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ITT : We post a car and its stereotypical owner's occupation.

>Audi S7
>Private Dental Surgeon
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>>17996759
>Audi anything
Teenage girl with daddy’s credit card
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>>17996759
I have an S6 you anti-dentite
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>>17996759
BMW M4
Drug Dealer
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>>17996759
>Audi anything
propably unemployed or making minimum wage pushing trollies at a shopping center
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>>17997120
Russian mafia members kid is more what I think of
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>>17997127
Can't exactly afford a brand new Audi in a situation like that, even though they share the majority of their components with a fucking Skoda.
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Mazda RX-7 fd

a man with impeccable taste who recognizes the pinnacle of japanese engineering.
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>PT Cruiser convertible
>woman who texts while driving, while her girlfriends Snapchat her
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>BMW 500's
Middle aged upper middle class
>KIA Ceed, ford Ka, Nissan micra
60+ year old woman
>Corolla
Lower middle class with family
>VW passat
Normies
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>>17997382
>>VW passat
>Normies
The normiest normies that ever normie'd.
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>>17997127
>>Lexus anything
>propably unemployed or making minimum wage pushing trollies at a shopping center
kek
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>>17997382
>BMW 500's
?? Aren't they called the 5-series?
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>>17996759
>any car by pagani
oil prince, oil tycoon
oil oil oil
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>>17997386
yes, Lexus is a best choice for poorfag cuz they need a reliable ride and pseudo luxury cuckbox.
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>>17996759
More like the local imam who bought the car with donations to the mosque.
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Sissy white boi
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>>17997394
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>>17997407
kek
L O N D O N
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>>17997407
>More like the local imam who bought the car with donations to the mosque.
kek My friend works at the local caddy dealership told me that a black paster bought CT6 with donations to the church.
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>>17997436
more like the entirety of yurop
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>motorcycle
>criminal
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Not sure about occupation buy anyone who owns one of these is probably up to no good..
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>>17997441
>Niggers gonna nig
old news
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>>17997441
How can Christcucks be recovered from this?
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>>17997452
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>>17997453
>The foreign
she must be good with her mouth
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Go.
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>>17997769
Asda shelf stacker
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>>17997453
What does this even mean? Is she implying Cadillac isn't American?
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>>17997417
As a sissy white boi, even I can't do it.
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>>17997802
Kek, sounds about right though
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>>17997847
Anything made by white americans is the foreign to niggers. It is more likely that nigger is dumb as fuck.
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Slavic drug dealer
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>Audi Q5
>Uppermiddle class dad of 2
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Ruthless Chink Gov't Agent
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Mafia
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Rich white cunts
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>Audi R8
>Day trader
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Rich Chad
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>Lexus
>50s college teacher
>Elementary and Middle School Principals (60s)
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>Porsche SUV drivers = rich white psychopaths
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>>17998182
That's any big luxury SUV
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What I drive. describe me and I'll tell you how right you are
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>>17998533
too accurate
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>>17998574
yeah most german ones.
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>>17998589
liberal vaping numale
or FTM dyke
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>Nissan Maxima
>Melanin enriched individual
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>>17998574
most rich whites drive any big german luxury suvs, Bentley SUV
most persians drive escalade, navi, range rover, lexus gx, bentley suv, and german ones
Niggers drive escalade, navi, range rover, and few german ones.

source: me as a fag works in rodeo dr.
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>>17998589
see the filename
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>>17996768
>Audi anything

middle manager
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-weeaboos/ricebois with inferiority complex
-spoiled brats with rich parents
-betacucks virgin tier
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>>17997453
lol
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>>17997847
she doesnt know anything about cars and doesnt know where the cadillaic logo is from and thinks its foreign
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>>17998718
also mexican drug dealer
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>>17997120
More like mobile app developer or daddys money lol.
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Lets go.
Mine's the silver one on the right (chrysler neon)
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>>17998961
>chrysler neon in Yuropoor
dumb buyer, who didn't research at all.
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>>17997453
Maybe she’s Canadian
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>>17998589
You work in IT
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>>17998999
Nope. That sheboon is in US cuz there is no km/h in her speedo.
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>>17998961
that's one of the worst cars ever made. you're clearly someone who doesn't give a shit about cars, so you're probably a woman who works retail at a dollar store
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>>17997441
That's pretty common. Most of the time it's the congregation who buys it for them.
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>>17998589
>Slept with fewer than 5 women
>Overweight
>Doesn't wear anything other than printed t shirts and relaxed fit jeans/shorts
>Rarely shaves
>10 dollar supercuts haircut
>Considers a polo shirt "fancy"
>Drinks domestic lager
>Works in the skilled trades
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>>17999106
Wait let me replace the skilled trades bit with

