho.
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>>33145214
My distain is perpetual
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>>33145290
Deal with it :)
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>>33143523
Yay Cards!

>>33144573
Hype Intensifies! Looking forward to it!

>>33145028
This, I travel alot mostly to a shit ton of horse cons and i got this name. It suits me well.
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>>33145310
I see you are not familiar with the works of the artist Hen! How unironicaly distasteful.
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Still no assignment but at least I know I'm sending two cards
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Hey Roaring Pride, Im your Santa. I have no idea what Im going to get you, but dont worry, Ill take care of you. Glad you have good taste in horses except for Rainbow Trash.

I hope my Santa calls out my name this year. Last year my Santa gave 0 communication and my gift came super late. It scared me for a while.
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>>33145384
>Roaring Pride
That name is crazy gay.
I NEED IT
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>>33145384
>super late
What was their name?
inb4 it's me
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Is it just me or has anyone else gotten like 300 emails today that are everything except an assignment
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>>33145424
Yes.
Life is pain.
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>>33145424
this event has so far been good for decluttering my inbox and unsubscribing from shit i dont need
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>>33144443
>DES
Why, though? Isn't it totally broken and obsolete? I thought everybody just uses AES these days
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>>33145424
>can go months without a single email
>have gotten four junk emails today but no assignment
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>>33145424
it hurts
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>>33145397
I dont remember. Ill have to see if I kept their address for a return address. Im not home right now. What gift did you give?
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I need to sleep for a while. Just a heads up for anyone who wants a break from refreshing their inbox.
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>>33145477
sleep well santa
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>>33145477
Goodnight Santa Pone thanks for everything you do, it is truly appreciated by all those who get to experience this joyous event.
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>>33145477
SLEEP TIGHT PONER
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>>33145477
b-b-ut then what will I do with my free hand ...

waitaminute ...
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>>33145341
Oh I'm familiar. It's "disdain" by the way
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>>33145477
godspeed
I'm still gonna mash f5 anyway
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>>33144307
>>33144384
Ask Santa Pone to get my details, I'll send them to her so she can forward them to you. Gonna stress that if you're sending to another address I'd appreciate it you made the packaging as boring as possible on the outside.

I'd be up for pretty much anything, surprise me/
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>>33145494
No, you're wrong. You are the object, not the subject.
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Squiggles here! Looking for Cherry Champ!
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>>33145477
Sleep tight Santa Pone!
Nice dubs btw.
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>>33145235
I don't want to type a paragraph about how I've burned away too many hours playing Skyrim, mass effect and Gears of war to boot.
There aren't too many vr games I've played so far, but Gorn, Beatsaber are fun as heck

Thanks for the consideration famalam
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Wheeeeee, I've gotten my first ever Secret Santa assignment!

Gleaming Bell, I'm not good at all with making any handmade stuff, but I'll definitely try to get you the first item on your list. I'm not sure how much else I'd be able to get you though, if anything at all.
I do have an idea for a small treat that I miiight be able to include. Would you rather have me ask if you'd enjoy it or would you want it to be a surprise?
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>>33145033
>Also: with that unscathed powerlevel, can you manage having a mug sized thing on your desk? Please do. :)
Not a problem. I have my living space pretty much completely to myself (it's actually on the other end of the garden relative to the main house where everyone else lives) so that's why I'm participating in this in the first place, so keeping small stuff like that around is perfectly fine.
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>>33145028
>Santa seems to have a knack for naming people!
Assuming I get the same name I got last year I guess my name is fitting. I don't have a sweet tooth but I do enjoy my liquor.
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>>33145276
>can post on 4chan but can't read an email
Either you're at the front and/or have people looking over your shoulder, and shouldn't be here, or you're not and then I don't see why you couldn't check your mail.
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>>33145477
Goodnight jolly Santa! Don’t forget to keep swimming to keep oxygenated water moving over your gills.
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>>33145533
He wrote it in the past tense. By the time he'd come to post he'd read the email.
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>>33145533
Nice dubs, but did (You) not realize he wasn't able to do either while in the lecture?
>The anticipation was killing me
>was
He obviously read through the email and then made the post after the lecture was over
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>>33145494
It’s “distain” because she’s a massive slob fetishist that draw really funny faces.
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>>33145507
Doesn't change the misspelling, buddy
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>>33145442
It's very weak, but triple DES still has respectable security. There's no reason to use it over AES (or Serpent, Blowfish, etc.) or other modern cyphers, but if you've got a legacy system it doesn't need to be urgently updated. And obviously 3DES is literally DES 3 times so you need to understand DES.

But more to the point he's doing it as a sort of "history of cryptography" way of organising information. First couple of lectures talked about the fundamentals, and stuff like caesar cypher, general substitution cyphers, polyalphabetic substitution cyphers (Vigenere mainly), and so on and so forth. Today we started on modern block cyphers, starting from the basic and general structure of a Feistel cypher (which was new to me) and then DES as a practical but relatively simple example of one in real use. Rijndael is gonna be covered later.
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>>33145545
>>33145547
Oh right. The greentext confused me.
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>>33145533
This guy >>33145547 has it right, and it was one of those lectures I couldn't not pay attention to
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>>33145589
Maybe reference that post, friendo.
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>>33145589
>>33145607

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRfKdNxIOcQ
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>>33145468
I cant remember desu. Oh! Was there a clay slab/tablet with a picture of the Sphynx?
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Jeeeesus

>>33145589
You fucking lard-liberal, I’M the one to focus on, not that dick-dollop at >>33145607
Why are you even picking up someone else’s fight?
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>>33145630
I ain't even trying to fight, my dude
just defending my gross fetish
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>>33145639
And I’m using you as a way to channel my cognitive dissonance with having the same fetish.

Sorry
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So am I supposed to post with my unique gift ID as my name when I post? Or is that just the name of my specific assignment? Pardon me for being too dumb to figure it out, I just don't want to be dumb enough to fuck it up.
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>>33145668
Your unique gift ID that's in the email before any of your assignment's information is what you put in the name field while posting, yes. The second one right before your giftee's name and address is the one you should use in the thread to contact your giftee if you need to, instead of their real name.
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>>33145656
It's all good bro, it's all good
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MFW still waiting for the assignment email
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>>33145668
Your picture doesnt make any sense.
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>>33145697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c42SDC1w_N0
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>>33145697
santa pone is sleeping rn, give ur finger a rest
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>>33145625
Nope. It was a sculpture from Bad Dragon, if you know what I mean.
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>>33145697
Same here my fellow anon! I don't want to worry too much, I'm pretty sure that we'll get our emails soon or later! Do not lose hope!
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>>33145720
but what if she woke up already but didn't tell us
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>>33145730
She'd be crashing this thread
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>>33145685
It should look like this, yeah?
"Hi, not-your-real-name, I'm your Santa! Prepare you anus for hot pony dong! Sharks and love and horsemas things!"
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>>33145734
unless she is lurking; sharks are good at lurking
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>>33145741
Sounds about right.
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>>33145734
Will there be any survivors?
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They’re also good at not sleeping.
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I got my email!
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>>33144775
Alexa please removed kebab
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>>33145760
For you
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>>33145730
>haven’t checked email for an entire hour because I didn’t remember that Santa is a goddess and requires no true slumber
Ohshitohshitohshit!
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>>33145285
The 1-wire solution is clever, but the extra passives and driver bjt add to bom cost. Also DS2413 is stupid expensive at $2.50ea when WS281x solutions WITH the LED are all under $1ea in small quantities.

