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Post things that grind your gears about /out/ related things. I work at an outdoors store, I have a lot of them.

>People who have no intention of backpacking/thru hiking and buying an MSR Hubba Hubba over an elixir 2 because they heard good things about it
>People who buy titanium gear for car camping
>Those fucking boomer sporks with the fork on one side, spoon on the other
>People who pretend GORE-TEX is good
>"I want a cheap, lightweight and small sleeping bag that can do -10c"
>"Aluminum will poison you and give you Alzheimers"
>I need a gun to protect myself against bears
>I need bearspray to protect myself against bears
>I need a bear bell to scare away bears
>I want an unbreakable coffee mug that isn't made from plastic or metal and isn't heavy
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>>1308691

With how much shit that grinds your gears, you sound like some one who has no friends, is probably not fun to be around either.
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i have a cheap, lightweight, and small sleeping bag that does -10c, faggot.
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>>1308691

People who think bears are not dangerous.
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>>1308693
This, op, you sound like a fag. Stop crying about gay ass shit. Try faceburg for your next blog.
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>>1308694
Lets see it
>inb4 its a hotcore bag
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>>1308706
rei igneo 19. cost $180, weighs 1 lb 15 oz (long), down so it packs, and i've been comfy at 20f in it.
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>>1308691
>Uptight assholes like OP
>autistic faggots like OP
>Europeans coming to my state and claiming "hurr but [item/activity] is illegal!" when it's fucking not
Mainly guns but also certain fishing methods or fishing for certain species.
>people wholly against killing coyotes but can't articulate as to why
Honestly if you said "they're cute and I like them" I'd disagree but not argue.
>/out/ "purists" who shit on soaking bait or car camping or any other variant of an activity they disapprove of
Unfortunately these actually do exist in the wild and not just the shitty parts of the internet (like here)
>anybody espousing bows as good for pretty much anything but dedicated hunting or target archery
Even if you could keep a recurve bow in good maintenance while long-term innawoods, you WILL lose or fuck up all the arrows you brought and you absolutely will not be able to make replacements no matter how much you beat your dick on the internet over it. Fletching requires fairly specialized techniques, a few tools, and most importantly a shitload of TIME that you simply will not have if you're relying on a bow to put food in the pot.
>Californians
You are everything that's wrong with your state, stay the fuck there and soak in your own misery instead of spreading out and ruining the other states too.
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>>1308722
>Californians
>Are everything that's wrong with our state
Fuck you, I'm coming to ruin your state too
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>>1308725
You gon' get shot boy.

No seriously, people around here don't take kindly to coastal types, and a few get shot every year. Sometimes someone actually gets away with it too.

t. bootheel missourian
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Americans on this board that seem to think English urban centres are in any way representative of the UK as a whole and that everything is banned and there's no fun allowed.

Come shoot wood pigeons and partridge with me, we can cook them up on the fire pit at my rural cottage with a nice garden surrounded by hedge rows and hundred year old trees. Honestly, it's nice.
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>>1308722
>>Europeans coming to my state and claiming "hurr but [item/activity] is illegal!" when it's fucking not

like that ever happens
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>>1308712
>200 dollars is cheap
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>>1308693
>>1308696
>>1308706
Triggered boomers itt
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>>1308691
Other campers who don't shut the fuck up at night.
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>>1308730
Truth
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>>1308773
>>1308730

Brits are the most cucked Europoors I had to encounter.
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>>1308696
OP is gonna tell the bear that he isn't a trve outdoorsman and the bear is gonna off himself
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>>1308786

wtf I wish I was this smart
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>people who go out and just get drunk, blast music from their Bluetooth speakers and fuck around on their phones 90% of the time.