>Works in a warehouse
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>>17997847
It’s code for the underground domestic slave trade
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>>17998961
>Student
>Fell for the "American Cars are more powerful" meme
>Acne problem
>Scruffy hair
>Social anxiety
>Forms deep seeded fiery hatred for anyone who mildly transgresses against him
>In a long distance relationship
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>>17996768
>poorfags and highschoolers trash talking cars because they cant afford them.

Is it still summer?
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>>17998589
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>>17996962
I am not an anti-dentite!
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Professional welfare recipient
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Suburban spreadsheet junkie desperately clinging to masculinity
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>>17999370
I had a friend who unironically told me in highschool that he thought these were cool

lol I think it was 2007
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>>17997353
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>>17996759
>Prius
>Successful millionaire
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>>17999197
I totally see it. I agree.
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>>17998691
This
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>>17999380
>manlet with inferiority complex cuz of a teenie weenie
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>>17999106
shit, actually pretty accurate expect the haricuts, I shave my head.
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>>17996759
More like
>Any Audi
>Rich Middle eastern kid who's parents bought it for him.
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>>17998691
some executive officers/board of directors/angel investors
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>social services fucked up my disability check again and the payday advance store is giving me bullshit about it so listen can I just borrow like fifty bucks so I can get my daughter a birthday present?
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Stay at home mom with a bachelors in psychology married to a white collar professional
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>>17998145
>More than a perk, the black Audi is a rolling advertisement for its occupant’s importance and impunity in a nation obsessed with status. Black Audis slice through traffic queues and scream down the emergency lanes of Beijing’s traffic-clogged freeways, sometimes with a flashing red light stuck on the roof or implanted in the grille. Ordinary drivers know better than to cut them off or complain, at least publicly.

>To many, it is also a symbol of rot within the vast party bureaucracy and of a widening gap between the privileged and the common man. Public crusades against corruption and extravagance have been a staple of Communist rhetoric for decades, but to little avail; even Beijing’s fleet of police cruisers includes BMWs.

tl;dr: if you see a black Audi in China, you know someone in this car is VERY important person. you better move out, or face the severe consequences.
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>>17997353
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>>17998718
don't forget every youtuber ever
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>>18000354
Audi hate this because they don't want to be associated with corrupt entities. They is working hard to erase that image as it reaches out to young, affluent car buyers. They hiked the price of black Audis, so Chinese Gov't finds them too expensive. Audi sales in China have suffered accordingly.

>So Audi finally has started to change. In 2014, it began local production of the A3, the model most likely to appeal to young buyers. Sure enough, Audi sold more than 64,350 A3s in China last year, nearly doubling its sales.

>Audi also has introduced a palette of bright and lively colors -- including white, red and green -- for its entire model lineup. Such measures have helped Audi to diversify its customer base. Currently, 52% of Audi purchasers in China are young people. Moreover, women account for 37% of Audi sales -- a big change from past years, when most buyers were men.

>The company hopes to build on the A3's success this year, when it introduces the A1 Sportback into China to court young buyers. But if it wants to defend its status as China's top luxury brand, Audi will have to move faster to transform itself. Audi's two main rivals -- BMW and Mercedes-Benz -- have developed a huge following among young Chinese consumers who like their cute-looking vehicles. Last year, BMW's China deliveries rose 2% to 463,736 vehicles, while Mercedes' sales soared 33% to 373,459.

>Audi's rivals are breathing down its neck. The pressure is building.
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>>18000376
no need to be redundant, already covered in list
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>>17999106
>Slept with fewer than 5 women
so wrx owners = morally upright?
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>>18000494
>so wrx owners = morally upright?
nah see >>17998688
>>17999320
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>>18000497
not everybody is a gross promiscuous degenerate
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>>17999106
do me next, i drive pic related(not my exact one)
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>automatic Corvette
>base Carrera

Middle age boomer who finally kicked his 18 year old out of the house and thinks he can afford his dream car.