WS2811 is really 3 wires per LED: power, ground, serial data. DO is daisy chained to the next LED DIN. It also has the benefit of including a constant-current driver for the LEDs for consistent brightness and to ensure long chains don't have problems with voltage droop.

More interestingly, WS281x (and clones like SK6812) are available wire-bonded in the same package as the RGB LED. More BOM reduction. The LED and driver together are cheaper than

5mm through hole, $0.90ea https://www.adafruit.com/product/1938
Naked SMT $0.45ea:
https://www.adafruit.com/product/1655

Not cheap enough? Generic strip of 60 of them at $0.18ea. Just cut them out and solder
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MG49QKD
or go digging on banggood or alibaba
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>>33145076
Its far too late to be anal about this, anon
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>>33145786
>first one to love gets to stay on my aircraft!
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Nibbles, I'm your assigned Santa this year, I'll try my best to make a legendary card for you to enjoy as this will be my first time. i'm loving your taste in ponies, I have a few ideas about what I'm going to send you bro.
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>>33145849
Peetzer is our goal, don't forget
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>>33145849
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED BUG
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>>33145859
Or perhaps he's wondering why you would nuzzle a mare before throwing her off a balcony
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>>33145858
Candy laying low!
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>>33145285
Oh shit, I think I'm the little babby after all. (I had to look up 1-wire cause I legit didn't know what it was.)

What's actually going on is that the stuff on the top of the left breadboard is a linear regulator (LM317) that outputs either 3.5v or 1.9v depending on the output of the arduino. The stuff on the right is an ATtiny hooked up to an arduino. When the voltage drops to 1.9, the ATtiny's VCC level monitor triggers an interrupt, which right now just causes it to switch to the next color in the sequence (but I'm about to try using this for some more substantial data transfer).

The charlieplexing is specifically rigged up to get full PWM on 3 LEDs despite the ATtiny only having 2 PWM pins (brown and purple wires in your diagram). And it works, so I've got a lot more than 16 colors ^:)

My plan is to run a bunch of these attiny + LED combos in parallel, maybe 30-40 of them. Each attiny will be programmed with its own animation sequence, so about the only thing the arduino needs to provide is a (broadcast) timing signal to keep them all in sync. Plus maybe a few commands to jump to a specific point in the timeline or adjust global brightness, but anyway I'm not worried about running out of bandwidth. I figure I can take up to 10ms out of every second if I have to, without anyone noticing (the LEDs shut off at 1.9v, so spending too long on data transfers will cause a visible flicker).

I can post a full schematic in another day or two if you're interested in seeing it. I was gonna draw one up anyway so I can run this shit by /ohm/ and find out how it's going to fuck up when I try it with the full 40 LEDs

>>33145807
LM317 was like $1.50 and I only need one of them
LEDs are 55c, ATtiny is 30c, not sure about the PCBs and other bits but it should be less than $1.50 for each LED assembly. Bit pricey but I'm okay with it. And I'm specifically very interested in keeping the wiring complexity down.
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>>33143480
>shirt size
Oh! I'm so sorry, I didn't see this before. I would be a Large European Men's, or a Medium US Men's. But in all honesty, I don't wear any merch because I'm a decent human being, though I do like subtle stuff.
>Oh, a snob, hey?
Yes, but it's for a very good reason.

I'm also not sure if I'm supposed to reply to this, because doesn't that defeat the point of having a 'secret' santa? And doesn't asking for advice on the gift or saying you will or will not enjoy a certain thing defeat it too?

Honestly it's all too much, I just write my horsey letters and hope for the best. I had to shrink this picture so much to make it unintelligible.
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>>33145917
>reading all this
Y-yeah, well Sometimes I change the battery in the remote control.
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>>33145993
Personally, Duracell is the obvious choice
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>>33146000
Trips confirms Duracell superiority.
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>>33146000
>rarity_wallowing.png
It was all a liii-iii-iiie! I don’t even have a battery pre-fer-reeeernnnnnce. I’m so pathetic!
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>>33145521
Hi jellybean! Congrats for joining for the first time! Don't worry about handmade stuff, heck, I had not been able to finish some other suggestions for the wishlist before edits of the google form were closes because I've been busy recently. All I could think of at the time was the 4de and the scarf. I'm content with that stuff, but if you could pull off some lewd, that'd be an awesome bonus too. my fav artist is shinodage btw. as for the treat, do you mean an edible thing? If so, why don't you give me a hint as to what it could be and I'll let you know if you have the go-ahead or not. No cum brownies tho pls. You got this, famalamadingdong.
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>>33146000
>Not Enercell
Oh wait, that would require Radio Shack to still exist...
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>>33146083
Why do you do this to me anon
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>>33145944
Hmm alrighty then. Well i already have other ideas for that. The shirt one kinda no need anymore :p sorry for the late reply.
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>>33146083
>>33146124
https://www.radioshack.com/apps/store-locator
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Congratulations Bluebird, I will be your assigned Santa this year! Along with Yuletide and Citrus Spritz as card recipients!

My primary gift idea for you Bluebird is a hand painted 3D printed miniature of Tempest Shadow doing something cute/Christmas related! I've managed to find a way to transfer SFM models to 3D printable STL files, and I'm hoping to use that to create your gift.

The only problem I'm running into is the fact that I can't seem to find anything to pose Tempest's mouth with. I can tell she has teeth and a tongue by looking at the vertices point cloud, but I have no skeletal settings to adjust her mouth with. Meaning she can't open her mouth and smile like I want her to.

If anybody's got any ideas as to how I could fix this in blender I'm all ears. I'm using this model (https://ponysfm.com/tempest-shadow) and decompiling it with Valve's crowbar tool along with a few blender plugins to read the filetypes.
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>tfw no one has called your name out yet
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>>33146178
>tfw no name
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I haven't received my package or cards yet, should I be worried?
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>>33146178
>tfw you still don't have an assignment
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Since we're all waiting around and there's wiring nerds talking in thread...

I got one of these last year and just pulled it out for festivities. But now the power supply won't turn on and I'm not sure what I need to get because it seems like the cord is soldered into place. Is it shot? Can I just buy a new base somewhere?

Pic is from VasgotecAcrylights on etsy, but I don't know if that's where my santa got it so... thoughts? I want to fix the gift my santa so thoughtfully gave me!
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>>33145917
Wait, you're using an ATTiny per pixel? Dude, no.

You can run ~100 WS2811-controlled LEDs from ONE ATTiny85 before you run out of SRAM using the NeoPixel or FastLED libraries. The update rate is 800KHz, so you can get 30FPS out of 1000LED strings before you need to start running strands in parallel.

Your LM317 lacks the power to run 40LEDs, let alone them and 40 ATTinys. It can supply ~1.5A, and 60mA per pixel of R+B+G full on gives you 2.4A. May I suggest a USB phone charger as your supply instead?