I'm never camping with normalfags again.
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If op thinks bear spray is shit, how do I defend myself from bears?
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>>1308796
greentext them
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>>1308796
black or brown?
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>>1308795
I bring an old school radio if I'm site camping and maybe a few cassettes. If I'm overnighting out of a backpack I'll very rarely bring a tiny plug-in speaker and my phone. Usually don't have the room or it isn't worth the effort. I'll also bring earbuds and listen to podcasts but only for like an hour or so, usually the sounds of nature and conversation are enough. I don't drink but I bring weed and mushrooms and I've dropped acid a few times.
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>>1308691
Gore-tex is good. Maybe a little overpriced but still worth it.
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>>1308800
Both
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>>1308796

You don't, fucking noob. Get eaten like a pro, like OP.
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>>1308691
Hey goretex is great
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>>1308831
>black
literally your voice is enough of a weapon to fight off a black bear
>brown
.44 or larger IF you know what the fuck you're doing with a gun well enough that the massive adrenaline dump you'll get won't fuck up your aim. spray if you don't.
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>>1308796
Bears do not exist
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>>1308745

What ever you say, fagboi.
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>>1308691
You're mad what people buy? That's creepy dude.
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>>1308693
he isn't
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>>1308730
I'll ddo it, but only if I can sleep your sister.
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>>1308722
I like coyotes. I have a theory that they will eventually start eating drug addicts living in the woods. The area I live in is infested with feral meth heads.
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>>1308722
I do like coyotes and wouldn't kill them. But I like your post.
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>>1308947
I can see how that'd be appealing, but around here the meth heads stay in the small shitty rural towns and don't innawoods because they don't have to, and the only things the coyotes eat are all the fucking small game and deer fawns.

I haven't heard a quail covey call to each other in 5 years. Part of it's habitat destruction (RIP fence rows and brush piles of my youth) but a large part of it is an explosion in coyote and possum populations (possums eat the eggs).

We're in the middle of a huge distemper outbreak among the coyotes that's effectively extinct'd our already-small fox population and is spreading to the rural and suburban pet dogs because the coyote population got so big and dense in such a short amount of time, and we've got a couple megapacks (300+ yotes) that've actually attacked people. Haven't killed anyone yet but they've fucked up a few adults and royally fucked up an 11yo boy (who was in his fenced back yard within city limits of a rural town, and the coyotes killed both the family dogs that tried to protect him and also fucked up the kid's dad who was with him).

>>1308963
It's hard for me to kill them, they look too much like actual dogs, but they gotta go. Same with feral cats.
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>>1308728
I don't think you have to worry about anyone coming to MO
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>>1308795
Fuck.
This!!
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>>1308827
>>1308878
Its literally a deprecated technology thats heavy, expensive, and doesn't last that long at all. Its total trash and not that good for the environment either.
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>>1310194
t. poorfag
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>>1308730
>Americans on this board that seem to think English urban centres are in any way representative of the UK as a whole and that everything is banned and there's no fun allowed.

When you tell an American things are fucked in the USA:
>yeah bro, i know, fucking shitlibs!
When you tell a Canadian things are fucked in Canada:
>yes darling, JT gets my panties in a twist!
When you tell an Australian things are fucked in Australia:
>yeah m8, fucking nuke melbourne!
When you tell a Britbong things are fucked in the UK:
>NO THEY'RE NOT, MOST FREE COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! I CAN ABSOLUTELY DO ANYTHING I WANT.
*knock knock knock*
>fuck, i raised my voice without a yelling license and now the police are here! look what you did!
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>>1310211

Kek.
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>>1310197
Can you explain to me why goretex is superior to outdry then?
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>>1308691
I laughed at "my feet feel fine"
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>>1308693

maybe that's why he likes to be innawoods faggot
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>>1310234
It's reliable technology that's good for the environment not some shit that will not last one season and then get thrown in a landfill just so jewey sheckleburg can fleece you
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>>1309010
Just left a worksite in MO and holy fuck I hope I never go back to that methhaven of ticks, wasps and poverty. If sooner live in Cali at the risk of federal imprisonment over my inability to abide by gun laws.
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>>1309010
Took the words right from me, thanks anon
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>people
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>>1308744
But it is.
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>>1308728
>admitting to being a dumb hillbilly

