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itt the worst faggots on the road
>people who drive under the speed limit in the middle lane
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>people that drive the speed limit in the left lane

>people that think just bc the road is empty they can chill in the passing lane

>liars after accidents
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>>17854606
Aka

How can one entire nation spawn so many shit drivers. What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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>>17854606
Solution for this:
Waves of snowplows in each lane. Go too slow and you get chucked off the motorway. Plows travel at the following speeds:

>60mph on the inside lane
>70mph in the middle lane
>70-90mph on the outside line (Depending on traffic)
>20mph on the hard shoulder to incentivise not breaking down.

fixed ur roads
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>>17854606
here i'll do you one better
>people who right turn out of a parking lot into the middle lane of the main road and go 10mph under the limit
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>people who constantly have their foot on the brakes, making their brake lights flash every second or so
>people who ride with their highbeams on, or "improved" their headlights with HID/LED bulbs
>people who tailgate for no fucking reason (usually soccer moms in huge SUVs)
>people who honk their horn immediately after the light goes green
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>>17854635
No joke if you break down in the Caldecott tunnel in California during rush hour, they will ram your car out of the tunnel to prevent another fire
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>>17854668
Lol. I went through the Dartford tunnel a few weeks ago and both tunnels (there are 2) had cars break down just as I was going through. Takes them forever to clear it every time.
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>People in the HOV lane who go slower than the entire highway during rush hour traffic

I experience these people almost every day. There is a special place in hell for them.
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>car breaks down in the Lincoln Tunnel during rush hour
>it's a $3k Civic with a few simple mods
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>>17854692
This. It is always a landscaping truck going the speed limit so Pedro isn't pulled over and deported
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>>17854606

PEOPLES WHO DON'T PUT THEIR BLINKERS

SRSLY HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT? ARE YOU THAT STUPID TO FORGET IT ALL THE TIME?!!
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>>17854933
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Slower traffic keep right doesn't apply to three lane roads. In high traffic roads, left lane is for passing, middle lane is for through traffic, right lane is for merging. So basically if someone in the middle lane is going slow, pass them. That's what the left lane is for.
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>>17855585
correct, on 3 lane roads you should be in the middle if you're not passing or exiting.
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>>17854606
Better there than the fucking left lane.
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>>17854606
>people who drive under the speed limit ever in crystal clear conditions with a car in good running shape and not carrying a large/unusual load
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>people who brake for no reason with nobody in front of them
this pisses me off the most
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>>17854933
>>17854970
they're out of blinker fluid, obviously

>>17855626
these are the people who go 30 in a 45 zone out of town, too. goddamn I hate them. then, when the speed limit changes in town to 30 they go 40
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>>17855585
>>17855599
no. fuck you. stop driving slow in the middle lane
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>>17855656
nah
im not gonna move to the right and go 55 just because you want to do 80 in the middle lane
why dont you just pass me on the left?
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>>17855666
Because there's usually a clapped out sienna going 55 in the left lane too
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>>17855666
middle lane is for trucks to pass because they're not allowed in the left lane
slow drivers keep right you satanic faggot
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>>17855743
is that so? seems like truckers treat it as their own personal lazy sunday drive lane to me
>see a huge hill
>aware that he is fully loaded
>should i move over because i know i'll drop down to 50mph?
>lol ya right, fuck you, everybody
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>>17854606
>any driver with Washington plates outside their containment state.
>drivers who go 5-10mph under the speed limit because it's raining.. in Oregon.
>anyone in a minivan or prius
>>17854652
>people who tailgate
Don't come to Portland. The driver here literally can't comprehend driving less than 30 feet off your bumper.
>people who don't honk at the driver texting at the green light. Even after it turns yellow

Oh and had this happen yesterday
>motorhomes that park in the left turnlane with no hazards, no cones, and no sign that they're parked.
>>17855626
>people who brake because there's a car in the oncoming lanes
This is a thing here.
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>>17855626
This
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>people who drive faster than me are crazy
>people who drive slower than me are idiots
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>>17857558
>people who use this phrase thinking they aren't the root of most of these
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>>17855626