Go read this and learn something https://learn.adafruit.com/adafruit-neopixel-uberguide/
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>>33146128
It's not the saaaaame!
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>>33146128
>tfw all local Radio Shacks where I live were closed down due to bankruptcy
>tfw the last time I entered my local Radio Shack they were so desperate to sell their inventory that I managed to buy over $300 worth of rechargeable batteries for $30
They will be missed.
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That dozey dyke real is making us wait ‘till the 11th hour.
EST
[Spoiler]Luckily, she only has a 1/3 chance or great in pinning this mean comment to a name. [/Spoiler]
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>>33145917
>>33145807
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>>33146234
Based Good Burgerposter
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>>33146201
I mean, they make LED light bases for acrylic signs. That'd work.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DCN6B39 or similar

Or you can read the power supply to figure out what it outputs, and go poking around with a multimeter to make sure the LEDs in it aren't fried and fix the thing.
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>>33146201
Impossible to tell based on that. Could be a bad soldering that lost contact or something, could be a busted component, could be something else. Impossible to tell without at least looking at it.
Does the power supply have a sticker on it that says its output voltage? If it does, you may be able to replace it if you find one with the same voltage and same coupling.
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>>33146239
Home of the Based Good Burgerpost
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>>33146230
>its almost dawn of the -2nd day
I feel cold
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>>33146234
In English:

They make light-strips with individually settable LEDs. They need 3 wires: power, ground, data. You write an RGB color value to all of them and they stay that color. You can cut them to length, or wire your own strand or grid of them.

Arduino-anon there is trying to engineer his own solution using a cheap micro-controller for every single LED. This works less well than the existing LED strips that are available and is more expensive.
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>>33146072
>shinodage

Good taste
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>>33146273
Thanks my dude
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>>33146178
>>33146200
I know these feels.
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I forgot to mention my giftee.
Cheerwine, i'll deliver some poners, not to be afraid.
Also Picture Frame, Crisp Baguette, Nibbles, Caramel Swing and my giftee, question for all of (you). Do you like country-specific or WW2 souveniers?
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>>33143537
Whoops, I forgot to reply to you earlier. Thank you, I'd appreciate that. If you can't send lewd, sfw is okay too.

>>33145499
Don't you worry about the packaging. If you want, I can even individually gift wrap everything I'm sending you with non-MLP wrapping paper.
Noted. I'll try my best to surprise you.
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>>33146212
I told you, I'm optimizing for minimum wiring complexity. I am definitely not going to wire up a serial data line through each individual LED's data-in/data-out pins.

>Your LM317 lacks the power to run 40LEDs, let alone them and 40 ATTinys. It can supply ~1.5A, and 60mA per pixel of R+B+G full on gives you 2.4A.
Give me a break, I can at least do basic arithmetic
The R/G/B components of each LED are charlieplexed, only one can be on at a time. So there's 40 * 3 LEDs but only up to 40 can be on. 40 * 20mA = 0.8A, which is in fact less than 1.5A
An ATtiny4 at 1MHz draws <1mA when it's running, and <0.1mA when it's sleeping, which it will be most of the time. Max 0.04A even if they don't sleep at all.

And the point of all this is to be able to precisely position a bunch of LEDs, specific distances apart and at specific angles. I mean 30-40 LEDs inside a 4"-diameter circle, facing all kinds of random directions. Neopixel strips aren't gonna work for that. They take up too much space, and (just taking a guess here cause I don't own any) I suspect those flex PCBs don't appreciate being creased at sharp angles.
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>>33146353
ITT: Secret Santa and STEM
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>tfw you've traded cards with your Santee last year.

Shuffleshy prepare to get bombarded.
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YO HONEY DIPPER

Guess what, I'm your santa this year, bitch.
You said you don't want anything food related, are you sure? 'cause I fucking love making food, and I'm sending some with each of my cards as well.

SPEAKING OF CARDS:

Noontime Breeze, Traveler Tail, Slumberhooves, Vanilla Vale and Flickerheart the Dragon.
I AM SENDING YOU CARDS. They'll be ready for you shortly, but I just want to reassure you NONE OF YOU ARE BEING GRINCHED THIS YEAR.

Fuck yeah, feel the horsemas love y'all!
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Clear Blue Sky, got the assignment for you, so no need to worry!
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>tfw one of the first 25 or so to sign up
>still no santee
Oh god, this wait is killing me
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Fug, I hope I don't sound like an impatient fag or anything
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>>33146398
that is a cute pony you got in that image
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>>33146398
Same.

Santa pone did you return to the land of the living yetI don't want to crash out asleep before that glorious email comes in
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anyone else doing drawing practice to warm up for the cards so your anons waifu don't look too shitty
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>>33146447
kek, it's gonna come out shitty either way. But, I'll try my damnedest.
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Newfag to making cards. What are some good sites to make custom cards?
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>>33146335
Okie i'll see what i can do :3
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>>33146454
Seconding this
Also what if card will be on wood?
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>>33146485
I'm sure they wood enjoy it.
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>>33146487
>>33146487
CARLOS!!!
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>>33146490
Wow, what a coincidence, you wood not believe how many times people mistake me for somebody called Carlos!
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>>33145136
I'm from that wild bear-vodka-balalaika land.
Do you want me to include some country-specific stuff in your gift?
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>>33146497
ooh, I know, send him a Aвтoмáт Кaлáшникoвa.
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>>33146454
I did it myself last year, with whatever 2-side glossy paper I could find. The prints looked good but the paper was a bit thin.

This year I'm getting A7 cardstock samples from Red River Paper in an attempt to do it properly.
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>>33146447
>tfw I actually bought a feather quill because I want my cards to look kino this year. would a letter appearing to be written by your waifu seem too cheesy?
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>>33146520
Yes but that’s why I would love it
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>>33146497
Hello fellow slavnon, just get him чeбypeкoв. Пoчeмy oт чeбypeкoв тaкoй cвoeбpaзный пyк? Taкoй cлaдкoвaтый. И пpичём нeвaжнo, дoмaшниe этo чeбypeки, cдeлaнныe в кpyтoм pecтopaнe или кyплeнныe нa вoкзaлe - зaпaх вceгдa oдин и тoт жe
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>>33146520
dam anon you are next level that sounds super cute
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>>33146520
Sounds pretty cash
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>>33146520
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>>33146520
Bruh, I wish my handwriting wasn't absolute trash, that sounds bomb as fuck.
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>>33146353
That other anon is right. Your idea may be a cool hack but is retarded in practice.
You can cut ws2812b led strips down to single led pieces or buy them already soldered on tiny pcbs (with or without wires) or a million other variants on aliexpress.