Priceless
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>>1309010
This...can you say fly over?
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>>1310599
Can you say Ferguson?
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>>1310263
Literally untrue. Goretex is awful for the environment and needs to be reproofed after it loses its treatment. You and I both know your argument has no legs. Good day.
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>>1308691
My pet peeve is people that set up camp and then open and close their car doors every 5 minutes the entire trip.
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>>1308691
Jesus Christ.... with this list and the fact you work in retail I know you’re retarded and a city hippy. Go find some 550 cord in your store and kys
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>>1308722
I kill coyotes too bc they kill baby deer at an astronomical rate plus to collect my bounty money. Also fuck Californians. Commie fucking degenerates
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>>1310607
How is it bad for the environment? What fucking treatment? It's fucking expanded Teflon you jackass, it's not a surface treatment.
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>dont carry that hatchet while backpacking. Its unnecessary weight
So is my coffee and a paperback book but i hike for enjoyment. I hate weight weenies
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>>1308691
>op hates gortex
>op hates george costanza
Castanzaface.png
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>>1308691
Seems like youre being a bit of a twat op. A lot of these are pretty reasonable preferences
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>>1308744
Get a job. Thats literally dinner for 4 at a half decent restaurant
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>>1308772
People who camp by other people
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>>1308796
Clearly youre not a true outdoorsman
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>>1308806
>cassettes
Wow i just found a pet peeve i didnt know i had. Literally why?
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>>1310645
Fucking brutal.
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>>1308691
Bring your phone camping and expecting to use it and have cell service and WiFi
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>>1308737
Anyone who stops another human being for engaging in harmless activity because they think it's illegal is a european, even if they were born in a free country.
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>>1310598
>hillbilly
Swampbilly mang. No hills around here.
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>>1310601
>one neighborhood of one city completely ruins an entire state
Seriously. Ferguson isn't even a city, it's like 8 blocks of one.
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>>1310666
Not one, there is also St. Louis, Branson, and so many others. Stopped at Cracker Barrel in a generic mo. Town, and the waitress practically begged me to take her with me on the road trip far away from miserable Missouri
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>>1308691
Taking kids in diapers camping
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>>1308691
Pet peeve: peeps like OP that are all talk and book knowledge but have never spent real time /out/ and miss basic fundamentals in their unrealistic LARPs
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>>1310678
Ferguson is St. Louis. I personally love mo. Poverty is bad yes but im a innawoods faggot and its beautiful
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>>1308722
Coyotes start multiplying like crazy if you kill them, would need to find a full pack to wipe out simultaneously.
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>>1310645
damn i didnt know Jordan Peterson was this much of a bad ass, i'll go clean my room now
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>>1309010
lol my immediate thought
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>>1308691
You need to go /out/ more. Might relax you a little.
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>>1310211
>yelling license
no such thing. you can't get a licence to speak in UK.

citizens of soviet union had more freedom.
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brandfags
women who wear make up to go hunting
women who hunt, for that matter
assholes who leave fish to rot on banks
assholes who kill shit with no intention of cleaning or eating it
litter bugs
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>>1308800
African and Indian bears?
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>>1310211
Look, we've been feeling a little insecure since losing our empire. We'll come to terms with it eventually, untill then just be patient, we're dealing with out baggage I promise.
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>>1310836
>women who hunt
You are the basedest of boys
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>>1308722
>can’t recreat arrows
>special tools
https://youtu.be/SLoukoBs8TE
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>>1310696
Coyotes multiply like crazy whether you kill them or not.
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>>1308691
>I want an unbreakable coffee mug that isn't made from plastic or metal and isn't heavy
What's wrong with wood?
>People who buy titanium gear for car camping
Didn't you mean
>People who buy titanium gear

>Those fucking boomer sporks with the fork on one side, spoon on the other
Sporks as a whole suck. Just use a knife and spoon like any normal person.

>People who pretend GORE-TEX is good
What's wrong with Goretex? While it's not as good as wool or leather, it's still preferable to membraneless synthetics.

