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WHY NO /out/ GF?
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If you can get a gf you can get an /out/ gf. Grills all want to go camping, these days.
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>>973001
I only fish and qts don't fish, they hang out on the back of Chads boat with a pole in thier hands.
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>>973008
Do both heads get hungry and thirsty or just one?
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>>973044
They only have the one vagina, so if you date one, some other guy has the same access as you.
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>>973044
They both have only one stomach. I assume if they both have brains that produce the same chemicals then they probably are both hungry at the same time.

I guess they both eat half a meal?
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>>973050
>>973059
Follow up question, which one controls the arms and legs?
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>>973050
So you can get a date with the ugly one and still get to screw the pretty one.
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>>973001
>Tfw gf seems to have at least a passing interest in /out/ shenanigans
>SHe's pretty unfit though, but used to love hiking before she hit uni
>Been a while since I've gone /out/
How do I slowly get her into exploring and hiking and camping and shit, brehs?
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>>973061

One controls one side, the other control the other half. They use to have a show on t.v. that lasted a few seasons. They talked about a lot of how their body works and shit. Some times one felt hungry the other didn't. One was happy while other is sad, etc, etc.
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>>973083
maybe ask her? you know, instead of an anonymous image board?
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>>973083
start small-car camping with lots of luxuries, and short dayhikes on easy terrain, then gradually build up. be patient, and pay attention to what they like and don't like to maximize their experience, and if you do a good job she'll get into it. my wife had never even been car camping when i met her, now she's backpacked across the sierra with me.
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>>973001

Don't know that feel.
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>>973108

>snow in Aurtria
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>>973110

>Austria
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>>973113

>Australia
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>>973001
I have an /out/ gf
She is the 5th one I tried taking /out/, the only one that enjoyed it, and the only one that was any good at it
But she didn't start out /out/
Most /out/ists aren't born, they are made
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>>973001
>WHY NO /out/ GF?

>Not the best looking dude
>Can't really deal with other people's bullshit
>No job
>Not searching for a gf
Pretty much this. I rather spend my time fucking random hookers once in a while.
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>>973062
Modified:

You just fuck the ugly one in the ass.
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>>973156
What if one of them likes butsecks but not the other?
Its only one anus
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>>973117
>Autistia
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>>973001
/out/doors is like 90% men, 10% women

Source: I go out a lot. Mostly old dudes, some old women, some young dudes, rarely young women. At least, on the trails I hike.
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>>973333
>Source: I go out a lot. Mostly old dudes, some old women, some young dudes, rarely young women

>go /out/ a lot at the beach
>mostly old fucking nudist fags
life's suffering, a decade or so ago was mostly 20s and 30s women sunbathing their tities.
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>>973001
Every time I take a woman to the forest she decides she wants to stay there forever.
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>>973333
sweet anecdotal evidence, bro. and definitely not based on selective memory which is in turn based on confirmational bias.
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>>973001
>no /out/ bf to keep me warm at night

I'm a guy but really androgynous I can be a girl for you if you want...
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>>973040
Lel

>>973001
>tfw need to get a GF first before there is any attempt at an /out/ gf
She claims she wants to go kayaking but women are confusing as shit so who knows what will happen.
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>>973001
Because I am /out/
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>>973406
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>>973348
Wh-what beach, bro?

>>973411
Just because it's anecdotal, doesn't mean it's not real!
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Because millennial women are all too busy being celebrity-worshipping sluts and doing women's studies. I think the Muslims were right about treating these whores as cattle instead.
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>>973734
A European one. Is nudity legal in the US?
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>>973737
This is the pill the liberals are going to have to swallow. As soon as Islam takes hold, there are going to be good christians that say "You know what? I'm getting a pretty good deal out of this."

Then the sluts are going to really dislike their little red white and blue hijabs. Honestly we win either way.
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>>973012
>"lets go camping!"
>"ew wtf, where's your camper?"
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>>973756
>Good Christians
>In the US

LOL

you'll be whining as soon as the muslims take away your hooch
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>>973769
THIS FUCKING RIGHT HERE.
I swear, ive been able to take my guy friends out on trips for years, but the moment we even extended the offer to a few girls who were interested, it was like "soooooooooooo we're gonna b in a camper, riiiight?" Had to tell them no and the only cots we had were for keeping clothes and belongings off the floor at night.