>Z06
>well-optioned Carrera S cab

Someone who can actually afford his dream car.
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>>18000494
>I choose not to sleep with women
>No seriously guys I could be slaying pussy I just don't want to
>Iurn girls down left right and center because I'm not a degenerate guys seriously
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>>18000535
I have to see yours specifically to really get a read
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>>18000560
th
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>>18000535
FUCKIN normie REEE GET OUT OF HERE
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>>17998976
The 1st gen manual arent bad and came with an engine that was powerful for its time and had good handling but most people had the horrible 3 speed auto.
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>>18000532
>not everybody is a gross promiscuous degenerate
Where did I say that?
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>>18000582
>Unironically posting like that
Goddamn I hate you faggots.
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>>18000548
you're a fatherless PUA goon
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>>17999214
This
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>Cadillac CT-6
GM white collar employee driving it for free for the first 6,000 miles (nobody is stupid enough to pay $60-90k for this)

....why does Johan still have a job at Cadillac? fraudulent imbecile
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>old two door sports car

Poor faggot who can afford a modern fun car so relies on maintaining an old shit heap of a car that couldnt even beat a modern base level civic without having triple the cost of the car invested into upgrading it.
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>>18000694
Prices are already going down quite a bit faster on these vehicles. In around 2 years time, it will be a bargain luxury vehicle.
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>>18000284
WTF, get out my head
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>>17996768
more like acura
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>>18000494
No, they prefer men
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>>18000284
more like Asian woman laundering ill gotten money thru dry cleaning co and nail salon
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>>18000694
Cadillac gave away some XT5 to sheboons in Detroit in order to get the sale of Cadillac looks good and be a good (((corporate social responsibility))). Those sheboons insist this will not be sufficient to pay off MUH REPARATIONS.
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>>18000735
Fb rx7's are really cheap right now, seriously considering one
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This is what I drive.
Someone try to guess what I do kek
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>>17997352
oh boy it's that time again to pretend the vast majority of the cars in the world don't exist
good job fucking retard bet you drive an audi
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>>18000825
Suck dicks
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Chevelle, Boomer living off social security while talking shit about people on welfare
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>>18000836
took da b8
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>>18000745
Its full size sedan that weight under 4000 lbs. Cadillac could be greats if they had manuals and the ls
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That random 997 Turbo S in the ramp but not parked in the doctors parking...

>hard working mid career male nurse
>hard working late career technologist
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>>18000567
>>18000535
>>18000825
This is how I see it: you have a few guys to pick from to date. Well call the GTI, idk, Greg. He’s cute in an everyday guy-next-door kinda way. Not model hot but when he dresses up right he can look like quiet the badboy in his own respect. Your parents love Greg. He’s nice to you, and he’s reliable. He’ll be there for your kids 20 years from now.
The FoST is a different type of beast. I guess I’ll call him Tyrone. At first glance he’s pretty ugly but for some unkown reason you’re attracted to him. He’s nothing like Greg. he’s loud, boisterous, and while you’re parents joke around with him when you first bring him home once you turn your back they give each other that “what is he thinking??” look. No denying that Tyrone gives you one hell of a ride, but people WILL judge you when they see you out in public with him and after the initial honeymoon phase wears off eventually you’ll start noticing these glares…everywhere…and Tyrone’s appeal will start to wain.
Sure you can do the ""right thing"" and bring home Greg. You won’t regret it. However I'd rather not live with the regret of wondering what if cause if you do choose Greg your mind will drift, even years later, imagining what could have been with Tyrone. Screw what the narrow minded people think, If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room.
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>>18000873
>>hard working mid career male nurse
>Porsche
pick only one.
>>hard working late career technologist
Bill Gate
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>>18000882
>>18000882

>the ortho guy drives a db11
>The neurosurgeon drives a tacoma
>radiologist drives a restore landrover
>The hospitalist drives a 96 NSX
>A few techs and nurses have s2000s, Caymans, and Boxsters
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>>18000904
probably only your local.
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>>18000873
I have a 996 Turbo and I'm a Navy Officer, 9 years in LT right now but at my next job I'll be a LCDR (O-4)
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>>18000735
to each there own, have fun with your camry
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>>17997347
Russian mafia kids here are obsessed with BMWs
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>>18000882
Gates looks like he'd drive that car.
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>>18000388
I don't know if I should believe this. The international media ALWAYS misrepresents my country. It's embarassing when they try to explain social trends around here. They always exaggerate or are flat out wrong.
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>>17996759
>white Toyota duel cab ute 4x4
>fuckwits that can't drive
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>>17997353
>pinnacle of japanese engineering
>LS swap makes the car a million times better
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>>18000970