>>1308722
>Europeans coming to my state and claiming "hurr but [item/activity] is illegal!" when it's fucking not
Yeah, they're almost as bad as burgers coming to europe and telling us that things are illegal. I can't even count how often off-duty military faggots from Ramstein threatened to call the police because I was carrying my 7 inch shotgun in the woods. They never seem to understand that germany has no restrictions on barrel length.
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>>1311129
>no nock insert
Those would split on the first firing through any bow over a 30lb draw
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>>1308882
Wrong, your voice is enough for ANY animal

https://youtu.be/TtC14cpwwXg
https://youtu.be/jWpleN562WE
https://youtu.be/HXFaMkin7ZU
https://youtu.be/TBpu4DAvwI8
https://youtu.be/KujmrcF0ZxU
https://youtu.be/veVQrNi4QKo

Ik my post is going to make a bunch of gun fags mad, but guns are meant for people, not animals. Animals will only kill beta bitch boys. If you present yourself as the dominant species (which you are) they won’t fuck with you. Stop being a pussy and enjoy nature god damn. You fags are just ruining it by killing the animals. Honestly fuck you bitches
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>>1311140
Look at this high quality bait
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>>1311139
Face facts, I showed you that
>if you could keep a recurve bow in good maintenance while long-term innawoods, you WILL lose or fuck up all the arrows you brought and you absolutely will not be able to make replacements no matter how much you beat your dick on the internet over it. Fletching requires fairly specialized techniques, a few tools, and most importantly a shitload of TIME that you simply will not have if you're relying on a bow to put food in the pot.

Is wrong in his retarded statement
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>>1311142
Look at this beta bitch boy

>Don’t forget your bug spray next time!Those suckers will eat you alive!
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>>1311139
what? I self knock arrows for my 70 lbs long bow and Ive never had a split. I use poplar
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>>1311153
Yes. Be sure to scream at that charging momma grizz. Just make yourself big bro
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>>1311153
I unironically take bug spray. Im in nature to enjoy it not feed it
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>>1311186
https://youtu.be/6B_ib8SfDf4
3:08 Stop being a bitch

>>1311188
Nah you’re in nature to pick and choose which aspects you like
>I love nature
>but I also hate parts of nature

Kys faggot
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>>1311196
Who is timothy treadwell
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>>1311196
So if i like one part i have to like the whole? What kind of retard logic is that? Do you spend a lot of time watching tranny midget scat porn? I mean you like some parts of the internet after all
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>>1310211
Ive been to both the US and England, US was by far more enjoyable. Everything there is so big, the parks there are nice, nice people there. In England I met neanderthals screaming at each other, a guy asking for my KFC leftovers, etc.
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>>1310634
b-but ounces equal pounds!!

I agree lightweight can be essential, but when people begin to not bring essential stuff for the sake of saving weight, I'm sorry but then the problem is your fitness.
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>>1310836
>>1311071
incels
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I tend to hate when people insist on coming with you, and then proceed to walk in a slow tempo, have to stop constantly, have to talk constantly, have an obvious wish to set up camp/turn and walk home. I feel like a dickhead for wanting to leave them, and I shouldve said no. Most of family are aware of this, but some still insist on joining, friends gave up.
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>>1311220
Im all for upgrading to a lighter tent or expensive down bag if you have the coin. That makes perfect sense. No sacrifices, better performance. But ive seen people drill holes in their spork handle or not bring spare lighters and stupid shit like that to “save weight”. A bic weighs nothing. Throw an extra where it wont get wet man
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>>1311225
>wasting weight on creature comforts like lighters
A few sticks is all you need pal. Any true outdoorsman makes his own
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>>1311146
>huurrr timelapse video of a guy shooting a dozen shots thru a sub-20lb bow
>sure showed him!
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>>1311227
Arrows didn’t exist until carbon fibre was invented. Everyone knows this
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>>1311226
I bring a bic, a storm lighter and some flint and steel. The immense weight has almost broken my back
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>>1311226
This. I dont waste weight on anything. I start every day fully naked. If i need a fire make a pump drill. If im hungry i catch a fish with my hands. If i get cold i kill a bear and wear his pelt. I keep an iphone with internet access only to laugh at you sissy “men” here on this anonymous cantonese glamoing forum. I pay my bill at a sprint store with various pelts and fresh meats
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>>1311236
I always keep one of those magnesium blocks in case my lighter fails. It never has but ive used it for fun before
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>>1311237
>having an iphone
I bulit my own pc from glass and gold wire i smelted by hand and use satellite internet from a dish i built then launched into orbit with a trebuchet (took three tries to my great shame)
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>>1311240
>implying a gravity powered machine could ever break earths gravity
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>>1311258
Things in orbit aren’t free from earths gravity. Thats why they orbit and dont float away
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>>1311214
>false equivalency
Wrong, I like no porn therefore I like no aspect or part of porn especially the extremely deviant or grotesque