I do this all the time when driving around midnight here in Vegas when going through a green at an intersection. Too many people I've known died from drunk drivers. Sorry man.
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>>17854606
>merging with traffic and cutting across 3 lanes of traffic all at once with no blinkers (saw it happen the other day from some bitch in a white tahoe)
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>>17857572
Technically if your talking about slowing at intersections that's not for no reason. In Portland we have that problem, but with stop signs. Shots genuinely scary on a bike because driver here treat them as yield signs, regardless of how bad their visibility is.
>driver who stop 6ft after the stop sign, if they stop at all.
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refugees shouldn't be allowed to drive in my country desu
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>>17855626
>people should take a corner too fast and die because I have ADHD
What did he mean by this?
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>>17857594
>take a corner too fast and die
Hyperbole pls, you have to be doing 2x the speed limit to die
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The pedestrians that milk the street crossing. I pass them every morning and there are about 20 of them that walk as slowly as possible. I've started aiming for them and not yielding.
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>>17854619
Very low testing standards, you can litteraly pass the theoric test with half of what you're supposed to know. The practical test is really bad too, 15min of low traffic driving, a 3-points maneuver, 1 half assed parallel parking, and you're good to go.

After my theoric test, I used the full 36 months period to drive with my dad before taking the practical test, and I was shocked to see how little they ask of you, most people either take 20 hours of (pathetic) driving school, or drive with a parent for a month or two before the practical test, and they usually nail it.
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>>17854618
>liars after accidents

oh boy
>hit someone
>hey its my fault lets move our cars so we wont block the traffic, i already called the cops they will come to fill paperwork
>cops show up
>that dude hit me

lol
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>people who brake sharply for uphill corners
For fuck's sake, you don't need to. Just lift your right foot and you'll slow down
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>>17859139
Yep. In Oregon we don't even do the parallel parking part. No highway time at all, and only 1 lane change required. It's a joke. Partly explains
>merge onto 55mph freeway going 40mph
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>driving the speed limit in the middle lane in a big van

Unfazed my guy
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People in piece of shit cars who overtake me because they're speeding at the end of a 60km zone but then can't even hit the speed limit in the 100km zone so I have to overtake them. Reeee everytime.
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People who obsessively creep forward at a stop sign or red light.
It's annoying and these retards end up halfway into the intersection before they can actually go, and it makes it unclear if they're going or not. If they're coming on to a main road from a sidestreet, it makes it look like they're about to peel out right in front of me.
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>>17854606
What's wrong with this? Just overtake them on the left or stay on the left
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Maybe its a California thing, but drivers who panic when it starts to rain. Seriously, they all slam on the brakes and traffic slows to a crawl because water has now emerged from the sky.
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>>17859703
ITT people don't understand that the middle lane is the trough lane and not a passing lane.
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>People who don't leave clearance behind each car during traffic

They're the people who heavily contribute to traffic.
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>>17859093
>The pedestrians that milk the street crossing

The only place I have this problem is college campuses in the city. Particularly Georgia Tech
>Driving on the street
>Georgia Tech student walks in front of my car without looking both ways because they're at a crosswalk painted in the middle of the street
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Anyone who owns a Nissan Altima. Don't know why, just know it's true.
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>>17859139
Tests aren't even standardized. I got my drivers license for exiting the parking lot, circling the building (3 stop signs, one light), and parking in the space I pulled out of (marked diagonal, not parallel).
It took about four minutes and I never have to retest.
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>>17854652
>people who honk their horn immediately after the light goes green
1. It was at least five seconds;
2. Get off your fucking phone.
>any driver with Washington plates outside their containment state.
>drivers who go 5-10mph under the speed limit because it's raining.. in Oregon.
>anyone in a minivan or prius
Huh, didn't realize you Oregon folks hadn't figured this one out yet: all those people have something in common. They have moved north from California.
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>>17854618
>liars after accidents

just get a dashcam, let them lie as much as they want. then whip out the footage when they think they have you.