He got the law changed so he could.
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girl that works at a clothing store
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>>18001008
Underage amerilard go and stay go
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>>17999289
Case in point.
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>>17997453
What does that even mean? Push the horn?
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>>18001070
drive a foreign car but the joke is that that car isnt foreign it is, infact, domestic
stop playing dumb
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>>18001086
I was quite obviously more referring to the "push" portion, dumbo.
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>>18001111
yeah push means drive dumbo
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>>18001117
Sorry I don't speak basketball, I guess.
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Works in landscaping

In the country illegally

Fast and the Furious movies are unironically his favorite

Counts window tint and 12 inch woofer as performance mods

Stanced to a ridiculous degree

Thinks stancing improves handling

Has no money invested in suspension, just chopped the stock springs

Car doesn't turn, steering feel is completely numb and dead

Engine is bone stock, just painted the fuel injector lines red

Not even a vtech

Window tint is bubbling and peeling off

Car smells of weed even from many feet away
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2 times divorced mom now married to middle management

Has kids by both former fathers

Both former fathers are dead beat run off fathers

Texts while she drives and causes near crashes on a daily basis

Blames everyone else on the road every single time

Wound up tight 24/7

Everything is a crisis

Stay at home mom but doesn't actually do anything around the house, that's what the maid is for

Shops at Macy's all day

Maxed out credit cards

Really bad credit score

Hair and nails are life

Looses her iPhone and gets a new one every 4 months
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Works at hot topic

Nightmare Before Christmas is favorite movie

Rick and Morty fan

Thinks he's Rick

Uses reddit

Brags about how intelligent he is

Lives with mom

She pays for his insurance

Car is in her name

Speakers completely blown out from blasting underground rock you've never heard of just trust me

Chain smokes

Coexist sticker in rear bumper

Everyone else is a friggin idiot
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>>18001223
6.5/13

Good job
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Intellectual
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>>18001301
chad wagon
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>>18001008
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>>18001301
that slanted rear window really pushes this car into HNNNNNGGGGHHHH territory for me
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How about this?
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>BMW 320d
Line Manager at a call centre in Peterborough who plays FIFA with Danny and Dazza on Saturday nights
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A patriotic American who loves his country. Live free or die trying. Semper fi mother fucker.
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Try me anons
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>>18001637

Homosexual pimp
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>>18001637

flamboyant yet straight Japanese restaurant owner.
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>>18001177
Accurate, but illegals don't smoke weed as much as drive drunk.
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>>18000548
Im pretty good looking but have such bad anxiety that I can't get a boner until im super comfortable with the girl (if shes an 8/10 or above)... sucks ass.
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>>18000259
Liberal arts major.
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>>18000388
>Audi hate this because they don't want to be associated with corrupt entities
That's funny, coming from one of the most corrupt entities in the entire car industry.
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>>17998051