Learn to enjoy the bad aspect, fags like you are the ones who make national parks unbearable with your faggy tourism. Making the hard to reach trails extremely assessable to even the most unfit and unwanted tourist. Your mindset is killing the very throng you claim to enjoy. You can either have nature and wilderness or you can have none of it. There is no inbetween. If you can’t hike the hard trails then don’t fucking go on them, if you can’t get a big off you using your hands then you’re literal genetic trash
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>>1308722
Car camping is fucking awesome. Screw anyone that disapproves of me cuddling 12hrs in the back of a 1998 jeep Cherokee Sport in shitty conditions.
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>>1311227
I proved him wrong stay butt hurt faggot
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>>1311285
Its not a false equivalency. It was a perfect analogy. Its not my fault your logic is beyond broken and you just throw around buzzwords when youre cornered
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>>1308691
The bear bells are the only thing on that list that bothers me. Whenever I see someone wearing them they're always fat midwesterners and all I can think is "Dinner time!"
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>>1310612
Deer will outstrip their habitat if their numbers aren't culled by wolves and coyotes.
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People wearing full comando clothes when /out/
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>>1311354
>me on the left
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>>1311285
>just enjoy shitty things
Wow u r 1 dumb cunt m8
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>>1311375
You are wrong, im the one in the center, with the woodland camo hat
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>>1310211
Nice.
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>>1310836
Women who hunt bother you?

Damn, where I live that's like a test to make sure she's marriage material. Every woman I've met who hunts has a touch of guilt about it and then happily cleans and cooks whatever she kills too, after a while she's happy with just letting you do the killing but she already knows how to do the rest. Mission accomplished.
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>>1311140
This. I did work on the Alaskan pipeline and although we carried rifles and bear spray, we encountered grizzlies about every other day. One of us was always a "spotter" - that's important, because you want to notice them early. When you do, though, yell and act like a fucking-crazy-man-acting-like-a-bear and they shit themselves trying to nope the fuck out of there. Every time.

Bad thing would be stumbling on them in the woods. All bets are off then, but I'd still go with the idea that a lot of noise early on makes bears go away. I know that may work only 99 percent of the time, though, so I never kept my other options far from me in case. I would easily say I've encountered over 200 grizzlies. Only one seemed like a smug asshole, and my partner shot him in the ass for his trouble.
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>>1311231
>nock inserts have never been a thing
Even the abos and Africans learned to use horn or bone nocks on their arrows
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>>1311422
When it comes to life and death id rather play it safe then “ah sure 99% of the time ill be fine”. Always carry my .44 in bear country. Even black bears have been known to attrack unprovoked
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>>1311423
Not true. Arrows were actually invented shortly after 3d printing
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>>1311442
Or you could face it like a man. Either you die from a man eating bear or you kill a bear with your bare hands. Both are preferable to
>le 44. Magnum
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>>1311386
If you can’t love something wholly then you can’t love. Have you never loved someone despite their flaws and quirks? If not you’ve never truly loved
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>>1311335
>he thinks porn and the internet are mutually exsclusive