then sit back and relax as they try to backpedal
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>>17860635
>then sit back and relax as they try to backpedal
nah, let them lie to a judge so you can completely ruin their life
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>>17860645
>when you ruin someone's life that deserves it

is there any better feel?
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>>17860645
letting them make false statements in a police report is pretty bad
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>>17859139
>>17859569
You don't have to parallel park for the driving test in my state either. Literally have the easiest test but I still hear about people going one city over to take it because its just huge empty roads. Then these people come back to said city, without the faintest idea of how to drive.
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>>17854933
>not having a 6th sense for when someone wants to change lanes
shiggy
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>>17860670
yeah, but lying to a cop is technically filing a false report, basically the equivalent of calling 911 without cause
lying to a judge under oath is a felony
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women
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>>17860836
What scares me is there are people who fail ours not once, but multiple times! Like how the fuck do you fail a test that's only requirement is to have a pulse?
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>>17860623
T-Thanks Intel.
They are literally moving calfags here en-mass. Right now they're building over 5000 homes near me to import more calfags, while doing zero infrastructure upgrades.
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>>17854606
>slowing down for green lights
>no turn signal when yield left turn/ straight through intersection
>no fucking turn signal when pulling out a a parking lot so I have to wait to see what the dumbfuck does
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>use blinkers even when alone in the road
>always let people merge
>always drive at or -/+5 the speed limit
>always wave at people who let you pass even though you had right of way
>always wave at people who cut you off
>always wave at people who violate your right-of-way
>always wave at pedestrians to go and cross
>always wave at jaywalking pedestrians
who here /goodboydriver/?
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>>17855626
Fucking brakefags reeeee
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>>17859643
Fucking this
>random asshole can only do 80kmh
>does it in a 100 zone
>does it in an 80 zone
>does it in a 50 zone
>passes me in a 70 zone cus hur I'm slow lol
>literally as soon as he pulls back in front of me I pull out and pass him because we've now entered a 100 zone and he's blocking me
>gives me a look like I'm an idiot
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>>17854652
>running anything but stock lights
>not an offroad vehicle

these people shouldn't be allowed licenses, or to breathe
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>>17862270
Waving people through who don't have right of way is a good way to get them or yourself in an accident and is also illegal in Oregon.
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>>17862625
oregonian here

I do it all the time, lel

but when I do, I'll double-check to make sure it's actually clear for them to go
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>>17859757
I own a 98 manuel Altime, but I always ho fast I promise (as in 75-80 mph. If i go any faster my car will literally fall apart)
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>get on the freeway
>get behind some faggot going 40MPH when there is zero traffic
>mfw he has his phone in front of his face and is nearly drifting into other lanes
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>>17854606
The people who drive incredibly slow, don't use their blinkers when turning on to one of these on ramps, brake a fuckton before turning on to it, then drive at 20mph on it
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>>17854606
Those people that literally snake around in their lanes. No even that they are on their phones they just can't drive in a fucking straight line. Swerving into other lanes and shit or just swerving around in their own lane. Saw some bald cholo with one hand on the top of the wheel leaned back in his chair swerving fucking everywhere
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>People that drive with their hazards on in the rain.

Yep this pisses me off instantly and every other idiot does it here in south florida.
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>>17862750
I fucking HATE these faggots.
I always accelerate until I can hear my tires go a bit Dagumi. That's when I know to stop accelerating. So probably doing 30 to 35 on the curve and then getting up to 50 on the straight, getting ready to merge.
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>>17862762
Why do they do this shit? We know its raining you octagenarian shits. Just turn on your lights god damn it.
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>>17862689
I don't understand why it's illegal to pit these people.
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>>17862678
Not sure how this was realivent to my comment, but I got a '74 Hilux that I got to 85 once. It was pretty terrifying, would not suggest.
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>>17855626
I got blocked in behind a parked bus by a guy doing this shit. I wasn't even trying to pass him either, just trying to get behind him. I took off my rear view mirror trying to pull my work's van to safety at the last second. I shouldn't have been going that fast towards a bus in the first place but I didn't realize how bad my shitbox's brakes were or that this dude was going to slow down out of nowhere.
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>>17862750
What's your cunt? These look fun
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>>17862638
>why did you go when you didn't have the right of way?
>OFFICER THAT GUY WAVED ME THROUGH
>[blocks your license]
DEVILISH
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>>17855585
>>17855599

How did you people ever pass your driving test? You should always be on the most right lane unless you're passing someone.
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>>17859139
Vriend, you probably took your test 20 years ago.

Not like it is hard right now but the test takes 50 minutes and there's 5 maneuvers now and you have to do all sorts of parking.