Lucky me tho, found a redhead that seems more interested in bringing less amenities and sleeping in a hammock. But that said 90% of the girls my age cant handle the thought of going without a matress or electricity. They recoil even more when you tell em there's no cell service.
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>>973001
If you really want to know, it's because your MGTOW attitude and gamer's hygiene conspire between themselves to repel women. Ťry spending some time away from 4chan to learn how properly socialized people behave.
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No social contact. I don't think I've ever been alone with a grrr for more than a few minutes, much less actually had a one on one conversation with one. In fact the only place I ever came into contact with them was school and that's getting on for 8 years ago now.

Dunno how other guys actually meet people, it's alien to me.
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>>973467
I think that word is to describe male looking females
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>>973737
Do Muslims rape their cattle too?
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>>973752
Only at certain places like a nude beachs, aside from that there are nudest retreats and such but that's all private property.

If you want to be publicly naked though it's not hard. Just claim it's for art or protest reasons. Entire music festivals have gotten a start this way.
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>>973001
Autism (this >>973827)
/out/ girls stink and don't shave
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Here the whole screencap
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>>973001
but i do. we have annal in freezing Gêres Water
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>>973818
>the only cots we had were for keeping clothes and belongings off the floor at night.
>car camper pretending to be 2hardcore4u
kek, if you were someplace you could bring cots just for storage you might as well have brought a camper.

the most luxury my wife wants is an inflatable pad instead of foam, and since she carries it i don't care.
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I know so many girls that love to go /out/. Hikers, climbers, mountaineers, paddlers, runners. Even hunting and fishing.

I will say that I don't know lot that are in to bushcraft, though.
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>>974118
Where are you from lad, pretty much none of the young people here enjoy hiking, you mostly see senior citizens and an occasional fat couple with a dog that drove as much as they could to get to that point.
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>>973917
You say this like it's a bad thing. I love the way my girl smells after a few days in the woods, and I encouraged her to stop shaving her bush. She still does her pits unfortunately, but I can imagine stubble there must suck.

I had to introduce her to camping, but it was easy as she already liked running on trails and fishing. She caused me to up my fire starting and brush cooking skills too, and always pushes me to do longer hikes. You will find someone you can enjoy life with, but it's not an easy thing. You must challenge them and improve yourself, too. But you can do it, I believe in you.
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>>974128
I'm kinda from everywhere, but I've spent most of time as an adult in Washington, South Dakota, Utah and Alaska (most recently)
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>>974128
Where are you from?
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>>974133
Croatia, the young population is dying out as it is, if somebody actually finds the time to do something they probably won't go to the woods
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>>974135
Can't say I know many Croatians, but I met a lot Bulgarians last summer and most of them seemed to enjoy at least hiking out to the lake for a swim. You know, when they weren't squatting in track suits or stealing bicycles.
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>>974138
God bless them.
I live by the sea so there is no reason to go to the mountains unless it's for skiing
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>>973001
because any women I consider attractive enough to be in a relationship is a superficial piece of shit riding the cock carousel for likes on her instagram
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>>974142
Re-read your own post and reconsider who the superficial one is, dude. Who cares about "attractive", you need to find a girl who is kind, loyal, and takes care off herself. Remember, we will all look like shit after 45 anyway.
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>tfw your /out/ gf vanishes and shows up in Costa Rica as a sex slave to Motumbo.

http://vocm.com/news/missing-corner-brook-woman-turns-up-in-costa-rica-joins-the-etherians/
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>>974013
See, when you go \out\ with 5ish buds, you kinda have to pack a lil heavy. Yeah yeah, we might not NEED a 12 person tent but we have it anyway.