And you say my logic is flawed, kys you pseudo intellectual
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>>1311354
>does this look like the face of mercy?
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>>1310864
Imagine how cucked Anglos outside of England feel watching you guys destroy our ancestral homeland and genetic reserve.
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>>1311454
You are without a doubt the biggest idiot on this board
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>>1311455
I never said they were mutually exclusive. Almost the exact opposite I said porn is part of the internet which is 100% accurate
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There is so much stupidity going on in this thread. You people are why i go outside
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>>1308691
When I'm hiking with small folks and gotta worry about mountain lions snatching them up.
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>>1311487
Good one, and now that you know youre wrong you can think of even better insults

>>1311489
Your analogy only works if I said I love the world, and nature is part of the world much like porn in part of the Internet. In which case your original analogy is still shit
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>>1311505
The analogy was you like parts of the internet so you must love the whole. Still not sure why this has taken you hours to puzzle together. It was a pretty straight forward comparison
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>>1308691

I get annoyed by all the consumerism when it comes to "bushcraft" or /out/ stuff in general. I say this sometimes but get called a poorfag or told "STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE"

It just reminds me of all these "bushcraft" people on Youtube or Instagram that post their pictures or videos of all this gear they have that completely defeats the purpose and is basically just a commercial. It's annoying how capitalism and marketing has invaded quite literally everything.
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>>1311531
Dont forget your WoodTek umbrella in case in rains
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>>1311531
> It's annoying how capitalism and marketing has invaded quite literally everything.
They only do it because of all the mouth breathing idiots who buy the stuff. The problem isn't capitalism, it's people.
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>>1311630
its both, when you allow a system of responsibility, dumb people blossom.
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>>1308691
>he doesnt carry a gun in grizzly country
That or east coast fag spotted.
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>>1311932
>allow
So some governing authority is going to dictate what people are allowed to buy and sell? gtfo commie
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>>1311989
Yes, this is true it more or less every country, you hillbilly fuck. You just get taken advantage of, almost even more than dumb people in 3rd world countries. Fed shit every day.
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>>1312198
>more or less
>thinks prohibiting drugs and sex slaves is equivalent to prohibiting dumb camping gadgets
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>>1312265
he said while being prohibited a kinder egg for 50 years.
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>>1308730
>as long as it isnt happening near me it isnt happening
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>>1311967
>opinions scare me and hurt my feelings
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>>1308691
Under what circumstances is aluminium dangerous? I'd think as long as you're not literally huffing powdered aluminium none should get in your system
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>>1308728
Boot of MO? Not to for from where im at in country bumpkin Ville arkansas.
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>>1311989

>commie
>government

it's a dictatorship of the proletariat, you stupid hamerican
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>>1311454
just because I love someone doesn't mean I love all parts of them. I can love my mom. doesn't mean I have to like her hippyass friends?
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A-aluminium won’t rot my brain, will it anons?
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>>1310641
>2018
>eating at restaurants
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>>1313239
If you have to ask then it doesn't matter
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>>1312762
Eyy>>1313197
, nah right on the border basically. Kennett.
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>>1308730
>80% of population is urban
>100% of laws made by urban areas
>cant vote because lolmonarchy so no hope of ever changing anything
It's a fair and generally accurate assumption m8
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>>1311442

Bear spray is less potent than human spray because of faggots. Use regular people mace in riot control sizes if you want to live. or use a .44 mag or larger for brown and .357 or larger for black. Most bears you can scare off by yelling but I have encountered ones you can because they had become accustom to robbing fishermen.
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>>1313374
>cant vote because lolmonarchy

hamerican go home
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>>1311237
where do you keep the phone when you're not using it?
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>>1311285
>Wrong, I like no porn therefore I like no aspect or part of porn especially the extremely deviant or grotesque

Tip to you, good sir.
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>>1310612
I like you.
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>>1308691
THAT PICTURE MADE ME REEEDEEEEE OUT LOUD and i laughed hard. Im glad you posted it friend. seriously was funny.
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>>1308728
sadly in my state this big airport brings in fucking faggot tourist every day. and traffic is HORRIBLE because of it.