They literally changed it last June.
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>>17860294
If they are on a crosswalk you should be ready to slow down and yield to them.
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>>17860522
Is this still about Belgium? Because this is all utter bullshit.

Drivers are absolutely horrible here though.
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>>17860670

Maybe, but making false statements in a police report is worse.

It's not my responsibility to ensure the other party isn't lying.
We'll find that out later in court, where he can explain his reasoning to a judge.
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>>17861060
Do you actually have to testify under oath in front of a judge when you bump into someone else and a dispute arises?

Sounds a bit over the top.
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>>17862270
Sometimes when Im in a reall bad mood I drive at the speed limit and overtake people without even looking at the left lane, pretending that no one can or should go faster than me anyways.

The amount of mad is absolutely glorious.
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>Liars after accidents

I was driving on a unlit country road and it was already dark. This fucking asshole comes from the side road and cuts a guy off on the main road off by taking a left turn. Worst part, he didn't have his headlights on and he's driving a black BMW. The guy who was now behind him realized at the last second and turned right, flying off the road at 60 mph and flipping multiple times before his car stopped and was upside down. Luckily, this was pretty much the only part of this road with no trees on the right side. The guy got out of the car without a scratch and I thought he was hilariously polite consider what just happened. The BMW douchebag started arguing with him that he had his headlights on and he was such a fucking massive nigger about it. I couldn't believe it, he was clearly in the fault and the poor guy risked serious injury not to crash into him and yet he was being such a grade A piece of shit that it made me sick. After a while of overhearing the conversation I approached them and told the BMW nigger that I saw what happened and that he was in the wrong, and that I will be a witness in court if I need to. After that I gave my contact information to the poor dude but it looks like the BMW dumbass wasn't stupid enough to keep lying after that point. I'm so fucking happy I was there considering we were the only 3 people present on that stretch of road. It would pretty much be impossible to prove the BMW fucktard was lying since the other guy didn't have a dashcam.
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>>17862657
If you are on the right lane and the person on the left lane (still a bit behind you) is going a fair bit faster than you, I can understand why they do it though. It is often either that or being stuck for 30 seconds looking at some tard overtaking at 2 km/h faster than the other car.
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>>17863813
That,

also take sweet ass time to return to right lane. Or signal right, move a bit right in the lane. Don't go. Repeat for extra laffs. Eventually go and make eye contact with the driver that comes steamrolling by. Laugh.
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>>17854606
actually, the left lanes here is bumpy because of trucks, so i stick to the middle lane if i'm not slowpoking.
i don't chill on the right lane because i don't speed anymore and can't be bothered by retards flashing their lights.
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>>17854933
>Bmw drivers aren't a meme
Seriously about 90% of the faggots that drive these cars cannot be assed to use a fucking signal
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>>17854606
>itt the worst faggots on the road
french people. also
>speedlimits
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>>17858269
Maybe in Clapsico.
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>>17863978

I'm a BMW driver and I do my best, but goddamn if I don't see shittons of other BMWbabbies not using their turn signal.
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>>17854692
>*There is a special lane in hell for them.
Fixed that for you.
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>leaving for work early in the morning
>ac going hunnits but windows still fogged asf
>turning right (rhd county) onto Main Street in town (50km/h)
>seems clear, no lights
>pull out and cruise to the speed limit bc car is still cold
>hear screeee behind me followed by heaps of tooting
>some fag in a black accord was speeding with no headlights on
>I wind down the window and flip him the bird
>he finally realises and turns on his lights
>slinks back in shame
>mfw leave him in the dust on the open road because he's one of those cancerous sub humans who speeds in built up areas but drives slow on the open road
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>>17861754
>slowing down for green lights
I do this when i'm driving in the US because your fucking traffic lights don't give any warning when they're going to change lights. At least here the green blinks when is going to yellow so you know you have to slow down or keep going if it isn't blinking
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>accelerates towards red light
>Hit brakes 50 feet away
Gee I wonder why your mileage sucks so much
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>>17865569
What the fuck is the point of that? That's what yellow lights are for. How retarded are people where you're from that they need two cues to slow down or hurry the fuck up?
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>>17865569
>he doesnt floor it when the light turns yellow

fuck off commie scum
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The 17-year-old cutting off everyone in his '06 330i while """manually""" shifting
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>>17854606
People who don't know the width of their car, so they move away from the obstacle more than they need to avoid it. Sometimes going into the other lane
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>people who think it's okay to park wherever the fuck they want and obstruct traffic as long as they put their hazards on
Really fucks me off. Usually taxi drivers.
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>>17857594
>for no reason

can you not read?
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>>17857543
>any driver with Washington plates outside their containment state.