Besides that, we strap all our gear on our bikes and haul ass innawoods untill we hit a clearing on a lake. Not car camping, but not roughing it either. Gets us away from the campsite campers.
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No /out/ GF cuz wife. She likes fishing, hiking, camping and plinking so no complaints.
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>>973012
Their idea of "camping" is extremely different.
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>>973001
because I have an /out/ wife
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>>973001
No need. 3D girls are gross and my gear is my harem.
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>>973001

>Pleather jacket
>Posing hardcore
>Nearly tied Shenzhen
>Doc martens
>Everything pristine and clean

That ain't no /out bitch, son
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>>973001
I go in the woods to get away from basic bitches. The type of girl who enjoys being in the woods won't be very feminine anyway
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>>974977
>femininity=prissyness
and i'm sure when you're not innawoods you're fighting basic bitches off with a stick.
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>>974217
You can have both, you know.
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>>975011
Salaam, brother.
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>tfw no crazy /out/ gf
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>>974131
Am I the only one who thing the girl in this picture is possessed?

Hopefully pic not related
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>>973050
Polygamy should be legal in this one case. I would marry both those cuties and be satisfied with their one vagina and one anus.
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>be me
>senior year of uni
>have besty roommate
>besty roomy now has full time gf and they're inseparable
>there are only so many activities two humans can do together yet they remain together 24/7
>run out of shit to do together so they settle for doing shit like watching Deal or no Deal on the tele
>whatsfuckingwithyouman.jpeg
>besty roomy is an avid outdoorsman
>takes his lady gal on camping trip (car style)
>no showers tv cell service or vanity mirrors
>plenty of bugs dirt and sweat and stink
>ohyeahprissygirl.ping
>absolutely hates it and is disgusted
>weekend trip turns into a one night getaway

Glad we found that out before we went on our week long BWCAW trip

Only get my besty for one week a year now
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>>973044
Do they have double IQ when combined?
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>>975059
someone post the girl who dove into a bisected deer and bathed in its blood and innards
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>>975313
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>>975318
Wife material right there.

Anybody got the webm?
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>>975253

>besty

So you'require gayou and wish he was fucking you instead right?
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>>975453
>you'require gayou
couldn't have said it better myself anon
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>>975220
Hey now, she may be a little squinty but possessed is a stretch. Let's see YOUR /out/gf next to a big fuckin rock.
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>>975532
this rock big enough?
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Excuse: the whole reason I go /out/ is to be alone and away from society

Actual reason: I'm a tranny
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>>973001
I have an /out/ gf
but she's not as qt as OP's photo
;_; and she won't come hunting with me, only camping and fishing
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>>975993
well those seem to coincide.
You're mentally ill, so you like to flee from society. Not even memeing, it seems totally logical.

Most of us flee to innawoods to hide
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>>974135
>mlk nikad neću ići /out/ u domovini

;_____; can the diaspora return home and all go on a big /out/ hiking trip?
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>>976008
>You're mentally ill
Not going to shit up this thread arguing with you. You're right about fleeing though. Can't wait for today to be over with so I can go innawoods for the weekend and be comfy
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>>976027
>Can't wait for today to be over with so I can go innawoods for the weekend and be comfy

>tfw it's 4:42pm on Friday here
>going to hang out with gf this evening
>working overnight shift Saturday night
>spending all of Sunday on uni work

I just want easter to come so I can go /out/ ;_;
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>Tfw grew up on a farm
>Tfw live in the middle of nowhere woods
>Tfw never been to a city

Come try to be my boyfriend /out/ but I will probably shoot you I'm easily spooked.
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>>976037
>farmgirl gf is my ultimate dream in life
You probably wouldn't find me attractive though. Time to commit sudoku
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>>973001
because girls don't actually enjoy /out/ and they hold you back as well make the trip too feminine.
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>>975253
I agree with this faggot.
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>>976037
ah the women are always the pussy.
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>>975963
Nice
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Found this in a trail log last year. Been fantasizing about /out/ sex ever since...
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>>976235
wonder if he said "hey how's it going"
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>>976242

>"hey how's it going"
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>>973510
Stuff your burrito in her taco

Pic I took jus 4 u
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>>973008
Did they ever attend college? How would that work? Do they count as two people?
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>>973905
Its not rape if the goat consents.