SERIOUSLY FUCKINNG DIE WEST COAST. just fucking DIE! If our ancestors knew how much fucking faggots you would be, they would have jjust left thhe indians alone.
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>>1308691
Ok wait.

You hate people who buy " rubbish larp gear", do you hate the business owner for stocking it?

Keep your eye on the prize son. The business owner's after his percentage. You're after minwage. Neither of you really live off the land like inuits. Just accept the different levels of /out/.

Dont be a kvltist.
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>>1308947
dude i nerd out on coyotes . one of natures most incredible animals and my favorite animal. i read about them like a little kid who just learned about dinosaurs.

they live in any climate, any season, any location. they can communicate with both body and "verbal language." they can work solo, they work in packs. they keep their own hours, they are monogamous (by animal standards) they have tight family bonds, both parents take part in raising the youth. they have unique personalities, they welcome "the stranger" into their pack.


but sadly i get that >>1308971 is right. if i were a cattle or chicken farmer, i wouldnt be too fond of them-- but man are they cool.
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>>1314559
also reminder that Canadians are the nicst people in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqVE9qfg7yI
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>>1314559

Post a pic of your coyote fursona
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People that litter, people that are loud, people that let their dogs off leash on well-traveled and popular trails, and mountain bikers on trails that are more suitable for hiking
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>>1314603
Why would you NOT let your dog off leash on well traveled popular trails?
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>>1314511
u ok?
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>>1308691
Have surprised two moose and a bear
Get a gun
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>>1308691
i had to make my own wool poncho(actually a clock) wtf you can buy them
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>>1308800
Don't think my race has to do with anything
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gear fags and old timers who think I need their advice
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>>1311140
Other than the bit on guns you are right. Working on farm the best defense against a bull is holding your ground and puffing up as much as possible. If you are louder you win, that's what it seems to be in the animal kingdom.

>>1308691
>Cityfags
>You should wear shoes out here,looking these fancy boots
>Lectures on starting fires to everyone, then runs out of wood and has to forage in darkness
>Doesn't like the woods at night and insists on using light even on full moons
>Shits right next to the camp because dark woods are spooky
>Can name every plant but still can't read lay of land and ends up in swamp
Never again will I camp even close to them.
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>>1313197

>believing that division of resources will successfully be accomplished without some sort of executive apparatus

>believing that this apparatus will not eventually extend their grip over all of society with violence and hero worship propaganda espousing how great they are

Being a Communist in the 21st Century is like refusing to get a cell phone. You're not principled, you're just willfully ignorant and retarded.
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>>1311240
>Not using a hollow treestump and handmade blackpowder to launch your satellites
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When groups of people are bickering and bragging about their gear instead of shutting up and enjoying the outdoors. I'm a local that uses the AT to get to my favorite spots whether it be fishing, hunting, or just fucking around in general, and every damn time I go through a shelter or a vista , all I hear are people arguing over what tent is the best, what shoes are the best, I get better cell reception when I poop in my socks, I boil water, I use a life straw, I can stick my dick in my own asshole, etc.

Stop and smell the roses you fucking pests.
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>>1313398
Jokes on you, we are home. And it's fucking awesome.
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>>1314559
>they have unique personalities
Dude, even fucking cows have unique personalities
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>>1308691
I've never had problems with gore-tex. It's very reliable from my experience.

>>1308795
>blast music from their Bluetooth speakers
THIS, especially on the hiking trail when im trying to medidate near a creek or river, and just want to hear the water, wind and birds.

>>1308947
I want to believe.

>>1311140
I agree for the most part that your voice is a good way of warning wild animals of your presence, but that alone wont always save you.
>if youre the captain of the football team, mama bear wont do nuffin to you if you get close to her cubs

all that "dominant species" nonsense wont make a difference to a bear who goes into hunting or defense mode.

>>1311224
>I tend to hate when people insist on coming with you, and then proceed to walk in a slow tempo, have to stop constantly,
thats my grill 2bh. cant wait till class starts so i can go back to solo hiking/camping

>>1311422
>I'd still go with the idea that a lot of noise early on makes bears go away.
this

>>1311500
thats a BIG kitty

>>1311531
>It's annoying how capitalism and marketing has invaded quite literally everything
a fool and his money are soon parted.