Also stop using LM317, you're killing the planet.
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>>33146540
Just hope your santee's waifu is a mudpony whose mouthwriting would be absolute trash
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>>33146545
kek
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>>33146335
Anything inside the box is fine, the inside could literally by lined with horses for all I care, just outside the box
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>>33146545
Deer aNon,
ah waNted too be wrighting You a letter to eXpress mah love And and A̶d̶m̶e̶r̶ a̶d̶m̶a̶ admarition...
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>>33144443
Have a colored version.
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>>33146201
What part is broken exactly? I have one of those and i'm using a different power supply with it.
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>>33146569
Not Nervous Nelly, but I just wanted to say, I'm loving this OC. I see a little of my own constant, debilitating anxiety reflected in her quivering eyes, something I imagine a lot of you can relate to. She truly is /ourmare/.
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>>33146447
I was going to but then my anon turned out to be a barbiefag.
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>>33146520
make sure to practice cutting the tip hue americans correctly so you get a good size. it's kinda cringy but I'd still enjoy it
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>>33146573
this
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>>33146162
Worst case scenario you could try rigging it yourself. Does the SFM model really not have a poseable mouth though, or did the import fuck up?
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>>33146569
Aww anon that's fantastic! Great color choices, I'm so excited that you did this!
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>44443
Its so close it hurts.
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>>33146569
This looks fantastic. Thank you anon!
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>>33146520
I wish you send card to me and then we will became penpals with you pretending my waifu
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>>33146610
I'll give it a shot tomorrow. Hopefully Tempest's model isn't too unique from other pony rigs so I can just impose one onto her current model. Albeit I have no idea how to do that properly. Oh well, one more thing to fuck around with over the weekend.
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>Get notification on phone
>mybodyisprepared.png
>Some shitty unrelated mail
Disappointment
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Sleep tight and dream of finally getting Santa's email
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>>33146659
>keep getting emails about some guy in my university who died
>just want my dang horsemas email
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>>33146679
Yeah, fuck that dead dude. His grieving family and friends can literally get shit on. Don’t they even know it’s Horsemas?
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>>33146229
GOD i wish i knew this feel. My radioshack shut down with only like, 3 days of notice, and they didnt have any fucking electronics worth a damn, the batteries they had left when i showed up where all shady as fuck, and i didn't at the time, realize i would need to stockpile lithium poly, so i didnt bother buying any of the clearance phone batteries.
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>>33146683
Something like 14,000 people die every second. That's a figure from an old textbook from the early 2000s so it could well be nearly 20,000 by now. Of those, a large amount due from starvation, poor hydration, or painful deceases. Of those, you pretty much certainly know none of them.

One happened to die in that anon's university; clearly that anon didn't know him either, and didn't have anything to do with him. Why should he care any more than he cares about the 19,999 others who died on the same second as that guy, let alone everyone else who has died since?
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>>33146689
what if Santa Pone died
what if they just died halfway through assignments and half the anons never get anything
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Hi!
Blueberry Bounce don't worry, i am your secret santa and apparently you have been a good filly this year! So it may you gonna have a pretty good gift under the tree!
Crisp Baguette, Caramel Swing, Roasty Chesnut watch the mail box, i'll prepare a card for you!
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>>33146689
>Something like 14,000 people die every second. That's a figure from an old textbook from the early 2000s so it could well be nearly 20,000 by now.

You sure bout that?
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>>33146697
>tfw we will all die before horsemas
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>tfw still waiting on assignment
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>>33146689
2-3 people die every second. 14 000 might have been for an hour or so
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>tfw just got assignment
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my key is broken wht should i do? fuck the first letter of the lfbet key
help me mlp
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>>33146708
ask your santee for a new keyboard, maybe with pony keycaps
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>>33146709
to lte i ws only doing crds this yer plus i m shitposting from laptop
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Finally got my assignment! WOOOOO Thanks for all your hard work, Santapone

lmao Cuddlebug, how the fuck can you put "etc." at the end of your list of favorite ponies?

General Jolly, I literally live like two hours away from you.
If you were my gift assignment I'd say we should meet up irl but it'd probably be kinda silly to do so for just a card.

>Both assignments say to pony their packages up
Welp, guess I'm dropping these off in the middle of the night.
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>>33145522
yay

DIY is a go!
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>>33146718
There's a lot of Floridafags popping up this year. We should all go to Disney Springs.
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>>33146718
Oh also, General Jolly... did you seriously put your trip in place of your real name?
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>wake up spontaneously
>decide to check email
>santapone sent mail mere minutes before
bless u queenie meanie

Royal Oak, you faggot, do you prefer something practical, or something pretty to stare at? If you don't speak up in a day or two, I'll just assume either.

Sandy Rose, Train Tracks, and Waggles the BIG BOSS, prepare for diabetus.
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>>33146718
>list of favorite ponies
Disgusting, how common is this exactly?
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>>33146728
...I mean, it's literally one of the fields to fill out when you sign up.
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>>33146696
>>33146321
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>>33146731
You can just write one.
Glad i didn't get matched with a normalfag.
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>list of ponies
Wait i should send a pony?
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Seriously though, how the fuck am I supposed to mail something when they used their trip instead of their real name?
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>>33146743
His P.O. box is registered with that name. It will reach him.
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>>33146746
hhhhnnng your ALIVE NICE
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>>33146746
That's... hilarious and great and autistic as fuck. I love it.
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>>33144443
>>33146569
Nervous Nelly a qt
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>>33146762
Nervous Nelly for next thread OP
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tfw no one has shouted out that they will be sending you a gift yet.
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>>33146696
Omg just as I was about to whine that my Santa hasn't posted yet.

You have no idea how much I am looking forward to it.
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>>33146762
I want this pony to receive calming cuddles.
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>>33146768
Sorry pal, guess there was an odd number of people signed up
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>>33146371

>Butter Buns

What a coincidence cause I've regretted that and was considering to say foods are a-okay.
So yes, I'll gratefully put your stuffs in my mouth.
Just make sure they don't go bad during delivery since it can take several weeks depending on where you live and how you send it.
Shipping to my country may cost you a bit too. I apologize it.

It's not gonna be all foodstuffs, is it? Just worried, cause I want something remaining..
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Ah to see that you finally got your assignment while reading Tails gets trolled, pic very much related.
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Hell yea, assignment get! Get hype Skipping Beat, I got some gift ideas lined up already. Excited to have an excuse to bake some stuff now too ^:)
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>>33146704
>>33146697
Fuck, must have been per day. I did read that textbook like a decade ago or something so
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>>33146693
That's why I was talking about lowering the /mlp/ SS bus factor. Santa Pone claimed Card Slit should be able to take over and Kiwifag would be able to help as well.
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>>33146799
>card slit
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Does real name actually matter? At my house we get mail addressed to previous owners, random people, or "the occupant" (i.e. ads that go to the length of printing out customised addresses). My post office wouldn't even blink at delivering to a pony. Is it really a thing where your mail gets withheld if it's not named correctly?
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>>33146801
It's happened to me before where they sent something back because my last name was spelled wrong, or they kept returning a letter I was trying to send to a friend because the postal carrier was an idiot who thought there was a change of address for that name. It really depends on how annoying your postal carriers are.
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>>33146801
AFAIK it matters for customs (so they can track items value for one person if there are several packages) and for some types of mail (i.e. registered mail that needed for tracking number)
If you send inside country it probably doesn't matter but I can't be sure
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Waterworks, don't you worry, you are not being grinched. Prepare for some purple smart stuff.
Also, are you sure you don't want any food?
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>you will never open a present and find your waifu inside
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If youre out there jellybeans i got you covered :)
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>>33146829
Also I have no clue who got me, but I am also a glimmer nigger if that helps with your shopping/hand making that way you have more than one option
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So, um, Loving Light, repeat:

What Bookhorse figurines/pins exactly you meant? Would like to avoid potential duplication if at all possible, is all.
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>>33144883
Scruff, from where this coin talk came from? I see nothing like that in your card notes...?
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Twifags alot
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>>33146765
>>33146762
Guys no this is moving too fast
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>>33146856
I omit wishlists from card assignments since they're only relevant to gifts. He probably included that in his wishlist.
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Go to sleep only to find that Santa Pone has visited with my assignment.

Sleepywinks : I got you, so you better be ready to get an amazing assortment! This your last chance to post about specific stuff that you may want/not want.

Be ready to get a magical holiday package!
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>>33146860
Sorry, it's hard to stop drawing cute mares.
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>>33146721
I'm stoked!
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>nocreature mentioned name
When should i start panic?
Or i should shut concentrate on my giftee?
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One of you fuckers are gonna be very happy.
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AAAAAAAA

Oh gosh. I guess my assignment is Ring-a-ding? What kind of name is that? But whatever. I'll try my best not to completely disappoint you.