More like slavic gypsies. Drug dealers drive much newer mercedes and BMWs.
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>>17999370
Middle eastern immigrant edition
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Not my car, but I do have one. Stereotype me.
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>>18000954
>girl with
mercedes Gwagon
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>>18000567
>Bout 27 or 28
>Works in a technical field maybe 3d printing or autoCAD?
>Pretty introverted but not awkward or anything
>Not much of a talker
>Good income for where he is at in life
>Pretty tight with cash, good at saving money
>Committed relationship with a girl he's ambivalent about, doesn't dislike her just isn't sure he's got that connection.
>Listens to really soft ambient stuff like Tyco or Thievery Corporation
>Doesn't like the pub much but goes out for beers with friends once in a blue moon
>Eats good food, in ok shape
>Slightly above average height
>Probably could get girls but doesn't really like putting himself out there and dislikes drunken hookups
>Clean cut but lacks style, wears a lot of zip up sweaters and t shirts of stuff he likes
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>>18001847
You know the rules, I need to see YOUR car to activate my psychic powers
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>>18002080
Alright, got a picture of it.
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>>17998999
>Speedo only goes to 160km/h
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>>18000878
KEK
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>>18001301
This car doesn't fuck around.
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>>18000825
>Around 30
>In the skilled trades
>Works a job where he gets his hands dirty, maybe mining or oil?
>Stand offish, doesn't play well with others
>Constantly fantasizes about knocking people out
>Hates when strangers are buddy buddy with him
>Thinks salesmen are snakey assholes and everyone is trying to rip him off
>A lot of contract work, occasionally collects unemployment but when he's working he is making stupid good money plus bonuses and overtime
>Has a girlfriend, difficulty showing affection so just buys her things and takes her out now and then
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>>17997353
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>>18002087
>Tattooed
>Fears aging, is only 25 or 26 but considers that old
>Gets wicked hammered at parties, not a scrapper but if someone disrespects him he'll throw down
>Considers an afternoon with the guys getting high and watching tv with friends an afternoon well spent
>Lives in a shared house
>Has shredded some wicked hot pussy but thinks his current gf could be the one (hint:she's not)
>Makes enough. Isn't crazy rich but doesn't have many expenses.
>Hoons with said stoner buddies, says he doesn't drink and drive then brags about how drunk he's gotten behind the wheel
>Wears rip curl, Oakley, DC shoe co, RVCA, etc.
>Drinks energy drinks
>Listens to EDM
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>>18002337
Oh boy, I'm afraid to break it to you, but
>Listens to EDM
>Makes enough. Isn't crazy rich but doesn't have many expenses.
Are probably the only correct things there.

I like the caricature that the Chaser gives though, I'd rather be the person that you described than the one I am currently.
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>>18002215
how fucking dare you insult the glorious rx-7
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>>17996759
I like this thread, do me boiz
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>>18001634
Highschool Football player who used to many steroids, or a mid life crisis mobile.
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>>17997769
Schoolie chauffer
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>>18002486
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>>18001410
Girl with very long nails peering over the top of the steering wheel.
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>>18001637
Super villain.
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>>17998490

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEHo2bEz6YE
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>>18002595
Y-you too
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>>18001301
>faded badges
>glossy armor alled tired
>cracked leather
>lives in a shitty apartment complex
>backs car into parking spot at shitty job
>hasn't gotten laid since prom
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>>17996962
>I can't drive a stick so I went with s6.
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>Vauxhall Corsa