>>974158
Which is how it should be, honestly.
Like Nessmuk famously said, the object is not to be "roughing it", it's to let nature "smooth it" out for you. Not saying you need 8 tons of shit and a diesel generator, but if you can make going /out/ enjoyable while still being able to carry your stuff to and from without trouble, you guys are doing something right.
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>>976780
I know its not really a popular opinion around here, but I agree with ya. Too many people on /out/ loose too much of the fun that should accompany an outing by taking themselves and their gear too seriously.

It really is a balance that everyone should figure out themselves between immersion and practicality.

Its like how, barring a few higher-need hobbies, I cant take the gearqueers seriously. End up looking down on them as much as the 5th wheel and RVers.
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Currently traveling and I met a girl who were into the outdoors. More of a hiker than me at the moment. We hit it off, but she's not really my type. Liked the sex though. Most practical minded woman I've met so far in my travels, loved her bush too.

They're out there guys. They can be a little weird though. I suppose we are too though
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>>973510
Fag, you "puffy" bitch is gonna turn "just plain fat" if you keep feeding that cock gobbler Mexifat shit food!

Jez sayin...
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>>974131
>those calves
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>>976027
y-you dont think gender dysphoria is a mental illness?
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>>977032
She got a masters degree to be a nutritionist or some shit and always bitches at me for eating crap. That Mexican stuff isn't too bad, I guess it's all the sodium in prepared foods that realy fucks you up.

If I didn't black this one out, the look on her face is funny as fuck as she's tryin to lecture me on something.

But anyway super skinny girls are gross as fuck.
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>>977050
Gender dysphoria is a feeling, it is only a mental illness when it is so strong that it directly fucks your ability to function. Just like depression is a feeling, and severe continuous depression is a mental disorder.

If transition lessons your dysphoria enough for you to function normally and not be constantly distressed it is no longer mental illness
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>>975318
They may stink, but they'll keep you warm. At least until until he got the emergancy tent up
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>>973708
Oh shit! That's myour reaction image. Never been in a screen capture before
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>>977054
Are you dating a subhuman spic or what?
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>>977057
Only insane asylums can cure a mental illness like gender disporia
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>>977054
That barista is never going to have sex with you.
You are a delivery boy that she friendzoned
Not trying to be harsh but you need to know.
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>why no /out/ GF

Because I'm emotionally unavailable and really bad at making personal compromises with a partner.
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I would have to get a gf in the first place. Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to be likely at all.

I never go up and just talk to girls because I feel like what I'm doing would be pretty transparent, plus I probably have nothing in common with them, and they probably already have a bf.

It would be nice if I could meet a gril, I'm not one to just approach them in the street.
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>>977086
Contrary to what popular culture says, you're not all that likely to meet your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse/whatever through "cold" approaches like chatting up at a bar or dating apps. You're actually far more likely to meet them through your existing social groups like friends, family, co-workers or classmates.

I mean you should definitely learn to chat up girls because it's a good social skills to have, and a good way to make friends and expand your social circles. Despite what some spergs will say, having girls just as friends is a good idea because they have other friends that are girls.
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>>975318
whats the context of that picture?
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>>977069
Nah went on a few dates.

>>977082
Lel I already know. She's cool but was married to some dude who treated her like shit now she's been out of it for a few years and doesn't quite know what she wants. Had me confused for a minute at first because she was flirting real strong with me but then after chilling with her a few times it's like she wants to see what is out there but not ready to commit to something. I talked a lil shit to her too and made her mad but it was stuff she needed to hear but I'll let her do her thing. I'm keeping my distance as far as that goes but she was still trying to go eat at some Spanish tapas place this week. Not sure if I'm gonna go.
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>>977054
>masters in nutrition
>still overweight

Might as well gotten a degree in women's studies
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Kek probably. I think she did get a bit chubby after the divorce and stuff but she looks good.
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Here are a few reasons

>they whine and complain constantly about the weather, the bugs, the cell phone service, etc.

>they carry way too much shit and you end up carrying it when they get "tired"

>they have to stop and take pictures of literally everything

>they have to stop and take breaks every 20 minutes

My wife will do okay fishing if I take her to a spot where she can catch something every 2 minutes, but otherwise I keep her out of my /out/doors.

My wife and kids enjoy going to zoos and amusement parks, but anything that lasts longer than a few hours becomes a nightmare of crying, complaining, and frustration.
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>>977102
Some squirrely bitch crawled inside a dead horse for "art".
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The amount of underage in this thread is hilarious.