>>1314603
>people that let their dogs off leash on well-traveled and popular trails
this and recreational horse riding on trails.
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>>1311196
You do realize in the tough old days cunts would be slathering themselves with animal grease and pine/fir resin right? Not just getting eaten alive like a retard the way you're proposing. Bug spray is fine as long as people aren't ditching the cans and bottles.
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>>1316646
Where are you pulling this from, genuinely curious. I hate bugspray but pine sap is s motherfucker to get off your skin, last thing I want to do is rub it all over myself.
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>>1308691
>shitting on GORE-TEX
>not using a bivy
Die nigger
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>>1308971
yeah but nobody NEEDs an AR-15
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>>1310641
>$200
that's dinner for four for a week or two if you're not a pleb-tier conspicuous consumption faggot
stay poor
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>>1316774
Marines do.
And what if i want to come to your house and shoot you and your family without special effort? I do NEED one.
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>>1308691
>>"I want a cheap, lightweight and small sleeping bag that can do -10c"

Grand Canyon Fairbanks 130 or whatever. Bought it years ago, was cheap, is rather light but a bit bulky, yet keeps me warm even in winter.
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>>1310641
Fuck are you on about? Even when I go full retard, I've never spent more than 50$ at a restaurant in my life.
$25 before drinks will get you a good meal at just about any place that doesn't make you wear a tie.
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>>1317249
>I've never spent more than 50$ at a restaurant in my life.


where do you live? and what year is it?
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>>1308722
There's no good reason to kill coyotes outside of actually using the pelt. They're a natural part of the landscape and are almost impossible to actually lower the numbers of through hunting anyway so you're just sort of pissing in the wind if you think you're doing anything but killing an individual coyote when you do so.
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>>1308728
>Californians going to Missouri to go /out/

California has more public land than Missouri has land. The amount of designated wilderness alone in CA is equal to a third of the area of MO.

Walking out to your still on the back forty isn't going out, Cleetus.
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>>1317382
>They're almost impossible to actually lower the numbers of through hunting

So killing them for sport is a perfectly good reason.
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>>1308691
My friend's one of those bear guys. Refuses to go into the woods without a shotgun or a handcannon, because "Black bears hunt humans for fun." I've tried to explain to him that Appalachian black bears are timid as hell and avoid contact with people, but he won't have any of it.
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>>1311454
I like not having malaria more than I like swamps. So when going into a swamp, I will do all I can to avoid getting all bitten to hell. That doesn't mean I don't like nature, it just means I'm not a masochist retard.
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>>1317425
as it fucking should be.
MUH PELTS
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>>1312717
>people aren't allowed to have different opinions
>You're not allowed to disagree with people because it's just their opinion bro
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>>1309010
;_;
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>>1314603
I'm OK with the dogs if they're well trained.
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>>1317528
I do too. It's just one of the worst feelings is already being on edge when youre /out/ in the sticks, in bear and cougar country, and have a run straight at you. Then it jumps up all on your shit, smelling you, acting like a fucking retard, and finally stops when its idiot owner says "oh dont worry! He's friendly!"

I dont fucking care how friendly it is. It's fucking irritating and it screws up my headspace.
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>>1309010
>shithole
i feel bad for the people who want to get out but can’t
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>>1308691
ok lol, the lightweight non plastic indestructible coffee mug got me
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AFTERNOON DEATH-LIGHTNING STORMS EVERY SINGLE DAY IN FLORIDA DURING THE SUMMER RUINING EVERYTHING

Would not give a single shit if it was just rain storms, even terrible ones. Lightning here is no joke though and kills people all the time (relatively). It's especially worse when it comes to water-adventures obviously. What the Sundarbans are to tiger attacks Florida is to lightning strikes.
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>>1317563
You have to be smarter than a dog anon, or the miserable life of a beta cuck awaits you.
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>>1317631
Shut the fuck up.




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