I feel the same way about California, Oregon and BC plates here in Washington. Californians that traveled this far drive erratically and change lanes often, Oregonians tend to drive abysmally slow, especially if there has been rain within a week, and BC drivers have no concept of other people using the road around them.
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>>17865942
Except yellow lights lasts for fraction of a second and you have to slam the brakes when you're driving on a 50 mph street
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>drivers who constantly their hands out the windows
Are you trying to hand signal or what?
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>>17866184
That's situational and jurisdictional. Some cities set times for their light changes whereas most just allow whomever installed the traffic signals to set the timing. Generally a 50mph zone has a much longer lead time for their yellow lights than a 35mph zone.
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>>17854606
itt the worst faggots on the road
>People who live in areas require regularly driving on roads with "a middle lane"

All you gun grabbing weed toking dick smoking city fucks need to fuck off back to yurop with your goddam starcux coffee sipping round-about turning electric dildo seats prius riding "why even have a car when the bus is so convenient" faggotity bullshit, go choke on Shillaries Muslim loving cock you ignorant soft sugarboots motherfuckers.
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>>17854618
>Speed limit 65
>Speed up to 75 to pass a truck
>Get pulled over
>Cop comes out and asks if I knew how fast I was going
>75
>Yes and why were you going 75
>I was trying to keep with the flow of traffic and pass that truck
>OKAY THEY DON'T TEACH THAT AT ANY DMV SO I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THINK THATS LEGAL, ALSO I'D LIKE TO ASK WHY YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ALRIGHT TO PASS A STATE TROOPER GOING OVER THE SPEED LIMIT THATS JUST STUPID
>I dunno
>OH YOU DON'T KNOW HUH
>asks me for license and registration
>flinches hard and puts hand on gun when I go for the glove box even when he just asked me to
>Tell him no reg because it's a new car, he looks my car up and pulls some BS where he says "HAVENT FOUND YOUR REG YET?" say no and he says "THATS FUNNY BECAUSE IT SAYS THIS CAR BELONGS TO YOU" "alright, yeah uhh that makes sense"
>He shakes his head at me like I'm a dumbass
>IM GONNA LET YOU OFF WITH A WARNING BUT THE SPEED LIMIT IS THE SPEED LIMIT NEVER GO OVER

I literally see people doing 75 in the slow lane who don't get pulled over, what the fuck
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>>17866855
>b-but they do it too
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>>17854618
>Driving around with buddy in his shitbox convertible
>Driving straight and lady in minivan tries to make a left turn, ends up slamming head on into us full speed
>We pull over and get out
>Lady gets out and immediately sits on sidewalk with hands on her head like she's hurt
>Bunch of old people come out of their houses, immediately crowd around her offering her water and rubbing her back
>None of them come over to us at any point except for one 40 y/o dude who comes up just to say HEY WE CALLED THE POLICE YOU NEED TO WAIT HERE then stomps off
>They all keep giving us dirty looks
>Lady randomly stands up and says THANK GOD THEY DIDN'T HIT MY BABY AT LEAST
>All of them start crowding around the baby inspecting it and giving us dirty looks
>Cop shows up and immediately walks to them, buddy and I start saying that we're gonna get shit on over this
>Cop walks up to driver side window, leans in and says "So it looks to me like she tried to turn and just hit you guys head on"
>Buddy says "Yup"
>Cop says "Say no more"
>Lady didn't have insurance because "her husband made an under the table deal for this van and they havent gotten around to transferring the title"

