>hears scratching from porch>gets out of bed>proceeds to walk sideways due to instant wake>walks into sunroom (room that is enclosed on porch)>looks out window>unit is on my porch>goes to fridge>aggressively tries to find food for unit>gets half of a pound cake>throws it out window>a week goes by>more scratching at night>unit returns>closer>such a bandit>awaiting his return>i feel glad he is a regular customer
he is my customer
What a qt, make him your pet.
>update>it has babies>under porch>i am a GODfather
I would trap him and drown him in my pond
>>1293139just listened to black metal for the first time huh buddy
>update>gave him apple>NOM NOM NOM
>>1293128Confirmed for not knowing shit about raccoons as pets, other than "Hey! I know it's possible!">>1293152You stupid, stupid, son of a bitch.
>>1293152You're a nice person, anon.>>1293160Sure thing, pal.
Won't he start associating your yard with food and wrecking your trash cans now?
Give it some alcohol and a cigarette so it's even cooler
>>1293239yes, op is a retard
kill that nigger
>UPDATE>he has fled>i anticipate him coming back>make this chain bigger>suggest names>i will return 6 hours later
>>1293390his name is Friend
>>1293434This is how I always picture Jews acting around money.
>>1293434>Rubbing hands intensifies>>1293390Cal him dog.
>>1293390He looks nice and soft
>>1293106>feeding wild animalsThat's illegal in most places and you should stop. Normally, I'd say KYS, but in this case you'll more than likely die of rabies later on when it becomes bolder.
put some roofies in its food and fuck it
>>1293510And how do you know it’s illegal where OP lives?https://youtu.be/PHwmCwoqdKA
>>1293106i actually installed a feeder-pipe in the homestead that feeds them pellets very efficiently. I don't know the exact type, but it says something on the side about "mossberg" and "12 gauge".
>>1293106U-ninvitedN-iggerI-nT-erritorysounds 'bout right
>>1293567Hopefully, he gets rabies and it won't matter then.
>>1293593>wasting 12 gauge on raccoonsA high powered airsoft rifle would probably do the trick. I bullseye the squirrels that try and eat my pepper plants.
>>1293643you know why?-because I can-because they explode-because I hate the cunts on a more serious note, I use airguns for squirrels and rats too if there are too many, but i normally just use a trap. coons are tougher imo, and I want to secure the kill because I'm not that good of a shot.also, and this is the most important: what type of peppers?
>>1293655I grow bell peppers and a few jalapeno plants plus tomatoes and a strawberry patch.
>>1293160>>1293268>>1293329>>1293510>>1293595>>1293597>>1293619>>1293643you never go full reatard, jim-bob
>>1293679i grow bells and habanero, also 44 plants of varied tomatoes, going for a colourful spicy tomato puree/sauce at the end of the first harvest, do you just like them in anything, or do you also have some sort of premeditated operation in mind?
>>1293106Look at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.
>>1293390Call him kurt, and splatter his rabies having, catfood stealing, dogeye scratching brains all over your porch.
>>1293595Is that what this fucking retarded facebook/reddit/tumbler word really stands for?
>>1293708Calm down, edgelord. It’s just a single raccoon.
>>1293106Before I raised chickens on my property: Put out a bowl of water for the local raccoons every night, enjoyed watching them play and run around, seem harmless enough.After I began raising chickens and had them regularly destroy the coops, kill three or four at a time, eat the brains, and leave the bloody corpses in my yard after ripping through my porch screens as part of the chase:Raccoons now get sprayed with .22LR whenever I see them. Twelve of the sonofabitches in the last two months.
>>1293728Traps are cheaper.
>ive had enough
>>1293730Have fun your HIV
>>1293728I would've kept putting out the water but dropped 2 tabs of acid in it every day for a week.
>>1293124You know that food stamps aren't just given out freely for one's entire life and the amount and duration are determined by the case worker. They're also given out in case of emergencies. The issue with food stamps isn't people becoming dependant, it's people gaming the system.Granted I'm not arguing the welfare system wasn't put into place as a means to create a subservient voter base, but that's old shit
>>1293846I wouldn't necessarily call that edgy. Interesting, but not edgy. He didn't say poison ffs. But the other guy kinda brought it on himself. I'm an animal person and I had a raccoon up until about a year ago. She lives out behind my grandparents BUT I don't treat any animal like they aren't an issue of they become an issue. Raccoons especially are hard as fuck to uh....discipline
get an over and under .22 410 if you miss with the 22 you wont with the 410
>>1293106enjoy your parasites you dumb son of a bitchwww.raccoonworld.com/diseases.html
>>1293954>meanwhile posts an animal known to have a disease that can severely damage the nervous system of horsesHello irony.
>>1293390Shart. Name him shart.
>>1293124You're quite a faggot.
>>1293730traps are gay
>>1293720nah, but it's a perfect for describing the "unit" that OP refers to, as are all raccoons
>>1293124that's not the stated reason for not feeding the animals
>>1294069>PushIf you killed the raccoon in that guy's pic your life would turn to shit. You would lose your job, receive death threats and probably get charged with animal cruelty.The little guy was trending topic on twitter
>>1294049No matter how much you wish otherwise you aren't a horse anon.
>>1293510>That's illegal in most placesThe absolute state of your country anon
>>1293848>You know that food stamps aren't just given out freely for one's entire lifeThey can be.>and the amount and duration are determined by the case worker.This may come as a surprise, but the bureaucracy is corrupt and lazy in nearly every country that has ever existed.>The issue with food stamps isn't people becoming dependent, it's people gaming the system.Then remove the system.>but muh niglets-Fuck 'em.>Granted I'm not arguing the welfare system wasn't put into place as a means to create a subservient voter base, but that's old shitI should fucking hope not, even normalfags know that.
>>1293567I have nothing against Helping some hungry Animals out but something like that will backfire some Day and they probably shoot the poor things!
>>1293106Don't feed wild animals. You should be locked up for this. If I knew where you lived I'd call the cops. I've already sent local authorities a link to this thread, so perhaps they can find you and figure out if you are doing something illegal in your area then send your local authorities to find you. Either way, your time is nearly up. Because, hungry animals that see humans as food sources become nuisance animals that must be put down. Enjoy your rabies and possible jail time, anon.
The absolute state
>>1293848You're not from Massachusetts are you?.
>>1293124Just a reminder: rightwingers are wrong about literally everything. Always.
>>1295591I love how any time anyone is nice to a wild animal online or in real life, everyone loses their fucking minds, but kill animals for pleasure and everyone praises you.Humans are demons and need exterminated. Nothing of value would be lost and everything of value would be gained.
>>1295880humans are the only good thing this shit hole has produced. the only creatures capable of ending suffering via the holy purge of nuclear light
>>1295891>humans are the only good thing this shit hole has producedThis is the power of mental illness.>the only creatures capable of ending suffering via the holy purge of nuclear lightNow there we're in agreement, but your'e mostly just ending yourselves, the cause of most of the world's suffering.