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*blocks your driveway*
>anon, why do you drive such a polluting car? Don't you know you're ruining the environment?
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Why is she in an amusement ride?
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>>18004096
She really, really likes Disney.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TwtX7egYLg
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>>18004101
aww
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>>18004101
You watch this shit Jesus you're gay
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>>18004086
"Bitch how the fuck did you get that from the fair to over here?"
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>>18004101
Calling it, she'll be blacked in two years.
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>>18004101
I thought about Disney World the other day. I went there once when I was 12 or so.

I really want to go back
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>>18005056
I don't know man... I hear that place is haunted.
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>>18004086
braaaaaaaaaaa tsuuuuuuuu
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I almost got kicked out of disneyland once
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I'll show you a ruined environment
>*unzips dick*
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>>18005155
are you even trying i go kicked twice
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>>18005161
>unzips dick

you can't unzip your dick you retard

i hate this place
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>>18004086
*braps in her face*
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>>18005228
Hahhahahah newfag lolololol
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>>18005313
The Chad shitpost
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>>18005228
>He doesn't know about dick zippers
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>>18004086
Hell yeah I am
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>>18005331
Is that like foreskin on demand or something?
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>>18004086
because my V8 burnt all the gas your prius just saved!

you arent saving the world you're just a tightarse who doesnt want to buy gas!

NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY YOU SELF RIGHTIOUS PIOUS ASSHOLE!
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>>18005374
>tightarse
you own a v8 in the land of crooked teeth?
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>Shift into reverse
>GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
>pfff, nothing personal kid
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>>18005368
yeah it's like a foreskin that you wear, and you can zip/unzip at any time to prevent dickcheese buildup
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>>18004086
how would you like to pollute /your/ environment
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>>18005237
What.... what the fuck is under those layers of RICE and bodykit?
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One of these cunts went around putting fake parking tickets that were ads for an anti fossil fuel rally on big or powerful cars at my uni, I went fucking mental when I saw it on my shitbox
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>>18005387
wrong country. but yes without the brittish teeth. or britbongland.
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>>18005237
*breaks down in her face*
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Was it autism?
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>>18005350
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>>18005573
An rx-7, RIP
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>>18005041
This, what kind of voodoo-powered shit is that? I want one!
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>>18004101
I'm pretty sure disneyland does more environmental damage than a lifetime of driving a car all in a day
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>>18005573
air channels. they greatly improve downforce by creating a suction effect of low pressure under the car, basically the opposite of a plane's wings. they do this on F1 cars and others too. it's actually a thing.
>more downforce = better braking/acceleration
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>>18005228
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>>18006017

*Shoots apex seals in her face*
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>>18006100
>where's anon? his junker car probably broke down again
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>>18005331

Dick zippers made life easy during penis inspection day
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>>18004086
>>anon, why do you drive such a polluting car? Don't you know you're ruining the environment?
>inhale deeply
>slam the accellerator
>glorious diesel T H I C C pitch-black fog comes out the exhaust
>watch her cry as the exhast reacts with her eyes creating sulfuric acid
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>>18005124
spoops
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>tfw I have a thing for tall skinny white girls who are kinda basic

I want to break Karlie Kloss in half tbqh
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when will they learn
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When will I learn
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>>18007157
Yeah she's cool
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>>18007241
need to hook up with a chick with her body type asap.
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>>18007275
Go to the anorexia therapy centre
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>>18007275
Yeah.
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>>18007283
I don't know if you are shitposting or actually think she's Aneroixc, but you are mistaken my friend. She is thin/lean but relatively fit.

That being said as much as I like a girl with her body type I also enjoy girls like Iskra Lawrence who I consider to be t h i c c
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>>18007320
She's scary thin
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>>18007326
I'm not scared
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>>18007326
>>18007326
Fatty detected.
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>>18007326
I'm just going to assume you probably live in a flyover state (as most /o/ posters are) and you're used to slightly bigger girls

no problem, ignorance is bliss.
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>>18007326
*blocks your path*
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>>18007326
*also blocks your path*
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>>18007502
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>>18007502
*whips it out*
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>>18007530
No
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>>18007566
It's amazing how quickly and drastically things have changed
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>>18007354
>I'm just going to assume you probably live in a flyover state
I'm not a burger. I just come from a country with grills which are around 60kg, with nice thicc legs and nice round breasts.
A girl should have some meat.
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>>18007354
west coast here. where are you taking your samples? because all I see are fat spics.
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>>18008359
and before peroxide was available hair could only be died darker shades
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lel
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>>18004101
She really, really likes to hear herself talk.
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>>18010213
Kino
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all these shapeless women disappoint my penis
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>>18007174
show us the pic with you next to her, anon
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>>18004086
*calls cops for blocking the driveway*
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>>18005228
>you can't unzip your dick you retard

nahm8 i think ur dick might be broken mine unzips just fine
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>>18006100
>mfw my time is so valuable I have two watches
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>>18007521
>eating a snack while carrying your groceries is now a symptom of anorexia and front page news
>worried about her health when she clearly has more food in the bag

I can't believe people actually buy this shit. The author was probably some fat bitch with 20 cats who thinks you have to starve yourself to look good.
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>>18008377
oh yeah a girls should def have what you say since you're in charge of that

>>18008390
west coast is vague, obviously you aren't in an upper middle class neighborhood on the west coast otherwise most of the women would be good looking.
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>>18008377
also

>all girls have the same body type

dumb ass. thats like a girl is saying, all guys should look like Ryan Gosling and have 12 inch cocks
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>>18010538
It's a non flyover state, and it's full of spics and fatties. Dont try to backpedal with all that "you're in the wrong area" stuff you nigger.
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>>18007174
the nose knows
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>>18011115
his name is neistat, that kinda gives it away. Also the fact that he got married in Israel
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>>18010572
how am I backpedaling, I assumed you were in a flyover state, but I was wrong so you are on the west coast. Probably California, but in an area which is full of middle class Spaniards and fat white people. thats your fault not mine.

I visited Santa Clarita before and there are plenty of hot skinny gals there
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>>18010213
>all women ever




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