If you keep reinforcing your autismo feedback loop by being a bitter fedora tipper then you will never get the gf. Shove your pride up your ass and realize that YOU are the problem, not society. Only by accepting this can you be accepted by the normies. You don't have to actually give up your deviance, just keep it in check you fucking sperg.

I work in a very /out/ position and one of my favorite parts is the people watching. Morons like you guys like to pride yourselves on your intelligence but you have absolutely no self-awareness. It's always so obvious it's one of you guys:

>Sweating, panting and fatigued
>Incredibly lanky or overweight because only gets /out/ once a month
>Tacticool backpack
>Hatchet, even though you're just dayhiking and won't be more than a mile from any form of civilization
>Baggy cargo shorts
>Acne from too much hot pockets
>Usually hiking alone but sometimes with the rest of your D&D group
>Overly prepared and procedural about all actions taken in the outdoors
>Get jittery around "the ranger" because you know I'm judging you

I want you to succeed anon, but I have little patience for weakness. It's time to grow up.
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/out/ girls exist. That doesn't mean that they:

1) are physically attractive
2) have attractive personalities
3) are available
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>>978487
but they sometimes are
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>>978487
I know lots of physically attractive /out/ girls with attractive personalities. You're right about the available, though. /out/ girls tend not to be single for very long.
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>>973001

Fuck no, I go outdoors to be by myself.
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I have an /out/ wife. We just went snowshoeing in Sequoia National Park.
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>>973001
Women don't enjoy spending time with me, plus as said not many fish and that's my #1 thing when /out/.

Plus gfs are a bad investment for the most part.
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>>976037
>I will probably try to shoot you I'm easily spooked.

Us city boys just don't get it. You should try farmers only.
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>>973083
Just ask her like >>973086 suggests, don't approach it like she's a fucking dog like >>973103 did.

Whenever I go /out/, I just ask the gf if she wants to come or not, sometimes she does, sometimes she doesn't.
I don't try and trick her into becoming Bear Grylls, she's a grown woman and does what she wants.
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>>973333
>hiking on trails
>where you meet other people
Of course you don't meet any non-pleb women anon
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>>974118
bushcraft is ghey tho, they are just smarter than 95% on here
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>>978496

Keyword: sometimes.
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>>975963
lel, is she toproping?
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>>977698
not who you were talking to but you couldn't come across as more arrogant honestly.

the sherlock holmes of park rangers over here...
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>>978524
Likewise for the men that meet that criteria.
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>>978653

Looking forward to seeing you on the trails anon
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>>978579
Tfw can't lead
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>>973001

I'm an Anglo man and I have a couple of enthusiastic hiking buddies who arr grills.
I've done a Scout conpetition with them where you evade capture over 60 miles of the Lake District in UK.
They flirt with me a lot, but if I try them out it would ruin that friend group.
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>>977698
You work for me you dumb cunt
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>>979284
I have a friend who's does ultra mountain racing. She did a 100 mile alpine race in Patagonia last year (one of the racers died). She was the fastest women by leagues and she finished in the top ten, which is impressive considering she's not even pro. She's a copy editor.
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>>979289

Thats quite spectacular. I love it when I come across girls with that sort of enthusiasm. I'm 18 and live in a suburban area, those two I mentioned are the only ones I know who like to go /out/. Most of the others are only interested in going to London which is nice but not my clique.

Where did you meet her anon?
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>>979289
But is she cute?
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>>973012
>>974210
This

The girl I'm seeing is "into the outdoors" but hates snow, hates spiders/snakes, and other things that pretty much contradict her statement

I don't think we'll be seeing each other much longer, honestly I just really wanna fuck her.
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>>973323
>Outistia
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>>975059
I've got one of those, likes getting tied up while /out/.
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>>977102
I can give you only this pic, probably the hottest ting I ever download on 4chan...

>>975318
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Where to find /out/ gf though?
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>>979581
Deep innawoods. Just start hiking through the trees until you find one. Might take a day or two, but keep going deeper.
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>>979287
Haha little anon, I do this job for fun




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