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What is your car's name?
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Not a retarded Japanese Female name that's for sure.
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>>17051791
no senpai you call your ride ni-isan
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>>17051809
But it's a Toy-o-ta!
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>>17051746
The Fart Palace. It smells like DANK farts and stale McDonald's
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"my car"
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"The Jaser"
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My girlfriend started calling it "Car-chan" and it kinda stuck.
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>>17051746
the red comet
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"Johnson"
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>>17051746
"Impounded"

On another note can I get $500
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>>17051746

flippyfloppy
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>>17051746

"gyall"

>1990 DX camry
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>>17051746
Shitbox
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>>17051746
Jenna
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Red 1994 Integra
>The Red Rocket
South Park joke definitely implied
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>>17051746

2005 mazda rx8

>naming your car
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1998 Lightning Yellow R34 Skyline

>Galko

>>>>>>>>AUTISM
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>>17052515
I-is it three times faster when you drive it?
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Aegis
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ZXena
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>>17051746
Audrey
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Balalaika
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Death Trap. That was my old Audi 80 at least
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>>17051746
GF-BNR34 Skyline GT-R
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CUMEATER 3000
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>>17053353
I have no idea what you're talking about sir, but let me tell you how amazing this Char fellow was
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Mutt
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das boot
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Calais
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>>17051746
Lola, because she's a transvestite.
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>>17054185
>GM fangirls projecting
Nothing to see here folks
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>>17054186
>expecting every post to be a troll
This board truly is gone to shit. Isn't that horse beat to death already?
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>>17054204
>p-please stop
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the green menace

because I drive like a maniac and shouldn't have a license
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>>17052902
Eyy04 rx8 here.
People call it the illuminati because rotary.
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>>17051746
2004 Ford Ranger FX4 Level 2.
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regret.
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The car or the brown car
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"The Scraper" because the splash guard scrapes the ground every time you take a quick turn
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The divine dicking palace
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The "Where are you, you piece of shit!? Why did i had to park next to another Prius in LA!"
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Shrek, it's green.
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>>17053507
Not your name faggot
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> Wendy
Green 94 Ford Taurus wagon
>Margaret
Red and White 91 Ford F150 Lariat
>Collette
Black 2000 Mitsubishi Eclipse GT
>Cassandra
Red 2015 Mitsubishi Mirage

I'm autistic and name EVERYTHING
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>>17051746
The Truck
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>black car
>silver car
>white car
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Dingo
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>>17054822
WAS HIS NAME-O
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Lola. 1997 F-150
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ernie
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The Geneva Accord
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Wangan Buru Sutoriku
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Our relationship requires no names, no words, no cops, it is beyond these things.
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>>17051746
>2012 Chevrolet Cruze
Named WeiƟ
>2014 Harley Davidson Iron 883
Named Illana.
>2000 Subaru Legacy GT Wagon
Named Janice

I'm weird, I know.
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>>17051746
Blue Bomber, or alternatively, Nine Lives
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LANAAAAAA!
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>>17052902
Former metallic gray 05 RX8 owner here. It never had a name. The 98 T5 S70 i had before was the red rocket though. My current 4runner is the brick.
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"Shitbox"
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>>17054244
somebody get this menace and his hotrod off the streets
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>>17051791
I have a Mitsubishi Lancer I named Lancer Alter.

I wanted a Toyota Avalon so I could name it Shirou but it wasn't in the cards.
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>>17051746
PRIMEra

ironically the drivetrain is fucked. it's fwd not awd, wih pos GA engine.

if it would have sr20 i could've at least sell it for $1.5 - 2.5K
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>>17054801
Name this post,fella.
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Naming cars is for autists and nu-males
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>>17051746
Ishi.
It's not even a reference or anything, the licenseplate is ISH-13 something something. I looked at it one day and just saw Ishi, so that's how I call it now.
Car in question is a mk6 Fiesta, 1 litre engine, even slower than you think.
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Betsy, she's a good girl
>>17057318
>nu-males
>owning a horrific sexist racist SLAVERY EARTH-KILLING DEATH MACHINE
>Bothering to name it other than, "that th-thing"

Spot on about the autism tho
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Tracey
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>>17057318
It actually derives from naming boats so no.
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In the past:

>Love Wagon
>Cobalt Death Chariot
>The Red Tide
>Blue Shell

And currently, a 2004 Mercury Grand Marquis, a.k.a De Sade.
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The White Wolf
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"You Fucker"
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my license plate says BIGSUCC
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My buddies referred to my last car exclusively as the Dank Mobile, because the smell never went away after the one time we hotboxed it.
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>>17053479
?????
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>Strawberry Steamship
>Mustard Monorail
>Cauliflower Catamaran
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Niggermobile
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The shitbox.
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>>17058637
Did you have sex with a lot of black guys in it?
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>>17058696
Not yet.
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>>17051746
I call my FD THE SPERMINATOR

Because it's white and curvy as fuck, looks like a glob of jizz.
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>>17054801
These are good names.
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Previous owner of my car called it Sharon.
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Haruko because yellow like her vespa
Yuki cause ex wanted to name her Snow White
Natalie because she's a (drift) slut
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>>17051746
Mommy's Jeep

> true story
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>>17056842
underrated
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While not a dedicated name, I'll on occasion call it Saber.
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>>17051746
I called my Hornet, because it's yellow with black hood.
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Matsuda
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Misaya
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hooptie shit bucket
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>>17063257
tfw stepgrandmother only drove a hornet

I remember they had two and I was fascinated by the hornet in the hood badge
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>>17051746
>Not naming your car "The Aluminum Falcon"
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>>17051746
Sometimes I call it Hildegard, sometimes Toybox because it is a toyota in diguise.
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Called mine Black widow cus the car is black with red accents inside
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call my white ms3 Boo cause that goofy ass Mada smile
>not my pic
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>>17064685
*Mazda
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>>17051746
97 Grey honda civic.


I call him, Tadakatsu, the Honda
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>>17060911

I'm glad I'm not the only person in this thread who names their car like a complete faggot. I named my car Akina, which roughly means autumn. My car's red paint is a really faded red, like an autumn leaf.
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>>17053274
Do you give free rides to niggers?
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>>17064792
It would be less faded if you took care of it.
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>>17064852
God no, I avoid those greasy chicken finger fuckers like the plague.
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Miats/The Miats

I'm not very creative
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>>17064792

buff the fucker.
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>>17051746

Kuromi

>Civic
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Ellie
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I've only ever named two of my seven cars I've owned.
>1996 Toyota Curren
Karen
>1978 Datsun 280Z
Ryoko
A friend names my '71 VW Bug "The Mujica-Mobile" though, and it stuck.
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Rick
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Mad Max
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>>17068355
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joy lane




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