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*Blocks your path*
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This is no problem for

MY FOLDING SAW

GET FUCKED, TREES
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>>1272354
>unblocks my path
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>>1272394
>36 hours and 118 stitches later
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>>1272354
guess I better get chopping
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>>1272394
You take hours using your weapon of choice to unblock the path. As you continue along your hike you come across a lake. The day is getting late, do you stop for the night or continue?
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I can jump that
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>>1272354
>takes off shoes and hops around on them to get through
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>>1272420
>build camp
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>>1272458
You find an area sheltered from the wind by some pines and saw down some of the branches to make a lean-to. It's not chilly as the sun starts to go down, and the night is supposed to be warm one. You do have a lighter with you and there is plenty of deadfall if you wish to build a fire, but you're also starting to feel both hungry and thirsty. What do you wish to do?
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>>1272470
I drink my own piss
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>>1272420
>>1272458
>>1272470
>>1272474

>>qst
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>>1272474
Deciding to embrace nature in all her forms, you have opted to not waste the lakewater yet and take a salty mouthful of your piss, it's not pleasant but it will do. You can hear the animals settling in around you and birds getting their last calls out in the lake as you watch a spider climbing up the branches of your shack. Your arms are tired from a day full of sawing branches and your shoulders sore from carrying your pack. You can see the planets start to form and the hints of stars in the sky as the sun vanishes. What do you wish to do?
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>>1272484
eat the spider
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>>1272484
Kill Jester
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>>1272488
You grab at the spider, crushing some of its legs in the process. It is much crunchier than you had expected. You lay back and take time biting off small pieces from its body as you watch the stars solidify overhead. The ground is soft and you can smell the nearby wildflowers. You shift items around in your pack so that you may lay your head on it. In your pack you have an empty waterbottle, some cool rocks, a cigar, a whistle, sunscreen, bugspray and your jacket, and some old jerky you had forgotten about.
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>>1272484
one of the stars starts flickering. It's getting bigger. It's not a star at all, but a space craft of some kind. It's hurling towards you and crashes about 100 yards off. You hear the crackling of fire and splintering of broken trees. You climb out of your lean-to, and look towards your pack, with you 12-gauge wooden-stocked pump shotgun leaning against it. What do you do?

>investigate
>flee
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>>1272496
Investigate grab ur shotgun
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>>1272498
You grab the shotgun and check the action, turn the safety off, and pump a shell into the chamber, before loading another shell into the gun, and grabbing a handful of loose shells and stuffing them in your pockets. You lace up your boots as you look into the dark of the woods, where you can't hear anything but the distant crackling of soft fire, a soft glow emanating from the outer dark.

You sling the weapon into your hands and begin into the woods. There is a strange, sugary smell in the air, hanging heavy in the woods like the scent of a burnt pie. You feel as if it's clinging to your face and dripping off your chin. Your eyes begin to water as you approach the fire from the meteor

>what's there, /out/?
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>>1272500
A ski sale.
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>>1272596
YASSSSS
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>>1272596
oh no
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>>1272596
You find a ski sale. You are shocked at finding this development in the middle of the woods in this fire. Smoke fills your lungs and fills your eyes with tears, they stream down your face as you look around. There are many different brands of skies around you, some of the plastic is melting. A tall man bearded man wearing a red sweater aproaches you and askes "Is there anything I can help you with?"
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>>1272640
Do you have any dildos?
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>>1272742
The man looks at you, and motions towards his replacement ski pole handle selection. There are assortments of red, black, brown and white handles, ranging from plastic, foam and fiberglass. "This is the closest thing we have Sir."
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>>1272406
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>>1272394
Keked

>>1272420
Build a cabin from all the freshly cut logs, duh! (you n00b).
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>>1272743
Go whence you came
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>>1272406

At least he cleared it.
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>>1272484

I save my progress
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>>1272354
literally just walk over it. any other answers itt are from city slickers role playing as outdoorsy types
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>>1272354
I'm a manlet, trees will support my weight
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wow this sure is a terrible thread
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>>1273035
Nonsense, i almost never laugh so much at /out/
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>>1273242
You're probably the sperg trying to make this thread a thing. embarrassing
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That's so perfect for cleaning up and building a camp in.
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>>1272490
Witnessed
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>>1272810
You turn around and leave the burning pit. With the embers of the dying fires you can see the path clearly back to the camp you made for yourself. The air is cool and crisp compared to the smoky ski shop. Your body is tired and hungry. The forest is settling in around you again and you can hear elk calling from across the lake. You lay down to rest for the night. You awaken in the morning by the sunlight and a mosquito snacking on your neck. Birds fly above you and there is a fresh layer of dew in the grass. You are hungry and thirstier than you have ever been, you feels as if your throat has lost a layer of skin from the inside. What do you wish to do?
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>>1272354
Fuck me...I'm home!
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>>1272354
I think this is the first time I have ever seen this meme using a real-life path blockage as an example
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>>1273465
Drink piss and make bigfoot calls.
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>>1272394
>Silky
Good choice anon.
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>this thread
https://youtu.be/5qyYg_bfrlw
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>>1272420
>>>/tg/
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My Cold Steel Kukri is stuck in the cut tree to the right. Then I just cut a branch to roll the logs out of the way by wedging under them..
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Anon pls
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well.. iam a fire mage ..
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>>1274813
/)
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do a 360
and perform a barrel roll
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>>1274822
Oh lord.... I'm trying to be a better person but.... just..... dude... diet... go hiking/jogging... something... that hip belt... it's like two belts....
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>unblock my path.
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>>1272354

That's a pine stairwell

Thank you for making it for me
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>>1272354
why the hell do trees and black girls keep blocking my freaking path
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>>1274826
That is based Will Keith. He wears his weight with pride.
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>>1272354
>*Blocks your path
That's a garden walk terrain compared to what I had to break through in my last hike. 60-70 degrees wall covered with overhanging jungles, half of the way I didn't even touched the ground, I couldnt reach it, I intentionally didn't cut the footage to capture the actual process of climbing, 30 centigrades heat, no water? 20 km cycling and 7 hours climbing, and then you have to go throught these debrys, it was mentally and physically unbearable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzDLkWYVHvA
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>>1275112
Oh shit.. I'm an idiot. It's clearly him lol
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>>1272354
I take care of plenty of your kind every summer with my trusty Husqy. You have no power here.




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