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>Pull up to a redlight
>Fat obese neck beard is in the lane next to me
>Anime stickers on the back windows
>Anime figurine on the dash
>He's vaping
>mfw
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>>19733120
>tfw that’s me
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>>19733120
Why didnt you say hi? thats rude
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holy shit that was also me
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>pull up to a redlight
>see the passenger side of some brand new infiniti crossover with two giggling blonde teenagers looking back at me because they have their rear wheels on the crosswalk and I can't turn right into intersecting traffic without rolling up and getting t boned
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>>19733175
Pretty common feel
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>>19733120
>tfw i'm a skinny 120lbs 5'10 clean shaven fella
>tfw i have a few tasteful /aesthetic/ slap stickers on my back window
>tfw i vape
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>>19733498
>120lbs 5'10
and here I thought the holocaust was a lie
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>>19733498
>tfw same except 5'10 155lbs.
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Is this the weeb you seent?
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>next to some fat broad in a kia crossover at a stoplight
>handicap placard so i just know shes going to go slow and do dumb shit
>as the light is red she creeps up multiple times even though its not turning green
>light turns green
>she barely speeds up at all, damn near doing 10 mph off of the line
why are handicapped plates literally always trash?
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>>19733120
can anyone explain why is poland fucking everyone
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>>19734107
spoiler alert, a good chunk of the time those people got their disability status for something related to how fucking fat they are
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>>19733120
This happened today

>at stop light
>look to my left at the Audi wagon in the left turn lane
>chubby MILF had her hand down her pants
>just going to town down there
>green arrow hit, she drives off still digging for gold
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>>19733521
kek
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>>19733498
thank u spooky skeleton
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>>19733498
I'm 6'0" 150lbs
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>>19734699
Are you me?
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>on campus at very busy crosswalk
>light turns red, it's the students' turn to cross the road
>some idiot is going at least 45mph in a 15 mph zone
>driver notices red light at the very last second
>screeches to a halt just inches in front of a girl crossing
>the girl crossing saw her life flash before her eyes
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>>19734018
ok now do this without heavily tinted windows
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>Wall of flesh with his kid in the front seat
>Driver texting
>Neither have seat belts
>1999 Honda CRV so HEAD CRUSH MAXIMUM is almost certain
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>>19734018
>Air Force
>Braindead weeb
Checks out
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>>19735149
How do you get airforce from that?
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>>19734714
Is that women's underwear in a bucket?
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>>19735340
He is wearing ABU in the reflection
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>>19735340
The amount of gay radiating from the pic can be felt through the screen
Real answer: I got dirt on moot and make him do favors
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>>19733498
>tasteful
no such thing kill yourself
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>>19735365
ABU sleeves don't look like that though. At least if you wear them properly. Anyone with those kinds of stickers sure as shit doesn't have the rank to get away with a minor uniform infraction. Those stickers could also mean he doesn't care if he's out of regs.

I kind of see that digi camo effect though that would make the uniform idea stick. It's a little off from ABU pattern though. And down in the lower right side of the window his tinting or something is fucked. Just by the patterns and edges it looks more like a shitty tint job and lots of jpg artifacts caused by poor lighting and a reflections over a curved surface. Similar artifacts are also on that car in the reflection. If you look around Honey's ass (blond in pink shorts) it's pretty noticeable.
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>>19733120
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>>19735147
Are CRVs unsafe?
I assumed all CUVs have some safety to them
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>>19734018
terrible sticker placement
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>>19734018
Whoever does this should be executed
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>roll up behind shitty crossove
>looney toons spare tire cover that reads "back off" comes into view as i get closer
>enraged by the absurd sight before me i almost put my bumper in their back seat
>they inch forward because im way to close
>keep pulling up whenever they
>by the time the light turns green I'm over the crosswalk and they're halfway in the intersection
>tailgate them for the next 10 miles

No I will not "back off" you old cunt
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>>19734173
Some Russian dude made a load of pro-Russian memeballs. Things spiraled out of control and we ended up with Poland fucking everything.
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>>19734173
that's just how we roll
t. kurwa
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>>19735648
Why? You don't like your car?
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>>19735648
the absolute STATE of nu-weebs
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new edge sn95 4.6l's that like to get walked by v6's
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>Sitting at red light
>Loud ass wrx pulls up next to me
>There's a dyno sheet taped to the rear driver side window
>265 whp

Why are wrx/sti drivers like this?
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>>19733120
>pull up to red light
>see qt Asian girls looking at my bike
>they wave
>rev my engine
>light green
>fucking stall
>start it again
>fail to corner hard enough and switch lanes in intersection
>lock myself indoors for several days
I deserved punishment for my errors
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>>19733175
>get out of your car
>smash their mirror
Alternatively throw garbage at them
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>>19735765
>see shitty beat up subaru wagon
>POWERED BY GARRETT sticker
>rick and morty sticker
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>>19735719
My car is from the era of rigid bodies and steel bumpers
It will be fine, but hopeful the whiplash snaps my neck
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>>19735648
>hits breaks suddenly
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>>19735791
>totals your car and gives you a serious spinal injury
Sure showed me
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"Oh shit I need to fix my mirror"
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>>19735397
Take a closer look
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>>19733120
Was it a Subaru wagon?
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>>19734221
Scratch n sniff
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>>19736097
You are literally telling him to look at what he already acknowledged. Like he said though that pattern isn't ABU. It looks more like the army OCP pattern.
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>>19736157
What pattern is it then? I'm seeing ABUs
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>>19735362
You don't have an underwear bucket?
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>>19736745
Opc.
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>>19737233
Are you kidding? It looks nothing like it and is almost entirely gray.
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>pull up next to frs
>young kid with hat
>loud exhaust
>you can tell he mad
>green
>he just hangs behind
>don’t have balls to challenge me
Life of slow car owners
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>>19735491
They're actually incredibly safe, even the first generation.

t. Owned a first generation, was a tard, slid sideways through a fence, rolled, survived with only some minor shock.
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>>19737239
Because thats not ocp. What you just posted is the air force abu digicam
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>>19737305
this LITERALLY happened to me today.
>FRSlow
>upgraded tailights AND tinted
>fuckhueg "battle aero" wing
>stock height
>stock wheels
>pull up next to him so i can ask if it's fast
>stoneface ignores me and acts like he's talking on the phone as i stare at him for the whole 2 minute red light
i might be autistic but at least im not a scared faggot
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>>19734714
Why do you keep you bras in a bucket of vinegar? Faggot
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>>19735491
>>19737621
First gen crv is terrible in offset front crash .
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>>19737305
This never happened

>>19739389
This probably did

Anyone who owns an FR-S and can’t handle the bullying should just sell it.
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>>19735648
your weebass shouldn't be allowed to drive.
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>>19737305
it's not made to go fast in a straight line you baboon.
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>>19739538
I know
If the DMV clown actually took his job 1% seriously I would never even have my license in the first place
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>walking to train (radiator is fucked)
>Bloke in an ss commodore spins the wheels at the lights at the bottom of the hill
>Walk to top of hill
>Commodore pulled over right after the crest
Mfw
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>>19733498
>5'10 120lbs
Do you even cast a shadow? Damn dude

Also no sticker is tasteful
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>>19735769
Next time, you better come in clutch





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