You will be receiving brownies. I make the best fucking brownies. Is there anything you're allergic to? I don't cook using peanut oil, and I don't like adding nuts to brownies unless it's on request.
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>>33146875
>mfw
I am really, really happy with getting all these drawings and it's already made signing up more than worth it but this is also kinda accurate
I'm the only one getting drawn and it feels like there's some kind of special expectation of me now
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>>33146896
>I'm the only one getting drawn and it feels like there's some kind of special expectation of me now
No one expects anything. We all memed pretty hard at Soul anus the changeling too he just didn't get any art yet .
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>>33146895
What the fuck kind of name is Spotlight?
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So my secret santa is Raspberry Jazz. Dreaming big with your wish-list, aren't you?

Don't worry, you'll get something good.
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>>33146890
A cute angel
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>>33143788
Yay!

>>33146866
>checked
I must say, you do have a back for giving the names.
I just might have to make my own oc now. since I'm already diving into plushcraft for my Santee
Also, >>33146724 when I return from study abroad next year, I'll be back in Florida! Would love to chill with you guys

>>33146875
>>33146762
>>33146569
>>33144424
>tfw someone already got one made for them
Also, cute.
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>>33146906
If you have his wishlist then he's not your secret santa
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>>33146896
I'll be drawing my card assignments and more random >CREATURES soon enough I promise. Sorry for making you anxious but it's so easy to so can you really blame me?.

>>33146906
>>33146910
Secret Santee?
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Mint Condition and Fumble Buns, I gotchu.
Also all these names are super cute. I love mine.
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Yo Butterbuns, would you be ok with receiving a used horse vagina? Normally i'd be fine with springing gross shit on you but i don't really want to throw this thing away for nothing.
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>>33146921
T-that's hot.
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>>33146924
I'd butter his buns if you know what i'm sayin.
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i am sure this has been asked before but im a dingus so i need to ask. say i purchase my santee a gift they wanted online and use their ship address thats given as the shipping address for the purchase. would that be ok? or should i send a card for good measure saying "hope you liked it :)" that way they know?
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>>33146929
ask the seller to include a note
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>>33146914
>Sorry for making you anxious
Don't, I really appreciate it. I'm not the kind of guy to go badgering drawfags or buying commissions, and in fact like I said I never even made an OC - so in all these years I've been on the ride I've actually never gotten any art, until now.

>>33146917
>I love mine.
Well, let us enjoy it with you, then! Out with it, anon
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>>33146914
>Secret Santee?
But the santee isn't very secret, is he?
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>>33146944
Hazard Light. In my mind he's a qt stallion who waves a warning light (those tiny lightsabers) around construction sites to keep ponies safe.
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My assigned name is comf as hell c:
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>>33146990
My assigned hasn't showed up :c
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Hey, Amaretto. I know you said no decorations on the box, but what about the boxes of the presents themselves inside of the box I use to ship these presents to you? You mind if I use pony wrapping paper for that?
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All callsigns under Nutmeg, I’ve got your call.
And, uh — I can’t exactly cook with experience, but I know a way to get around that. (Chocolate based ok?)
As for “I don’t want art, but love handmade items,” I don’t know where to go with that since that’s kinda my forte. (Fuckin’ ace work Santa, totally worth the wait.)
Looking at for a “Sugarstar” brought up a damn sex toy, and that’s a dark sin under my own ‘mental religion.’
Also, are Nintendo 3ds’ ok, or would a GameCube disk or two work better?
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Heads up, kids. I someone else will be running the Latecomer's Santa this year. And signups for it start sooner than initially planned, so be ready.
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>>33146890
Whoever gets the Lyra should guard it jealously.
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ASSIGNMENT IS HE-

>Santee is another Anonfilly friend fag
What the fuck, Santa, are you intentionally trying to make my life difficult or something? Two years in a row.

Come the fuck on, Goodie Bag, there isn't a single other (canon) pony that you like?
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>>33144411
The IDW comic artist.
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>>33147014
my santee is as well but i was given more than one option. Bless their heart
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Santa Pone, is it against the rules to send a card (with permission of course from them) to our past assignments?
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>>33147025
Yes, you will be banned if you try to spread unauthorised merriment.
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>>33146353
I can think of nothing more comforting than receiving a mysterious package from an Internet person full of wires in electronics.
Bomb squad come help me!
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>>33147002
>Fuckin’ ace work Santa, totally worth the wait
Yeah that's my bad because you totally wrote on your form that you're an artist and wanted someone who would like art so I intentionally paired you with someone who DIDN'T want it. Go choke on a candy cane.
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>>33147014
Just in case you've missed it >>33141465
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>>33147025
If they're fine with it then you do you.
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Meadow Burst I gotchu fampai. How do you feel about silicon sculptures if you know what I mean?
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>>33147043
Okay! Thanks Santa Pone!
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>>33147042
I already have an idea, but I need a list of good commissioning artists first.
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>>33146990
She sounds like a social worker who's special talent is knowing down to the milisecond when someone needs a hug.
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>>33146779
Not all food, I've got some other stuff ready for you, so no worries there!
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>>33147002
>I don’t want art, but love handmade items
Pretty sure that just means they don't want drawings or posters. You can still make sculpture, plush, buttons, clothing, accessories, keychains, pillows, blankets, mugs....
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>get email
>just paypal advertising something dumb
Paypal I will come to you HQ and beat you all with sticks stop doing this to me
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Fruitcake, Mintchip Might, Applejuice, and Toffee Fudge, would you guys want me to send you each a card your way this year? I just wanted to spread some extra holiday cheer. Totally understand if it's a no.
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>>33147056
But all of that IS art. That’s like saying they want something comprehendable, yet want it in a dead language.
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For all the people who missed the secret Santa sign-up, latecomers is now accepting entrants.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScvQFEMdjDloS8zWhmFO-34TD4K9z5TJzptVF2C0b5jCTLAVQ/viewform?usp=sf_link


Latecomers will be open until the 30th November 11:59PM, so if you miss this one as well it’s your own dang fault.

Any emails, please direct them to latercomerSantaHorse at gmail and NOT mlpsantapone at gmail
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>>33147074
No you mongoloid they just don't want printed art like posters and drawings. I'm speaking from my own preferences here but if I said I liked handmade items but didn't want art I mean "I don't want a lameass poster that I have no wall space for but if you drew my waifu and put that image on a mug we good".
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>>33147074
Everything is art so clearly they just want an empty box. Oh wait, that could be considered art too. Better just grinch them.
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Lila Star. What do you buy the man who has everything, merchwise? Guess we'll find out, you're getting a nice helping of loot from very far away indeed.
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>It's literally snowing outside and I still don't have an assignment