Jesus I was so pissed until the cop came out
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>>17866855
you were caught speeding and without registration and did not get a ticket and you're still bitching

tip for dipshits: don't pass cops unless they're very obviously going slower than the flow of traffic and never pass a cop if you're the only car around
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>>17859713
It happens in most states, but it's much worse in Cali for some reason.
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>>17866640
itt the worst faggots on the road
>Country fucks that drive down two lane highways using both lanes and both shoulders as if they were one congruent lane.
>Country fucks that decide to turn out onto noted two lane highway and go 20, with a trailer, blocking both lanes of traffic, in a 70mph zone
Learn how to fucking drive or at least share the road with people
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>>17866926
Glad you didn't do anything else. At least the cops have a brain
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>>17855626
tailgaters getting mad :) makes me so happy
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>>17867870
People who brake check, regardless of reason deserve to have their neck broke.
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>>17854606
Even worse are the idiots that just set their cruise control once and then sit on the middle lane. Had this experience recently

>autobahn
>130km/h limit
>right lane is completely free
>middle aged guy in Renault Megane sits on the middle lane doing ~110 km/h
>pass him
>road works coming up
>80km/h limit
>same guy passes me on the middle lane still doing ~110 km/h
>road works end
>no speed limit at all
>guy still stays in middle lane and hasn't accelerated at all
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>>17866976
Didn't sound like anon noticed there was a cop there.
Cops are the most easily triggered fuckers out there. Anon handled it well but it's annoying that cops can be such pricks and not be held accountable for anything
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>guy weaves in and out of lanes on highway doing 85mph or more
>gets into the Cash Only lane at the toll booth
>watch them have to pass multiple people in the same fashion again
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>>17854933
I'll do you one better
>people who indicate and turn at the same time
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>bus/truck/other heavy vehicle that goes to overtake the same type of vehicle on a highway
I swear to god I once drove behind a truck that was overtaking another truck for more than 20km

Dude you're not going to go any faster if you overtake him anyways
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Here I swear no one uses turn signals. But what gets me is when someone tailgates me when I'm behind a line of other cars and then proceeds to try and pass me. Usually in a traffic circle. They never succeed, but end up honking at me and shit. Do they honesty think that they can apply any more "pressure" in front of me to make the whole line go faster than that is already there?
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>>17869930
> Work at trucking company
> Have 80's T Scania
> Dash has a swimming pool
> Engine runs on 5 cylinders most the time

> Get phone call from Pommy fuck
> Pommy on motor bicycle
> "your trucks speeding! It's going 110km/hr (limit is 90 for Trucks)
> "I can't even over take him!"


Pommy sports bike Rodger complains about unsafe driving, because he can't pass a truck?
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>>17869956
He went home, got on /dbt/, and posted

>listen, 500cc is perfect for a beginner bike. stop being insecure and get the 300cc. 250 is always enough for everyone except hooligans and criminals who can't ride. what do you need more than 125cc for anyways? more than 50cc is going to get you killed, and you'll never learn to corner with that much power on tap. there's a reason europe has the best racers and it's our 20cc motorcycles.
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>>17862270
>always wave at people who let you pass even though you had right of way
Stupid fuck.
You are prone to cause accidents by doing that shit.
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>there's light rain/it's mildly windy/I think I saw a snowflake!
>I better drive half the fucking speed limit so I don't have a accident!

Excessively careful drivers driving slowly in weather conditions that are completely negligible make me wonder if I would make a good murderer.
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>>17866352
It's hot and my a.c. doesn't work
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>>17859713
Nope this is the worst in Washington state.

>Rains 9 months a year
>WTF is this liquid substance falling from the sky!
>Traffic goes 35 in a 60

That's the true REEE
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>>17860294
That is retarded, but they do have right of way in a painted crosswalk
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>>17854606
>people who are slow to take off
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people who speed up 1-2 mph when you try to pass them then they keep pace with you. fucking neck yourself you troglodytes
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>>17869735
t. ailgater
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>>17866855
He was putting on a show for his dashcam
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Cyclists that blast over a zebra crossing without looking.
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>>17863794
I took it 3 years ago, and it was a joke. If it changed in the last 3 months, good, but I still have to meet someone who passed it only because he was a fully able driver.
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>>17869986
>not riding a 125cc motorcyle that accelerates from 0-80 in 11's and has a top speed of 110 kph