>Up to 2014
Someone who's not long passed their test and recognises a good deal

>Brand new
Paedophile
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>>18002486
>Non white
>Lives with parents
>Either last year of college or first/second year of work
>Pretty cheap, puts 80% of income into savings
>Virgin, and not particularly bothered by it
>Has a couple friends he's known since birth and he hangs out with constantly, this is the extent of his social circle
>Hates, HATES when his friends get girlfriends
>Not into anime per se bit watches it every now and then
>Honestly never been alone in a room with a girl who isn't a family member
>Wishes he had more time for video games but he's just too fucking busy
>Thinks haircuts are a chore, only gets one when absolutely has to
>Focused on his studies/career, has a plan
>Disciplined, stands his ground on things, doesn't take other people's bullshit
>Will marry the first and only woman he sleeps with and actually have a really good life
>Chad's should envy him, but they never ever will
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>>18000825
Chav who accidentally bought a good car.
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Chav, bonus wanker points for custom plates.
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>>18001026
shiiiet son, my highschool girlfriend drove one of these and she worked at pac sun lel
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Do me
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>>18003438
Go give the poor thing a hug
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>>18003438
Middle aged single dad working at a supermarket
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>>18003474
I give it a pat every time I drive it
>>18003501
Wrong on all counts
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>>17999098
and they wonder why they are poor?
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>>18003438
>Under 20
>possibly underage b&
>Got it for 500€ and to him that's a lot of money
>Has used and abused it in every imaginable way
>Not only knows when it tops out, constantly tries to beat that score
>Main use is to stuff it full of friends and hotbox it
>Uses internet speak irl and gets confused when people dont understand
>Still gets butterflies when a pretty girl talks to him
>Mom gets pissed when he's out past 9 PM
>Atheist from a super religious family
>He would live in his car if he could afford gas.
>Works part time at a grocery store
>Went to a rave party once, got way too high and spent the night curled up in a ball
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>>18001637
Owner of Seaworld that bought it from a friend.
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Try me.
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>>18001847
Favorite video game is GTA3 or Vice City.
Dad has some kind of business you work for or you're a Chef at a chain restaurant.
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>>17997769
LIMITED EDITION
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>>18003614
>I guy who wishes his car was manual
>earns $5 more than minimum wage
>has a girlfriend but is slowly realizing how much they hate her
>gets bored of things quick
>lives in a desert town?
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>>18003599
Nah im 22, I got it in this state from my mom, she's had it since new, my brothers were ones who fucked it up though to be fair the paint started stripping off when the car was pretty much new, factory defect I assume, they denied it when they where called out on it.
Havent particularly abused it, just take it to the touge once in a while for driving a bit harder.
Hate hotboxing, even when I smoked I never done it, I always prefered it in the confort of my home
My parents are both atheists
That rave thing is spot on lmao, except it was a techno thing
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>>17997441
When I worked at a restaurant a group of black churchgoers came in and the pastor was wearing a Ferragamo belt and Gucci shoes.
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what do you say /o/?
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>>18001410
>early 20s
>student
>beta
>car bought by parents
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What about this one?
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>>18003693
It seems well taken care of, I only ever see absolutely molested examples
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>>18003755
thanks mate
pic is from like two months back
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>Has a Lambo in his garage
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>>18003692
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>>17997382
Don't shit on ceeds, there some real nice ones out there
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Lol do me
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Hard one.
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>>18003750
>poor mans porche
>works at a verizon store
>snapback has become permanently attached to head
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>>18004242
Not at all. Probably works at a tech firm making a good amount of money, has a bay-area complex that makes them think they’re better than everyone else because they drive a “responsible” vehicle, probably thinks cash for clunkers was a great program, think they’re an intellectual hence the “smart” vehicle, would be ok with every car manufacturer being put out of business except Tesla, probably pro-gun control.
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>>17997361
>PT Criuser
apparently these were (are?) a meme in Decatur GA because that's where all the lesbians live. kinda like them, the PT is girly but kinda butch-looking, I guess
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Daily reminder
Low tech car companies can't compete with Kawasaki.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McLaren
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamborghini
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kawasaki_Heavy_Industries
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>>18004286
I've noticed there's a nearly perfect overlap between gun control and self-driving car advocates.
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>>17999106
Damn, are scooby drivers really that bad in the states? Here in Europe Subaru is kinda rare car and pricy when new because import tax (they add almost 40% import tax because they are built strictly in Japan). I have an 06' STI and it still causes looks when i drive around because it's really uncommon car in this parts. Also, don't fit into single of those representations you wrote, except here you can get a haircut for that much because central Europe, but hey, a huge overstuffed pizza which can feed 2-3 people costs like 6-8$ here...
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>>18004988
also here is a pic and let's see how accurate you will be
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>>18002067
>Bout 27 or 28
22
>Works in a technical field maybe 3d printing or autoCAD?
Just got a business degree looking to get into accountancy
>Pretty introverted but not awkward or anything
I work part time in a pub so im far from introverted
>Not much of a talker
I can talk to anyone about anything (prob cause im irish)
>Good income for where he is at in life
not really
>Pretty tight with cash, good at saving money
i hate tight people and im awful at saving money
>Committed relationship with a girl he's ambivalent about, doesn't dislike her just isn't sure he's got that connection.
thats almost perfectly correct
>Listens to really soft ambient stuff like Tyco or Thievery Corporation
i dont know what they are
>Doesn't like the pub much but goes out for beers with friends once in a blue moon
in a pub 7 times a day but thats cause i work there 5 times a week, nightclub 2 times a week
>Eats good food, in ok shape
eats awful food and only in shape cause i still work out
>Slightly above average height
6'4
>Probably could get girls but doesn't really like putting himself out there and dislikes drunken hookups
used to love that stuff but
>Clean cut but lacks style, wears a lot of zip up sweaters and t shirts of stuff he likes
all i wear is black jeans and t shirts

pretty good brah
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>GMC Acadia
Stay at home mom with a Xanax and Franzia addiction and a hatred for managers, teenagers coming within 200 feet of them, and her own children
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>>17998961

Aww

It looks so happy

c:
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Someone guess me
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>>18005086
A single child from a flyover white trash family with whom he had issues during his adolescence/early adulthood around the time he bought the car. Is smarter than his parents, although still dumber than the average American.
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>>18005134
Close but no cigar. Want another go?
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>>17996768
mercedes actually




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