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>33147085
>>33147087
I’m sending him/her a 10yo meme on a homemade plate now if that satisfies y’all. It’s dishwasher safe too.
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>>33147087
Nothing mass produced can be considered art unless you are a filthy post-modernist. Even Dadaism still agreed that you needed to offer some type of transformative work or interpretation to a mass produced good for it to be considered art.
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>>33146230
but what's her change of beating Scott Steiner at Sacrifice? Especially since Kurt Angle is in the mix.
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Friendly Face, prepare for the gifting of a lifetime Do you like made in abyss?
>>33146895
No allergies. Go fucking wild, anon. I can't wait to see how they turn out
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>>33147105
My chances of winning drastic go down.
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Is it acceptable to cry into our cards? Both the ones we send a receive?
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>>33147121
Of course anon, I do that every year.
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>>33147092
I think you just need to let it snow, Anon
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>>33147121
Yes but they are only allowed to smudge mildly unless you're going through a life changing event, such as realizing that Santapone won't live forever and there's no guarantee someshark else will take it up if she leaves us.
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>>33146773
Hi! Don't panic, i'll take care of you, darling!
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Hang on for a second. A person who runs this whole thing is a w*m*n?
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>>33147136
>woman
>implying
No you dipshit. A she-shark. Totally fine.
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>>33146801
I heard in Germany if you misspell literally one letter card goes straight to trash. I did wrote someone's name a bit wrong once and they never got my letter :(
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>>33147136
No, santapone is a shark
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>>33147120
Can you give us an approximation on how many assignments are left to send out?
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>>33147136
In her defense she does seem to be matching things by heart instead of on an excel sheet like I would. Granted it takes more time, but allows for more interesting mixes, which is good.
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>>33147136
We are all women, silly. There are no men on the internet.
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>>33147159
But I'm a mare, not a woman!
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>>33147136
The proper term, anon, is Shark.
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>>33147144
About 30-40

Even though I have CardSlut helping me, I have to teach him how from across the country, and check to make sure things don't get mixed up.
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>>33147092
it has been snowing here since like the start of October
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>>33147179
Do you think they'll be out today? I'm just getting a bit anxious with everyone calling out names and saying they're buying shit in 2 days if they don't hear a response
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>>33147185
It hasn't snowed here since December 9th last year and that was the only day.
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when you get your assignment
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>>33147187
Yes, I fully intend to have them finished today. I'm not scheduled to work today.
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Quick Print, it's your lucky day. Your Santa is here to spread holiday cheer, prepare to be spoiled rotten faggot
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>>33147194
Oh thank Celestia.
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>>33143734
If I can dick it, I can dig it. I already have a horse dildo so I'm good in that department
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>>33147092
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>33147194
Oh, whew. Thanks for all your work on this, Santa Pone!
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>>33147171
Fair enough.
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>>33146895
You should empty all of your nuts into his brownies
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>>33147019
>vore
Ew gay
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>>33147262
She's teaching the tiger how to roar???
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>>33146819
Awesome! And I gave the food stuff a second thought.. and I say go for it!

Also, Vanilla Vale, I'll be your Secret Santa this year. And I'm already working on the contents of your present. Prepare for a big box of... surprise. :)
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ayo Minty Munch, I ain't really a craft guy but I'll try to give you a good horsemas
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>>33147236
Spotlight could poison them and I'd still be ecstatic to get high off this palpable horsemas cheer. Let's gogogo I'm hyped beyond wordsaaAAAAAA
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>>33147208
Hey, Mop Bucket, sorry to bother you, but did you get my reply from the last thread?
>>33143092
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Got my assignments! Will call out my bois in the next thread!
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>>33147332
that feel when still waiting on my boi to call me out so i can tell them what i forgot to put in the wishlist to make their life easier ;(
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>>33147332
Hey there friendo, nice to see you participating this year again!
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>>33146500
Sadly, it's the first thing forbidden to send in mail regulations.

>>33146523
Чeбypeкs are cool but I don't think they are qualified as festive meal. What I'll send for sure is some chocolate of local brands.
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>>33147335
Have you considered adding a K in your name?
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>>33147336
Gingersnap henlo I hope you've had a good year
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>>33147372
;( i there isnt one sadly
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>>33147002
>>33147002
Heya, chocolate based would be perfectly fine. I'm a fatty with no allergies, so I'll eat about anything you throw at me. As for the art, I was mostly referring to posters, scrolls, pinups etc. I just have so many as is I cant display what is there. Basically what this guy said. >>33147056
As for games, I dont have a 3ds atm, but would love GC. Any Nintendo game would work, really.

Im not too picky and will love literally anything you get for me, so try not to hurt yourself over it, bro!
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>>33147355
Homemade jam or just any kind of pickle wouldn't be a bad idea. It's around that time of year, for chocolate Бaбaeвcкaя бeлoчкa лyчшe вceх
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>tfw you are a goddamn Diamond Dog and don't get the celebrate Hearths Warming with the ponies

I want to be where the ponies are
I want to see
want to see 'em trotting
Walkin' around on those
(Whad'ya call 'em?) oh - hooves
Diggin' for gems you don't get too far
Ponies are better at jumping, dancing,
Strollin' along down a
(What's that word again?) street..

Up where they trot, up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Galloping' free - wish I could be
Part of that world

What would I give if I could live out of these tunnels...
What would I pay to spend a day in the sun's glare...
Betcha up there they wouldn't stare.
That they share all of their presents .
Decorations. Celebrations.
Ready to shine!

Ready to know what the ponies know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
Like what is a yule log and why does it, what's the word? Burn?
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>>33147440
You know what you need to do for horsemas now.
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>>33146762
>that chest floof
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD ANON
BLUE BOARD
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Hot shit. Time to start the gifting

Bonanza, get ready. It's coming
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>>33147448
N-no u...
>Tfw I just now noticed that the chest floof is all weird looking from being scaled up
Guess I'll fix that tonight
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OH BOY ASSIGNMENTS ARE HERE

Sergeant Smash I'm glad you said go bonkers because I already had some stuff in mind. I'll try to include your favorite pones as best I can. also for the box would you want me to put it in another box so the spaghetti can't be visible?

Oh and Rustic Treasures, expect a neat card from yours truly!
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>>33147453
Chest goatee
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Hello Ribbon Runner, I am your Secret Santa this year! Looking forward to sending you your gift, I hope you like it!
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>tfw one of the first 25 to sign up, one of the last 25 or so to get assignments
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>>33147447
Is it Holiday Suicide? It's Hearts Warming suicide, isn't it?
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Wow! If you get hepatitis you can blame Glimmer, it’s been a while since this last touched blood...
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>>33147477
wow
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>>33147483
Glimmer.
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>>33147474
At least sing the song and give it to your santee before you commit sudoku, you little bitch.
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>>33146321
Hi mate, i have just seen your post! I'me glad you carry on my gift! Also we got same santee for cards, this is a so tiny world!
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>>33147477
WTC Wow! Gift wrap
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>Individuals killing themselves before season 9
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>>33147462
Hey Dreamer Do, looks like I'm your secret Santa for this year! Prepare your body for an amazing gift!
I am so excited, this is my first ever secret Santa
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>still no email

I'm not gonna be able to focus at work at all today
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>>33147462

My sibling
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>>33147487
gleam
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>>33146572
>tfw fell asleep and the thread BLEW UP
To be fair I'm not sure, but I think it's the power supply. There's a light on the brick that used to turn on, but now it doesn't. Tried different outlets to no avail.
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CARD SLUT YOU WHORE
It's your oklahomie that totally forgot about the get together you invited me to! I want to send you some candy!
Should I use the return address from the mail last year, or something else?
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>>33147539
Helloooooo! If you would like to send something, my address is still the same as last year. I’d love to send you something back!
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>>33146888
I've been doing this three years and never been grinched. Start worrying at the end of December.
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>>33147522
Me neither mate
I'm practically vibrating over here
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>>33147579
If you're worried about vibrating, you should probably turn your vibrator off
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>>33147557
Will do, buddy.
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>>33147579
Tell me about it bro ;_;
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>>33147094
>HI ANON, WHY IS THERE FOOD GRISBJAKSBJKSD
Fully approved, anon!
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Comet Trail, by G1 Luna you meant her early appearance like pic related right?
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>>33147583
But then how will I occupy myself at work?
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>>33147313
>even lewd
You're gonna have a great Horsemas.
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>>33147179
>how many assignments are left?
>about 30-40
>posted three hours ago
A-am I the last one on the list? Or did Santa Pone finish already but we had an odd number this year so she's writing an "I'm sorry, horsemas is canceled this year but only for you" letter?
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Time for cocoa and comf
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>>33147634
Santa's still working on it, believe in the HORSEMAS MAGIC!
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>>33147634
Don't worry, I haven't gotten mine either. Just breathe, it's coming soon.
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Caroling Care! I'll be your Santa this year, and I aim not to disappoint!