>not being stuck with that shit for 2 years
Hooligan.
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>Guy just in front of me in the lane to my right acting weird
>drive for a while
>slow down, giving him space in front of me
>quickly merges into my lane
Why the fuck don't you just use your blinker? I'll let you merge. Your intent to merge into my lane isn't some top secret military info where if someone else compromises your info then they'll do everything in their power to prevent you from merging.
Tell me you want to merge and I'll let you merge.
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>>17866184
Maybe in your 1.5L cuckbox. I can always floor it on yellow and make it through.
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>>17870826
>Maybe in your 1.5L cuckbox.
How did you know i drive a yaris?
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>people who put their indicators on while making the turn but not before
>people who go EXACTLY the speed limit
>people who go slow and then match your speed when you try to pass them
>people who drive BMWs
>people who take more than 5 seconds to make it through an intersection turning left
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>>17870823
>where if someone else compromises your info then they'll do everything in their power to prevent you from merging
Maybe not you, but there are people who act this way.
It's the same kind of people who flip out when you pass them (because they were going too slow in the left lane).
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>>17854606

> people that wave people on to be "nice" while violating the right of way

Fuck you, you're not being nice. The rules are there for a reason and you're shitting it up for everyone behind/across from you, impeding the flow of traffic, and being a general fuckwit. Every time someone does this I hope their car spontaneously combusts with no survivors
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What's wrong with going at the speed limit?
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>>17871405
>cars moving through short light
>idiot tries to pull out of gas station/store/parking lot into line
>some moron stops to let him in
>no one behind him gets through the light
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>>17854638
Holy fuck this, people in my town do this all the time and ALWAYS dip into my lane when im doing 50+
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>People who poke thier cars nose out when turning out of a parking lot onto a 45+ road
>People who slow down to the speed limit when youre behind them to "teach you a lesson"
>People over 70 driving at all
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>>17870010
If theres 3 inches of snow I get it though, I remember watching a dually fag try to go 70 in a 50 with ice on the road and completely lose his shit and fly across a 4 lane road, people going to fast for the elements are equally shitty
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last night:
>merge onto highway
>a car thats already on the highway moves to the left lane so i can merge safely
>i thought that was nice
>speed limit 120kph, people usually drive 130kph
>since the other car moved left i put cruise control to 115 so she can overtake me and get in front of me
>bitch crawls forward until shes right next to me
>stays there
>literally stays right next to me for a solid minute
>cruise control still on 115 so she can overtake, im not gonna slow down more
>this is Netherlands, so me overtaking her on her right side is illegal
>faster cars approaching behind us
>are blocked by the bitch next to me
>more cars approach behind her
>she eventually sees that nobody can pass
>still decides that she's not gonna overtake me for some reason
>she slows down and gets behind me
>flashes her high beams to say 'WHY DONT YOU LET ME OVERTAKE'
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>>17871405
>no one understands right of way where I live
>it's literally taught in driver's ed and people actively choose to ignore it and sometimes do the inverse
>I wave people in like that but in a manner that reflects the law and makes traffic flow properly
>people get pissed thinking I'm the one breaking the law
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>>17870976
I'm an empath
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>>17871494
>>People who slow down to the speed limit when youre behind them to "teach you a lesson"

I had an experience similar to this, but worse.
>day off
>get call from boss that client wants to make a payment because today is the only day they can come
>get in car and hurry to work
>enter a straight stretch of road with a 50mph speed limit
>it's also 4 lane with barrier in between
>have to drive on it for 1.4 miles before I make a right turn
>see RV going 40 mph with a Scion tC behind it
>lane next to them is empty
>switch lanes so I can pass them
>tC also switches lanes
>tC going same speed as the slow RV
>uphill ahead
>RV slows down to 35pm
>tC also slows down
>maximum anger.pdf
>finally reach intersection and make right turn
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Houston driver here.
Tip for everyone:
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.
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>>17872486
Thats when you do ye olde shoulder pass
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>>17871405
>going through muh town
>come to intersection
>my direction has stop sign other road doesn't have to stop
>as I stop some lady in a xbox hueg suburban stops and trys to wave me through even though she has the right of way

happens a lot for some reason. not triggering just annoying
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>>17872342
what the fugg
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>>17862270
>use blinkers even when alone in the road
I always do this because I have terrible luck and the one night or whatever I dont there will be a cop behind me that I didn't notice




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