Also freakin Sante Pone giving me such a silly long name.
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>>33147611
He probably did mean S1, but you should find out if anyone in G1 was named Luna and if so send them merch of her to teach him a spelling lesson
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>>33147650
>he thinks his name is long
um try again sweaty :)
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>>33147653
http://mylittlewiki.org/wiki/G1_ponies_A-Z
Unfortunately, no G1 Luna to use as a lesson.
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>>33147661
Yeah but yours is easy to spell.

Also mfw I'm paranoid Santa Pone is watching me, because I was eating banana flavored candy as soon as my email got in.
Last year's name was also uncanny because it was similar to my boss' name.
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>>33147650
at least trump wont look into your name like me :(
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>>33147668
It’s a well established fact that Santa Pone uses your details to dox you and choose an appropriate name
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>>33147140
It's like the Nazis never left
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Hey Silken Smile, wherever you are, you've got this big dumb fucking hippogriff as your santa. I'm gonna try something handmade, so I hope you like it (and I hope I don't fuck up).
Choice pick in ponies, by the way.
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>>33147653
>>33147667
Wait, nevermind I'm retarded. This is a G1 Luna. An Italy-only promotional figurine with a very small distribution.
it's probably cheaper to buy his Santee a car.
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Many wow, such glimmer!
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>>33147689
I'm so tired I fucked up a spoiler. End me.
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>>33147698
[Spoiler]No[/spoiler]
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>>33147698
Highlight the sentence and CTRL S
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>>33147698
Highlight text, ctrl+s next time.
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>>33147694
>be glimmerfag
>see this
god i hope my santa does this.
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>>33147698
You know you can just highlight and then press 'ctrl + s' right? That adds the spoiler tags automatically
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>>33147701
Oh my God, I must be a newfag, I never knew you could do that. Thanks anon.
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>>33147701
>>33147702
>>33147707
But there is no ctrl button...
>t. phoneposter
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>>33147698
We thank you for your work. It is almost complete, Santa Shark.
make us whole...
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>>33147714
Get Clover
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>>33147694
wow cool!
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>>33147714
Yes there is, use hacker's keyboard
Or more seriously get Dashchan from github
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>>33147714
What this Anon said. Use clover, faggot
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>>33147675
Nothing related to my interests or or whatever.

>tfw opted for a new ID this year because I didn't like my ID last year
>tfw don't like my ID again this year
Harumph.
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>>33147694
¡MOM
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>>33147731
Silly poner, we all know you love cranberries secretly. Don't even deny it.
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>>33147739
I don't, I hate them. Too tart.
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>>33147743
That's why you want to bomb them all and destroy every cranberry bog in equestria. Duh. Santa Pone knows.
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>>33147743
Then clearly your Santa needs to send a huge box of cranberries so you can discover their deliciousness. I assume they wouldn't go bad during transit.
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>>33147747
Now you're reaching bb
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>>33147735
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>>33147717
>no glimmer drink

how could you
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>>33147749
If they start to ferment in the box it could be a cranberry bomb.
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>>33147750
You doing want that reach around, then?
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>>33147760
Fuck phoneposting, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>33147743
It could also be an allusion to cranberry sauce, a traditional staple at Thanksgiving in 'MURICA.

You could be a thanksgiving pone!
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New bread when?
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>>33147770
I don't even like Thanksgiving either!
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>>33147778
Maybe a very sour berry is perfectly fitting, then...
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>>33147754
Because Glimmer herself is intoxicating!
And by that i mean you're out of your mind if you enjoy her
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>>33147783
why you gotta be like that though
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>>33147778
Could be worse, you could be known as the bane of those suffering from IC/BPS (Interstitial cystitis/bladder pain syndrome).
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>>33147796
Bane?
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>>33147517
Hey Chipperwing, mine as well. Hope your Santa sends you an amazing gift too and can't wait to see yours

>>33147523
The Clan of Do will have much mirth this season
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>>33147804
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>>33147804
Like, the true enemy of. The "Bane of my existence" is something that causes undue stress and agony to me.
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>>33147804
Aye
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>>33147829
Bring'em on board. I'll call it in.
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>>33147781
Fucking kek you're right, it does fit him
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Calling Sparkeling Spree, I'm your santee! Dont worry, you wont be grinched. But I need to know... how do you feel about:
Almonds
Chocolate

And what would you rather have:
Raspberry, tutti fruitti, mango-lime or appul.

And what do you feel about art? I gotchu with the lewd fampai


Pumpernickle and Roasty Chesnut prepare your mailboxes!
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>>33147840
Do feel like it's now obligatory for Cranberry Bomb to send some sour cranberry candy along to his Santee.
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>>33147844
Or receive it.
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>>33147835
The gift assignments I just filed with the North Pole list me, my Card Slut, Kiwifag here, but only one of you. First one to respond to my confirmation gets to stay in secret santa.
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>>33147851
Fake and gay
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>>33147851
HE DIDN'T RESPOND SO GOOD. WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
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>>33147857
Pick me, pick me daddy
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>>33147857
Lotta loyalty for a hired glimmerfag!
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>>33147863
>Nervous Nelly and Cranberry Bomb's offspring
We're already shipping OC's. I don't know why I expected anything different from /mlp/!

Do more.
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We’re still working hard on all these assignments! Stay tuned!
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>>33147871
>it's the Canterlot FruitCon
>Nelly walks nervously through the crowd, glancing from side to side
>whyohwhydidiagreetothis
>she has a friend who sells gooseberries, who asked her to come help out
>now she's having second thoughts
>suddenly, a pony starts shouting and it makes her jump
>everything makes her jump
>"GET YOUR DISGUSTING CRANBERRIES AWAY FROM ME! I HATE CRANBERRIES!"
"oh wow, that pony sounds really mad" she thinks
>he turns around and stomps through the crowd, pushing ponies out of the way
>Nervous Nelly is so nervous she's frozen in place
>they collide
>"CAN'T YOU LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING?! Sheesh, you're worse than the cranberries."
"S-sorry..."
>he's so strong, and so... angry
>it's actually kind of hot
>"Well... no harm done, eh?" he says, his tone softening as he locks eyes with Nelly. "Sorry. Now about I, ah, buy you lunch... to make up for it?"
"I... I think I'd like that."
>he smiles. "I'm Cranberry Bomb."
"I'm Nervous..."
>"Yes, I can see that."
"No... that's my name. Nervous Nelly."
>"Well, Nervous. Shall we...?"
>she blushes, and starts walking alongside him
>"Just make sure you don't order any cranberries," he says.
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>>33147896
>>she has a friend who sells gooseberries, who asked her to come help out
I bet it was that ho Fruitcake
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>>33147896
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>>33147903
Fruitcake is a gooseberry salesmare who draws in her spare time. The lore is growing!
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>>33147869
>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would insult his favorite pony, before throwing him out of a plane!
I've got you and your pony, Battle Hardy! Get ready for it. Your top present could be the first one I've ever bought, lol
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>>33147851
Do I have to respond to this message guis?
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>>33147896
>>33147903
>>33147910
>mfw this was my name last year and I drew myself a badge for cons months and months ago
>mfw I made her cutie mark and hair ornament redcurrants which are a type of gooseberry
How in the FUCK
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>Still patiently awaiting to receive my assignments

Santa you’re such a tease
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>>33147925
Divine inspiration
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>>33147925
Magic of the holiday season is my guess.
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>>33147925
>Nelly introduces her new stallionfriend to her pal Fruitcake
>he mistakes her cutie mark for cranberries and is immediately disgusted by her causing her to take offense
>she tells him they're gooseberries but he doesn't care and continues to fight her on it because of his explosive temper
>she thinks he's not good enough for Nervous
>they butt heads all the time as Nelly nervously watches her friend and her lover fighting
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>>33147945
This is EXACTLY how I'd imagine them to behave! I love it!
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Hey Fairflight!
It’s your Santa here mobileposting during lunch our of sheer frantic excitement. I’m gonna make you some motherbucking poners and poner related paraphernalia like it was my livelihood again! Prepare your body for high impact festivities! Happy Horsemastide!

although I’m going to have to find someone else for whom to lathe/carve a walnut horsecock apparently
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Puddle Jump.
You are my victim.
I have my work station ready for some real shit.
Like, bootleg Silverslinger shit.
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>>33147958
>lathe/carve a walnut horsecock

Enjoy your splinters Fairflight
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>>33147961
>Not enjoying your splinters.
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When you feel like migrating.

>>33147977
>>33147977
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>>33147109
My body is ready, ring-a-ding do it to me.
heard of it and seems pretty cool never watched or read it, may have found something to do this weekend

Also Moonstone, I AM HERE!
I have some ideas for physical things to give you but you can probably count on some sort of writing and maybe pixel art because that's a hobby I've been picking up recently (but also don't expect it to be good) so if you have anything you would like to see from either of those let me know.
Also
>Sunbro
>Moon name
I have seen the face of God and it was keking
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>>33147961
Man, you have any idea how smooth you can make polished wood? I still have a pine dildo that I lathed in 2012, fampai. Not horsecock shaped though.

And to be very clear, Fairflight isn’t getting one. I read you girl, don’t even trip.
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>>33147986
I'm not Fairflight, was saying if Fair was getting one to enjoy the splinters.
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>>33147440
>>33147447
>>33147474
>>33147489

Presenting the ballad of Chompy the Diamond Dog who spends every Hearth's Warming alone underground:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0rHylX4jt7X
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>>33147389
Yeah, that “easy going” thing ain’t flying with me Space-muffin.
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>>33148037
Well done, Chompy, well done.
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>2 hours into my shift at work
>still no email
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>>33147871
>>33147896
>>33147945
I dislike this ship
I wouldn't ship a timid qt like Nervous Nelly with some grumpy grouch like Cranberry Bomb
no offense, Cranberry Bomb
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>>33146900
I'd like to see lewds of Solanales getting dicked in the ass desu
preferably with the balls touching to be extra sure it's gay
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this thread is gay
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>>33148089
As are you, faggot
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>>33148078
Shhhhh, just let it happen.
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Alright, assignment get!

Bottled Up, get ready for some holiday cheer! I promise I'll try my best! also, what's your shirt size?

Cuppa Joe, and Ribbon Runner, get ready for some funky cards!
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>>33148108
No.
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>>33146072
Hey Gleaming Bell! sorry for being busy with coursework and lectures earlier
Yes I do mean an edible thing and no you don't need to worry about cum brownies. It's something sweet similar to s'mores with marshmallow in the middle.
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>Get card design finished and ordered
>Realise I did nothing for the inside of the card
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>>33148089
Because I’m in it.
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>>33147022
Hey Spic & Span!
I've changed my mind a bit on the box decorations, you can go nuts if you want. I also forgot to mention I already own a small cheap Fluttershy plush. I am indeed a massive Anonfillyfag, but I also included my favorite canon character to give more options than one, particularly an easier one to shop for y-y'know, in case my santa can't get me anything custom or something, so they don't have to worry as much about getting me something I'd like (it's probably pretty obvious why that pony is Fluttershy)
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Mud Puddle, you're not gonna get grinched, and your taste in pones is boring
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>>33148219
I got you as for as anon filly goes the one issue is i have no clue how to sew BUT i cant just pay somebody to make one for you then send it to you. the biggest issue on that is they take 4-6 weeks apparently to even make it so it would show up late by a few days your choice if you want that or fluttershy cause theyre the only anonfilly source im aware of
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>>33148246
That's alright, I don't mind. I'd definitely prefer Anonfilly despite any and all setbacks in the process of getting the gift. I did say I'm a massive Anonfillyfag after all.
You also might want to let me know whether you plan on getting me one of those Anonfilly pillows that were posted about last thread, unless you want to keep things a surprise of course. I wonder if they'll still be available after the Secret Santa is over...
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>>33148284
;) just know there will be love.
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>>33148304
I can't wait to see the box of horsemas cheer you give me whenever it arrives.
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>>33147278
Just kidding you anon, pencils is alright
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>>33147851
It is fine, Cardslut can take my spot. I will just jump on a plane for a few hours to see your redneck brother at the South Pole to plan something.
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>>33146497
>Russian Anon got my adress
Time To Panic

I am pretty curious for traditional food. I guess vodka won't pass the customs. Sovietic hat anonfilly is cute as fuck ! Love this hat tho.
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YEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAA!!!1!1! My assignment as the Santa of pumpkin puddin has arrived! I've got your wishlist covered, pal! However, since when were there clop magazines? If you could point me in the direction of those, I can follow through on that for you and perhaps for me as well :^)[spoiler/] and if I send you any food things, I'll run them by you first. I'll be around for when you respond.

>>33148137
No worries, dab on that coursework with plenty of studying. You've got the greenlight on the treat. Also, one more thing. There was one pony I forgot to add to the favorite ponies list, you might know of her, its cherry blossom the ghost mare that we first saw on Halloween night and had her own thread for a while. If you are familiar with her and are able to make or create stuff featuring her or other fav ponies, that'd be awesome!
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>>33144424
>>33146569
>>33146762
>>33146875
Nervous Nelly is such a QT
>>33146875
I actually d'aww-ed out loud when I first saw this pic earlier today
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>742 posts
>page 10
New thread fucking when
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>>33149195
We've had it for a while, check the front page
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>>33149195
Nigger, did you even see the post here >>33147981?
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Alright cold snap, i hope you like Luna as much as you say you do. Cause as a fellow lover of the night, I'm gonna make this Christmas one you'll never forget.
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So is Santa Pone still our loveable shark? Or has someone new taken over? I've missed most of the threads cause works shit this year
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>>33149365
Santa Pone is the same salacious selachian as ever, don't worry.
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>>33149376
Get shit on by Mud Puddle, anon. It's merciful.
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>>33149397
Lewd.





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